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[15:43:37] & h4/rizon hey jmjl

[15:43:43] & h4/rizon $in 2h wb h4

[15:44:01] & h4/rizon hungry

[15:44:03] & h4/rizon dinner

[16:38:14] & h4/rizon so

[16:38:15] & h4/rizon wb foxy btw

[16:39:52] & h4/rizon hey Hotties and foxy

[16:59:34] & h4/rizon yournamehere: s/ey/er/

[17:00:19] & h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[17:00:23] & h4/rizon can you believe it?

[17:00:32] & h4/rizon some fuckers from the freiwillige Feuerwehr

[17:00:35] & h4/rizon DARED to ring my doorbell

[17:28:09] & h4/rizon oh no

[17:28:14] & h4/rizon it's the drunk one

[17:29:23] & h4/rizon every time you call him "gee"

[17:29:33] & h4/rizon i think of 90s hip hop gangstas

[17:29:35] & h4/rizon calling each other G

[17:29:45] & h4/rizon it's a backslash

[17:30:12] & h4/rizon deine Mudda ist gay

[17:31:05] & h4/rizon muricans again

[17:31:08] & h4/rizon talking about guns

[17:31:37] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: if you insist

[17:32:01] & h4/rizon oh go right ahead

[17:32:02] & h4/rizon talk about Audi

[17:32:05] & h4/rizon run your mouth proper

[17:33:18] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: but let's talk about the piece of technology that hasn't evolved in quite some time

[17:33:30] & h4/rizon because building polluting shit cars is still very profitable

[17:33:37] & h4/rizon oh no wait

[17:33:42] & h4/rizon introduce the electric car

[17:33:49] & h4/rizon wildly modern concept (never seen before :O:O:O:O)

[17:34:02] & h4/rizon but don't worry, it's really clean

[17:34:12] & h4/rizon lets put a load of power into it to compensate for our small penises

[17:34:14] & h4/rizon oh wait

[17:34:20] & h4/rizon now it's eating a lot of power

[17:34:54] & h4/rizon electric cars?

[17:34:57] & h4/rizon are you sure?

[17:36:09] & h4/rizon are we talking about the same thing ComputerTech?

[17:36:26] & h4/rizon how are electric cars gross?

[17:43:53] & h4/rizon thx

[17:45:51] & h4/rizon so you are looking for augmented reality?

[18:17:07] & h4/rizon like seeing angela merkel live

[18:17:12] & h4/rizon she looks just so much better than in her pictures

[18:48:20] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: s/were/was/

[18:48:23] & h4/rizon shite

[18:48:28] & h4/rizon ComputerTech

[18:48:36] & h4/rizon hey

[18:48:42] & h4/rizon $in 5m hey ComputerTech

[18:48:46] & h4/rizon $in 10m hallo ComputerTech

[18:48:50] & h4/rizon $in 15m 's geht ComputerTech?

[18:48:55] & h4/rizon $in 20m fuck ComputerTech

[18:49:09] & h4/rizon nah

[18:49:16] & h4/rizon picked up my niece from kindergarten

[18:49:19] & h4/rizon action all around

[18:49:46] & h4/rizon you know it :D

[18:49:56] & h4/rizon might have been a setting

[18:50:05] & h4/rizon but we got our own "balance"

[18:50:13] & h4/rizon shit choice of words

[18:50:19] & h4/rizon foxy: kinda

[18:50:25] & h4/rizon i think it's the same bread just smaller

[18:50:59] & h4/rizon but i usually don't eat bread

[18:51:18] & h4/rizon i never buy bread for example

[18:51:28] & h4/rizon i eat it when my parents invite me to breakfast

[18:52:16] & h4/rizon login: usually 23/8, full strip

[18:52:19] & h4/rizon what's yours?

[18:52:29] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: i actually like it

[18:52:37] & h4/rizon just don't consider it very healthy

[18:52:39] & h4/rizon so i try to avoid it

[18:52:55] & h4/rizon but when i get bread

[18:52:59] & h4/rizon it's usually VOLLKORN

[18:53:02] & h4/rizon whole wheat?

[18:53:07] & h4/rizon grain

[18:53:08] & h4/rizon yes

[18:53:25] & h4/rizon JA FICK IHN

[18:53:35] & h4/rizon not a fan of kaviar

[18:53:37] & h4/rizon german

[18:53:40] & h4/rizon put some butter on it

[18:53:42] & h4/rizon or margarine

[18:53:44] & h4/rizon .t de en margarine

[18:53:47] & h4/rizon oh well

[18:53:50] & h4/rizon a slice of wurst

[18:53:54] & h4/rizon maybe cheese

[18:54:02] & h4/rizon i do?

[18:54:20] & h4/rizon .t de en Müsli

[18:54:24] & h4/rizon i usually eat that for breakfast

[18:54:32] & h4/rizon i don't really think that translation is proper

[18:54:35] & h4/rizon $tr Müsli

[18:54:38] & h4/rizon huh

[18:55:33] & h4/rizon that is really unhealthy bread the dude is using

[18:56:25] & h4/rizon but isn't butter made from animal fat?

[18:56:37] & h4/rizon i don't really see a huge difference between butter and margarine

[18:56:56] & h4/rizon so i'd rather choose the one that doesn't involve animals dying

[18:57:27] & h4/rizon oh yeah

[18:57:30] & h4/rizon it's from milk alright

[18:58:26] & h4/rizon well wikipedia convinced me

[18:58:33] & h4/rizon Margarine has less CO² impact

[18:58:39] & h4/rizon without a source whatsoever

[18:58:40] & h4/rizon but works for me

[18:58:53] & h4/rizon hey ComputerTech

[18:58:57] & h4/rizon my timing is great today

[18:59:03] & h4/rizon gj Angel

[19:01:10] & h4/rizon but i rarely ever buy bread

[19:01:21] & h4/rizon and if i do then not toast

[19:01:26] & h4/rizon but real, proper bread

[19:01:33] & h4/rizon where i have to cut slices myself

[19:01:44] & h4/rizon usually oil

[19:02:04] & h4/rizon your mom takes more energy

[19:09:03] & h4/rizon yes

[19:09:14] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:09:18] & h4/rizon "a"

[19:09:19] & h4/rizon :D

[19:09:29] & h4/rizon i think i have been setting those the entire week

[19:09:33] & h4/rizon some years from now

[19:09:45] & h4/rizon yeah i think we bonded a little there

[19:10:08] & h4/rizon $in 4d ask \g if billy is actually gay

[19:10:31] & h4/rizon to apply cold

[19:10:42] & h4/rizon $in 5d Might he be just bi-curious?

[19:10:59] & h4/rizon $in 6d relay ComputerTech's question to \g

[19:11:03] & h4/rizon i work for the state

[19:11:06] & h4/rizon this takes around a day

[19:11:26] & h4/rizon $in 5d 1hr oh just stfu ComputerTech

[19:11:41] & h4/rizon $in 3d 22h wb ComputerTech

[19:11:54] & h4/rizon wow

[19:12:23] & h4/rizon montar: won't work as you expect it sadly

[19:12:25] & h4/rizon no

[19:12:31] & h4/rizon to trigger the yt bot

[19:12:35] & h4/rizon it would have to start with .yt

[19:12:39] & h4/rizon but it starts with your nick

[19:12:45] & h4/rizon been there, tried that :D

[19:13:02] & h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech ye

[19:13:18] & h4/rizon you could send a yt link

[19:13:26] & h4/rizon .yt rotfront sovietoblaster

[19:13:27] & h4/rizon hold on

[19:13:32] & h4/rizon $in 5s ComputerTech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHIHiFtuEI

[19:13:40] & h4/rizon oh wow

[19:13:42] & h4/rizon or not

[19:14:05] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:14:07] & h4/rizon seems so

[19:14:14] & h4/rizon since it didn't react when you pasted it

[19:14:24] & h4/rizon $in 5h ComputerTech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHIHiFtuEI

[19:14:48] & h4/rizon don't make Internets ignore me again :D

[19:15:25] & h4/rizon why?

[19:15:40] & h4/rizon never heard

[19:16:06] & h4/rizon oh god

[19:16:09] & h4/rizon that face on wikipedia

[19:16:18] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:16:38] & h4/rizon right? :D

[19:16:54] & h4/rizon yeah don't focus on that transgender

[19:16:59] & h4/rizon but that face

[19:17:01] & h4/rizon :D

[19:17:11] & h4/rizon wow

[19:17:18] & h4/rizon a wikipedia page with followers and likes

[19:17:20] & h4/rizon *counts

[19:17:26] & h4/rizon who updates that?

[19:17:42] & h4/rizon or

[19:17:44] & h4/rizon who cares really

[19:17:44] & h4/rizon ?

[19:18:05] & h4/rizon at least get some tits

[19:18:15] & h4/rizon that male skinny body

[19:18:17] & h4/rizon is throwing me off

[19:18:30] & h4/rizon i may be too old for today

[19:18:35] & h4/rizon alcohol

[19:18:47] & h4/rizon lets ask ComputerTech

[19:18:51] & h4/rizon yo CT

[19:18:53] & h4/rizon you think she's fuckable?

[19:19:04] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/wat/yeah/

[19:19:07] & h4/rizon there you go

[19:19:09] & h4/rizon alcohol works

[19:19:56] & h4/rizon oh god

[19:19:59] & h4/rizon her pic on youtube

[19:20:06] & h4/rizon that face really demands a fisting

[19:20:15] & h4/rizon why "smile" like that?

[19:20:26] & h4/rizon now i gotta listen to the voice

[19:20:39] & h4/rizon omg...i don't wanna be transphobic :(

[19:20:57] & h4/rizon why show me this person \g?

[19:21:36] & h4/rizon why are her videos mostly ads?

[19:23:19] & h4/rizon i'm trying to give her a chance here

[19:23:32] & h4/rizon but i feel like her behaviour is meant to provoke me

[19:23:36] & h4/rizon i would hate her if she was a real woman

[19:24:25] & h4/rizon montar: if she isn't smiling as cringe as in the pics

[19:24:34] & h4/rizon now watch one of her shorts

[19:25:24] & h4/rizon .steam

[19:25:48] & h4/rizon wow Mikoolo

[19:25:56] & h4/rizon someone will fall on the floor foaming from this

[19:26:57] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: this video was pure garbage

[19:27:11] & h4/rizon even the quality was

[19:30:18] & h4/rizon poleland?

[19:34:22] & h4/rizon consider yourself dissed ComputerTech

[19:34:24] & h4/rizon wow

[19:35:10] & h4/rizon \g i won't look for new steam ids

[19:35:12] & h4/rizon this one works sometimes

[19:35:13] & h4/rizon .steam

[19:35:17] & h4/rizon sometimes

[19:38:14] & h4/rizon yeah sucks

[19:39:29] & h4/rizon montar: with a whitespace in there?

[19:39:31] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:39:44] & h4/rizon .steam

[19:39:47] & h4/rizon .steam -g

[19:40:55] & h4/rizon wait what

[19:41:02] & h4/rizon there was a Pimp my Ride with Chamillionaire?

[19:57:39] & h4/rizon ach

[19:57:40] & h4/rizon der Kowal

[19:58:46] & h4/rizon all dandy here

[19:58:48] & h4/rizon hbu?

[19:59:30] & h4/rizon Kowal: how come? High traffic?

[19:59:50] & h4/rizon oh they are not really in our news anymore

[20:00:34] & h4/rizon based

[20:02:14] & h4/rizon don't say beer too often

[20:02:19] & h4/rizon ComputerTech will increase his dosage

[20:02:31] & h4/rizon look away ComputerTech!

[20:02:44] & h4/rizon oh look, over there! Is that a naked sheep??

[20:02:49] & h4/rizon you should go check that out ComputerTech

[20:03:24] & h4/rizon haha

[20:03:27] & h4/rizon go and order a bear

[20:03:32] & h4/rizon then make a big fuss if they hand you a beer

[20:04:06] & h4/rizon huh

[20:04:10] & h4/rizon you need to let go Mikoolo

[20:04:15] & h4/rizon not returning here when waking up

[20:04:45] & h4/rizon oh boy

[20:04:46] & h4/rizon that guy

[20:06:01] & h4/rizon don't

[20:06:04] & h4/rizon just flip n0s3y|afk off

[20:07:29] & h4/rizon oh joy

[20:07:37] & h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[20:07:40] & h4/rizon $in 5m stfu ComputerTech

[20:07:43] & h4/rizon $in 10m stfu ComputerTech

[20:07:47] & h4/rizon $in 15m stfu ComputerTech

[20:07:52] & h4/rizon $in 20m no really, just stfu already

[20:08:06] & h4/rizon n0s3y|afk rude?

[20:08:08] & h4/rizon you are rude

[20:08:10] & h4/rizon you ruined the moment

[20:08:13] & h4/rizon you drunk moron

[20:08:24] & h4/rizon right

[20:09:38] & h4/rizon ofc you do

[20:25:36] & h4/rizon why is this sub-automobile speaking?

[20:25:45] & h4/rizon isn't there a dump where we can lose it?

[20:25:51] & h4/rizon maybe sell it to get something better

[20:25:53] & h4/rizon like a toyota

[20:26:05] & h4/rizon Frogorg: Lada ofc

[20:26:55] & h4/rizon it's so obvious if you think about it too

[20:27:01] & h4/rizon i mean look at this Audi in here

[20:27:08] & h4/rizon you really want to be transported in a car like that?

[20:27:25] & h4/rizon thank you!

[20:27:37] & h4/rizon .unban h4

[20:27:38] & h4/rizon :)

[20:27:47] & h4/rizon NEIN

[20:27:59] & h4/rizon huh

[20:28:01] & h4/rizon that backfired a little

[20:28:09] & h4/rizon sounds like Angel told me to stfu

[20:28:15] & h4/rizon Audi: english motherfucker

[20:28:16] & h4/rizon do you speak it?

[20:28:47] & h4/rizon $tell Audi don't get all worked up about it. One day you too can become the equivalent of a Daihatsu

[20:29:00] & h4/rizon $in 20m Audi vroom vroom

[20:29:07] & h4/rizon $in 30m Audi Kolbenfresser :'(

[20:29:12] & h4/rizon $in 40m Audi in Werkstatt

[20:29:17] & h4/rizon $in 50m BMW gemietet

[20:29:59] & h4/rizon $in 19m see you Audi o/

[20:30:14] & h4/rizon you got a HR department?

[20:30:36] & h4/rizon $in 1h stfu ComputerTech

[20:30:39] & h4/rizon $in 2h stfu ComputerTech

[20:30:47] & h4/rizon $in 3h omgwtf ComputerTech

[20:30:59] & h4/rizon don't worry

[20:31:05] & h4/rizon i won't be as mean to you as phonekait was

[20:31:12] & h4/rizon i actually ..

[20:31:13] & h4/rizon how to put this?

[20:31:17] & h4/rizon not gonna say i like you per se

[20:31:20] & h4/rizon i don't dislike you

[20:31:23] & h4/rizon how does that sound?

[20:31:38] & h4/rizon phonekait: i don't have no feelings towards you

[20:31:45] & h4/rizon not even negative ones

[20:31:58] & h4/rizon i guess i just acknowledge that you are there

[20:31:59] & h4/rizon and there

[20:32:01] & h4/rizon and there

[20:32:04] & h4/rizon and pretty much everywhere

[20:32:23] & h4/rizon all around, so to speak

[20:33:14] & h4/rizon you should learn to append

[20:33:36] & h4/rizon i haven't said a word the entire tim

[20:33:37] & h4/rizon e

[20:34:10] & h4/rizon $in 15m Audi are you gone yet?

[20:34:53] & h4/rizon $in 13m Audi /part

[20:36:01] & h4/rizon Audi: if you have anything to get off your chest before you part

[20:36:06] & h4/rizon tell it now

[20:36:13] & h4/rizon btw: is it color or colour, Audi?

[20:36:50] & h4/rizon .t de en hell

[20:37:41] & h4/rizon $tell n0s3y|afk ich habe gelernt, dass man nicht zu allem eine Meinung haben muss

[20:48:06] & h4/rizon bye bye Audi

[20:49:31] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/3/\/3/

[20:51:53] & h4/rizon oh alright

[20:51:56] & h4/rizon i see Audi was bluffing

[20:51:58] & h4/rizon well then

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