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Sunday, June 18, 2023

[00:44:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Something just fell on a powerline for a bit or something. My lights went dim for a few seconds

[00:44:19] Dr_DICK/rizon (and it's storming out)

[00:49:51] Dr_DICK/rizon You should design your own dam then

[00:50:01] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 2h Prepare tea

[00:51:05] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[01:46:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Smh you did it wrong

[01:46:18] Dr_DICK/rizon You're supposed to bone the chicken tender

[01:47:12] Dr_DICK/rizon You gotta insert your bone to make it tender

[02:55:46] Dr_DICK/rizon $8ball Drink the musky tea?

[13:49:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Happy corporate-pushed day of overpriced bullshit

[13:49:16] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech~~~~

[13:49:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Fucking cheapest cards are $7 for a piece of paper that someone looks at once and then puts away. Dad at least saves all his cards, mine go in recycling after a month or so

[13:49:58] Dr_DICK/rizon It's just paper

[13:50:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Morning irish666

[13:51:15] Dr_DICK/rizon Pretty much

[13:51:34] Dr_DICK/rizon Unless you're in an area with actual culture instead of capitalism being the culture

[13:52:24] Dr_DICK/rizon I didn't know they had Father's day in Ireland. I guess that is the day the most paternity tests get bought

[13:52:26] Dr_DICK/rizon /s

[13:52:52] Dr_DICK/rizon All life is waste, no matter the achievement. We're all rotting flesh in the end

[13:52:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh bye frogman

[13:54:29] Dr_DICK/rizon Typical alcoholic

[13:54:43] Dr_DICK/rizon It's a few minutes shy of being 8am here

[13:54:52] Dr_DICK/rizon A little early for that, at least to be drinking by myself

[13:56:04] Dr_DICK/rizon That's because all you eat is liquid fermented bread

[13:57:14] Dr_DICK/rizon You do like your proteins and you do like to work for them. Just a shame you only get a tablespoon or so at a time from each donor

[13:58:06] Dr_DICK/rizon I am jumping into my first Mario Kart 8 game with some Japanese

[13:58:09] Dr_DICK/rizon I am gonna get killed

[14:00:24] Dr_DICK/rizon First game in a year*

[14:00:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Didn't have time to type that

[14:00:32] Dr_DICK/rizon Got my ass kicked

[14:04:50] Dr_DICK/rizon I do better on the conventional styled racing maps in Mario Kart but that never stops me from getting ganked from 2nd place to 12th on the very last lap

[14:05:30] Dr_DICK/rizon I'll do better once the other North Americans wake up, they're shit

[14:05:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Rn my lobby is mostly Japanese

[14:11:56] Dr_DICK/rizon There's new maps

[14:12:18] Dr_DICK/rizon Some toy land one just kicked my ass. It's to me what rainbow road is to others I guess

[14:18:44] Dr_DICK/rizon I wonder if I could plug my racing wheel into the switch and play Mario Kart with it. Lmao manually switch gears

[14:26:45] Dr_DICK/rizon Okay this joke is actually becoming a funny reality. The less Japanese there are in a lobby the better I do

[14:27:04] Dr_DICK/rizon I just placed 5th in a fully lobby with only 2 of them

[14:29:35] Dr_DICK/rizon I think medical butt stuff is after 40, but never too early if there's a concern

[14:30:38] Dr_DICK/rizon I got double penetrated by cameras (medically) when I was 17

[14:33:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[14:34:06] Dr_DICK/rizon After 18 cameras weren't involved in the pentration, or at all

[14:34:22] Dr_DICK/rizon Thankfully the hospital knocked me out for those

[14:34:40] Dr_DICK/rizon Hopefully they washed the scope between holes

[14:37:46] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[14:42:34] Dr_DICK/rizon Like canning can or cola can?

[14:42:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[14:46:09] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao gross

[14:53:18] Dr_DICK/rizon How drunk are you?

[14:53:26] Dr_DICK/rizon 2/10 aka 12 beers in?

[14:54:01] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[14:54:05] Dr_DICK/rizon 12 beers in I'd be asleep

[14:54:14] Dr_DICK/rizon 64 beers

[14:54:15] Dr_DICK/rizon 2 cases

[14:54:58] Dr_DICK/rizon 335ml cans

[14:55:04] Dr_DICK/rizon *355ml*

[14:59:06] Dr_DICK/rizon Is there enough room to lay down?

[14:59:28] Dr_DICK/rizon Someone could

[14:59:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh

[15:00:02] Dr_DICK/rizon What the hell is the point of that?

[15:00:46] Dr_DICK/rizon I hope the only thing that grows there is my penios

[15:01:53] Dr_DICK/rizon That sounds fun tbh

[15:02:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Other than the living in Italy part

[15:02:33] Dr_DICK/rizon Can I demolish it and build a shack?

[15:13:12] Dr_DICK/rizon I kinda want to dual boot Windows 10 back on so I can play some FiveM or other multiplayer shit

[15:14:54] Dr_DICK/rizon That'd require more resources than I think this craptop can handle

[15:15:19] Dr_DICK/rizon I might even pull a shitty and reinstall a HDD in the HDD slot so I don't have to partition off my SSD

[15:15:25] Dr_DICK/rizon A working HDD not my old one

[15:34:41] Dr_DICK/rizon You have sexually assaulted my eyes, or at the very least commited an act of public indecency on my eyes

[15:43:45] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech~~

[15:43:46] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[15:44:03] Dr_DICK/rizon I'm getting destroyed by the Japanese in Mario Kart 8

[15:44:19] Dr_DICK/rizon Later bb

[15:44:36] Dr_DICK/rizon You better stretch your butthole

[15:46:06] Dr_DICK/rizon This gay talk kept distracting my from my race

[15:46:36] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[15:46:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Only when I am fat and tanned

[15:48:51] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh fuck I'm racing the french nopw

[15:48:57] Dr_DICK/rizon It's half US and Me a Canadian and Half French

[15:48:59] Dr_DICK/rizon Fuck this lobbyu

[15:49:21] Dr_DICK/rizon I am a racist

[15:49:29] Dr_DICK/rizon raceist

[15:49:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Also lasty

[15:51:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Today I learned it is very hard to race and type at the same time

[15:51:33] Dr_DICK/rizon Finished in 5th though

[15:52:23] Dr_DICK/rizon Press A to accelerate

[15:56:15] Dr_DICK/rizon This is a very common topic in this channel

[15:56:16] Dr_DICK/rizon Gross

[16:00:03] Dr_DICK/rizon He better hope he never commits any penis related crimes

[16:03:48] Dr_DICK/rizon Did someone request a penis?

[16:03:55] Dr_DICK/rizon 8==D~';

[16:04:09] Dr_DICK/rizon That was just a sample size

[16:04:47] Dr_DICK/rizon You grow it via rubbing

[16:05:02] Dr_DICK/rizon 8========D

[16:05:06] Dr_DICK/rizon Racist time

[16:05:09] Dr_DICK/rizon I mean racing time

[16:32:20] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 10m Floor dry

[16:34:08] Dr_DICK/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c79nCFQdZK8

[16:55:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Here our physiotherapists cannot prescribe shit

[17:28:13] Dr_DICK/rizon He knows his place

[17:30:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Competition

[17:31:30] Dr_DICK/rizon An evolutionary reason to want to be better than your fellow pack-member

[17:32:28] Dr_DICK/rizon In early evoltuon, yeah. As we've moved on it's not a very useful evolution it has just stayed

[17:35:19] Dr_DICK/rizon Lego was designed during a time where dad would beat the shit out of his kids if he stepped on one

[18:01:06] Dr_DICK/rizon I was gonna say Circus music

[18:43:58] Dr_DICK/rizon shieeeeeeeet

[18:46:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmapo

[18:46:15] Dr_DICK/rizon When I say it, it reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/12ulmfb/crackhead_knocks_on_his_drug_dealers_door_at_3am/

[19:07:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Evem phonekait likes h4 more than ComputerTech

[19:10:42] Dr_DICK/rizon That'll be for our alien overlords to decide

[19:19:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol

[19:19:54] Dr_DICK/rizon I have to explain to my little brother why it isi stupid to wash pot lids in the dishwasher but still handwash wash the pots themselves when the lids are pretty clean and the lids are used at the same time as the pot and there are dishes that could've occupied the space

[19:20:07] Dr_DICK/rizon He's arguing with me so I have to write it down like an idiot to explain to him

[19:21:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Yeah but comepared to other dishes that could've gone it, it was relatively clean.

[19:21:53] Dr_DICK/rizon *comparedf

[19:22:20] Dr_DICK/rizon Thus it would've made more sense to wash the pot lids with the pot rather than shove the lids in a dishwasher that takes 2 hours when other dirties dishes could occupy the space

[20:19:13] Dr_DICK/rizon He's evolving!

[20:19:58] Dr_DICK/rizon The Karma Sutra?

[20:20:50] Dr_DICK/rizon It's call Commie Sutras to me, comrade

[20:31:50] Dr_DICK/rizon Shhh I want to keep the illusion that I passed my Science 30 on skill rather than getting 1/4 right more than 50% of the time

[20:32:33] Dr_DICK/rizon hirish666

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