IRC Driven

[16:21:00] & h4/rizon oh no

[16:21:02] & h4/rizon you fucked ChRoNiC?

[16:21:12] & h4/rizon hey wez

[16:21:23] & h4/rizon hey ComputerTech

[16:21:35] & h4/rizon .quote read 527

[16:21:45] & h4/rizon or too early

[16:21:48] & h4/rizon i could have missed it!

[17:34:03] & h4/rizon alright

[17:34:03] & h4/rizon here i am

[17:34:08] & h4/rizon tell me what i missed ComputerTech

[17:35:25] & h4/rizon hey Mikoolo

[17:35:29] & h4/rizon hey foxy

[17:35:30] & h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[17:35:48] & h4/rizon Peter o/

[17:36:00] & h4/rizon didn't catch that at first

[17:36:03] & h4/rizon because of Hans IV. :D

[17:36:08] & h4/rizon still not familiar with my name

[17:36:54] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: when did you reset?

[17:36:56] & h4/rizon 2 hours ago?

[17:37:05] & h4/rizon your alcohol counter

[17:37:11] & h4/rizon clearly you have been drinking today

[17:37:21] & h4/rizon it's almost 8

[17:37:25] & h4/rizon stop talking shit

[17:37:49] & h4/rizon Null_Anonymous: careful

[17:37:56] & h4/rizon i have not paid attention

[17:37:59] & h4/rizon but am willing to throw down

[17:38:07] & h4/rizon !bang

[17:38:40] & h4/rizon MAGIC: so you won something

[17:38:48] & h4/rizon what will you get?

[17:38:53] & h4/rizon probably

[17:39:17] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: do your parents know that you transfer their money to people on irc?

[17:39:27] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: well no, not you

[17:39:31] & h4/rizon but your parents look wealthy enough

[17:39:47] & h4/rizon like a poor-man's elon musk

[17:40:07] & h4/rizon Null_Anonymous: you should ask ComputerTech

[17:40:12] & h4/rizon his mom is loaded

[17:40:17] & h4/rizon and i don't mean drunk

[17:40:42] & h4/rizon she is aging

[17:40:44] & h4/rizon but yeah

[17:41:14] & h4/rizon WTF

[17:41:15] & h4/rizon WHO

[17:41:18] & h4/rizon GAVE ChRoNiC PERMISSION

[17:41:21] & h4/rizon TO CONTACT ME VIA ANGEL?

[17:41:40] & h4/rizon don'T

[17:42:36] & h4/rizon lol

[17:42:41] & h4/rizon come on

[17:42:44] & h4/rizon he claims to be such a hot shot

[17:42:53] & h4/rizon but every time you see him not having a clue

[17:43:00] & h4/rizon he comes with some shit like "i forgot most of it"

[17:43:02] & h4/rizon bitch please

[17:43:09] & h4/rizon you don't forget basic skills

[17:44:10] & h4/rizon yeah

[17:44:11] & h4/rizon and a rooter

[17:44:13] & h4/rizon also he was rizon

[17:44:15] & h4/rizon bla bla bla

[17:44:29] & h4/rizon lol

[17:44:36] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: i can't disprove that one

[17:44:57] & h4/rizon but i think he may know less about computers or use of those than you

[17:45:01] & h4/rizon and you only claim to be a hacker

[17:45:08] & h4/rizon not someone that actually rooted machines back then

[17:45:21] & h4/rizon and you at least understood sed partially

[17:45:26] & h4/rizon he struggles with the simplest of it

[17:45:42] & h4/rizon apart from that chronic is ok

[17:45:45] & h4/rizon just talks a lot of shit

[17:46:23] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: lol

[17:46:33] & h4/rizon I

[17:46:36] & h4/rizon E

[17:46:37] & h4/rizon S

[17:46:45] & h4/rizon H

[17:46:45] & h4/rizon U

[17:46:46] & h4/rizon R

[17:46:54] & h4/rizon :(

[17:47:06] & h4/rizon S

[17:47:07] & h4/rizon T

[17:47:14] & h4/rizon R

[17:47:17] & h4/rizon :>

[17:47:28] & h4/rizon Peorth: but this is #computertech

[17:47:35] & h4/rizon not #cookingforbeginners

[17:48:16] & h4/rizon hey but ComputerTech is at least allowed here

[17:48:27] & h4/rizon or rather

[17:48:28] & h4/rizon tolerated

[17:48:37] & h4/rizon any time

[17:48:49] & h4/rizon you'd think

[17:49:27] & h4/rizon Null_Anonymous: by that logic #rizon should be chronics channel

[17:50:30] & h4/rizon login stop asking that

[17:50:36] & h4/rizon are you trying to embarass him?

[17:50:47] & h4/rizon he sometimes goes to some sort of Dunghill

[17:50:50] & h4/rizon tries to socialize

[17:51:02] & h4/rizon login he creates them in his basement

[17:51:05] & h4/rizon on his computer

[17:51:16] & h4/rizon Mau5a: you mean

[17:51:20] & h4/rizon .quote search hammered

[17:51:22] & h4/rizon .quote read 203

[17:51:34] & h4/rizon login: sorry that your job sucks lol

[17:51:42] & h4/rizon i end up finding friends at workplaces

[17:52:14] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: actually they do

[17:52:25] & h4/rizon they are capable of bonding with humans

[17:52:30] & h4/rizon why not consider them friends?

[17:52:43] & h4/rizon login: yeah, just recently met with the guys from my last job

[17:52:47] & h4/rizon we have common interests

[17:53:06] & h4/rizon Frogorg: not anymore

[17:53:35] & h4/rizon pfff

[17:53:37] & h4/rizon ComputerTech a boss

[17:53:40] & h4/rizon that sounds so wrong

[17:53:51] & h4/rizon i mean

[17:53:54] & h4/rizon if he ever becomes such

[17:54:00] & h4/rizon he should learn not to let people walk all over him

[17:54:05] & h4/rizon if he is as passive in real life as he is around here

[17:54:36] & h4/rizon and what do you do when they piss you off?

[17:54:41] & h4/rizon login: hush american

[17:54:44] & h4/rizon you don't just replace humans

[17:55:12] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK: but he only finishes them when they did a good job

[17:55:21] & h4/rizon if they piss him off, he sucks them a bit and stops before

[17:55:41] & h4/rizon Frogorg: kinda

[17:55:45] & h4/rizon haha

[17:55:58] & h4/rizon in theory

[17:56:04] & h4/rizon most just cum in his face

[17:56:27] & h4/rizon best boss ever

[17:56:53] & h4/rizon you'd think so

[17:56:56] & h4/rizon but then you see his face

[17:57:44] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK: lol

[17:57:58] & h4/rizon oh boy

[17:58:26] & h4/rizon everybody gets angry

[17:58:33] & h4/rizon you just have to find the right trigger

[17:58:53] & h4/rizon but we don't try to piss him off here

[17:59:02] & h4/rizon no

[17:59:05] & h4/rizon well

[17:59:11] & h4/rizon we don't intend to hurt him

[17:59:35] & h4/rizon i wouldn't be such an ass if i didn't think he could take it

[17:59:43] & h4/rizon and in case i should be wrong

[17:59:48] & h4/rizon i will sing on his funeral

[17:59:53] & h4/rizon *at

[18:00:40] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: you are alreay inexperienced

[18:00:45] & h4/rizon no point in getting any greener

[18:01:07] & h4/rizon Frogorg: i feel like login keeps disturbing conversations

[18:01:16] & h4/rizon but he does so successfully, have to admit

[18:01:43] & h4/rizon why would we?

[18:02:06] & h4/rizon ComputerTech is well respected around here

[18:02:54] & h4/rizon Null_Anonymous: just ask him to play ChatRoulette with you

[18:02:59] & h4/rizon not the roulette part

[18:03:01] & h4/rizon just the penis part

[18:03:15] & h4/rizon why so specific?

[18:03:24] & h4/rizon do you think he can't name his interests?

[18:04:40] & h4/rizon even economics calls itself science

[18:04:49] & h4/rizon *Realwissenschaft

[18:04:49] & h4/rizon pff

[18:05:31] & h4/rizon Frogorg: specify

[18:06:17] & h4/rizon didn't you see a specialist about your knee Frogorg?

[18:06:20] & h4/rizon why does it keep hurting?

[18:06:48] & h4/rizon Frogorg: login is just talking out of his ass

[18:06:49] & h4/rizon as usual

[18:06:53] & h4/rizon don't pay him no mind :D

[18:07:37] & h4/rizon so you can at least hope for some relieve

[18:07:39] & h4/rizon given time

[19:05:45] & h4/rizon yes

[19:05:47] & h4/rizon my ass

[19:06:38] & h4/rizon what?

[19:07:01] & h4/rizon .steam

[19:07:03] & h4/rizon huh

[19:07:09] & h4/rizon .steam -g

[19:20:12] & h4/rizon can someone please remove ComputerTech?

[19:20:16] & h4/rizon his presence annoys me

[19:20:39] & h4/rizon thank you

[19:21:02] & h4/rizon ok i need to work out

[19:21:11] & h4/rizon it's all your fault ComputerTech

[19:21:54] & h4/rizon thx Frogorg

[19:22:07] & h4/rizon forcing myself to do it

[19:22:08] & h4/rizon ...

[19:22:39] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:22:48] & h4/rizon before i end up as sloppy as ComputerTech

[19:23:04] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:23:06] & h4/rizon lifting beer

[19:23:17] & h4/rizon straw

[19:23:29] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/situps/crunches/

[19:23:49] & h4/rizon you will grow hair between your fingers

[19:23:59] & h4/rizon there is also the risk of going blind

[19:24:16] & h4/rizon oh and NEVER forget

[19:24:18] & h4/rizon heaven exists

[19:24:25] & h4/rizon and your great grandparents are watching you do it

[19:24:33] & h4/rizon they always have

[19:24:49] & h4/rizon great granny even told the other residents of heaven that you got a tiny dick

[19:25:14] & h4/rizon no wonder you don't get no summer up there

[19:25:24] & h4/rizon i think they described it as something MAGICal

[19:25:36] & h4/rizon don't know if they were being sarcastic

[19:25:42] & h4/rizon Frogorg: s/WERK/TWERK/

[19:26:47] & h4/rizon yes

[19:26:52] & h4/rizon fuck you ComputerTech

[19:26:59] & h4/rizon stop using that color

[19:27:02] & h4/rizon it is barely readable

[19:27:21] & h4/rizon you fucking piece of shit

[19:27:33] & h4/rizon 8yolo

[19:27:34] & h4/rizon hm

[19:27:40] & h4/rizon ignores colors after the R

[19:27:41] & h4/rizon ^R

[19:28:46] & h4/rizon None

[19:28:50] & h4/rizon boobies

[19:29:07] & h4/rizon Computertech's Mudda mag deutsche Pimmel

[19:29:53] & h4/rizon ah yes

[19:29:55] & h4/rizon that hamburger dude

[19:29:58] & h4/rizon 1 pimmel

[19:30:04] & h4/rizon that was great

[19:30:06] & h4/rizon oh shit

[19:30:08] & h4/rizon i said it too

[19:30:10] & h4/rizon SEK incoming

[19:30:37] & h4/rizon calm your manboobs diddly

[19:30:40] & h4/rizon i am THE Pimmel

[19:31:14] & h4/rizon have fun bro

[19:31:23] & h4/rizon i'm gonna do some hula hoop and watch the irishman

[19:31:36] & h4/rizon the irishman is gay?

[19:31:42] & h4/rizon i heard it was pretty good

[19:31:46] & h4/rizon yeah

[19:32:14] & h4/rizon can i answer that in german?

[19:32:23] & h4/rizon feels like i'm missing a lot of english words for that one

[19:32:54] & h4/rizon ist so ein schwerer Ring mit "Flügeln". Der knallt so bisschen auf die fette Hüfte und dadurch wird das Bindegewebe fest

[19:32:58] & h4/rizon plus der Hüftspeck verschwindet

[19:33:05] & h4/rizon and it is really easy to do

[19:33:09] & h4/rizon half an hour goes by in no time

[19:33:26] & h4/rizon "bangs a bit" lol

[19:33:38] & h4/rizon dude my hula hoop is pink lol

[19:34:01] & h4/rizon i think my mom bought it at some point to do some work out

[19:34:08] & h4/rizon and i convinced her i needed it more

[19:34:14] & h4/rizon so now i'm rocking a pink hula hoop

[19:34:16] & h4/rizon call me gay

[19:34:31] & h4/rizon as hot as two grown women i guess

[19:34:39] & h4/rizon she's a biggie

[19:34:47] & h4/rizon nah

[19:34:51] & h4/rizon don't think so

[19:34:56] & h4/rizon also she is 60+

[19:35:10] & h4/rizon she got a granddaughter and her kids come around often

[19:35:13] & h4/rizon she is appreciated

[19:35:27] & h4/rizon she is 5

[19:35:39] & h4/rizon also if you ever ask me if my niece is hot again

[19:35:45] & h4/rizon i will come down to your little catholic shit hole

[19:35:50] & h4/rizon and behead ComputerTech in front of you

[19:35:56] & h4/rizon then leave the corpse in your apartment

[19:36:04] & h4/rizon collateral

[19:36:17] & h4/rizon ok fine

[19:36:18] & h4/rizon beheading is mean

[19:36:23] & h4/rizon i will just beat you up

[19:36:27] & h4/rizon ok, login it is

[19:37:13] & h4/rizon still 5

[19:37:33] & h4/rizon 5 year olds don't go to school yet and can barely read

[19:38:00] & h4/rizon bedtime stories are a must

[19:38:11] & h4/rizon Emil und die Detektive by Erich Kästner

[19:38:14] & h4/rizon decent literature

[19:38:17] & h4/rizon she actually likes it

[19:38:39] & h4/rizon i have to explain a lot of words i don't even know though

[19:38:57] & h4/rizon ???

[19:39:03] & h4/rizon listen here ComputerSLAPP

[19:41:02] & h4/rizon sounds like piano

[19:41:22] & h4/rizon i think every 5 year old loves drawing

[19:43:23] & h4/rizon about time to teach the kid some english

[19:43:51] & h4/rizon no clue

[19:43:57] & h4/rizon her uncle speaks three languages

[19:43:59] & h4/rizon that should suffice

[19:44:09] & h4/rizon she also has those interactive books

[19:44:14] & h4/rizon in english/german

[19:44:21] & h4/rizon she is also singing some english songs

[19:44:26] & h4/rizon and some english poems

[19:44:32] & h4/rizon login obviously

[19:44:53] & h4/rizon Louisiana, right?

[19:45:21] & h4/rizon not the best language

[19:45:25] & h4/rizon but can't hurt :D

[19:45:46] & h4/rizon parle vouz francais?

[19:46:06] & h4/rizon see

[19:46:08] & h4/rizon my french is garbage :D

[19:46:21] & h4/rizon .t de fr Mögen Sie meinen Penis anfassen?

[19:46:26] & h4/rizon Frogorg: :>

[19:46:34] & h4/rizon hell fucking yeah MAGIC

[19:46:45] & h4/rizon where are you taking me?

[19:46:51] & h4/rizon te amo <3

[19:47:07] & h4/rizon ...

[19:47:16] & h4/rizon i don't wanna go there with you

[19:47:20] & h4/rizon oh

[19:47:25] & h4/rizon but he reeks of cheap beer

[19:47:38] & h4/rizon are his parents paying for the trip?

[19:47:43] & h4/rizon nice

[19:48:03] & h4/rizon can we import proper beer?

[19:48:16] & h4/rizon PROPER

[19:48:16] & h4/rizon BEER

[19:48:29] & h4/rizon i think we actually need to travel tehre

[19:48:30] & h4/rizon *there

[19:48:37] & h4/rizon show him the best german accent

[19:48:46] & h4/rizon and keep insulting those irish fucktwats for speaking weird english

[19:48:52] & h4/rizon Frogorg: oh def

[19:49:15] & h4/rizon login: i don't need to take a germany tour though

[19:49:17] & h4/rizon i wanna see Eierland

[19:51:50] & h4/rizon MAGIC: how dare you link to a Oliver Kahn video?

[19:53:20] & h4/rizon it's pronounced like that

[19:53:23] & h4/rizon EIER-LÄND

[19:56:27] & h4/rizon MAGIC: i don't get why they even interview Fußballer

[19:56:34] & h4/rizon these guys aren't particularly smart

[19:56:39] & h4/rizon what is the expectation here?

[19:58:28] & h4/rizon nice face ComputerTech

[19:58:37] & h4/rizon any time /s

[20:00:46] & h4/rizon calm down ComputerSLAPP

[20:02:30] & h4/rizon ComputerTech sucks

[20:03:04] & h4/rizon that too

[20:03:10] & h4/rizon der kleine Blasehase

[20:03:31] & h4/rizon Schluckspecht

[20:19:57] & h4/rizon yeah Peorth used to be an adventurer like you

[20:20:01] & h4/rizon but then he took a bullet to the knee

[20:36:04] & h4/rizon yeah?

[20:43:27] & h4/rizon nice Dr_DICK

[20:43:37] & h4/rizon you should bring that up again in a week or a month

[20:43:45] & h4/rizon no one should forget that piece of genius

[20:45:10] & h4/rizon $in 5d lol

[20:45:21] & h4/rizon $in 10m ComputerTech wb!

[20:45:23] & h4/rizon $in 100m wb ComputerTech

[20:45:31] & h4/rizon $in 200m ComputerTech you back yet?

[20:45:35] & h4/rizon $in 300m wb ComputerTech

[21:10:13] & h4/rizon $in 10m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:15] & h4/rizon $in 30m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:18] & h4/rizon $in 320m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:21] & h4/rizon $in 3320m ComputerTech look at your pm!

[21:10:25] & h4/rizon just making sure

[21:10:44] & h4/rizon you are quite welcome

[21:10:48] & h4/rizon <3

[21:12:51] & h4/rizon yee?

[21:12:54] & h4/rizon english motherfucker

[21:12:56] & h4/rizon do you speak it?

[21:13:31] & h4/rizon not really

[21:13:37] & h4/rizon but you guys are equally boring

[21:13:40] & h4/rizon neither of you got the quote

[21:14:39] & h4/rizon as random as hemorrhoids

[21:15:54] & h4/rizon damn Dr_DICK

[21:15:55] & h4/rizon nice

[21:18:21] & h4/rizon oh look

[21:18:23] & h4/rizon Mr. funny

[21:18:24] & h4/rizon himself

[21:18:26] & h4/rizon ComputerJoke

[21:18:36] & h4/rizon good question

[21:30:06] & h4/rizon yeah but he started early

[21:30:08] & h4/rizon his body will adjust

[21:30:12] & h4/rizon and he will a great life until his 50s

[21:30:15] & h4/rizon when the liver gives up

[21:30:25] & h4/rizon ok he will always have diarrhea

[21:30:30] & h4/rizon he will sleep shitty

[21:30:38] & h4/rizon at some point he will start becoming depressed

[21:30:43] & h4/rizon when he notices he can't stop anymore

[21:30:52] & h4/rizon he will require more sleep

[21:31:07] & h4/rizon it is

[21:31:11] & h4/rizon it's just not as horrible as most

[21:31:24] & h4/rizon ok

[21:31:29] & h4/rizon works for you then

[21:31:33] & h4/rizon i mean if everybody is doing it

[21:31:37] & h4/rizon it can't be bad

[21:31:44] & h4/rizon to quote a german

[21:31:51] & h4/rizon "Leute, fresst Scheiße! Millionen Fliegen können nicht irren"

[21:32:31] & h4/rizon why do you "lol" at this?

[21:32:49] & h4/rizon afaik in the dark times people in europe drank beer

[21:32:53] & h4/rizon because the rivers were polluted

[21:34:29] & h4/rizon a week?

[21:34:34] & h4/rizon how do you go from 2-3 beers a day

[21:34:38] & h4/rizon to 2 drinks a week?

[21:34:46] & h4/rizon are you in denial already?

[21:34:58] & h4/rizon so you agree that you are an alcoholic

[21:35:28] & h4/rizon shame that alcoholism isn't as trivial as nicotine or thc

[21:35:34] & h4/rizon there is no "at the moment"

[21:36:41] & h4/rizon plus if you get really into it

[21:36:44] & h4/rizon you can only stop completely

[21:36:52] & h4/rizon and you can never have a drop of alcohol again

[21:36:56] & h4/rizon unless you want to relapse

[21:40:15] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: how does it feel to be so obnoxious that most people either don't react to you or put you on ignore?

[21:42:35] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK: another powernap?

[21:42:42] & h4/rizon $in 3m Dr_DICK start powernap

[21:42:48] & h4/rizon $in 8m Dr_DICK get up!

[21:44:38] & h4/rizon he really is

[21:44:46] & h4/rizon look at her going lol

[21:44:51] & h4/rizon now it's about germans :D

[21:44:58] & h4/rizon yo MAGIC, n0s3y|afk, Koragg

[21:45:02] & h4/rizon Ahsoka hates you guys

[21:45:09] & h4/rizon you fucking stick up ass race guys

[21:45:12] & h4/rizon :D

[21:45:34] & h4/rizon ignorant people should be ignored

[21:47:20] & h4/rizon yeah but this is not the entire internet

[21:47:25] & h4/rizon so you should suffice for now

[21:50:01] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK: you are powernapping

[21:50:01] & h4/rizon wtf?

[21:50:19] & h4/rizon aren't pringles made from some sort of powder and not real potatoes?

[21:51:48] & h4/rizon how was your powernap Dr_DICK?

[21:54:20] & h4/rizon oh

[21:54:22] & h4/rizon the germans again

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