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\g/rizon
Homeless people wash their hair
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\g/rizon
Take a trip down to the local homeless shelter
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puke/rizon
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polarbear/rizon
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Peorth/rizon
$tell ComputerTech Cumputertech more like
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Angel/rizon
Peorth: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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DuckHunt/rizon
The top duck(s) are: foxy with 536 xp | computertech with 320 xp | peorth with 228 xp | esjay with 179 xp | phoenix with 169 xp
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for peorth: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (12 times) | confisc.: no (7 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 228 xp | lvl 6 (duck hater) / 42 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 52.38% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 60% | effectiv. of fire: 57% | gun reliability: 90% | armor: 12% | deflection: 6%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.405s | average react. time: 2mn43.715s | 24 ducks (incl. 2 golden ducks) | 18 misses | 4 accidents | 2 empty shots | 3 wild shots | 42 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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Esjay/rizon
idk how I managed to do that mile in under 10 min, but I feel like I'm going to pass out
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Esjay/rizon
I felt like I was about to when I finished
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.719s, which makes you a total of 60 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 10 (hunter). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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ComputerTech/rizon
[02:21] (&Esjay) [23:59:12] ComputerTech; washing your hair doesn't mean anything lol
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NiniGeo2/rizon
hugz C.T.
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ComputerTech/rizon
hugs NiniGeo2!
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FireWire
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NiniGeo2/rizon
I woke up feelin' sleepy today and I'm not sure why.
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NiniGeo2/rizon
gives FireWire some warm soup
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foxy/rizon
steals ComputerTech 's mangers
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ComputerTech/rizon
gasps
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ComputerTech/rizon
gets backup magners
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Esjay/rizon
Like the piss I'm going to leave on you
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Esjay/rizon
FireWire; shut up west coast worst coast
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ComputerTech/rizon
gets ideas
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ComputerTech/rizon
you're telling me every girl who wants to piss on me can ger her gf to do it also!?
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Esjay/rizon
Ahsoka; yes I know you're a girl
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ComputerTech/rizon
Esjay, btw i didn't see you join my discord, i made you mod bb
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Esjay/rizon
I got peer pressured into recording an ara ara for a bunch of asians that are in their early to mid 20's
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Esjay/rizon
ComputerTech; you greeted me you dipshit
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NiniGeo2/rizon
sings the spam song
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Ahsoka/rizon
ComputerTech will you be seeing Dune 2 when it hits theatres?
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Esjay/rizon
ComputerTech; how many braincells are currently residing inside your head?
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FireWire/rizon
Iwi (Māori pronunciation: [ˈiwi]) are the largest social units in New Zealand Māori society. In Māori iwi roughly means "people" or "nation", and is often translated as "tribe", or "a confederation of tribes"
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Esjay/rizon
ComputerTech braincells, how many of you are there?
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Esjay/rizon
FireWire; he knows I'm not serious
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Ahsoka/rizon
Dune the movies based on the Frank Herbert scifi books
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Esjay/rizon
at least I hope ComputerTech doesn't think I'm being serious
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ComputerTech/rizon
hugs Esjay tight
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Esjay/rizon
hugs ComputerTech
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Jax/rizon
eats lube
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Esjay/rizon
Alcohol will flush sodium out of your system
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Ahsoka/rizon
You should stop taking Viagra before you start working
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Esjay/rizon
My grandfather had a stroke because he drank all day every day and his sodium dropped to literal 0
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Jax/rizon
Yeah I got drunk and ate lube once, It was flavored lube
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Jax/rizon
I thought it was liquid candy
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Ahsoka/rizon
He did saying hes been working too hard, so stop taking viagra so you dont have a boner as you work
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Esjay/rizon
He had the stroke like 8 years ago or so
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NiniGeo2/rizon
fluff-fluffs up C.T.'s pillows so that they're super comfy for sleepin' on
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Jax/rizon
The pinata was a penis but I was fucking trashed
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Jax/rizon
somehow I didn't make the correlation
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Esjay/rizon
but he passed away at the beginning of may so at least now he's at peace
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Esjay/rizon
surviving a stroke has to be the most frustrating thing ever, because you'll never be at 100% and you know why you can't do things the same way
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Ahsoka/rizon
Hard at Work, ComputerTech's porn title
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ComputerTech/rizon
gets foxy drunk
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Esjay/rizon
my roommates cat Shy decided to join me after my shower because he was screaming at me at the top of his lungs if I didn't pick him up
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Esjay/rizon
sighs
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Esjay/rizon
Hotties; are you hot, or is your nick meant to refer to hotties in the channel
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NiniGeo2/rizon
gives Hotties a small cookie
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Esjay/rizon
I actually have a video of said kitty screaming
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DuckHunt/rizon
Esjay > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Esjay > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Esjay > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 33.392s, which makes you a total of 18 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Esjay/rizon
That cat and his brother will just scream at me for all of my attention
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Esjay/rizon
ofc I give it to them, which is why they follow me out when putting up the horses and chickens,,,,still screaming for attention
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Esjay/rizon
They don't even try for affection from their owner like that
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Peorth/rizon
they want you to claim them, clearly.
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Esjay/rizon
The dogs still love their owner but the cats have migrated to basically being mine lmao
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Jax/rizon
My roommate's two dogs follow me around
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Jax/rizon
The third is a shitlord and does whatever
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Peorth/rizon
sure its not a cat in disguise with that description?
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foxy/rizon
ComputerTech makes a good sheep
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Esjay/rizon
Dogs are just shit-assed bark machines
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DuckHunt/rizon
FireWire > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn20.863s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
FireWire > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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Esjay/rizon
Just have like a 0.50% chance with a 24H cooldown
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superkuh/rizon
The only winning move is not to play the game.
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DuckHunt/rizon
wez > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Peorth/rizon
probably passed out in a ditch somewhere
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Angel/rizon
Peorth: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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wez/rizon
foxy: Awesome, I wish I was there to see that
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wez/rizon
$tell ComputerTech Save some grog for me!!!
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Angel/rizon
wez: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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wez/rizon
No_One: Correct, it's watered down from cask strength to about 40%
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wez/rizon
Thank you for spelling mum correctly, I appreciate it.
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Peorth/rizon
$tell ComputerTech heard you were face down in a ditch somewhere, is this true?
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Angel/rizon
Peorth: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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Peorth/rizon
$tell ComputerTech should I call the garda?
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Angel/rizon
Peorth: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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wez/rizon
Phoenix: wooooo!!! Not so much. It's all bots in here
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Phoenix/rizon
yeah like I said it depends who is alive..
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Phoenix/rizon
Sundays can be pretty quiet compared to Saturdays.. and during the week when a lot are either at work or sleeping..
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wez/rizon
I guess being +10:00 UTC doesn't help
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Phoenix/rizon
the majority of the population are asleep or busy either side of that..
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wez/rizon
What are you up to today Phoenix?
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Phoenix/rizon
ahh writing a new script for server maint .. but I'm trying too hard I think.. you?
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Phoenix/rizon
oh no .. that sounds like work FireWire ;)
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Angel/rizon
foxy: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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franstam/rizon
the disc is as fast as it was when u 1st got it
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FireWire/rizon
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ComputerTech/rizon
scritches Kuro-chan's neck
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kicks cholby
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Angel/rizon
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Peorth is around.
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ComputerTech/rizon
offers Kuro-chan some organic onions
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Zack/rizon
Kuro-chan run! j24opppxhh3kjgf9ijag098jw3l4jgppfijipss211349s9is the grocery store! :o
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Oh I thought that this was somehow an onions joke.
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Kuro-chan/rizon
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shares with ComputerTech
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Zack/rizon
I just watched Avengers: Infinity War.
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No_One/rizon
Kuro-chan: Sprinkle a little parm on the top of that
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Zack/rizon
Infinity War is part 1, Endgame is part 2.
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Zack/rizon
Part 2 is probably my least favorite Avengers movie.
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No_One/rizon
Actually I have to fo check my potatoes see if they are properly chilled. Boiled some for potato salad tomorrow
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ComputerTech/rizon
hands Kuro-chan a brush
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has 2 brushes now
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Wizard
set mode +b Kuro-chan/rizon!~Kuro-chan@cheesecake.and.yarn.rocks
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rizon.relay.technet.chat
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Angel/rizon
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Suntop is around.
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Wizard
set mode +b ComputerTech/rizon!computerte@ComputerTech.Network
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kicked ComputerTech/rizon (superflogs spam campaign.)
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rizon.relay.technet.chat
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