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[00:02:31] Esjay/rizon Suntop; look, if you want to discuss failures, we have a wide slew to choose from

[00:23:35] Esjay/rizon lmao he does this shit

[01:05:07] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; I'll get high

[01:05:16] Esjay/rizon Let me go pee

[01:10:49] Esjay/rizon Stahp

[01:11:05] Esjay/rizon I don't have staph D:

[01:18:50] Esjay/rizon Ahsoka; infinitely small like your brain cell count, or infinitely large, like ComputerTech's stupidity?

[01:26:14] Esjay/rizon Okay, now I'm interested

[01:28:26] Esjay/rizon :3

[01:29:38] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; some ai generated site helped me fix an issue with my keyboard as none of the official documentation had the right keybind to re-enable backlight

[01:29:42] Esjay/rizon Maybe ai isn't so bad

[01:34:44] Esjay/rizon How'd that happen?

[01:36:11] Esjay/rizon I remember when I got an akill here on rizon because one of my idiot users on my dedi ran an irc bot that got into a snarf loop with other bots

[01:36:20] Esjay/rizon I hate sharing stuff with people :D

[01:36:35] Esjay/rizon We've talked about it

[01:39:08] Esjay/rizon How did that trigger a network bot? Unless it was another network

[01:39:21] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; huh

[01:39:28] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; huh

[01:39:35] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; huh

[01:39:38] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; huh

[01:39:41] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; huh

[01:39:58] Esjay/rizon you fucked up

[01:39:59] Esjay/rizon I win

[01:40:11] Esjay/rizon lmao

[01:40:19] Esjay/rizon I don't even need to say it again

[01:40:43] Esjay/rizon Maybe I will, but definitely not by you

[01:41:19] Esjay/rizon ski, sounds like a retarded admin

[01:42:19] Esjay/rizon I've never been actually removed, only accidentally by things like nutsac or other people on my ip

[01:42:39] Esjay/rizon luckily it's not as retarded

[01:42:54] Esjay/rizon I remember if like 4 people all said the same thing they would ALL get klined

[01:43:28] Esjay/rizon If some innocent person said something, and some others repeated it, they could get the innocent person klined

[01:43:46] Esjay/rizon netsec is a special child

[01:43:52] Esjay/rizon locked away in the attic

[01:44:02] Esjay/rizon lol

[01:44:27] Esjay/rizon wasn't dizzy the original dev of netsec? I can't remember who brought this abomination into existence

[01:46:26] Esjay/rizon it was a nickname given to me by a gf when I was 13

[01:47:17] Esjay/rizon I used it until like 2012 I think before deciding to start using it again

[01:48:08] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; you've seen me you fucking paddy fuck

[01:48:38] Esjay/rizon You have seen pics of me, so you obviously know I'm not (insert random nick here)

[01:50:02] Esjay/rizon Yeah

[01:50:27] Esjay/rizon lmfao

[01:52:08] Esjay/rizon ski, why do you ask?

[01:52:49] Esjay/rizon I was Samantha/Witch

[01:54:49] Esjay/rizon I'm not going anywhere, but I will give you hugs

[01:55:08] Esjay/rizon and feed you hazelnut chocolate

[01:56:09] Esjay/rizon Phoenix; what do you need it for?

[01:57:20] Esjay/rizon if an OS/boot drive, go with one of these https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-500GB-SATA-Internal-MZ-N6E500BW/dp/B078218TWQ

[01:57:26] Esjay/rizon ignore the sata

[01:58:19] Esjay/rizon actually, it's like 5% slower, but massively cheaper https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-970-EVO-Plus-MZ-V7S2T0B/dp/B07MFZY2F2

[01:58:27] Esjay/rizon m.2 nvme drives are great

[01:59:11] Esjay/rizon Any mobo made in the last 10 years should have an m.2 slot

[02:00:39] Esjay/rizon I have been known to fuck a mother or two

[02:00:56] Esjay/rizon wez; my thinkcentre m900 tiny even has one

[02:16:00] Esjay/rizon uwu

[02:17:03] Esjay/rizon Maybe getting high was not a good idea

[02:17:09] Esjay/rizon fucking ComputerTech

[02:21:31] Esjay/rizon foxy; NOOOOOOOOOO

[02:21:33] Esjay/rizon T_T

[02:29:53] Esjay/rizon ...

[02:30:41] Esjay/rizon .w

[02:31:13] Esjay/rizon How's the kid?

[02:33:26] Esjay/rizon good luck

[02:34:54] Esjay/rizon At one point like 2-3 years ago, you had said that ksomething was pregnant

[02:36:41] Esjay/rizon he's a br*t

[02:37:07] Esjay/rizon no

[02:37:15] Esjay/rizon fuck england

[02:37:19] Esjay/rizon all my homies hate england

[02:38:43] Esjay/rizon I'd spit on it but I don't want to excite you

[02:39:33] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech can't handle some minor bants?

[02:39:44] Esjay/rizon poor bebe

[02:39:49] Esjay/rizon come here and I'll hold you

[02:40:32] Esjay/rizon .f

[02:40:46] Esjay/rizon I'm in the top

[02:41:56] Esjay/rizon clear cum is sad

[02:42:10] Esjay/rizon cum that looks like you're slinging lotion is <3

[02:44:38] Esjay/rizon lmaooooooo

[02:45:34] Esjay/rizon Went out to the kitchen and was asking my roommate if she wanted some pizza rolls. She started laughing and telling her dnd players, who I know, that it's going on 11pm, that I'm high and making pizza rolls

[02:46:59] Esjay/rizon at that price, fuck that

[02:47:49] Esjay/rizon yeah and it's stupid

[02:48:25] Esjay/rizon You can get a thinkcentre m900 for like $100 and it's def better

[02:48:48] Esjay/rizon $in 12m get your food

[02:48:59] Esjay/rizon No_One; it's the size of a book

[02:49:11] Esjay/rizon at least the tiny variant

[02:49:19] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; ...pizza rolls

[02:50:48] Esjay/rizon if they put out enough product, it wouldn't be happening

[02:52:07] Esjay/rizon the m900 tiny is like the size of a ps2 slim

[02:53:04] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; they're not good when sober, but when high or drunk, they're good

[02:53:55] Esjay/rizon pretty much

[03:01:31] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech sees a millimeter of muscle showing and thinks he's ripped

[03:02:29] Esjay/rizon I burn too many calories compared to what I eat

[03:02:41] Esjay/rizon I eat like 1000 calories a day and burn like 3000

[03:09:46] Esjay/rizon My nightly routine after showering after work is 5 sets of 20 curls on a 25 lb weight, then the same for lifting from the side while standing (I can't remember the name of that)

[03:09:49] Esjay/rizon for each arm

[03:11:21] Esjay/rizon resistance band stuff never really worked for me

[03:11:24] Esjay/rizon idk why

[03:14:53] Esjay/rizon ha

[03:16:20] Esjay/rizon People be like "I don't need a bouncer" or "I don't need a vps, I can host it myself", then

[03:16:29] Esjay/rizon Guest21784 (~Batmanhus@F8680C2B.C741D4A3.2AFCCF5F.IP) has quit (Remote host closed the connection)

[03:17:24] Esjay/rizon lol same

[03:18:05] Esjay/rizon I remember getting banned on x10hosting because they were snooping in peoples files and found a video I uploaded as a payload test

[03:18:22] Esjay/rizon then getting banned again after hitting them with a ddos that fucked them up

[03:19:01] Esjay/rizon the file wasn't even malicious, it was testing .mov RCE

[03:19:02] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:19:10] Esjay/rizon get fucked old man

[03:19:48] Esjay/rizon I was a vindictive little shit back then

[03:19:52] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:19:55] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:19:59] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:20:02] Esjay/rizon !reload

[03:20:03] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:20:05] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:20:19] Esjay/rizon How do you use chargers?

[03:20:27] Esjay/rizon !reload

[03:20:33] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:20:37] Esjay/rizon !reload

[03:20:38] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:20:40] Esjay/rizon !bang

[03:20:53] Esjay/rizon That was chaos

[03:21:03] Esjay/rizon #computertech raid boss

[03:21:05] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; yes

[03:24:40] Esjay/rizon let's goooooooooo

[03:24:50] Esjay/rizon !shop

[03:25:17] Esjay/rizon !shop 2

[03:25:43] Esjay/rizon LOL

[03:26:48] Esjay/rizon who would want to be Billy

[03:50:23] Esjay/rizon I want slapped

[03:50:43] Esjay/rizon getting slapped over these cycling shorts feels nice

[03:50:48] Esjay/rizon ;3

[04:05:41] Esjay/rizon how would he say titties

[04:05:51] Esjay/rizon !lastduck

[04:05:56] Esjay/rizon ._.

[04:20:11] Esjay/rizon at that point just drink coffee

[04:21:31] Esjay/rizon tea should be steeped for 4 min

[04:22:34] Esjay/rizon oh

[04:22:48] Esjay/rizon dude I'm high

[04:25:48] Esjay/rizon oxidation just adds personality

[04:45:58] Esjay/rizon !bang

[04:46:10] Esjay/rizon !topducks

[04:46:14] Esjay/rizon !topduck

[04:46:51] Esjay/rizon no

[04:47:21] Esjay/rizon no

[04:51:06] Esjay/rizon I'm far from shy

[04:51:11] Esjay/rizon I just have a guy

[04:51:15] Esjay/rizon well sorta

[04:51:18] Esjay/rizon it's weird

[15:35:48] Esjay/rizon !topduck

[15:36:00] Esjay/rizon Damnit phoenix

[15:36:04] Esjay/rizon I had to sleep

[15:36:23] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech I don't see a ~ by my name

[15:37:01] Esjay/rizon \g

[15:37:22] Esjay/rizon It's his spare bouncer

[16:49:32] Esjay/rizon Happy disability pride month yall

[16:51:09] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; why the o.o

[16:51:57] Esjay/rizon I opened it, it's pretty cringe

[16:52:11] Esjay/rizon immeediately goes on a rant about pre-packaged spice mixes

[16:55:07] Esjay/rizon SkaaJongen; yeah, adhd, bipolar, being autistic, and I guess dysgraphia, idk if dysgraphia is one but it does affect my ability to perform writing

[16:56:45] Esjay/rizon I was looking up in scrollback to see what rainbow shit Dr_DICK was talking about

[16:58:10] Esjay/rizon Generally people acknowledge events in the channel they happen in

[16:58:43] Esjay/rizon As has been the way of irc for all 24-25 years I've used it

[17:02:24] Esjay/rizon .yt .yt down in the dark blazon stone

[17:02:27] Esjay/rizon ...

[17:13:23] Esjay/rizon 13:09 <@wez> Avenged Sevenfold is literally like being raped in the ears

[17:13:24] Esjay/rizon Agreed, they're like the penultimate mid-teen emorock band

[17:14:25] Esjay/rizon My only memory to A7X is fucking at 3am before school when I was like 16

[17:15:21] Esjay/rizon wez; where the fuck do you live

[19:58:02] Esjay/rizon What's the expectation of living

[19:58:04] Esjay/rizon !bang

[19:58:11] Esjay/rizon !topduck

[19:59:14] Esjay/rizon !topfuck

[20:06:30] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech has negative

[20:24:08] Esjay/rizon Not for me

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