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[15:08:06] & h4/rizon nearly fell for that

[15:15:55] & h4/rizon sup ComputerTech

[15:19:17] & h4/rizon what

[15:19:22] & h4/rizon "Mikoolo ... fuck"

[15:19:25] & h4/rizon what are you asking of him ComputerTech?

[15:28:41] & h4/rizon hm

[16:15:32] & h4/rizon Mr. Frogorg

[16:16:09] & h4/rizon tzz, typisch Bauern

[16:16:21] & h4/rizon Ahsoka das alte Landei

[16:23:06] & h4/rizon fucking furries

[16:23:38] & h4/rizon pls what?

[16:23:43] & h4/rizon in my ass

[16:23:45] & h4/rizon .w hamburg

[17:56:32] & h4/rizon arousal you say?

[17:56:40] & h4/rizon i'm all ears

[17:57:10] & h4/rizon i just used q-tips

[17:57:15] & h4/rizon i also just shaved my head

[17:57:17] & h4/rizon and my balls

[17:57:18] & h4/rizon in that order

[17:57:24] & h4/rizon no wait, my face first

[17:57:48] & h4/rizon no

[17:57:52] & h4/rizon got two machines

[17:57:53] & h4/rizon one for face

[17:57:56] & h4/rizon one for head and balls

[17:57:59] & h4/rizon like head & shoulders

[17:58:01] & h4/rizon only for guys

[17:58:11] & h4/rizon but i got two razors

[17:58:12] & h4/rizon one for face

[17:58:14] & h4/rizon one for balls

[17:58:16] & h4/rizon balls need extra care

[17:58:31] & h4/rizon because i bought two machines

[17:58:37] & h4/rizon indeed

[17:58:41] & h4/rizon they were cheap

[17:58:53] & h4/rizon not only machines

[17:58:55] & h4/rizon also

[17:58:57] & h4/rizon .t de en Nassrasierer

[17:59:03] & h4/rizon i don't know if that is true

[19:45:59] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: it won't stand on its own you know

[19:46:50] & h4/rizon hm

[19:46:54] & h4/rizon not sure if you just called her fat

[19:46:58] & h4/rizon or his dick weak

[19:47:04] & h4/rizon or both

[19:47:33] & h4/rizon wow Mikoolo making enemies left and right

[19:51:33] & h4/rizon lots of time

[19:51:37] & h4/rizon you keep petting and patting ComputerTech

[19:51:42] & h4/rizon sending him <3's

[19:52:03] & h4/rizon Kuro keeps on giving you cheesecake

[19:52:15] & h4/rizon and he only does that with people he either wants to torture or likes

[19:52:30] & h4/rizon implicitly, yes

[20:05:14] & h4/rizon emo- what?

[20:05:16] & h4/rizon hell no

[20:05:43] & h4/rizon fuck yeah

[20:06:03] & h4/rizon soon to become a goth

[20:06:08] & h4/rizon Beine

[20:08:50] & h4/rizon ja

[20:08:53] & h4/rizon willst auch Bro?

[20:09:10] & h4/rizon wir können zusammen auf dem Friedhof chillen

[20:09:14] & h4/rizon also nachts

[20:09:35] & h4/rizon hast Schiss oder was?

[20:09:41] & h4/rizon da kommt schon nix aus der Gruft

[20:09:48] & h4/rizon von?

[20:10:01] & h4/rizon tja

[20:10:10] & h4/rizon was hörst du denn für eigenartige Scheiße?

[20:14:01] & h4/rizon cheating

[20:14:03] & h4/rizon obviously

[20:14:25] & h4/rizon oh right

[20:14:26] & h4/rizon totally forgot

[20:14:28] & h4/rizon we would never cheat

[20:17:43] & h4/rizon filthy

[20:17:49] & h4/rizon you haven't washed yourself in a week?

[20:17:53] & h4/rizon Pimmelkäse ey

[20:18:04] & h4/rizon cry me a river

[20:21:16] & h4/rizon hm

[20:23:32] & h4/rizon .f hamburg

[20:23:50] & h4/rizon up to 18°C tomorrow

[20:23:53] & h4/rizon not 12

[20:30:47] & h4/rizon mrinfinity: https://ais.badische-zeitung.de/piece/03/8d/1a/46/59578950-h-720.jpg

[20:31:17] & h4/rizon yes

[20:31:19] & h4/rizon in all my pride

[20:33:18] & h4/rizon https://i.imgflip.com/4lt9rq.png

[20:33:20] & h4/rizon here is me reading

[20:33:30] & h4/rizon it's a rulebook, obviously

[20:34:48] & h4/rizon https://systematischgesund.de/wp-content/uploads/altmaier-maske.jpeg

[20:34:52] & h4/rizon here is me wearing a mask

[20:34:55] & h4/rizon corona and stuff

[20:35:13] & h4/rizon my body is my honest attempt to imitate phonekait

[20:35:19] & h4/rizon but i still need to put on another 100kg at least

[20:35:47] & h4/rizon but i think i nailed the Hackfresse

[20:36:02] & h4/rizon toni: das ist der Peter

[20:36:08] & h4/rizon nicht MAGIC, sondern der andere

[20:36:20] & h4/rizon omg MAGIC...du hast den gleichen Vornamen wie die Hackfresse

[20:36:40] & h4/rizon toni: weil er die Erneuerbaren Energien hierzulande als WIrtschaftsminister vernichtet hat zugunsten von Kohle und Gas?

[20:36:44] & h4/rizon ja, war schon ein Spitzenkerl

[20:37:05] & h4/rizon sein Highlight war, als er zu viel Wrestling schaute und danach von der Bühne sprang

[20:37:07] & h4/rizon aber unten lag keiner

[20:37:20] & h4/rizon also wer so eine Politik macht

[20:37:28] & h4/rizon der kann nur geistig behindert oder ein Arschloch sein

[20:37:31] & h4/rizon ich tippe auf eine Mischung

[20:38:10] & h4/rizon beim Digitalgipfel hat er einfach mal vorgeführt, wie Deutschlands Digitalisierung so vorangeht

[20:38:20] & h4/rizon danach kam er ins Krankenhaus

[20:39:25] & h4/rizon beschreibt ganz gut die CDU

[20:40:22] & h4/rizon kannst ja mal auf ein Käffchen zu ihm

[20:40:25] & h4/rizon soll er noch Fipsie einladen

[20:41:24] & h4/rizon hey monery

[20:42:37] & h4/rizon iNvictus: oh wow

[20:42:44] & h4/rizon who invited the canadian cunt?

[20:42:52] & h4/rizon i got a Freibrief on that one :)

[20:44:27] & h4/rizon well we were talking about Peter Altmaier

[20:44:31] & h4/rizon so "huge dick" is not too far fetched

[20:45:29] & h4/rizon monery: wanna kick someone?

[20:45:36] & h4/rizon i got just the guy

[20:55:49] & h4/rizon toni: don't flatter him. He will only end up believing he is funny

[21:02:37] & h4/rizon someone really knows how to impress with youtube knowledge :D

[21:05:44] & h4/rizon MAGIC: digga Arcor Fastpath!!

[21:05:48] & h4/rizon ach ne, ist ja nicht mehr 2003

[21:06:11] & h4/rizon !shop 16 MAGIC

[21:07:24] & h4/rizon you should really get a hobby

[21:08:32] & h4/rizon meh

[21:09:39] & h4/rizon i got it

[21:09:48] & h4/rizon Frogorg: pushups

[21:10:00] & h4/rizon haven't done my situps yet though

[21:10:08] & h4/rizon and i have not done squats in over a week :O

[21:10:27] & h4/rizon what stopped you?

[21:11:08] & h4/rizon again? What for?

[21:11:10] & h4/rizon still migraines?

[21:11:24] & h4/rizon meniscus?

[21:11:29] & h4/rizon .tr de en meniskus

[21:11:37] & h4/rizon huh

[21:11:58] & h4/rizon something in the knee lol

[21:12:03] & h4/rizon not sure either

[22:08:54] & h4/rizon i heard that too

[22:31:06] & h4/rizon sweaty and dumb

[22:31:13] & h4/rizon sounds like your average irc user

[22:31:44] & h4/rizon MatCat: being obese

[22:31:52] & h4/rizon turn your neck 10°

[22:31:55] & h4/rizon instant sweating

[22:32:15] & h4/rizon that too

[22:32:37] & h4/rizon when someone finds out you are hiding behind 127.0.0.1

[22:32:46] & h4/rizon and tells you that you are now being hacked

[22:32:51] & h4/rizon that gets people nervous

[22:33:06] & h4/rizon yeah

[22:33:14] & h4/rizon let me just burn several zero days right now to prove a point

[22:33:41] & h4/rizon that makes me anxiou

[22:33:42] & h4/rizon s

[22:34:09] & h4/rizon i got sweaty when i had to defend my thesis

[22:34:22] & h4/rizon these people really put pressure on me by just asking stupid questions

[22:34:46] & h4/rizon something about meat

[22:34:49] & h4/rizon and tracing it

[22:34:54] & h4/rizon imo it was shit

[22:35:33] & h4/rizon that cow might have been tracked

[22:35:37] & h4/rizon has a uid

[22:35:48] & h4/rizon Phoenix: .quote add

[22:36:03] & h4/rizon but that is easily defended

[22:36:07] & h4/rizon just show them a pic

[22:36:12] & h4/rizon let them look at it for five seconds

[22:36:14] & h4/rizon they will get it

[22:36:39] & h4/rizon .cc how stupid is mrinfinity

[22:36:57] & h4/rizon .cc how many seconds for the light of the sun to reach earth

[22:37:33] & h4/rizon the horror

[22:38:00] & h4/rizon but that .cc bot was able to do it

[22:38:04] & h4/rizon so Internets

[22:38:09] & h4/rizon .cc sunrise hamburg

[22:38:14] & h4/rizon there

[22:38:44] & h4/rizon .cc hours until sunrise hamburg

[22:38:49] & h4/rizon oh boy

[22:39:03] & h4/rizon .cc hours until birds wake up hamburg

[22:39:47] & h4/rizon very slim

[22:39:51] & h4/rizon they are all asleep right now

[22:39:53] & h4/rizon except for owls

[22:40:00] & h4/rizon they don't like cities

[22:40:14] & h4/rizon bad bot

[22:40:18] & h4/rizon gives links but no proper answer

[22:40:49] & h4/rizon .cc what is 10 times 5 over 20

[22:41:09] & h4/rizon .cc what is 10 times 5 over 20 divided by 6 plus 7 over 12

[22:41:17] & h4/rizon wow

[22:41:25] & h4/rizon i totally knew that before

[22:41:46] & h4/rizon .cc what is 10 times 5 over 20 divided by 6 plus 7 over 12 times pi

[22:42:00] & h4/rizon oh dear

[22:42:07] & h4/rizon .cc what is 10 times 5 over 20 divided by 6 plus 7 over 12 times pi divided by eulers constant

[22:43:52] & h4/rizon .cc number of jovian moons

[22:43:57] & h4/rizon ha! Wrong!

[22:44:05] & h4/rizon .cc number of saturn moons

[22:44:12] & h4/rizon also wrong i think

[22:44:16] & h4/rizon both are something around 100

[22:44:28] & h4/rizon mrinfinity: why would you of all people look for that?

[22:44:46] & h4/rizon perhaps something like /r/tooktoomuch is more up your alley mrinfinity

[22:44:53] & h4/rizon dat ass!

[22:45:33] & h4/rizon not the light

[22:46:06] & h4/rizon have you tried chatting up people in #chatters mrinfinity?

[22:46:11] & h4/rizon you sound a lot like these morons

[22:46:31] & h4/rizon but that

[22:46:34] & h4/rizon "we dem boiz nyukka"

[22:46:43] & h4/rizon reminds me so much of at least two braindead morons

[22:46:46] & h4/rizon who are there

[22:47:58] & h4/rizon polish guys?

[22:50:32] & h4/rizon oh eew

[22:50:33] & h4/rizon that guy

[22:50:36] & h4/rizon later

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