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[00:28:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Up next on ComputerTech network: How to chug 3 beers in a minute using a funnel, tube, and some lube

[00:28:50] Dr_DICK/rizon You're dumb

[00:29:56] Dr_DICK/rizon CumpsterTech~~~~

[02:04:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Moaning

[02:06:13] Dr_DICK/rizon It's Chanserv ComputerTech, ChanStat is for CHANNEL STATISTICS

[02:06:17] Dr_DICK/rizon Hence the name CHAN STAT

[02:06:35] Dr_DICK/rizon You must be sobering up

[02:06:41] Dr_DICK/rizon You couldn't take my abuse

[02:06:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol

[03:53:54] Dr_DICK/rizon $8ball Do shrooms?

[03:54:02] Dr_DICK/rizon This bot is no fun

[03:58:28] Dr_DICK/rizon Hey irish666

[04:08:49] Dr_DICK/rizon My lemon juice expired last year so I am gonna try Lemon Tek with Peach Something Citrus juice

[04:08:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Might not work but it'll make the tea tasty

[04:13:39] Dr_DICK/rizon I am at about the 12 minute mark and now adding water

[04:13:44] Dr_DICK/rizon I steep my tea for 20 minutes

[04:16:14] Dr_DICK/rizon I even used a temperature probe this time and didn't let the water get past 85c

[04:18:12] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 15m Steep done

[04:18:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Forgot to set a timer

[04:20:44] Dr_DICK/rizon wdym

[04:21:39] Dr_DICK/rizon Mushroom tea?

[04:21:45] Dr_DICK/rizon The thing that is being discussed?

[04:25:24] Dr_DICK/rizon I mean really as long as the shroom tea doesn't start to turn blue, you're in the clear. Blue it the actives oxidizing

[04:25:37] Dr_DICK/rizon Even then it can still be good

[04:29:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Are you remembering to breath?

[04:32:47] Dr_DICK/rizon Dabadee Dabadaa

[04:35:26] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 45m It's been 45m since first sip

[04:36:06] Dr_DICK/rizon I've had that while working with dyes, except I know it's not medical fuckery like that

[04:36:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Scars don't sweat

[04:36:49] Dr_DICK/rizon Scars don't sweat so when you're working with powdery shit it sticks to everywhere on your hands but the scars

[04:51:53] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 45m It's been 45m since you finished the cup

[05:03:29] Dr_DICK/rizon I'd say that whatever citrus juice did the trick

[06:43:32] Dr_DICK/rizon hwat

[06:44:29] Dr_DICK/rizon aloha

[07:00:24] Dr_DICK/rizon Mario Kart 8 is a different experience on mushrooms holy shit

[07:01:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Hi wez

[07:02:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Neat. We're still awaiting euro gmp audit to even consider those markets

[16:15:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Are the leftovers going to be your soup for the next week?

[16:52:49] Dr_DICK/rizon You probably would have less if you didn't just fill a room with rainbow nonsense

[16:53:39] Dr_DICK/rizon That sentence sounds worse than I mean.

[16:53:45] Dr_DICK/rizon Actual rainbows

[16:57:50] Dr_DICK/rizon He's in a million channels and you assume instantly here

[17:34:27] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1h ComputerTech

[17:34:32] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1hour 30 minutes ComputerTech

[17:34:48] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1hour 24 minutes ComputerTech hi

[17:36:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Notice how he said yet

[17:45:30] Dr_DICK/rizon He's barely a ComputerTech, he phoneposts

[17:45:45] Dr_DICK/rizon /kick ComputerTech

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[17:47:51] Dr_DICK/rizon Well the alcoholic phone poster named the channel after himself

[17:52:40] Dr_DICK/rizon He certainly bonds with them alright, leaves a sticky bonding fluid behind

[17:54:45] Dr_DICK/rizon I bet when they piss you off all you do about it is get on your knees and pull down their pants

[17:55:18] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmfao

[17:55:41] Dr_DICK/rizon "Finish stocking those shelves and maybe you can cum"

[17:56:18] Dr_DICK/rizon He only swallows the best workers

[17:56:45] Dr_DICK/rizon Kinda hot ngl

[17:57:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[17:57:33] Dr_DICK/rizon He's gonna shoot up a server rack

[17:58:02] Dr_DICK/rizon He usually cums before someone

[17:58:07] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol

[17:58:59] Dr_DICK/rizon We don't?

[17:59:16] Dr_DICK/rizon Ah true

[18:00:15] Dr_DICK/rizon He's a gentle alcoholic flower

[18:38:20] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech

[18:42:20] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech

[18:42:46] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech

[18:43:11] Dr_DICK/rizon Kek hi Frogorg

[19:16:08] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1h Flip laundry and say hi to ComputerTech

[19:16:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Hehe you just did a meatspin

[19:16:32] Dr_DICK/rizon Ghey

[19:45:58] Dr_DICK/rizon Ew it's the fr*nch

[20:08:54] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmfao

[20:25:05] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 1h Laundry done also ping ComputerTech

[20:40:24] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmfao

[20:44:55] Dr_DICK/rizon $in 5d <Piba> Elon Musk is just a puppet for jewish

[20:45:18] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[21:15:43] Dr_DICK/rizon Yet somehow you're also cancer

[21:16:52] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech (computerte@ComputerTech.Network) has left (i'm)

[21:16:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Finishing early like you always do

[21:17:09] Dr_DICK/rizon Stupid phoneposter

[21:17:43] Dr_DICK/rizon I'll stop being mean when my amazon order arrives

[21:19:28] Dr_DICK/rizon CumedyTech

[21:20:40] Dr_DICK/rizon Confused as always

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[21:21:25] Dr_DICK/rizon |:

[21:21:36] Dr_DICK/rizon 8====D:

[21:22:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Silly CumpsterTech, confused as always

[21:22:21] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[21:22:58] Dr_DICK/rizon Slut

[21:24:57] Dr_DICK/rizon It isn't until my pringles arrive

[21:25:11] Dr_DICK/rizon ComputerTech

[21:29:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Of course you're drinking

[21:29:13] Dr_DICK/rizon AlcoholismTech

[21:29:43] Dr_DICK/rizon Beer isn't a "yet" thing for me like it is you.

[21:30:45] Dr_DICK/rizon When he goes to stop drinking he'll get the shakes at best

[21:31:10] Dr_DICK/rizon Is is lmao

[21:31:43] Dr_DICK/rizon Everyone in your area is an alcoholic then. Like I said many times Alcoholism is a culture there

[21:32:04] Dr_DICK/rizon The water was poison for a few hundred years so your ancestors survived on light beer, except your people didn't switch back to water

[21:33:00] Dr_DICK/rizon Cholera

[21:33:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Mainl

[21:33:06] Dr_DICK/rizon *Mainly

[21:33:55] Dr_DICK/rizon It's still a habit for you

[21:34:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Means you're an alcoholic

[21:34:40] Dr_DICK/rizon I drink but I don't drink every day or even every week. Special occasions, vacation, hot days, etc but not every day or every week. It's special not a habit

[21:35:59] Dr_DICK/rizon Think of it like soda/pop/whateverthefuck. 2-3 times a day isn't as bad as others but it is still bad, and cutting it down to once or twice a week is still bad and still makes it a habit

[21:37:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Even then you're still letting it control you

[21:37:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Doesn't matter

[21:37:56] Dr_DICK/rizon Habit is habit

[21:38:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Addiction is addiction

[21:38:13] Dr_DICK/rizon Doesn't matter

[21:38:14] Dr_DICK/rizon Habit is habit

[21:38:16] Dr_DICK/rizon Addiction is addiction

[21:39:06] Dr_DICK/rizon .f set Edmonton

[21:39:10] Dr_DICK/rizon .f set Edmonton Ca

[21:39:23] Dr_DICK/rizon .use balzac

[21:39:27] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[21:39:32] Dr_DICK/rizon .register_location balzac

[21:39:36] Dr_DICK/rizon France?

[21:39:41] Dr_DICK/rizon .register_location balzac ca

[21:39:44] Dr_DICK/rizon .register_location balzac canada

[21:39:45] Dr_DICK/rizon Fuck off

[21:40:03] Dr_DICK/rizon .register_location balzac, ca

[21:40:07] Dr_DICK/rizon You need the ,

[21:40:10] Dr_DICK/rizon Up your ass

[21:40:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Smh RapistTech plz

[21:41:03] Dr_DICK/rizon CONSENT

[21:41:11] Dr_DICK/rizon You're the one that inserted me in you

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[21:42:06] Dr_DICK/rizon I'm gonna go have a nap now while the alcoholic drinks himself to sleep

[21:42:10] Dr_DICK/rizon ConfusedTech

[21:42:39] Dr_DICK/rizon Since that slut CumpsterTech hasn't made my amazon package arrived in a timely manner

[21:42:52] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[21:49:49] Dr_DICK/rizon My pringles have arrived

[21:50:11] Dr_DICK/rizon I started early

[21:50:34] Dr_DICK/rizon Yeah they're basically mashed potato formed into a chip

[21:50:49] Dr_DICK/rizon They can't be called crisps in the UK or some shit because of that

[21:51:02] Dr_DICK/rizon I got the Cheddar and the Sour Cream scorching

[21:51:06] Dr_DICK/rizon They're cheap on Amazo

[21:52:06] Dr_DICK/rizon Refreshing

[21:52:16] Dr_DICK/rizon I got as much sleep as I do at night

[21:52:17] Dr_DICK/rizon None

[21:53:56] Dr_DICK/rizon That's not exactly a thing where I am, there is a grocery section but the food items get dispatched from the same warehouses as other local next-day goods usually

[21:54:35] Dr_DICK/rizon Most of the advertised drinks won't even delivery to my area, leaving me stuck with starbucks energy drinks

[21:58:06] Dr_DICK/rizon The milk?

[21:58:53] Dr_DICK/rizon Mommy milkers?

[21:59:23] Dr_DICK/rizon Oh that lmfao

[21:59:29] Dr_DICK/rizon Yeah

[22:00:30] Dr_DICK/rizon Lol it's okay same here

[22:01:24] Dr_DICK/rizon Getting more mushrooms on Wednesday when GST rebate comes in. Mine have been stored for a few months and I think have taken on moisture

[22:01:39] Dr_DICK/rizon And almost out

[22:02:08] Dr_DICK/rizon Bong, pipe. Could even make a fruit pipe

[22:03:03] Dr_DICK/rizon Yeah pipes are sus to smoke in public

[22:03:09] Dr_DICK/rizon Bongs everyone knows what you're doing

[22:03:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Lmao

[22:05:04] Dr_DICK/rizon I don't even know if my mom is alive tbh

[22:27:33] Dr_DICK/rizon I got to know both my sets of Great Grandparents

[22:29:11] Dr_DICK/rizon I guess I knew 2/4 sets of grandparents, I knew very few people on my mom's side but I knew my dad's parents parent's

[22:30:12] Dr_DICK/rizon Did CT try to fuck a new hole?

[22:30:50] Dr_DICK/rizon Probably CT's dog

[22:30:56] Dr_DICK/rizon It bullies him too

[22:31:31] Dr_DICK/rizon So you don't even own the sheep you fuck, smh

[22:31:44] Dr_DICK/rizon Some other farmer has to clean your mess every morning

[22:32:42] Dr_DICK/rizon Does the farmer notice the extra lubrication?

[22:33:10] Dr_DICK/rizon CT's a horny fella

[22:33:51] Dr_DICK/rizon For some reason his eggs kept being fertile despite there being no rooster

[22:34:23] Dr_DICK/rizon Yep

[22:34:42] Dr_DICK/rizon All the rooster provides is the sperm that the soft membrane absorbs and then begins to form a chick inside the egg

[22:36:08] Dr_DICK/rizon When CT's mom told him to go out and get a Cock for the hens, he just spent the money on beer because he's already got a cock

[22:37:13] Dr_DICK/rizon Because he's an alcoholic

[22:37:17] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[22:37:20] Dr_DICK/rizon !reload

[22:37:22] Dr_DICK/rizon !bang

[22:37:54] Dr_DICK/rizon !reload

[22:38:34] Dr_DICK/rizon I assume DuckHunt points are channel exclusive?

[22:38:55] Dr_DICK/rizon Shit, can't sit in this place at work all day and farm ducks then

[22:39:15] Dr_DICK/rizon My desk is very public

[22:39:44] Dr_DICK/rizon Says the CumpsterTech

[22:40:07] Dr_DICK/rizon I NEED AN ADULT

[22:40:29] Dr_DICK/rizon It's fine Zack, the owner of the channel posts from a phone. Not even a computer

[22:41:02] Dr_DICK/rizon Even worse, he bought a larger non-functional phone

[22:41:22] Dr_DICK/rizon But it's not a proper computer. Not as many porn options

[22:42:03] Dr_DICK/rizon He;s out

[22:42:42] Dr_DICK/rizon Chris Chan bonded out of prison on March 27th

[22:46:33] Dr_DICK/rizon It's worse when you hear the recorded audio conversations of "how she warmed up to it"

[22:46:50] Dr_DICK/rizon He talked about it, bragged about it, talked to a troll about it

[22:47:08] Dr_DICK/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Yb6_nW3OM

[22:47:57] Dr_DICK/rizon Chris Chan wouldn't be Chris Chan without the internet

[22:48:05] Dr_DICK/rizon Not as we know him/her

[22:49:08] Dr_DICK/rizon Bob wouldn't have anybody but Chris to be mad at if there was nobody enabling Chris's outlandish behaviors

[22:49:29] Dr_DICK/rizon Hard to say if he would or wouldn't have done that without the internet though

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