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[08:42:44] login !bang

[08:50:15] login jmjl: saw my messages on #bots?

[09:37:55] login morning irish666

[11:30:54] login did you hear, russia's central bank is down

[11:31:06] login because Cyber.Anarchy.Squad hacked their ISP

[11:31:48] login https://twitter.com/igorsushko/status/1667046475220795392

[11:31:57] login i wonder if russia will ask elon musk for starlink now :P

[11:32:14] login other central banks will start using multiple isps, multiple links etc. now... lol

[11:32:53] login given russia's internet hackers, i'd say this is fair game

[11:34:27] login the ISP was concentrated in banks, credit institutions, car dealers (cars are a form of inflation hedge in Russia, Pakistan etc.), and the central bank

[11:35:17] login they're saying network equipment was damaged (btw, huawei could do a similar thing via a firmware update where it's used for internet infrastructure)

[11:35:28] login another usecase where 'bitcoin' wins

[11:36:24] login Interbank transactions are now done manually, i.e., signed files being transported by personnel from one bank to another??

[11:43:00] login they started fixing it i think

[11:43:23] login but stark reminder, the ISPs need more cybersecurity protection

[12:12:15] login Gentoo: lol yeah

[12:12:53] login but high performance ones don't run free software

[12:20:57] login blitzed: they dont do 'trade in'?

[12:21:00] login !bang

[12:21:23] login !bang

[12:21:26] login !reload

[12:21:28] login !bang

[13:07:59] login instead of saving gov money overall, it went up - even precovid

[13:31:45] login i won't be getting kudos then

[13:32:28] login https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Östen_Mäkitalo should be possible

[13:56:17] login how do you find these videos, Mikoolo?

[14:07:03] login I mean, what's your search strategy? Do you keep bookmarked videos as you come across them on YouTube, or are you using Reddit to find these, or just random search terms on Google?

[14:07:14] login or is there a 4chan board you're browsing...

[14:07:21] login 4/8chan

[14:08:01] login A non-answer worthy of a raise and promotion to manager

[14:08:17] login manager of internet

[14:19:23] login battery problem or blown cap?

[14:19:40] login if it's samsung, it's unsalvageable

[14:20:04] login oh poo

[14:20:12] login oh yeah, 5g will make it hot

[14:20:42] login i'm surprised it doesn't throttle down

[14:21:00] login thermodynamics would agree

[14:21:10] login >100 deg C and the phone still hasn't throttled?

[14:21:21] login now that's poor design

[14:21:59] login there's no fan, it will just have to cool down

[14:22:15] login so it will turn off rather than throttle when the rate of temperature increase is too high?

[14:22:49] login that's so poor, i can understand if it's at a temperature that it can't operate at

[14:22:58] login flash memory or flash camera?

[14:23:14] login perhaps flash light torch is too hot on the phone

[14:23:41] login would you buy a phone cover with a fan on it?

[14:24:13] login what's that?

[14:24:37] login like, a safari edition of iPhone?

[14:25:04] login there's no cover like that for iPhone

[14:25:11] login nor can there be one

[14:25:38] login what about a box with a fan in it to cool things inside it without humidifying?

[14:25:52] login you can take that with you on the safari and put your phone in it when not in use

[14:26:19] login that's so poor, the iPhone designers all live in Cupertino near their spaceship campus

[14:27:09] login to make the computational camera better without affecting form factor, they've decided to compromise on temperature durability

[14:27:20] login Try a Huawei phone next time

[14:28:09] login i didn't know they brought a different version out during covid

[14:28:13] login oh yeah, product red

[14:28:18] login isn't it still the AIDS version?

[14:28:29] login they got that going because of the AIDS epidemic in Africa

[14:29:01] login Don't tell anybody, but I think it's a coded way of letting others know you're gay

[14:29:18] login never confirmed, because nobody says anything, but

[14:29:56] login have you ever gotten turned on by a phone case?

[14:30:13] login e.g., see-through case on a phone = the phone is wearing see-through clothes

[14:30:41] login If they brought out a pink iPhone, that would be good

[14:31:11] login would it become a feminine product then though?

[14:31:22] login thus affecting the sales of the other colours

[14:31:54] login many who choose yellow, purple or blue may decide to choose pink

[14:32:34] login you're outside the norm, although i agree with you

[14:32:56] login pink is the colour that isn't a pure tone, right? not from the rainbow

[14:33:21] login i always thought pink was just red + white

[14:33:37] login Yeah, but that was hundreds of years ago

[14:33:45] login They've flipped since then

[14:34:23] login might have been 1880s

[15:06:20] login yeah

[15:07:43] login define cyclopean

[15:31:53] login How mathematicians flirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvRY3r-b0QI&list=PLfx0NKbQXfNBc5n8LOXYRTMzvTofAY8d6&index=5

[15:36:56] login !bang

[15:37:04] login ^ free bullets!!

[15:37:36] login how do you have 2 out of 1 chargers?!

[15:37:49] login that's unfair leverage

[15:52:55] login !bang

[15:53:05] login !rearm Number1Stunna

[16:14:35] login most US citizens don't do that though

[16:14:52] login and many were pacifists too - a position that only US citizens can afford to hold

[16:21:48] login and they say korea is not the future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XZRhrt1Tkg

[16:23:25] login people had time to play tetris lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLM1naCfME

[16:30:03] login looking forward to Oppenheimer

[16:30:30] login supernice video, superkuh

[16:30:50] login america is in decline since the 2000s

[16:31:13] login other than holding the ability to direct new capital and take risks

[16:36:11] login Another example of Korean dominance over the UK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahl1lexWxbM&lc=UgzXsTb-A5bJPHfCjnx4AaABAg

[16:36:19] login (the link is to a comment)

[16:42:48] login Another example comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahl1lexWxbM&lc=UgzB8hkbmc59wbcQMfR4AaABAg

[16:55:15] login > You'll also see that's why Korean has the largest national % of YouTubers with over 1 mil subs

[16:55:18] login !bang

[16:55:42] login > many are realizing that the only way to break out of this system is to earn internationally and work for themselves using opportunities like YouTube where they can see that enough hard work pays off.

[17:15:39] login where are those made?

[17:16:35] login calling me ESL is equivalent to calling me semi-literate

[17:16:43] login because English is supposed to be my best language

[17:17:10] login and I don't have the body to be the most efficient at physical work either - thanks to my parents

[17:17:26] login thus, i am not suited to the world economy? either in knowledge nor physical work?

[17:17:33] login s/either/neither

[17:18:18] login TIL about the maris piper variety of potatoes

[17:19:44] login they don't identify the variety

[17:31:44] login that's a good deal

[17:39:51] login imagine people crying at animated movies

[17:40:44] login unfortunately, they will have to find some other nice polish boy

[17:41:09] login alright, i will bow out, h4

[17:41:58] login if you take enough bikes into poland, they will stop getting stolen

[17:43:11] login i don't know why i feel hurt by h4's words... does that mean i care more about him than he does me?

[17:43:37] login I do wish ComputerTech's mum showed up on this channel with an alt and found out the kind of company CT keeps

[17:43:50] login but you're a human being, h4

[17:44:06] login than h4 cares about me

[17:44:23] login oh shit ^

[17:44:27] login how did he die?

[17:44:36] login but he was only middle-aged

[17:44:44] login and prison is supposed to be safe

[17:50:59] login oh, he was 81

[17:52:25] login archive.is is not a honeypot

[17:52:52] login yet also ESL

[17:53:14] login not chinese?

[17:53:54] login is archive.org also a honeypot?

[17:59:01] login they're underfunded tbh

[17:59:08] login and sounds like bad management too

[18:13:20] login superkuh literally said they are hostile to suggestions for improvement

[18:13:26] login calling that bad management is talking out of one's ass?

[18:13:46] login better go prove 1+1=2 with 80 pages before believing it

[18:16:12] login and regarding their being underfunded, maybe make-a-wish foundation and videolan should receive more money than web archive

[18:18:55] login >headless

[18:21:12] login > skulls between their legs

[18:25:52] login so the coin is also between their legs

[18:26:08] login the skull being their own skull

[18:26:28] login Do vampires get drunk from alcoholic blood?

[19:15:33] login cats do everything everywhere

[19:16:17] login avocado oil might be expensive

[19:22:10] login like #computertech without computertech

[19:22:33] login h4: i suffer in real life because of it too

[19:23:05] login he loves having it; he should get into making some too

[19:23:54] login have already done

[19:24:02] login no

[19:24:11] login it's recent past

[19:25:14] login you would never say 'i never received a blowjob' unless you're expecting the listener to give you one in the next minute

[19:25:48] login it's for engagement

[19:25:53] login they can use those to get brand deals

[19:26:04] login it's a crude captcha

[19:26:32] login real colour of h2o, answer: colourless

[19:26:58] login sperm are also invisible

[19:27:13] login only when you put many of them close to each other do they look white

[19:27:59] login it isn't free

[19:28:01] login we do pay for it

[19:28:11] login even outside of that

[19:28:31] login maintaining the air's oxygen levels requires a certain number of trees

[19:28:51] login and we do pay rent to not cut down the amazon jungle etc.

[19:28:55] login to brazil, right?

[19:30:05] login there are satellites that do accounting on how much oxygen what forest cover is responsible for

[19:30:16] login turns out the amazon is responsible for, from memory, 20%?

[19:30:24] login 20% of oxygen recovery

[19:31:07] login but cats don't have opposable thumbs

[19:31:26] login if they did, that would be CATS the movie

[19:31:41] login yes

[19:31:45] login i never saw it

[19:32:24] login me neither

[19:32:28] login what's it about?

[19:32:56] login how much older than your niece were you, rounded to lower 5

[19:33:17] login oh yeah, now i know which movie you're referring to, sushi-chan

[19:33:20] login it's horror, so i didn't see it

[19:33:39] login but couched as horror

[19:33:50] login smile is also a comedy, it's in the name!

[19:34:36] login you're 30 years older than your niece, h4? i thought you were 25 years old

[19:34:46] login not 30 years old*er*?!

[19:35:35] login well, you might look 25 then

[19:36:05] login some might find it cute... some

[19:36:20] login small in length, not girth

[19:37:03] login catching an old at 1 second per second

[19:38:03] login a ghost

[19:38:06] login that can use the toilet

[19:38:35] login replace ghost with future humans, and that's longtermism

[19:39:07] login no, they won't do that

[19:39:12] login but they will be suspicious

[19:40:33] login my hypothesis is, that's what the pyramids were

[19:40:50] login failed body preservation

[19:41:38] login how do you know you won't lose your conscious memories and be replaced by another different copy of you when you wake up from your sleep tonight?

[19:42:16] login and even if someone manages to duplicate your brain digitally, the person waking up won't be you

[19:42:19] login you'll rot

[19:42:24] login not in hell, just on earth

[19:43:13] login is the volcano more girth than length or more length than girth?

[19:43:47] login ;)

[19:43:50] login and if it's sunny?

[19:44:04] login god is dead

[19:44:33] login that could be a good joke routine

[19:44:49] login it's like saying democracy never existed because people don't rule

[19:45:02] login it's just a software for the brain

[19:45:23] login the irrational faith in a deity/god to force humans to behave differently

[19:45:42] login conceptually, the gifts do appear

[19:46:00] login but it's the parents buying the gifts after being possessed by corporate's santa fever

[19:46:22] login another brain program, santa

[19:46:42] login that is why we should replace 'santa claus' with 'the gift of giving'

[19:46:55] login then children cab believe in giving instead of a fat man with a beard

[19:51:58] login what's dark is bin laden was from a saudi aristocratic family

[19:52:06] login he is just the muslim unabomber

[19:53:34] login ^ false

[19:54:02] login imagine a chess board where the chess pieces are made of cake

[19:54:04] login i'd love it

[19:54:25] login when you capture a piece, you have to eat it

[19:54:47] login yeah, chess figures with cake would be just solid frozen icing

[19:54:52] login which is not cake

[19:55:13] login buy another set

[19:55:25] login why?

[19:55:27] login it's food

[19:55:54] login in the past, food was had by first hunting animals

[19:56:00] login chess is just an intellectual hunt for food

[19:56:44] login it's hard to hula hoop for 10 mins

[19:57:09] login yeah, have to get into it

[19:57:46] login in the waist or all over?

[19:58:07] login might be true

[19:58:12] login in the grand scheme of things

[19:58:23] login but making it a lifestyle seems alright

[19:58:35] login it's just a more holistic kind of jerking off

[19:58:50] login with no ejaculation or refractory period, so like a female orgasm in that sense

[19:59:31] login it's just a different kind of nervous system that is being used

[19:59:36] login to exercise a different kind of muscle

[20:00:22] login exercise releases endorphins, so a different hormone too

[20:04:58] login they should replace the TV licence with the internet licence

[20:05:13] login you really think it won't happen

[20:05:20] login i'm just the messenger warning y'all

[20:05:58] login it will happen in the future, i guarantee it

[20:06:01] login just prepare for it

[20:06:28] login takes a great man to heed a warning delivered with good intention

[20:07:10] login they can just tax the ISPs based on number of customers

[20:07:57] login Frogorg: yes, but an additional tax on ISPs could be charged if the underlying fibre optic cables get nationalised

[20:08:04] login as a kind of rent

[20:08:06] login @bang

[20:08:08] login !bang

[20:08:14] login i love this

[20:09:10] login i didn't say that

[20:09:23] login fuck yeah

[20:09:29] login i'm inside the tr_ condome

[20:09:46] login game is fair

[20:10:00] login but you agreed to the code :P

[20:10:15] login it's fair

[20:10:22] login you're free to migrate to TechNet

[20:10:33] login eQuaL oPporTuniTy

[20:10:47] login i apologise

[20:10:58] login but you said so yourself, life isn't fair

[20:11:24] login didn't you say much earlier, 'life isn't fair'?

[20:11:47] login oh, i must have been mistaken

[20:11:50] login in a different contet

[20:11:55] login x

[20:12:30] login most yt ads i've seen are elon-musk scams

[20:12:33] login or grammary lads

[20:12:36] login no l

[20:12:45] login yeah, i find them funny

[20:13:01] login i don't use ublock origin on youtube

[20:13:05] login i want yt to remain free

[20:13:33] login yeah, but if i had yt premium, that would be the best way to f google

[20:13:42] login free beer

[20:13:47] login youtube doesn't have free speech

[20:13:54] login only rumble has that

[20:14:37] login GNU+Linux

[20:14:40] login classic

[20:15:02] login How do you find Windows 11's Experience Pane?

[20:15:37] login if i had a lot of money, i would use the income generated from that endowment to fund linux desktop dev

[20:15:54] login to get free-libre versions of all the drivers for the most popular models

[20:16:02] login fix the input + gpu issues etc.

[20:16:33] login h4: you love tty, yet you're always on about my ass

[20:17:39] login will you be shopping me now?

[20:18:11] login free yourself from hierarchy, second2050

[20:18:16] login power is an illusion

[20:19:28] login MAGIC is love; MAGIC is life

[20:19:58] login i am still on the fence on tty vs ass

[20:20:42] login that pressure though

[20:20:47] login 1.019 bar

[20:21:42] login the . was a decimal point, not a comma

[20:21:48] login i know it's the other way around in german

[20:22:02] login 1,019 bar

[20:22:25] login 101900 pascal

[20:22:43] login i didn't even use google

[20:22:52] login i studied science

[20:23:09] login hmm

[20:23:13] login huh

[20:23:17] login :/

[20:25:02] login i hope to never get on your /ignore, h4

[20:25:06] login lmk if im getting close

[20:25:29] login <3

[20:26:37] login ngl ¿? looks like 69 to my eyes

[21:01:35] login foxy: ssshsh

[21:02:10] login re:tilde network

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