IRC Driven

[15:35:11] & h4/rizon party like it's 1939

[15:51:26] & h4/rizon .t en de grits

[15:51:29] & h4/rizon ugh

[15:51:31] & h4/rizon disgusting

[15:51:34] & h4/rizon we do however foxy

[15:52:24] & h4/rizon yournamehere: thx lola

[15:55:57] & h4/rizon i guess it's still good enough for the garbage

[15:56:01] & h4/rizon throw it away

[15:56:03] & h4/rizon disgusting

[16:08:20] & h4/rizon you really have to ask?

[16:08:22] & h4/rizon out drinking as usual

[16:09:23] & h4/rizon probably TorS mom with him

[16:09:53] & h4/rizon 80ish

[16:31:13] & h4/rizon so MAGIC

[16:31:22] & h4/rizon do you sometimes look back at the almost 900 ducks

[16:31:24] & h4/rizon and ask yourself

[16:31:27] & h4/rizon what went wrong in your life

[16:31:32] & h4/rizon ?

[16:32:36] & h4/rizon i feel a bad joke coming

[16:33:32] & h4/rizon so

[16:33:42] & h4/rizon instead of asking in a channel that only has "tech" in its name

[16:33:46] & h4/rizon i advise you to search online

[16:33:56] & h4/rizon this does not sound like something that is hard to find

[16:55:27] & h4/rizon Warrior: if you however have any questions about Pouls Kitchen

[16:55:29] & h4/rizon ask away!

[16:59:11] & h4/rizon Herr Frogorg o/

[17:11:18] & h4/rizon what happened?

[17:11:23] & h4/rizon did you look at a pic of ComputerTech?

[17:11:46] & h4/rizon how come?

[17:20:33] & h4/rizon these fuckers just disappear

[17:35:02] & h4/rizon Frogorg: so have you worked out yet?

[17:37:06] & h4/rizon only pushups so far

[17:37:24] & h4/rizon but i have done those at around 10am

[17:37:45] & h4/rizon i saw some pictures of me the other day

[17:37:51] & h4/rizon it looks like those pushups work out for me

[17:38:16] & h4/rizon but despite keeping my current weight

[17:38:23] & h4/rizon i feel like i'm getting fatter around my belly

[17:52:15] & h4/rizon oh ew

[17:52:18] & h4/rizon it's the drunkard

[17:52:55] & h4/rizon yeah i saw how that might have sounded like i called irish666 a drunkard

[17:53:10] & h4/rizon ah shit, i just wanted to mention that Mikoolo isn't here

[17:53:16] & h4/rizon speak of the devil i guess

[17:53:43] & h4/rizon ha lol

[17:54:15] & h4/rizon yournamehere: you either walked a lot or stopped eating garbage too

[17:54:28] & h4/rizon yeah that'll do

[17:54:55] & h4/rizon what did you call Mikoolo?

[17:55:13] & h4/rizon ffs Ahsoka

[17:55:27] & h4/rizon she just randomly lashes out at everybody

[17:55:31] & h4/rizon even i got insulted by her

[17:55:37] & h4/rizon i always thought she held me in high regards

[17:55:58] & h4/rizon wow mean

[17:56:15] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: don't apologize!

[17:56:19] & h4/rizon it will make you seem weak!

[17:56:22] & h4/rizon rub it in

[17:56:32] & h4/rizon hit him with "You prefer i called you a swine?"

[17:56:38] & h4/rizon that'll show him

[17:57:03] & h4/rizon how formal

[17:57:31] & h4/rizon let him have it Ahsoka

[17:57:37] & h4/rizon he is practically begging for it at this point

[18:00:25] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: i don't know how good your english is

[18:00:32] & h4/rizon but when i said "let HIM have it"

[18:00:39] & h4/rizon i actually wanted you to insult someone else

[18:00:54] & h4/rizon fucking irish

[18:02:48] & h4/rizon hanging is so 1800s

[18:03:15] & h4/rizon it is still out of fashion

[18:04:07] & h4/rizon irish666: s/who/shot/

[18:04:39] & h4/rizon huh my ass

[18:04:53] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: Leiharbeitskraft!

[18:05:08] & h4/rizon nm

[18:05:11] & h4/rizon how's your mom?

[18:05:32] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: s/he isnt/ugly does not even come close/

[18:05:57] & h4/rizon not with you she isn't

[18:06:17] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/good/a cunt/

[18:06:33] & h4/rizon oh so you just give blowjobs on the corner

[18:06:36] & h4/rizon oh lol

[18:06:39] & h4/rizon thought you mean Ahsoka :D

[18:06:47] & h4/rizon but no

[18:06:52] & h4/rizon i thought YOU called your mom a cunt

[18:07:08] & h4/rizon suspicious how you sent daddy back to ireland

[18:07:11] & h4/rizon oedipus much?

[18:07:56] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: s/thaught/taught/

[18:08:24] & h4/rizon he is homeschooled

[18:08:29] & h4/rizon his mom really "hammered" it into him

[18:08:35] & h4/rizon .quote search hammered

[18:08:38] & h4/rizon .quote read 423

[18:08:48] & h4/rizon dayum

[18:09:12] & h4/rizon wow

[18:09:15] & h4/rizon calling all females in here cunts

[18:09:17] & h4/rizon that is uncalled for ComputerTech

[18:09:29] & h4/rizon .w hamburg

[18:09:34] & h4/rizon you guys stole my temperature

[18:10:00] & h4/rizon Limburg is warmer because of all the praying down there

[18:10:26] & h4/rizon they are living on a farm

[18:10:30] & h4/rizon Juvie is the basement for him

[18:10:39] & h4/rizon Dresden was much hotter in 1945

[18:10:57] & h4/rizon it also stopped burning

[18:11:08] & h4/rizon the people speak funny though

[18:11:17] & h4/rizon might be damage done by the bombs back then

[18:11:25] & h4/rizon it was a war crime

[18:11:37] & h4/rizon i mean the nazis attacked civilian infrastructure too

[18:11:43] & h4/rizon but that does not mean it was any less of a war crime

[18:12:00] & h4/rizon you throw tons of bombs on civilians to ruin the morale of the country you are fighting

[18:12:03] & h4/rizon Henry Kissinger approves

[18:12:12] & h4/rizon that fucking cunt turned 100 and is still living

[18:12:47] & h4/rizon MAGIC: mit dem goldenen Scheißhaus?

[18:13:01] & h4/rizon Kacken mit Stil

[18:13:18] & h4/rizon irish666: no warfare against civilians is alright imo

[18:13:21] & h4/rizon much less deserved

[18:14:18] & h4/rizon wow MAGIC

[18:14:22] & h4/rizon "Man muss eine Wohnung irgendwie nutzen"

[18:14:37] & h4/rizon lets put a shitload of religious crap inside it and let people pay to enter it

[18:15:05] & h4/rizon lol

[18:15:06] & h4/rizon Privatkapelle

[18:15:10] & h4/rizon was ne Geldverschwendung :D

[18:15:20] & h4/rizon why would you?

[18:15:31] & h4/rizon MAGIC: well you will likely go to hell

[18:15:35] & h4/rizon but you are good in my book

[18:15:48] & h4/rizon "Jesus würde sich im Grab umdrehn"

[18:15:50] & h4/rizon wtf?

[18:15:52] & h4/rizon thought he ascended

[18:15:57] & h4/rizon grave should be empty

[18:16:02] & h4/rizon get your story right you fucking religious nutjobs

[18:16:32] & h4/rizon lol?

[18:16:40] & h4/rizon well it's roughly 200m as the crow flies

[18:17:12] & h4/rizon it is

[18:17:26] & h4/rizon crows are such beautiful birds

[18:17:36] & h4/rizon someone please remove bandit

[18:17:41] & h4/rizon this is going too far

[18:17:47] & h4/rizon i don't care if he's an oper

[18:18:06] & h4/rizon did you not see what bandit just said??

[18:18:22] & h4/rizon Aimee is such a cutie

[18:18:28] & h4/rizon well, roughly ten cuties in one body

[18:18:53] & h4/rizon she is too stupid to get up

[18:18:58] & h4/rizon people will suffocate

[18:19:00] & h4/rizon so ComputerTech since we got you here

[18:19:06] & h4/rizon what's with the birthday video by poul?

[18:19:24] & h4/rizon for you? :D

[18:19:31] & h4/rizon i will have him deliver a homemade pizza for you

[18:19:34] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: FUCKER!

[18:19:37] & h4/rizon i asked you a question

[18:19:46] & h4/rizon be brb for 4 hours after answering it

[18:19:57] & h4/rizon bandit: no pizza, no birthday video

[18:20:01] & h4/rizon ComputerTech had to eat it too

[18:20:07] & h4/rizon he chose to eat out aimee instead

[18:20:23] & h4/rizon :D

[18:20:40] & h4/rizon yes

[18:20:42] & h4/rizon the one and only

[18:20:52] & h4/rizon hottest chick ever on irc

[18:21:06] & h4/rizon bandit has a pin-up of her on his fridge

[18:21:09] & h4/rizon it covers the entire door

[18:21:27] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: the chin(s)

[18:21:47] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: you have no idea what she hides under there

[18:22:35] & h4/rizon .yt pouls kitchen for my aimee

[18:22:38] & h4/rizon NO!

[18:23:14] & h4/rizon waaaaait a minute

[18:23:15] & h4/rizon bandit

[18:23:26] & h4/rizon over a year ago Poul had a video "home made pizza with the kids"

[18:23:32] & h4/rizon btw the third home made pizza video i have found so far

[18:23:42] & h4/rizon but afterwards the kids are never mentioned again

[18:23:47] & h4/rizon you think they had to actually eat that?

[18:24:36] & h4/rizon .yt 6z1Z5zZ4Wz0

[18:24:48] & h4/rizon no clue who that is

[18:24:53] & h4/rizon but obviously he is playing WoW :D

[18:25:05] & h4/rizon and he seems to be in one or two channels

[18:26:03] & h4/rizon ofc Poul and Aimee reproduced ...

[18:26:13] & h4/rizon wouldn't want those awesome genes to go to waste

[18:26:22] & h4/rizon lol

[18:26:36] & h4/rizon that is a worse insult than Ahsoka could have made

[18:26:56] & h4/rizon he said the kids were visiting

[18:27:02] & h4/rizon think social service took them?

[18:27:23] & h4/rizon careful Mikoolo

[18:27:27] & h4/rizon if you claim that AImee is his mom

[18:27:37] & h4/rizon you are on record wanting to have sex with her

[18:29:12] & h4/rizon i had a workfree weekday

[18:29:24] & h4/rizon it's Pfingstmontag after all

[18:29:34] & h4/rizon god bless those religious nuts

[18:30:16] & h4/rizon oh shit fuck you bandit

[18:30:23] & h4/rizon i am stuck on pouls kitchen again

[18:30:27] & h4/rizon wtf is a Steak Sandwich?

[18:36:54] & h4/rizon did you watch the video?

[18:37:07] & h4/rizon then please let login talk out of his ass

[18:37:15] & h4/rizon we got him for that purpose specifically

[18:38:25] & h4/rizon oh

[18:38:40] & h4/rizon so far he has only been talking about stuff he clearly knew nothing about

[18:50:57] & h4/rizon oh god damn it

[18:51:02] & h4/rizon comes in grinning

[18:51:04] & h4/rizon does not even say hi

[18:51:06] & h4/rizon AFTER A WEEK

[18:51:32] & h4/rizon did you just smear chesscake on my chest?

[18:51:42] & h4/rizon so from not even saying hello to coming on REAL strong

[18:51:43] & h4/rizon :D

[18:51:46] & h4/rizon hey

[18:52:11] & h4/rizon right?

[18:52:13] & h4/rizon i trained hard

[18:52:23] & h4/rizon i mean i was hard when i trained

[18:52:42] & h4/rizon MAGIC: it's the little things in life

[18:52:52] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: he always smells like that

[18:52:56] & h4/rizon brushing his teeth won't help

[18:53:04] & h4/rizon germans drink tons of coffee and start smelling foul out of their mouths

[18:53:20] & h4/rizon what does he need teeth for anyways?

[18:53:23] & h4/rizon Kippe und Kaffee

[18:53:25] & h4/rizon german breakfast

[18:53:37] & h4/rizon RIP

[18:53:49] & h4/rizon did anybody notice that i turned Tina Turner into Arno Dübel in the topic?

[18:53:59] & h4/rizon i honestly hoped for more resonance

[18:54:04] & h4/rizon this morning?? :D

[18:54:11] & h4/rizon Tuna Turner is the person flipping the tuna

[18:54:32] & h4/rizon no

[18:54:42] & h4/rizon you don't joke about people's professions

[18:54:56] & h4/rizon yeah MAGIC

[18:55:02] & h4/rizon took you quite a while to notice

[18:55:17] & h4/rizon i obviously did this for my german Kameraden

[18:55:22] & h4/rizon sushi-chan has ESP?

[18:55:28] & h4/rizon comes in handy when snow is falling

[18:55:34] & h4/rizon .u esp

[18:55:40] & h4/rizon none of the above

[18:55:54] & h4/rizon it's the technology that keeps your wheels from ..

[18:56:01] & h4/rizon you can accelerate in snow

[18:56:09] & h4/rizon evenif you drive a mercedes or bmw

[18:56:16] & h4/rizon i'm not very good with cars

[18:56:35] & h4/rizon you gotta open the coffin

[18:56:42] & h4/rizon they are not able to hear you properly

[18:56:44] & h4/rizon otherwise

[18:57:05] & h4/rizon ...

[18:57:15] & h4/rizon i swear that guy could become a german with his humour

[18:58:28] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: i thought we talked about talking out of your ass

[18:58:36] & h4/rizon forget the old germans

[18:58:40] & h4/rizon my humour is top

[18:59:03] & h4/rizon cock = schwanz, tail = schwanz

[18:59:15] & h4/rizon it's a Schwanzschwanz

[18:59:31] & h4/rizon or a dick dick

[18:59:41] & h4/rizon lost in translation

[18:59:50] & h4/rizon uhm

[18:59:52] & h4/rizon lol

[19:00:51] & h4/rizon MAGIC: wow i actually knew that

[19:00:58] & h4/rizon must have searched for Schwanzvergleich earlier

[19:01:24] & h4/rizon sag mal MAGIC

[19:01:28] & h4/rizon Bock auf Deutsch zu schreiben?

[19:01:34] & h4/rizon vllt haut der Bamse dann wieder genervt ab .d

[19:01:34] & h4/rizon .d

[19:01:41] & h4/rizon gottverfickte Scheiße

[19:01:43] & h4/rizon *:D

[19:02:08] & h4/rizon Schaffe, schaffe, Häusle baue

[19:02:25] & h4/rizon get a life digga

[19:02:44] & h4/rizon MAGIC: s/knallt jetzt bestimmt/wird jetzt bestimmt geknallt/

[19:03:17] & h4/rizon der Lutscher trinkt doch eh Magners zum Frühstück

[19:03:19] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: what?

[19:03:59] & h4/rizon i feel a huge sushi-chan message approaching

[19:04:10] & h4/rizon she has been quiet for too long

[19:04:14] & h4/rizon disappointing

[19:04:31] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: they feel the vibrations of the soundwaves

[19:04:38] & h4/rizon and try to dodge them

[19:04:49] & h4/rizon our senses are not that sensitive

[19:05:13] & h4/rizon also in movies

[19:05:18] & h4/rizon people get punched on the head, are knocked out

[19:05:22] & h4/rizon and get up as if they just had a decent ap

[19:05:24] & h4/rizon *nap

[19:05:27] & h4/rizon no damage whatsoever

[19:06:17] & h4/rizon Peorth obviously does not know what he is talking about

[19:06:22] & h4/rizon i described earlier how it works

[19:06:26] & h4/rizon they are dodging the sound waves

[19:06:33] & h4/rizon because they can actually see the sound waves travelling towards them

[19:07:10] & h4/rizon to a snake getting hit by a soundwave is like an irish person sober after 3pm

[19:07:18] & h4/rizon instant disrespect in their community

[19:07:30] & h4/rizon yes

[19:07:39] & h4/rizon slit eyes

[19:07:43] & h4/rizon chinese can too

[19:07:45] & h4/rizon no wait

[19:07:48] & h4/rizon different slit

[19:08:11] & h4/rizon your little hairs in your ear

[19:08:15] & h4/rizon register soundwaves

[19:08:34] & h4/rizon IN

[19:08:35] & h4/rizon sushi

[19:08:41] & h4/rizon you can't shave the inside of your Gehörgang

[19:09:06] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: you obviously did not escape the g up there

[19:09:09] & h4/rizon common mistake

[19:09:24] & h4/rizon likely

[19:09:27] & h4/rizon that happens a lot

[19:09:36] & h4/rizon on your brain

[19:09:56] & h4/rizon cctv in your ear

[19:09:58] & h4/rizon the british way

[19:10:16] & h4/rizon if you widen the ear

[19:10:19] & h4/rizon with a knife

[19:10:20] & h4/rizon sure

[19:11:33] & h4/rizon any more questions?

[19:11:38] & h4/rizon who is this imposter?

[19:11:40] & h4/rizon hey sushi

[19:11:49] & h4/rizon /msg nickserv ghost sushi-chan your-password

[19:12:15] & h4/rizon don't msg nicksrv though

[19:12:23] & h4/rizon that's how zesty once lost his nick :D

[19:12:35] & h4/rizon oh the ridicule he received for that

[19:12:37] & h4/rizon glorious

[19:12:57] & h4/rizon MAGIC: i actually use underscores

[19:13:03] & h4/rizon wow sudden sur

[19:13:04] & h4/rizon <3

[19:13:16] & h4/rizon sur you like cooking?

[19:13:25] & h4/rizon you should watch pouls kitchen

[19:13:27] & h4/rizon !!

[19:13:33] & h4/rizon .yt orange chicken!!!

[19:13:36] & h4/rizon fucking hell

[19:13:40] & h4/rizon .yt pouls kitchen orange chicken!!!

[19:13:53] & h4/rizon how can it not take pouls video?

[19:14:02] & h4/rizon no orange chicken for Poul is chicken in Orange juice

[19:14:12] & h4/rizon haha

[19:14:17] & h4/rizon see the link in the topic

[19:14:23] & h4/rizon .yt pouls kitchen happy birthday computertech

[19:14:57] & h4/rizon sur du müsst übrigens mal Mikoolo zurechtstutzen

[19:15:05] & h4/rizon der macht sich immer ins Höschen, wenn Leute Deutsch schreiben

[19:15:48] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: i just ran out of apples

[19:15:52] & h4/rizon don't antagonize me

[19:16:03] & h4/rizon there are doctors in front of my apartment

[19:16:08] & h4/rizon scratching at the door

[19:16:18] & h4/rizon one is dr_dick

[19:16:24] & h4/rizon banging his penis on my door

[19:16:40] & h4/rizon seems legit

[19:16:52] & h4/rizon sushi

[19:16:59] & h4/rizon i haven't heard about spiders in weeks

[19:17:03] & h4/rizon i blame you

[19:17:13] & h4/rizon i played Playmobil earlier

[19:17:29] & h4/rizon and painted horses in a coloring book

[19:17:32] & h4/rizon i am dandy

[19:17:45] & h4/rizon what can you offer?

[19:18:08] & h4/rizon doesn't sound fun

[19:18:11] & h4/rizon i pass

[19:18:31] & h4/rizon i can offer you some Globuli

[19:18:38] & h4/rizon they heal your <insert condition here>

[19:19:10] & h4/rizon also if you send radio waves at 144hz towards water

[19:19:13] & h4/rizon you can ionize it

[19:19:18] & h4/rizon and it will heal cancer

[19:19:21] & h4/rizon and other diseases

[19:19:49] & h4/rizon audible

[19:19:55] & h4/rizon so no one will "see" it

[19:20:04] & h4/rizon "Hey why is that chick holding her ass out of the water?"

[19:20:21] & h4/rizon "Oh that's just sushi"

[19:20:28] & h4/rizon "she doesn't want people to see her fart"

[19:20:52] & h4/rizon *sushi ripping an insanely loud fart*

[19:21:23] & h4/rizon the bubbles rise to the surface btw

[19:21:29] & h4/rizon and it still smells

[19:21:32] & h4/rizon just so you know

[19:21:55] & h4/rizon hey you brought up that topic

[19:22:23] & h4/rizon i read that we actually have nerves back there

[19:22:29] & h4/rizon that tell us whether it's a fart or not

[19:22:41] & h4/rizon they do fail at times, sure

[19:22:50] & h4/rizon but we all know that our asses can detect what's coming

[19:23:02] & h4/rizon so sushi

[19:23:07] & h4/rizon we arrived at diarrhea

[19:23:22] & h4/rizon should we ever meet in real life

[19:23:25] & h4/rizon warn me before that happens

[19:23:38] & h4/rizon i would not want to sit outside a cafe in paris with you while we discuss diarrhea

[19:23:46] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: you should ask ComputerTech

[19:23:59] & h4/rizon but i don't think your ass can read the intention of the incoming dick

[19:24:02] & h4/rizon it might be accidental

[19:25:07] & h4/rizon i

[19:25:15] & h4/rizon i don't want to be part of this conversation anymore

[19:26:37] & h4/rizon n8 o/

[19:28:39] & h4/rizon you are supposed to kill it before you gnaw on it Ahsoka

[20:11:05] & h4/rizon you mean (:

[20:11:05] & h4/rizon ?

[20:11:11] & h4/rizon or the emoji?

[20:11:53] & h4/rizon means the person has a broken neck but still has a positive outlook on life

[20:16:09] & h4/rizon oh listen to this

[20:16:24] & h4/rizon "Commonly used to convey ironiy, sarcasm, joking, or a sense of goofiness or silliness."

[20:16:28] & h4/rizon *irony

[20:16:44] & h4/rizon wow Microsoft being all weird again

[20:16:53] & h4/rizon their original design of the emoji featured a "full-toothed" grin

[20:17:01] & h4/rizon probably caused a ruckus in britain

[20:17:36] & h4/rizon https://emojipedia.org/confused-face/

[20:17:40] & h4/rizon does this look confused?

[20:17:44] & h4/rizon that looks disappointed to me

[20:19:37] & h4/rizon https://em-content.zobj.net/thumbs/320/microsoft/74/upside-down-face_1f643.png

[20:19:42] & h4/rizon wow, great job Microsoft!

[20:25:41] & h4/rizon hey i have seen pictures of females online

[20:25:45] & h4/rizon i know all about them!

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