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Saturday, July 1, 2023

[12:24:50] Ahsoka/rizon Updog is the opposite of the sexual position Downwarddog?

[12:26:43] Ahsoka/rizon I mean opposite position

[12:26:48] Ahsoka/rizon xD

[12:27:36] Ahsoka/rizon Now im curious what that would look like and sounds painful in theory

[16:26:13] Ahsoka/rizon Know that you are ugly as the day is long?

[16:27:48] Ahsoka/rizon Ugly should be ComputerTech's middlename Yeah Colby Ugly Cheese

[16:28:57] Ahsoka/rizon Or is Colby Ugly McCheeee or O'Cheese?

[16:30:01] Ahsoka/rizon Both O' and Mc are irishism

[16:32:10] Ahsoka/rizon The prefixes "Mac" and "Mc" come from the Irish word "mac" meaning "son," and both occur in names from both countries

[16:33:21] Ahsoka/rizon Who would want ComputerTech as a brother?

[16:34:28] Ahsoka/rizon But his aasface is repugnant

[16:37:36] Ahsoka/rizon It would improve ComputerTech if he pulled a face off with someone relatively good looking, but it would mean that person would be really ugly after i wouldnt wish that on my worse enemy

[16:38:03] Ahsoka/rizon Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[16:38:10] Ahsoka/rizon My eyes

[16:38:16] Ahsoka/rizon They burn

[16:38:47] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[16:40:23] Ahsoka/rizon Right now enjoying grilled cheeses with bacon

[16:41:04] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[16:49:08] Ahsoka/rizon Today I nearly attempted to kill my cat, for some reason its started pissing on my beanbag chair this being the third day in a rowe, but instead grabbed and shoved his face into the piss puddle

[16:51:53] Ahsoka/rizon First time it happened i sat in it

[16:53:17] Ahsoka/rizon It was on top

[16:54:59] Ahsoka/rizon Because the bean slopes, the converges into several pools

[16:55:15] Ahsoka/rizon Piss

[16:57:06] Ahsoka/rizon I thought i spilt something till i was cleaning it up, it turned the paper towel yellow

[16:57:47] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[16:58:35] Ahsoka/rizon Eewwwwwwe

[16:59:37] Ahsoka/rizon I ended up ordering enzyme cleaner off amazon, parents are paying me back

[17:00:25] Ahsoka/rizon Tonight putting tin foil on the bean bag its supposed to keep cats off

[17:14:02] Ahsoka/rizon Stop lying Tim

[17:14:45] Ahsoka/rizon XD

[17:18:45] Ahsoka/rizon ComputerTech stop being jealous that im named after a princess because hes named after a cheese XD

[17:22:42] Ahsoka/rizon Who wants some?

[17:28:04] Ahsoka/rizon The original Aoife was a warrior princess

[19:12:14] Ahsoka/rizon Gentle reminder ComputerTech is Assfaced Hobgoblin from Uranus's anus

[19:14:13] Ahsoka/rizon Heh hands off foxy she's one of my harem

[19:17:40] Ahsoka/rizon Im curious what do ugly creatures eat, do things like ComputerTech need a special food that they take anally through the mouth orifice?

[19:19:02] Ahsoka/rizon No im not angry with ComputerTech, this is only a running that i pretemd hes ugly

[19:20:16] Ahsoka/rizon Another running gag is i pretend h4 is intelligent (just kidding)

[19:21:39] Ahsoka/rizon h4 you built yourself a sex robot?

[19:22:37] Ahsoka/rizon Or fucking machine is the nickname of your anal dildo?

[19:22:47] Ahsoka/rizon Nm

[19:23:04] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[19:24:33] Ahsoka/rizon Omg is foxy and h4 the same person, since they left at the exact same time XD

[19:25:24] Ahsoka/rizon Oh

[19:26:04] Ahsoka/rizon No wonder half this place feels really ugly

[19:28:46] Ahsoka/rizon And half the room jizzes in my face, im now starting to feel french fry, being covered in jiz instead of mayo

[19:29:20] Ahsoka/rizon Yes jizz

[20:01:41] Ahsoka/rizon Who rang?

[20:03:33] Ahsoka/rizon Oh HAPPY BEAVER MAPLE SYRUP HOCKEY GEESE ARE JERKS CANADA DAY!!!!!

[20:04:39] Ahsoka/rizon XD

[20:08:35] Ahsoka/rizon I thought when things are going south it meant things were going bad

[20:10:18] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[20:28:11] Ahsoka/rizon Who doesnt hate ComputerTech is the real question?

[20:28:48] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

[20:47:13] Ahsoka/rizon At least going down the drain is likely way better than being sucked into ComputerTech's face anus

[20:50:07] Ahsoka/rizon Its just ComputerTech's face that's a sexual offense

[20:51:03] Ahsoka/rizon This house is.clean

[23:06:29] Ahsoka/rizon Did your junk disappear?

[23:07:22] Ahsoka/rizon That commercial lied if it hasnt

[23:08:03] Ahsoka/rizon If you want junk to disappear just point at it

[23:08:15] Ahsoka/rizon XD

[23:10:02] Ahsoka/rizon Damn it that commercial lied to me

[23:11:06] Ahsoka/rizon It's a commercial for a garbage removal company

[23:11:49] Ahsoka/rizon Last I checked she was in #ireland

[23:12:39] Ahsoka/rizon Lol

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