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[00:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Buy a cheap small low energy monitor that you can ducttape to the server.

[00:04:01] Mikoolo/rizon usb-c monitor with touchscreen, \g. Use virtual keyboard.

[08:20:01] Mikoolo/rizon My baby shot me down

[10:41:10] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is asleep.

[10:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon With a wet bed.

[10:41:24] Mikoolo/rizon From drinking too many mangers.

[10:52:20] Mikoolo/rizon Wars are fought with long distance braille typing machines.

[10:54:09] Mikoolo/rizon Sadly the human body is not advanced enough to read the messages without experiencing malfunctions.

[10:54:14] Mikoolo/rizon :)

[10:57:13] Mikoolo/rizon Think about it yournamehere. Braille is raised dots in a pattern. Bullets are fast moving dots.

[10:57:48] Mikoolo/rizon Heading in a straight line until it loses momentum and starts getting affected by gravity even more than it does while at mach 1.

[10:58:42] Mikoolo/rizon Not that many pregnancies that occurs from mass shootings tho.

[10:58:48] Mikoolo/rizon If any.

[12:28:35] Mikoolo/rizon I found another cure Syndus. Want to see it?

[12:37:33] Mikoolo/rizon Syndus I got you a bageel in the toaster right now https://i.imgur.com/kIFwC2K.png

[12:39:44] Mikoolo/rizon Better change nick to tramp, vamp. To get rid of your curse.

[12:55:28] Mikoolo/rizon .tt

[12:55:35] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 5

[12:55:55] Mikoolo/rizon stop

[12:56:16] Mikoolo/rizon greta garbro

[12:56:25] Mikoolo/rizon stasi

[12:56:27] Mikoolo/rizon the stasi

[12:56:30] Mikoolo/rizon west germany

[12:56:34] Mikoolo/rizon stalinism

[12:56:44] Mikoolo/rizon stanislav

[12:56:53] Mikoolo/rizon standing

[12:56:57] Mikoolo/rizon thanks Syndus

[12:57:28] Mikoolo/rizon isaac was a writer not a scientist?

[12:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon Don't remember him being a scientist at all.

[12:57:53] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 5

[12:58:11] Mikoolo/rizon alfred hichcock

[12:58:29] Mikoolo/rizon status normal all fucked up = snafu

[12:58:33] Mikoolo/rizon brother lost

[12:58:39] Mikoolo/rizon broken arrow

[12:58:46] Mikoolo/rizon a movie is called that

[12:58:54] Mikoolo/rizon the self aware fighter jet I think.

[12:59:00] Mikoolo/rizon micheline

[12:59:03] Mikoolo/rizon michelin

[12:59:08] Mikoolo/rizon mitsubishi

[12:59:18] Mikoolo/rizon badminton

[12:59:28] Mikoolo/rizon ventura

[12:59:36] Mikoolo/rizon foggerty

[12:59:41] Mikoolo/rizon faukner

[12:59:47] Mikoolo/rizon ffreddy

[12:59:49] Mikoolo/rizon freddy

[12:59:52] Mikoolo/rizon freckles

[13:00:00] Mikoolo/rizon fremen

[13:00:12] Mikoolo/rizon freddey

[13:00:22] Mikoolo/rizon freaday

[13:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon yee

[13:00:43] Mikoolo/rizon Kiss is such a unpopular band that none of the active ones knows who they are.

[13:00:47] Mikoolo/rizon In here.

[13:01:02] Mikoolo/rizon Another 5?

[13:01:05] Mikoolo/rizon Or 10?

[13:01:16] Mikoolo/rizon Is it dead?

[13:01:39] Mikoolo/rizon I have DuckHunt on ignore. Don't wanna start trivia if it ain't dead.

[13:01:57] Mikoolo/rizon But I guess it is.

[13:02:14] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 6

[13:02:23] Mikoolo/rizon Cyprus

[13:02:25] Mikoolo/rizon Rome

[13:02:32] Mikoolo/rizon Nantucket

[13:02:44] Mikoolo/rizon Nicolaus

[13:02:58] Mikoolo/rizon Niceene

[13:03:07] Mikoolo/rizon nicemena

[13:03:30] Mikoolo/rizon 1962

[13:03:37] Mikoolo/rizon 1959

[13:03:39] Mikoolo/rizon 1958

[13:03:41] Mikoolo/rizon 1957

[13:03:44] Mikoolo/rizon 1956

[13:03:46] Mikoolo/rizon 1955

[13:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon 1961

[13:03:54] Mikoolo/rizon 1960

[13:03:57] Mikoolo/rizon 1964

[13:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon 1966

[13:04:01] Mikoolo/rizon 1967

[13:04:03] Mikoolo/rizon 1968

[13:04:05] Mikoolo/rizon 1969

[13:04:12] Mikoolo/rizon Damn

[13:04:14] Mikoolo/rizon I missed it.

[13:04:20] Mikoolo/rizon Maverick

[13:04:34] Mikoolo/rizon yankee doodle dooo

[13:04:42] Mikoolo/rizon yankee doodle land

[13:04:58] Mikoolo/rizon yankee dooodle dandy

[13:05:12] Mikoolo/rizon antelopes

[13:05:15] Mikoolo/rizon antlers

[13:05:17] Mikoolo/rizon horns

[13:05:21] Mikoolo/rizon freckles

[13:05:24] Mikoolo/rizon females

[13:05:30] Mikoolo/rizon flowers

[13:05:34] Mikoolo/rizon florida

[13:05:39] Mikoolo/rizon flower

[13:05:44] Mikoolo/rizon floods

[13:05:54] Mikoolo/rizon sinnews

[13:05:55] Mikoolo/rizon sinews

[13:06:04] Mikoolo/rizon tendons

[13:06:18] Mikoolo/rizon Humans

[13:06:25] Mikoolo/rizon humble humans

[13:06:34] Mikoolo/rizon human parents

[13:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon human adults

[13:06:49] Mikoolo/rizon human mothers

[13:07:05] Mikoolo/rizon human gangs

[13:07:37] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck this.

[13:07:45] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you have a decent day at work wildting2.

[13:07:54] Mikoolo/rizon With no drama.

[13:29:28] Mikoolo/rizon https://twitter.com/m4stiff/status/1618325312642904065

[13:33:26] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/ceVBQUPgyjY

[13:58:39] Mikoolo/rizon Kowal, if I start having beef with you while you're on that side of the bot does it become crosschannel drama?

[13:59:18] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 5

[13:59:27] Mikoolo/rizon The beatles

[13:59:37] Mikoolo/rizon Jason

[13:59:40] Mikoolo/rizon Jason Vorhees

[13:59:44] Mikoolo/rizon Friday the 13th

[13:59:53] Mikoolo/rizon Roaches

[13:59:57] Mikoolo/rizon jitter

[14:00:02] Mikoolo/rizon invasion

[14:00:13] Mikoolo/rizon intrigue

[14:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon Forgot that word

[14:00:34] Mikoolo/rizon Coca Cola

[14:00:36] Mikoolo/rizon Pepsi

[14:00:38] Mikoolo/rizon Fanta

[14:00:40] Mikoolo/rizon Tequila

[14:00:51] Mikoolo/rizon Tylenol

[14:01:14] Mikoolo/rizon ian mcgregor

[14:01:47] Mikoolo/rizon ian morran

[14:01:56] Mikoolo/rizon ian marran

[14:02:00] Mikoolo/rizon Never heardo f

[14:02:06] Mikoolo/rizon More?

[14:02:08] Mikoolo/rizon Or eough?

[14:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon enough*

[14:02:24] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 5

[14:02:33] Mikoolo/rizon dogs

[14:02:35] Mikoolo/rizon cats

[14:02:38] Mikoolo/rizon horses

[14:02:42] Mikoolo/rizon finks

[14:02:53] Mikoolo/rizon o

[14:03:04] Mikoolo/rizon .skip

[14:03:14] Mikoolo/rizon six

[14:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon 6

[14:03:20] Mikoolo/rizon o

[14:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon Jonnie

[14:03:30] Mikoolo/rizon jon

[14:03:54] Mikoolo/rizon bagshead

[14:03:56] Mikoolo/rizon bagelshead

[14:04:00] Mikoolo/rizon bangladesh

[14:05:04] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corbin_Bernsen

[14:05:06] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the actor

[14:05:24] Mikoolo/rizon Same

[14:05:31] Mikoolo/rizon But he was the dentist in The Dentist

[14:06:13] Mikoolo/rizon If you hate dentistry or got a hard time to watch stuff like that then don't.

[14:06:23] Mikoolo/rizon I've noticed, grandpa.

[14:06:36] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 5

[14:06:55] Mikoolo/rizon paramediphobia

[14:07:05] Mikoolo/rizon paraliphobia

[14:07:18] Mikoolo/rizon paraphiliphobia

[14:07:36] Mikoolo/rizon paraplipophobia

[14:07:42] Mikoolo/rizon damn

[14:07:46] Mikoolo/rizon was about to remove the p

[14:07:55] Mikoolo/rizon You were pretty close tho

[14:08:00] Mikoolo/rizon fools garden

[14:08:10] Mikoolo/rizon food poisoning

[14:08:21] Mikoolo/rizon pottery

[14:08:27] Mikoolo/rizon vases

[14:08:39] Mikoolo/rizon kaokao

[14:09:00] Mikoolo/rizon Katty

[14:09:03] Mikoolo/rizon Kevin

[14:09:07] Mikoolo/rizon Kooly

[14:09:24] Mikoolo/rizon karl

[14:09:32] Mikoolo/rizon kreah

[14:09:37] Mikoolo/rizon krith

[14:09:40] Mikoolo/rizon kreth

[14:09:42] Mikoolo/rizon krath

[14:09:43] Mikoolo/rizon kroth

[14:09:49] Mikoolo/rizon o

[14:09:58] Mikoolo/rizon eyethingies

[14:10:04] Mikoolo/rizon frollics

[14:10:12] Mikoolo/rizon freckles

[14:26:10] Mikoolo/rizon These are certified venomous ones.

[14:26:26] Mikoolo/rizon That won't crawl into your ears while you sleep.

[14:26:37] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[14:27:08] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine a spider free australia, wez.

[14:27:16] Mikoolo/rizon It would be like a gun free US.

[14:27:26] Mikoolo/rizon An impossibility.

[14:30:48] Mikoolo/rizon I usually have one spider in my bathroom.

[14:31:03] Mikoolo/rizon Sometimes I've had complete retarded spiders habitating it.

[14:31:30] Mikoolo/rizon WHam going to the bathroom. Spiderweeb across the door opening.

[14:31:33] Mikoolo/rizon And walk into it.

[14:31:38] Mikoolo/rizon That spider died.

[14:31:44] Mikoolo/rizon Due to being dumb.

[14:32:04] Mikoolo/rizon No

[14:32:25] Mikoolo/rizon Same spider also decided to put its web on the shower curtains.

[14:32:36] Mikoolo/rizon So it was a repeat offender.

[14:32:54] Mikoolo/rizon It was faked, ski.

[14:32:55] Mikoolo/rizon The video.

[14:33:04] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[14:33:09] Mikoolo/rizon .yt spiders on drugs

[14:55:23] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[14:56:05] Mikoolo/rizon Watch out. Ahsoka might come and start sniffing.

[14:56:14] Mikoolo/rizon She's been talking about farts lately.

[15:05:13] Mikoolo/rizon That gets higher for each year.

[15:07:56] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a simple hardness test you can do. Pour ground coffee into a bottle of the water you want to test. Leave the bottle with water and ground coffee. The less colourization the water gets from the coffee = the harder it is.

[15:09:25] Mikoolo/rizon Thats if the water is hot and being in motion.

[15:10:06] Mikoolo/rizon And I feel that you misintepreted my sentence.

[15:12:11] Mikoolo/rizon How much bullets do you store in airtight boxes End3r?

[16:15:28] Mikoolo/rizon Audrey Hale killed 6 people.

[16:18:49] Mikoolo/rizon Topic is still relevant.

[16:20:09] Mikoolo/rizon Give me wiki rights ComputerTech so I can make a wikipage about my non-existence on technet.

[16:22:35] Mikoolo/rizon Your cat thinks it's a dog.

[16:22:44] Mikoolo/rizon Are very few.

[16:23:09] Mikoolo/rizon The number of people who call their dog 'Good boy/girl' are shitloads.

[16:27:23] Mikoolo/rizon PETA being the worst offender.

[16:27:51] Mikoolo/rizon PETA even steals dogs on leashes on private property to euthanize.

[16:28:12] Mikoolo/rizon No \g.

[16:28:52] Mikoolo/rizon No login, to produce dog and cat meat for the chinese and SEA market.

[16:33:53] Mikoolo/rizon The day they can vocalize their needs to humans is the start of their freedom of choice wether to be free or in captive. After that it'll probably take something like 30ish years for them to gain rights in society.

[16:35:25] Mikoolo/rizon End3r?

[16:35:46] Mikoolo/rizon Never been in nerds.

[16:36:05] Mikoolo/rizon no

[16:36:44] Mikoolo/rizon If you suspect someone is being me ask them something about sweden, End3r.

[16:37:26] Mikoolo/rizon I think we're quite few on rizon.

[16:37:38] Mikoolo/rizon We used to be more.

[16:38:01] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a lot more finnish people here tho.

[16:38:44] Mikoolo/rizon THey are afraid of the finnish users,.

[16:39:03] Mikoolo/rizon It's all joy and fun until the snow starts speaking finnish.

[16:39:57] Mikoolo/rizon login https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNgFNHdXoAQqsef.jpg

[16:40:46] Mikoolo/rizon It got burnt down in 2021 tho, ski.

[16:43:18] Mikoolo/rizon The Goat, login.

[16:43:27] Mikoolo/rizon The goat ain't a sheep.

[16:43:30] Mikoolo/rizon THe Goat is a Goat.

[16:44:12] Mikoolo/rizon You can do some self study about it tho, login.

[16:44:34] Mikoolo/rizon You got all the keywords necessary to find out about it.

[16:44:41] Mikoolo/rizon .kb emanuellee bye

[16:47:28] Mikoolo/rizon ski, wikipedia is banned in china.

[16:49:34] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah ski.

[16:50:32] Mikoolo/rizon PapaFrog you can burn holes in it.

[16:50:39] Mikoolo/rizon And keep the rest of the bill intact.

[16:51:55] Mikoolo/rizon Technically it doesn't as the bill would cease to exist.

[16:52:28] Mikoolo/rizon ski login needs to be reminded of when you mentioned that now.

[16:54:27] Mikoolo/rizon Apparently it has never been tried in court wether burning dollar bills into ash is illegal or not, \g, PapaFrog.

[16:54:46] Mikoolo/rizon Completely burning them to ash that is.

[16:55:31] Mikoolo/rizon Please don't, unless you want more of them, PapaFrog.

[16:58:25] Mikoolo/rizon \g I know you dislike them but are you aware of this game that is gaining popularity? https://youtu.be/lkcTeZyknQg

[16:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon 5k active players right now on steam, \g.

[16:59:44] Mikoolo/rizon Thats 4400 more players than Redfall has on steam.

[17:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[17:01:02] Mikoolo/rizon Politics replaces religions.

[17:01:16] Mikoolo/rizon lol no

[17:02:02] Mikoolo/rizon Then by that logic then hollywood replaces religion.

[17:02:19] Mikoolo/rizon Jackie Chan replaces religion.

[17:02:35] Mikoolo/rizon Vinnie the Pooh replaces Xijing Ping.

[17:46:51] Mikoolo/rizon You're welcome, h4 onee-san.

[18:10:47] Mikoolo/rizon If you were EU you could send them to Nintendo and they'll fix em.

[18:11:20] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-send-joy-cons-off-for-free-repair/

[18:11:32] Mikoolo/rizon 3rd party?

[18:11:43] Mikoolo/rizon That look like split pro gamepad?

[18:11:57] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[18:12:12] Mikoolo/rizon I really dislike the flatness of the og ones.

[19:17:17] Mikoolo/rizon What year did the movie take place?

[19:17:37] Mikoolo/rizon Prolly didn't have a telly then.

[19:18:19] Mikoolo/rizon Haven't seen the movie tbh.

[19:19:20] Mikoolo/rizon This was quite fun to listen to while doing something https://youtu.be/Zae5vHrQQ8A

[19:21:59] Mikoolo/rizon Not just about redfall.

[19:22:30] Mikoolo/rizon But obviously Redfall is the whole "PC Gaming in Crisis" thing.

[19:22:42] Mikoolo/rizon huh

[19:25:22] Mikoolo/rizon Looks scripted.

[19:25:57] Mikoolo/rizon I think ~ should be disqualified from participating in the contest part.

[19:26:35] Mikoolo/rizon systwi theres a solution /ignore DuckHunt

[19:27:10] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also gaping anuses, ComputerTech.

[19:29:02] Mikoolo/rizon I use my phone for audiobooks.

[19:29:10] Mikoolo/rizon ipadophiles.

[19:30:23] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like naan?

[19:30:35] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[19:30:58] Mikoolo/rizon ^5 Compass_Away

[19:31:00] Mikoolo/rizon Ok

[19:32:10] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[19:32:27] Mikoolo/rizon It's not racist to hate devices, companies or brands, Compass_Away.

[19:32:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's a better nick than Compass_Away, h4.

[19:33:19] Mikoolo/rizon You're the lower ranked comp bearing nick, Compass_Away.

[19:33:25] Mikoolo/rizon Not you Compass_Away but Compass_Away.

[19:33:32] Mikoolo/rizon Well, you get what I mean.

[19:34:48] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech fuck now it works D:

[19:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon It's access sensitive D:

[19:35:33] Mikoolo/rizon No, my ignore list that you're about to get on, Ahsoka.

[19:35:56] Mikoolo/rizon "*Added Ahsoka to ignore."

[19:36:30] Mikoolo/rizon h4 change line of work if you can get a physically demanding job at the same or better pay.

[19:37:09] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why they feel so smooth h4? D:

[19:37:26] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[19:37:32] Mikoolo/rizon I get paid to work out.

[19:38:23] Mikoolo/rizon My line of work provides me a energy output that allows me to have a delicious diet.

[19:38:55] Mikoolo/rizon Without expanding my body in a horizontal fashion.

[19:39:20] Mikoolo/rizon Copious amounts of free space being alone on my ignore list.

[19:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon Violence breeds violence.

[19:40:54] Mikoolo/rizon You'd have to kick a lot of people then.

[19:41:01] Mikoolo/rizon And be unable to kick some of them.

[19:41:11] Mikoolo/rizon Are you a DC fan?

[19:41:27] Mikoolo/rizon Vertigo then.

[19:42:08] Mikoolo/rizon What about belgian comics then?

[19:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon Like Spirou, Jerome K Bloche.

[19:42:20] Mikoolo/rizon The smurfs.

[19:42:30] Mikoolo/rizon GASTON

[19:42:35] Mikoolo/rizon GASTON IS NOT GARBAGE

[19:42:56] Mikoolo/rizon RRGghhnntnthjjdjdjdjsjsjsjj!

[19:44:30] Mikoolo/rizon h4 what about Johann und Pfiffikus?

[19:45:07] Mikoolo/rizon What about Thorgal then h4?

[19:45:20] Mikoolo/rizon It's polish/belgian.

[19:47:02] Mikoolo/rizon I know now, h4's favourite superhero is Blitzmensch.

[19:47:13] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/45quOTuvsNc

[19:48:06] Mikoolo/rizon The german version is better.

[19:48:07] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/X47nwHQehZE

[20:23:02] Mikoolo/rizon A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on

[20:23:02] Mikoolo/rizon your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

[20:23:54] Mikoolo/rizon Quite a lot. Some might be dug down in the yard, \g.

[20:24:59] Mikoolo/rizon Lilbro's previous dog had 2 heads at one point, \g.

[20:27:30] Mikoolo/rizon \g here lilbro's dog having 2 extra heads https://i.imgur.com/5Dqf6A2.png

[20:28:41] Mikoolo/rizon He has a extra leg behind him, and a mandible \g https://i.imgur.com/sqKKXgp.jpg

[20:48:58] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/u6uE9BBtADw

[21:17:00] Mikoolo/rizon Most snake species kinda tell you to fuck off if you get close.

[21:24:14] Mikoolo/rizon The snake in the bible is a important character for the story progression.

[21:29:05] Mikoolo/rizon So what other animals does serpent cover except snakes?

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