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[00:02:43] MatCat/rizon Hi Hotties

[01:09:59] MatCat/rizon that will give him whiskey dick

[01:10:24] MatCat/rizon \g: I can roll you a nice bat

[01:19:36] MatCat/rizon crovax your in miami?

[01:19:49] MatCat/rizon find me a snake and hug it for me

[01:19:58] MatCat/rizon I wish I could take a trip down there to go herping

[01:21:01] MatCat/rizon find me a burmese and send it to me so I can save it

[01:23:18] MatCat/rizon Peorth: thats not what happened

[01:23:40] MatCat/rizon the burms specifically took hold because of a breeding facility at a zoo that was destroyed by I believe it was hurricane andrew

[01:23:46] MatCat/rizon not because of pet owners releasing them

[01:27:00] MatCat/rizon crovax: actually they used whats called a captured bolt device, sort of like a nail gun but instead of a nail it has a metal bolt that stays attached, and it wasn't even the proper method for doing it, that method is only used for emergencies, and your supposed to pith the brain as part of it, which they did not do, also that guy had a permit to legally have them, they changed the law

[01:27:00] MatCat/rizon and refused to grandfather his permit, then the state gave him 30 days to get rid of them, he had 134 I think it was to get rid of, was able to get rid of 100 of them in the 30 days (not easy to get rid of 100 16 foot snakes in 30 days btw), then when the time ran out they FORCED him to keep them as state property and evidence for a year, before they came to charge him with having them

[01:27:00] MatCat/rizon illegally, thats when they killed them, ALSO they killed one that was legal, and had $100,000 worth of babies in it

[01:28:45] MatCat/rizon its a tragic thing they did and hopefully it leads to changes in how FWC runs

[01:29:02] MatCat/rizon imagine how people would reaxt if they did the same thing to dogs or cats

[01:29:11] MatCat/rizon people would be up in arms, but snakes, barely anyone cares :(

[01:30:20] MatCat/rizon it made me sick to my stomach when I watched the video of it

[01:56:20] MatCat/rizon the lamest spam advert bot I ever seen

[02:01:55] MatCat/rizon not much, you?

[02:03:45] MatCat/rizon nice nice, doing ham radio nets atm

[02:12:40] MatCat/rizon ass burgers

[02:28:13] MatCat/rizon Kuro-chan: ham radio is an informal term for licensed amature radio operators

[02:28:49] MatCat/rizon I'm still waiting to try sheep ass burgers

[02:59:39] MatCat/rizon cocaine gives you aids

[02:59:56] MatCat/rizon lol

[03:00:45] MatCat/rizon https://apnews.com/article/06b1e70e16ff88d77147ecf494b3eb35

[03:00:54] MatCat/rizon AIDS, Sheep Viruses Said to Show “Striking Similarities″

[03:02:32] MatCat/rizon wooly sheep aids?

[03:03:04] MatCat/rizon wool is itchy though

[03:03:45] MatCat/rizon ducks are gay however

[03:04:20] MatCat/rizon I would assist in killing them but I don't like this version of it

[03:06:11] MatCat/rizon now that is gay

[03:07:42] MatCat/rizon I love that song

[03:10:12] MatCat/rizon footlongs

[03:10:55] MatCat/rizon End3r: how young you think people are? most people on IRC now are 40ish

[03:11:21] MatCat/rizon I'm 40 and remember when meatloaf was popular lol

[03:14:28] MatCat/rizon men are the best cooks

[03:15:30] MatCat/rizon donkey balls

[03:15:46] MatCat/rizon wait, wouldn't donkey balls be ass balls?

[03:15:58] MatCat/rizon IS THAT WHAT AN ASS BURGER IS?

[03:18:35] MatCat/rizon End3r: I am doing that exact thing wednesday

[03:22:36] MatCat/rizon I hate rice

[03:22:48] MatCat/rizon what crash

[03:23:07] MatCat/rizon today?

[03:23:24] MatCat/rizon oh, no didn't hear about that

[03:23:48] MatCat/rizon damn

[03:24:15] MatCat/rizon yeah was either a mexican or a tranny tthen

[03:24:29] MatCat/rizon or an antifa type person

[03:24:47] MatCat/rizon texas is 80% mexican so thats statistically the most likely outcome

[03:26:38] MatCat/rizon \g where ear pro when shooting :P

[03:27:16] MatCat/rizon I actually have mild tendonitis from driving in my left ear with window rolled down driving on highways

[03:27:21] MatCat/rizon oh well

[03:27:26] MatCat/rizon wtf its spelled lol

[03:27:34] MatCat/rizon :P

[04:33:27] MatCat/rizon marijuana

[04:35:36] MatCat/rizon laws against drugs are gay, civil disobedience

[04:40:29] MatCat/rizon don't get a medical weed card, it will disqualify you for firearms in almost every state

[04:40:43] MatCat/rizon :(

[04:41:07] MatCat/rizon firearms are an important aspect if your human rights

[04:41:52] MatCat/rizon technically the 2nd amendment doesn't care what kind of arms it is, could be a gun, a knife, a nuke, makes no difference

[04:43:28] MatCat/rizon indeed they did

[04:52:21] MatCat/rizon ski: my very first computer was an Atari 800xl, I actually got one a few years ago for the nostalgia

[04:53:56] MatCat/rizon I never tried a C64 growing up so I don't have the nostalgia for it

[04:54:52] MatCat/rizon the C64 was very popular in US

[04:55:05] MatCat/rizon the C64 was probably the most popular of the 8 bit computers

[04:55:41] MatCat/rizon I would trust chatgpt about as much as I trust a crack ho with aids

[04:56:09] MatCat/rizon yes there where a lot of systems, but the C64 was the most popular in the USA

[04:56:35] MatCat/rizon eh, I remember when Windows 3 came out lol

[04:56:42] MatCat/rizon as well as GEO OS before it

[04:57:01] MatCat/rizon yes GEO OS goes back to the Amiga I believe

[04:57:44] MatCat/rizon There was a version of GEO OS made on DOS that was before Windows

[05:00:01] MatCat/rizon yes ski it is, when it came to MS-Dos it was called GeoWorks GEOS

[05:00:09] MatCat/rizon and Windows 3 was based on it

[05:24:32] MatCat/rizon c word? cunt? cock? crack? cum?

[05:26:18] MatCat/rizon I am going to ComputerTech the crap out of you...

[05:27:10] MatCat/rizon when I got with that girl I made her ComputerTech hard

[05:29:01] MatCat/rizon I like it sideways :)

[05:29:38] MatCat/rizon has anyone ever ski'd with a jet engine?

[05:33:37] MatCat/rizon haha

[05:34:37] MatCat/rizon cunt their head

[05:34:56] MatCat/rizon how long?

[05:35:24] MatCat/rizon I prefer cloacas

[05:36:31] MatCat/rizon as a snake person I am very well educated on cloacas

[05:37:20] MatCat/rizon did you know snakes have a double headed penis?

[05:37:46] MatCat/rizon I don't think its related to the split tounge

[05:38:23] MatCat/rizon harry potter showed snake penis?

[05:39:29] MatCat/rizon girl snakes have a double vagina too

[05:40:38] MatCat/rizon the main purpose of the fork in snakes tongue is to have 3d directional detection using the jacobsons organ

[05:41:59] MatCat/rizon speaking of that, recently they did the first dna genome sequencing of a snake, and found humans share the genes for venom glands, just that ours is not activated

[05:42:50] MatCat/rizon I find it interesting that humans share so many genes with snakes

[05:44:23] MatCat/rizon I wany my snake genes activated

[05:45:22] MatCat/rizon can crabs get crabs?

[05:46:21] MatCat/rizon a thousand isn't very long for evolution

[05:46:50] MatCat/rizon although our intelligence allows us to modify our evolution so who knows

[05:47:28] MatCat/rizon evolution is driven by need, we have it too easy, so we are evolving to be weaker

[05:51:08] MatCat/rizon mel gibson, thats sick and disgusting

[05:52:01] MatCat/rizon everybody must get stoned

[05:55:44] MatCat/rizon yes ski weed

[05:55:48] MatCat/rizon traditional bud

[05:56:35] MatCat/rizon I feel sad for you login

[05:58:38] MatCat/rizon I like pink vaginas

[05:59:20] MatCat/rizon if they are female pink nipples, sure

[06:00:48] MatCat/rizon I don't really care about the size of nipples

[06:02:21] MatCat/rizon Syndus let me know before you go to bed so I can make sure snake dicks are fresh in your mind :P

[06:18:18] MatCat/rizon I have made a cup of tea

[06:27:03] MatCat/rizon Syndus what kind of tea?

[06:31:11] MatCat/rizon black tea isn't a good choice for bed time

[06:32:09] MatCat/rizon that would keep me up

[06:32:15] MatCat/rizon I went with chamomile honey vanilla tea

[06:36:26] MatCat/rizon its almost midnight here

[06:36:54] MatCat/rizon that is far too many timezones away

[06:37:31] MatCat/rizon Syndus remember, snake penis!

[06:39:58] MatCat/rizon there is wet leaf in that bag of weed, very poor trim job

[06:42:17] MatCat/rizon I may need a 2nd cup of tea

[06:43:04] MatCat/rizon you knackered your knickers?

[06:43:41] MatCat/rizon it is about that time to de-trouser

[06:44:32] MatCat/rizon .w 95565

[06:44:40] MatCat/rizon I don't think that temp is right

[06:45:03] MatCat/rizon its actually 49F

[06:45:34] MatCat/rizon lol

[06:46:36] MatCat/rizon thats too many decimal places

[06:47:10] MatCat/rizon its 70.1F in my room

[06:47:32] MatCat/rizon which is very comfortable

[07:01:24] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo ??

[18:20:13] MatCat/rizon I think new age was mostly europe

[18:21:22] MatCat/rizon weeniers

[18:21:45] MatCat/rizon I love pussy

[18:23:39] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech: thats rude of them

[18:39:29] MatCat/rizon I watched it when I woke up

[18:39:44] MatCat/rizon to call them 1911s is a bit... pushing it

[22:34:06] MatCat/rizon I is home from shopping

[22:34:33] MatCat/rizon I bet she was

[22:35:54] MatCat/rizon @chanrank 34

[22:36:03] MatCat/rizon ^ my chan will be top 10 soon enough

[22:37:53] MatCat/rizon foxy cute black racer :)

[22:39:01] MatCat/rizon lol thats a pretty typical adult black racer size

[22:40:31] MatCat/rizon mrinfinity: that would be a very happy day for me

[22:41:17] MatCat/rizon mrinfinity: I am a snake breeder though, snakes are my happy place

[22:43:09] MatCat/rizon \g where are you, the only place on earth that trully has no snakes is Antartica

[22:43:26] MatCat/rizon lol

[22:43:29] MatCat/rizon there are a lot of snakes there

[22:43:50] MatCat/rizon you will find garters in the middle of the city

[22:43:54] MatCat/rizon in parks

[23:32:06] MatCat/rizon girlz

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