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[14:49:23] \g/rizon lol

[14:49:28] \g/rizon My entire team is on PTO today

[14:49:47] \g/rizon Cuz tomorrow is a holiday

[14:49:49] \g/rizon 4 day weekend

[14:49:55] \g/rizon I must have missed the memo

[14:50:39] \g/rizon We have a ticketing queue.. if I'm the only one in today that means I'll be the one getting all the tickets

[14:50:43] \g/rizon I don't normally work tickets too

[14:50:46] \g/rizon Today's gonna suck

[14:51:13] \g/rizon Probably what I get for taking a vacation last week

[14:51:17] \g/rizon Shame on me

[14:51:53] \g/rizon sup hot stuff

[14:55:02] \g/rizon Precious child

[14:56:40] \g/rizon .yt slither velvet revolver

[14:58:07] \g/rizon drugs r bad mkay

[14:58:34] \g/rizon cocaine and heart disease do not make a good mix

[15:08:36] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N603xxWNZRw

[15:08:50] \g/rizon What the fuck is this

[15:10:10] \g/rizon is this what kids are into these days

[15:10:25] \g/rizon ???

[15:10:31] \g/rizon It's your people

[15:10:34] \g/rizon Tell them to stop

[15:11:47] \g/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[15:12:15] \g/rizon poor zack

[15:12:47] \g/rizon ¯\(°o ° )/¯

[15:12:58] \g/rizon _/(o¯°)\_

[15:18:23] \g/rizon wow

[15:18:25] \g/rizon bruh's teeth are fucked

[15:18:44] \g/rizon yeah

[15:19:03] \g/rizon I read tooth plaque was bad for cardiovasular reasons but I never really researched why

[15:19:27] \g/rizon Is it because the decay makes its way into your bloodstream?

[15:22:34] \g/rizon Gross teeth are one of my pet peeves

[15:22:41] \g/rizon That and nail biting

[15:22:50] \g/rizon Although I think the nail biting thing is tied to gross teeth

[15:22:57] \g/rizon All that mouth bacteria and shit under your nails

[15:23:21] \g/rizon I have braces rn actually

[15:23:51] \g/rizon My top were perfect but my bottom had some issues

[15:24:06] \g/rizon A couple of my teeth made it difficult to properly floss and I didn't want to risk getting a cavity so I got braces

[15:24:16] \g/rizon 34 and no cavities

[15:24:17] \g/rizon represent

[15:25:21] \g/rizon That doesn't look so bad CrystalMath

[15:25:33] \g/rizon Braces should be able to fix it

[15:25:35] \g/rizon Without removing anything

[15:25:43] \g/rizon Oh I got it

[15:25:45] \g/rizon You're a vampire

[15:26:31] \g/rizon Yeah because your teeth are constantly moving

[15:26:41] \g/rizon I watched a little docuseries about why people's teeth are so mangled today compared to thousands of years ago

[15:26:48] \g/rizon And it has to do with the hardness of the food we eat

[15:27:01] \g/rizon Because the foods we eat are getting softer and easier to chew, it's resulting in a smaller jaw

[15:27:05] \g/rizon Smaller jaw means less room for teeth

[15:27:16] \g/rizon So the teeth get crowded and mangeld

[15:27:21] \g/rizon mangled*

[15:27:59] \g/rizon You won't find a single neanderthal skull with crooked and bunched up teeth because they ate hard things like nuts and tough meat

[15:28:12] \g/rizon So their jaws were huge

[15:28:34] \g/rizon I had my wisdom teeth removed

[15:28:39] \g/rizon All at once

[15:29:40] \g/rizon Why 2035?

[15:30:13] \g/rizon Oh you mean installing them

[15:30:18] \g/rizon I thought you meant wearing them yourself lol

[15:30:31] \g/rizon My last ortho appt

[15:30:38] \g/rizon The lady had to remove a couple of my brackets and holy shit

[15:30:44] \g/rizon I thought she was going to break my teeth

[15:30:57] \g/rizon Shit was painful

[15:31:46] \g/rizon Is that how they get the bite blocks off too

[15:31:50] \g/rizon I still have one

[15:32:01] \g/rizon Feels like it's a part of my tooth now and it'll never fall off on it's own

[15:32:04] \g/rizon So I hope they can remove it manually

[15:32:43] \g/rizon idk what they're made out of, cement? But they put them on your teeth so that your teeth don't bump the brackets and break them and stuff

[15:32:57] \g/rizon But they also make it super difficult (or even impossible) to chew food

[15:34:11] \g/rizon I think I've got 8 months to go and I can get my braces off

[15:34:13] \g/rizon can't wait

[15:34:50] \g/rizon hi mikoolo

[15:35:19] \g/rizon fake face?

[15:35:33] \g/rizon Oh

[15:35:36] \g/rizon I'm not a fan of him either tbh

[15:35:44] \g/rizon He's kindof obnoxious

[15:36:01] \g/rizon But if he explained shit normally he might not be as interesting to the tiktok-tards that normally watch him

[15:42:51] \g/rizon dang

[15:42:56] \g/rizon so hard to find good independence day memes

[15:43:35] \g/rizon Tryin to win a contest at work

[15:43:43] \g/rizon For best indepdence day meme

[15:43:44] \g/rizon But

[15:43:45] \g/rizon They're all shit

[15:44:04] \g/rizon our if

[15:44:20] \g/rizon h4: Independence Day is nothing more than a 2 month long celebration where people pop fireworks at 3AM

[15:44:21] \g/rizon That's all.

[15:44:40] \g/rizon Independence from Britain

[15:44:54] \g/rizon July 4th 1776

[15:45:11] \g/rizon k

[15:45:23] \g/rizon It's been pretty hot

[15:45:39] \g/rizon Britain must suck if everybody ends up becoming independent from them lul

[15:45:42] \g/rizon .w

[15:46:03] \g/rizon It was like

[15:46:12] \g/rizon 45C on the road back from Las Vegas

[15:55:34] \g/rizon .yt drive-thru of burger king

[16:01:24] \g/rizon https://www.politico.com/news/2023/06/30/adams-plantation-owner-holocaust-survivor-00104437

[16:33:39] \g/rizon ngl I kinda liked SZA's version of fly me to the moon

[16:33:48] \g/rizon I think they used it as a Final Fantasy XIV promotional song

[16:34:06] \g/rizon -sza

[16:34:07] \g/rizon +sia

[16:34:15] \g/rizon fu kompooter

[16:34:32] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez9S8PS2E3I

[16:35:45] \g/rizon Today should be a pretty slow day at work

[16:35:51] \g/rizon Guess I'll play video games all day

[16:37:38] \g/rizon ^

[16:38:26] \g/rizon pls CT

[16:38:29] \g/rizon You've seen my home office

[16:38:31] \g/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1118386955554652160/20230613_204959.jpg

[16:39:02] \g/rizon Still waiting on Mikoolo to come over and cable manage for me

[16:40:38] \g/rizon I thought Bell was black for a while

[16:40:42] \g/rizon But now I'm not sure wtf is he is

[16:40:45] \g/rizon Indonesian?

[16:41:10] \g/rizon Jake Bellavance

[16:41:16] \g/rizon They call him Bell because too many Jakes

[16:41:38] \g/rizon https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5213f93be4b08fcef374a832/5cc447b8-f2f0-45f1-8e58-75d301e52d07/_DSC9804.jpg?format=300w

[16:42:23] \g/rizon Which one we have like 40

[16:42:43] \g/rizon Redondo Beach it is

[16:42:49] \g/rizon That's like walking distance from my house

[16:42:50] \g/rizon Let's go CT

[16:44:03] \g/rizon I can't get streaming to work from the Ally

[16:44:08] \g/rizon So folks can't watch me be Spooderman

[17:16:29] \g/rizon oh

[17:16:33] \g/rizon remote view sounds doable

[17:16:36] \g/rizon thanks it support i mean mikoolo

[17:25:52] \g/rizon $in 1d Gentle reminder that Billy is gay.

[17:25:54] \g/rizon $in 2d Gentle reminder that Billy is gay.

[17:25:59] \g/rizon $in 3d Gentle reminder that Billy is gay.

[17:26:16] \g/rizon $in 1d btw Happy Independence Day!

[17:27:00] \g/rizon lol

[17:27:07] \g/rizon He was so fucking offended when I told him I don't care about his feelings

[17:27:12] \g/rizon Glorious feeling

[17:27:27] \g/rizon "But I care about your feelings"

[17:27:29] \g/rizon bruh that's unfortunate

[17:28:27] \g/rizon Helderheid is good at hiding his old man grumpiness

[17:28:32] \g/rizon It leaks out a little sometimes tho

[17:29:04] \g/rizon .seen helderheid

[17:29:11] \g/rizon !seen helderheid

[17:29:12] \g/rizon pls

[17:29:20] \g/rizon Oh I see

[17:29:25] \g/rizon ChanStat must have been booted from UK

[17:29:34] \g/rizon He definitely said moin there like 2 hours ago

[17:30:43] \g/rizon Yesterday's log was like

[17:30:47] \g/rizon 97% Billy

[17:30:51] \g/rizon 3% aradesh/Shahid

[17:31:10] \g/rizon I'll type one line and he'll reply with like 30

[17:31:29] \g/rizon I'd love to see Billy here just because I know he does not like foxy

[17:32:08] \g/rizon idk what it is but I take great pleasure in seeing Billy mad

[17:32:31] \g/rizon Yep

[17:32:49] \g/rizon no

[17:33:05] \g/rizon he cursed me out yesterday because he wanted me to stop by his house on my way back from Vegas

[17:33:10] \g/rizon As if I'd ever meet up with him in person

[17:33:36] \g/rizon Do you throw tantrums when mad

[17:35:22] \g/rizon Maybve that's it

[17:35:31] \g/rizon I gravitate towards people that are easily to offend

[17:35:40] \g/rizon And proceed to offend the shit out of them

[17:37:40] \g/rizon Mikoolo did you watch Mushoku Tensei

[17:40:09] \g/rizon It's pretty good

[17:40:09] \g/rizon The anime

[17:40:59] \g/rizon Is that because of time constraints or because the anime isn't far along enough yet

[17:41:25] \g/rizon I mean you're saying more shit has happened in the manga, do you mean the manga is further along or the anime is skipping shit/

[17:42:24] \g/rizon lol

[17:42:24] \g/rizon i didn't know he was impotent

[17:44:02] \g/rizon oh yeah

[17:44:10] \g/rizon because he just fucked the red haired girl

[17:44:14] \g/rizon mc is such a pedo

[17:47:48] \g/rizon Second cousin though

[17:47:55] \g/rizon Japan is weird about incest between cousins

[17:47:57] \g/rizon Look at Elfen Lied

[17:48:14] \g/rizon mc ends up marrying his cousin in the end

[17:48:54] \g/rizon And in the south

[17:50:47] \g/rizon Seishun Pop had brother and sister together in the end

[18:01:38] \g/rizon norman

[19:11:10] \g/rizon Good good

[19:11:17] \g/rizon Jeez did I set that a week ago

[19:11:19] \g/rizon Maybe 4 days

[19:11:42] \g/rizon ur jewlie

[19:13:36] \g/rizon what's a cum bot

[19:13:56] \g/rizon irish666: u high as a kite?

[19:14:31] \g/rizon $in 5s ur a big dick daddy

[19:14:41] \g/rizon I know

[19:15:14] \g/rizon best bot

[19:15:23] \g/rizon unlike DuckHunt

[19:17:15] \g/rizon @seen esjay

[19:17:31] \g/rizon Is Esjay short for Esjay_DoubleYew

[19:18:01] \g/rizon Speaking of guns

[19:18:04] \g/rizon Stock up on ammo

[19:18:05] \g/rizon You'll need it

[19:56:34] \g/rizon no you don't

[19:56:39] \g/rizon you drink lots of alcohol

[19:56:43] \g/rizon and sit on the internets all day

[19:56:46] \g/rizon you have a beer belly

[20:52:46] \g/rizon F

[22:27:14] \g/rizon ur an art

[22:28:12] \g/rizon no

[22:28:16] \g/rizon yew

[22:29:15] \g/rizon But why is there an ass on his face

[22:42:01] \g/rizon $in 1y hi gee

[22:42:06] \g/rizon $in 10y hi gee

[22:42:10] \g/rizon $in 100y hi gee

[22:42:14] \g/rizon $in 1000y hi gee

[22:42:20] \g/rizon $in 10000y hi gee

[22:42:33] \g/rizon .cc 10000-2023

[22:42:39] \g/rizon $in 7976y hi gee

[22:42:44] \g/rizon :P

[22:47:06] \g/rizon Well I mean

[22:47:09] \g/rizon I'll be dead in 3023

[22:47:36] \g/rizon I mean I'd be 134

[22:47:38] \g/rizon So pretty sure

[22:48:20] \g/rizon Ooh

[22:48:21] \g/rizon 1034

[22:48:21] \g/rizon yes

[22:48:31] \g/rizon login

[22:48:43] \g/rizon With the growing number of carcinogens we're being exposed to

[22:48:55] \g/rizon Humans ain't livin to 120 routinely any time soon

[22:49:23] \g/rizon $in 7977y hi gee

[22:49:45] \g/rizon .cc days until 7/3/10000

[22:49:54] \g/rizon .cc days until july 3 10000

[22:50:15] \g/rizon $in 2.914×10^6d hi gee

[22:50:19] \g/rizon oof

[22:51:09] \g/rizon Turtles aren't large and I don't think there have been any recorded over 200

[22:51:28] \g/rizon That's a tortoise!

[22:51:43] \g/rizon I think I read somewhere that lobsters continue growing for their entire lives

[22:51:53] \g/rizon So if we could find a 1000 year old lobster, it might be hueg

[22:52:06] \g/rizon Since lobsters are effectively immortal

[22:52:23] \g/rizon .cc oldest lobster

[22:53:00] \g/rizon She's 116 I think

[22:53:20] \g/rizon <login> it seems land animals other than tortoises don't live that long -> Because most land animals other than tortoises don't have slow metabolisms like tortoises

[22:54:03] \g/rizon 7 years

[22:55:28] \g/rizon <login> with sufficient error correction, living forever should be possible

[22:55:39] \g/rizon Sufficient is an understatement

[22:56:32] \g/rizon speaking of entropy

[22:56:54] \g/rizon .yt most understood concept in physics

[22:58:27] \g/rizon <login> the process of living is about regenerating cells and information loss in replication, right?

[22:58:32] \g/rizon Not only that but you have to account for mutations

[22:58:55] \g/rizon No it isn't

[22:59:22] \g/rizon It could simply be an error, possibly too much information

[22:59:42] \g/rizon u die Esjay_DoubleYew

[23:00:16] \g/rizon I know

[23:00:37] \g/rizon Esjay_DoubleYew is more fun

[23:01:03] \g/rizon If I use /omsg will it pm you guys with shitty clients

[23:01:44] \g/rizon But it's a channel command so it's ok

[23:01:50] \g/rizon Tell the opers to deop if they don't want the omsg!

[23:02:07] \g/rizon /onotice #uk SUP BITCH NUGGETS

[23:02:24] \g/rizon yes

[23:02:29] \g/rizon .deoop computertech

[23:12:55] \g/rizon sorry

[23:13:33] \g/rizon .sync

[23:13:35] \g/rizon :<

[23:13:47] \g/rizon Good afternoon, wez!

[23:14:02] \g/rizon I am bored

[23:14:03] \g/rizon I need to go shower

[23:14:05] \g/rizon I am also hungry

[23:14:20] \g/rizon I think I'm going to work another 15 minutes and then I'm done for the day

[23:14:27] \g/rizon lol you made me smell myself

[23:14:31] \g/rizon I don't smell bad

[23:14:37] \g/rizon Still need a shower

[23:14:44] \g/rizon pfft

[23:14:54] \g/rizon As much shit as black people talk about white people stinking, we try to go above and beyond to not stink

[23:15:01] \g/rizon :>

[23:15:24] \g/rizon ferridae: Not the ones that complain about white people stinking :^)

[23:15:39] \g/rizon wow that's pretty cool irish666

[23:15:54] \g/rizon It's peeling

[23:16:12] \g/rizon It's fresh

[23:16:15] \g/rizon Probably a day or two old

[23:16:44] \g/rizon Whose is it

[23:16:48] \g/rizon I'd like to see it once it's fully healed

[23:16:56] \g/rizon login: ???

[23:17:00] \g/rizon But bacteria feast on sweat

[23:17:07] \g/rizon It's where the smell comes from

[23:17:26] \g/rizon Sweaty BO is a result of bacteria waste

[23:17:33] \g/rizon I also don't have any tats

[23:17:41] \g/rizon They were trying to convince me to get one in Vegas over the weekend

[23:17:48] \g/rizon I will never gete one

[23:18:10] \g/rizon Yes

[23:18:23] \g/rizon Because I don't want any tattoos

[23:18:37] \g/rizon I know like

[23:18:43] \g/rizon 2 or 3 people personally

[23:18:46] \g/rizon That don't have tattoos

[23:18:48] \g/rizon Everyone else does

[23:19:27] \g/rizon Polyamory is synonymous with degeneracy

[23:19:33] \g/rizon Pat yourself on the back Esjay

[23:19:54] \g/rizon What login

[23:20:30] \g/rizon Uhhh

[23:20:47] \g/rizon You don't need to sleep with your roommates

[23:20:48] \g/rizon lmao

[23:22:57] \g/rizon <login> well, if one could own an asset that keeps up with rent, that would work too

[23:23:01] \g/rizon how about working a fuckin job

[23:23:03] \g/rizon lol

[23:23:31] \g/rizon login i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

[23:23:34] \g/rizon Get a job

[23:23:36] \g/rizon Find a place to live

[23:23:39] \g/rizon Use the wages from said job

[23:23:42] \g/rizon To pay the rent/mortage

[23:23:46] \g/rizon Why's that so difficult to understand

[23:24:15] \g/rizon I know folks that have lived on the street and in their car while working where I work now lol

[23:25:27] \g/rizon ferridae

[23:25:30] \g/rizon tr_ is a bot

[23:25:34] \g/rizon The person that's actually talking is login

[23:26:05] \g/rizon login might as well be a bot

[23:26:39] \g/rizon My rent is $3450/mo

[23:26:54] \g/rizon too

[23:26:55] \g/rizon damn

[23:26:56] \g/rizon high

[23:27:21] \g/rizon Probably rents a room themself

[23:27:22] \g/rizon lol

[23:27:27] \g/rizon For $325/mo

[23:27:32] \g/rizon Or maybe section 8

[23:27:43] \g/rizon <200sqft sounds like a room

[23:27:46] \g/rizon lol

[23:28:12] \g/rizon My one bedroom was $1825

[23:28:14] \g/rizon i kinda miss it

[23:28:22] \g/rizon It's here in this same complex, but upstairs

[23:28:44] \g/rizon I'd love a basement

[23:28:51] \g/rizon I'd put all my computer equipment down there

[23:28:53] \g/rizon My server rack

[23:30:55] \g/rizon <login> having datacentre level connectivity would have been so nice for homes

[23:30:59] \g/rizon Unnecessary as fuck too

[23:30:59] \g/rizon For like

[23:31:03] \g/rizon 99.9% of residences

[23:31:04] \g/rizon lol

[23:31:08] \g/rizon 99.999%

[23:32:38] \g/rizon <login> even though, objectively, if living were rethought of in an urban way, they wouldn't be necessary

[23:32:51] \g/rizon You're talking about rebuilding a city's infrastructure

[23:33:05] \g/rizon Yes

[23:33:17] \g/rizon You'd need like

[23:33:20] \g/rizon 100000 killdozers

[23:33:44] \g/rizon And then a fuckload more money to rebuild all the shit you just destroyed

[23:33:49] \g/rizon We're talking trillions

[23:37:36] \g/rizon <login> or why the fall and rebirth of civilisations adds a resiliency <- lol or you wind up like Syria or Afghanistan

[23:37:39] \g/rizon Never being able to recover

[23:37:56] \g/rizon 1965 Afghanistan looked a lot like some Eastern USA cities

[23:38:06] \g/rizon War absolutely wrecked it

[23:39:27] \g/rizon I see Esjay is playing final fantasies

[23:39:53] \g/rizon Gross

[23:39:58] \g/rizon Pass

[23:40:05] \g/rizon I don't like soulsborne

[23:40:12] \g/rizon I couldn't even get into Jedi Survivor

[23:40:43] \g/rizon If they made it slightly more hack n slashy and S-S-Stylish like DMC, I might be able to get into it

[23:41:06] \g/rizon Oh fuck I forgot about steam summer sale

[23:41:13] \g/rizon I need to grab the No More Heroes franchise

[23:42:23] \g/rizon I have The Witcher 3

[23:42:26] \g/rizon It's also kinda zzz

[23:42:32] \g/rizon I'll finish it someday

[23:42:34] \g/rizon For Mikoolo

[23:42:35] \g/rizon <3

[23:42:47] \g/rizon Ehhhhh

[23:42:50] \g/rizon Kindof but not really

[23:43:48] \g/rizon I'd argue Nioh is as hack n slashy as FFVII remake

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