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[07:53:42] Frogorg/rizon hello Dr_DICK

[07:56:24] Frogorg/rizon <3

[07:59:35] Frogorg/rizon oof

[07:59:40] Frogorg/rizon do you have any painkillers?

[08:00:55] Frogorg/rizon :|

[08:01:05] Frogorg/rizon it's late night, so pharmacies are closed probably?

[08:02:27] Frogorg/rizon isn't tendinosis literally inflamattion?

[08:13:28] Frogorg/rizon login: what, I've got a file for every member of this channel

[08:13:57] Frogorg/rizon will be useful any of you degenerates decides to run for office

[08:14:09] Frogorg/rizon login: that's classified

[08:14:31] Frogorg/rizon "ONLY FOR CUTE PEOPLE"

[08:14:34] Frogorg/rizon oh that covers you

[08:14:36] Frogorg/rizon nvm

[08:16:35] Frogorg/rizon yes

[08:19:41] Frogorg/rizon no he has a Dr degree in DICK

[08:20:19] Frogorg/rizon it does

[08:20:34] Frogorg/rizon and I can relate because I've rekt my knee

[08:20:54] Frogorg/rizon pes anserinus tendinitis

[08:23:48] Frogorg/rizon login: making it up? he has doctor's certificate for it

[08:45:24] Frogorg/rizon yeah go catch dem Zs

[08:45:59] Frogorg/rizon I should go look for an apartment

[08:46:43] Frogorg/rizon that reminds me of a funny story

[08:47:06] Frogorg/rizon my roommate once came back from party at 2 pm and went straight to bed

[08:47:17] Frogorg/rizon but we needed something from his room so I tried to come in ninja style

[08:47:37] Frogorg/rizon I'm no ninja so I woke him up, he looks at me and I point my finger at him and tell him "Sleep!"

[08:47:47] Frogorg/rizon he immediately falls back asleep, no questions asked

[08:48:32] Frogorg/rizon later that day he asked me if I'm a wizard or something

[08:48:49] Frogorg/rizon so, Dr_DICK

[08:48:51] Frogorg/rizon sleep

[08:53:17] Frogorg/rizon I regret clicking that link

[08:53:51] Frogorg/rizon and whether he has a free return policy

[08:56:56] Frogorg/rizon login: Idk, communist Poland had a "tourist massager for women"

[08:59:02] Frogorg/rizon login: official product sheet had a woman massaging her face with it

[08:59:12] Frogorg/rizon and Dr_DICK has quit with ping timeout

[08:59:16] Frogorg/rizon so maybe he's asleep

[09:02:04] Frogorg/rizon I don't think relay relays that

[09:11:08] Frogorg/rizon ah okay

[10:44:44] Frogorg/rizon AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[10:54:43] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech~

[10:55:08] Frogorg/rizon based

[10:55:16] Frogorg/rizon how do you like it?

[11:16:23] Frogorg/rizon I am

[12:24:39] Frogorg/rizon AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[12:24:44] Frogorg/rizon my antiperspirant stains

[13:56:42] Frogorg/rizon !fuckstats

[17:39:19] Frogorg/rizon hello

[17:39:32] Frogorg/rizon herr h4 o/

[17:40:36] Frogorg/rizon irish666: this song is about cocaine withdrawal

[17:53:58] Frogorg/rizon I want third Monster

[17:54:18] Frogorg/rizon FDA disagrees

[17:55:01] Frogorg/rizon there's risk of chronic cardiac disease on >1 l energy drinks a day

[17:56:33] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: GIF is not an advisory body in terms of health

[17:56:46] Frogorg/rizon it's literally equivalent to EMA

[17:57:21] Frogorg/rizon well, you tried

[17:58:55] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: and what does "F" stand for in "FDA"?

[17:59:00] Frogorg/rizon exactly

[17:59:04] Frogorg/rizon what are monsters?

[17:59:34] Frogorg/rizon so they're food

[17:59:45] Frogorg/rizon and I'm not inferring that from them having caffeine

[18:00:57] Frogorg/rizon I'm abandoning this discussion

[18:03:24] Frogorg/rizon no

[18:03:35] Frogorg/rizon no

[18:03:51] Frogorg/rizon no

[18:03:59] Frogorg/rizon no

[18:07:47] Frogorg/rizon is it like Black Booster whisky?

[18:11:36] Frogorg/rizon mmmmm tomatos

[18:11:38] Frogorg/rizon :(

[18:16:44] Frogorg/rizon dobry wieczór ComputerTech

[18:17:08] Frogorg/rizon yes

[18:17:17] Frogorg/rizon .t dobry wieczór

[18:20:17] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: riding a bike while intoxicated is a misdemeanor

[18:20:47] Frogorg/rizon h4: POland has very strict drunk driving laws

[18:20:58] Frogorg/rizon 0.02% ABV is potentially jail

[18:21:29] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: don't come back crying when you get 2500 PLN fine

[18:21:36] Frogorg/rizon ^ this

[18:21:59] Frogorg/rizon Uber then

[18:22:06] Frogorg/rizon don't drink and drive

[18:27:57] Frogorg/rizon h4: I am sad

[18:28:23] Frogorg/rizon I ran out of calories and instead of pizza I've had half a kg of tomatoes

[18:46:51] Frogorg/rizon h4: it isn't but pizza is better

[18:46:59] Frogorg/rizon and no, I didn't they were the cherry-sized tomatoes

[18:48:08] Frogorg/rizon oof

[18:48:54] Frogorg/rizon based

[18:49:52] Frogorg/rizon superbased

[18:51:17] Frogorg/rizon I wish I could share this piece of poetry and have everyone understand it

[18:51:29] Frogorg/rizon work tomorrow :( mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdmZYu9Lths

[18:51:37] Frogorg/rizon .t całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę

[18:52:04] Frogorg/rizon wait, is it?

[18:52:24] Frogorg/rizon HA

[18:52:35] Frogorg/rizon zielone świątki was today

[18:52:48] Frogorg/rizon no

[18:52:56] Frogorg/rizon no I mean I work tomorrow

[18:53:09] Frogorg/rizon a) I'm a contractor that's constantly short on hours due to leaving early

[18:53:24] Frogorg/rizon b) we don't have Pfingstmontag or whatever

[18:54:37] Frogorg/rizon even if we were there's a)

[18:54:45] Frogorg/rizon I need to work more

[18:55:28] Frogorg/rizon but I'm the type of person to hear "okay your baby is due in 9 months" and say "doctor, what would it take to make it 3 months?"

[18:55:55] Frogorg/rizon yeah, my consistency and resilience is zero

[18:56:15] Frogorg/rizon even at university I was doing all the assignments the day before, crying and pulling all-nighters

[18:57:00] Frogorg/rizon there's one thing in my life where you can't rush things and it's the gym, and that's why I suck at it

[18:57:42] Frogorg/rizon lol

[18:57:44] Frogorg/rizon same

[18:59:56] Frogorg/rizon I was almost kicked out of CAD classes for trying to make a dick using one sheet of metal

[19:00:28] Frogorg/rizon I was studying in english and they still signed me up for english

[19:00:48] Frogorg/rizon so I basically passed it at the first chance

[19:00:54] Frogorg/rizon with flying colors

[19:03:44] Frogorg/rizon h4: my sister laughed at me for having a German 4.0 in Python

[19:03:50] Frogorg/rizon "How?" she asked

[19:04:14] Frogorg/rizon "Dude gave 4.0 and exemption from classes for writing 20 easy exercises"

[19:05:13] Frogorg/rizon but 3.5 from SS was a major win that was rarely seen by others

[19:09:28] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRhmus2BdKc

[19:09:44] Frogorg/rizon poking irish666 for no reason

[19:11:09] Frogorg/rizon I should probably do my TH homework

[19:11:28] Frogorg/rizon irish666: you have a car

[19:11:45] Frogorg/rizon based gf

[19:11:59] Frogorg/rizon h4: fuck him lol

[19:12:01] Frogorg/rizon lol

[19:12:16] Frogorg/rizon lmao

[19:12:24] Frogorg/rizon we had Linux classes as well

[19:13:19] Frogorg/rizon "Dear Professor, I did my exercise list, I helped my [drunk as fuck - sidenote] friend do his exercise list, and I've broken the virtual machine, can I go now?"

[19:13:23] Frogorg/rizon h4: wow

[19:13:25] Frogorg/rizon WOW

[19:13:32] Frogorg/rizon I would like to attend that

[19:13:57] Frogorg/rizon that's what I figured if I ever needed to write a kernel module

[19:14:10] Frogorg/rizon lol

[19:14:23] Frogorg/rizon :|

[19:14:39] Frogorg/rizon oof

[19:15:30] Frogorg/rizon irish666: can you imagine I bought bluetooth headphones and one of them doesn't work and return form warns me that the seller may reject the return because it was company purchase?

[19:16:41] Frogorg/rizon h4: based open substitute function

[19:18:34] Frogorg/rizon damn

[19:18:39] Frogorg/rizon Polish language is lacking

[19:18:51] Frogorg/rizon I wish there was something between "Szanowni Państwo" and "Dzień dobry"

[19:19:43] Frogorg/rizon damnbookmarking

[19:28:53] Frogorg/rizon ohi Dr_DICK

[19:29:57] Frogorg/rizon lol

[19:30:36] Frogorg/rizon ok e-mail about headphones: written

[19:30:40] Frogorg/rizon th homework: not done

[19:30:51] Frogorg/rizon pizza: being considered

[19:32:01] Frogorg/rizon nobody asked

[19:32:55] Frogorg/rizon h4: did you know that Americans needed PSA to hug their children?

[19:33:25] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OCM5MCHUW_g

[19:35:24] Frogorg/rizon irish666: good, based

[19:38:44] Frogorg/rizon oh I've heard of it

[19:42:03] Frogorg/rizon irish666: but children are still employable in mines

[19:42:12] Frogorg/rizon I've had an argument with my friend

[19:42:28] Frogorg/rizon I've posted him a photo of Tyskie beer crates under sign "Learn more about feeding your baby"

[19:42:49] Frogorg/rizon my friend said "Babies deserve better than Tyskie"

[19:42:57] Frogorg/rizon and I said "WELL MAYBE IF THEY EARN FOR IT"

[19:45:36] Frogorg/rizon women in kitchen, children in mines

[19:47:51] Frogorg/rizon herald: women in mines, children in kitchen?

[20:10:41] Frogorg/rizon I'm sleepy already and it's 10 pm

[20:12:13] Frogorg/rizon h4: three. third was 1 h ago

[20:12:31] Frogorg/rizon yes

[20:14:34] Frogorg/rizon lemon?

[20:18:21] Frogorg/rizon lol that sucks

[20:18:30] Frogorg/rizon as if ever "act normal" helped

[20:19:14] Frogorg/rizon ufoporno!!!

[20:19:31] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5UkA2Gg-Cc

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