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Wednesday, May 31, 2023

[20:36:14] idriven30/rizon 9/11 jokes are not funny.

[20:36:19] idriven30/rizon The other 2 though, are hilarious!

[20:36:32] idriven30/rizon I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"

[20:38:44] idriven30/rizon Why did the banana go see a doctor?

[20:38:49] idriven30/rizon Because it wasn't peeling well.

[20:39:30] idriven30/rizon My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

[20:47:26] idriven30/rizon I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

[22:19:19] idriven30/rizon A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.

[22:19:19] idriven30/rizon The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

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