IRC Driven

[17:34:39] & h4/rizon imagine two grown ass men

[17:34:42] & h4/rizon cheering on a script

[17:34:52] & h4/rizon online

[17:38:35] & h4/rizon imagine ending up in a relationship with her MAGIC

[17:38:41] & h4/rizon and every mothers day her weird son takes her to a hotel

[17:38:47] & h4/rizon demanding to get hammered

[17:39:07] & h4/rizon sure but

[17:39:10] & h4/rizon he is taking out your girl dude

[17:39:28] & h4/rizon he only has that one mother

[17:39:52] & h4/rizon you can however participate in the family hammering vacation in poland

[17:40:15] & h4/rizon rigt?

[17:40:17] & h4/rizon *right

[17:40:21] & h4/rizon oha n0s3y|afk

[17:40:36] & h4/rizon thought a lot went by bicycl

[17:40:36] & h4/rizon e

[17:41:00] & h4/rizon imagine wanting login to take part in a conversation

[17:41:15] & h4/rizon not if you murder their population and have their cities bombed before you arrive

[17:42:35] & h4/rizon and then there's this guy

[17:43:29] & h4/rizon no it means you're weak

[17:43:39] & h4/rizon you should not care about my opinion

[17:44:00] & h4/rizon n0s3y|afk: h4 does every body

[17:44:12] & h4/rizon the whitespace was intended

[17:44:31] & h4/rizon his life went out

[17:45:18] & h4/rizon middle-aged

[17:45:26] & h4/rizon could have easily reached 160 if you ask me

[17:45:52] & h4/rizon lol

[17:45:54] & h4/rizon Adolf approves

[17:46:14] & h4/rizon always wondered if tupac ever met adolf

[17:47:00] & h4/rizon working at a Volkswagen plant in argentina?

[17:47:16] & h4/rizon lol

[17:47:29] & h4/rizon really sounds like a great community the germans got down there

[17:47:51] & h4/rizon another weird video

[17:50:07] & h4/rizon just pay up

[17:50:09] & h4/rizon geiziger Aleman

[17:50:56] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: wasn't the original Lords of the Fallen one of the first games with denuvo?

[17:51:12] & h4/rizon who knows, maybe CPY returns to crack that one too

[17:52:52] & h4/rizon yup

[17:52:55] & h4/rizon told you

[17:53:00] & h4/rizon that guy is sus

[17:53:17] & h4/rizon no

[18:03:15] & h4/rizon are you talking out of your ass again?

[18:32:29] & h4/rizon wait a minute foxy

[18:32:34] & h4/rizon "headless vampire skeletons"

[18:32:49] & h4/rizon how could they tell?

[18:33:09] & h4/rizon don't just !bang

[18:33:18] & h4/rizon huh

[18:34:13] & h4/rizon couple days back there were some posts on reddit on the frontpage about some UFO garbage

[18:34:23] & h4/rizon didn't bother to click on it and now you can't see any traces of it

[18:34:26] & h4/rizon that was garbage too, right?

[18:40:29] & h4/rizon so the usual

[18:40:38] & h4/rizon foxy: jesus is special though

[18:40:43] & h4/rizon the book also speaks about a jesus

[18:40:53] & h4/rizon but not about 450 jesus' with vampire attributes

[18:41:01] & h4/rizon oh wait, those never came back

[18:41:17] & h4/rizon yeah

[18:41:24] & h4/rizon but Henry Kissinger that son of a bitch is still alive and kicking

[18:41:44] & h4/rizon just don't let Sir David Attenborough die

[19:19:09] & h4/rizon oh god

[19:19:11] & h4/rizon it's sushi

[19:19:22] & h4/rizon grüß dich sushi-chan!

[19:19:51] & h4/rizon why have you come?

[19:19:53] & h4/rizon did you miss me?

[19:20:07] & h4/rizon i feel that

[19:20:36] & h4/rizon i don't know

[19:20:39] & h4/rizon rizon as a night sky

[19:20:43] & h4/rizon more like a dumpster without the fire

[19:21:17] & h4/rizon like ComputerTech without alcohol

[19:21:32] & h4/rizon like #computertech without the germans

[19:22:05] & h4/rizon hardcore

[19:22:10] & h4/rizon crunchy

[19:22:19] & h4/rizon it is really hard to like you login

[19:22:28] & h4/rizon ComputerTech is barely around anyways

[19:22:42] & h4/rizon isn't he always

[19:22:49] & h4/rizon thought he was still getting hammered in poland

[19:22:57] & h4/rizon i need to do some hula hoop

[19:23:06] & h4/rizon already did several exercises to work on my abs

[19:23:23] & h4/rizon so someone who speaks proper english

[19:23:37] & h4/rizon "i have already done" or "i already did"?

[19:23:39] & h4/rizon in that context

[19:23:56] & h4/rizon i mean i am done with those so it should be simple past

[19:23:57] & h4/rizon right?

[19:24:06] & h4/rizon but like

[19:24:14] & h4/rizon i haven't received a blowjob in a decade

[19:24:17] & h4/rizon is past perfect

[19:24:23] & h4/rizon since it might still happen

[19:24:39] & h4/rizon i never received a blowjob is if even the chance of receiving one is none

[19:24:49] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: red obviously

[19:25:34] & h4/rizon but that would be "i have never received a blowjob"

[19:25:35] & h4/rizon right?

[19:25:51] & h4/rizon and they said english was simple

[19:26:17] & h4/rizon blowjob = Blaseberuf

[19:26:44] & h4/rizon even on a molecular level?

[19:26:50] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:27:09] & h4/rizon you are shooting blanks?

[19:27:28] & h4/rizon you were hungry

[19:27:37] & h4/rizon another case closed

[19:27:47] & h4/rizon the album by jean michel jarre?

[19:27:54] & h4/rizon i would buy that

[19:28:01] & h4/rizon you have to work for it

[19:28:06] & h4/rizon it does not enter your lungs on its own

[19:28:27] & h4/rizon reflexes

[19:28:48] & h4/rizon happens to ct a lot

[19:28:50] & h4/rizon thus the brain damage

[19:29:03] & h4/rizon you should check on that investment

[19:29:06] & h4/rizon you might pay for shit all

[19:29:25] & h4/rizon if the americans (north and south) require a shit load of cattle to get fat

[19:29:33] & h4/rizon we should definetely burn the oldest and richest forests on earth

[19:29:37] & h4/rizon to have space for cattle

[19:30:02] & h4/rizon great idea: lets ignite the forests that aren't burning due to extreme weather!

[19:30:25] & h4/rizon oh don't worry, we will just plant new trees and save the world! Right?

[19:30:26] & h4/rizon right?

[19:30:35] & h4/rizon who needs old forests anyways?

[19:30:44] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: i know that one

[19:30:51] & h4/rizon the titanic and jurassic park ones

[19:30:52] & h4/rizon awesome

[19:31:38] & h4/rizon the bad one from couple years back?

[19:32:21] & h4/rizon never saw it

[19:32:32] & h4/rizon i watched the playmobil movie yesterday

[19:32:34] & h4/rizon with my niece

[19:32:41] & h4/rizon and i giggled a lot more than she did

[19:33:05] & h4/rizon what?

[19:33:12] & h4/rizon like i told a story from the 1800s :D

[19:33:16] & h4/rizon it happened yesterday

[19:33:19] & h4/rizon i was then and am now

[19:33:22] & h4/rizon 30+

[19:35:03] & h4/rizon it's 29 years actually older

[19:35:04] & h4/rizon but yeah

[19:35:19] & h4/rizon nah dude

[19:35:22] & h4/rizon i turn 34 this year

[19:35:47] & h4/rizon you can't judge me by my dick pics

[19:35:51] & h4/rizon it may look small

[19:35:54] & h4/rizon but i am still an adult

[19:36:28] & h4/rizon lol

[19:36:38] & h4/rizon don't worry Ahsoka

[19:36:40] & h4/rizon I WILL SAVE YOU

[19:36:45] & h4/rizon phew

[19:36:49] & h4/rizon she was close to catching old

[19:36:51] & h4/rizon OH NO

[19:36:54] & h4/rizon WHY'D YOU RETURN!?

[19:37:05] & h4/rizon feel that 30+

[19:37:24] & h4/rizon and for my next trick

[19:37:36] & h4/rizon enjoy that 60+!!

[19:38:00] & h4/rizon phonekait: oh please. ZestY may be bitchy but is still ten times the man ComputerTech will ever be

[19:38:23] & h4/rizon haha

[19:38:30] & h4/rizon burn

[19:39:02] & h4/rizon so sushi

[19:39:06] & h4/rizon long time no spider talk

[19:39:09] & h4/rizon what happened to you?

[19:39:15] & h4/rizon spotted a big one couple days back

[19:39:25] & h4/rizon tried to sneak past me

[19:39:29] & h4/rizon but it was too fat

[19:39:37] & h4/rizon when i looked at it it froze in place

[19:39:41] & h4/rizon acted like it wasn't there

[19:40:00] & h4/rizon i have lost track of it though

[19:40:05] & h4/rizon but speaking of dangerous animals

[19:40:09] & h4/rizon i got attacked by my moms cat today

[19:40:19] & h4/rizon she tried to jump on a chair i was sitting on

[19:40:25] & h4/rizon while she was jumping i moved the chair

[19:40:31] & h4/rizon and she basically jumped into my neck

[19:40:41] & h4/rizon i figured it was an act of war

[19:40:44] & h4/rizon so i declared war on all cats

[19:41:51] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: you know you will still go bad

[19:41:53] & h4/rizon only slower

[19:42:20] & h4/rizon moldy

[19:42:21] & h4/rizon i guess

[19:48:51] & h4/rizon what god?

[19:48:56] & h4/rizon you filthy atheist

[19:49:05] & h4/rizon my god will judge your ass when the time comes

[19:49:17] & h4/rizon all hail the flying spaghettimonster

[19:49:35] & h4/rizon oh please

[19:49:39] & h4/rizon you haven't seen dark humour

[19:52:07] & h4/rizon Frogorg: you gon be sexy?

[19:54:52] & h4/rizon Frogorg: nice!

[19:54:54] & h4/rizon good job

[19:55:26] & h4/rizon don't sell yourself short

[19:55:46] & h4/rizon relajate sushi-chan

[19:55:52] & h4/rizon i can't read all that up

[19:55:59] & h4/rizon can'T even hula hoop for ten minutes

[19:56:57] & h4/rizon login: it's hard the first couple times

[19:57:02] & h4/rizon gn8 sushi-chan o/

[19:57:05] & h4/rizon dream about me

[19:57:34] & h4/rizon login: hurts like hell the first couple of times

[19:57:44] & h4/rizon if you use those heavy hula hoops which are way easier to control

[19:57:49] & h4/rizon waist

[19:58:04] & h4/rizon badum tss :D

[19:59:12] & h4/rizon it is

[19:59:12] & h4/rizon ?

[20:00:56] & h4/rizon oh nein

[20:01:00] & h4/rizon it's sekunde2050

[20:01:05] & h4/rizon zweite2050 :O

[20:01:43] & h4/rizon and what's the 2050 for?

[20:01:53] & h4/rizon if you don't mind me asking

[20:02:27] & h4/rizon MAGIC: da war doch mal so ein Boxer

[20:02:33] & h4/rizon der hatte ein zugeklopptes Age

[20:02:35] & h4/rizon *Auge

[20:02:43] & h4/rizon und sagte in die Kamera "Das mach ich alles für ZDF, mit dem Zweiten sieht man besser"

[20:02:56] & h4/rizon ne

[20:02:58] & h4/rizon war er das?

[20:03:08] & h4/rizon second2050: we pay good money for it

[20:03:25] & h4/rizon the only channel i really don't mind getting my money

[20:03:26] & h4/rizon is arte

[20:03:30] & h4/rizon hell even the french version

[20:03:36] & h4/rizon but all that other crap

[20:03:42] & h4/rizon can fuck right off

[20:03:51] & h4/rizon second2050: something you dislike about Krimis and Quizshows?

[20:04:05] & h4/rizon or music for people that won't see 2040

[20:04:17] & h4/rizon ne

[20:04:21] & h4/rizon Ein Fall für Zwei

[20:04:21] & h4/rizon D

[20:04:22] & h4/rizon :D

[20:04:32] & h4/rizon Kommissar Rex war ja immer privat

[20:04:35] & h4/rizon bei Sat1

[20:05:05] & h4/rizon oh god no

[20:05:19] & h4/rizon you keep making enemies login

[20:05:41] & h4/rizon login: you just claimed a spot on second2050's and Frogorg's shitlist

[20:05:47] & h4/rizon with one really shitty idea :D

[20:06:07] & h4/rizon very forgiving of you Frogorg

[20:06:11] & h4/rizon takes a great man

[20:06:32] & h4/rizon how did he land on it the first time? :D

[20:06:52] & h4/rizon MAGIC: oh dude

[20:06:57] & h4/rizon stop flashing your youtube premium

[20:07:00] & h4/rizon it does not make you cool

[20:07:05] & h4/rizon people look down on you for it

[20:07:10] & h4/rizon second2050: nice

[20:07:21] & h4/rizon no

[20:07:23] & h4/rizon they don't

[20:07:37] & h4/rizon can you guys just switch to trashnet?

[20:07:51] & h4/rizon who needs MAGIC anyways?

[20:07:56] & h4/rizon we got science

[20:08:12] & h4/rizon the what now?

[20:08:23] & h4/rizon second2050: s/FUCK/MIST/

[20:08:26] & h4/rizon Wortwahl!

[20:08:55] & h4/rizon i heard login say

[20:09:00] & h4/rizon all users on rizons are Hurensöhne

[20:09:05] & h4/rizon *Rizon

[20:09:06] & h4/rizon yeah

[20:09:14] & h4/rizon he said trashnet is best net

[20:09:27] & h4/rizon ver ylame

[20:11:25] & h4/rizon second2050: but where are all the commercial goodies from the internet then?

[20:11:39] & h4/rizon i want the ads, the dancing half-naked females on my taskbar

[20:11:53] & h4/rizon also how will i know that milfs in my area want my sperm

[20:11:54] & h4/rizon ?

[20:12:02] & h4/rizon :o

[20:12:11] & h4/rizon can someone just remove MAGIC finally?

[20:12:20] & h4/rizon i like the guy

[20:12:22] & h4/rizon but fucking hell

[20:12:27] & h4/rizon stop promoting yt premium

[20:12:30] & h4/rizon nice

[20:12:37] & h4/rizon you see yt ads?

[20:12:52] & h4/rizon spammer

[20:12:55] & h4/rizon don't remove

[20:12:56] & h4/rizon :D

[20:13:05] & h4/rizon wow

[20:13:06] & h4/rizon why not?

[20:13:09] & h4/rizon hahahahahaa

[20:13:11] & h4/rizon hahahahahaha

[20:13:12] & h4/rizon yt fre :D

[20:13:14] & h4/rizon *free

[20:13:52] & h4/rizon Stallman gets angry

[20:13:59] & h4/rizon expect the bearded weird guy to approach you tonight login

[20:14:11] & h4/rizon whoa whoa whoa

[20:14:21] & h4/rizon what you are referring to as Linux

[20:14:27] & h4/rizon is actually called GNU/Linux

[20:14:39] & h4/rizon :D

[20:14:53] & h4/rizon .yt saint ignutius

[20:14:59] & h4/rizon wait

[20:15:02] & h4/rizon is that the proper vid?

[20:15:10] & h4/rizon second2050: you run arch btw?

[20:15:37] & h4/rizon Frogorg: you should be. It was really bad humour :D

[20:15:45] & h4/rizon what?

[20:15:47] & h4/rizon pentium 4?

[20:15:50] & h4/rizon wow

[20:16:06] & h4/rizon lol

[20:16:13] & h4/rizon go live on your linux desktop

[20:16:15] & h4/rizon fucking casual

[20:16:17] & h4/rizon tty all the way

[20:16:30] & h4/rizon oh god

[20:16:34] & h4/rizon someone please remove that

[20:16:54] & h4/rizon the cat poisoner

[20:17:02] & h4/rizon F-oxy

[20:17:14] & h4/rizon because it'S trashnet

[20:17:20] & h4/rizon everything is meh over there

[20:17:56] & h4/rizon don't ask me

[20:17:59] & h4/rizon ask that german dude

[20:18:02] & h4/rizon nasig

[20:18:04] & h4/rizon or someting

[20:18:22] & h4/rizon someone take his voice over there please

[20:18:29] & h4/rizon aber das war doch n0s3y|afk :O

[20:18:40] & h4/rizon k

[20:18:40] & h4/rizon :D

[20:18:43] & h4/rizon i take that credit

[20:18:48] & h4/rizon whoa

[20:18:52] & h4/rizon huuuuuuuuuuuän

[20:19:02] & h4/rizon whoa

[20:19:06] & h4/rizon meeeegaaaahuuuuuään

[20:19:11] & h4/rizon <3

[20:19:16] & h4/rizon gay

[20:19:29] & h4/rizon but you just assumed it was me?

[20:19:30] & h4/rizon :'(

[20:19:38] & h4/rizon login: stop kissing his ass

[20:19:41] & h4/rizon that is my bff

[20:19:59] & h4/rizon senf

[20:20:15] & h4/rizon pff

[20:20:17] & h4/rizon freezing much?

[20:20:19] & h4/rizon .w hamburg

[20:20:22] & h4/rizon oh

[20:20:24] & h4/rizon nvm

[20:20:31] & h4/rizon feels hotter

[20:21:08] & h4/rizon that is like really like a lot

[20:21:10] & h4/rizon like ouch

[20:21:21] & h4/rizon a bit like oof

[20:21:35] & h4/rizon mega!

[20:21:46] & h4/rizon Mb!

[20:22:09] & h4/rizon how many pascal is that?

[20:22:18] & h4/rizon roundabout

[20:22:25] & h4/rizon cool ones?

[20:22:32] & h4/rizon ppffff

[20:22:36] & h4/rizon .cc 1019mb to pascal

[20:22:45] & h4/rizon .cc 1019mb to hektopascal

[20:22:50] & h4/rizon there we go

[20:23:00] & h4/rizon login: i studied your mom

[20:23:08] & h4/rizon bad Internets!

[20:23:15] & h4/rizon :D

[20:23:23] & h4/rizon did you just call his mom a bitch n0s3y|afk?

[20:23:36] & h4/rizon he did

[20:23:44] & h4/rizon MAGIC: s/ducks/dicks

[20:24:00] & h4/rizon Frogorg: that's just german studying

[20:24:23] & h4/rizon dicks?

[20:24:28] & h4/rizon oh

[20:24:31] & h4/rizon tors?

[20:24:43] & h4/rizon lol

[20:24:46] & h4/rizon i try to ignore it

[20:24:49] & h4/rizon for days now

[20:24:59] & h4/rizon he does

[20:25:18] & h4/rizon login: you may have disagreeable ideas

[20:25:24] & h4/rizon but i don't dislike you that way

[20:25:50] & h4/rizon ha

[20:26:06] & h4/rizon yeah it's easy to get on my shitlist

[20:27:00] & h4/rizon er nervt schon mächtig

[20:27:09] & h4/rizon wie ein schlecht geschriebener Bot

[20:27:19] & h4/rizon kommt immer die selbe Grütze raus

[20:27:42] & h4/rizon kann ich mich intellektuell beleidigt von ihm fühlen?

[20:29:05] & h4/rizon Frogorg: i like it but that was too loud

[20:29:38] & h4/rizon n0s3y|afk: s/schwul/romantisch

[20:29:52] & h4/rizon klingt ja erstmal nett

[20:30:05] & h4/rizon klingt nach mehr Fleisch

[20:30:11] & h4/rizon Mikoolo macht sich beliebt mit sowas

[20:30:17] & h4/rizon das kann er auch gut :D

[20:30:32] & h4/rizon i know toni

[20:30:37] & h4/rizon i will give tors a bit of attention

[20:31:07] & h4/rizon that should suffice for this week

[20:33:07] & h4/rizon MAGIC: https://i.redd.it/uaqsmtos0vb61.jpg

[20:37:42] & h4/rizon huh

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