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[07:10:15] Mikoolo/rizon morn

[07:10:27] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[07:15:17] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Ibs0OE2sNlE

[07:37:47] Mikoolo/rizon omg

[07:37:53] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is online this early D:

[07:39:07] Mikoolo/rizon I got a cure for you h4, 46.3% abv whisky.

[07:43:02] Mikoolo/rizon Theres another excuse, h4. Diarrhea. Go into details like smell, colour and stuff. They'll stop listening pretty soon and say "Get better and see you at work when you feel better."

[07:44:39] Mikoolo/rizon Well you don't have any for me even if I havn't talked about my past diarrheas, h4.

[07:44:48] Mikoolo/rizon So I have nothing to lose!

[07:45:45] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[07:47:39] Mikoolo/rizon I once shat myself infront of three co-workers, h4. We were out in the forest putting up an information sign and it came without warning like german blitzkrieg. Supervisor asked if I could wait 15 minutes while they put up the sign and I told her "Take all the time in the world to put up the sign because it's already too late."

[07:48:20] Mikoolo/rizon No idea who Penner is.

[07:49:58] Mikoolo/rizon When we get back to the car the supervisor says "We'll put a trashback on the backseat and you can sit on it." and I respond "That won't work, it's run down my right leg into my shoe." so I took off my belt, put the trashbag on like a pair of pants and then used the belt to seal it around my waist, h4. No smell escaped into the car.

[07:50:08] Mikoolo/rizon trashbag*

[07:51:09] Mikoolo/rizon You're welcome, h4.

[07:51:22] Mikoolo/rizon !topsuckers

[07:52:25] Mikoolo/rizon .quote add <&n0s3y|afk> the top cuck is: h4. <&h4> fucking euros <&h4> GO 'MURIKKA!

[08:17:27] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/GyKtLrM.jpg

[10:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/LngOyrW.jpg lol

[10:17:00] Mikoolo/rizon I think the answer is yes, h4.

[10:20:31] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/dZS09Qq.png

[10:21:09] Mikoolo/rizon I could totally date the character Philomena Cunk.

[10:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[11:04:09] Mikoolo/rizon herald, h4 and Frogorg are bullying me. They are saying Philomena Cunk is above my league :(

[11:05:00] Mikoolo/rizon You can get me to her league, irish666?

[11:05:32] Mikoolo/rizon What type of stone was it? quartz?

[11:05:35] Mikoolo/rizon Basalt?

[11:07:14] Mikoolo/rizon It's not polished.

[11:07:18] Mikoolo/rizon Coz you're british.

[11:07:42] Mikoolo/rizon https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Agate_banded_750pix.jpg/275px-Agate_banded_750pix.jpg this is what it looks like irish666.

[11:07:48] Mikoolo/rizon A unpolished / cut one.

[11:09:06] Mikoolo/rizon Agate is apparently a more common name for it.

[11:09:35] Mikoolo/rizon Sardonyx is probably the name for a specific "colour scheme" for it.

[11:10:59] Mikoolo/rizon I knew it!

[11:11:15] Mikoolo/rizon \g has been lying to us. He's actually a cute cosplayer! https://i.imgur.com/rhuiBDd.jpg

[11:13:15] Mikoolo/rizon I wonder if ComputerTech is on the level of intelligence where he would use this to carry a car battery https://i.imgur.com/6fjYunM.png

[14:50:10] Mikoolo/rizon Been to town. Change laundry day to sunday morning.

[14:56:50] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en salt som fan

[14:57:02] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the name of this liqourice I'm nomming on atm.

[15:36:18] Mikoolo/rizon Danrun = dankor63

[15:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon Same host.

[15:38:03] Mikoolo/rizon Ah soka is indeed american, wof.

[16:22:36] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/UGB84vF.jpg

[16:26:05] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/R8mYZpo.jpg

[16:26:40] Mikoolo/rizon Teenage mutant ninja xenomorphs.

[16:26:55] Mikoolo/rizon aliens is also accepted.

[16:27:06] Mikoolo/rizon But forgetting the ninja part is :(

[16:28:15] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/Bdg7HQP.jpg

[16:35:41] Mikoolo/rizon I think I'll go and watch Oppenheimer in the cinemas.

[16:37:07] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no Burger Heimer in my town.

[16:41:48] Mikoolo/rizon I know, yournamehere.

[16:41:56] Mikoolo/rizon Read the fine print beneath the burger, yournamehere.

[16:42:06] Mikoolo/rizon Also do you get the rice cooker thing?

[16:43:00] Mikoolo/rizon You didn't get the rice cooker thing in the right lower corner, yournamehere?

[16:43:05] Mikoolo/rizon Thats an atom bomb.

[16:43:12] Mikoolo/rizon They cooked the japs with them.

[16:43:46] Mikoolo/rizon The jap imperial flag on the soda mug is a hint at that.

[16:46:10] Mikoolo/rizon [2023-07-13 18:50:51] <&Mikoolo> The blurry fine print beneath the burger reads "This is literally a meme and nothing is used with permission. All Rights Reserved TM & 2023 Not the Burger King Corporation."

[17:15:20] Mikoolo/rizon You can use a belt to make a quick noose, foxy.

[17:15:54] Mikoolo/rizon A power cord works aswell.

[17:16:40] Mikoolo/rizon Well, you can slit your wrists then.

[17:17:28] Mikoolo/rizon I will stop joking about that the day when people stop saying "kill me" on the internet, ComputerTech.

[17:18:09] Mikoolo/rizon Tie a noose, Zack. Easiest and cheapest way out.

[17:47:09] Mikoolo/rizon I think it was a US teen that carved his name at one of the pyramids in egypt, \g.

[17:48:01] Mikoolo/rizon Ah it was a chinese kid.

[17:50:22] Mikoolo/rizon Apparently they did not beat the shit out of her, \g.

[17:52:31] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah no beating the shit out of her in that video.

[17:53:37] Mikoolo/rizon Here have this instead \g https://youtu.be/7cXonYe_l-A

[18:04:50] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, ProZD's fat brother is nice on the guitar, \g.

[18:07:32] Mikoolo/rizon I don't know who I should feel the most sorry for, wof. Coz I found that question offensive.

[18:09:53] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/8UYuSeb_Xwg

[18:10:23] Mikoolo/rizon Hello.

[18:11:02] Mikoolo/rizon No idea. Got most of the bots here on ignore.

[18:12:16] Mikoolo/rizon Excellent for my purposes.

[18:27:46] Mikoolo/rizon Holy fuck this salty liqourice I bought is awesome. My friend called it "Disgusting" "Sewer Sludge".

[18:28:21] Mikoolo/rizon It's tasty.

[18:30:12] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like liqourice?

[18:30:38] Mikoolo/rizon Tried Salmiakki?

[18:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon Try Salmiakki first.

[18:31:13] Mikoolo/rizon Ammonium cloride liqourice.

[18:31:19] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[18:31:49] Mikoolo/rizon Tasty as fuck.

[18:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon Theres even a vodka liqeur based on it.

[18:33:32] Mikoolo/rizon CoolKevin https://youtu.be/OaLyi1girNw

[18:35:51] Mikoolo/rizon It can tell you how to format c: if you figure out the command.

[18:40:57] Mikoolo/rizon There, my last nongshim bowl noodle kimchi is being prepared for eating.

[18:41:11] Mikoolo/rizon This instant ramen is my favourite.

[18:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon Tasty, medium spicy.

[18:41:30] Mikoolo/rizon Works great with bread too.

[18:41:43] Mikoolo/rizon Dip bread in it, eat bread, dip more, eat more.

[18:42:05] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/TmCPkOL3r0A

[18:42:11] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna see them live tomorrow.

[18:42:15] Mikoolo/rizon Naken = Naked.

[18:42:49] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en åh åh vad det är skönt att vara naken, svänga med snabeln och vicka på baken.

[18:43:12] Mikoolo/rizon THey ain't.

[18:44:07] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Men när vi tömde bassängen och fyllde på med isen För att kyla bärsen ja då kom polisen Och dom haffa miiig Dom sa "dig håller vi kvar får vi höra ditt försvar"

[18:44:20] Mikoolo/rizon beer not berry.

[18:44:33] Mikoolo/rizon haffa = arrested. miiig = mig = Me

[18:52:28] Mikoolo/rizon Try more drugs.

[18:54:49] Mikoolo/rizon Never heard of uh levels.

[19:03:13] Mikoolo/rizon She said "Kill me", h4.

[19:07:17] Mikoolo/rizon [21:03:14] <&Mikoolo> She said "Kill me", h4.

[19:24:18] Mikoolo/rizon Have you asked him to stop yet?

[19:25:09] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[19:25:49] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't that a chocolate factory character?

[19:26:20] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Dbr5_joSIJU

[19:27:05] Mikoolo/rizon Ah it's a prequel, wof.

[19:27:25] Mikoolo/rizon Light Fi

[19:27:55] Mikoolo/rizon No, he thinks they are sub mach.

[19:28:02] Mikoolo/rizon Coz theres no bang when you turn on a router.

[19:28:34] Mikoolo/rizon Do you mean sequel?

[19:29:46] Mikoolo/rizon "And The Results Are Just Plain Mean"

[19:29:51] Mikoolo/rizon Alaska looks happy af.

[19:30:09] Mikoolo/rizon Arizona looks very english and germanish.

[19:30:53] Mikoolo/rizon Georgia looks like a mother-in-laws dream.

[19:32:17] Mikoolo/rizon Montana looks badass.

[19:32:58] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search h4

[19:33:05] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 13

[19:34:13] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search nazi

[19:46:58] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is suffering from a maternaly sexual oriented brainwashing conducted by his mother.

[19:47:12] Mikoolo/rizon .u cum def_4

[19:47:56] Mikoolo/rizon \g, what did ya have for dinner today?

[19:48:31] Mikoolo/rizon I heard ChRoNiC fucked the mum of his mum and the mum of his siblings.

[19:48:34] Mikoolo/rizon Even the mum of his dad.

[19:48:38] Mikoolo/rizon So he could own his dad.

[19:48:50] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[19:48:57] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[19:49:02] Mikoolo/rizon What did ya have for lunch?

[19:49:12] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[19:50:39] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/ToZvQtQ.jpg Sailor Moonknight.

[19:59:14] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://i.imgur.com/BhJ1FDi.jpg

[20:08:33] Mikoolo/rizon Are you sure it ain't Missive, irish666?

[20:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon wof wanna see something funny?

[20:19:38] Mikoolo/rizon [21:59:15] <&Mikoolo> \g https://i.imgur.com/BhJ1FDi.jpg

[20:19:38] Mikoolo/rizon [21:59:24] <ChRoNiC> .help quotes

[20:19:38] Mikoolo/rizon [21:59:23] <@irish666> Most bumper stickers aren’t sane

[20:19:38] Mikoolo/rizon [21:59:25] <&wof> Gina Carano is gay... ?!

[20:19:48] Mikoolo/rizon 20 minutes ago.

[20:22:43] Mikoolo/rizon \g I want to get NECA tmnt 1990 movie action figures.

[20:23:13] Mikoolo/rizon that was 1991

[20:23:51] Mikoolo/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61kNdHRvSuL.jpg

[20:23:52] Mikoolo/rizon Donatello

[20:24:34] Mikoolo/rizon ye

[20:24:47] Mikoolo/rizon If you want to watch a recent TMNT movie watch TMNT vs Batman, \g.

[20:25:58] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/7W-XvNwp2O8

[20:28:34] Mikoolo/rizon Wof you need more bathsalts in your daily diet.

[20:28:52] Mikoolo/rizon It migth put you at normal levels.

[20:34:40] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/SyAC7bltFo4

[20:41:04] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester https://youtu.be/C3DWHFpX1xM

[20:41:30] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds too white trashy.

[20:42:26] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah I know crackermilk. It's very hit or miss for me, \g.

[20:42:33] Mikoolo/rizon The cop sketches are good imo.

[20:42:51] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/6rZxa3XGcF8

[20:43:14] Mikoolo/rizon I ignore everything else they make.

[20:44:21] Mikoolo/rizon here \g https://youtu.be/op7bt_vLsGM

[20:46:22] Mikoolo/rizon And your hands are attached to your ankles, CoolKevin?

[20:55:19] Mikoolo/rizon here \g learn swedish for this song https://youtu.be/1G_fhhGwRYE

[20:55:40] Mikoolo/rizon DET TAR ALDRIG SLUT! BARA BARA FRAMÅT

[20:55:53] Mikoolo/rizon TAR ALDRIG SLUT! DET HÄR ÄR BÖRJAN PÅ NÅGONTING NYTT!

[20:55:58] Mikoolo/rizon DET ÄR BÄTTRE ÄN IGÅR!

[20:56:05] Mikoolo/rizon JAG TROR DET BARA BARA GÅR FRAMÅT!

[21:08:44] Mikoolo/rizon I wish we could kill off all whities during summer. Their pale white skin reflect sunshine too much. I'm basically blind when I go outdoors.

[21:09:34] Mikoolo/rizon Well then you get a sawnoff shotgun blast.

[21:15:02] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck being awake!

[21:15:12] Mikoolo/rizon This shit is overrated!

[21:15:26] Mikoolo/rizon I will cheer down, Syndus_.

[21:15:34] Mikoolo/rizon Cheering up implies I want to be up.

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