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[17:40:39] & h4/rizon hi

[17:40:41] & h4/rizon is this a tech channel?

[17:40:45] & h4/rizon i have a tech related question

[17:41:03] & h4/rizon oh

[17:42:17] & h4/rizon what changed between linux-zen-6.3.2 and linux-zen-6.3.5 on archlinux that causes an error in the old an ancient syslinux bootloader "error allocation crypto tfm -ENOENT" on a setup that tries to decrypt a luks partition at boot?

[17:42:34] & h4/rizon funny enough it only happens on this qemu vm

[17:42:43] & h4/rizon afflicate my ass you non-english speaker

[17:42:46] & h4/rizon :D

[17:42:51] & h4/rizon BEANTWORTE MEINE FRAGE JUNGE

[17:42:58] & h4/rizon they don't use github

[17:43:00] & h4/rizon hey Hotties

[17:43:04] & h4/rizon they got a bugtracker

[17:43:06] & h4/rizon and forums

[17:43:07] & h4/rizon !!

[17:43:12] & h4/rizon but that would be an idea

[17:43:22] & h4/rizon yeah thanks for nothing :D

[17:43:30] & h4/rizon i thought this was a tech support channel

[17:43:38] & h4/rizon the name CLEARLY suggests this was a tech channel

[17:43:48] & h4/rizon obviously i have been led astray

[17:43:53] & h4/rizon hold on

[17:44:00] & h4/rizon you didn't kick me when i actually was rude

[17:44:01] & h4/rizon :D

[17:44:12] & h4/rizon alle meine HOmies sprechen Englsich

[17:44:21] & h4/rizon und wie du siehst ist mein Deutsch furchtbar

[17:44:24] & h4/rizon pff

[17:44:26] & h4/rizon der und Homie :D

[17:44:29] & h4/rizon er ist Homo

[17:44:33] & h4/rizon nicht Homie

[17:44:40] & h4/rizon ich denke

[17:44:52] & h4/rizon oder zwischen Schafen eingeschlafen, nachdem er sich die Hose vollgemacht hat

[17:45:01] & h4/rizon dem haben sie das Leben in Polen geklaut

[17:45:05] & h4/rizon die scheiß Polen klauen echt alles

[17:45:25] & h4/rizon ich schnack mal Poul an, dass er ein "RIP ComputerTech" Video macht

[17:45:29] & h4/rizon vllt singen er und Aimee ja sogar

[17:45:47] & h4/rizon better ask bandit to do it. I heard he was Pouls #1 fan

[17:45:59] & h4/rizon die mit Abstand schönste Seekuh Kanadas

[17:46:14] & h4/rizon with pleasure!

[17:46:20] & h4/rizon .yt pouls kitchen aimee

[17:46:27] & h4/rizon too many views

[17:46:28] & h4/rizon that's not the one

[17:46:37] & h4/rizon .yt pouls kitchen homemade pizza

[17:46:43] & h4/rizon fuck you GEnnaro Contaldo

[17:46:57] & h4/rizon and fuck you too Internets for trying to keep Poul down

[17:47:14] & h4/rizon that is a horrible quote

[17:47:28] & h4/rizon yeah

[17:47:55] & h4/rizon .yt Z0H5Rh6ivgc

[17:48:00] & h4/rizon there MAGIC

[17:48:05] & h4/rizon you will see the beautiful Aimee

[17:48:21] & h4/rizon .quote add [Quote] 294 does not exist!

[17:48:25] & h4/rizon nope

[17:48:35] & h4/rizon thx

[17:48:58] & h4/rizon MAGIC: only watch the video if you have already eaten

[17:49:03] & h4/rizon you will not want to eat after the video

[17:49:20] & h4/rizon and watch out for the "breaks" with the batman music

[17:49:24] & h4/rizon they are at least +20dB

[17:49:44] & h4/rizon wow glimpses of life

[17:49:56] & h4/rizon lol

[17:50:00] & h4/rizon this

[17:50:00] & h4/rizon is

[17:50:04] & h4/rizon POULS KITCHEN

[17:50:11] & h4/rizon and his lovely assistant Aimee

[17:50:17] & h4/rizon who sounds like she just graduated Sonderschule

[17:51:05] & h4/rizon hey MAGIC

[17:51:12] & h4/rizon .yt C3Tt537Ump8

[17:51:15] & h4/rizon UGH

[17:51:41] & h4/rizon obviously

[17:51:54] & h4/rizon she is

[17:52:02] & h4/rizon .yt pouls kitchen orange chicken!!!!

[17:52:06] & h4/rizon FUCK THAT BOT

[17:52:30] & h4/rizon and screw tigervnc for being unable to use my clip lol

[17:53:07] & h4/rizon i will get you AImee

[17:53:07] & h4/rizon one sec

[17:53:54] & h4/rizon .yt C3Tt537Ump8

[17:53:56] & h4/rizon weird

[17:54:01] & h4/rizon it worked before and that is the one

[17:54:17] & h4/rizon https://youtube.com/watch?v=C3Tt537Ump8

[17:54:28] & h4/rizon no

[17:54:30] & h4/rizon MAGIC

[17:54:33] & h4/rizon wathc the Orange chicken!!!!

[17:54:39] & h4/rizon it is Aimee at work

[17:54:44] & h4/rizon and boy does she work up a sweat

[17:54:51] & h4/rizon foxy that's the one with the slim crackhead

[17:55:02] & h4/rizon i am sooooo jealous

[17:55:08] & h4/rizon he gets to slap dat ass

[17:55:19] & h4/rizon Aimee is showing some belly too

[17:55:55] & h4/rizon have you consumed the content MAGIC?

[17:55:57] & h4/rizon HAVE YOU?

[17:56:10] & h4/rizon foxy: no she is enjoying Pouls cooking

[17:56:22] & h4/rizon i bet he cums into the finished product too

[17:56:55] & h4/rizon oh god

[17:56:59] & h4/rizon the plantain

[17:57:09] & h4/rizon "Aimee how hard is this?" - "It's REALLY really hard"

[17:57:17] & h4/rizon yes

[17:57:18] & h4/rizon two

[17:57:22] & h4/rizon they visit him

[17:57:24] & h4/rizon from time to time :D

[17:57:36] & h4/rizon they also had to eat one of his earlier pizzas

[17:57:45] & h4/rizon before he decided to buy the dough

[17:57:50] & h4/rizon when he was producing bricks

[17:57:59] & h4/rizon haha

[17:58:00] & h4/rizon Aimee lol

[17:58:09] & h4/rizon "I want breakfast today, do you?" - "YEEEES"

[17:58:27] & h4/rizon so Poul is still around here, right?

[17:58:55] & h4/rizon [19:58:49] [PRIVMSG >>> Poul]: just wanted to say Pouls Kitchen is awesome! That Plantain one? Smack that ass!!

[17:59:05] & h4/rizon let's see

[17:59:30] & h4/rizon well if he is cheating

[17:59:32] & h4/rizon throw his cheating ass out

[17:59:37] & h4/rizon or have DickHunt ignore him

[17:59:48] & h4/rizon well if he is cheating

[17:59:49] & h4/rizon throw his cheating ass out

[17:59:51] & h4/rizon or have DickHunt ignore him

[18:00:08] & h4/rizon everybody has been on your mom ComputerTech

[18:00:16] & h4/rizon the only mom you are cheating on is your own

[18:00:28] & h4/rizon whoa whoa

[18:00:31] & h4/rizon that is his daughter??

[18:00:35] & h4/rizon she is the crackwhore in the video!?

[18:00:37] & h4/rizon poor thing :(

[18:01:44] & h4/rizon so ComputerTech how have you been?

[18:01:51] & h4/rizon how's the hammering gonig?

[18:01:53] & h4/rizon *going

[18:02:29] & h4/rizon oh my god foxy

[18:02:34] & h4/rizon the daughter sounds just as stupid

[18:02:44] & h4/rizon it's like a younger aimee

[18:03:01] & h4/rizon imagine a room where Poul is the smartest

[18:03:29] & h4/rizon lol

[18:03:40] & h4/rizon that voice seems familiar

[18:03:56] & h4/rizon also i imagined a more masculine voice

[18:04:16] & h4/rizon not your fault buddy

[18:04:42] & h4/rizon it still sounds better than hearing myself in videos

[18:05:17] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: please stop wasting time and make me a tea

[18:05:44] & h4/rizon ComputerTech is this channels hero

[18:05:52] & h4/rizon few people plan to name their kids after him

[18:06:11] & h4/rizon from hero to zero

[18:06:12] & h4/rizon or something

[18:06:20] & h4/rizon he starts drooling

[18:06:22] & h4/rizon great Zack

[18:07:05] & h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[18:07:08] & h4/rizon i had a tech question earlier

[18:07:13] & h4/rizon and MAGIC rudely threw me out

[18:07:18] & h4/rizon i never got an answer

[18:07:29] & h4/rizon can you answer it for me por favor?

[18:07:56] & h4/rizon let him scroll up please

[18:08:03] & h4/rizon i really can't be bothered to :D

[18:08:33] & h4/rizon Poul has not answered me yet

[18:08:38] & h4/rizon i was gonna ask for an autograph

[18:08:49] & h4/rizon ComputerTech will

[18:08:51] & h4/rizon he is my hero after all

[18:09:18] & h4/rizon not sure

[18:09:20] & h4/rizon we'll see

[18:09:53] & h4/rizon that would definetely improve my cooking skills

[18:09:59] & h4/rizon all the shit i will just fry from that point onwards

[18:10:06] & h4/rizon apples? Fry em!

[18:10:16] & h4/rizon well there was no video where he cooked them

[18:10:20] & h4/rizon i assume they are around

[18:12:33] & h4/rizon i remember a video where he left the room to do so

[18:12:36] & h4/rizon might have been fake

[18:12:43] & h4/rizon lol

[18:12:54] & h4/rizon that "personal homemade pizza" video?

[18:13:03] & h4/rizon or the latest homemade pizza?

[18:13:11] & h4/rizon i made pizza earlier and my dough was really fluffy

[18:13:45] & h4/rizon i only do that when i have to make more than one pizza out of the dough

[18:13:51] & h4/rizon but my table is significantly cleaner

[18:14:16] & h4/rizon just wanted to write the same lol

[18:14:24] & h4/rizon probably some plantain still on it

[18:14:33] & h4/rizon the marvel pyjama?

[18:14:43] & h4/rizon that is his cooking attire

[18:14:53] & h4/rizon you don't need to change pyamas

[18:14:54] & h4/rizon right?

[18:18:23] & h4/rizon yeah

[18:18:45] & h4/rizon not the first time either. His previous pizza had ketchup as well

[18:18:56] & h4/rizon you can't comprehend his genius is all

[18:20:51] & h4/rizon so ComputerTech left without the obligatory brb

[18:21:00] & h4/rizon is he allowed to do that?

[18:26:42] & h4/rizon foxy: now the cat is dirty as well

[18:26:51] & h4/rizon phonekait: no, ComputerTech just left again

[18:32:26] & h4/rizon indeed

[18:32:36] & h4/rizon so ct

[18:32:39] & h4/rizon sushi has been here the other day

[18:32:43] & h4/rizon said she doesn't like you anymore

[18:32:49] & h4/rizon something about you being a bitch or whatever

[18:32:58] & h4/rizon never being around either

[18:33:01] & h4/rizon i tried to calm her down

[18:33:05] & h4/rizon but she was really pissed

[18:33:24] & h4/rizon if something happens to your plane on your way home

[18:33:28] & h4/rizon search for clues in france

[18:33:49] & h4/rizon huh

[18:34:06] & h4/rizon thought you were in Po Land

[18:34:17] & h4/rizon why care about Dungtown?

[18:35:02] & h4/rizon .w hamburg

[18:35:48] & h4/rizon .yt rotfront sober

[18:35:53] & h4/rizon maybe a song for you ComputerTech

[18:36:21] & h4/rizon he sings about staying sober

[18:36:24] & h4/rizon you should try that

[18:36:54] & h4/rizon also a chance for you to learn german

[18:37:00] & h4/rizon and ... russian, ukrainian, hungarian

[18:37:02] & h4/rizon no clue what that is

[18:37:18] & h4/rizon then listen to the song

[18:37:24] & h4/rizon and tell me what language the second part is

[18:37:53] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/ready/ready to get drunk/

[18:45:52] & h4/rizon see you in a week o/

[18:46:09] & h4/rizon $in 7 days welcome back ComputerTech!

[18:52:09] & h4/rizon wie die Zeit doch fliegt

[18:54:53] & h4/rizon oh shit

[18:55:10] & h4/rizon should

[18:55:14] & h4/rizon should i rub on someone now?

[18:55:29] & h4/rizon i just did 50 pushups and it was horrible

[18:55:35] & h4/rizon i'm not doing any more today

[18:55:46] & h4/rizon indeed

[18:55:58] & h4/rizon but i just put on great workout music

[18:56:03] & h4/rizon the tetris theme song

[18:56:05] & h4/rizon for 10 hours!!

[18:56:59] & h4/rizon Frogorg: do you guys have Paulaner Spezi in poland?

[18:58:52] & h4/rizon you ever had any?

[18:59:05] & h4/rizon should you ever come to germany

[18:59:06] & h4/rizon try some

[18:59:12] & h4/rizon it is great

[19:22:04] & h4/rizon huh

[19:22:56] & h4/rizon parrots are great

[19:57:47] & h4/rizon n0s3y|afk: aber besser als die KAcklappen, die einem am Rücken kleben

[19:57:56] & h4/rizon weil es ihnen einfach nicht schnell genug gehen kann

[19:58:06] & h4/rizon KOMM OMA, KLEB MIR AM ARSCH, DANN GEHT DAS VORNE SICHER SCHNELLER!

[19:58:25] & h4/rizon WILLST NOCH BISSCHEN KÖRPERKONTAKT DU ALTE LEDERHAUT!?

[20:02:55] & h4/rizon Ruhe, Ahsoka

[20:02:57] & h4/rizon lern Deutsch

[20:03:37] & h4/rizon you will love it Ahsoka

[20:03:42] & h4/rizon best language wo gibt

[20:04:09] & h4/rizon klar, Chef!

[20:04:29] & h4/rizon jetzt noch erregt?

[20:04:38] & h4/rizon nice

[20:04:52] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: understanding the glorious german people is all the motivation you need

[20:05:14] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: soon we can all joke about the muricans and canadians

[20:05:22] & h4/rizon and those rotten teeth people

[20:06:37] & h4/rizon foxy: Poul?

[20:06:40] & h4/rizon he never answered me

[20:06:43] & h4/rizon i wanted to become his #1 fan

[20:07:07] & h4/rizon thought it was invite only

[20:07:15] & h4/rizon to keep the groupies out

[20:07:25] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: you already speak their language

[20:07:28] & h4/rizon but now it's time to learn german

[20:07:37] & h4/rizon CrystalCunt?

[20:07:43] & h4/rizon Huso-Chan?

[20:07:44] & h4/rizon oh

[20:07:45] & h4/rizon that one

[20:09:07] & h4/rizon i get the feeling that i'm great at making friends

[20:09:44] & h4/rizon that must be it

[20:13:15] & h4/rizon indeed

[20:13:33] & h4/rizon if Ahsoka starts speaking foreign languages

[20:13:37] & h4/rizon i have to put her on ignore

[20:15:25] & h4/rizon manchmal fühle ich mich missverstanden

[20:15:31] & h4/rizon als verstünden Menschen meinen Humor nicht

[20:17:44] & h4/rizon tja

[21:16:38] & h4/rizon oh dear

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