IRC Driven

[00:00:11] \g/rizon Hotter Ukranian women?

[00:00:22] \g/rizon Australian women pretty hot too

[00:00:26] \g/rizon Why not get yourself an Australian girl

[00:00:38] \g/rizon They're so hot because the ugly ones get killed by their local wildlife

[00:00:45] \g/rizon Spiders, snakes, kangaroos, etc

[00:01:05] \g/rizon it's a bird

[00:01:10] \g/rizon a flightless bird

[00:01:27] \g/rizon which is also a bird

[00:01:29] \g/rizon a flightless bird

[00:05:27] \g/rizon Polish women hot too

[00:05:36] \g/rizon Ukranian women probably hotter in the body than the face

[00:05:42] \g/rizon Polish women probably hotter in the face than the boddy

[00:05:47] \g/rizon What if a Polish woman had a baby with a Ukranian woman

[00:05:50] \g/rizon Maximum hot!

[00:06:34] \g/rizon The beauty of German women is ruined by how disgusting the language is

[00:10:06] \g/rizon CT that's so ass backwards lmao

[00:10:16] \g/rizon You won't tell a story as innoculous as how your parents met, but you'll share pictures of your mom

[00:10:44] \g/rizon Ask her about the story of how she met

[00:10:48] \g/rizon and if it's ok

[00:10:51] \g/rizon problem solved!

[00:12:30] \g/rizon I've known my wife since she was a babby

[00:12:35] \g/rizon kek

[00:12:51] \g/rizon 20

[00:12:52] \g/rizon something years

[00:12:55] \g/rizon wait how old is she

[00:14:45] \g/rizon No lol

[00:14:48] \g/rizon I was asking how old my wife is

[00:48:25] \g/rizon https://theync.com/giant-boulder-crushes-cars-after-landslide-in-nagaland.htm holy fuck

[00:48:27] \g/rizon Site is very NSFW

[00:48:57] \g/rizon 2 killed

[00:49:03] \g/rizon several injured

[00:49:08] \g/rizon The boulder crushes the car like a paper cup

[00:49:11] \g/rizon fuckin crazy

[00:49:26] \g/rizon login: India

[00:50:16] \g/rizon Makes me never want to take a mountain path again

[00:51:00] \g/rizon hi hotties

[00:51:04] \g/rizon what's updog

[00:51:32] \g/rizon need faster than gigabit

[00:51:35] \g/rizon pls spectrum

[00:51:37] \g/rizon make it happen

[00:51:41] \g/rizon login he's saying it's $20 less

[00:52:18] \g/rizon Not bad

[00:52:22] \g/rizon I pay $150/mo for gigabit

[00:52:26] \g/rizon Too much

[00:52:36] \g/rizon It's actually more like $139

[00:52:44] \g/rizon .cc 119 brl to usd

[00:52:51] \g/rizon oh brazil

[02:59:10] \g/rizon if ur girl's pussy smells like flowers then she sprayed somethin cuz real pussy smells like the hot air that comes out the back of the ps4

[03:00:15] \g/rizon https://i.redd.it/acpdiq49qg951.jpg

[03:01:51] \g/rizon https://img.ifunny.co/images/4d0765eb4949b993465472855cf1dbae8d03036c3740deb69cf7a76a58652cee_1.webp

[03:33:05] \g/rizon I had my wisdom teeth removed

[03:33:08] \g/rizon They put me under for it

[03:33:13] \g/rizon When I woke up I was completely coherent

[03:33:14] \g/rizon So I don't get it

[03:33:39] \g/rizon Right but I've seen folks be super dumb after waking up for wisdom teeth removal

[03:33:42] \g/rizon I didn't feel that at all

[03:34:06] \g/rizon Being put under is kinda pleasant

[03:34:12] \g/rizon They put me under twice for an endoscopy too

[03:34:18] \g/rizon Doc: "Count backwards from 10"

[03:34:22] \g/rizon Me: "10. zzzzz"

[03:35:12] \g/rizon I don't feel myself fall asleep

[03:35:21] \g/rizon I feel the coldness of the anesthesia flowing into my veins

[03:35:23] \g/rizon And that's it

[03:35:29] \g/rizon It's eeriely cold

[03:35:39] \g/rizon I don't know shit about meds

[03:35:48] \g/rizon I just know what I've been given

[03:35:59] \g/rizon A lot of druggies on Rizon though

[03:36:25] \g/rizon Oh got it

[03:36:33] \g/rizon Each time they put me under they gave me oxygen, so no room for mask

[03:36:49] \g/rizon Probably because they were sticking a tube down my throat lol

[03:36:52] \g/rizon I needed oxygen

[03:38:15] \g/rizon Armorall sounds like a druggie

[03:38:17] \g/rizon :>

[03:39:58] \g/rizon Ryu sounds like a druggie too

[03:40:14] \g/rizon criminal!

[03:40:46] \g/rizon I think my first edible was laced with something, I was seeing sounds and hearing colors

[03:42:10] \g/rizon You can also take it up the butt

[03:42:22] \g/rizon According to Esjay who I'm sure has tried it, the high is much more potent

[03:42:27] \g/rizon cuz it gets absorbed faster

[03:42:48] \g/rizon ur an ew

[03:46:46] \g/rizon prolapse video isn't so bad

[03:46:56] \g/rizon Now watching a dude's head get turned into a smashed watermelon by a truck

[03:46:57] \g/rizon That's bad

[03:47:32] \g/rizon coffee isn't a dangerous drug

[03:47:55] \g/rizon It isnt hazardous to your health in moderation and people don't wrap their cars around poles on coffee

[03:47:59] \g/rizon kitboga is funny

[03:49:17] \g/rizon Armorall: You're saying you eat the pussy, but you won't eat ass, and you won't go ass to pussy or else you'll get shit in the pussy and need to pull it out with tongs

[03:49:19] \g/rizon I get you

[03:50:14] \g/rizon NiniGeo2: Because so many things have caffeine in themm

[03:50:20] \g/rizon From energy drinks to coffee to soda to chocolate

[03:50:29] \g/rizon Was I close Armorall?

[03:51:10] \g/rizon why would you puke in a vagina

[03:51:20] \g/rizon tossed salad isn't puke by the way

[03:51:26] \g/rizon tossed salad is eating ass

[03:51:36] \g/rizon .u tossed salad

[03:51:54] \g/rizon eating ass is more fun to say

[03:52:28] \g/rizon wat

[03:52:48] \g/rizon I keep my hands and face away from the anus

[03:52:52] \g/rizon that shit's gross

[03:52:54] \g/rizon pun intended

[03:53:39] \g/rizon >most

[03:53:40] \g/rizon Not all?

[03:54:01] \g/rizon poor Armorall

[03:54:02] \g/rizon lol

[03:54:38] \g/rizon I'm not a fan of "coffee flavor"

[03:54:44] \g/rizon So usually when I drink coffee, it'll be a black espresso shot

[03:54:47] \g/rizon So it's gone fast

[03:55:06] \g/rizon Coffee stains teth too

[03:55:08] \g/rizon teeth

[03:55:10] \g/rizon Which is kinda gross

[03:55:30] \g/rizon I think coffee destroys the enamel

[03:55:36] \g/rizon Regardless of whether you brush, you're kind afucked

[03:55:45] \g/rizon You know your enamel is what makes your teeth white

[03:55:53] \g/rizon As your enamel is destroyed, your teeth turn yellow

[03:55:55] \g/rizon A permanent yellow

[03:56:15] \g/rizon Often times you see people with stained yellow teeth, it's not because their teeth aren't clean but because their enamel is fucked

[04:02:21] \g/rizon yeah bats do have little puppy faces

[04:03:28] \g/rizon Most animals can give rabies lol

[04:03:33] \g/rizon Dogs, cats, racoons, rats, bats

[04:03:49] \g/rizon The odds of you getting rabies from a random bat bite are pretty unlikely

[04:04:08] \g/rizon Armorall: What's the point of wearing a mask if you're going to wear it as a chin diaper

[04:04:34] \g/rizon The bat would need to be a carrier of rabies first

[04:04:38] \g/rizon But

[04:04:41] \g/rizon Typically if you get bit by a random dog

[04:04:46] \g/rizon It's highly suggested that you capture the dog

[04:04:49] \g/rizon So it can be screened for rabies

[04:05:32] \g/rizon adro: Uhh yes there is

[04:05:41] \g/rizon THey test the animal saliva, skin, and spinal fluid

[04:06:25] \g/rizon Lyssa virus isn't rabies

[04:06:27] \g/rizon lol

[04:06:33] \g/rizon It's related to rabies

[04:06:35] \g/rizon But it's not rabies

[04:08:09] \g/rizon NiniGeo2: I think that's how it already works

[04:08:13] \g/rizon It's assumed the animal has rabies

[04:08:17] \g/rizon So they start treatment

[04:08:25] \g/rizon no relation sushi-chan lol

[04:08:31] \g/rizon salmonella is a bacteria, salmon is a fish

[04:08:50] \g/rizon There's probably some weird etymology shit

[04:08:53] \g/rizon idk

[04:11:13] \g/rizon Yes sushi-chan

[04:11:26] \g/rizon Humans infected with rabies suffer bouts of confusion and aggression

[04:11:47] \g/rizon I doubt they go feral and bite other people though

[04:12:13] \g/rizon you have rabies!

[04:15:21] \g/rizon [09:12PM] [sushi-chan] isn't a bullet to head painful?

[04:15:23] \g/rizon I recommend shotgun

[04:15:29] \g/rizon 12 gauge slug

[04:15:33] \g/rizon No buckshot, no birdshot

[04:15:40] \g/rizon Don't shoot yourself in the head though

[04:15:40] \g/rizon pls

[04:16:16] \g/rizon If you're going to use a handgun, 44 mag to the temple so it turns your brain to slurry

[04:16:18] \g/rizon No chance of survival

[04:16:34] \g/rizon Armorall which drug are you on

[04:17:27] \g/rizon [09:16PM] [sushi-chan] bulletproofs clothes for HEAD should be a thing.

[04:17:29] \g/rizon They're helmets

[04:17:30] \g/rizon lol

[04:17:33] \g/rizon And they do exist

[04:17:39] \g/rizon Rounin is a nice one

[04:17:54] \g/rizon https://www.securityprousa.com/products/ronin-ballistic-helmet-facemask

[04:18:20] \g/rizon You can get a fitted ronin for like $3500

[04:18:30] \g/rizon expensive af but should stop everything up to .50

[04:19:05] \g/rizon I meant 50AE

[04:19:06] \g/rizon lol

[04:19:26] \g/rizon If someone is shooting at you with a .50 bmg, even if the helmet could stop it, the concussive hit would probably kill you

[04:20:43] \g/rizon ooooh

[04:20:45] \g/rizon Jujutsu Kaisen S2

[04:20:49] \g/rizon let's go

[04:21:15] \g/rizon It's always funny when people think the genevia convention is like the law of the land that everybody abides by

[04:21:21] \g/rizon When you're in a life or death scenario, what's a war crime or two

[04:21:41] \g/rizon Your enemy is running away? Better kill him so he doesn't rearm and come back to kill me

[04:21:52] \g/rizon etc etc

[04:22:29] \g/rizon $in 14h Mikoolo: https://v.redd.it/hucysaomda5b1/DASH_360.mp4

[04:23:04] \g/rizon Still waiting on the Yellowstone supervolcano to go

[04:23:10] \g/rizon Taking out most of America with it

[04:23:13] \g/rizon :(

[04:23:17] \g/rizon I need to move to Maryland

[04:24:28] \g/rizon Earth's inner core stops moving all thet ime Armorall lmao

[04:24:30] \g/rizon In fact

[04:24:38] \g/rizon It's spun in the opposite direction too

[04:25:05] \g/rizon https://www.euronews.com/next/2023/02/10/making-heads-spin-scientists-say-earths-inner-core-has-changed-its-rotation

[04:25:56] \g/rizon Big bang theory is just a theory, it's the best explanation we have given the limited resources and evidence we have

[04:26:28] \g/rizon What's nessun up to these days

[04:26:59] \g/rizon Good for him

[04:27:30] \g/rizon They didn't appear out of nowhere... lol

[04:27:35] \g/rizon They formed over billions of years

[04:28:07] \g/rizon Have you ever seen the leading theory on how the moon was created sushi-chan?

[04:28:33] \g/rizon Basically another large body slammed into the earth, sending lots of debris and shit into space, and gravity pulled it all into a satellite

[04:29:16] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRlhlCWplqk

[04:29:19] \g/rizon I'm not educated

[04:29:23] \g/rizon I'm a 5 time college dropout

[04:30:34] \g/rizon Yep

[04:30:38] \g/rizon Dropped out of community college

[04:30:42] \g/rizon SNHU

[04:30:44] \g/rizon SNHU again

[04:30:46] \g/rizon Community college again

[04:30:48] \g/rizon And WGU

[04:30:50] \g/rizon 5 times

[04:31:29] \g/rizon ^

[04:31:40] \g/rizon I'd like to get a degree someday but I'm working and making great money now

[04:31:45] \g/rizon I'm still paying student loans tho

[04:31:49] \g/rizon lul

[04:31:50] \g/rizon Such a waste

[04:31:56] \g/rizon Nah

[04:32:02] \g/rizon Most reputable jobs will call the school to validate

[04:32:18] \g/rizon Well my current job did and HR told me that was standard practice

[04:32:41] \g/rizon I almost didn't get the job because I couldn't find my high school diploma and had to return to my high school to get a copy

[04:33:01] \g/rizon That might work at McDonalds lol

[04:33:06] \g/rizon night sushi

[04:33:49] \g/rizon dang Vulture's wing pack gave him spine cancer

[04:33:55] \g/rizon Or the power pack for the wings

[04:34:07] \g/rizon pls

[04:34:13] \g/rizon I know folks from India with student loans too

[04:34:18] \g/rizon ...because they went to school in the US :P

[04:34:38] \g/rizon .cc time in ireland

[04:34:52] \g/rizon Depends on the employer

[04:35:01] \g/rizon Some aren't lazy enough haha

[04:35:20] \g/rizon Yes

[04:35:40] \g/rizon wat

[04:35:45] \g/rizon Not scared

[04:35:48] \g/rizon I'm speaking from experience

[04:35:55] \g/rizon It's anecdotal evidence

[04:36:50] \g/rizon $100k where I live is like middle class which is unfortunate as fuck

[04:36:50] \g/rizon The rent is too damn high

[04:37:22] \g/rizon Same

[04:37:35] \g/rizon I've lied before but never printed fake credentials

[04:37:41] \g/rizon As companies can proably take some sort of legal action

[04:37:57] \g/rizon Are you an ex con or something

[04:37:57] \g/rizon lol

[04:38:14] \g/rizon Armorall: I make 145 now but that still doesn't feel like enough

[04:38:47] \g/rizon False academic credentials is a class C felony my guy

[04:38:49] \g/rizon It's 100% illegal

[04:39:06] \g/rizon ^

[04:39:44] \g/rizon It's not so bad

[04:39:56] \g/rizon I think the good outweighs the bad sometimes

[04:40:08] \g/rizon You kinda forget about all the shit going on

[04:40:16] \g/rizon Especially if you keep to your neck of the woods

[04:52:22] \g/rizon i'm 34

[04:52:48] \g/rizon He's a babby

[05:22:39] \g/rizon ooh dunkey is having a babby gir

[05:22:42] \g/rizon l

[05:23:27] \g/rizon who

[05:23:55] \g/rizon no, who to you

[05:23:57] \g/rizon lol

[05:33:59] \g/rizon Hey Zack

[05:34:01] \g/rizon You know Soylent Green

[05:34:03] \g/rizon It's people!

[05:34:33] \g/rizon You know Snowpiercer

[05:34:36] \g/rizon It's run by children!

[05:34:50] \g/rizon s/run/conducted

[07:41:31] \g/rizon hi

[07:48:25] \g/rizon That wasn't the issue but ok

[07:50:20] \g/rizon The issue was there being so much shit going on on the screen at once for anyone to know what the fuck is going on lol

[07:50:23] \g/rizon With 6 people

[07:51:41] \g/rizon Marcus Stewart of Game Informer praised the use of level-specific objectives meant to encourage player exploration and the game's chaotic brand of local multiplayer entertainment, stating, "Sure, losing track of yourself in the sea of digital humanity happens often and can be mildly frustrating, but the joy of laughing and cheering alongside so many buddies dulls that irritation.

[07:51:45] \g/rizon pfft

[07:51:54] \g/rizon It's more than mildly frustrating

[07:52:42] \g/rizon Game Informer and GameSpot expressed concern with the game's short length, repetitive side missions, and the lack of visual clarity during more populated multiplayer sessions

[07:54:02] \g/rizon Well they are

[07:54:28] \g/rizon And yes I think if Lois has sex with Superman while not knowing Clark is Superman, that would be considered cheating

[15:11:13] \g/rizon Mikoolo

[15:11:27] \g/rizon mornin

[15:32:33] \g/rizon Aw man they're doing a scheduled power outage from 9AM til 7PM on Monday

[15:32:53] \g/rizon Which means I'll have to go into work

[15:38:37] \g/rizon idk

[15:38:59] \g/rizon The cat feeders have battery backups so at least the cats will be fed, but my main concern is the litter box not cycling cuz it doesn't have battery backup

[15:39:00] \g/rizon + 3 cats using it

[15:39:05] \g/rizon Gonna be gross by the time I get home

[16:17:08] \g/rizon Join my channel? Get free ops!

[16:46:56] \g/rizon .steam -g

[17:00:25] \g/rizon I have apple sauce

[17:00:27] \g/rizon All is right in the world

[17:01:17] \g/rizon unfortunate

[17:22:56] \g/rizon https://i.redd.it/0v43o4v7i1k71.jpg

[17:23:01] \g/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[19:04:41] \g/rizon Mikoolo did you see did you see

[19:18:22] \g/rizon Mikoolo: https://v.redd.it/hucysaomda5b1/DASH_360.mp4

[19:19:34] \g/rizon MAGIC: It won't work regardless

[19:19:40] \g/rizon Control code is a character

[19:20:52] \g/rizon color*

[19:22:45] \g/rizon fucc

[19:22:48] \g/rizon I'm down to my last 30TB

[19:22:52] \g/rizon I feel like I'm rolling on E

[19:22:58] \g/rizon CT

[19:23:02] \g/rizon Come cable manage my shit

[19:23:06] \g/rizon Since Mikoolo is so lazy and won't come do it

[19:23:21] \g/rizon I can offer you a handjob from TorS

[19:23:24] \g/rizon TorS may offer more

[19:23:35] \g/rizon Ok you can have Billy's box of SSDs

[19:23:42] \g/rizon Let me see how many drives are in it now

[19:23:57] \g/rizon No??

[19:24:02] \g/rizon They're all 1TB SSDs

[19:24:07] \g/rizon And I think 2 2TB enterprise SSDs

[19:24:20] \g/rizon Esjay: 2230 or 2280

[19:24:28] \g/rizon Billy is gay yes

[19:24:42] \g/rizon everybody knows, CT

[19:24:50] \g/rizon I'd be on your podcast sure

[19:25:02] \g/rizon Esjay: No to 2230, yes to 2280

[19:25:09] \g/rizon 2TB 2230 are still expensive as fuck

[19:25:11] \g/rizon And I only have 2

[19:25:11] \g/rizon lol

[19:25:27] \g/rizon Wish they'd drop 4TB 2230s already

[19:25:32] \g/rizon I want one

[19:25:45] \g/rizon You mean The View?

[19:25:55] \g/rizon Oh yeah you're Irish

[19:26:04] \g/rizon lol MAGIC

[19:26:04] \g/rizon If only

[19:26:15] \g/rizon I'd cut mine so fast

[19:26:37] \g/rizon I subscribed

[19:26:39] \g/rizon Send me $10

[19:27:00] \g/rizon You can see a list of all of your subscribers?

[19:27:03] \g/rizon Where?

[19:27:25] \g/rizon Where's my $10

[19:27:57] \g/rizon First what

[19:28:01] \g/rizon How would I know if I subbed firstr

[19:28:03] \g/rizon pls CT

[19:28:09] \g/rizon ffs

[19:28:30] \g/rizon I don't even want it

[19:28:36] \g/rizon Donate it to my favorite charity

[19:28:49] \g/rizon Pete's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce

[19:29:17] \g/rizon https://www.facebook.com/groups/315882999556276/

[19:50:33] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

[19:50:52] \g/rizon Esjay: I'll order you one just send me the one you want and addy in pm

[19:52:28] \g/rizon so gay

[19:52:34] \g/rizon Might as well rename the channel to #Billy

[19:53:22] \g/rizon Doesn't seem like a lot goes on behind Armorall's eyes

[19:53:41] \g/rizon You can't kick Armorall for being a minor, then you'd have to kick yourself too

[20:42:32] \g/rizon rude

[20:59:26] \g/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1126980686130204763/20230707_135831.jpg i was bored and this took way longer than it should have

[20:59:32] \g/rizon like an hr lol

[21:08:17] \g/rizon lol

[21:08:36] \g/rizon the mahogany and teakwood is hand sanitizer with a fragrance... smells quite nice but it expired like 2 years ago

[21:09:43] \g/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1118386955554652160/20230613_204959.jpg my desk when it was clean, so proud of myself

[21:09:56] \g/rizon still waiting on mikoolo to come cable manage for me

[21:10:17] \g/rizon will you really

[21:10:29] \g/rizon Do you even have a passport

[21:10:41] \g/rizon there are no 50 bmgs in my state so I know that's a lie

[21:12:19] \g/rizon I got rid of two when I moved my servers into the server rack

[21:12:28] \g/rizon I used to have another monitor off to the side too

[21:12:37] \g/rizon I'm not a keyboard enthusiast like taran

[21:12:42] \g/rizon see my shitty g skill rgb keyboard

[21:12:51] \g/rizon I mean it's not shitty but folks in the keyboard community would laugh at me over it

[21:13:23] \g/rizon nO cUsToM kEyCaPs? U dIdN't BuIlD iT yOuRsElF!?

[21:13:52] \g/rizon I mostly stopped using the flipper btw

[21:13:58] \g/rizon I only use it as a garage remote when I leave and come home lol

[21:14:15] \g/rizon And even then I don't even *use it*, I use the app on my phone

[21:16:26] \g/rizon Yes

[21:16:33] \g/rizon It pairs to the flipper via bluetooth

[21:17:01] \g/rizon If I press open garage it sends a signal to the flipper to open garage and the flipper sends a signal to the garage door to open

[21:23:01] \g/rizon Number1Stunna: My old car got stolen a few years ago along with the remote

[21:23:07] \g/rizon The complex I live in want $75 to replace it

[21:23:11] \g/rizon I said fuck that

[21:23:44] \g/rizon trinity movies?

[21:25:22] \g/rizon did you get the video btw mikoolo

[21:25:48] \g/rizon [12:13PM] [Mikoolo] \g did I see what?

[21:25:51] \g/rizon [12:18PM] [\g] Mikoolo: https://v.redd.it/hucysaomda5b1/DASH_360.mp4

[21:26:57] \g/rizon ya

[21:27:01] \g/rizon Do people actually rack their AKs like that

[21:27:03] \g/rizon Under the gun

[21:27:07] \g/rizon Seems wildly uncomfortable

[21:28:02] \g/rizon I wonder how easy it is to pull the bolt back on an AK

[21:28:06] \g/rizon Definitely can't do it with one finger on an ar

[21:29:51] \g/rizon wow I don't think I own any guns where the bolt closes if the chamber is empty

[21:29:58] \g/rizon That's Russian engineering for ya

[21:30:00] \g/rizon (garbage)

[21:30:36] \g/rizon Having to pull the trigger to find out your mag is empty is the worst way to find out your mag is empty lol

[21:31:00] \g/rizon But yes I also hate it for the wood

[21:31:17] \g/rizon There are American guns with wood to you know, I hate them equally as much as AKs

[21:31:22] \g/rizon s/to/too

[21:32:18] \g/rizon I think I need context

[21:46:46] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzLdFmPncms

[21:46:59] \g/rizon Hmm

[21:47:01] \g/rizon Did we lose Internets

[21:48:04] \g/rizon Not overpriced at all imo

[21:48:05] \g/rizon I love it

[21:48:16] \g/rizon Goddamnit ComputerTech

[21:48:56] \g/rizon I have a full ifixit kit and use the ifixit bits almost exclusively with the ltt screwdriver because of how great it feels

[21:49:40] \g/rizon I haven't seen a single person with buyers remorse over paying $70 for the LTT Screwdriver fwiw

[21:52:07] \g/rizon Well I guess that's why you have the option to not buy it huh

[21:52:15] \g/rizon It's not for you

[21:52:17] \g/rizon We get it

[21:52:39] \g/rizon Only people complaining are the people not buying it

[21:53:01] \g/rizon Meanwhile LMG has already sold 100k of them

[21:53:04] \g/rizon So clearly they did something right

[21:54:04] \g/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=845HUaWYSQA

[21:54:22] \g/rizon "Can't re-invent the screwdriver"

[21:54:31] \g/rizon Don't need to

[21:54:34] \g/rizon Just need to make it better

[21:54:35] \g/rizon :^)

[21:54:48] \g/rizon Toby: All the more reason why it's not for you

[21:55:28] \g/rizon Ok Toby

[21:57:21] \g/rizon Exactly

[21:57:22] \g/rizon lol

[22:03:23] \g/rizon rip

[22:13:08] \g/rizon never had doritos with salsa before

[22:13:58] \g/rizon Was she crying because she didn't want you to be independent, or because she knows what's coming next?

[22:14:51] \g/rizon It's less about wanting a younger chick and more about getting the fuck away from her

[22:15:19] \g/rizon .ban Dumbell Hi back I am gee

[22:16:04] \g/rizon CT have you heard of my lord and savior

[22:16:06] \g/rizon +R

[22:16:20] \g/rizon +R

[22:16:23] \g/rizon /mode #computertech +R

[22:16:52] \g/rizon I mean you should be akilling him every time you see him anyway

[22:16:59] \g/rizon Ban evading warrants removal from the server doesn't it

[22:17:25] \g/rizon But you know services admins

[22:17:26] \g/rizon lol

[22:18:26] \g/rizon lol

[22:18:34] \g/rizon That was pretty funny

[22:19:13] \g/rizon Curious what VPN/proxy he's using

[22:19:33] \g/rizon ah

[22:20:17] \g/rizon .kb kelly

[22:20:20] \g/rizon He'll probably get bored of changing locations before we get bored of banning him

[22:21:38] \g/rizon Make sure it's actually him before you ban though lol

[22:21:51] \g/rizon Don't want any unfortunate casualties

[22:22:03] \g/rizon 3 is voice isn't it?

[22:22:06] \g/rizon Or did you adjust levels

[22:22:21] \g/rizon o

[22:23:10] \g/rizon I just checked ident and whether the nick was registered

[22:23:17] \g/rizon Not fool proof but

[22:23:48] \g/rizon Ok wait for the "hi i'm back" then

[22:24:29] \g/rizon dang

[22:24:45] \g/rizon Apparently self inflicted wounds were super common in WWI because many soldiers were drafted and really didn't want to fight

[22:25:13] \g/rizon wtf

[22:25:17] \g/rizon You don't need to have facebook to see that image

[22:25:21] \g/rizon I'm not even logged in and I see it lol

[22:26:05] \g/rizon https://tenor.com/view/peanutbutter-and-crack-sandwich-gif-15085404

[22:26:32] \g/rizon I bet it would taste awful

[22:26:34] \g/rizon But the high would be amazing

[22:40:40] \g/rizon My buddy was telling me about how they basically lived like royalty in Jamaica on $5k

[22:41:36] \g/rizon They tipped a guy $20 and he pretty much drove them wherever they wanted and spent the day as their tour guide

[22:41:59] \g/rizon I could live a few weeks on $5k

[22:41:59] \g/rizon lol

[22:42:33] \g/rizon I am

[22:42:38] \g/rizon I have a decent job

[22:42:51] \g/rizon My wife is about to quit her job and become a stay at home mom

[22:42:58] \g/rizon End of Aug

[22:43:35] \g/rizon Yep

[22:43:49] \g/rizon So I'll be supporting a family of 4 + 3 cats

[22:43:51] \g/rizon I want a couple dogs too

[22:43:55] \g/rizon Samoyed best doge

[22:44:15] \g/rizon Travel with the kids so you can hear them screaming in your ear

[22:44:24] \g/rizon ARE WE THERE YET

[22:47:03] \g/rizon s/with/

[22:47:07] \g/rizon lol

[22:47:14] \g/rizon ferridae: s/with/

[22:47:33] \g/rizon Pfft

[22:47:37] \g/rizon My mom beat the absolute shit out of me

[22:47:46] \g/rizon I was a bad kid and deserved every bit of it

[22:47:49] \g/rizon god bless u mom

[22:48:12] \g/rizon Very happy she did else I'd probably be in a very different spot in life

[22:48:35] \g/rizon ferridae: attention?

[22:49:09] \g/rizon ferridae: s/maker/winner

[22:49:23] \g/rizon ah

[22:49:25] \g/rizon step parents can suck

[22:50:13] \g/rizon Is your mom still around

[22:50:49] \g/rizon To where?

[22:51:40] \g/rizon Probably just anecdotal evidence but the longer you wait the harder it becomes to really build any sort of lasting relationship

[22:53:15] \g/rizon sounds like you just haven't found the right one yet

[22:53:26] \g/rizon It's cliche as fuck to say bit the saying "There are plenty of fish in the sea" holds a lot of truth

[22:53:30] \g/rizon but*

[22:54:08] \g/rizon ^

[22:54:58] \g/rizon idk I've been in America for 34 years and never been near a mass shooting

[22:55:01] \g/rizon And I live in Los Angeles rofl

[22:55:36] \g/rizon Nah, she's going to have a c section probably 2nd week of september

[22:56:00] \g/rizon My stupid dad pulled me and my sister out of high school because there was a bomb threat on the first day

[22:56:05] \g/rizon So first two years of high school we were homeschooled

[22:56:18] \g/rizon We were ill-prepared for high school as Juniors

[22:56:31] \g/rizon First two years of high school are important asfudck

[22:57:04] \g/rizon were they done by that irish terrorist group irish666

[22:57:12] \g/rizon Exactly Esjay

[22:57:17] \g/rizon Yea CT

[22:58:09] \g/rizon pls foxy you're making yourself sound old

[22:58:15] \g/rizon You're like my brother's age

[22:58:47] \g/rizon 45ish?

[22:59:00] \g/rizon 34

[22:59:37] \g/rizon Oh yeah definitely

[22:59:52] \g/rizon Coddling a trans kid is probably one of the worst things you can do in this day

[23:00:08] \g/rizon They will be very underprepared for what life throws at them

[23:00:33] \g/rizon Depends on what's in the shotgun

[23:00:38] \g/rizon Birdshot? Buckshot? Yeah probably

[23:00:42] \g/rizon Slug? Probably not

[23:01:06] \g/rizon That one cute girl that tried to hit her own off switch with a shotgun used buckshot iirc

[23:01:12] \g/rizon Only ended up completely obliterating her face

[23:01:44] \g/rizon I remember that ferridae

[23:01:53] \g/rizon I think it was over a woman

[23:01:54] \g/rizon Or something

[23:02:08] \g/rizon So since you were CT's age

[23:02:16] \g/rizon wtf

[23:02:23] \g/rizon CT has only been on the internet for 3 years??

[23:04:52] \g/rizon I think Windows Vista had just come out while I was in the process of dropping out of college the first time

[23:04:56] \g/rizon My computer courses all used it

[23:05:23] \g/rizon I didn't mind Vista

[23:05:28] \g/rizon I hated 8 for sure though

[23:05:30] \g/rizon 8.1 I loved

[23:05:47] \g/rizon 8.1 was not terrible lmao

[23:05:50] \g/rizon 8.1 fixed majority of the issues 8 had

[23:06:04] \g/rizon I hated Metro in general

[23:06:19] \g/rizon I've heard ME was like bottom tier worst Microsoft OS

[23:06:23] \g/rizon I've never used it personally though

[23:06:26] \g/rizon I went 98 -> 98 SE -> XP

[23:07:03] \g/rizon Windows 8 had stability issues

[23:07:04] \g/rizon Security issues

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