IRC Driven

[14:05:47] & h4/rizon hey cunt!

[14:05:56] & h4/rizon hungry

[14:05:59] & h4/rizon how are you?

[14:06:04] & h4/rizon not again

[14:06:07] & h4/rizon i ordered croque

[14:06:37] & h4/rizon a large penis

[14:07:39] & h4/rizon hey Esjay

[14:07:42] & h4/rizon work is done with me

[14:07:54] & h4/rizon small headache

[14:08:02] & h4/rizon can't wait to eat and nap on the couch right after

[14:08:19] & h4/rizon dick?

[14:08:57] & h4/rizon i wouldn't eat wof

[14:08:58] & h4/rizon he is american

[14:09:04] & h4/rizon who knows what garbage he himself eats

[14:10:36] & h4/rizon wow

[14:10:39] & h4/rizon i ordered 15 minutes ago

[14:10:41] & h4/rizon and there's my food

[14:10:46] & h4/rizon time to enjoy that large penis

[14:10:50] & h4/rizon i mean croque

[14:11:11] & h4/rizon choke on this bitch

[14:11:14] & h4/rizon 8====D~

[14:12:16] & h4/rizon look who can spot a penis' owner by the amount of cum it ejaculates

[14:12:19] & h4/rizon quite the talent

[14:12:20] & h4/rizon brb

[16:03:37] & h4/rizon bandit: wof does everything that has a dick

[16:04:41] & h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[16:04:58] & h4/rizon nice

[16:05:22] & h4/rizon .t de en Herr \g

[16:05:37] & h4/rizon 80 hours a day on 9 days a week?

[16:06:09] & h4/rizon it is

[16:06:18] & h4/rizon huh'?

[16:07:02] & h4/rizon what is your profession?

[16:07:08] & h4/rizon wtf?

[16:07:14] & h4/rizon i work 38 hours a week

[16:07:26] & h4/rizon i hate you

[16:07:36] & h4/rizon yes

[16:07:42] & h4/rizon yes

[16:07:56] & h4/rizon oh okay

[16:08:14] & h4/rizon zieh dir doch die Unterhose über den Kopf aus

[16:08:21] & h4/rizon make it extra hard to understand

[16:08:43] & h4/rizon lol

[16:08:47] & h4/rizon not what i was expecting tbh :D

[16:09:01] & h4/rizon but i am not disappointed

[16:13:27] & h4/rizon haha

[16:26:06] & h4/rizon hey Hotties

[16:26:13] & h4/rizon i'm good

[16:41:47] & h4/rizon hey foxy

[16:47:19] & h4/rizon Hallo zusammen... ;)

[16:49:36] & h4/rizon so where is the irish drunk good for nothing?

[16:52:59] & h4/rizon oh

[16:53:06] & h4/rizon konntest mittlerweile etwas Schlaf kriegen?

[16:55:29] & h4/rizon gut

[16:57:53] & h4/rizon oh god

[16:57:55] & h4/rizon it is sushi

[16:57:57] & h4/rizon HIDE!

[16:58:51] & h4/rizon waaaait a minute

[16:58:55] & h4/rizon things to get done?

[16:58:58] & h4/rizon what are you planning?

[16:59:12] & h4/rizon are you already re-marrying!?

[16:59:48] & h4/rizon then why shave and shower at all?

[17:00:24] & h4/rizon wdym you don't like arabs?

[17:00:51] & h4/rizon they sure aren't as hairy

[17:00:57] & h4/rizon or do they just shave?

[17:01:50] & h4/rizon so now you're saying arabs are neglected?

[17:02:18] & h4/rizon i don't like your attitude, Mademoiselle

[17:02:24] & h4/rizon .t de fr fräulein

[17:02:27] & h4/rizon what?

[17:02:31] & h4/rizon .t de fr Dame

[17:02:37] & h4/rizon you have got to be kidding me

[17:02:46] & h4/rizon .t en fr Misses

[17:02:48] & h4/rizon .t en fr Miss

[17:02:56] & h4/rizon not gonna call you rat

[17:03:08] & h4/rizon that sounds like bullshit tbh

[17:03:19] & h4/rizon so bullshit

[17:03:25] & h4/rizon freewifi1: your body is?

[17:03:40] & h4/rizon well fuck your body then

[17:04:21] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: there are still cavemen?

[17:04:32] & h4/rizon gorillas don't date though

[17:04:33] & h4/rizon they take

[17:04:41] & h4/rizon i mean they could snap your body in half

[17:04:43] & h4/rizon as if they'd ask

[17:04:54] & h4/rizon <

[17:05:00] & h4/rizon well balls, face and head

[17:05:10] & h4/rizon and those hair on my teeth

[17:05:22] & h4/rizon oh he gay

[17:05:29] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: sure do

[17:05:45] & h4/rizon the cat?

[17:05:49] & h4/rizon i am allergic to cat hair

[17:05:57] & h4/rizon no wonder i got such a huge tongue

[17:06:24] & h4/rizon oh nein :

[17:06:25] & h4/rizon O

[17:06:38] & h4/rizon AAAAH

[17:06:51] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: so you are into cavemen after all?

[17:07:18] & h4/rizon i care

[17:07:21] & h4/rizon for my body

[17:08:03] & h4/rizon well mabye it attacks my fragile manhood if other guys take care of their bodies

[17:08:14] & h4/rizon Frogorg: it says Oblast

[17:08:19] & h4/rizon that sound suspiciously russian

[17:08:30] & h4/rizon that's gay

[17:08:46] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: but i have been working out for more than a year now

[17:08:52] & h4/rizon how dare you tell me you're not into muscly guys!?

[17:09:10] & h4/rizon i mean it is subtle because i am not doing a lot of different things

[17:09:13] & h4/rizon but i sure got biceps now

[17:09:24] & h4/rizon and triceps

[17:09:27] & h4/rizon and forearms

[17:09:36] & h4/rizon oha

[17:09:45] & h4/rizon what?

[17:09:57] & h4/rizon you best

[17:10:05] & h4/rizon i feel betrayed now

[17:10:18] & h4/rizon but i'd rather it be Frogorg than TorS

[17:10:48] & h4/rizon she said she gon make you happy

[17:10:56] & h4/rizon i was married to her less than a week ago

[17:11:00] & h4/rizon well according to her at least

[17:11:34] & h4/rizon i'll just use my dick on yournamehere now

[17:16:53] & h4/rizon disgusting

[17:17:42] & h4/rizon that works

[17:17:56] & h4/rizon .t de pl Halt deine Fresse, ComputerTech!

[17:18:06] & h4/rizon :D

[17:18:36] & h4/rizon .t de pl ComputerTech ist mit Abstand die größte Mundnutte, die wir hier haben

[17:18:44] & h4/rizon prostytutka

[17:18:47] & h4/rizon works for me

[17:19:02] & h4/rizon something with the mouth

[17:19:30] & h4/rizon .t en pl if ten men came in a cup, ComputerTech would probably drink it

[17:19:49] & h4/rizon because it's from english?

[17:20:04] & h4/rizon .t de pl Wenn zehn Männer in einen Becher wichsen würden, würde ComputerTech es sicherlich trinken

[17:20:25] & h4/rizon i can't even pronounce the polish if i wanted to :|

[17:20:46] & h4/rizon too many letters i don't know how to pronounce

[17:20:50] & h4/rizon or how to write

[17:20:58] & h4/rizon the font isn't really helping either

[17:22:06] & h4/rizon let me check

[17:22:10] & h4/rizon lol

[17:22:16] & h4/rizon no, i am not a font

[17:22:36] & h4/rizon Monospace

[17:23:39] & h4/rizon lol

[17:23:54] & h4/rizon on the Steam page of Satisfactory they used the abomination created by "Let's game it out"

[17:24:04] & h4/rizon they should point out that his framerate dropped a lot

[17:24:26] & h4/rizon .steam

[17:24:30] & h4/rizon that coke bear is a cunt

[17:24:31] & h4/rizon hey ComputerTech

[17:24:35] & h4/rizon how to change the steam id?

[17:26:17] & h4/rizon $in 4 hrs ask ComputerTech if he found out yet

[17:27:40] & h4/rizon Frogorg: i haven't done any pushups today or yesterday

[17:27:43] & h4/rizon and i got a headache

[17:27:47] & h4/rizon should i still push myself?

[17:27:54] & h4/rizon also the 25,6°C in my room are ugh

[17:28:03] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: thx, now to find a new steam id

[17:28:27] & h4/rizon meh it's not that bad of a headache

[17:28:39] & h4/rizon it's annoying but not particularly painful

[17:28:58] & h4/rizon nope

[17:29:07] & h4/rizon somehoq

[17:29:09] & h4/rizon works for me

[17:29:10] & h4/rizon hey Kowal

[17:29:39] & h4/rizon .register_steam speedonerd

[17:29:42] & h4/rizon .steam

[17:29:47] & h4/rizon ok not a public one then

[17:30:15] & h4/rizon .register_steam LtRocky

[17:30:17] & h4/rizon .steam

[17:30:22] & h4/rizon fucking hell

[17:31:15] & h4/rizon .register_steam GodnGator

[17:31:17] & h4/rizon .steam

[17:31:21] & h4/rizon this is garbage

[17:32:17] & h4/rizon .register_steam 76561198288669737

[17:32:20] & h4/rizon .steam

[17:32:24] & h4/rizon ah there we go

[17:32:56] & h4/rizon i paused yesterday

[17:33:12] & h4/rizon because i have to have at least one day without punishing my body

[17:33:22] & h4/rizon well i skipped the push-ups

[17:33:30] & h4/rizon i did sit-ups and hula hoop for 15 minutes

[17:35:12] & h4/rizon i guess normal

[17:35:24] & h4/rizon nice

[17:35:34] & h4/rizon Esjay: i feel offended

[17:35:46] & h4/rizon well no

[17:35:52] & h4/rizon but i suck at graphic design as well :D

[17:36:08] & h4/rizon always had a guy at work to make my stuff look decent

[17:36:42] & h4/rizon Esjay: i don't see the problem tbh

[17:37:15] & h4/rizon that looks great

[17:38:12] & h4/rizon Esjay: i mean

[17:38:19] & h4/rizon check out the official serenityos.org

[17:38:33] & h4/rizon i don't think the logo is the issue really

[17:38:42] & h4/rizon in fact they have outdone themselves on the logo

[17:39:07] & h4/rizon also the 90s user interface

[17:39:09] & h4/rizon ugh

[17:39:24] & h4/rizon i mean i settled on minimal stuff

[17:39:29] & h4/rizon thus hyprland

[17:39:32] & h4/rizon or previously dwm

[17:39:42] & h4/rizon i don't want to be forced to use the mouse

[17:40:17] & h4/rizon freewifi1: but that's the beauty of it

[17:40:19] & h4/rizon define your own

[17:40:30] & h4/rizon and for the first week

[17:40:36] & h4/rizon grep the config for your keybindings :D

[17:41:02] & h4/rizon that sounds like work

[17:41:08] & h4/rizon there must be some tool to automate that for me

[17:41:15] & h4/rizon i mean i can grep them from the config file

[17:41:22] & h4/rizon think imagetragick can help me do that?

[17:42:15] & h4/rizon see there is a thing i immediately hate about serenityos

[17:42:23] & h4/rizon why the fuck a discord server?

[17:42:29] & h4/rizon why settle on some proprietary garbage?

[17:42:34] & h4/rizon not even in IRC?

[17:42:39] & h4/rizon same

[17:43:04] & h4/rizon but why force people to use proprietary software?

[17:43:10] & h4/rizon that immediately disqualifies it imo

[17:43:28] & h4/rizon if you want to participate in their community

[17:43:31] & h4/rizon it looks like you are

[17:43:40] & h4/rizon also i don#t see a forum

[17:44:19] & h4/rizon gj Frogorg

[17:44:20] & h4/rizon !

[17:45:44] & h4/rizon so Kowal

[17:45:56] & h4/rizon i really can't stand the garbage in here

[17:46:30] & h4/rizon it sure does

[17:52:50] & h4/rizon oh nein

[17:52:51] & h4/rizon der Peter

[17:53:01] & h4/rizon but it's windy here

[17:53:05] & h4/rizon hab guten Zug hier

[17:53:12] & h4/rizon schon auf 25°C runter in der Bude

[17:53:32] & h4/rizon .w hamburg

[17:53:47] & h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[17:53:49] & h4/rizon you don't want that

[17:53:57] & h4/rizon nein

[17:54:23] & h4/rizon ja den kenne ich garantiert :D

[17:54:30] & h4/rizon Schlager ist ja voll mein Ding

[17:54:34] & h4/rizon da werde ich ganz weich in der Birne

[17:54:40] & h4/rizon s/der Birne/den Knien/

[17:55:52] & h4/rizon do it ComputerTech

[17:55:57] & h4/rizon Poul once thanked him for editing his videos

[17:56:07] & h4/rizon he is at least partly to blame for Pouls Kitchen

[17:56:48] & h4/rizon there is no excuse for having a part in pouls videos

[17:56:55] & h4/rizon MAGIC: das klick ich nicht :D

[17:57:04] & h4/rizon das ist als würdest du in ein AIDS-Bad tauchen

[17:57:07] & h4/rizon Instagram! Pfui!

[17:57:44] & h4/rizon it is a big platform indeed

[17:57:48] & h4/rizon also don't talk slang

[17:57:51] & h4/rizon it's "ist groß"

[17:57:54] & h4/rizon not "is groß"

[17:58:06] & h4/rizon das ist nun ganz falsch

[17:58:12] & h4/rizon you have no honor

[17:58:22] & h4/rizon what is your favorite color then ComputerTech?

[17:58:35] & h4/rizon my favourite colour is green

[17:58:36] & h4/rizon obviously

[17:58:43] & h4/rizon but what is your favorite color ComputerTech?

[17:58:55] & h4/rizon colour

[17:58:56] & h4/rizon but what is your favorite color ComputerTech?

[17:59:08] & h4/rizon hey

[17:59:09] & h4/rizon i said colour

[17:59:12] & h4/rizon now answer

[17:59:25] & h4/rizon ardour

[17:59:35] & h4/rizon sordogh

[17:59:49] & h4/rizon "probably idk"

[17:59:51] & h4/rizon tanks

[17:59:52] & h4/rizon *thanks

[18:00:07] & h4/rizon "How are you feeling"? - "Probably idk ok"

[18:00:10] & h4/rizon thx for nothign!

[18:00:21] & h4/rizon yes

[18:00:24] & h4/rizon just so ComputerTech understands

[18:00:28] & h4/rizon i removed the u's

[18:00:40] & h4/rizon just for you!

[18:00:42] & h4/rizon :/

[18:01:01] & h4/rizon you know what?

[18:01:11] & h4/rizon i will also start using ruff and tuff instead of rough and tough

[18:01:21] & h4/rizon *the europeans

[18:01:24] & h4/rizon *the real europeans

[18:01:36] & h4/rizon don't worry brit

[18:01:43] & h4/rizon at least you have a demented king

[18:02:23] & h4/rizon that is Mikoolo's little brother

[18:02:30] & h4/rizon freewifi1: void linux

[18:02:43] & h4/rizon someone please remove ChRoNiC

[18:02:55] & h4/rizon VOID LINUX

[18:02:58] & h4/rizon DO I SPEAK GIBBERISH!?

[18:03:02] & h4/rizon VOid

[18:03:03] & h4/rizon linux

[18:03:04] & h4/rizon !

[18:03:26] & h4/rizon foxy: could you please remove ComputerTech?

[18:03:32] & h4/rizon he is very impolite today

[18:03:47] & h4/rizon no

[18:03:50] & h4/rizon it is debian based

[18:03:53] & h4/rizon other than the init

[18:03:59] & h4/rizon void isn't based on any garbage

[18:04:12] & h4/rizon void all the way

[18:04:23] & h4/rizon it's like the arch experience without the systemd

[18:04:28] & h4/rizon you get to build your own system

[18:04:50] & h4/rizon suffer

[18:04:55] & h4/rizon from your own stupidity

[18:05:06] & h4/rizon ofc not

[18:05:08] & h4/rizon ignorance is bliss

[18:05:45] & h4/rizon freewifi1: so void

[18:06:00] & h4/rizon it has been around a while

[18:06:25] & h4/rizon yeah that hardly suffices

[18:06:28] & h4/rizon for the gnome experience

[18:06:34] & h4/rizon so void

[18:06:34] & h4/rizon :D

[18:06:46] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: only for cool 1337 guys

[18:06:49] & h4/rizon or Mr. Rizon himself

[18:07:02] & h4/rizon also you could use ParrotOS instead

[18:07:09] & h4/rizon they at least have a "normal" version

[18:07:14] & h4/rizon and a script-kiddie version

[18:07:26] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: we already got someone to talk out of his ass

[18:07:31] & h4/rizon albeit he isn't around right now

[18:07:54] & h4/rizon i need you to do the following

[18:07:59] & h4/rizon and follow the instructions closely!

[18:08:01] & h4/rizon switch your windows

[18:08:05] & h4/rizon type whatever you feel like

[18:08:14] & h4/rizon no

[18:08:17] & h4/rizon i mean

[18:08:20] & h4/rizon what do i care?

[18:08:36] & h4/rizon press

[18:08:38] & h4/rizon Alt + Tab

[18:08:40] & h4/rizon ONCE

[18:08:43] & h4/rizon do whatever you feel like

[18:08:57] & h4/rizon hold down Ctrl + Alt + Del for at least 7 seconds!

[18:09:03] & h4/rizon are you on linux?

[18:09:09] & h4/rizon maybe i can lure you into using sysrq

[18:09:10] & h4/rizon oh lame

[18:09:36] & h4/rizon freewifi1: beware

[18:09:43] & h4/rizon Esjay tries to lure people into the apt hell all the time

[18:09:54] & h4/rizon oh nice

[18:10:02] & h4/rizon you need it for chatting ChRoNiC?

[18:10:24] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: i bet kali is your main os

[18:10:37] & h4/rizon when you are bruteforcing wpa2 encryption you phished from your neighbors wifi

[18:11:01] & h4/rizon careful guys

[18:11:06] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC is a Kali user

[18:11:09] & h4/rizon don't fuck with him :O

[18:11:46] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC actually gave me a step-by-step tutorial on how to hack other peoples boxes

[18:11:48] & h4/rizon 1. install kali

[18:11:51] & h4/rizon 2. open metasploit

[18:11:52] & h4/rizon 3. ???

[18:11:54] & h4/rizon 4. success

[18:12:39] & h4/rizon oh and nmap your own network

[18:12:45] & h4/rizon nobody elses though

[18:12:47] & h4/rizon that is not legal

[18:13:13] & h4/rizon into detail like guesswork which os could be running

[18:13:22] & h4/rizon or all the tasty open ports

[18:13:45] & h4/rizon sounds like bluetooth 3

[18:13:47] & h4/rizon kinda old

[18:13:48] & h4/rizon but go ahead

[18:14:56] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: you are done

[18:15:03] & h4/rizon i just downloaded the parrotos iso

[18:15:05] & h4/rizon and got ChRoNiC in pm

[18:15:27] & h4/rizon he tries to deny it

[18:15:33] & h4/rizon in case you snitch on us

[18:15:43] & h4/rizon give me pics of your mom or we will hack the shit out of you

[18:15:59] & h4/rizon ok be patient ComputerTech

[18:16:03] & h4/rizon i think ChRoNiC is currently hacking the fbi

[18:16:12] & h4/rizon much wow

[18:16:15] & h4/rizon such hacking

[18:16:44] & h4/rizon a job

[18:16:46] & h4/rizon and cellmates

[18:16:57] & h4/rizon you have to pick it up though

[18:17:18] & h4/rizon oh lord

[18:17:22] & h4/rizon he got the FBIs IP!!!

[18:17:48] & h4/rizon the one ip the government got

[18:17:48] & h4/rizon ?

[18:18:02] & h4/rizon you just do it for the lulz

[18:18:40] & h4/rizon oh now you got ChRoNiC engaged

[18:18:46] & h4/rizon expect a newsstory tomorrow

[18:18:57] & h4/rizon about how basement dweller infiltrated the fbi

[18:19:16] & h4/rizon Esjay: you might not have noticed

[18:19:20] & h4/rizon but ChRoNiC is like Rizon itself

[18:19:24] & h4/rizon he is the ghost of rizon

[18:19:47] & h4/rizon word

[18:19:48] & h4/rizon !

[18:20:17] & h4/rizon he is currently sitting on benjamins

[18:20:22] & h4/rizon i also heard he wipes his ass with them

[18:20:28] & h4/rizon he just made so much cash online

[18:20:57] & h4/rizon what a fucking legend he is

[18:21:06] & h4/rizon i heard even bandit is scared of him

[18:21:29] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC ain't never scurred!

[18:21:52] & h4/rizon because you are a hacker/drug lord (retired)

[18:22:27] & h4/rizon he goes by jesus these days

[18:22:30] & h4/rizon because he resurrected

[18:22:44] & h4/rizon Jaysus

[18:22:52] & h4/rizon when you were 12, right?

[18:22:59] & h4/rizon right

[18:23:13] & h4/rizon by jesus?

[18:23:16] & h4/rizon or the easter bunny?

[18:23:39] & h4/rizon all you really need is your moms basement

[18:23:41] & h4/rizon a rj45 cable

[18:23:47] & h4/rizon and the right attitude

[18:23:51] & h4/rizon maybe a little speed

[18:24:58] & h4/rizon what?

[18:25:10] & h4/rizon i think ChRoNiC has been backdoored

[18:25:15] & h4/rizon when he was in juvi

[18:26:27] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: s/almost fought/often sucked off/

[18:27:16] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: s/h4/h4, but 20$ is 20$/

[18:27:46] & h4/rizon hey don't pout now

[18:27:51] & h4/rizon nobody thinks less of you

[18:27:53] & h4/rizon because you like dick

[18:27:56] & h4/rizon that's totally fine

[18:27:59] & h4/rizon it's 2023 dude

[18:28:09] & h4/rizon feel free to suck on whatever you like

[18:28:13] & h4/rizon although not feet

[18:28:15] & h4/rizon that is weird

[18:28:30] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: spoken like a true 20yo

[18:28:42] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: and i just told you we accept your sexual preference

[18:28:46] & h4/rizon just don't bring it up every five minutes

[18:29:06] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: s/straight/homo/

[18:30:41] & h4/rizon oh good? :D

[18:30:45] & h4/rizon no that was your mess

[18:30:51] & h4/rizon stop doing that

[18:30:54] & h4/rizon what am i to do!?

[18:31:03] & h4/rizon <3

[18:31:11] & h4/rizon thought you weren't gay

[18:31:15] & h4/rizon you just called me cute

[18:31:35] & h4/rizon i am happy af

[18:31:39] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC just called me cute

[18:31:44] & h4/rizon i turned a homophob to a homo

[18:31:54] & h4/rizon he wants to make me smile!!

[18:32:02] & h4/rizon :D

[18:32:05] & h4/rizon but it worked

[18:32:28] & h4/rizon Fensta: he was eyeballing me hard

[18:32:49] & h4/rizon learn english

[18:33:02] & h4/rizon i think ChRoNiC blushed

[18:33:06] & h4/rizon and is too nervous to answer now

[18:33:30] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: with me it often takes a "wild turn"

[18:33:49] & h4/rizon i was under the impression that i'm the man in our relationship

[18:34:09] & h4/rizon your sugar daddy

[18:34:27] & h4/rizon oh come on

[18:34:33] & h4/rizon i will take you out to mcdonalds too

[18:34:34] & h4/rizon alright?

[18:34:44] & h4/rizon i just really need you to make me that money honey

[18:34:55] & h4/rizon i got a debt with really shady people

[18:34:58] & h4/rizon and you want to help me, right?

[18:35:11] & h4/rizon so i just need you to...you know, suck that one guy off

[18:35:23] & h4/rizon he pays good money

[18:35:32] & h4/rizon i will buy you a ring too if you make a nice score

[18:36:04] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: hey

[18:36:08] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: i just got this

[18:36:12] & h4/rizon sure she is still raw

[18:36:14] & h4/rizon but she will learn

[18:36:17] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC

[18:36:27] & h4/rizon i'm the pimp now

[18:36:31] & h4/rizon thus she has turned into a bitch

[18:36:34] & h4/rizon *he

[18:38:23] & h4/rizon who isn't?

[18:38:27] & h4/rizon Henry is amazing

[20:41:06] & h4/rizon what?

[20:41:31] & h4/rizon that guy didn't hit the kid

[20:41:33] & h4/rizon i call fake

[20:41:51] & h4/rizon also don't believe anything ComputerTech says

[20:41:54] & h4/rizon he is obviously drunk again

[20:42:01] & h4/rizon yup

[20:42:12] & h4/rizon lol

[20:42:14] & h4/rizon pre-drunk

[20:42:23] & h4/rizon don't get mad ComputerTech

[20:42:26] & h4/rizon dad will be back with more soon!

[20:42:32] & h4/rizon ofc 12 ciders are hardly enough for you

[20:42:35] & h4/rizon we are aware

[20:42:53] & h4/rizon what? Those were clearly 5

[20:43:13] & h4/rizon can't be

[20:43:15] & h4/rizon i just did 120 pushups

[20:43:19] & h4/rizon i am pumped

[20:43:20] & h4/rizon not drunk

[20:43:29] & h4/rizon well 3x40

[20:43:31] & h4/rizon not 120 at once :D

[20:43:38] & h4/rizon thx <3

[20:43:43] & h4/rizon now i smell

[20:43:58] & h4/rizon which game?

[20:44:04] & h4/rizon Farming Simulator 22?

[20:44:14] & h4/rizon oh

[20:44:15] & h4/rizon that is nice

[20:44:17] & h4/rizon my niece loves it

[20:44:32] & h4/rizon but i disliked all this fancy new stuff

[20:44:45] & h4/rizon so i prepared a retro pie and we played Harvest Moon on SNES instead

[20:45:10] & h4/rizon complexity scares me

[20:45:12] & h4/rizon now that i am old

[20:45:54] & h4/rizon my niece always wants me to launch RDR2 because of the horses

[20:46:03] & h4/rizon she is not allowed to leave camp

[20:46:10] & h4/rizon and i sometimes take her to that one farm

[20:46:24] & h4/rizon then i open the gates and free all the sheep and cows

[20:46:25] & h4/rizon she laughs

[20:46:28] & h4/rizon the farmer is pissed

[20:46:35] & h4/rizon and we ride into the sunset

[20:46:51] & h4/rizon apart from a mountain lion chasing us

[20:46:56] & h4/rizon there was no violence

[20:47:19] & h4/rizon we played Sackboy for a while

[20:47:30] & h4/rizon i was amazed how fast she learned the controls

[20:47:56] & h4/rizon i even bought this expensive ass Sackboy Special Edition for PS4

[20:48:06] & h4/rizon i don't even have a PS4 but there was a plush sackboy included

[20:48:11] & h4/rizon and my sister has a PS4

[20:48:25] & h4/rizon that sackboy plush toy is a favourite

[20:48:44] & h4/rizon my niece also started liking the music i listen to

[20:48:50] & h4/rizon i did that on purpose ComputerTech :P

[20:49:04] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/o u /u /

[20:49:07] & h4/rizon SHIT

[20:49:08] & h4/rizon :D

[20:49:15] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: Beginner - Hammerhart

[20:49:19] & h4/rizon .yt beginner hammerhart

[20:49:26] & h4/rizon she made my parents listen to it 5x in a row :D

[20:49:42] & h4/rizon she heard that too

[20:49:58] & h4/rizon but i don't want to show her music that was used for the wrong reasons in a worse germany

[20:50:10] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: she didn't like Pantera when i showed her

[20:50:21] & h4/rizon but there was this one video on reddit with a little girl

[20:50:25] & h4/rizon that screamed into a mic

[20:50:30] & h4/rizon and her dad made a sick metal beat to it

[20:50:33] & h4/rizon she liked that

[20:50:38] & h4/rizon lets see if i can find that

[20:51:21] & h4/rizon .yt little girl is destined to be a metal singer

[20:51:25] & h4/rizon that one

[20:51:35] & h4/rizon it's cute and cool at the same time

[20:53:33] & h4/rizon yeah Metallica is quite cool

[20:54:19] & h4/rizon .yt 50 cent jadakiss irregular heartbeat

[20:54:29] & h4/rizon listen to some gangsta rap

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