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[00:19:26] Syndus/rizon I return with BEANS!

[00:21:53] Syndus/rizon I was able to get two tins of beans and a rose for mothers day. Didn't think I had enough $

[00:22:10] Syndus/rizon I can't, I've been sober

[00:23:46] Syndus/rizon I've been out of work post surgery till the bones heal and nerve and muscle control come back. Plus tendinitis in the other arm n hand

[00:24:47] Syndus/rizon Have any of you had to dial 911 with your nose before?

[00:25:00] Syndus/rizon That was me last month

[00:26:23] Syndus/rizon Trying to get a cortisone shot for my wrist so I can at least go back part time for a bit till I'm 100

[00:26:25] Syndus/rizon %

[00:36:50] Syndus/rizon The pain was so bad...I was desperate

[00:38:04] Syndus/rizon I laid there screaming for help when I fell and busted my shit, I was taking out our garbage at home. Slipped on ice and snow.

[00:39:53] Syndus/rizon ...point being. Nobody in this small town or the two cops that drove by saw or heard me or cared so I bought booze, walked home crying silently...and then later called with my nose because I was alone and couldn't lift my arms or stop spazzing n shaking.

[00:42:14] Syndus/rizon Then they fucked up my er visit, didn't help me, and I sat with it fractured, dislocated, and in pain for almost a month...before I demanded I speak to my old Dr, who called Dr Jensen at home, and they had me on a slab in two days after that.

[00:43:15] Syndus/rizon Jokes about fed-dom aside lol. It does pay awfully well to know peoole.

[00:43:27] Syndus/rizon *people

[00:44:01] Syndus/rizon So...that's been my life since March

[00:44:43] Syndus/rizon Pain, cabin fever, intrusive thoughts, and dry af in thus bitch..... 😞

[00:44:55] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:45:00] Syndus/rizon Surgery

[00:45:16] Syndus/rizon But...funny you mention it.

[00:45:26] Syndus/rizon I have been dead twice.

[00:45:30] Syndus/rizon No joke.

[00:46:12] Syndus/rizon You guys wanna know what it's like?

[00:46:25] Syndus/rizon I have time lol

[00:46:51] Syndus/rizon No

[00:47:32] Syndus/rizon But I did walk around feeling like Auron for a while, really depressed, suicidal even.

[00:48:03] Syndus/rizon Have you ever had a weighted blanket?

[00:48:15] Syndus/rizon Or comforter

[00:50:10] Syndus/rizon The darker it got in my mind once my brain made sense of the chemical induced natural dmt flood, I realized I was going brain dead, and shots up screaming "It's too fucking hot in here for stone blankets!

[00:50:52] Syndus/rizon So I'm told....anyways sorry. I haven't told anyone b4.

[00:51:17] Syndus/rizon So..

[00:51:21] Syndus/rizon Audi

[00:51:33] Syndus/rizon Tr. Node?

[00:51:50] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:52:20] Syndus/rizon Dick

[00:52:42] Syndus/rizon If it were me I'd regulate weed like onions not fuckin swap merts

[00:52:46] Syndus/rizon Meets*

[00:53:38] Syndus/rizon Which one guest? Lol, it wasn't near death, I died. I was flat lined with no brainwaves for 3 minutes

[00:54:53] Syndus/rizon Lol like that vid snoops nephew made lol dude passed put on a fluff dabber

[00:55:06] Syndus/rizon Trying to prove he's hard n shit

[00:55:44] Syndus/rizon Ya know those delt8 peachios?

[00:55:56] Syndus/rizon I still by those for body pain

[01:13:55] Syndus/rizon I just started playing morrowind last night.

[01:14:38] Syndus/rizon Does parsing 0,0 still work on jscript timers?

[01:15:10] Syndus/rizon I've been kinda dark on code due to real life

[01:15:16] Syndus/rizon Cool

[01:16:20] Syndus/rizon 99 bottles of code on the wall 99 bottles of code....take one down, pass it around........3,046 lines of error on the wall

[01:16:41] Syndus/rizon Dude I started with c+ and basic

[01:17:14] Syndus/rizon My expertise lay in getting old software to work on new hardware

[01:17:24] Syndus/rizon Duuude

[01:18:31] Syndus/rizon You guys see those cops that just rolled up and opened fire on a suicidal guy talking to his mom in a two seater truck cab. With a shotgun in his mouth?

[01:18:59] Syndus/rizon They had a mentally ill guy to kill....

[01:19:45] Syndus/rizon I saw the body cam footage, i go to a shooting range occasionally, I know my shit

[01:20:02] Syndus/rizon Two of those officers fired in Los of other officers

[01:20:30] Syndus/rizon I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring the room down

[01:21:12] Syndus/rizon I hope we get more Ukrainians working with us this summer.

[01:21:36] Syndus/rizon We had Indian and Turks n Kurt's waiting tables last year

[01:21:42] Syndus/rizon *Kurds

[01:21:56] Syndus/rizon I'm american

[01:22:12] Syndus/rizon And I want out of this bs country

[01:23:10] Syndus/rizon See right there, I just disconnected

[01:23:30] Syndus/rizon That's my thumb spazzing out

[01:23:43] Syndus/rizon Salt is salty

[01:24:10] Syndus/rizon I should start calling you perth

[01:24:30] Syndus/rizon So much culture on one side and in the middle a vast desert of nothing and on the other side perth

[01:24:43] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:25:01] Syndus/rizon I have no tab artard

[01:25:15] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:25:37] Syndus/rizon Priorities

[01:25:52] Syndus/rizon Sam, do you like ghibli films?

[01:26:06] Syndus/rizon Same, fav?

[01:26:19] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:26:33] Syndus/rizon I like mononoke

[01:26:39] Syndus/rizon And spiritef

[01:27:05] Syndus/rizon Ok

[01:27:20] Syndus/rizon Hey do you have any ff or doom plushies?

[01:27:34] Syndus/rizon I do

[01:27:42] Syndus/rizon I love em

[01:27:59] Syndus/rizon I like pokorosso...

[01:28:26] Syndus/rizon Because it reminds me of hunter Thompson

[01:28:52] Syndus/rizon Same

[01:29:03] Syndus/rizon I like him because he proved the universe wrong he didn't go out with a wimper he went out with a bang

[01:29:22] Syndus/rizon Giant middle finger to the sky while his friends watched from below you gotta respect that s***

[01:29:53] Syndus/rizon Also I still hold my firmly held beliefs that where the buffalo room is a far superior movie to fear loathing and I watched buffalo second

[01:30:08] Syndus/rizon Besides bill murray has been playing that character at home for I don't know how many years now

[01:30:26] Syndus/rizon Go watch where the Buffalo room and Kattie shack back-to-back. If you're really bored sometime it's the same g****** character

[01:31:21] Syndus/rizon Does anyone here remember the era in the internet of chuck norris jokes When Bill Murray started to emerge about the stories of him walking intellectual dive bars eating someone's fries off at a plate having them look up at his. Face and then he just says no one will ever believe you

[01:31:49] Syndus/rizon ?

[01:32:36] Syndus/rizon Phish

[01:33:12] Syndus/rizon Do you guys use tr as an umbrella client?

[01:33:39] Syndus/rizon K

[01:33:44] Syndus/rizon How so

[01:34:05] Syndus/rizon OHOHOHOH!

[01:34:16] Syndus/rizon Andro

[01:34:31] Syndus/rizon Ahhh ok

[01:34:39] Syndus/rizon I get it now

[01:35:01] Syndus/rizon This is a non server side thing

[01:35:09] Syndus/rizon I miss hexchat

[01:35:19] Syndus/rizon Got you

[01:35:43] Syndus/rizon Just curious, usually I can just figure it out

[01:36:10] Syndus/rizon It's getting harder to keep up without a PC

[01:36:20] Syndus/rizon Spit me out you bitch

[01:36:37] Syndus/rizon Don't eat me

[01:36:46] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:36:59] Syndus/rizon Also meat calling people a b**** is a term of endearment don't get offended by it

[01:37:26] Syndus/rizon Yeah Annunciation is so key when it comes to voice to text. I speak very clearly into this thing and it still f**** my s*** up and takes forever to process

[01:37:44] Syndus/rizon I sound like such a moron

[01:38:17] Syndus/rizon I'm trying to arrange flowers in time for Mother's Day cause all. I could afford was a single rose so I grabbed a bunch of posies walking back from the store and a vase from my neighbor just trying to make. It look nice I am so distracted right now

[01:38:51] Syndus/rizon Call me based one more time and find out

[01:40:19] Syndus/rizon You mean abrasive

[01:40:39] Syndus/rizon No I'm speaking against the behalf of the Walker agenda. There is no agenda just a new generation of stupid people

[01:41:07] Syndus/rizon Holy s*** you know what if there's so many we should harvest them and eat them

[01:41:38] Syndus/rizon Better yet let's ground up all of our best of the best into a paced and make a human reaper capable of doing what the thanos couldn't

[01:42:33] Syndus/rizon I'm sorry dude yes text to speech. I have my hands busy at the moment but i'm reading everything you guys say

[01:43:22] Syndus/rizon Lol have you guys ever been on multi with anyone Chinese and just type the? Date and time of the tiananmen square massacre and watch them ping the f*** out

[01:43:35] Syndus/rizon Speaking of censorship

[01:44:09] Syndus/rizon That's dumb I was in my twenties when my space was the thing

[01:44:19] Syndus/rizon Jesus

[01:44:45] Syndus/rizon Yo million magic could he guys give it a breast for a second

[01:45:00] Syndus/rizon Yeah but it's f****** lame dude

[01:45:07] Syndus/rizon The only time I participated every time my gun jams

[01:45:20] Syndus/rizon Are these people scripped auto

[01:45:39] Syndus/rizon Well million keeps buying an extra bullet every single time so it like subtracts seven from every e x p

[01:45:47] Syndus/rizon And it floods the channel and I can't keep track of conversations

[01:45:55] Syndus/rizon Yeah I know I can tell

[01:46:35] Syndus/rizon See?

[01:46:43] Syndus/rizon It's f****** cookie clicker at this point

[01:47:10] Syndus/rizon The only duck hunt I know was rice with an annoying dog and a malfunctioning zapper

[01:48:09] Syndus/rizon I went to school and my g****** it is a nineties

[01:48:24] Syndus/rizon Wow that one sounded so bad

[01:49:03] Syndus/rizon I was saying I went to school in the eighties and nineties and college of the 2 thousands and that pink sada s*** the janitor used to bring. In whenever a kid puked does not exist anymore but ocea and fda does

[01:56:30] Syndus/rizon Ahaha that's awesome

[01:57:18] Syndus/rizon This is why a kid registered NFL team names with domains in the 90s. $

[01:57:35] Syndus/rizon Now he's set

[01:57:45] Syndus/rizon I cook them

[01:57:53] Syndus/rizon For a living

[01:58:04] Syndus/rizon Neat?

[01:58:14] Syndus/rizon A job

[01:58:23] Syndus/rizon Cast iron at home

[01:58:31] Syndus/rizon Pfft

[01:58:56] Syndus/rizon You season old wares too?

[01:59:36] Syndus/rizon Rubbing it down, multiple baths for restore, heating etc?

[02:00:22] Syndus/rizon I am a g****** sushi that is at work due to injuries. Unforeseen and all I can do to relax is talk about work

[02:00:28] Syndus/rizon God I love my f****** imagination right now

[02:00:48] Syndus/rizon That works for rust

[02:01:09] Syndus/rizon You really don't want to do that too much dude. It may break apart kidney stones but you don't want to cook on it

[02:03:42] Syndus/rizon I am a experienced Cook and they eventually start calling me a sous chef without realizing. I was one so I started calling myself 1...now my fnb wants me to come back so gad he'd offering to pay for my cortisone shot and surgery

[02:04:54] Syndus/rizon Dude speaking of that not a shot at you from Mike raving stuff but do you want to see the saddest book? I've ever seen when it comes to cooking

[02:05:41] Syndus/rizon Look up a I wanna say 70s or 80s book called microwave cooking for one.

[02:05:53] Syndus/rizon It's so sad

[02:06:11] Syndus/rizon Lol

[02:06:50] Syndus/rizon It's kind of become synonymous with Internet culture senses made. It's rounds and people pick up on it and they sell it at pawnshops and bizarre's dude

[02:07:08] Syndus/rizon Same as mobile games

[02:07:50] Syndus/rizon These are the same people that try to market cryptocurrency to you

[02:08:11] Syndus/rizon Would you really trust anything with the word crypt in it

[02:08:19] Syndus/rizon F****** dumb asses

[02:20:48] Syndus/rizon Yes sera

[02:21:12] Syndus/rizon I'm heating beans for dinner

[02:21:29] Syndus/rizon Oh the pic

[02:21:44] Syndus/rizon Ah hahaha

[02:21:50] Syndus/rizon XD

[02:22:38] Syndus/rizon Dude, you get one more

[02:38:39] Syndus/rizon I want the people that matter enough to me to know that the reason I quit irc for so long was irl bs, relationships, love, pain, life in general hasn't been easy for me. So, I apologize for my lapse in tech savvy sense while I was dealing with dieing and bouncing back from that mentality for so long.

[02:40:23] Syndus/rizon Identify

[02:40:48] Syndus/rizon Now

[02:40:58] Syndus/rizon Papers plz

[02:43:03] Syndus/rizon I prefer to know who I'm talking to...not the whims of the would be mysterious or the perversion of humor.

[02:45:46] Syndus/rizon Who was that^

[02:46:11] Syndus/rizon I need to know

[02:48:17] Syndus/rizon Nobody on here is ever just down right kind to me unless they know my disposition irl.

[02:49:02] Syndus/rizon Is it pity?

[02:49:58] Syndus/rizon Because my brain broke, and I'm not the same?

[02:50:21] Syndus/rizon I love the assumptions

[02:52:21] Syndus/rizon We grow

[02:52:29] Syndus/rizon That's what we do

[02:53:02] Syndus/rizon Can it, naturalist

[02:53:47] Syndus/rizon I got your number a looong time ago, bud.

[02:54:37] Syndus/rizon Because you forget to hang up.

[02:55:01] Syndus/rizon I'm right here

[02:55:43] Syndus/rizon Dude, pay me enough and I will muse you into coercion.

[02:57:45] Syndus/rizon I'm not offering sex, do you know what a muse is?

[02:58:54] Syndus/rizon I see, glad ment

[02:58:58] Syndus/rizon Gta

[02:59:14] Syndus/rizon Damn dude work on your humor

[03:00:15] Syndus/rizon Hello rando!

[03:00:27] Syndus/rizon Kinda

[03:01:02] Syndus/rizon No one did I ever tell you about my friend p farm but died in chicken coop

[03:01:53] Syndus/rizon I've kept so much for me guys and I'm going to continue to do so because this is not the right night to bring in reality when you. Guys just wanna relax

[03:02:44] Syndus/rizon I don't have anybody else dude

[03:02:48] Syndus/rizon I'm sorry

[03:03:34] Syndus/rizon Are you going to die on yours

[03:03:55] Syndus/rizon Nobody ever does

[03:04:05] Syndus/rizon I hope you find a baby in those rows

[03:04:09] Syndus/rizon And he can fly someday

[03:25:53] Syndus/rizon It was a superman joke dude

[03:26:06] Syndus/rizon I hate sp as a title

[03:26:24] Syndus/rizon It sucks and has since ww2

[03:26:33] Syndus/rizon Superman

[03:27:39] Syndus/rizon Login he is the lamest superhero we ver

[03:27:44] Syndus/rizon Ever*

[03:28:23] Syndus/rizon Fuck flying with powers, put your arms out

[03:28:30] Syndus/rizon Lol

[03:38:43] Syndus/rizon No_One I've known you long enough to cast doubt and positivity

[03:39:06] Syndus/rizon Stfu!

[03:39:31] Syndus/rizon Not you, the quacks

[03:42:14] Syndus/rizon Just saying, you're still one of the few people on irc I can still come back to, and you've moved an inch. I respect that.

[03:43:45] Syndus/rizon Go ask your Dr about seaquil

[03:44:10] Syndus/rizon No time to drink when you're asleep

[03:44:19] Syndus/rizon Yo

[03:44:55] Syndus/rizon No_One has

[03:45:35] Syndus/rizon No shit

[03:45:47] Syndus/rizon Hi nice to meet ya bud

[03:46:07] Syndus/rizon Lol

[03:46:48] Syndus/rizon Thorazine was fun at 9 yo. I'm not crazy though.

[03:46:53] Syndus/rizon Lol

[03:47:53] Syndus/rizon No they thought I was autistic and skipped me grades only to be unchallenged until I'm supposed to sort it out myself....life has been interesting dude

[03:48:39] Syndus/rizon Nope

[03:48:56] Syndus/rizon I read em too

[03:50:17] Syndus/rizon Everyone that taught me that I wasn't normal, is dead.

[03:51:57] Syndus/rizon And I never respected them long enough as a kid to take it into consideration....now that I'm older and not fucking abused on a daily basis....it seems silly to me...and I can beat whole sale ass in provocative ways.

[03:52:12] Syndus/rizon Yaa guys feel me now? This is hard.

[03:52:24] Syndus/rizon Faster

[03:52:33] Syndus/rizon ...

[03:52:58] Syndus/rizon It's just adhd

[03:53:08] Syndus/rizon That's it

[03:53:43] Syndus/rizon Bringing back an old one? Here when you're a clown no one takes you. Seriously everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face

[03:55:01] Syndus/rizon Of course they don't there are nones and this is speech to text

[03:55:33] Syndus/rizon Half of the time when i'm gonna get serious I actually do type

[03:56:07] Syndus/rizon No i'm saying it sucks to be misunderstood before you even hit puberty and the crystallization of that experience makes it really hard for a man to come into was on does anybody feel me in that

[03:57:10] Syndus/rizon Are you kidding? I think observing marriages at this point is a hobby of mine. People are broken and they find someone just as f***** u* as they are and call it good. They don't even challenge eachother.

[10:11:00] Syndus/rizon Food morning

[10:11:05] Syndus/rizon Lol good*

[10:11:26] Syndus/rizon N Ada, woke up at 4am

[10:11:52] Syndus/rizon Oh you haven't slept yet

[10:11:58] Syndus/rizon Lol

[10:12:04] Syndus/rizon Oh quit it

[10:12:27] Syndus/rizon I went to bed at like 9pm

[10:13:33] Syndus/rizon But that's just a theory

[10:13:39] Syndus/rizon A game theory

[10:13:42] Syndus/rizon Lol

[10:15:12] Syndus/rizon I'm half assed watching old Caddicarus

[10:16:05] Syndus/rizon I woke up and it was playing, saw a cameo of Gerard at about 200 lbs and thought....man this IS old lol

[10:17:35] Syndus/rizon Hey matcat, you happen to remember me mentioning morrowind yesterday?

[10:17:59] Syndus/rizon I was wondering if you've ever seen the lafave bros b4?

[10:18:22] Syndus/rizon .yt lafave oblivion 4

[10:18:29] Syndus/rizon Those guys^

[10:19:19] Syndus/rizon Nope you fine gone fucked up now, your sacks touched.

[10:19:33] Syndus/rizon Now you're gay forever

[10:19:44] Syndus/rizon Lol

[10:20:20] Syndus/rizon .yt wierd Russian singer

[10:20:34] Syndus/rizon Lol @ that shit dude^

[10:20:44] Syndus/rizon Vitas

[10:20:52] Syndus/rizon Off and on

[10:21:14] Syndus/rizon Dude looks like mcullay Culkin in a straight jacket

[10:21:41] Syndus/rizon ...and I like bunnyears lol

[10:23:03] Syndus/rizon Nope

[10:23:21] Syndus/rizon Marked for later

[10:23:43] Syndus/rizon I can't drink dude

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