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Saturday, July 8, 2023

[02:11:23] login still awake?

[02:11:31] login isn't it late now?

[02:12:03] login for some one at least

[02:12:14] login it's 2 am in the UK

[02:12:26] login you're on UTC+1 now?

[02:12:43] login as one gets older, the late nights will become harder

[02:12:48] login but irish666 is also awake

[02:13:24] login did you have a mid-life crisis, irish666?

[02:13:28] login it's normal

[02:13:43] login decade crisis?

[02:14:14] login i have heard from my parents, that it often happens every decade

[02:14:22] login a lot like an economic cycle

[02:14:58] login how do you readjust for the new week?

[02:15:18] login borrow time on the weekends and pay it back on sunday night?

[02:15:37] login or are you getting a siesta in on Monday?

[02:15:53] login lovely

[02:16:03] login biphasic sleep

[02:16:40] login like jaywalking

[02:16:52] login or parking beyond restricted hours

[02:17:56] login me?

[02:18:12] login if you do it once, the marine insurers are very happy

[02:26:53] login but we do know someone who's in the same country as you

[02:27:34] login yeah, probably not same island

[02:28:09] login how many pieces, irish666?

[02:28:16] login he's a legend for doing that

[02:32:46] login promised money

[02:33:07] login what about corn chips?

[02:33:33] login And crisps?

[02:33:44] login so crisps = fries?

[02:33:47] login or is math broken?

[02:34:09] login where do the French come in?

[02:34:35] login McDonald's fries are fries

[02:34:40] login thicker fries are hot chips

[02:35:16] login crispy fish and crisps

[02:36:01] login a mental revelation

[02:36:09] login the birth of a new religion, CT?

[02:36:44] login what do they call fish and chips in america?

[02:37:11] login British fish and French fries

[02:37:26] login i think fries and fish sounds better

[02:37:28] login chips and fish

[02:37:36] login will you accept chips and fish?

[02:37:58] login what about crisps and chips/

[02:38:28] login if poland can have them, america sure can

[02:38:43] login I think 'fish & chips' is more accurate

[02:39:02] login but you have to use &

[02:39:04] login not and

[02:39:26] login then why does the language distinguish between them?

[02:40:02] login how does it work, NiniGeo2?

[02:40:11] login mixing illegally fished product?

[02:40:32] login you're a genius for finding it, foxy

[02:40:48] login your googlefu is stronger than mine, even though i've practised so much

[02:41:41] login well done: https://www.ljsilvers.com/menu/french-fries/

[02:42:16] login foxy: i don't think i will ever see your ass

[02:42:22] login nor do i want to ask to see

[02:43:08] login if i were to call lj silvers up and ask for a basic fish and chips, how shall they fit that into their menu?

[02:43:16] login i see no standard fish and chip combo

[02:43:25] login only a side of French fries (their terminology)

[02:44:21] login you could become a franchisee of lj silvers and then introduce your own changes surreptitiously

[02:44:32] login Cronus: if you pass it through an AI filter

[02:44:55] login a sheer fishnet kind of sock

[02:45:11] login covering only the balls and the tip of the cock

[02:45:28] login it's just like the thing apples are wrapped in to protect from bruising

[02:46:00] login it protects from bruising

[02:46:12] login s/up/ /

[02:46:28] login if you close your eyes, you won't notice Cronus

[02:46:53] login laying claim to your weekend, Esjay?

[02:47:17] login Many more women would be open to being rubbed by another woman, despite not being gay - or so i suspect

[02:47:44] login she should have asked you before asking them

[02:48:06] login or did you want her not to be with your friend and you?

[02:48:18] login by video chat?

[02:48:30] login in a sexual way or just platonic?

[02:48:54] login how could you know that?

[02:49:00] login even they may not be sure yet

[02:49:22] login perhaps they just wanted to try, not expecting to succeed

[02:49:24] login could happen

[02:49:31] login you know, teasing

[02:49:45] login not like they're gonna get blue balled

[02:50:16] login Do you like to tease them, Esjay?

[02:50:45] login or just want to hang out with the one you don't see often one-on-one?

[02:51:29] login Well, she invited herself, so whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

[02:51:54] login you have to mix something in her food right? a laxative?

[02:52:09] login i am kidding, for the feds reading this

[02:52:36] login why? are you into underarms Cronus?

[02:53:02] login into arm pits?

[02:53:28] login beautiful, Gentoo

[02:53:34] login So, how will your housemate feel about it Esjay?

[02:53:50] login Will she feel like you ruined her weekend?

[02:53:55] login is she the vindictive type?

[02:54:26] login best way I see is to tell your friend to say something came up, Esjay

[02:54:44] login and then go out for the weekend with your friend

[02:54:55] login that's not gay, that's pretty parent-like, NiniGeo2

[02:55:13] login ComputerTech: with a condom on?

[02:55:50] login ComputerTech: have you drunk from a glass, then smelled your own saliva on said glass?

[02:56:17] login try it in the privacy of your home

[02:56:36] login that's how you taste if you kiss someone else

[02:56:53] login only way to confirm is to have someone kiss you and then smell your glass

[02:57:20] login Esjay: so your housemate will just have to be excluded while remaining in the house :P

[02:57:29] login i'd be stumped if i had to do that

[02:57:57] login Cronus: Do you imagine being a person of the opposite sex and then cum?

[02:58:24] login I drink very very rarely, ComputerTech

[02:58:50] login Esjay: you can kiss that someone

[02:59:00] login that would break Esjay's fidelity

[02:59:31] login Esjay: if you kissed fake robot lips, would that count or not?

[02:59:59] login Cronus: it's a common thing, not rare at all

[03:00:16] login Esjay: you're exclusive with another part of yourself?

[03:00:31] login Cronus: imagining yourself to be of the opposite sex and cumming

[03:00:50] login Esjay: just trying to confirm i've understood correctly

[03:01:09] login It sounds like being exclusive with God

[03:01:46] login Oh, I understand what you mean now

[03:01:59] login you mean if the robot were not attached to another person or wasn't another person

[03:02:29] login I thought you were exclusive with someone who was not attached to another person and wasn't another person

[03:02:49] login interpreter or CPython

[03:03:04] login i agree Esjay

[03:03:18] login but, and i heard this somewhere else, they could have a personality

[03:03:24] login and people do fall in love

[03:08:36] login apple silicon mac could be nice

[03:08:58] login iphone 14 pro is luxury if you aren't taking photos

[03:09:23] login Gentoo: is signal proprietary?

[03:09:38] login best to gift homes to the homeless

[03:14:02] login ^ bad

[03:14:12] login no conditioenr either?

[03:14:17] login or leave-in shampoo

[03:14:27] login or two pig tails

[03:15:14] login enjoy being a bonsai

[13:31:06] login kfc japan has fat employees, or so goes the meme

[13:31:14] login im sure it's not bad

[13:33:58] login it's provably false: https://www.tiktok.com/@addyroad/video/7180679938469760302

[13:35:01] login A grade kfc: https://www.tiktok.com/@slavinjoshua/video/7212966247636585774

[13:35:28] login kfc japan buffet

[13:35:55] login it's okay

[13:36:47] login night shift?

[14:32:36] login like chicken little

[14:32:39] login vs little chicken

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