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[16:14:38] & h4/rizon wallah junge

[16:15:10] & h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech 1pm is way too late for you to start drinking. A proper alcoholic would be drunk by then

[16:42:57] & h4/rizon careful

[16:43:05] & h4/rizon you wouldn't be his first victim

[17:00:11] & h4/rizon MAGIC: they share a shower as well?

[17:00:18] & h4/rizon that is one weird family

[17:15:40] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK: you managed to live an entire day on garbage?

[17:15:47] & h4/rizon interesting

[17:29:51] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK: but that mcdonalds garbage?

[17:30:00] & h4/rizon i heard it's not even cheap anymore

[17:30:23] & h4/rizon wow

[17:30:34] & h4/rizon for 14€ i get a nice croque and eight pizza rolls

[17:30:37] & h4/rizon including sauce

[17:30:51] & h4/rizon and that stuff is way too much

[17:31:15] & h4/rizon how large is large?

[17:31:30] & h4/rizon .cc size of a large domino's pizza

[17:31:47] & h4/rizon .cc diameter of large pizza by dominos

[17:31:58] & h4/rizon .cc length of irish666's penis

[17:32:19] & h4/rizon .cc average length human penis

[17:32:34] & h4/rizon .cc average length human penis in metric

[17:32:44] & h4/rizon .cc average length human penis in human readable measurement

[17:33:04] & h4/rizon .cc average length human penis in kilometers

[17:33:18] & h4/rizon i measure my dick in kilometers btw

[17:33:37] & h4/rizon beat it Mikoolo

[17:37:17] & h4/rizon created a sinkhole

[17:37:39] & h4/rizon and clean

[17:37:57] & h4/rizon same

[17:38:10] & h4/rizon one where you could slide the camera open

[17:38:18] & h4/rizon K650 or something?

[17:39:14] & h4/rizon walkman?

[17:39:24] & h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[17:42:57] & h4/rizon now you can re-categorize it

[17:55:00] & h4/rizon stop giving people bad advice Mikoolo

[17:55:06] & h4/rizon don't have that third monster Frogorg

[17:58:01] & h4/rizon it's the thought that counts

[17:59:07] & h4/rizon cute?

[18:02:17] & h4/rizon so is this a sexual thing for you herald or can anybody give you that kick?

[18:04:02] & h4/rizon herald: my client tab completes that lol

[18:05:17] & h4/rizon K

[18:05:37] & h4/rizon white powder

[18:07:17] & h4/rizon real tough guys drink t400 energy

[18:07:30] & h4/rizon tastes like garbage, successfully ruins sleep

[18:07:59] & h4/rizon it tastes like a can of sugar with shit

[18:08:14] & h4/rizon hello ComputerNewb

[18:08:25] & h4/rizon are you drunk yet?

[18:08:37] & h4/rizon well get to it then

[18:08:39] & h4/rizon it's past 8

[18:08:48] & h4/rizon did she clean your Werkzeug?

[18:09:08] & h4/rizon tell her to pull back the Vorhaut and wash underneath it too!!

[18:09:19] & h4/rizon but don't pull it back too far! At your age it is not fully evolved

[18:09:22] & h4/rizon and that might result in pain

[18:09:45] & h4/rizon he isn't doing it "rn"

[18:09:50] & h4/rizon normally he would

[18:10:03] & h4/rizon but because Poland is the number one country against alcohol abuse

[18:10:09] & h4/rizon he abstains

[18:10:19] & h4/rizon .quote add <~ComputerTech> i got well drunk last night

[18:10:27] & h4/rizon MAGIC: gayß

[18:10:27] & h4/rizon ?

[18:10:40] & h4/rizon go over there and ask them in all seriousness

[18:10:46] & h4/rizon "Passt da noch ne Wurst bei euch?"

[18:11:16] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: those curtain peepers are also the ones calling the cops if the wurst is still not consumed by 10pm

[18:11:30] & h4/rizon Pimmelparty then

[18:11:47] & h4/rizon RUHEZEIT!

[18:11:56] & h4/rizon i feel you

[18:12:08] & h4/rizon yesterday my braindead neighbor had his washing machine running

[18:12:12] & h4/rizon AT 2 IN THE MORNING!

[18:12:17] & h4/rizon fucking Hurensohn

[18:12:35] & h4/rizon i don't waking up to a blowjob

[18:12:38] & h4/rizon but to a washing machine?

[18:12:39] & h4/rizon fuck that

[18:13:01] & h4/rizon socraticDev: nein!

[18:13:03] & h4/rizon too late

[18:13:12] & h4/rizon typical alcoholic

[18:13:15] & h4/rizon he doesn't drink coffee

[18:13:16] & h4/rizon nor water

[18:13:19] & h4/rizon nor juice

[18:13:24] & h4/rizon he only drinks beer

[18:13:32] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: ja mit Schuss

[18:13:55] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: bitch please

[18:13:57] & h4/rizon you are not worthy

[18:14:10] & h4/rizon obviously

[18:14:50] & h4/rizon wow

[18:14:54] & h4/rizon sounds like Agile Programmierung

[18:15:02] & h4/rizon Agile Softwareentwicklung

[18:15:12] & h4/rizon start of without knowing what exactly it should amount to some day

[18:15:21] & h4/rizon then add shit to it as soon as it fails

[18:15:28] & h4/rizon call it a feature request

[18:15:32] & h4/rizon and take money from your customer

[18:15:45] & h4/rizon oh ComputerTech you're good

[18:15:48] & h4/rizon i had no expectations whatsoever

[18:15:53] & h4/rizon so how could you fail?

[18:16:01] & h4/rizon you went in a loser

[18:16:04] & h4/rizon can't come out worse

[18:16:28] & h4/rizon i mean if i sent horses

[18:16:30] & h4/rizon to fetch an egg

[18:16:38] & h4/rizon i can't be mad if the egg ends up broken

[18:16:52] & h4/rizon wow

[18:16:53] & h4/rizon rude

[18:17:01] & h4/rizon being in Poland and not understanding the simplest polish

[18:17:20] & h4/rizon now make a voice recording and upload it ComputerTech

[18:17:26] & h4/rizon i want to hear you say it

[18:18:03] & h4/rizon alternatively you can say Wasserdurchlauferhitzer in flawless german

[18:18:07] & h4/rizon that should satisfy me as well

[18:18:23] & h4/rizon speaking of Wasserdurchlauferhitzer

[18:18:27] & h4/rizon time for mine to get to work

[18:18:47] & h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[18:18:56] & h4/rizon how is the Sauftour with your family in poland so far?

[18:19:09] & h4/rizon ask MAGIC

[18:19:26] & h4/rizon ja

[18:19:37] & h4/rizon MAGIC: Iren sind da offenbar anders gestrickt

[18:19:46] & h4/rizon niw

[18:19:49] & h4/rizon already wasted

[18:19:58] & h4/rizon na na na!

[18:20:03] & h4/rizon also bitte Herr MAGIC!

[18:20:14] & h4/rizon ride a bike you fucking cunt

[18:20:18] & h4/rizon fuck uber and lime

[18:20:28] & h4/rizon Frogorg: please! He is in poland

[18:20:33] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: that is not rude

[18:20:36] & h4/rizon read up about those companies

[18:20:39] & h4/rizon learn to hate them as well

[18:20:52] & h4/rizon same shit different toilet

[18:21:03] & h4/rizon Frogorg: so much has changed since my dad gave me his prejudice

[18:21:27] & h4/rizon take public transport

[18:21:29] & h4/rizon you are in europe

[18:21:44] & h4/rizon he will probably bitch about it

[18:21:49] & h4/rizon that would not have happened in sheepland

[18:22:02] & h4/rizon no irish drunkard ever got a penalty for driving while drinking

[18:22:13] & h4/rizon don't be irish

[18:22:24] & h4/rizon that's not funny you moron

[18:22:29] & h4/rizon don't drink and drive

[18:22:34] & h4/rizon people die because of shit like that

[18:22:55] & h4/rizon oh please

[18:22:56] & h4/rizon it's poland

[18:22:58] & h4/rizon just steal a car

[18:23:01] & h4/rizon from a german

[18:23:07] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:23:12] & h4/rizon !reload

[18:23:13] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:23:25] & h4/rizon eew

[18:23:43] & h4/rizon .f Oberneger

[18:24:07] & h4/rizon fucking spammy bots

[18:24:09] & h4/rizon .w hamburg

[18:24:10] & h4/rizon .f hamburg

[18:24:12] & h4/rizon !duckstats

[18:46:41] & h4/rizon Frogorg: tomato isn't that bad

[18:46:46] & h4/rizon did you at least put some pepper on them?

[18:47:02] & h4/rizon can't argue against that

[18:47:11] & h4/rizon oh the cherry tomatoes are fine without pepper

[18:47:16] & h4/rizon half a kg

[18:47:17] & h4/rizon nice

[18:47:50] & h4/rizon you know

[18:47:56] & h4/rizon i had bbq at my parents

[18:47:59] & h4/rizon and as parents are

[18:48:01] & h4/rizon it was way too much

[18:48:10] & h4/rizon i'd rather had half a kg of tomatoes

[18:48:14] & h4/rizon because i am still stuffed

[18:48:28] & h4/rizon please be kind to deadly

[18:48:31] & h4/rizon ever since he has found god

[18:48:35] & h4/rizon he has become a new deadly

[18:48:43] & h4/rizon he will soon change his nick to lively too

[18:49:13] & h4/rizon i still have some bell pepper, mushrooms and onions

[18:49:21] & h4/rizon sounds like a pizza tomorrow lol

[18:49:45] & h4/rizon but i also rode 30km on my bike today

[18:49:56] & h4/rizon guess that outweighs the bbq

[18:49:59] & h4/rizon s/guess/hope

[18:50:14] & h4/rizon i was pretty fast too

[18:50:23] & h4/rizon 14,77km in 34 minutes

[18:51:52] & h4/rizon it's a holiday here tomorrow

[18:51:57] & h4/rizon Pfingsmontag

[18:52:01] & h4/rizon .t de en pfingstmontag

[18:52:07] & h4/rizon it is here

[18:52:39] & h4/rizon so no work tomorrow, Frogorg? :D

[18:52:51] & h4/rizon nice

[18:52:59] & h4/rizon i would love to be surprised by holidays

[18:53:01] & h4/rizon oh

[18:53:10] & h4/rizon s/i would love to be surprised by holidays/meh/

[18:54:06] & h4/rizon thought you guys were more religious than us

[18:55:45] & h4/rizon that sounds bad for yourself

[18:56:16] & h4/rizon i'm the type of person to hear "you have six weeks to finish it" and say "alright, five weeks of doing nothing and a week of pain"

[18:56:28] & h4/rizon oh

[18:56:30] & h4/rizon then i misunderstood you

[18:56:33] & h4/rizon because that is pretty normal

[18:57:05] & h4/rizon in germany your exams are marked 1-5. 1 being best, 5 having failed

[18:57:11] & h4/rizon so 4.0 was still success

[18:57:16] & h4/rizon hence the saying "Vier gewinnt"

[18:57:24] & h4/rizon that was my bachelor lol

[18:57:32] & h4/rizon obviously there were a lot of exams better than 4.0

[18:57:44] & h4/rizon but those that i really didn't give two shits about ended up being 4.0

[18:57:52] & h4/rizon and i have not learned until a week before the xam

[18:57:54] & h4/rizon *exam

[18:58:09] & h4/rizon lets be honest...the better ones either were fun or i didn't have to do a lot for them

[18:58:27] & h4/rizon we had this CAD for one semester. Shit was really easy

[18:58:33] & h4/rizon didn't have to learn for it at all

[18:58:35] & h4/rizon 1.0 :D

[18:58:38] & h4/rizon best result

[18:59:09] & h4/rizon english as well...learning for english? As if! I was usually done within 20 minutes and never had a better exam than 2.0

[18:59:15] & h4/rizon s/better/worse

[18:59:25] & h4/rizon i miss university :/

[18:59:53] & h4/rizon the very best time was when all the exams were done and the semester break started

[19:00:00] & h4/rizon lol

[19:00:26] & h4/rizon people struggling to define all their constants

[19:00:31] & h4/rizon mr. Frogorg meanwhile making dicks

[19:01:03] & h4/rizon CAD was really easy

[19:01:16] & h4/rizon although seeing how many people struggled with it

[19:11:43] & h4/rizon Frogorg: i once had some linux course and the braindead lecturer ran his examples in a debian vm on virtualbox on a surface with windows 7

[19:11:51] & h4/rizon he failed at setting up a static ip address

[19:12:10] & h4/rizon i helped him out and i think he didn't like that much

[19:12:14] & h4/rizon i ended up with a 2.0

[19:12:31] & h4/rizon semester ended with having to present something to the class

[19:13:06] & h4/rizon i told them how to write kernel modules and explained a really easy module that just spams dmesg when a new usb device is connected

[19:13:20] & h4/rizon he said it was "too difficult" for the other students to comprehend

[19:13:21] & h4/rizon lol

[19:13:36] & h4/rizon i mean it was not very hard

[19:13:40] & h4/rizon you got the information online

[19:13:59] & h4/rizon i remember a presentation by some chick that wrote a kernel module that replaced every mp3 played with rick astley

[19:14:03] & h4/rizon and i wanted to do exactly that

[19:14:16] & h4/rizon problem was it was kinda old, she did that on a 3.x kernel and the approach she used didn't work on a 4.x

[19:14:21] & h4/rizon and i failed at it

[19:14:26] & h4/rizon i tried a lot but i failed horribly

[19:14:40] & h4/rizon so i just went for that module that detects usb devices being connected

[19:15:05] & h4/rizon https://github.com/fpletz/kernelroll

[19:15:11] & h4/rizon don't know if that was hers

[19:15:18] & h4/rizon but that is pretty much what it does

[19:15:47] & h4/rizon i also tried to compile some old 3.0 kernel but failed as well lol

[19:16:48] & h4/rizon i wish i found the video

[19:16:53] & h4/rizon she is rather well known

[19:16:58] & h4/rizon some dark skinned chick

[19:17:04] & h4/rizon really irky, seems hyperactive to me

[19:17:43] & h4/rizon all i can find is this ugly cunt EngineerMan

[19:18:12] & h4/rizon i mean that would work

[19:18:15] & h4/rizon but he is american in this case

[19:18:46] & h4/rizon think it was Julia Evans

[19:19:17] & h4/rizon .yt you can be a kernel hacker

[19:19:21] & h4/rizon this is it

[19:20:05] & h4/rizon right?

[19:21:25] & h4/rizon only ever watched the video with electroboom

[19:21:32] & h4/rizon otherwise don't much care about linus

[19:23:01] & h4/rizon and what would he teach?

[19:23:16] & h4/rizon i think he has yet to figure out how to analyze logs with journalctl

[19:23:25] & h4/rizon at least the last time i showed him he was really impressed lol

[19:23:29] & h4/rizon oh okay

[19:23:32] & h4/rizon no he can do that

[19:23:39] & h4/rizon my bad for thinking he had anything to do with tech

[19:25:09] & h4/rizon oh god irish666

[19:25:19] & h4/rizon i actually saw that big dude

[19:25:25] & h4/rizon was not that impressed by him

[19:25:50] & h4/rizon he only appeared on suggestions on hooktube

[19:25:58] & h4/rizon and there was a lot of garbage in those recommendations

[19:25:59] & h4/rizon i might be biased

[19:26:38] & h4/rizon the elctroboom episode was great :D

[19:27:01] & h4/rizon the one with the wireless ESD straps

[19:27:15] & h4/rizon lol Mehdi is wild

[19:29:54] & h4/rizon anti-tank scooter lol

[19:29:59] & h4/rizon does it jump back when you shoot?

[19:32:07] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:32:11] & h4/rizon also lame

[19:32:19] & h4/rizon Win7, Hexchat, VBox

[19:32:34] & h4/rizon could not have said it better myself

[19:32:36] & h4/rizon solid work deadly

[19:33:07] & h4/rizon .u psa

[19:33:17] & h4/rizon they do?

[19:38:33] & h4/rizon Frogorg: american kids don't need love

[19:38:35] & h4/rizon they need jobs

[19:38:37] & h4/rizon in the meat industry!

[19:39:03] & h4/rizon but wow

[19:39:10] & h4/rizon that is not a parody

[19:40:39] & h4/rizon gotta take a shower

[19:40:39] & h4/rizon bbl

[20:11:57] & h4/rizon Frogorg: will that work with the two monster you had?

[20:12:08] & h4/rizon drinking that stuff always gave me a hard time when trying to fall asleep

[20:12:24] & h4/rizon so you actually drank the third after all? :O

[20:13:06] & h4/rizon irish666: beer really doesn't hinder sleeping though

[20:13:19] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK: ah yes, Flüssigbrot

[20:13:35] & h4/rizon best way to sleep is when high af

[20:13:52] & h4/rizon well on weed

[20:13:54] & h4/rizon this is irc after all

[20:14:32] & h4/rizon what?

[20:14:35] & h4/rizon oh

[20:14:58] & h4/rizon well i remember the first time being high on weed

[20:15:02] & h4/rizon wasn't easy to sleep at all

[20:15:08] & h4/rizon felt like my heart was racing

[20:15:15] & h4/rizon dry mouth

[20:15:28] & h4/rizon also i thought i was trippin when he faucet didn't work

[20:15:32] & h4/rizon *the

[20:15:40] & h4/rizon but i later found out it actually didn't work

[20:15:46] & h4/rizon should have seen me in front of the sink

[20:15:54] & h4/rizon on/off, touching it

[20:15:57] & h4/rizon why the fuck isn't it wet?!

[20:16:03] & h4/rizon it worked an hour ago

[20:16:07] & h4/rizon am i high?

[20:16:16] & h4/rizon that was the best high ever

[20:16:26] & h4/rizon you get used to weed pretty fast

[20:16:59] & h4/rizon haha

[20:18:14] & h4/rizon just politely switch the effects off

[20:18:45] & h4/rizon if you try really hard

[20:18:47] & h4/rizon you fail even more :D

[20:19:17] & h4/rizon that is probably art

[20:19:19] & h4/rizon with condoms

[20:25:59] & h4/rizon watch out for the poisoner deadly

[20:26:18] & h4/rizon Huso-Chan

[21:02:21] & h4/rizon scoot

[21:02:31] & h4/rizon oh

[21:02:35] & h4/rizon a #chatters idiot

[21:02:39] & h4/rizon yeah that makes sense

[21:16:22] & h4/rizon ah yes

[21:16:37] & h4/rizon the turkish people that vote for erdogan without having to endure his shitty politics

[21:16:58] & h4/rizon which keeps turkey pretty poor and them rich

[21:17:03] & h4/rizon because they live and work in germany

[21:17:12] & h4/rizon if i was a turk living in turkey

[21:17:38] & h4/rizon first thing i'd want is for turkish-germans to either live in turkey or give away their turkish passport

[21:17:48] & h4/rizon ridiculous

[21:19:17] & h4/rizon yeah not a topic that brings joy

[21:19:25] & h4/rizon lets talk about dramo

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