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deadly/rizon
i got free minutes wanna use my mobile
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phonekait/rizon
It's just pork slathered in bbq sauce and cooked until tender
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deadly/rizon
my mum is still alive and kicking :(
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phish/swiftirc
my $60 weber charcoal grills stayed together for 7 years
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deadly/rizon
irish i will hunt you down n fuck you up
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irish666/rizon
Only reason you’ll suicide is cause she pays your rent
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deadly/rizon
irish666 chill out ur doing my head in you nerd
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deadly/rizon
only on thursday at the gay villiage for free beer Dr_DICK
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Dr_DICK/rizon
They provide the beer you provide the blow
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wez/rizon
yay deadly, my pal, is back@
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wez/rizon
The keys are next to each other and I haven't finished my coffee yet
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wez/rizon
I thought outlook is what you used when you didn't know gmail existed
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Dr_DICK/rizon
My work uses outlook so we have free versions of word and excel
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wez/rizon
I've with irish666 on that one
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Dr_DICK/rizon
Fight us with your mouth? I hope you take out those dentures
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wez/rizon
man I need to finish my coffee quick
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wez/rizon
deadly: Because you are an inspiration
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Dr_DICK/rizon
I think someone is going to join you in bed
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DuckHunt/rizon
wez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.014s, which makes you a total of 38 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wez/rizon
haha, not gay for you, nothing sexual
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wez/rizon
deadly: That's what ComputerTech reckons :D
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Angel/rizon
Dr_DICK thinks wez meant to say: cum pew
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wez/rizon
Dr_DICK: You forgot to end the regex with a / too
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wez/rizon
Dr_DICK: Then it is wrong
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deadly/rizon
got a big hole in my head now though
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Peorth/rizon
hides the drill.
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deadly/rizon
im more a man than you can handle phonekait
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wez/rizon
Dr_DICK is a doctor right?
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Ahsoka/rizon
More like more of a jackass than a man
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shares brownies he just made
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phonekait/rizon
Careful, my uterus currently has eyes and ears. And can think for itself.
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phonekait/rizon
(I just finished one pack of my birth control pill last night)
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Ahsoka/rizon
Deadly is sore from having his own head lodged up his ass for years
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Kuro-chan/rizon
no, plain triple-chocolate brownies. nothing magical about them
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is currently playing Soul Hackers 2 for PS5.
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Dr_DICK/rizon
So I just had the most amazing meal and the best part wasn't even the main meal itself. We had leftover burgers and mac and cheese but we put the burgers in a bowl. I put the burger grease in the mac and cheese and I unlocked a new level of diabetus heaven
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Kuro-chan/rizon
ooh, mac and cheese with burger grease does sound good :D
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DuckHunt/rizon
logout > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 18.459s, which makes you a total of 68 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
logout > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
logout > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
logout > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.487s, which makes you a total of 69 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Angel/rizon
Dr_DICK: Okay, will remind at 2023-06-20 - 02:05:37UTC
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Dr_DICK/rizon
My favorite part of Mario Kart is getting gang raped from 1st to 10th on the last lap right before the finish line
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throws a blue shell at Dr_DICK
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Dr_DICK/rizon
Maybe I should play adult racing games without ranged animal weapons
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Wish ComputerTech would cover his ranged ugly weapon
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Zack_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 27.716s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Zack_ > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack_ > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for herald: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 3/4 | charg.: 3/3 | jammed: no (22 times) | confisc.: no (16 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 282 xp | lvl 7 (duck pest) / 68 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 43.28% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 65% | effectiv. of fire: 40% | gun reliability: 93% | armor: 15% | deflection: 8%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 3.638s | average react. time: 6mn4.95s | 48 ducks (incl. 2 golden ducks) | 72 misses | 11 accidents | 19 empty shots | 5 wild shots | 120 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 2 lethals, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Expl. ammo / Infrared detect.
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Angel/rizon
Dr_DICK: Okay, will remind at 2023-06-20 - 03:32:37UTC
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DuckHunt/rizon
wez > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 38.997s, which makes you a total of 39 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wez/rizon
It's where you speak out of
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.898s, which makes you a total of 271 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
logout > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
logout > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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kicked absentia/rizon (Requested (Peorth))
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Peorth/rizon
.akick add absentia spam is bad (do not remove.)
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Mikoolo/rizon
Thats quite harsh for kicking someone thats wrong, Peorth.
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Water Concerto - Tan Dun :: (03:18) :: Views 25,475 :: Rating [+] 678 likes [+] 678 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Mikoolo/rizon
I bought fluid replacement tabs. Electrolytes and shit.
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Mikoolo/rizon
Got a headache and felt powerless around 14:00 ish yesterday after working in direct sunlight for 6 hours.
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 26.944s, which makes you a total of 11 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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Mikoolo/rizon
bbl bowel movement. Will give a 100 word description for the small sum of 10usd or 10euro. In the form of steam giftcard.
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Zack/rizon
Sneezes, they're like orgasms for the sinus, but it's the type of orgasm that you DON'T want to ejaculate from.
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ski/rizon
's disassambling small parts of a demo
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picks up sushi-chan
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feeds sushi-chan a triple-chocolate brownie he made earlier tonight
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ski/rizon
. o O ( <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichobezoar#Society_and_culture> )
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ski/rizon
ah, that looks nice, Kuro-chan :o :)
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ski/rizon
is that a new QuickBasic ?
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Kuro-chan/rizon
couldn't believe the number of extra conditions I had to include
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sushi-chan/rizon
is it creepier to be born with one body two heads or one head two bodies ? Or bodyless or headless?
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Kuro-chan/rizon
Not quite. Similar concept, but I made the assets
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ski/rizon
sushi-chan : maybe the two bodies one ?
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Mikoolo/rizon
No head but with the face in your chest.
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ski/rizon
's seen a human foetus with two heads, in a jar, at the museum
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Mikoolo/rizon
A complete re-arrangement of intestines to fit the new placement for the brain, mouth eyes and nose.
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sushi-chan/rizon
how can dramo types and think tho, just being a nose
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ski/rizon
Mikoolo : yea, was just thinking about that, at the edges of some medieval maps or something
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eats
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ski/rizon
well, nose is connected to "animal brain" .. perhaps in this case it's in the nose ?
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Mikoolo/rizon
Stomachs don't eat. They are processing area.
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ski/rizon
imagines a jelly brain, with feeble legs, walking around
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ski/rizon
Kuro-chan : ooc, how many lines ?
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ski/rizon
yea .. that's not shabby
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ski/rizon
and comments, i guess ? or just at the top, and heading sections, mostly ?
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imagine a dick with eyes and teeth
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ski/rizon
i'm reminded of a song, about someone, who had "seventeen arms, eleven legs, eightteen kilos scrotum marble stones" (and also was a siamese twin, with two heads)
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Kuro-chan/rizon
a dick with eyes and teeth? for some reason, I am reminded of an enemy from duke nukem forever
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Mikoolo/rizon
Bbl. I will give you a 100 word description of my morning poop when I get back from work, Kuro-chan.
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I don't take narcotics, nor am I on any sort of prescriptions
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sushi-chan/rizon
but thats not caffeine making me say weird stuffs lol
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Zack/rizon
I just watched the first Iron Man movie for the first time since... I saw it in theaters back in 2008.
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Zack/rizon
I was molested by a walrus on a space ship.
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Zack/rizon
It's something I don't really like to talk about.
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DuckHunt/rizon
DoctorGoatLips > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 3mn18.995s, which makes you a total of 24 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
DoctorGoatLips > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn19.407s, which makes you a total of 25 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Zack/rizon
Kuro-Chan Kuro-Chan Kuro-Chan Kuro-Chan!!!
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Babylon 5: The Road Home - Official Trailer (2023) Bruce Boxleitner, Claudia Christian :: (02:14) :: Views 5,829 :: Rating [+] 259 likes [+] 259 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn52.985s, which makes you a total of 54 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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Syndus_/rizon
This old Verizon ad just came on from 02
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Angel/rizon
n0s3y|afk thinks Syndus_ meant to say: This old fart just came on from 02
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Angel/rizon
n0s3y|afk thinks Syndus_ meant to say: This old fart just came
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Syndus_/rizon
Anywho, it's a ferret that umps in a man's mouth and attacks him, it's an unlimited text only ad from 2002
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 18.616s, which makes you a total of 154 ducks (including 19 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 21.968s, which makes you a total of 155 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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Chiester > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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Random Quote #377: <b3EnhAD> how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg..... <@Vladik> finish it off
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Chiester/rizon
Tfw everyone in the room looks at the other direction and meanwhile a dog starts humping the shit out of it's own bed
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Chiester/rizon
This happens while Rantanplan is playing on TV and the dog watches it
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364 days ago, you registered on our platform for automatic cloud Bitcoin mining (collection) by living your device to our platform by IP address.
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