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[01:48:52] irish666/rizon Morning

[01:49:16] irish666/rizon I slept

[01:50:01] irish666/rizon Well I usually get 2-4 a night

[01:50:46] irish666/rizon Lol

[01:51:23] irish666/rizon Hey I lost 3 pounds since last Friday

[01:51:57] irish666/rizon I had a pizza and a burger today though

[01:52:10] irish666/rizon Pizza was 1000 and cheese burger was 250

[01:52:38] irish666/rizon Lol I’m not thin yet :P

[01:55:20] irish666/rizon Lol

[01:55:34] irish666/rizon Need to exercise and detox

[01:56:12] irish666/rizon You probably not experienced the rush from exercise

[01:56:18] irish666/rizon The high

[01:56:50] irish666/rizon It releases them

[01:57:16] irish666/rizon Endorphins

[01:57:32] irish666/rizon Swimming is good

[01:58:29] irish666/rizon I need to collect water tomorrow

[01:59:14] irish666/rizon You only lost it if you don’t use it

[01:59:57] irish666/rizon I’ll probably drop down to 160

[02:01:35] irish666/rizon Why are you on psych meds

[02:01:52] irish666/rizon Like which one

[02:02:14] irish666/rizon Okay

[02:02:29] irish666/rizon Does it work?

[02:04:04] irish666/rizon Of course and okay

[02:04:53] irish666/rizon René Descartes

[12:13:29] irish666/rizon Thanks

[12:13:36] irish666/rizon Just finished off a bunch of shit

[12:13:43] irish666/rizon Time to relax

[12:19:00] irish666/rizon I need to vape

[12:19:19] irish666/rizon Wish I could drink wine

[12:19:22] irish666/rizon Maybe I should tomorrow

[12:19:32] irish666/rizon Eh actually fuck I can’t

[12:19:53] irish666/rizon Some medications I take rn are pretty wild on alcohol

[12:20:28] irish666/rizon Tudo bem bro

[12:22:49] irish666/rizon Some guy

[12:22:58] irish666/rizon Business environment

[12:23:15] irish666/rizon Actually two new hires

[12:23:23] irish666/rizon And both of them failed to use the toilet properly

[12:23:39] irish666/rizon One was Indian and one was African and they both misused the toilet differently

[12:23:49] irish666/rizon One would stand on the back of the toilet

[12:24:03] irish666/rizon And squat drop the shit from there

[12:24:22] irish666/rizon 🤦‍♂️ the other one we are still mystified by

[12:24:47] irish666/rizon We found a guide on how to use western toilets and got them printed up

[12:24:59] irish666/rizon And put about 🤦‍♂️

[12:25:25] irish666/rizon I think the other guy would sit on the toilet the wrong way around

[12:25:36] irish666/rizon Doesn’t sound too bad but

[12:25:45] irish666/rizon Would blast shit outwardly

[12:26:07] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ glad I didn’t have to deal with it directly

[12:28:27] irish666/rizon Yeah you see signs more now but

[12:28:33] irish666/rizon Back then it wasn’t common

[12:28:46] irish666/rizon In fact a lot of the other employees were deeply offended

[12:28:55] irish666/rizon 1. We know how to use the toilet fuck you

[12:29:08] irish666/rizon 2. Are you really hiring people who don’t know how to use the toilet?

[12:29:49] irish666/rizon Yeah but the local workforce is asking these questions to us the employer

[12:30:00] irish666/rizon They’re uh

[12:30:02] irish666/rizon You know

[12:30:13] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ protective of their jobs and slightly xeno

[12:30:52] irish666/rizon I’m aware of the toilets of the world wez

[12:30:59] irish666/rizon This convo was in context

[12:32:56] irish666/rizon Oh also

[12:33:13] irish666/rizon Walking last night and saw 6 solid lights over my head lol

[12:33:23] irish666/rizon Must has been an event or test for something

[12:33:38] irish666/rizon I could see all the way up through the night which was cool for 3am

[12:33:44] irish666/rizon 2*

[12:37:11] irish666/rizon Hey Hotties what’s up

[12:37:30] irish666/rizon Yeah I’m alright thanks

[12:38:38] irish666/rizon I might make myself a cu’uh tea

[13:32:52] irish666/rizon My video has 16k views on someone else’s channel and 1.6k on mine

[13:32:55] irish666/rizon Pure kek

[13:33:07] irish666/rizon Yeah

[13:33:11] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:33:15] irish666/rizon That’s my life

[13:33:22] irish666/rizon I wish I were joking

[13:33:34] irish666/rizon Here

[13:33:52] irish666/rizon https://youtu.be/nl8iDqHdq6g

[13:33:59] irish666/rizon They used my song

[13:34:15] irish666/rizon My channel got put in description though

[13:34:53] irish666/rizon Eh music should be free forever

[13:34:58] irish666/rizon Just funny

[13:35:07] irish666/rizon I’m happy they liked it to make the music video

[13:35:57] irish666/rizon The girl who’s the singer was on tv at some point

[13:37:44] irish666/rizon Drive safe

[13:38:13] irish666/rizon https://i.imgur.com/kZh3cBx.jpg

[13:38:14] irish666/rizon Kek

[13:38:29] irish666/rizon >Acknowledged

[13:38:46] irish666/rizon 👀

[13:39:19] irish666/rizon Oh ffs frogorg i was wondering when did you get a car n license but you’ve been processing so fast lately

[13:39:33] irish666/rizon I wouldn’t be surprised

[13:39:41] irish666/rizon When? I thought you didn’t drive

[13:39:44] irish666/rizon Eh weird

[13:39:51] irish666/rizon I don’t either tbh

[13:41:21] irish666/rizon Hey I love public transportation

[13:42:30] irish666/rizon Perfect

[13:42:56] irish666/rizon I am anti car

[13:43:56] irish666/rizon Well they once changed my pedestrian utopia into allowing cars

[13:44:11] irish666/rizon Slowly but surely I started to hate them

[13:44:31] irish666/rizon Plus

[13:45:39] irish666/rizon The tyres ☠️ aerosolising midern rubber into the air and eventually waterways etc

[13:45:44] irish666/rizon Modern

[13:48:09] irish666/rizon Lol

[13:48:34] irish666/rizon They dug up our tram lines after ww2 I think

[13:48:39] irish666/rizon Tragic

[13:48:53] irish666/rizon Our trams were originally pulled by horse and the electric then we got the bus …

[13:49:03] irish666/rizon Nice

[13:49:24] irish666/rizon I see

[13:49:28] irish666/rizon Do it works as both

[13:49:40] irish666/rizon We have light railway working as this in some areas too

[13:49:45] irish666/rizon Like

[13:49:49] irish666/rizon Dockland light rail

[13:50:23] irish666/rizon https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z0g3opqrl08/hqdefault.jpg

[13:50:42] irish666/rizon It’s automated I think

[13:51:37] irish666/rizon Lol

[13:51:49] irish666/rizon Trains in this country are pathetic

[13:51:58] irish666/rizon We dropped the ball so hard

[13:52:41] irish666/rizon Yeah but we invented the damn things we should be seen as the pioneers

[13:53:03] irish666/rizon But once they stopped using steam this country died lol

[13:55:48] irish666/rizon They said our steel works were still using 1850 steam machinery all the way up until 1980s when they closed… cause Asia had industrialised and bought brand new equipment which could churn it out faster and easier. Lol we drop the ball on a lot of everything due to lack of reinvesting. Train, steel, shipping, etc

[13:56:20] irish666/rizon We’ve even privatised the water and Royal Mail ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[14:03:18] irish666/rizon Alright

[14:03:51] irish666/rizon Do swedes fold in a different way than us

[14:12:48] irish666/rizon Lol

[14:15:18] irish666/rizon That false weird emphasised attitude

[14:16:07] irish666/rizon Send the nanny to the cinema with the kid and get yourself some theatre tickets

[14:16:22] irish666/rizon And promptly ignore your offspring until they turn 18

[14:16:38] irish666/rizon Then introduce yourself as mr. (Surname)

[14:16:52] irish666/rizon .wiki expensive

[14:17:10] irish666/rizon .ud expensive

[14:17:36] irish666/rizon 😋😜

[14:17:45] irish666/rizon Fine

[14:18:00] irish666/rizon Send the child to boarding nursery

[14:19:27] irish666/rizon Allergic Latex ?

[14:19:55] irish666/rizon Deeply deeply deeply catholic about 5 seconds before I take her clothes off?

[14:22:03] irish666/rizon Loo

[14:34:00] irish666/rizon Perfection

[14:34:49] irish666/rizon Frogorg: if Interested https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Beck

[16:48:08] irish666/rizon Hey

[16:48:31] irish666/rizon Lost connection

[16:48:37] irish666/rizon Thx

[16:49:13] irish666/rizon It’s the heat

[16:49:51] irish666/rizon Everybody takes drugs, you forget that Albert Einstein, he was a drug

[16:50:09] irish666/rizon Yes and gravity is also the biggest killing drug there is

[16:50:54] irish666/rizon Zweistein the president of Ukraine

[16:52:17] irish666/rizon Rizon?

[17:31:09] irish666/rizon Fuck

[17:46:34] irish666/rizon Oh no

[17:46:38] irish666/rizon This food is 🔥

[17:46:42] irish666/rizon 😭

[19:09:59] irish666/rizon Room is probably lively but block block block block bwuahhahaa

[19:10:20] irish666/rizon Frogorg you’re not a shitty person, you’re not even a person

[19:10:36] irish666/rizon Probably is the answer

[19:10:49] irish666/rizon Yes

[19:16:22] irish666/rizon So much for AI helping me

[19:16:33] irish666/rizon https://i.imgur.com/I5mHlOF.jpg

[19:32:24] irish666/rizon Yes?

[19:32:42] irish666/rizon Sushi isn’t she’s Fr*nch

[19:33:28] irish666/rizon .w

[19:34:16] irish666/rizon I don’t mind AR

[19:34:36] irish666/rizon I own a couple of miles there

[19:44:47] irish666/rizon Im English

[19:45:31] irish666/rizon Lol thx phonekait 🙃

[22:54:12] irish666/rizon At the end of the day it could be worse, you could be be American ferridae /s

[22:54:28] irish666/rizon Lol

[22:55:58] irish666/rizon I’ve

[22:56:07] irish666/rizon I’ve Seen two terrorist attacks

[22:56:29] irish666/rizon Wrapped up in three though

[22:56:51] irish666/rizon I didn’t even commit them

[22:57:17] irish666/rizon two were Irish

[22:57:20] irish666/rizon One was Muslim

[22:57:47] irish666/rizon Bombs are fine! Guns are sppooki

[22:58:13] irish666/rizon My school used to get bomb scares on the regular if people didn’t wanna go in that day

[22:58:17] irish666/rizon Kek

[22:59:25] irish666/rizon I once saw a guy shoot another guy with a shotgun at point blank

[22:59:31] irish666/rizon Nasty

[22:59:52] irish666/rizon Middle of London lol I was drinking in a park as you do

[23:00:40] irish666/rizon No idea but sawn off

[23:01:40] irish666/rizon The guy was arguing in the park, guy said he’s gonna put his pitbull back in his car, so he went, came back with the shotgun and pop

[23:02:15] irish666/rizon My mum was once sitting in her car and the window was shot out

[23:03:09] irish666/rizon At least you didn’t have to experience 1996 computer school classes

[23:03:36] irish666/rizon Marginalise the Welsh

[23:04:02] irish666/rizon My first laptop was also my first attempt at wood art, cause it burnt the table it was on

[23:04:23] irish666/rizon Sounds like my government now ferridae

[23:10:46] irish666/rizon I cannot run a computer right now

[23:11:06] irish666/rizon I live off of a small solar system

[23:11:47] irish666/rizon https://i.imgur.com/MJw75nz.jpg

[23:12:21] irish666/rizon I have him on block

[23:12:42] irish666/rizon Yeah nice Halloween piece

[23:13:35] irish666/rizon You forgot mong

[23:13:41] irish666/rizon You mong

[23:13:57] irish666/rizon Mongoloid

[23:14:26] irish666/rizon The gay gene

[23:15:24] irish666/rizon Idiot is also medical but eh

[23:15:51] irish666/rizon In the uk if you’re under 10 you’re addressed as master

[23:15:54] irish666/rizon I was

[23:16:15] irish666/rizon It’s slaves all the way down

[23:16:25] irish666/rizon We still call our boys master

[23:16:51] irish666/rizon Like if they get a letter

[23:17:05] irish666/rizon Their title is master until 10 ish

[23:17:47] irish666/rizon They’re too young to be called mister so they’re master

[23:18:32] irish666/rizon Oh dear

[23:19:07] irish666/rizon I had to actually learn American history for someone’s kink ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shits wild

[23:19:10] irish666/rizon But informative

[23:30:15] irish666/rizon Shullup

[23:31:39] irish666/rizon “So yeah I’ll just open the phone book and call up Uhhhh Aaron a. Aaronson shall I? “

[23:32:30] irish666/rizon https://i.redd.it/x3eaqal1y4u11.jpg

[23:33:04] irish666/rizon Bollocks to that helium Canuck

[23:33:19] irish666/rizon It’s so English and danish it hurts

[23:33:30] irish666/rizon Irish names are like Siobhan

[23:33:36] irish666/rizon And Niamh

[23:34:22] irish666/rizon Need to charge my vape

[23:36:42] irish666/rizon https://i.imgur.com/iPb2hst.jpg

[23:37:12] irish666/rizon Yup

[23:49:01] irish666/rizon I have crop failure

[23:49:29] irish666/rizon Fml lol

[23:51:13] irish666/rizon Lol

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