IRC Driven

[04:44:16] Mikoolo/rizon Apologize to Peorth for your mistake, TheFatherMind.

[05:53:31] Mikoolo/rizon bang

[05:53:34] Mikoolo/rizon my baby shot me down

[05:58:25] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[05:58:31] Mikoolo/rizon Rather said. A morning.

[05:58:52] Mikoolo/rizon lol no

[05:58:58] Mikoolo/rizon Still snow on the ground here.

[05:59:04] Mikoolo/rizon Expected it to melt away over night.

[05:59:10] Mikoolo/rizon Since it's the first snow.

[05:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon Snow is frozen water that falls down from the sky.

[05:59:27] Mikoolo/rizon And lays down on the ground.

[05:59:43] Mikoolo/rizon If you're religious imagine it's god or multiple gods that got dandruff.

[05:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon Thats snow.

[06:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why you don't get a house in a area that gets a lot of snow.

[06:01:06] Mikoolo/rizon Get an apartment in such an area imo.

[06:01:16] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 2 feet to cm

[06:01:26] Mikoolo/rizon lol only 60cm.

[06:01:38] Mikoolo/rizon I'm 200km south of the arctic circle.

[06:01:46] Mikoolo/rizon Now thats snow!

[06:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon We had constant snowfall for 11 weeks here in the winter of 2017-2018.

[06:02:20] Mikoolo/rizon Worked with shoveling snow that winter.

[06:02:32] Mikoolo/rizon One day our boss said "Fuck this shit boys, lets go home."

[06:02:59] Mikoolo/rizon Coz 20 minutes after we've shoveled up one path between the firewood stacks it got oversnowed again.

[06:03:18] Mikoolo/rizon With falling snow and snow drifting from the wind.

[06:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon Drifting snow is irritating.

[06:04:23] Mikoolo/rizon Back in my dads house above the arctic circle I shoveled snow for him.

[06:04:46] Mikoolo/rizon Coz some of his friends doesn't take their shoes off and you got these big puddles of cold water in the house.

[06:05:05] Mikoolo/rizon So I shoveled snow to avoid suddenly walking on one.

[06:05:27] Mikoolo/rizon Windchill is ok.

[06:05:45] Mikoolo/rizon Now if it's -27c or colder without windchill it can get a bit annoying.

[06:06:06] Mikoolo/rizon Coldest I've experienced was -42c back in 1999.

[06:06:12] Mikoolo/rizon .cc -42c to f

[06:06:35] Mikoolo/rizon fifel I'd say hot is above 20c with sunshine.

[06:06:48] Mikoolo/rizon Because fahrenheit is not linear, Neo_Nemesis.

[06:07:19] Mikoolo/rizon Fahrenheit ain't linear.

[06:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon But they do intersect.

[06:07:29] Mikoolo/rizon .cc -44c to f

[06:07:37] Mikoolo/rizon .cc -40c to f

[06:08:05] Mikoolo/rizon Now if it's linear they should meet at 40c, fifel

[06:08:10] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 40c to f

[06:08:34] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck fahrenheit.

[06:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon .cc ½inch to cm

[06:09:53] Mikoolo/rizon yeah

[06:10:03] Mikoolo/rizon 0.3mm off.

[06:11:02] Mikoolo/rizon Metric is superior! Works on foreign nuts and bolts!

[06:11:39] Mikoolo/rizon No

[06:12:58] Mikoolo/rizon I've never stipped a bolt, not even when using a huge ass pipe to get more power when putting car wheels in place

[06:13:02] Mikoolo/rizon stripped*

[06:14:01] Mikoolo/rizon That explains it. Not the fault of the tools.

[06:18:41] Mikoolo/rizon I know some of thouse psychos.

[06:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon Now you reminded me of Project Farm, Neo_Nemesis. He did a locktite test a couple of years ago.

[06:20:19] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/o9vJT60SKvE

[06:20:24] Mikoolo/rizon Project Farm is a great channel.

[06:21:26] Mikoolo/rizon Ok, bbl. Gonna go meet some people.

[08:17:22] Mikoolo/rizon Back.

[08:18:04] Mikoolo/rizon There are no aliens in area 51. There are extra terrestial pows there.

[08:18:26] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you Sander.

[08:20:09] Mikoolo/rizon And if they have they would be POWs, Neo_Nemesis.

[08:20:38] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine a alien specie being positive to humanity after looking at all the alien related pornography on the internet, Neo_Nemesis.

[08:20:44] Mikoolo/rizon Or movies about alien invasions.

[08:21:58] Mikoolo/rizon Look at this Neo_Nemesis https://i.imgur.com/SzDeYlT.jpg

[08:22:14] Mikoolo/rizon And before finding it the aliens saw the Alien movie franchise.

[08:22:37] Mikoolo/rizon They'll go "Thing has acid for blood and the fuckers still want to do bdsm rape fantasies with the creatures?!?!?"

[08:23:12] Mikoolo/rizon Indeed.

[08:23:42] Mikoolo/rizon Also about the alien franchise.

[08:23:51] Mikoolo/rizon Alien Covenant is the worst thing to have happened to it.

[08:24:31] Mikoolo/rizon Prometheus is ok.

[08:24:48] Mikoolo/rizon Alien Covenant and making the xenomorphs being made by a deranged android is shite imo.

[08:27:50] Mikoolo/rizon Cowboys vs Aliens is the biggest scam in movie history ever Neo_Nemesis.

[08:28:11] Mikoolo/rizon The movie was fun.

[08:28:26] Mikoolo/rizon But you knew about it being a scam Neo_Nemesis?

[08:28:27] Mikoolo/rizon https://bleedingcool.com/comics/recent-updates/the-great-cowboys-aliens-scam-has-unexpected-result/

[08:28:45] Mikoolo/rizon The comic book author faked the interested his comic had.

[08:28:52] Mikoolo/rizon He did a IQ 1000 move.

[08:30:29] Mikoolo/rizon The author has my respect for it.

[08:30:50] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[08:32:22] Mikoolo/rizon "If they had tried this refunded-costs promotion directly through Diamond, paying for certain stores to receive Cowboys & Aliens for free, those numbers would not have been counted in the charts. But by just giving a cheque to the stores, they would be, and would count as full price sales."

[08:33:28] Mikoolo/rizon The comic does exist.

[08:33:36] Mikoolo/rizon He faked the popularity.

[08:33:44] Mikoolo/rizon The comic existed before the movie Neo_Nemesis.

[08:33:47] Mikoolo/rizon Read the article I linked.

[08:35:08] Mikoolo/rizon Payed is a nautical term.

[08:36:08] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[08:36:14] Mikoolo/rizon IQ 1000 movie by the guy.

[08:36:17] Mikoolo/rizon move*

[08:41:13] Mikoolo/rizon Diesels needs engine heaters in my area.

[08:41:54] Mikoolo/rizon They are needed here too.

[08:42:12] Mikoolo/rizon But they need engine heaters coz of winter temps causing them to be harder to start.

[08:43:04] Mikoolo/rizon Diesel gets thicker/sticky in colder temps.

[08:45:07] Mikoolo/rizon Summer time, no problem.

[08:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon Winter time, problem.

[08:50:10] Mikoolo/rizon Watch Band of Brothers on netflix.

[08:50:24] Mikoolo/rizon First episode is a bit of a snooze feast but then it catches on.

[08:50:58] Mikoolo/rizon But overall Band of Brothers is my favourite WWII tv series.

[08:52:34] Mikoolo/rizon I bought Band of Brothers on bluray and watched it with my big bro while he was quitting his amphetamine addiction.

[08:52:46] Mikoolo/rizon We watched multiple episodes back to back.

[08:53:13] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/KKRBAFlN5ww

[08:53:27] Mikoolo/rizon It

[08:53:46] Mikoolo/rizon 's based on stories from veterans that fought it.

[08:53:56] Mikoolo/rizon And has interviews of said veterans.

[08:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a sequel. Pacific War.

[08:54:58] Mikoolo/rizon About the pacific part.

[08:55:04] Mikoolo/rizon deadly go to

[08:55:07] Mikoolo/rizon .w bacon level

[08:55:12] Mikoolo/rizon To get your bacon, deadly.

[08:56:53] Mikoolo/rizon Meg Ryan looked good before her plastic surgery addiction.

[09:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon Salma Hayek <3

[09:00:40] Mikoolo/rizon She's hot.

[09:00:55] Mikoolo/rizon Nite

[09:01:00] Mikoolo/rizon Let the bed bugs bite.

[09:01:36] Mikoolo/rizon https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/GettyImages-1448914067.jpg salma hayek this year

[09:01:58] Mikoolo/rizon She's only 57

[09:02:45] Mikoolo/rizon I like good looking women, deadly.

[09:04:06] Mikoolo/rizon Here's a pic of deadly's dream woman https://www.pedestrian.tv/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/15/miriam-1.jpg

[09:04:16] Mikoolo/rizon 190

[09:04:34] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a lot of sweating and soiling yourself this night.

[09:05:30] Mikoolo/rizon How much do you wank each day irish666?

[09:06:06] Mikoolo/rizon So 6 pizzas per day, irish666.

[09:06:18] Mikoolo/rizon ANd how many times to you masturbate then?

[09:07:21] Mikoolo/rizon Man I've never wanked 6 times in one day.

[09:07:38] Mikoolo/rizon Most I've achieved was 4 times back when I smoked weed almost daily.

[09:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon You should get one of those automatic cock strokers, irish666.

[09:30:23] Mikoolo/rizon He'll tell you where the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is after the last potato falls out, Peorth.

[09:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you ComputerTech for revealing you're not irish and has no leprechaun knowledge.

[09:33:49] Mikoolo/rizon It feels kinda nice that ComputerTech corrects peoples spellings rather than me doing it.

[09:34:37] Mikoolo/rizon He's offering english education for free.

[09:34:47] Mikoolo/rizon People shuld taek advantage of this.

[09:35:19] Mikoolo/rizon amirite ComputerTech?

[09:36:52] Mikoolo/rizon You forgot to start the sentence with a capital letter and end it with a ., yournamehere.

[09:37:38] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad you ended it with MY DICK instead.

[09:38:03] Mikoolo/rizon Anyhow. I won't intrude on your field anymore ComputerTech.

[09:40:07] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech you forgot s/shuld/should and s/taek/take.

[09:40:24] Mikoolo/rizon You're a poor teacher mate.

[09:40:55] Mikoolo/rizon Whatchahaving?

[09:41:02] Mikoolo/rizon And may I have a portion if it's nice?

[09:41:30] Mikoolo/rizon I never liked the first movie.

[09:41:35] Mikoolo/rizon The sequel was better imo.

[09:42:18] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch the spin-off afterwards, deadly.

[09:42:52] Mikoolo/rizon Peacemaker

[09:43:05] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/WHXq62VCaCM

[09:43:08] Mikoolo/rizon Peacemaker is nice.

[09:50:24] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like watching the disney princess grooming dogs, deadly?

[09:52:24] Mikoolo/rizon deadly https://youtu.be/zxWfZCeS6N4

[10:21:31] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not lunch.

[10:21:34] Mikoolo/rizon Thats snack time stuff.

[10:22:14] Mikoolo/rizon So what do you eat at 10:40 then, ComputerTech?

[10:22:31] Mikoolo/rizon We eat lunch at 11:00 here.

[10:22:44] Mikoolo/rizon Lunch time being 11:00 to 12:00 in the vast majority of jobs here.

[10:23:04] Mikoolo/rizon Tho at my job this summer we ate lunch sometimes at 14:00.

[10:23:14] Mikoolo/rizon Because of 12 hour days.

[10:23:35] Mikoolo/rizon And snacks from time to time.

[10:24:17] Mikoolo/rizon ok

[10:24:35] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[10:30:18] Mikoolo/rizon !gang

[11:07:28] Mikoolo/rizon What did she say now, ComputerTech?

[11:08:21] Mikoolo/rizon Tell her that you don't shag sheep anymore, ComputerTech, but that you instead gets shagged by the ram.

[11:08:59] Mikoolo/rizon She needs to know that you've advanced and gets shagged by sheep now, ComputerTech.

[11:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulations ComputerTech! You took your mum's bum virginity!

[11:10:50] Mikoolo/rizon So your mum is an abnormal female of her age, ComputerTech ? D:

[11:11:18] Mikoolo/rizon You didn't need to add "normal" then ComputerTech.

[11:11:38] Mikoolo/rizon <3

[11:16:53] Mikoolo/rizon It's because you said so, h4.

[11:17:06] Mikoolo/rizon [13:04:34] <&h4> cool guy of the week :D

[11:17:06] Mikoolo/rizon [13:04:31] <&h4> look at me

[11:17:25] Mikoolo/rizon Germans don't lie.

[11:17:52] Mikoolo/rizon They might invade their neighbours. They might steal kill murder and construct great feats of engineering.

[11:17:56] Mikoolo/rizon But they don't lie.

[11:18:41] Mikoolo/rizon Bavarians, h4. No one likes them irrc.

[11:18:57] Mikoolo/rizon iirc*

[11:21:09] Mikoolo/rizon How many boars did UK kill in the boar war, irish666? And did they win? The Australians fought the Emus once and lost.

[11:22:03] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast you got loads of boar meat and flipped the finger to the danish pork industry, irish666.

[11:22:50] Mikoolo/rizon Damn you reminded me of the finnish cover of YMCA.

[11:22:54] Mikoolo/rizon With asterix singing.

[11:23:15] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/zTbjLOem2Qg

[11:23:22] Mikoolo/rizon Asterix singing.

[11:23:50] Mikoolo/rizon Ah you talked about boers, irish666. Not Boars.

[11:27:16] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester https://youtu.be/zQUTuHD_oDU

[11:28:49] Mikoolo/rizon deadly irish666 https://youtu.be/e1sI3pXo9pQ follow this song as much as you can.

[11:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon Trust me.

[11:29:17] Mikoolo/rizon Chippy Tea

[11:30:06] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester I wish I could have seen Irwin Goodman live.

[11:30:33] Mikoolo/rizon Grandma blamed the russians for his death.

[11:31:24] Mikoolo/rizon Nice Chiester.

[11:32:00] Mikoolo/rizon Here deadly a full irish breakfast https://i.imgur.com/kITkpOd.jpg

[11:34:09] Mikoolo/rizon irish666

[11:34:20] Mikoolo/rizon Whats saveloy?

[11:35:13] Mikoolo/rizon No idea irish666.

[11:36:21] Mikoolo/rizon Have this if you're ever in sweden and see if you like it, irish666. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isterband

[11:38:55] Mikoolo/rizon I like them, irish666. They are incredibly filling.

[11:39:02] Mikoolo/rizon Settles like concrete in your stomache.

[11:39:25] Mikoolo/rizon We got other food stuff with similar effects. Palt and Milk stewed Macaronis.

[11:40:12] Mikoolo/rizon You boil macaroni in milk until it thickens, irish666. You get a sort of sweet taste from it.

[11:41:20] Mikoolo/rizon |o| is surrender.

[11:42:29] Mikoolo/rizon Looks like people spiking a punch bowl or something, ThatOleSerpent.

[11:42:47] Mikoolo/rizon Multiple punch bowls.

[11:43:45] Mikoolo/rizon Yes wez.

[11:43:56] Mikoolo/rizon People dropping roofies in em.

[11:44:45] Mikoolo/rizon Why?

[11:44:49] Mikoolo/rizon Hangry?

[11:48:20] Mikoolo/rizon You sweated it during the night.

[11:48:30] Mikoolo/rizon Perspirated it.

[11:48:47] Mikoolo/rizon The Sandman stole it then.

[11:48:54] Mikoolo/rizon Should sue him for theft.

[11:49:50] Mikoolo/rizon Oh it's a schizo that switches between nicks.

[11:50:48] Mikoolo/rizon He lost weight in his sleep, wez.

[11:50:51] Mikoolo/rizon Thats what he called magic.

[11:51:18] Mikoolo/rizon He checked his weight before going to bed and then again when he woke up, wez.

[11:51:56] Mikoolo/rizon Thats what I said Gentoo.

[11:53:58] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 shovel snow an entire winter 6 hours a day monday to friday and you'll lose weight.

[11:54:48] Mikoolo/rizon Also, did you have more clothes on you weighted yourself before going to bed than after waking up, irish666?

[11:55:01] Mikoolo/rizon when you*

[11:57:30] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a solution to that Gentoo.

[11:57:51] Mikoolo/rizon .yt kJmGVRfF1u8

[11:57:59] Mikoolo/rizon Gentoo that youtube vide.

[11:59:08] Mikoolo/rizon internets doesn't announce these links Gentoo

[11:59:09] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kJmGVRfF1u8

[11:59:18] Mikoolo/rizon It's a youtube shorts video.

[12:00:36] Mikoolo/rizon Having his feet on the floor makes the scale how him being lighter.

[12:00:41] Mikoolo/rizon show*

[12:01:06] Mikoolo/rizon It's reminicent of Lethal Weapon.

[12:04:54] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is tabletposting 24/7.

[12:06:37] Mikoolo/rizon Get a jackery, irish666.

[12:07:18] Mikoolo/rizon You should return to the city and live there instead.

[12:07:33] Mikoolo/rizon Thats easy.

[12:07:38] Mikoolo/rizon Get a rope from any hardware store.

[12:07:44] Mikoolo/rizon That can support your weight.

[12:08:20] Mikoolo/rizon Calculate the effective length needed for the rope based on your weight where your neck snaps and you avoid strangling yourself slowly, irish666.

[12:08:50] Mikoolo/rizon I've seen a guy strangle himself with a network cable and it wasn't pretty, irish666.

[12:09:09] Mikoolo/rizon I found the video after he livestreamed it.

[12:09:12] Mikoolo/rizon He was swedish.

[12:09:49] Mikoolo/rizon No

[12:09:52] Mikoolo/rizon Never knew him.

[12:10:02] Mikoolo/rizon Here irish666 a article about it, https://www.thelocal.se/20101012/29566

[12:10:16] Mikoolo/rizon Thats another way Gentoo.

[12:10:24] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't think about the steel wire.

[12:10:29] Mikoolo/rizon But gotta be a thin one.

[12:10:45] Mikoolo/rizon But also able to support his weight for a few seconds.

[12:12:07] Mikoolo/rizon You reminded me of Arseface from Preacher now, Gentoo.

[12:13:25] Mikoolo/rizon He mistook your was as wrongly spelled wez.

[12:13:38] Mikoolo/rizon He's australian, they are a bit upside down there.

[12:14:16] Mikoolo/rizon Laying down on the tracks and wait for it irish666?

[12:15:03] Mikoolo/rizon PokeyBear83 why not stick to one nick? You're a bit schizo with using multiple ones.

[12:15:31] Mikoolo/rizon And?

[12:16:06] Mikoolo/rizon Ever heard of modern times where you can use the same nick at home and at work, PokeyBear83? They ain't uniquely tied to a computer.

[12:17:39] Mikoolo/rizon Wait I got a meme for this.

[12:17:56] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 PokeyBear83 https://i.imgur.com/jj16ThL.jpeg

[12:18:39] Mikoolo/rizon Someone updated it https://i.redd.it/sjizz11eshty.jpg D:

[12:20:03] Mikoolo/rizon I dislike pvp forced mmos.

[12:20:08] Mikoolo/rizon So never tried eve.

[12:20:16] Mikoolo/rizon But it's fun to read about the stuff that happens there.

[12:20:49] Mikoolo/rizon Each to their own, PokeyBear83.

[12:22:30] Mikoolo/rizon .yt trololololo eduard khil

[12:24:41] Mikoolo/rizon Dried semen, irish666.

[12:24:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's from isle of man after all.

[12:25:37] Mikoolo/rizon .u tapkur

[12:27:09] Mikoolo/rizon I use snus, PokeyBear83.

[12:27:30] Mikoolo/rizon Swedish snus or american dipping tobacco, PokeyBear83?

[12:28:04] Mikoolo/rizon I see they call it chew. I wouldn't order anything from that site.

[12:28:31] Mikoolo/rizon They call siberia on that site for chew.

[12:28:35] Mikoolo/rizon The site is retarded.

[12:28:42] Mikoolo/rizon YOu don't even chew it.

[12:28:52] Mikoolo/rizon It's snus.

[12:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon Not chew.

[12:29:12] Mikoolo/rizon It's like calling an ar-15 for Assault Rifle 15.

[12:29:22] Mikoolo/rizon And not Armalite 15.

[12:31:07] Mikoolo/rizon Gentoo https://youtu.be/e1sI3pXo9pQ follow the wise words in this song.

[12:31:10] Mikoolo/rizon Trust me.

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon You can eat what you like

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon You can even have a ciggie at a push

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon You can drink what you like

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon Don't live your life in sorrow

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon Don't let them tell you what to do

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon Phone for another pizza, and gerr'it down yer mush

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon Because life's too short to worry yourself

[12:31:53] Mikoolo/rizon You can have another drink, it won't do you any harm

[12:31:53] Mikoolo/rizon You could get hit by a bus tomorrow

[12:32:41] Mikoolo/rizon You can get lung cancer without smoking a cigarette your entire life, Gentoo.

[12:33:27] Mikoolo/rizon Trust me Gentoo. Shit can happen at any time.

[12:33:44] Mikoolo/rizon You should have heard about my accident by now, Gentoo.

[12:34:58] Mikoolo/rizon And how would nicotine affect reactions Gentoo?

[12:36:45] Mikoolo/rizon You get faster reaction time with nicotine tho.

[12:37:56] Mikoolo/rizon Also I wouldn't be able to dodge something traveling at the speed as the thing I was hit by even if I was on amphetamines, Gentoo.

[12:38:51] Mikoolo/rizon irish666, we should meet one day smoke cigars and drink whisky.

[12:39:26] Mikoolo/rizon We can find one place with metal detectors and watch them freak out as I pass through them, irish666.

[12:39:32] Mikoolo/rizon And bet on how the guards would react.

[12:39:54] Mikoolo/rizon You'll give me a bottle of whisky if they decide to search my anus, irish666.

[12:40:53] Mikoolo/rizon I'll give you a bottle of whisky if they accept my excuse at face value, irish666.

[12:41:17] Mikoolo/rizon Both have an equally high chance to happen, irish666.

[12:42:09] Mikoolo/rizon Whiskey is irish and american, wez.

[12:42:53] Mikoolo/rizon I got a bottle of red breast 12yo waiting for me in december.

[12:43:05] Mikoolo/rizon .cc days to christmas eve

[12:43:35] Mikoolo/rizon What keywords, irish666?

[12:44:48] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no irish person active right now, PokeyBear83.

[12:45:03] Mikoolo/rizon And ComputerTech is UK.

[12:45:06] Mikoolo/rizon Not Irish.

[12:45:23] Mikoolo/rizon You want someone from RoI for your 10% tax thing, PokeyBear83.

[12:45:39] Mikoolo/rizon Republic of Ireland.

[12:47:15] Mikoolo/rizon Sealand is in denmark, wildting2.

[12:47:40] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand

[12:47:46] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the correct spelling for it too.

[12:48:03] Mikoolo/rizon You want PoS, irish666.

[12:48:14] Mikoolo/rizon :>

[12:52:24] Mikoolo/rizon He's Grace Kelly, wildting2.

[12:52:52] Mikoolo/rizon Wrong one wildting2.

[12:52:58] Mikoolo/rizon .yt will ferrell grace kelly

[12:55:27] Mikoolo/rizon Did anyone complain about John Rhys-Davies playing Gimli?

[12:55:58] Mikoolo/rizon Or any othe dwarves in Bilbo?

[12:56:01] Mikoolo/rizon of the*

[12:57:16] Mikoolo/rizon Pikachu do you got snow yet?

[13:03:05] Mikoolo/rizon TabletTech*

[13:04:50] Mikoolo/rizon s/no/yes!

[13:05:20] Mikoolo/rizon Damn, ComputerTech has infected foxy now.

[14:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Thats just his body temperature, wez.

[14:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[14:44:28] Mikoolo/rizon Go is like chess but with extra steps, wez.

[14:45:03] Mikoolo/rizon Minecraft was made in java, ComputerTech.

[14:45:25] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[14:49:29] Mikoolo/rizon Batmanhush doesn't complain :(

[14:49:47] Mikoolo/rizon He doesn't say hey!, ComputerTech.

[14:51:19] Mikoolo/rizon Do you have any tied up milkmen at your place ComputerTech?

[14:51:45] Mikoolo/rizon You got something in common with phonekait then, ComputerTech.

[14:51:53] Mikoolo/rizon You're both worst.

[14:52:25] Mikoolo/rizon Isn't it?

[14:53:16] Mikoolo/rizon Anything.

[14:53:23] Mikoolo/rizon They both got tied up milkmen.

[14:57:48] Mikoolo/rizon What kind of pie ComputerTech?

[14:58:10] Mikoolo/rizon I would stick two fingers in my mouth and vomit if I were you, End3r.

[14:58:29] Mikoolo/rizon stargazer pie it is then.

[15:59:56] Mikoolo/rizon Taiwan is a sovereign country!

[16:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you CCP agent.

[16:01:26] Mikoolo/rizon China wouldn't invade US.

[16:01:40] Mikoolo/rizon They would lose money on invading USA.

[16:01:53] Mikoolo/rizon iirc the are if not the biggest then one of the biggest holders of US debt.

[16:03:09] Mikoolo/rizon Theres already fbi agents on rizon.

[16:03:48] Mikoolo/rizon Ever since the botnet/nessun scandal theres been FBI agents here.

[16:04:41] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you tabb agent involved with monitoring rizon activity for FBI.

[16:08:11] Mikoolo/rizon This is the best solution to that, DALEK and h4. https://i.imgur.com/vRO6SN4.jpeg

[16:08:59] Mikoolo/rizon You don't need the port.

[16:09:08] Mikoolo/rizon You need the tool between the cable and the port.

[16:09:25] Mikoolo/rizon It's still compatible with modern connections.

[16:09:50] Mikoolo/rizon I swear that no one will be able to hack your computer if you install it properly.

[16:10:03] Mikoolo/rizon hack your computer through that connection *

[16:13:28] Mikoolo/rizon ;/

[16:14:22] Mikoolo/rizon If you build a faraday cage around your router or Wifi antenna on your computer you're protecting yourself flawlessly from it, h4.

[16:18:31] Mikoolo/rizon That only works on brains as protection agains mindreading h4.

[16:18:54] Mikoolo/rizon Against*

[16:22:42] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/EZ2TlhO.jpeg

[16:23:00] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/uBU8prW.jpeg

[16:25:04] Mikoolo/rizon Piccolo did, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[16:25:33] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't trust any mushroom I didn't buy from a store.

[16:26:54] Mikoolo/rizon I can id amanita muscaria.

[16:27:09] Mikoolo/rizon And liberty caps.

[16:27:34] Mikoolo/rizon liberty caps are a bit tricky but theres no poisonous look-a-like iirc.

[16:31:16] Mikoolo/rizon I miss tripping on cubensis.

[16:34:02] Mikoolo/rizon I've had cuban cigars.

[16:34:08] Mikoolo/rizon Cohiba panatellas.

[16:34:14] Mikoolo/rizon They were nice.

[16:34:25] Mikoolo/rizon Cigarillo sized cigars.

[16:34:41] Mikoolo/rizon panetelas*

[16:37:00] Mikoolo/rizon Buy a cohiba irish666.

[16:37:20] Mikoolo/rizon Cohiba is THE cuban cigar brand.

[16:37:32] Mikoolo/rizon It was the brand Castro gave to visitors.

[16:42:01] Mikoolo/rizon New years eve?

[16:42:53] Mikoolo/rizon If we meet up you gotta try my favourite cigarettes, irish666.

[16:42:58] Mikoolo/rizon Swedish brand called John Silver.

[16:43:43] Mikoolo/rizon Ever had Marlboro?

[16:43:55] Mikoolo/rizon Hmm

[16:44:01] Mikoolo/rizon No idea what to compare them to then.

[16:44:07] Mikoolo/rizon I smoke them filterless.

[16:45:32] Mikoolo/rizon My previous favourite cigarettes were the additive free lucky strikes and before that it was the lucky strike rolling tobacco.

[16:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon lucky strike rolling tobacco tasted like dark chocolate.

[16:46:37] Mikoolo/rizon If you want harsh mean stuff that tastes like you're inhaling a smoked fish get the norwegian Tiedemans Röd 3.

[16:47:40] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/ALB3UW1RshA

[16:49:33] Mikoolo/rizon A lot of things are gross, phonekait.

[16:50:34] Mikoolo/rizon Naah, thats just the milkman you're looking at right now, phonekait.

[16:50:43] Mikoolo/rizon I'm over here. The even uglier one.

[16:58:46] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 I was thinking about making this one earlier https://i.imgur.com/8C4Ubb0.png

[16:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how my right eye sees a black square on white background.

[16:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon it also shifts if I move my eye around.

[17:02:01] Mikoolo/rizon I can.

[17:02:09] Mikoolo/rizon But only if theres bright light behind the thing.

[17:02:21] Mikoolo/rizon And then it's like a shadow over pale gray background.

[17:02:34] Mikoolo/rizon And if I hold up right up to my eye I can see colours.

[17:02:37] Mikoolo/rizon But no details.

[17:02:51] Mikoolo/rizon no

[17:03:38] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't changed the lens on the eyeglasses so I got tape holding it together so I am using a eyepatch, sort of.

[17:04:04] Mikoolo/rizon Too late for that now :>

[17:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck did I lose my second penis during my childhood D:

[17:05:51] Mikoolo/rizon Why not?

[17:06:26] Mikoolo/rizon You can still say it tho.

[17:06:30] Mikoolo/rizon Coz I got two.

[17:06:36] Mikoolo/rizon Well eyes that is.

[17:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know when I lost my other penis tho if we're supposed to have two of everything.

[17:08:04] Mikoolo/rizon Ah.

[17:10:28] Mikoolo/rizon You'll have to learn how to cook now, irish666.

[17:15:41] Mikoolo/rizon When are you going to start living off grid for real tho+

[17:15:43] Mikoolo/rizon ?

[17:16:34] Mikoolo/rizon No internet, only living off the land.

[17:16:39] Mikoolo/rizon No telephone.

[17:17:37] Mikoolo/rizon I wish people would stop looking down on lazy people like us irish666.

[17:17:40] Mikoolo/rizon We haven't even done anything.

[17:18:50] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[17:19:04] Mikoolo/rizon Did you take offense because of PapaFrog being here yesterday?

[17:19:22] Mikoolo/rizon Hey!

[17:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon Don't slap me!

[17:19:31] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't done anything to deserve that!

[17:31:47] Mikoolo/rizon What did it do now, irish666?

[17:32:27] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like something it's dad did to it in the past, irish666.

[17:33:25] Mikoolo/rizon Meat is better imo.

[17:34:02] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you enjoy constipation if halloumi is like normal cheese.

[17:34:53] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg theres a magic portal inside the microwave that replaces it with a hot version of it from a different timeline.

[17:35:39] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds dumb.

[17:36:07] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like a car or battery powered one.

[17:36:32] Mikoolo/rizon Is she talking about the last time she saw her dad before he got sent to the tanty, irish666?

[17:37:27] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't bullied ComputerTech for a couple of hours now, irish666.

[17:38:46] Mikoolo/rizon Hope the right one for you wins, Frogorg.

[17:40:16] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah I was gonna try the Robocop Rogue City demo.

[18:16:37] Mikoolo/rizon Your parents waited this long to tell you that foxy?

[18:16:37] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[18:19:41] Mikoolo/rizon Nice foxy. Now check if it has a chip, take it to the vet to check for fleas.

[18:23:36] Mikoolo/rizon deadly https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UvG4DgM1Xcc?feature=share

[18:23:37] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[18:25:13] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/riXJGFZzQsU

[18:29:12] Mikoolo/rizon The duck is even a repeat offender.

[18:35:26] Mikoolo/rizon deadly https://youtu.be/_qu8S704VQY

[18:49:56] Mikoolo/rizon Wouldn't it be cheaper to build one yourself?

[18:50:41] Mikoolo/rizon Ah it is also refurbished I see.

[18:51:29] Mikoolo/rizon Here ThatOleSerpent some violent gang war https://youtu.be/_qu8S704VQY

[18:53:22] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech look at the duck video I linked.

[18:54:21] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech it's not the first time the duck ate the mushrooms.

[18:54:55] Mikoolo/rizon never heard of

[18:56:42] Mikoolo/rizon Nah, notk is shagging her behind tesco, ComputerTech.

[18:57:15] Mikoolo/rizon @seen @shagging.your.nan.behind.tesco

[18:57:53] Mikoolo/rizon Damn, you won big time on that trade PapaFrog.

[19:00:49] Mikoolo/rizon The Tinman played rust once PapaFrog.

[19:00:52] Mikoolo/rizon Look what happened to him.

[19:07:07] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/a7AM2jv.jpeg

[19:09:03] Mikoolo/rizon if ya kno wha I mean!

[19:09:24] Mikoolo/rizon I don't listen to rap h4.

[19:38:59] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[19:39:05] Mikoolo/rizon You're really generous, h4.

[19:44:35] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[19:44:42] Mikoolo/rizon I'll make it even better really soon for you.

[19:47:01] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech has had 12 magners so far.

[19:47:05] Mikoolo/rizon Thats what his spelling indicates.

[19:47:11] Mikoolo/rizon 13 then, ComputerTech.

[19:47:31] Mikoolo/rizon See, h4.

[19:47:38] Mikoolo/rizon His attention span is horrid right now.

[19:49:19] Mikoolo/rizon Do you know how to spot a polish car, Frogorg?

[19:49:25] Mikoolo/rizon On the polish.

[19:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon Ba dum tssss

[19:50:44] Mikoolo/rizon Do you know how to incapacitate ComputerTech on irc, Frogorg?

[19:50:52] Mikoolo/rizon You do this.

[19:51:19] Mikoolo/rizon Damn you're on hexchat for once.

[19:52:00] Mikoolo/rizon When are you getting a desktop ComputerTech?

[19:52:34] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[19:52:57] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah I was gonna watch Kentucky's antler bullets video, thanks for reminding me, \g.

[19:53:28] Mikoolo/rizon Why mnaybe?

[19:53:31] Mikoolo/rizon maybe*

[19:53:55] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech if I show up in dungannon next year will you meet up with me?

[19:54:05] Mikoolo/rizon h4 yes I will slap him.

[19:54:56] Mikoolo/rizon You can hear me singing irish rebell songs and shout colby every 30 minutes.

[19:56:30] Mikoolo/rizon To cum on ComputerTech?

[19:57:20] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[19:57:30] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech likes to receive after all.

[19:58:01] Mikoolo/rizon He likes to drink it too, h4.

[19:58:19] Mikoolo/rizon Is it because they are a cuck?

[19:58:51] Mikoolo/rizon I see.

[19:58:58] Mikoolo/rizon forgotten is another schizo.

[19:59:17] Mikoolo/rizon There are no cool schizos.

[20:00:09] Mikoolo/rizon Reminds me of that Michael keaton movie.

[20:00:42] Mikoolo/rizon This is a fun movie that you reminded me of h4 https://youtu.be/I19IuJYbuyg

[20:01:13] Mikoolo/rizon Third I see.

[20:01:33] Mikoolo/rizon h5 became Merkels boytoy right?

[20:01:52] Mikoolo/rizon What about h6 drooling?

[20:09:22] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, the guy banevaded and claims to be a noob. You sure are easily fooled.

[20:10:03] Mikoolo/rizon Is toni still mad at you h4?

[20:10:21] Mikoolo/rizon Why ain't he here then?

[20:10:37] Mikoolo/rizon I don't like ComputerTech either.

[20:10:41] Mikoolo/rizon But I'm still here.

[20:10:46] Mikoolo/rizon It's true tho ComputerTech.

[20:11:00] Mikoolo/rizon Like the paranoid level of access restrictions you got, ComputerTech.

[20:11:11] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[20:11:13] Mikoolo/rizon Fake sops.

[20:11:16] Mikoolo/rizon Like me and h4.

[20:11:25] Mikoolo/rizon .access list Mikoolo

[20:11:31] Mikoolo/rizon Can't even check my access level, ComputerTech.

[20:11:40] Mikoolo/rizon .kb h4

[20:12:29] Mikoolo/rizon Also make it so h4 can kickban you once each day during weekends while you're at it, ComputerTech.

[20:12:52] Mikoolo/rizon Friday too, ComputerTech.

[20:13:04] Mikoolo/rizon Once each day, h4.

[20:13:11] Mikoolo/rizon 3 times each week.

[20:13:27] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth scares me, h4.

[20:13:33] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[20:13:36] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know why.

[20:13:49] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[20:14:12] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester https://youtu.be/Qs8Q35OwuKA

[20:14:55] Mikoolo/rizon h4 kickbanning ComputerTech once a day during the weekends, foxy.

[20:15:14] Mikoolo/rizon !request kick ComputerTech

[20:15:57] Mikoolo/rizon So you can't defecate until you find a pile of feces, Juest?

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