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[05:05:16] Dr_DICK/rizon My town is firing off Canada Day fireworks in the middle of a thunderstorm

[05:05:17] Dr_DICK/rizon Genius

[05:06:51] Dr_DICK/rizon Canada

[12:34:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Sideways Salimander

[12:51:40] Dr_DICK/rizon Ahoyhoy

[12:52:12] Dr_DICK/rizon phonekait 8=========<3

[12:53:34] Dr_DICK/rizon Looks tasty af. Looks a lot better than soup

[12:53:59] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech~~~~

[12:54:18] Dr_DICK/rizon Huh usually I only have dreams of beating meat

[12:54:23] Dr_DICK/rizon Kek

[12:56:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[12:59:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Enough to make an Anorexic girl blush

[13:03:36] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[13:04:32] Dr_DICK/rizon It sounds easier to just eat normal and exercise

[13:04:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Less torture

[13:05:38] Dr_DICK/rizon To an extent, just gotta get an overall consistent diet going that doesn't cause any big gain if you don't exercise but doesn't starve you if you do

[13:05:54] Dr_DICK/rizon Food is fuel

[13:07:10] Dr_DICK/rizon Weight gain isn't just calories, calories is the actual fuel value it'd provide for you. There's a lot in the vitamin and fat content of the meal itself but also one's own metabolism.

[13:08:21] Dr_DICK/rizon There's a wildman (that was followed by a Discovery documentary crew for 3 years) that lives on a minimum 1300

[13:08:29] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[13:08:38] Dr_DICK/rizon It works that way here with car insurance

[13:23:24] Dr_DICK/rizon It actually speeds up the metabolism slightly

[13:24:03] Dr_DICK/rizon I've only seen one at the zoo

[13:25:28] Dr_DICK/rizon Added to my torrent list. I can't afford a VPN until Wednesday when GST comes in

[13:26:13] Dr_DICK/rizon Do you torrent in your browser ComputerTech?!

[13:26:33] Dr_DICK/rizon /kick ComputerTech Know your place, trash

[13:27:15] Dr_DICK/rizon He wants the government to find him, just not right away

[13:27:24] Dr_DICK/rizon Hence the static IP and using nord

[13:27:42] Dr_DICK/rizon Mulvad is the only good one, they store no customer data

[13:28:27] Dr_DICK/rizon I had tried it before he recommended it, my internet at the time though wasn't the powerhouse it is now though

[13:29:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Only 5?

[13:29:42] Dr_DICK/rizon So you're more like PhoneTech than ComputerTech

[13:29:46] Dr_DICK/rizon You're a phony!

[13:29:48] Dr_DICK/rizon A big fat phony!

[13:30:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Well mobile broadband paired with ComputerTech (computerte@ComputerTech.Network) has left (AndroIRC)

[13:30:15] Dr_DICK/rizon AndroIRC

[13:30:16] Dr_DICK/rizon Gross

[13:30:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Opening a VM, installing anything but ubuntu, and then installing Hexchat

[13:33:22] Dr_DICK/rizon Here's mine https://www.speedtest.net/result/14937652157

[13:34:37] Dr_DICK/rizon You got your sheep breeding cameras set up I see

[13:34:55] Dr_DICK/rizon You're absolutely clueless rn ComputerTech

[13:34:56] Dr_DICK/rizon Must be sober

[13:35:50] Dr_DICK/rizon I approve of that kick message

[13:36:06] Dr_DICK/rizon And you would suckle on that kick message

[13:37:10] Dr_DICK/rizon $cc 60 * 13.5

[13:37:14] Dr_DICK/rizon $c 60 * 13.5

[13:37:25] Dr_DICK/rizon A good bot, Internets, does .cc

[13:37:29] Dr_DICK/rizon Not your shit

[13:37:44] Dr_DICK/rizon $ in 810m Consider tea

[13:37:50] Dr_DICK/rizon I said NOT your shit

[13:37:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Dumbfuck

[13:37:56] Dr_DICK/rizon As in Angel is your shit

[13:38:00] Dr_DICK/rizon ur dumb

[13:38:27] Dr_DICK/rizon Well you're ComputerTech so it's your shit, despite not being on a Computer or being a Tech

[13:39:15] Dr_DICK/rizon Not if he's wearing it

[13:41:24] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech and his dumb

[13:41:32] Dr_DICK/rizon :~~~~D

[13:49:42] Dr_DICK/rizon Slut

[13:49:56] Dr_DICK/rizon I wish

[13:51:24] Dr_DICK/rizon First Ubuntu, now Windows...

[13:51:26] Dr_DICK/rizon Not a tech

[13:51:33] Dr_DICK/rizon Not even a Computer

[13:53:30] Dr_DICK/rizon There he is

[13:53:34] Dr_DICK/rizon Someone sane

[13:53:53] Dr_DICK/rizon You just missed him actually, I think he went to make soup

[13:53:58] Dr_DICK/rizon I said sane, not a whore

[13:54:44] Dr_DICK/rizon I might have ice cream

[13:54:50] Dr_DICK/rizon For breakfast

[13:56:25] Dr_DICK/rizon You don't like it because you constantly have alcohol in your stomach which causes it to curdle. The rest of us non-alcoholics get to enjoy Ice cream

[13:57:44] Dr_DICK/rizon You don't like it because you constantly have alcohol in your stomach which causes it to curdle. The rest of us non-alcoholics get to enjoy Ice cream

[13:57:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Fucking firewall logs are lighting up again

[13:58:07] Dr_DICK/rizon Well I said it then started pinging out so I woudln't know

[13:58:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Plus that

[13:58:55] Dr_DICK/rizon I think someone already has that covered with me

[13:59:15] Dr_DICK/rizon Yeah, at least they're finally learning my active hours after 8 months

[13:59:40] Dr_DICK/rizon Most likely

[14:00:21] Dr_DICK/rizon Although tbh it is also likely my dad pissed someone off with his useless twitter arguments, then clicked on a sketchy link and got IP phished

[14:00:46] Dr_DICK/rizon I don't deal with that stuff and my Dad is thick as a brick when it is coming to that, only he can know what is going on and deal with it.

[14:01:02] Dr_DICK/rizon LMFAO

[14:09:02] Dr_DICK/rizon If you were ComputerTech you'd melt from that news

[14:09:39] Dr_DICK/rizon The whisky of course

[14:10:22] Dr_DICK/rizon He told me he doesn't like Ice cream, so I had to explain it's because the alcohol in his stomach 24/7 curdling it

[14:11:21] Dr_DICK/rizon I got the worst news the other day

[14:11:24] Dr_DICK/rizon He's a phoneposter

[14:11:31] Dr_DICK/rizon Yet he advertises he's a ComputerTech

[14:11:39] Dr_DICK/rizon Gross

[14:12:19] Dr_DICK/rizon There's also very little tech about him

[14:12:34] Dr_DICK/rizon He's more like TouchGoogle

[14:13:11] Dr_DICK/rizon He's still stupid enough to do it

[14:14:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Why would you not want Ice Cream for breakfast?

[14:15:00] Dr_DICK/rizon It's an anytime food, like Cum is to you CumpsterTech

[15:29:04] Dr_DICK/rizon You vaguely remember him between your blackouts

[16:09:41] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 10m Floor

[16:10:06] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1h Hi ComputerTech

[16:10:08] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 2h Hi ComputerTech

[16:10:12] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 3h Hi ComputerTech

[16:10:15] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 8h Hi ComputerTech

[16:10:26] Dr_DICK/rizon Yes seriously

[16:10:38] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 10h Computer 8==D~~

[16:10:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Fuck I forgot half your name there lmao

[16:10:56] Dr_DICK/rizon It's gonna look like an alarm for porn

[16:11:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh shit it's got minutes added on

[16:12:20] Dr_DICK/rizon Well it'd make more sense to do decimal places when doing a unit but it'd make sense that you'd only understand the most lengthy and cumbersome way to do something PhoneposterTech

[16:12:48] Dr_DICK/rizon Tie it down then

[16:13:12] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpCake

[16:13:49] Dr_DICK/rizon You can tell when the ugly fat chicks from highschool finally get a steady boyfriend years later because that's all they post all of a sudden

[16:14:56] Dr_DICK/rizon $dict sit

[16:15:37] Dr_DICK/rizon .quote add <sushi-chan> I am a deodorant

[16:16:05] Dr_DICK/rizon her fumes

[16:20:17] Dr_DICK/rizon Yeah you would say cock, wouldn't you CumpsterTech

[16:20:39] Dr_DICK/rizon I know you diddle cocks until you see the doo

[16:20:41] Dr_DICK/rizon Stop bragging

[16:21:26] Dr_DICK/rizon You're one day late to pridem month, we're not tolerating your cock diddling for dew

[16:32:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Because you love a good peter in your mouth

[16:32:12] Dr_DICK/rizon You cock a diddle until dew

[16:32:34] Dr_DICK/rizon His sister is just him in a wig

[16:33:02] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech in a wig

[16:33:34] Dr_DICK/rizon Yes adopt one

[16:33:39] Dr_DICK/rizon So MAGIC can fulfil his prophecy

[16:39:16] Dr_DICK/rizon Gey is what you are

[16:40:50] Dr_DICK/rizon Grilled cheesus

[16:40:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Grilled cheesus crust

[16:44:37] Dr_DICK/rizon He's not shaking you on purpose, that's just the alcohol withdrawl

[17:23:33] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh shit

[17:25:47] Dr_DICK/rizon From foreskin to fork

[17:27:04] Dr_DICK/rizon Amazon has failed me yet again, my pringles seems like they won't be here today

[17:28:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao too true

[17:28:41] Dr_DICK/rizon Because they advertised prime next day delivery, that's why it's their fault. It's the next day

[17:28:56] Dr_DICK/rizon Plus it's more than twice the price at the convenience store

[17:29:01] Dr_DICK/rizon Those were good

[17:29:23] Dr_DICK/rizon Although tasted mostly of just burger, artificial bacon, and mustard

[17:30:44] Dr_DICK/rizon I got $15 to get me until Wednesday

[17:30:50] Dr_DICK/rizon *get me through

[17:32:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Is it in the metaverse?

[17:34:56] Dr_DICK/rizon Have you had your beer yet today?

[17:35:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[17:35:35] Dr_DICK/rizon I can already tell

[18:35:20] Dr_DICK/rizon Little Frogorg baby incoming

[19:29:23] Dr_DICK/rizon Free protein

[19:51:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh boy I just got a Tornado warning

[19:52:01] Dr_DICK/rizon Nah my house is a tornado death trap

[19:52:22] Dr_DICK/rizon Our basement is ground level, just back half is burried

[19:52:50] Dr_DICK/rizon But so far I see nothing nearby

[19:53:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh no okay I see it

[19:54:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Uh see you all in either an hour or a few days

[20:06:31] Dr_DICK/rizon I think I'll be fine. Radars are saying it is gonna go south of here

[20:06:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol

[20:13:06] Dr_DICK/rizon Congratulations you can afford a large order of fries

[20:26:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Nothing new, give it an hour it might change

[20:48:58] Dr_DICK/rizon $yt Detachable penis

[20:50:51] Dr_DICK/rizon I'd run a detachable penis store where you could exchange it on lease and if you don't pay your cock payments I send a Repo man to come crowbar your dick off and take it away

[20:51:48] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1minute 24second ComputerTech

[20:51:56] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol

[20:52:22] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1minute 24second ComputerTech

[20:54:14] Dr_DICK/rizon I think I am gonna go have a nap soon

[20:56:54] Dr_DICK/rizon Colby is kickable and breedable

[20:57:50] Dr_DICK/rizon $8ball Should I nap

[20:57:53] Dr_DICK/rizon BOOO

[20:58:50] Dr_DICK/rizon Wow

[20:58:53] Dr_DICK/rizon I don't want to nap later

[20:59:04] Dr_DICK/rizon That'll turn into a sleep

[20:59:29] Dr_DICK/rizon It takes that long just to get comfy

[20:59:32] Dr_DICK/rizon If not longer

[20:59:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Yeah I'm napping rn fuck off

[20:59:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[21:02:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Time to get back up

[21:03:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Powerful

[21:03:44] Dr_DICK/rizon I'm not a Paki truck driver, I can't live off that

[21:04:03] Dr_DICK/rizon I need at least 4 hours gay

[21:04:54] Dr_DICK/rizon 24/7 CondomTech delivery

[21:05:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Mikoolo: s/ban/award

[21:15:48] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh no CumpsterTech~~~~~~ is back

[21:15:51] Dr_DICK/rizon Time to actually nap

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