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Sunday, June 11, 2023

[10:46:47] idriven85/rizon Miggy-Kun, sushi-chan is currently online!

[17:50:08] idriven85/rizon What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

[17:50:13] idriven85/rizon He wiped his ass.

[17:50:24] idriven85/rizon My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name.

[17:50:25] idriven85/rizon What is the difference between a pizza and a black man?

[17:50:28] idriven85/rizon Other than that, the sex is great.

[17:50:30] idriven85/rizon A pizza can feed a family of five.

[17:50:40] idriven85/rizon Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

[17:50:45] idriven85/rizon You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

[17:50:51] idriven85/rizon What's yellow and can't swim?

[17:50:56] idriven85/rizon A bus full of children.

[17:52:42] idriven85/rizon 9/11 jokes are not funny.

[17:52:47] idriven85/rizon The other 2 though, are hilarious!

[17:52:57] idriven85/rizon My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...

[17:53:02] idriven85/rizon I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

[17:53:27] idriven85/rizon How long does a black woman take to throw away the garbage?

[17:53:32] idriven85/rizon Nine months.

[17:53:43] idriven85/rizon What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

[17:53:48] idriven85/rizon Names.

[17:54:12] idriven85/rizon I'm thinking of setting up a comedy group to help people going through cancer treatment.

[17:54:17] idriven85/rizon I'll call it "A Sense of Tumor".

[17:54:30] idriven85/rizon I had a granny that we couldn't decide whether to bury or cremate

[17:54:35] idriven85/rizon In the end we decided to just let her live.

[17:54:47] idriven85/rizon What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Columbia have in common?

[17:54:52] idriven85/rizon They both left bodies in four states.

[17:55:00] idriven85/rizon My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...

[17:55:05] idriven85/rizon I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

[17:55:10] idriven85/rizon My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name.

[17:55:15] idriven85/rizon Other than that, the sex is great.

[17:55:28] idriven85/rizon What's the difference between a baby and a pile of sand?

[17:55:33] idriven85/rizon You can't pick a pile of sand up with a pitchfork.

[17:55:55] idriven85/rizon foxy, joke type must be one of any, programming, misc, dark, dad, chuck, pun, spooky, christmas

[17:56:14] idriven85/rizon What's the difference between an apple and a black guy?

[17:56:19] idriven85/rizon The apple will eventually fall from the tree that it's hanging from!

[17:56:28] idriven85/rizon Why don't jews eat pussy?

[17:56:33] idriven85/rizon It's too close to the gas chamber.

[17:57:09] idriven85/rizon How does a black woman fight crime?

[17:57:14] idriven85/rizon She has an abortion.

[17:57:27] idriven85/rizon What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Columbia have in common?

[17:57:32] idriven85/rizon They both left bodies in four states.

[17:57:34] idriven85/rizon Why are Americans shit at Dota?

[17:57:39] idriven85/rizon They can't protect their towers.

[17:57:41] idriven85/rizon My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...

[17:57:46] idriven85/rizon I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

[17:57:59] idriven85/rizon What's the difference between a phone and a black person?

[17:58:04] idriven85/rizon A phone is actually useful.

[17:58:12] idriven85/rizon I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies.

[17:58:17] idriven85/rizon He said from now on I have to pay in advance.

[17:58:28] idriven85/rizon I'm thinking of setting up a comedy group to help people going through cancer treatment.

[17:58:33] idriven85/rizon I'll call it "A Sense of Tumor".

[17:58:36] idriven85/rizon My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name.

[17:58:41] idriven85/rizon Why do Africans have dark skin?

[17:58:41] idriven85/rizon Other than that, the sex is great.

[17:58:46] idriven85/rizon It's easier to commit crimes at night.

[17:58:53] idriven85/rizon I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

[17:59:18] idriven85/rizon What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

[17:59:23] idriven85/rizon He wiped his ass.

[17:59:43] idriven85/rizon How many Jews can you fit into a car?

[17:59:48] idriven85/rizon Two in the front, three in the back, and a hundred in the ashtray.

[18:00:07] idriven85/rizon How does a black woman fight crime?

[18:00:12] idriven85/rizon She has an abortion.

[18:00:14] idriven85/rizon My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

[18:00:36] idriven85/rizon The KKK isn't really that racist.

[18:00:41] idriven85/rizon I went to one of their meetings and there were a lot of black people hanging around.

[18:01:05] idriven85/rizon Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

[18:01:10] idriven85/rizon Because you can't use medicine on an empty stomach.

[18:01:34] idriven85/rizon What is the best prefix for global variables?

[18:01:39] idriven85/rizon //

[18:01:49] idriven85/rizon irish666, joke type must be one of any, programming, misc, dark, dad, chuck, pun, spooky, christmas

[18:02:07] idriven85/rizon Whats the Grinchs least favorite band?

[18:02:12] idriven85/rizon The Who.

[18:02:12] idriven85/rizon What is in a ghost's nose?

[18:02:17] idriven85/rizon Boo-gers.

[18:02:41] idriven85/rizon irish666, joke type must be one of any, programming, misc, dark, dad, chuck, pun, spooky, christmas

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