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Tuesday, October 10, 2023
[17:43:46] MatCat/rizon NEVER FEAR, for MatCat is HERE!
[17:47:28] MatCat/rizon scp
[17:48:26] MatCat/rizon eww python
[17:48:42] MatCat/rizon lol
[17:49:22] MatCat/rizon its a shame that such a crap 'language' was given a wonderful snake nake
[17:49:25] MatCat/rizon name*
[17:53:09] MatCat/rizon as long as its a snake and not that abomination of a 'language' :P
[17:55:54] MatCat/rizon what kind of gym
[17:56:14] MatCat/rizon sexually challenge?
[17:56:42] MatCat/rizon misty sounds like a porn name
[17:57:25] MatCat/rizon sup Hotties
[17:57:43] MatCat/rizon nice, I just woke up, busting balls and chillin
[17:58:16] MatCat/rizon yeah :(
[17:58:22] MatCat/rizon but it was fun for a minute
[17:58:57] MatCat/rizon I'm partially irish, I get a pass
[17:59:19] MatCat/rizon snakes are the best, its the same as 69 passes
[18:00:24] MatCat/rizon \g is just insanely jelous
[18:01:16] MatCat/rizon \g: rats are snake food, not pets
[18:01:38] MatCat/rizon yes rats are actually fairly smart
[18:02:02] MatCat/rizon I am going to breed rats soo
[18:02:03] MatCat/rizon soon
[18:02:49] MatCat/rizon \g: perhaps I just need t bring a snake to your house and let you experience the unbrideled joy they bring
[18:03:10] MatCat/rizon zenik never talks, how can he be in drama, unless sur cut his dick off
[18:06:58] MatCat/rizon h4: weed is good for blood preasure
[18:07:41] MatCat/rizon I'm an overweight american and my blood preasure is perfect, why? marijuana
[18:11:27] MatCat/rizon phish is that your dream room?
[18:11:46] MatCat/rizon no way
[18:11:48] MatCat/rizon weed is great
[18:11:55] MatCat/rizon I dare say, weed is better then snakes
[18:12:48] MatCat/rizon I actually JUST GOT a phone call for an interview with a weed farm staffing company lol
[18:13:07] MatCat/rizon yep
[18:13:10] MatCat/rizon and I live in Humboldt
[18:13:26] MatCat/rizon I've worked plenty of illegal farms, never worked a legal one yet
[18:13:39] MatCat/rizon yeah I know
[18:14:03] MatCat/rizon especially in this state ran by crooks
[18:14:24] MatCat/rizon phish: easy, Ijust ignore the laws now
[18:14:38] MatCat/rizon I keep an Oregon license for that reason
[18:14:43] MatCat/rizon if I need something I just drive up to Oregon
[18:15:06] MatCat/rizon I have a LOT of guns not on the cali roster lol
[18:15:21] MatCat/rizon the roster was mostly struck down by a court case not too long ago
[18:16:24] MatCat/rizon next year maybe, I need to get a deep freezer for the meat
[18:17:49] MatCat/rizon why didn't you kick him in the nuts?
[18:18:30] MatCat/rizon shoot him in the nuts?
[18:18:43] MatCat/rizon :(
[18:18:48] MatCat/rizon never leave gun out of reach
[18:22:00] MatCat/rizon nazis where a party not a race
[18:22:50] MatCat/rizon musolini got his dick handed to him
[18:23:07] MatCat/rizon I can sexualize ANYTHING
[18:23:54] MatCat/rizon meh, einstein was only like 20 pts IQ higher then me, he aint that special
[18:24:52] MatCat/rizon h4: never show all your cards
[18:26:01] MatCat/rizon lol
[18:26:33] MatCat/rizon I need to get a milksnake
[18:27:28] MatCat/rizon my milksnake brings all the girls to the yard
[18:27:52] MatCat/rizon indeed it does
[18:28:07] MatCat/rizon aww my ipv6 isn't rdns'ing *blames rizon*
[18:32:06] MatCat/rizon phonekait are you actually on a phone?
[18:35:23] MatCat/rizon I keep reading your nick as krait, which is a type of snake
[18:36:00] MatCat/rizon I know, but your just one r away :( https://cdn.britannica.com/95/162395-004-855C8432.jpg
[18:36:05] MatCat/rizon look at that beutiful krait
[18:36:19] MatCat/rizon aww dont be
[18:36:21] MatCat/rizon they are friend
[18:36:40] MatCat/rizon well perhaps dont be friends with a krait, they are venomous, but still, snakes are friends :)
[18:38:02] MatCat/rizon h4 is more like a hela monster then a snake
[18:38:53] MatCat/rizon you could probably get quite high doing that phonekait
[18:40:13] MatCat/rizon h4: beutiful, fertile, and female, all claims that need to be proven
[18:42:38] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech do you use windows?
[18:44:22] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech you gettin DOGGED
[18:45:46] MatCat/rizon did he get arrested?
[18:46:00] MatCat/rizon I could see crovax getting arrested
[18:46:22] MatCat/rizon people get arrested for all sorts of shit!
[18:46:58] MatCat/rizon h4: I wish they did in San Fran
[18:47:08] MatCat/rizon I am NOT FROM california, I am IN california
[18:47:11] MatCat/rizon but I am not FROM california
[18:48:08] MatCat/rizon most cities are made of piss and shit
[18:50:45] MatCat/rizon ewww the worst era of music
[18:51:49] MatCat/rizon I like Daryl and oates
[18:52:20] MatCat/rizon phonekait though I agree the majority of music today sucks, there are some bands doing well today, mostly in the folk / bluegrass genre
[18:52:40] MatCat/rizon but my love of music is in the 60s and 70s
[18:54:30] MatCat/rizon that song looks gay
[18:54:35] MatCat/rizon just by its name
[18:55:23] MatCat/rizon lol
[18:56:24] MatCat/rizon we are all homos
[18:56:26] MatCat/rizon homo sapians
[18:56:56] MatCat/rizon you might be homo erectus
[18:57:58] MatCat/rizon is phonekait sexually abusing the milk man?
[18:58:33] MatCat/rizon hey I am new to this joke
[18:59:12] MatCat/rizon how do you milk a man anyway
[18:59:47] MatCat/rizon phonekait: I am 300 miles from san fran lol
[19:00:12] MatCat/rizon I dont want to go to that human cess pit of a place
[19:00:42] MatCat/rizon never
[19:00:44] MatCat/rizon metric is gay
[19:00:52] MatCat/rizon only for you
[19:01:00] MatCat/rizon lol
[19:01:28] MatCat/rizon i am pure imperialist measurement!
[19:02:35] MatCat/rizon wtf is a lulea
[19:03:05] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo what would lulea translate to in english?
[19:03:25] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo it has no english equivlent?
[19:03:45] MatCat/rizon but what does it MEAN
[19:04:04] MatCat/rizon names still have meaning
[19:04:14] MatCat/rizon I bet whomever named it had a meaning it mind
[19:05:02] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo I would have to google it, but I think its an indian word
[19:05:40] MatCat/rizon Miami is the word for a dilect of the Algonquian language
[19:06:14] MatCat/rizon not what my google says
[19:07:12] MatCat/rizon lteration of French miamioua, from a Miami self-designation
[19:07:55] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo yeah it seems the word Miami has multiple sources
[19:08:07] MatCat/rizon came to measn different things by different groups of people indapednetly
[19:09:07] MatCat/rizon the original florida man
[19:09:32] MatCat/rizon if florida wasn't so fucking hot and muggy I would live there
[19:10:04] MatCat/rizon malio
[19:10:08] MatCat/rizon malido
[19:10:11] MatCat/rizon malino
[19:10:14] MatCat/rizon malono
[19:10:33] MatCat/rizon lol CRABS
[19:10:40] MatCat/rizon six
[19:10:43] MatCat/rizon ten
[19:10:58] MatCat/rizon I want crab cakes now
[19:11:17] MatCat/rizon some black guy
[19:11:58] MatCat/rizon terror
[19:12:04] MatCat/rizon tate
[19:12:09] MatCat/rizon tramp
[19:12:24] MatCat/rizon you cant get high on goats :(
[19:12:45] MatCat/rizon dickison
[19:12:53] MatCat/rizon dabney
[19:13:07] MatCat/rizon dabs
[19:13:15] MatCat/rizon I haven't smoked a dab in forever
[19:13:42] MatCat/rizon asia
[19:14:55] MatCat/rizon 1976
[19:15:08] MatCat/rizon 1955
[19:15:11] MatCat/rizon WOOT
[19:15:20] MatCat/rizon I AM THE WEENIER
[19:15:41] MatCat/rizon I am too lazy to google trivia questions
[19:15:48] MatCat/rizon sex
[19:18:47] MatCat/rizon who goes to bed at noon!
[19:18:58] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo dream of snakes :)
[19:19:25] MatCat/rizon 9pm is still insanely early for bed
[19:20:37] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo what do antennas have to do with sleep
[19:20:54] MatCat/rizon I have fuck ton of antennas and none of them make me go to bed early :P
[19:21:23] MatCat/rizon antennas dont work well in the brain
[19:21:51] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo how did you get an antenna in your brain?
[19:22:09] MatCat/rizon thats not a how
[19:22:11] MatCat/rizon thats a where
[19:22:47] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo thats horrible
[19:24:30] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo: yeah that sucks
[19:26:56] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo it wont, its barely even wifi length of antenna :P
[19:27:04] MatCat/rizon and GHz wont really penitrate the brain
[19:27:53] MatCat/rizon Mikoolo: maybe with a nuclear explosion it might warm up slightly from EMP :P
[19:42:34] MatCat/rizon I'm going to strangle this dude on ebay if he doesn't ship my snake bedding today
[19:42:55] MatCat/rizon doobie
[19:43:23] MatCat/rizon who the FUCK pays attention to smurfs
[19:52:17] MatCat/rizon I need an AK with bakelite furniture
[19:56:15] MatCat/rizon roll roll roll a doobie, smoke it till its gone
[20:01:15] MatCat/rizon I should make a tuna sandwhich for lunch
[20:32:06] MatCat/rizon its all surs fault
[20:32:55] MatCat/rizon h4 I shot my monitor once
[20:33:27] MatCat/rizon I restricted its freedom
[20:34:47] MatCat/rizon jedis dont get rashes!
[20:35:15] MatCat/rizon sur its not appreciated in here
[20:36:16] MatCat/rizon I thought you swallowed?
[20:37:29] MatCat/rizon oh god
[20:37:32] MatCat/rizon canuks
[20:38:41] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech come to America and I will make an American of ya
[20:39:38] MatCat/rizon lol
[20:39:48] MatCat/rizon ComputerTech gettin preggo
[20:41:18] MatCat/rizon fucking fuckers, I need to go to the other side of the county for a job interview friday
[20:41:56] MatCat/rizon Ahsoka you sure do think of other peoples balls a lot
[20:45:34] MatCat/rizon I imagine its wet and cold
[20:46:02] MatCat/rizon everyone I know from Ireland is wet and cold
[20:46:42] MatCat/rizon Ahsoka or supposively a milk man
[20:47:10] MatCat/rizon ireland doesn't have enoufh snakes for my taste
[20:48:27] MatCat/rizon h4 made me do it
[20:49:13] MatCat/rizon only when its benaficial to my innocence
[20:50:06] MatCat/rizon sur: surely its not any colder there then here
[20:50:29] MatCat/rizon its 60s here
[20:50:57] MatCat/rizon all these euros can figure it out ;)
[20:51:01] MatCat/rizon FREEDOM temperatures
[20:53:39] MatCat/rizon sur when you gonna come up to Humboldt
[20:55:24] MatCat/rizon sur: close to oregon border on coast
[20:55:40] MatCat/rizon up here in the redwoods
[20:55:45] MatCat/rizon with the bigfoots and the weed
[20:58:22] MatCat/rizon Ireland should leave GB
[20:59:55] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear do you like snakes?
[21:00:32] MatCat/rizon because I love snakes, and I like to ask everywhere where they stand with snakes
[21:00:54] MatCat/rizon 16
[21:01:10] MatCat/rizon I do not cross breed difference species, but I do of morphs
[21:01:28] MatCat/rizon its a variation within a species
[21:01:34] MatCat/rizon nice
[21:01:42] MatCat/rizon no, I just love all snakes
[21:03:08] MatCat/rizon rattlesnake deaths are actually quite rare
[21:03:36] MatCat/rizon average in USA is 10-15 deaths a year
[21:03:41] MatCat/rizon but 8000 bites a year
[21:03:56] MatCat/rizon lol yeah
[21:04:04] MatCat/rizon its rarely results in death getting bit
[21:04:09] MatCat/rizon but it can be very painful
[21:04:22] MatCat/rizon possibly :P
[21:04:32] MatCat/rizon snakes dont eat alive!
[21:04:43] MatCat/rizon usually
[21:05:13] MatCat/rizon rattlesnakes specifically will bite its prey, then let it run off and die from the venom before eating it
[21:05:20] MatCat/rizon reticulated python
[21:05:26] MatCat/rizon only snake that has ever been known to eat humans
[21:05:32] MatCat/rizon usually children, and small asians
[21:06:10] MatCat/rizon but reticulated pythons kill via constriction before eating
[21:06:25] MatCat/rizon you would die within 30 seconds :P
[21:06:36] MatCat/rizon be unconcious in about 10
[21:06:58] MatCat/rizon but thats very very rare
[21:07:04] MatCat/rizon extremely rare
[21:07:37] MatCat/rizon I doubt anyone that gets killed by one even knew it was about to happen :P
[21:07:41] MatCat/rizon they are ambush animals
[21:07:48] MatCat/rizon hide in a tree and wait for something to come by
[21:08:31] MatCat/rizon I have a pic of a bobcat I got locally, was surprised he was out in day and I was able to get a pic, one sec
[21:09:03] MatCat/rizon about 30 yards
[21:09:36] MatCat/rizon I see mountain lions from time to time too
[21:09:48] MatCat/rizon somewhat often
[21:13:10] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: thanks, I like to do wildlife and landscape photography :D
[21:14:10] MatCat/rizon I snapped a pic of this guy a few weeks ago https://www.mcfile.in/f/d32d7d9709534845a17e?raw=1
[21:14:17] MatCat/rizon western pond turtle, chillin in a pond :)
[21:14:50] MatCat/rizon some harbor seals doin seal things https://www.mcfile.in/f/cdde9af28e7c4885bd54?raw=1
[21:15:16] MatCat/rizon a blue heron stoicly standing around https://www.mcfile.in/f/6ad9fcbcd425438a95e4?raw=1
[21:15:45] MatCat/rizon a praying mantis, crossing the road https://www.mcfile.in/f/4202202fa5514671a4ab?raw=1
[21:16:51] MatCat/rizon typo :P
[21:17:05] MatCat/rizon no but I type the raw=1
[21:17:31] MatCat/rizon seafile doesn't generate the link to the raw, so I manually type it at the end
[21:17:56] MatCat/rizon yes its what I use for image hosting
[21:18:41] MatCat/rizon I have and am used to Canon
[21:19:25] MatCat/rizon h4 it landed on me!
[21:19:35] MatCat/rizon then I put it on the road cause the lens I had at the time was too long to focus on my leg
[21:19:48] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: I have a Revel T7, and various lens
[21:20:48] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: I have a 55-250 with stabalization, I have an 18-55 kit lens, a 24mm fixed, and a 500mm which is basically a telescope
[21:21:15] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: 2.4 I think
[21:21:21] MatCat/rizon I dont use that lens all that often
[21:22:06] MatCat/rizon I like the 24mm for wide field astrophotography
[21:22:24] MatCat/rizon you have a nifty 50 :P
[21:22:26] MatCat/rizon I need to get one
[21:22:59] MatCat/rizon Number1Stunna the sun is more about your filtering then the lens itself
[21:23:11] MatCat/rizon need good ND filters
[21:24:14] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear no :( I kind of jerry rig it when I need to lol
[21:24:26] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: yes, BUT, and big BUT, its hard as SHIT to focus
[21:24:46] MatCat/rizon lol I wouldn't put an ND on the 500
[21:24:58] MatCat/rizon the 500 is only like F11 to begin with
[21:25:19] MatCat/rizon its fun for space
[21:25:42] MatCat/rizon its a relatively cheap lens to be honest, so quality isn't that great on it
[21:25:54] MatCat/rizon I have some ok pics of the moon
[21:26:01] MatCat/rizon not with the 500 though
[21:27:16] MatCat/rizon hrm I dont think I processed the last moon pic I did
[21:27:47] MatCat/rizon nm I found it! my best and latest moon pic https://www.mcfile.in/f/e0c2662e323e405b82ad?raw=1
[21:27:49] MatCat/rizon yes of coursed :)
[21:27:54] MatCat/rizon only raw
[21:29:03] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: here is an orion nebula pic I did, color correction is a bit wanky but overall not a bad pic https://www.mcfile.in/f/3b9eaa9152134f78829a>?raw=1
[21:30:16] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: a wide field of that same night I did the Orion nebula, I love this pic (ignore the smeared tree, side effect of the earth rotation correction) https://www.mcfile.in/f/bdca0d3a8ede4e689117?raw=1
[21:30:24] MatCat/rizon you can see a lot of nebula and stuff in this pic
[21:31:32] MatCat/rizon that pic was done with the 24mm
[21:31:50] MatCat/rizon yeah with crop
[21:32:10] MatCat/rizon classic 'people' focal length
[21:32:18] MatCat/rizon though I rarely photograph people :P
[21:32:52] MatCat/rizon I'm more of an animal and landscape guy :)
[21:33:10] MatCat/rizon you haven't even SEEN any of my landscapes yet!
[21:33:11] MatCat/rizon lets fix that
[21:34:00] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear with landscape where shall we start? mountain, sunset, ocean, what you want first ? :P
[21:34:51] MatCat/rizon I have 0 sunrises cause I am never up that early
[21:35:28] MatCat/rizon :)
[21:35:55] MatCat/rizon very rarely
[21:36:47] MatCat/rizon yeah
[21:36:59] MatCat/rizon it is 30 seconds :P
[21:38:31] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: a similarly cool perspective https://www.mcfile.in/f/448c0f6ea724460e9022?raw=1
[21:39:18] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear my town, note its VERY HIGH resolution so zoom in :P https://www.mcfile.in/f/09b3e13edf454a3faee7?raw=1
[21:39:23] MatCat/rizon yes we have lots of wildlife
[21:40:23] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: you think thats cool check this one out with like 10x the resolution lol https://www.mcfile.in/f/dd8a205d35fd4a9cad04?raw=1
[21:40:27] MatCat/rizon yes
[21:42:11] MatCat/rizon well its SF in the background
[21:42:20] MatCat/rizon the actual spot of the pic is not technically in SF
[21:42:58] MatCat/rizon h4 yeah very high humidity
[21:47:36] MatCat/rizon I love photography :)
[21:48:26] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear you haven't seen any pics of my beloved snakes yet! https://www.mcfile.in/f/03cf9f8f645042fe850d?raw=1
[21:48:49] MatCat/rizon false water cobra, not actually a cobra
[21:49:40] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: its very rare that I get bit
[21:51:08] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear: fun fact, snakes are mostly deaf!
[21:51:19] MatCat/rizon They don't have ears, though they do have inner hear bones, so they really only hear bass sounds
[21:51:33] MatCat/rizon its actually the camera lens they hate, its like a giant preditors eye to them
[21:52:33] MatCat/rizon yeah its the eye thing
[21:52:36] MatCat/rizon looks like a giant eye
[21:52:46] MatCat/rizon and it makes them think a preditor is eying them wanting to eat em
[21:53:19] MatCat/rizon but ultimately no its not really an issue, my snakes know me and know I wont hurt them
[21:54:24] MatCat/rizon depends on species
[21:54:28] MatCat/rizon and individual
[21:54:44] MatCat/rizon some of my snakes love being handled and could be handled every day, others HATE it and it would just stress them out
[21:55:51] MatCat/rizon yep
[21:55:57] MatCat/rizon they are very individualistic
[21:56:24] MatCat/rizon get a snake :D
[21:56:39] MatCat/rizon snakes can cuddle
[21:56:47] MatCat/rizon sure
[21:57:49] MatCat/rizon if you wanted a snake thats more placid and cuddly a ball python is a good choice
[21:58:55] MatCat/rizon no
[21:59:05] MatCat/rizon ball pythons dont get that big
[22:00:14] MatCat/rizon this would be considered a very large ball python, and would not get any bigger then this https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/files/1/3/8/0/DSCF2465.JPG
[22:00:38] MatCat/rizon need to get about 3x that size to be in the danger zone of being able to overpower you :P
[22:01:40] MatCat/rizon you unbalanced it!
[22:02:19] MatCat/rizon its not that hard to balance a fan
[22:02:40] MatCat/rizon either take some material off the farthest edge of the opposite sides, or add weight to the light side (usually with tape as far out as possible)
[22:08:15] MatCat/rizon death to ducks
[22:09:06] MatCat/rizon h4 are you a duck fucker?
[22:09:40] MatCat/rizon I kill ducks, not fuck them
[22:13:10] MatCat/rizon morning wood
[22:13:43] MatCat/rizon wez: the 2nd coming of jesus, ww3, and the aliens invading
[22:14:50] MatCat/rizon wez: no one won, we are all ghosts now
[22:15:19] MatCat/rizon lol
[22:17:10] MatCat/rizon you cant have a resurrection without an erection
[22:18:02] MatCat/rizon misconception, their calendar didn't end, it just rolled over
[22:35:30] MatCat/rizon wez: I like to think we are in the 69th age
[22:39:38] MatCat/rizon religion is always full of shit
[22:40:05] MatCat/rizon its sad that human nature has evolved to seek out religious constructs :(
[22:40:10] MatCat/rizon like a moth to flame
[22:42:24] MatCat/rizon irir they don't believe in that shit, its a psyops move to keep the American population from paying attention to what matters
[22:42:29] MatCat/rizon irish666*
[22:46:38] MatCat/rizon lol
[22:48:11] MatCat/rizon I dunno though, jerking off takes some effort
[23:15:50] MatCat/rizon show me your weasel
[23:40:44] MatCat/rizon TeddyBear spam comes and goes
[23:42:48] MatCat/rizon a kid with a love for sheep
[23:48:28] MatCat/rizon I'm curious to know if sheep are as good as ComputerTech claims they are
[23:51:03] MatCat/rizon I bet rizon has an above statistical average of bronies
[23:52:21] MatCat/rizon the truth can set your pants free
[23:54:31] MatCat/rizon I have an interview friday with a weed agency company that has dank in its name
[23:55:18] MatCat/rizon 11am :(
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