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[00:00:07] Esjay/rizon R Kelly was amazing, too bad he --

[00:00:19] Esjay/rizon \g, he has his moments

[00:00:40] Esjay/rizon Number1Stunna; I will slap you

[00:00:46] Esjay/rizon \g, likely autistic

[00:02:25] Esjay/rizon Caville almost didn't get his Superman role because he was raiding in WoW

[00:03:05] Esjay/rizon Caville is a good person, just a bit of a...how do I put it....

[00:03:08] Esjay/rizon pretentious nerd

[00:03:12] Esjay/rizon "muh lore"

[00:03:54] Esjay/rizon Lore accuracy doesn't matter when expanded into other mediums

[00:04:11] Esjay/rizon ferridae; you've not played YGO post 2010 apparently

[00:04:26] Esjay/rizon I love the combos nowadays

[00:04:51] Esjay/rizon \g, we should do a watchparty for cowboy bebop

[00:04:52] Esjay/rizon I love it

[00:05:27] Esjay/rizon Matt Ryan or Grant Gustin

[00:05:32] Esjay/rizon \g, no

[00:05:40] Esjay/rizon I've not watched the live action

[00:06:11] Esjay/rizon pendulum shit is way more complicated than it should be

[00:06:58] Esjay/rizon \g, agreed

[00:07:12] Esjay/rizon I'm okay with link, xyz, synchro, and others

[00:07:23] Esjay/rizon but pendulum...can suck my ass

[00:07:43] Esjay/rizon link is the newest I think

[00:11:33] Esjay/rizon I got some lime juice to try adding to cherry seltzer for a kinda ghetto cherry limeade, but the cherry flavor is almost nonexistent

[00:11:37] Esjay/rizon :(

[00:17:29] Esjay/rizon \g, good idea, but good luck joining the strings

[00:17:49] Esjay/rizon how many siblings do you have?

[00:18:09] Esjay/rizon I thought you had the one sister and older brother

[00:18:41] Esjay/rizon irish666; disgusting

[00:20:31] Esjay/rizon \g, yes, because each checkbox would be for a string, unless you're doing some voodoo shit that's completely esoteric

[00:20:49] Esjay/rizon Damnit, I'm being incremented too much

[00:21:38] Esjay/rizon it would just be Esjay++;

[00:21:43] Esjay/rizon Or if you want cursed

[00:21:45] Esjay/rizon ++Esjay;

[00:21:50] Esjay/rizon Komputer; die

[00:22:13] Esjay/rizon It's a limnoria bot

[00:22:59] Esjay/rizon Again?

[00:23:23] Esjay/rizon You were with that chick for a couple years, what happened

[00:23:33] Esjay/rizon \g, no it's just a limnoria bot

[00:24:10] Esjay/rizon I could probably throw together something like elitebot in an hour while high

[00:24:11] Esjay/rizon !bang

[00:24:23] Esjay/rizon Speaking of high

[00:24:29] Esjay/rizon I need to go fetch the bong from my roomie

[00:24:46] Esjay/rizon Jax, good luck on future endeavors dude

[00:25:07] Esjay/rizon I'm nowhere to judge on shit, because of fucking up my relationship and being since since the end of Feb

[00:25:17] Esjay/rizon I mean

[00:25:34] Esjay/rizon My ex is giving me a chance, he just wants me to work on myself first

[00:26:21] Esjay/rizon \g, I'm going to be moving back there, he can't move because transferring with the USPS is stupidly convoluted

[00:26:55] Esjay/rizon Where's the closest sheep rental to you ComputerTech?

[00:28:01] Esjay/rizon I don't miss the guy I lost my virginity to, in fact I hope someone hatecrimes him

[00:30:48] Esjay/rizon Being nervous is perfectly fine

[00:30:51] Esjay/rizon Encouraged even

[00:33:30] Esjay/rizon Ahsoka; no

[00:33:42] Esjay/rizon using multiple will cause them to tear

[01:02:27] Esjay/rizon daww

[01:02:37] Esjay/rizon you sure about that ComputerTech :3

[01:03:21] Esjay/rizon When will Ahsoka post a pic

[01:03:24] Esjay/rizon I want to roast her

[01:04:25] Esjay/rizon \g wouldn't do that

[01:05:23] Esjay/rizon My first drink was with my grandma

[01:05:32] Esjay/rizon I was like 6 or 7 and I asked to try her beer

[01:05:38] Esjay/rizon I took a sip and spit it out

[01:06:07] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; I was chugging bottles of 50% whiskey at 16

[01:06:12] Esjay/rizon calm your tits

[01:07:18] Esjay/rizon I had been kicked out, friend and I got a place, and he picked me up from work at like 10-11pm and stopped at a gas station to get something to drink. Brought out a bottle of wild turkey 101 for me

[01:07:26] Esjay/rizon He knew I was fucked up in the head from all that happened

[01:07:42] Esjay/rizon idk how it didn't burn the fuck out of my throat

[01:07:48] Esjay/rizon I was built different

[01:08:05] Esjay/rizon but then I remember everything spinning and me laying down in the middle sit of his van

[01:08:29] Esjay/rizon I remember his helping me out and stuff and just laying down and passing out

[01:08:31] Esjay/rizon good times

[01:10:04] Esjay/rizon I mean, this was panama city in Florida, almost any place can sell liquor there, or at least used to be in the mid 2000's

[01:10:40] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; nope

[01:10:49] Esjay/rizon He's in Panama City Beach

[01:10:55] Esjay/rizon which is right beside Panama City

[01:11:04] Esjay/rizon Nope, different cities

[01:11:16] Esjay/rizon wez, far from it

[01:11:49] Esjay/rizon .w 32417

[01:11:55] Esjay/rizon \g, was that Dem0n?

[01:13:57] Esjay/rizon Damn I'm in the top

[01:14:23] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; you wish

[01:15:21] Esjay/rizon @seen Pleiades

[01:15:53] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; @seen me

[01:16:00] Esjay/rizon I'm wondering if it still has my privacy

[01:16:11] Esjay/rizon bueno

[01:16:28] Esjay/rizon Nah

[01:16:32] Esjay/rizon I know how chanstat works

[01:16:53] Esjay/rizon @set color 06

[01:17:05] Esjay/rizon @ustats

[01:18:03] Esjay/rizon I still want Shade

[01:18:19] Esjay/rizon noexpire is stupid

[01:18:32] Esjay/rizon it makes sense for some things

[01:18:46] Esjay/rizon but not for a nick a former oper used once

[01:19:03] Esjay/rizon He may have been given it back in the day

[01:19:39] Esjay/rizon Yeah you've had that nick since 2007, back then opers gave out plenty of noexpires

[01:19:47] Esjay/rizon I want one for this nick :(

[01:20:11] Esjay/rizon Now read the full context

[01:20:55] Esjay/rizon noexpire is fine for someones 'primary' nick

[01:21:05] Esjay/rizon especially for people who have been around forever

[01:21:25] Esjay/rizon like my first memo on this group is from jun 2010

[01:21:30] Esjay/rizon I think I deserve a noexpire on this nick

[01:21:32] Esjay/rizon lol

[01:21:57] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; I'll manage it, let you do the backend stuff

[01:22:02] Esjay/rizon !bang

[01:22:05] Esjay/rizon !bang

[01:22:08] Esjay/rizon !reload

[01:22:10] Esjay/rizon !bang

[01:22:55] Esjay/rizon Any time you mention Blitzed, I think you mean B|itz

[01:25:54] Esjay/rizon I've thought of reviving the first irc net I was on in 98

[01:26:06] Esjay/rizon axpi.net

[01:26:48] Esjay/rizon updog; because she paid about tree fiddy

[01:28:11] Esjay/rizon >#pirates

[01:28:11] Esjay/rizon >2023

[01:28:21] Esjay/rizon Is rizon coming back to its glory days?

[01:28:40] Esjay/rizon Nice, as long as you don't let C/dizzy/weed/tiger come back

[01:28:55] Esjay/rizon It resembles it

[01:29:24] Esjay/rizon If C/dizzy ever shows back up on rizon, I'm going to probably wind up with an akill for a few days

[01:30:35] Esjay/rizon he's a pedo who was grooming a minor here on rizon and used his oper powers to fuck with people to show off for her, such as svjoin'ing people to like 100k channels

[01:31:38] Esjay/rizon Should be chill though, he started dating some girl who made him stop using irc and talking to others

[01:32:08] Esjay/rizon The C stood for Cory

[01:32:18] Esjay/rizon Imagine being named Cory as a canadian

[01:33:46] Esjay/rizon I want S, GOD regged it and used it once

[01:34:21] Esjay/rizon /msg GOD I will write whatever you want on my tits if you'll give me the nick S

[01:34:24] Esjay/rizon fuck

[01:35:53] Esjay/rizon I remember when GOD changed his nick to �

[01:37:22] Esjay/rizon Oh on technet

[01:37:31] Esjay/rizon I thought he got G on here

[01:38:55] Esjay/rizon I've spoken to GOD

[01:38:57] Esjay/rizon :P

[01:39:25] Esjay/rizon I love GOD, definitely more than mink

[01:39:35] Esjay/rizon We do

[01:39:43] Esjay/rizon $invite GOD

[01:40:07] Esjay/rizon I sent an invite

[01:40:50] Esjay/rizon foxy, he tried telling me that he couldn't make a botserv bot in memory of a user (also to help keep the nick from being used by others)

[01:40:56] Esjay/rizon GOD was just like "bet"

[01:41:25] Esjay/rizon yeah

[01:41:48] Esjay/rizon boba frot

[01:41:51] Esjay/rizon WAIT

[01:41:57] Esjay/rizon WHY IS THERE A FROT NICK

[01:42:01] Esjay/rizon oh there's not

[01:42:22] Esjay/rizon I thought there was a user named frot

[01:42:27] Esjay/rizon because my monitor colors

[01:43:05] Esjay/rizon I have severely desaturated blues, and with nick highlighting, it looked like it was highlighted

[01:44:33] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech's first time should have someone that just ate some carolina reapers going down on him

[01:45:53] Esjay/rizon small objects are a choking hazard

[01:46:09] Esjay/rizon foxy, that's what you were going for, right?

[01:46:30] Esjay/rizon Oh shit I found a $20 in my pocket

[01:47:15] Esjay/rizon I got it for driving around an elderly neighbor and stuff

[01:53:20] Esjay/rizon kek

[02:18:56] Esjay/rizon I forgot how much assery there is to LINQ and I'm about to hit the bong

[02:24:10] Esjay/rizon NOLES > GATORS

[02:27:30] Esjay/rizon I miss living in Florida

[02:27:51] Esjay/rizon df is gone

[02:28:03] Esjay/rizon there's like no way to prove it's him if he returns

[02:28:07] Esjay/rizon He deleted his shit

[02:28:11] Esjay/rizon even deleted his gmail

[02:28:19] Esjay/rizon REDman2k1; where are you at?

[02:28:23] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; yes

[02:28:32] Esjay/rizon try sending an email to dongfix@gmail.com

[02:28:38] Esjay/rizon the account doesn't exist anymore

[02:35:48] Esjay/rizon Damn, why are all the cool floridians far away from where I grew up

[02:35:54] Esjay/rizon instead, I just have...End3r

[02:46:25] Esjay/rizon My roommate is being a buzzkill. Talking with a friend of mine that she happens to know, and having them come chill with me for a weekend, and she's like "yeah we can get high" and shit that's like she's trying to lay claim lmao

[02:47:22] Esjay/rizon Yeah, I'm wanting to just have a weekend with a friend because I am always so busy and shit unlike her

[02:48:19] Esjay/rizon I wanted some one on one time

[02:48:35] Esjay/rizon platonic

[02:48:44] Esjay/rizon although I know they want to fuck me, so does she -_-

[02:49:05] Esjay/rizon Both of them have tried to

[02:51:38] Esjay/rizon login, what do you mean

[02:51:53] Esjay/rizon The friend isn't coming over to have sex

[02:52:13] Esjay/rizon I'll probably just yoink the friend and go out to do something

[02:53:46] Esjay/rizon No clue

[02:54:03] Esjay/rizon but I do know that with her work, I can manage to sneak the friend away

[02:54:24] Esjay/rizon NiniGeo2; that's kinda gay homie

[02:55:10] Esjay/rizon That wouldn't work because they're driving like 3 hours to get here and would be staying the weekend

[02:58:36] Esjay/rizon login, I wish it were that simple, but I'm exclusive with someone and so I can't kiss anyone

[02:59:48] Esjay/rizon It's not another person or attached to another person

[03:00:28] Esjay/rizon login, you're being cringe

[03:01:35] Esjay/rizon I am exclusive with someone I am in love with, if I were to kiss another person that isn't said person I'm in love with, that breaks my promise

[03:01:40] Esjay/rizon I am not breaking my promise

[03:01:54] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; I actually wrote something like that years ago

[03:02:31] Esjay/rizon I called it SuperScanner because you could give it strings, point it at a file, and it would iterate over every line and copy out the line matching

[03:02:59] Esjay/rizon login, a robot is not a person

[03:03:37] Esjay/rizon dude, people fall in love with inanimate objects

[03:03:46] Esjay/rizon people fall in love with videogame characters

[03:04:23] Esjay/rizon Gentoo, why would I refuse to use stuff that makes me money?

[03:05:08] Esjay/rizon I work in a humanitarian job making actual impact

[03:06:32] Esjay/rizon Gentoo, what kind of local activism do you take part in? What charities affecting marginalized or vulnerable people do you donate to? What kind of cleanup tasks do you undertake to clean up parks and stuff?

[03:06:42] Esjay/rizon Or are you just a "muh foss" activist?

[03:07:41] Esjay/rizon Again, do you do any real world humanitarian efforts?

[03:08:59] Esjay/rizon Gentoo; and what about in person efforts?

[03:12:18] Esjay/rizon Ugh, I gotta call this girl back on monday because she wants to dispose of a few hundred pounds of wire for her company

[03:12:24] Esjay/rizon I'm not looking forward to stripping that

[03:12:37] Esjay/rizon She showed up as I was leaving work

[03:14:30] Esjay/rizon leave-in stuff is ass

[03:15:44] Esjay/rizon They're good for like a single use, maybe two, but ugh

[03:35:55] Esjay/rizon proprietary penguins

[03:36:26] Esjay/rizon I just took the time to de-pit a whole ass container of cherries while high

[03:36:30] Esjay/rizon felt like it took an hour

[03:36:36] Esjay/rizon but it was actually 10 min

[04:14:23] Esjay/rizon Being gay is pretty cool

[04:20:15] Esjay/rizon lol

[04:20:53] Esjay/rizon I'm off to sleep

[04:24:06] Esjay/rizon Actually nvm

[04:27:00] Esjay/rizon .steam

[04:27:48] Esjay/rizon Are you showing people your weiner?

[04:27:51] Esjay/rizon if not, then no

[04:35:48] Esjay/rizon I wear vests with ice pack slots at work because of the current weather

[04:35:50] Esjay/rizon Sucks

[04:36:58] Esjay/rizon No

[04:37:36] Esjay/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71jpMwRhpRL._AC_UX679_.jpg

[04:47:29] Esjay/rizon .u jarate

[16:21:54] Esjay/rizon foxy; if you're willing to drive to nola, dr panunti with ochsner is great, I used to see her up until 2020

[16:24:29] Esjay/rizon I thought you were closer, damn

[16:25:03] Esjay/rizon although I was driving 3 hours each way to my doctor when I was in NC earlier this year, what's another 2 hours lmfao (that's a joke)

[16:35:20] Esjay/rizon I'm eating some pizza rolls because I am feeling lazy today

[17:19:39] Esjay/rizon I feel so bad for Gary Bowser, getting completely shafted by the leader of Team-Xecutor. Imagine working with someone to create hardware for modifying a game console, and you developed it, while someone else marketed it and made the money, and you get prison for years

[17:23:30] Esjay/rizon He was released yeah, but he's developed health problems

[17:23:43] Esjay/rizon Also, developing some hardware doesn't justify it at all

[17:24:30] Esjay/rizon If he was the one marketing and selling it, sure

[18:09:17] Esjay/rizon h4, nude mods installed right?

[18:32:47] Esjay/rizon nah, that takes him 37 seconds

[20:25:37] Esjay/rizon Lol, fucking ai retards think that they can use ai voice cloning and that it's legal

[20:26:28] Esjay/rizon Because using someones likeness without their consent is shit

[20:26:39] Esjay/rizon legality shouldn't even matter, it's unethical

[20:27:38] Esjay/rizon Some people claiming property right laws allow it, when in fact it's legally stealing someones identity, alongside piracy

[20:28:31] Esjay/rizon In the context of it harming individuals and small groups, yes

[20:28:39] Esjay/rizon piracy against corporations is ethical and encouraged

[20:29:13] Esjay/rizon n0s3y|afk got a little bit of dawg in him

[20:56:49] Esjay/rizon I lost my jumprope

[20:56:52] Esjay/rizon How is that possible

[20:57:11] Esjay/rizon I'm actually impressed I managed to lose it

[21:16:25] Esjay/rizon https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2023/07/ubuntu-new-unified-install-plans-sound-meh

[21:16:27] Esjay/rizon ...why

[21:16:32] Esjay/rizon this is so stupid

[21:23:56] Esjay/rizon \g, I use gamesave manager for a while which uses various cloud backends of your picking, and it resulted in me having fucked saves for a long time

[21:24:04] Esjay/rizon https://twitter.com/ch1w33th3d0g/status/1677682393476628481

[21:24:09] Esjay/rizon lmfao

[23:42:03] Esjay/rizon men will say anything

[23:44:05] Esjay/rizon Ahsoka; I'm gay

[23:44:17] Esjay/rizon What does that mean Ahsoka

[23:44:32] Esjay/rizon no

[23:44:37] Esjay/rizon gay people say they're not gay

[23:46:04] Esjay/rizon Luckily I know I'm not ugly

[23:46:34] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; don't deny it

[23:47:26] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; yes and I regret it

[23:50:01] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; because you have the personal grooming of a homeless person

[23:50:20] Esjay/rizon Look at your appearance

[23:59:12] Esjay/rizon ComputerTech; washing your hair doesn't mean anything lol

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