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[14:51:47] \g/rizon https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/14j5rul/its_always_the_guns lol

[14:52:02] \g/rizon Absolutely insane how they're focusing on guns as the issue and not the fact that a 12-year-old formed a murder-suicide pact with another 12-year-old

[14:52:03] \g/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[14:53:03] \g/rizon I already figured it would be a shitty article when they described the gun as an "Assault-style rifle"

[14:53:07] \g/rizon The fuck is an assault style rifle

[14:53:53] \g/rizon lol yeah whenever anyone says assault style rifle I think of Master Chief's main weapon in Halo

[14:54:17] \g/rizon military-grade is actualy a thing though

[14:54:41] \g/rizon Now if they had instead said... idk.. military-style encryption

[14:54:44] \g/rizon Then yeah we have a plobrem

[14:55:06] \g/rizon No, it just means encryption that meets the standards of the military

[14:55:12] \g/rizon That's all

[14:55:29] \g/rizon ^

[14:55:32] \g/rizon freewifi1: Arrest that gun!

[14:56:56] \g/rizon lol

[14:56:58] \g/rizon Reminds me

[14:57:19] \g/rizon There was a female cop that was killed in the line of duty, and she was later listed on a list of officers to be suspended for breaking department policy

[14:57:23] \g/rizon She got a 3 day suspension after she died

[14:57:53] \g/rizon who needs jizz

[14:57:58] \g/rizon i have plenty to share

[14:58:06] \g/rizon Potent stuff too

[14:58:12] \g/rizon np

[14:58:45] \g/rizon Little demon

[14:58:46] \g/rizon I like it

[14:59:13] \g/rizon Batmanhush: 10/10

[15:00:24] \g/rizon TorS is 53?

[15:00:28] \g/rizon damn

[15:00:40] \g/rizon Lucy can

[15:00:52] \g/rizon She remembered the warm sweet taste of her mother's milk on her tongue

[15:01:13] \g/rizon Have you not seen Lucy

[15:01:22] \g/rizon Yer

[15:01:35] \g/rizon The premise is pretty dumb but overall it was entertaining

[15:02:02] \g/rizon Best part of pregnancy is unlimited creampies

[15:02:19] \g/rizon Yes

[15:02:37] \g/rizon how are you the grandmother and the grandaughter

[15:02:39] \g/rizon What kind of incest...

[15:03:11] \g/rizon CT: Mostly scared because there goes all my free time

[15:03:14] \g/rizon :[

[15:03:33] \g/rizon I guess I can still play video games and be a good father right

[15:03:39] \g/rizon But then I have to go outside and shit too

[15:03:49] \g/rizon Because keeping a kid inside 24/7 is probably not good for their development

[15:03:57] \g/rizon Going outside is not for me

[15:04:16] \g/rizon hey

[15:04:18] \g/rizon come on

[15:04:21] \g/rizon you're not the earth

[15:04:23] \g/rizon you're not that big

[15:04:24] \g/rizon come on

[15:05:19] \g/rizon wear*

[15:25:55] \g/rizon didn't a woman get shot in the vagina once while using a gun in foreplay

[15:41:10] \g/rizon wat

[15:46:22] \g/rizon [08:43AM] [ComputerTech] sounds like some mafia crap lol

[15:46:23] \g/rizon Nah

[15:46:26] \g/rizon It was hoodrat shit

[15:46:30] \g/rizon or white trash idk

[15:46:39] \g/rizon .u hoodrat

[15:48:34] \g/rizon :O

[15:48:37] \g/rizon I have no meetings today

[15:48:42] \g/rizon Fuckyer I can actually work

[15:48:56] \g/rizon I wish I had more weed, I like to get high while working solo

[15:49:10] \g/rizon Can't get high if I'm expected to join meetings

[15:49:14] \g/rizon That didn't work out so well last week...

[15:50:06] \g/rizon Well for one I was the only person in the meetings without their camera on cuz I didn't want folks to see my high face, and I kept getting distracted and stopped paying attention

[15:50:10] \g/rizon So I had to keep asking people to repeat themselves

[15:50:10] \g/rizon lmao

[15:53:47] \g/rizon did your mom give you the leftover chocolate dipped strawberries

[15:54:09] \g/rizon Batmanhush: Is that the arabic moon thing on her foot

[16:41:02] \g/rizon first mammogram?

[16:43:16] \g/rizon >this year

[16:43:29] \g/rizon You're supposed to have multiple in a year? I thought breast exams were a once-a-physical kind of thing

[16:44:15] \g/rizon oh

[16:44:24] \g/rizon They find something in the past?

[16:44:37] \g/rizon gud gud

[16:45:00] \g/rizon fibroids?

[16:45:31] \g/rizon oof

[16:49:57] \g/rizon https://www.reddit.com/r/truerateme/comments/14e2kne/just_curious_21f/

[16:50:25] \g/rizon https://www.reddit.com/r/truerateme/comments/14e2kne/just_curious_21f/joyfljg/

[16:50:31] \g/rizon the fuck

[16:50:32] \g/rizon .f

[16:57:49] \g/rizon As heavily as I use reddit

[16:57:57] \g/rizon I wouldn't really mind watching it die either

[16:58:02] \g/rizon The CEO is a shitback

[16:58:05] \g/rizon The moderators are nazi dictators

[16:58:12] \g/rizon s/shitback/shitbag

[16:58:21] \g/rizon The protest was dumb as fuck

[16:58:24] \g/rizon What was even the point

[16:58:32] \g/rizon The fuck is closing for 2 days going to do

[16:59:54] \g/rizon jesus

[17:04:06] \g/rizon .steam -g

[17:04:29] \g/rizon hmm

[17:04:56] \g/rizon Mikoolo said brb about 13 hours ago

[17:04:58] \g/rizon And never came back

[17:05:13] \g/rizon !seen Mikoolo

[17:05:19] \g/rizon Interesting

[17:17:58] \g/rizon i mean unless you remove the except

[17:17:59] \g/rizon lol

[17:18:15] \g/rizon /mode #computertech -e MAGIC*!*@*

[17:24:37] \g/rizon .kb h4

[17:24:49] \g/rizon .ban h4

[17:25:04] \g/rizon .akick add #computertech h4

[17:25:18] \g/rizon it's only gay if it's in self defense

[17:25:23] \g/rizon .akick list

[17:25:27] \g/rizon lmao #1

[17:25:30] \g/rizon 10/10

[17:25:31] \g/rizon Fuck her

[17:25:45] \g/rizon #14 also good

[17:25:47] \g/rizon I approve

[17:26:06] \g/rizon When did you set #9?

[17:26:08] \g/rizon Before I set it in #UK?

[17:26:27] \g/rizon holy shit lol

[17:26:32] \g/rizon he's been doing that shit for that long wtf

[17:26:35] \g/rizon Something must seriously be wrong with him

[17:26:47] \g/rizon but you were a child

[17:26:50] \g/rizon pedo dnr

[17:27:16] \g/rizon Why did you tab him

[17:27:20] \g/rizon When he wasn't here

[17:28:17] \g/rizon My new love bug

[17:28:21] \g/rizon .yt love bug m flo

[17:28:55] \g/rizon Assume everything Batmanhush posts is nfsw and you'll have a much better time

[17:37:29] \g/rizon [10:34AM] [foxy] if you are going to come to the doctor

[17:37:29] \g/rizon [10:34AM] [foxy] make sure you don't smell like weed

[17:37:31] \g/rizon lol

[17:37:33] \g/rizon 100% Billy

[17:37:41] \g/rizon Always gets super high and then goes to teh doctor for some reason

[17:37:55] \g/rizon ^

[17:39:54] \g/rizon >innocent

[17:39:55] \g/rizon >billy

[17:40:00] \g/rizon JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[17:40:42] \g/rizon Billy is a bisexual deviant ex heroin addict who lives like white trash

[17:40:56] \g/rizon You'd think so

[17:40:57] \g/rizon But no

[17:41:17] \g/rizon Not really

[17:41:35] \g/rizon Floridaman and Californiaman are like on polar opposite ends of the spectrum

[17:53:23] \g/rizon CT: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1122947639885955082/image.png

[17:54:53] \g/rizon I collapsed my PMs and forgot about him tbh

[17:54:56] \g/rizon Just opened it to that

[17:55:59] \g/rizon i know windows

[17:56:11] \g/rizon 18"

[17:56:43] \g/rizon I mean

[17:56:44] \g/rizon Depends

[17:56:47] \g/rizon Is she Dutch?

[17:56:56] \g/rizon siswet could probably take 18" like a champ

[17:57:56] \g/rizon [10:55AM] [h4] you can actually know what you hate

[17:57:57] \g/rizon This shit

[17:57:58] \g/rizon Right here

[17:58:02] \g/rizon 10/10

[17:58:29] \g/rizon It's like seeing a unicorn

[17:58:44] \g/rizon Is that the net with the weights on the end

[17:58:45] \g/rizon lol

[17:58:57] \g/rizon oh wtf

[17:59:06] \g/rizon How does it catch them

[17:59:09] \g/rizon It looks way too wide

[17:59:14] \g/rizon Who is he catching

[17:59:18] \g/rizon Nikocado avocado?

[17:59:42] \g/rizon Blankets

[17:59:44] \g/rizon How do they work??

[18:00:02] \g/rizon I like to play Mario Kart with my niece but she cries when she loses

[18:00:08] \g/rizon Not very fun

[18:03:55] \g/rizon bot was fixed so you don't have to specify name now for s/ I think

[18:04:02] \g/rizon s/cancer/greatest

[18:04:06] \g/rizon o maybe not

[18:04:08] \g/rizon But it worked earlier!

[18:04:48] \g/rizon Oh it grabs the last line if you don't specifiy a name

[18:04:51] \g/rizon Ok that makes sense then

[18:05:16] \g/rizon Ok bot is just dumb

[18:05:18] \g/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[18:05:28] \g/rizon s/humourless/very funny

[18:06:02] \g/rizon s/funny/unfunny

[18:06:05] \g/rizon fffff

[18:06:44] \g/rizon Mikoolo reminds me of Seth Everman

[18:06:52] \g/rizon Mikoolo do you know Seth Everman

[18:07:06] \g/rizon Pfft

[18:07:07] \g/rizon Liar

[18:07:11] \g/rizon You know Seth Everman

[18:07:44] \g/rizon [11:07AM] [h4] but why it needs to connect to login.live.com at all <- Because it's sending telemetry data

[18:08:36] \g/rizon idk

[18:08:37] \g/rizon Block it

[18:08:39] \g/rizon And see what breaks

[18:08:49] \g/rizon I work in an environment that has it blocked

[18:08:58] \g/rizon But they're domain joined PCs

[18:10:12] \g/rizon montar: It's related to nearly every built in Microsoft app in Windows 10/11

[18:10:35] \g/rizon Calendar, Mail, Edge, Cortana, Feedback Hub, etc

[18:24:01] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kp8WKodb3M mikoolo

[18:24:23] \g/rizon cheers

[18:31:48] \g/rizon ur a telemetry

[18:36:07] \g/rizon PM

[18:36:20] \g/rizon I keep my PMs collapsed at all times so I don't see the annoying flashing red

[18:36:26] \g/rizon I just opened it after a week to all of those messages

[18:36:27] \g/rizon Yeah

[18:36:27] \g/rizon lol

[18:36:55] \g/rizon He does

[18:40:08] \g/rizon [11:38AM] [ComputerTech] also this siswet <- I only know of siswet because that's the kind of shit Mikoolo is into

[18:40:13] \g/rizon Mikoolo is into a weird spectrum of shit

[18:40:18] \g/rizon From siswet to maserati

[18:40:32] \g/rizon If you say so

[18:41:38] \g/rizon A million busty african queens

[18:41:39] \g/rizon And you choose Maserati

[18:44:43] \g/rizon Mikoolo: Fuck no

[18:47:26] \g/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[18:47:53] \g/rizon Everybody has six pack abs, but it's hidden by a layer of fat

[18:48:02] \g/rizon How big that layer of fat is depends on how much of a fat fuck one is

[18:48:29] \g/rizon Although I am not fat, I could be considered a fat fuck because you can barely see my six pack

[18:48:45] \g/rizon Where it matters

[18:48:48] \g/rizon ;)

[18:49:24] \g/rizon I'm 6' 180 lbs

[18:49:27] \g/rizon 1.8 meters I think

[18:49:31] \g/rizon 81 ish kg?

[18:49:50] \g/rizon h4: u wish

[18:50:19] \g/rizon bmi calculators are terrible

[18:50:26] \g/rizon Because they do not take into account muscle mass vs fat

[18:50:48] \g/rizon Like I'm pretty sure I'm at 13-14% bodyfat

[18:51:47] \g/rizon https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tTxk1tJquDc/maxresdefault.jpg I look kinda like the guy in the upper right

[18:53:05] \g/rizon Your dad is 40

[18:53:10] \g/rizon Because you're a babby

[18:53:31] \g/rizon CT's mom is a potato?

[18:53:33] \g/rizon It all makes sense!

[18:54:30] \g/rizon Oh yeah

[18:54:35] \g/rizon CT's hot ass potato mom

[19:03:28] \g/rizon white power white power

[19:03:40] \g/rizon go back to your country I can't understand you

[19:03:41] \g/rizon white power

[19:03:49] \g/rizon Baby Cakes?

[19:04:11] \g/rizon Swedish thicc women

[19:04:28] \g/rizon I don't know any hot swedish women

[19:04:38] \g/rizon All the swedish women I do know of are passable at best

[19:04:52] \g/rizon Why are Swedish women living in Poland

[19:11:14] \g/rizon Mikoolo

[19:11:23] \g/rizon u watch Mushoku Tensei?

[19:11:37] \g/rizon fk

[19:11:45] \g/rizon wake up Mikoolo

[19:11:57] \g/rizon I posted that a few weeks ago

[19:11:58] \g/rizon lol

[19:12:06] \g/rizon And asked if all irish own sheep

[19:15:51] \g/rizon Why do people even own sheep

[19:16:02] \g/rizon One could argue the wool but if you're painting your sheep, aren't you damaging the wool

[19:16:21] \g/rizon If you can wash the paint off, what stops a thief from washing the paint off

[19:31:38] \g/rizon Puffs of the mary janes?

[20:09:16] \g/rizon .steam

[20:09:39] \g/rizon no

[20:09:51] \g/rizon h4 always breakin shit

[20:38:03] \g/rizon #1 german

[20:38:12] \g/rizon .k ComputerTech

[20:39:03] \g/rizon foxy did you write Angel

[20:39:19] \g/rizon o

[20:39:29] \g/rizon I liked the Audi R8

[20:39:33] \g/rizon When I was like 14

[20:42:16] \g/rizon .kb h4 rude dnr

[20:42:37] \g/rizon Mercedes (like all German cars) sucks

[20:58:15] \g/rizon don't fuck tjr

[21:09:48] \g/rizon don't be an asshole TypoToni

[21:09:54] \g/rizon you asshole

[21:10:24] \g/rizon .kb TypoToni TorS sympathizer DNR

[21:10:43] \g/rizon lol

[21:19:44] \g/rizon dammit bobby

[22:00:15] \g/rizon human remains found in area where Julian Sands went missing

[22:00:16] \g/rizon F

[22:07:35] \g/rizon Dangerous Side Dish: New Mexico Woman Biting into Sonic Hot Dog Gets Mouthful of Cocaine

[23:21:34] \g/rizon [04:21PM] (..notice..) BotServ: (..notice..) BotServ: (..notice..) BotServ: Access denied.

[23:21:35] \g/rizon clearly not me

[23:24:24] \g/rizon so many what

[23:49:40] \g/rizon japex did you j ust adopt two more animals when you're on the verge of eviction

[23:55:58] \g/rizon Uhhh

[23:56:01] \g/rizon It was always a racial slur

[23:56:02] \g/rizon lol

[23:56:17] \g/rizon If you mean there was less stigma in using racial slurs back then, yeah I guess?

[23:56:33] \g/rizon Just like it wouldn't have been bad naming your cat a retard in the 90s

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