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[01:08:26] \g/rizon hmm

[01:09:55] \g/rizon i want a blunt in the shape of a carrot

[01:29:42] \g/rizon hmmmmmmmmmm

[03:22:41] \g/rizon Did you guys hear about that crash in TX

[03:23:01] \g/rizon The car that plowed through a bunch of folks

[03:23:16] \g/rizon I think the day before yesterday

[03:23:24] \g/rizon Or yesterday morning

[03:23:25] \g/rizon idk

[03:23:34] \g/rizon Car plowed through a bunch of people sitting at a bus stop

[03:23:36] \g/rizon 7 died

[03:23:43] \g/rizon But there were bodies everywhere

[03:24:32] \g/rizon Nah, the victims were pretty much all Mexican immigrants though

[03:24:37] \g/rizon So that's probably why you haven't heard much about it

[03:24:49] \g/rizon It was near the border

[03:25:03] \g/rizon I'm not even sure they were immigrants, they might have just been working there on a visa or something

[03:25:24] \g/rizon Apparently the driver was being incredibly uncooperative and wouldn't give the cops his real name

[03:25:41] \g/rizon I found video of the accident, it's pretty gruesome

[03:25:45] \g/rizon "accident"

[03:25:47] \g/rizon I mean incident

[03:26:14] \g/rizon How old are you Syndus

[03:26:26] \g/rizon Tendonitis sucks

[03:26:37] \g/rizon Are you going to do therapy?

[03:27:00] \g/rizon MatCat: He said tendonitis not tinnitis lol

[03:27:25] \g/rizon That's tinnitis

[03:27:29] \g/rizon tinnitus?

[03:27:32] \g/rizon tinnitus

[03:27:45] \g/rizon So you have very little strength?

[03:29:54] \g/rizon o i didn't click

[03:30:26] \g/rizon Damn all them pins

[15:14:05] \g/rizon Mikoolo: Denzel Washington's name is actually pronounced Denzul

[15:14:08] \g/rizon Not Denzelle

[15:14:37] \g/rizon Apparently his dad is also Denzel and when his mom called Denzel they'd both come, so she started calling the younger "Denzelle" to differenciate

[15:15:33] \g/rizon https://www.google.com/search?q=denzel+washington+pronunciation

[15:15:40] \g/rizon This pronunciation is wrong basically

[15:16:30] \g/rizon Vi kan tala svenska

[15:16:51] \g/rizon Låt oss döda de amerikanska otrogna

[15:17:11] \g/rizon Jag är en formell jävel

[15:18:13] \g/rizon ich bin mein weinerschitzel das allahu akbar aber das hier

[15:18:57] \g/rizon wifi is pretty fast these days

[15:18:59] \g/rizon upgrade your shit!

[15:19:36] \g/rizon Nintendo DMCA's github?

[15:25:53] \g/rizon sushi-chan how's your vision

[15:26:42] \g/rizon Dreams are not random lol

[15:26:50] \g/rizon Often times they're influenced by something going on in your brain

[15:26:53] \g/rizon Either subconciously or not

[15:30:18] \g/rizon I'm a dick expert too

[15:30:31] \g/rizon Random to you, but not random in the grand scheme

[15:30:51] \g/rizon Like

[15:30:53] \g/rizon If I were sitting on a bus

[15:31:13] \g/rizon And I suddenly blurted out COWBOYS WON THE SUPERBOWL

[15:31:18] \g/rizon It'd seem random to everyone around me

[15:31:26] \g/rizon But if I had cowboys on the brain, it wouldn't really be random

[15:31:28] \g/rizon To me

[15:32:03] \g/rizon Do you have good dreams about spiders now

[15:32:08] \g/rizon Do you dream of Spiders-Man

[15:37:28] \g/rizon Interstellar was better

[15:38:39] \g/rizon h4: I think that's sleep paralysis

[16:01:45] \g/rizon fucking cats are too goddamn affectionate

[16:01:51] \g/rizon They keep getting stepped on

[16:02:24] \g/rizon https://streamable.com/7yqulx h4

[16:03:11] \g/rizon Laying in walk ways like right outside my bedroom door

[16:03:22] \g/rizon And yes snuggling around my ankles

[16:03:26] \g/rizon So if I take a step back

[16:03:27] \g/rizon Boom

[16:03:30] \g/rizon Smashed paw

[16:03:52] \g/rizon That platform she was sitting on

[16:03:57] \g/rizon Definitely saved her from serious injury

[16:04:23] \g/rizon I think she just had a couple of cuts from the glass but no bruises or anything

[16:04:41] \g/rizon Biker had a broken femur

[16:16:27] \g/rizon Huh

[16:16:33] \g/rizon Is it me or is ChatGPT getting reallly slow with it's responses

[16:17:00] \g/rizon I'm guessing h4 doesn't drive

[16:45:23] \g/rizon catte is howling

[16:45:27] \g/rizon she wants attention

[17:14:22] \g/rizon deadly is old as fuck

[17:14:22] \g/rizon grandpa

[17:14:35] \g/rizon 38 this year tho

[17:14:51] \g/rizon You guys were born the same day

[17:14:56] \g/rizon Mikoolo is old as fuck by proxy

[17:15:24] \g/rizon happy birthday

[17:15:35] \g/rizon canal street? Is that what they call prostate exams in the UK?

[17:15:52] \g/rizon !bang

[17:15:56] \g/rizon !bang

[17:16:01] \g/rizon !bang

[17:16:12] \g/rizon lul

[17:18:18] \g/rizon what's an idol showdown

[17:18:55] \g/rizon 23 was my favorite age

[17:18:59] \g/rizon >hololive

[17:19:00] \g/rizon nty

[17:19:07] \g/rizon I could drink legally at 23

[17:19:10] \g/rizon I bought my first car

[17:19:12] \g/rizon Livin large and in charge

[17:19:16] \g/rizon So much puss

[17:19:38] \g/rizon But there already exist great fighting games for non-hololive fans like me

[17:19:54] \g/rizon Like Melty Blood and Under Night In-Birth

[17:23:37] \g/rizon Not in good 2D fighters

[17:23:42] \g/rizon Good 2D fighters don't have combo locks

[17:23:51] \g/rizon Dead or Alive 4 was my shit

[17:25:40] \g/rizon https://www.trueachievements.com/game/Dead-or-Alive-4/achievements?gamerid=90167

[17:25:45] \g/rizon There were only 2 achievements I never unlocked

[17:25:49] \g/rizon I should probably go back and try to unlock them

[17:25:53] \g/rizon Survival Mode was a bitch

[17:26:01] \g/rizon 100 hours should be easy

[17:26:44] \g/rizon Hayate probably

[17:27:22] \g/rizon I liked Hayabusa too tbh

[17:27:30] \g/rizon I also liked Nicole

[17:27:36] \g/rizon She was super heavy and slow but packed a punch

[17:29:16] \g/rizon The non-canon spartan

[17:29:25] \g/rizon iirc her backstory had a lot of issues that conflicted with Halo lore

[17:30:45] \g/rizon Was she exclusive to DOA4? I haven't played any DOAs since that one

[17:33:02] \g/rizon Meh

[17:33:37] \g/rizon I prefer Kilik or Maxi

[17:35:26] \g/rizon I liked Taki in the PSX days

[17:35:29] \g/rizon For...obvious reasons

[17:35:54] \g/rizon Link was easily my fav in 2

[17:36:02] \g/rizon Wish he could have made a return

[17:36:31] \g/rizon Link was honestly the only good one

[17:36:49] \g/rizon Darth Vader/Yoda/Spawn/Heihachi were all shit

[17:38:15] \g/rizon I've been using the LTT screwdriver as more of a fidget tool than a screwdriver

[17:38:20] \g/rizon It's so satisfying to just play with

[17:38:41] \g/rizon Ivy was too milf for me

[17:38:47] \g/rizon I did like that one combo she had though

[17:38:57] \g/rizon She was the only character in the game with a super combo iirc

[17:41:00] \g/rizon I forgot Ezio was in a game

[17:41:03] \g/rizon SC5?

[17:41:19] \g/rizon Oh yeah Geralt too

[17:41:21] \g/rizon SC6?

[17:41:36] \g/rizon Oh yeah 2B too

[17:41:37] \g/rizon SC7?

[17:41:54] \g/rizon Ezio was in SC4 I believe

[17:42:20] \g/rizon ah

[17:53:27] \g/rizon gun jesus is forgotten weapons

[17:53:32] \g/rizon ak jesus is brandon herrera

[17:54:32] \g/rizon Why the fuck does youtube keep defaulting to 360p

[17:55:25] \g/rizon Scope on a pistol always seems so funny

[17:57:10] \g/rizon I've never seen rounds bounce back like that lol

[17:57:23] \g/rizon I think someone's fuckin around

[17:58:05] \g/rizon wha

[17:58:35] \g/rizon whä

[18:15:21] \g/rizon .w

[18:15:30] \g/rizon .f

[18:16:44] \g/rizon bang

[18:17:52] \g/rizon California isn't warm 24/7 you know

[18:19:12] \g/rizon California isn't to blame for any of that lol

[18:19:15] \g/rizon Most of that shit starts in like

[18:19:16] \g/rizon New York

[18:19:18] \g/rizon And spreads like wildfire

[18:20:01] \g/rizon No

[18:20:03] \g/rizon No it wasn't

[18:20:18] \g/rizon Yeah

[18:20:22] \g/rizon All that shit started in Europe

[18:21:07] \g/rizon how?

[18:21:24] \g/rizon u

[18:21:57] \g/rizon Who doesn't love that puhpuhpuhpuuuuuss

[18:23:04] \g/rizon I miss TorS

[18:23:13] \g/rizon It was fun banning him

[18:23:29] \g/rizon I akicked him from #uk

[18:24:36] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmXq4z7I27s

[18:26:01] \g/rizon ???

[18:26:04] \g/rizon 1080p 60fps

[18:26:07] \g/rizon 1080p Premium

[18:26:11] \g/rizon What the fuck is 1080p Premium

[18:26:44] \g/rizon Lots of people

[18:26:45] \g/rizon ctxu for one

[18:27:53] \g/rizon that pedo dnr is mine

[18:27:57] \g/rizon Maybe you akicked him with a different message

[18:28:03] \g/rizon I akicked TorS

[18:28:19] \g/rizon lol

[18:28:27] \g/rizon .u mong

[18:28:43] \g/rizon nobody says mong in America pls

[18:28:46] \g/rizon We say retard

[18:28:52] \g/rizon Mongoloid also acceptable

[18:29:01] \g/rizon It's your fault you're not American

[18:29:40] \g/rizon spastic and spaz are apparently offensive now lol

[18:29:46] \g/rizon To people that are actually spastic

[18:29:52] \g/rizon Not going to make me stop saying it

[18:29:57] \g/rizon Grow some balls disabled folks

[18:30:00] \g/rizon Oh but disabled is now offensive too

[18:30:37] \g/rizon They're humoring you deadly

[18:30:51] \g/rizon "haha keep laughing or else he might kill himself haha"

[18:30:55] \g/rizon On the internet we don't care

[18:32:06] \g/rizon i'm not racist you're racist

[18:46:22] \g/rizon Yeah Mikoolo

[18:46:32] \g/rizon He enjoyed the 5.56 but hated the .308

[18:46:40] \g/rizon Comparing it to a .500 magnum

[18:52:00] \g/rizon I was thinking the same thing

[18:52:07] \g/rizon "I'd buy one if it weren't ugly as sin"

[18:55:42] \g/rizon Fix the problem by getting rid of the whole area

[18:55:43] \g/rizon lol

[19:15:32] \g/rizon lol comparing O.MG cables to flipper zero

[19:15:35] \g/rizon They can do pretty much the same thing

[19:15:48] \g/rizon O.MG cable probably easier to get away with it though since you can leave it in random places and folks will plug it in

[19:45:00] \g/rizon .cc time in sweden

[19:45:14] \g/rizon .cc time in the north pole

[19:45:31] \g/rizon Sweden is basically the north pole isn't it

[19:45:51] \g/rizon Nice

[19:45:54] \g/rizon Can you ride one

[19:56:49] \g/rizon Crispy sock here

[19:56:50] \g/rizon Crispy sock there

[19:56:54] \g/rizon Crispy sock with some mystery hair

[19:57:30] \g/rizon Excuse me don't you :| me

[19:57:37] \g/rizon You're the one that was cumming in corners

[19:58:14] \g/rizon [11:10AM] ComputerTech cums in the corner

[19:58:14] \g/rizon [11:10AM] [ComputerTech] o_o

[19:58:14] \g/rizon [11:10AM] [ComputerTech] <_<

[19:58:14] \g/rizon [11:10AM] [ComputerTech] >_>

[20:12:12] \g/rizon .u nihongo

[20:12:18] \g/rizon >hardest

[20:12:49] \g/rizon Yes

[20:12:56] \g/rizon You're still looking at 4x as many characters to learn

[20:13:06] \g/rizon Chinese phonetics are also way more complex

[20:13:12] \g/rizon Whereas Japanese is prounounced exactly as it's spelled

[20:14:01] \g/rizon Yes

[20:14:08] \g/rizon suki and tsuki are pronounced exactly as they're spelled

[20:14:34] \g/rizon I can neither confirm nor deny that

[20:14:41] \g/rizon But what I can confirm

[20:14:43] \g/rizon Is fuck Mandarin

[20:15:06] \g/rizon .yt yaba

[20:15:13] \g/rizon .kb internets!

[20:15:20] \g/rizon .yt yaba fuji

[20:16:12] \g/rizon Finnish things are also spelled quite ridiculously

[20:16:13] \g/rizon Whereas like

[20:16:16] \g/rizon Japanese shit is pretty simple

[20:17:41] \g/rizon gay

[21:07:17] \g/rizon So he was a regular Clayton Bigsby

[21:07:26] \g/rizon Or Uncle Ruckus

[21:09:13] \g/rizon End3r: Not difficult at all to believe with folks like Candace Owens around

[21:10:17] \g/rizon Fun fact, Candace Owens and I were born on the exact same day

[21:10:23] \g/rizon She might be a couple hours older than me

[21:13:04] \g/rizon I'm browsing right-leaning news sites for stories on the TX shooter and I'm not seeing much talk on it from the last two days

[21:13:23] \g/rizon So him being a nazi white supremacist is becoming more and more believable

[21:19:46] \g/rizon lol

[21:20:35] \g/rizon I'll hand them over tbh but I won't be happy about it

[21:20:42] \g/rizon I will certainly start printing some though

[21:20:48] \g/rizon You ain't leaving me unprotected

[22:07:47] \g/rizon How do you compile software afk

[22:08:49] \g/rizon I did that yesterday

[22:09:25] \g/rizon huh

[22:19:11] \g/rizon lol

[22:19:23] \g/rizon Did you see the brazilian woman that got kicked out of the store

[22:19:49] \g/rizon She says she's being bullied for being oo hot

[22:19:51] \g/rizon too*

[22:19:58] \g/rizon When you could see her ass cheeks under her shorts

[22:20:53] \g/rizon https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article29889797.ece/ALTERNATES/n310p/2_PAY-OnlyFans-star-victim-of-Hot-woman-phobia-after-being-kicked-out-of-her-local-supermarket.jpg

[22:20:57] \g/rizon ngl she looks gross

[22:21:35] \g/rizon wonder how much she spent on that body

[22:22:56] \g/rizon My work here is done

[22:23:07] \g/rizon like

[22:23:17] \g/rizon fat people asses rarely look good

[22:23:37] \g/rizon They usually look chunky like cottage cheese

[22:23:55] \g/rizon CT: All those ass workouts you do

[22:24:00] \g/rizon With TorS sausage

[22:24:05] \g/rizon :>

[22:24:16] \g/rizon [03:23PM] [\g] CT: All those ass workouts you do

[22:24:16] \g/rizon [03:24PM] [\g] With TorS sausage

[22:24:16] \g/rizon [03:24PM] [ComputerTech] \g: you know it bb

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[22:29:49] \g/rizon lol I was about to flip out

[22:29:58] \g/rizon "Why the fuck do I have Founder in Truth"

[22:30:06] \g/rizon mfw it's actually #Τruth

[22:30:27] \g/rizon I've been here since 2005 tbh

[22:30:34] \g/rizon I didn't settle on the nick \g until 2007 tho

[22:31:07] \g/rizon Before then I used RyuujinZero while waiting for Zero to drop

[22:31:09] \g/rizon And then it dropped

[22:31:12] \g/rizon And I scooped it right up

[22:35:29] \g/rizon https://twitter.com/jaketropolis/status/1648802176762781702 lmao

[22:40:47] \g/rizon My wife brought me ferrero rochers

[22:40:49] \g/rizon Day one

[22:40:50] \g/rizon ride or die

[22:41:19] \g/rizon foxy do you ever go cow tipping

[22:42:18] \g/rizon lul we don't have snakes here

[22:42:22] \g/rizon In fact we don't have any wild animals

[22:42:31] \g/rizon The wildest animals you'll find are stray cats and dogs

[22:42:51] \g/rizon If you head out to the valley you might find the occasional mountain lion or coyote

[22:43:17] \g/rizon Los Angeles

[22:43:40] \g/rizon Los Angeles is huge, you might find them on the outskirts

[22:43:43] \g/rizon But not in the middle of the city

[22:44:04] \g/rizon Garters aren't snakes they're cute geckos without legs

[22:44:07] \g/rizon pls

[22:44:40] \g/rizon Do garter snakes even have teeth

[22:45:01] \g/rizon I recall letting one nibble on my finger when I was little and it didn't hurt

[22:45:50] \g/rizon garters snakes are gay af lmao

[22:46:06] \g/rizon They excrete male and female pheromones to trick males into mating with them so they can steal their body heat

[22:47:59] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01tjmQ-a-s

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