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[07:07:44] Mikoolo/rizon A morning.

[07:08:06] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 I know of that story. Sad she didn't get any radio signals either with it.

[07:08:42] Mikoolo/rizon Sander, I've never been to a starbucks.

[07:09:13] Mikoolo/rizon pomf want o know a secret?

[07:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon Sander is the black leather couch guy.

[07:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon .u black leather couch

[07:11:36] Mikoolo/rizon You don't know that meme, pomf :(

[07:11:49] Mikoolo/rizon You need to watch more porn pomf.

[07:13:03] Mikoolo/rizon Here pomf NSFW https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6322539e55a02 NSFW

[07:13:17] Mikoolo/rizon Backroom Casting

[07:13:54] Mikoolo/rizon gf/bf?

[07:15:34] Mikoolo/rizon Yes, irish666.

[07:15:44] Mikoolo/rizon Sander a walk in freezer!

[07:16:27] Mikoolo/rizon regular winter coats

[07:16:41] Mikoolo/rizon Why wear more?

[07:16:52] Mikoolo/rizon Or wear summer jackets.

[07:17:30] Mikoolo/rizon All time coldest temp I've experienced was -42c back in 1998/1999, irish666.

[07:18:06] Mikoolo/rizon The inside part of the door handle was covered in frost, irish666 at dads house thouse days.

[07:18:38] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[07:18:48] Mikoolo/rizon I don't like down winter jackets. They are too warm.

[07:19:23] Mikoolo/rizon Coldest I've worked outdoors at was -28c

[07:19:39] Mikoolo/rizon Coworker said "Take it easy, don't over exert yourself."

[07:19:54] Mikoolo/rizon 220km south of the arctic circle.

[07:20:13] Mikoolo/rizon I grew up about 30km north of the arctic circle.

[07:21:09] Mikoolo/rizon Wait, you're married Sander?

[07:21:17] Mikoolo/rizon When did this happen?

[07:21:28] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[07:21:32] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulations to you!

[07:21:41] Mikoolo/rizon Condolences to your wife/husband.

[07:22:05] Mikoolo/rizon :)

[07:22:33] Mikoolo/rizon Sander. I got one piece of wisdom to share with you.

[07:22:48] Mikoolo/rizon There is no perfect relationship, Sander. You need to compromise with your wife.

[07:23:04] Mikoolo/rizon Or your husband.

[07:51:22] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't.

[07:51:29] Mikoolo/rizon Don't bother.

[08:28:05] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 5

[08:28:15] Mikoolo/rizon Marilyn Monroe

[08:28:35] Mikoolo/rizon ronan keating

[08:28:47] Mikoolo/rizon n-sync member iirc.

[08:29:00] Mikoolo/rizon White snake

[08:29:10] Mikoolo/rizon white mooon

[08:29:16] Mikoolo/rizon white tribe

[08:29:20] Mikoolo/rizon white flags

[08:29:36] Mikoolo/rizon white sneaker

[08:29:54] Mikoolo/rizon o

[08:30:04] Mikoolo/rizon christmas

[08:30:11] Mikoolo/rizon girlang

[08:30:13] Mikoolo/rizon girlange

[08:30:23] Mikoolo/rizon gardens

[08:30:29] Mikoolo/rizon garland

[08:30:40] Mikoolo/rizon iran

[08:30:42] Mikoolo/rizon iraq

[08:30:45] Mikoolo/rizon pakistan

[08:30:56] Mikoolo/rizon Australia

[08:31:00] Mikoolo/rizon England

[08:31:02] Mikoolo/rizon Scot

[08:31:08] Mikoolo/rizon k

[09:36:18] Mikoolo/rizon .trivia 10

[09:36:30] Mikoolo/rizon murdera

[09:36:45] Mikoolo/rizon eardrum

[09:37:03] Mikoolo/rizon World Trade Center

[09:37:28] Mikoolo/rizon penecoat

[09:37:30] Mikoolo/rizon pentacoat

[09:37:35] Mikoolo/rizon poodle

[09:37:40] Mikoolo/rizon poopoo

[09:37:54] Mikoolo/rizon pookie

[09:38:14] Mikoolo/rizon frequencies

[09:38:19] Mikoolo/rizon cyclicalstage

[09:38:28] Mikoolo/rizon cyberspace

[09:38:43] Mikoolo/rizon malt

[09:38:53] Mikoolo/rizon hong

[09:38:59] Mikoolo/rizon zedong

[09:39:03] Mikoolo/rizon chang

[09:39:13] Mikoolo/rizon rocks in space

[09:39:22] Mikoolo/rizon falling stars

[09:39:36] Mikoolo/rizon hong kong

[09:39:59] Mikoolo/rizon Herman Goering

[09:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon No idea

[09:40:54] Mikoolo/rizon Black beauty

[09:41:03] Mikoolo/rizon man of war

[09:41:16] Mikoolo/rizon .tt

[09:41:29] Mikoolo/rizon I'm in top five

[09:50:09] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[09:50:32] Mikoolo/rizon stroopwafel*

[09:54:16] Mikoolo/rizon h4 breaking bots again.

[09:54:34] Mikoolo/rizon I will report you to the council of bots, h4.

[09:56:56] Mikoolo/rizon I need to get a new mouse.

[09:57:05] Mikoolo/rizon This one has started to double click randomly.

[10:00:59] Mikoolo/rizon Also decides to unclick when holding it in from time to time.

[10:01:06] Mikoolo/rizon When dragging stuff.

[10:09:02] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:09:10] Mikoolo/rizon Horrid sunlight outside.

[10:33:40] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I got a splendid idea!

[10:33:53] Mikoolo/rizon NAP TIME!

[10:33:56] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the splendid idea.

[10:38:02] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en rauk

[10:58:01] Mikoolo/rizon Morning.

[10:58:21] Mikoolo/rizon h4 you should help me become the top man in the EU parliament.

[10:58:28] Mikoolo/rizon I would enforce mandatory naptimes at work.

[10:58:33] Mikoolo/rizon Paid naptime.

[10:59:02] Mikoolo/rizon You're still young.

[10:59:08] Mikoolo/rizon Little kid.

[10:59:31] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech's superhero name would be ComputerTech-Boy

[11:00:00] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[11:00:07] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah was to h4.

[11:00:17] Mikoolo/rizon I waited for the eyedrops.

[11:00:42] Mikoolo/rizon wez thats because the main hero got arrested for grooming ComputerTech-boy.

[11:01:27] Mikoolo/rizon What game h4?

[11:01:51] Mikoolo/rizon Only pirate ComputerTech enjoys is the butt pirate.

[11:01:53] Mikoolo/rizon .u butt pirate

[11:02:31] Mikoolo/rizon Nr 3 made me giggle.

[11:03:26] Mikoolo/rizon Do you wish to sue ComputerTech for sexual harrasment, jeff_stacey?

[11:04:03] Mikoolo/rizon Unsolicited intimate body contact.

[11:04:42] Mikoolo/rizon He is in a position of power and uses it to his advantage on you, jeff_stacey.

[13:53:18] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna go for a walk since the sun is starting to get bellow the treeline now.

[13:53:23] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[13:53:27] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunset lulea

[13:54:00] Mikoolo/rizon Soon!

[13:54:07] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunset and sunrise lulea december 21st

[13:54:15] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[13:54:30] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sun hours lulea today

[13:54:40] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunset and sunrise lulea december october 18th

[13:54:51] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunset and sunrise lulea october 18th

[13:55:06] Mikoolo/rizon 66% reduction.

[14:05:39] Mikoolo/rizon Heres your daily pay as a greeter.

[14:05:49] Mikoolo/rizon Ja-

[14:05:51] Mikoolo/rizon . *

[14:22:28] Mikoolo/rizon Do you want bigger pay, ComputerTech?

[15:29:12] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. I went viral on imgur. I should be drowning in women soon on tinder if I make an account and add that to my bio.

[15:31:41] Mikoolo/rizon .w Middle of Nowhere

[15:32:30] Mikoolo/rizon You need to channel your inner Scharfschütze h4.

[15:33:17] Mikoolo/rizon Sharpshooter

[15:33:37] Mikoolo/rizon No

[15:33:43] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en Scharfschütze

[15:34:08] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en heckenshutze

[15:34:22] Mikoolo/rizon No no.

[15:34:32] Mikoolo/rizon It's better without the umlauts.

[15:35:43] Mikoolo/rizon !request kick ComputerTech for writing something after coming back from being kicked.

[15:36:05] Mikoolo/rizon Have I claimed to be anything else?

[15:37:17] Mikoolo/rizon I have never claimed to be a nice guy, phonekait.

[15:37:37] Mikoolo/rizon Provide logs.

[15:38:18] Mikoolo/rizon I win!

[15:38:56] Mikoolo/rizon Save it then use whatever thing people use to grep

[15:40:02] Mikoolo/rizon Also if irl features in the same sentence or context then it doesn't count.

[15:41:14] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna ask for worktraining or try to get into samhall.

[15:41:48] Mikoolo/rizon Samhall is a state owned company providing jobs for people with disabilities, phonekait.

[15:42:16] Mikoolo/rizon Can be anything from cleaning facilities to manufacturing.

[15:42:32] Mikoolo/rizon Or stack wares on grocery store shelves.

[15:42:50] Mikoolo/rizon I'm also half finnish, phish.

[15:43:08] Mikoolo/rizon .u metformin

[15:43:25] Mikoolo/rizon No pomf.

[15:43:53] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[15:44:05] Mikoolo/rizon Sweden just sterilized invalids.

[15:44:07] Mikoolo/rizon And retards.

[15:44:47] Mikoolo/rizon Germany sent every undesireable person to camps, phish.

[15:44:54] Mikoolo/rizon Same with USSR.

[15:45:32] Mikoolo/rizon Then the answer is no, phish.

[15:46:12] Mikoolo/rizon 500mg 100pills pack of metformin costs.

[15:46:18] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 80sek to usd

[15:46:24] Mikoolo/rizon pomf

[15:48:09] Mikoolo/rizon .u nrn

[15:48:28] Mikoolo/rizon Ok I'll send 8 bucks sometime in the future, pomf.

[15:49:39] Mikoolo/rizon phish is a girl? D:

[15:50:14] Mikoolo/rizon Kawaii~~~~

[15:51:22] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/qx7mUih.jpeg

[15:57:12] Mikoolo/rizon The girl was a catholic and god forbids them from procreating with witches.

[15:59:13] Mikoolo/rizon h4 what is the most illegal thing you can do with 1€?

[15:59:30] Mikoolo/rizon No

[15:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon Get 100 one eurocent coins, put them in a sock and beat someone to death with it.

[16:00:22] Mikoolo/rizon But it's more illegal to to beat someone to death with it.

[16:02:05] Mikoolo/rizon Do you want her to do a ventriloquist performance with you as the puppet, pomf?

[16:03:26] Mikoolo/rizon This is pomf and the milf NSFW https://static.heavy-r.com/scr/3d/8c/d0/3d8cd0705138d2f_8.jpg NSFW

[16:04:07] Mikoolo/rizon We had jesus but he left.

[16:04:50] Mikoolo/rizon He muttered something about Sodom and Gomorrah being nice wholesome places as he closed the door on his way out, phish.

[16:06:04] Mikoolo/rizon I googled, h4.

[16:07:51] Mikoolo/rizon This is how I imagine h4 pittying me https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/spinoff/2014/06/mr-t.jpeg

[16:08:04] Mikoolo/rizon pitying?

[16:08:29] Mikoolo/rizon He's like Mr T, pomf.

[16:09:28] Mikoolo/rizon I pity the fool thats too lazy to not judge everyone.

[16:19:39] Mikoolo/rizon h4 sing with me! https://youtu.be/VbLVWg3aqHw

[16:21:01] Mikoolo/rizon The sun in the sky is red

[16:21:01] Mikoolo/rizon The sun in my heart is Mao Zedong

[16:21:01] Mikoolo/rizon He led us to liberation

[16:21:01] Mikoolo/rizon The masses stand up to be the owners

[16:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/-1_ViBGFr6w

[16:39:45] Mikoolo/rizon One day you'll use it to clean yourself and drink it. And I don't want to know what dirnk is.

[16:39:51] Mikoolo/rizon It sounds unhygienic.

[16:52:53] Mikoolo/rizon I agree with h4, Clive_Rosfield. You need to take your thorazine.

[17:05:11] Mikoolo/rizon You should find someone to talk to face to face, Clive_Rosfield.

[17:11:21] Mikoolo/rizon Then it all comes crashing down when the drugs run out.

[17:14:24] Mikoolo/rizon Poor wall.

[17:42:24] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/kjH4g7q.jpg

[17:43:09] Mikoolo/rizon It does, h4.

[17:43:20] Mikoolo/rizon Look closely, h4.

[17:43:28] Mikoolo/rizon Sander is correct.

[17:43:42] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[17:44:09] Mikoolo/rizon Some other guy in a different channel posted a picture taken with a dsr camera with dead pixels in it.

[17:44:18] Mikoolo/rizon I tought it my my monitor so I moved the picture around.

[17:44:28] Mikoolo/rizon -my

[17:44:49] Mikoolo/rizon We can say that.

[17:45:45] Mikoolo/rizon I tried this https://lcdtech.info/en/tests/dead.pixel.htm

[17:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon right now

[17:45:52] Mikoolo/rizon To check if I had any.

[17:45:55] Mikoolo/rizon None found.

[17:47:29] Mikoolo/rizon Whats the weather for tomorrow?

[17:48:09] Mikoolo/rizon The one from Halo or the one caused by weather?

[17:48:22] Mikoolo/rizon Boring. :(

[17:51:09] Mikoolo/rizon The zombie parasite monsters there are called The Flood.

[17:51:23] Mikoolo/rizon Now your halo knowledge has been expanded.

[17:51:36] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0

[18:09:29] Mikoolo/rizon I think Okilly Dokilly made them run away, Sander.

[19:11:39] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester there?

[19:14:26] Mikoolo/rizon I quit years ago, Kowal.

[19:14:40] Mikoolo/rizon I now play choke the chiken, Kowal.

[19:15:26] Mikoolo/rizon A great cover https://youtu.be/ILgyfY-xeFk

[19:22:25] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech sing with me https://youtu.be/oo4JZFe5Dzs

[19:24:56] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[19:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car

[19:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar

[19:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon Irony was what befell me Great Grand Uncle Sam

[19:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon He choked upon the very last potato in the land

[19:26:10] Mikoolo/rizon Connor lived in Ulster town, he used to smuggle arms

[19:26:11] Mikoolo/rizon And dear old Father Flanagan who left the Lord's employ

[19:26:11] Mikoolo/rizon Until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms

[19:26:11] Mikoolo/rizon Drunk on sacramental wine beneath the altar boy (hey!)

[19:32:36] Mikoolo/rizon You shouldn't play with sand near your mum like that, ComputerTech.

[19:38:40] Mikoolo/rizon A sentient toaster has higher iq.

[19:39:24] Mikoolo/rizon Also, the sentient toaster has value coz it can do something.

[19:39:46] Mikoolo/rizon Am I being too mean, h4?

[19:40:52] Mikoolo/rizon The toaster has a purpose.

[19:41:02] Mikoolo/rizon We still have not found Clive_Rosfield's purpose.

[19:42:46] Mikoolo/rizon I have a purpose if you ask me. It's to be the best uncle ever to my nephew and neice.

[19:44:32] Mikoolo/rizon I don't buzz or sting people so I don't think I'm beeing a nice uncle.

[19:45:12] Mikoolo/rizon ok

[19:47:32] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/1gINXthO7Tk

[19:47:46] Mikoolo/rizon This appeared on my youtube recommendations. I think it detected my bee joke.

[19:48:06] Mikoolo/rizon Heard this song Chiester? https://youtu.be/i8o7EByVzeI

[19:49:28] Mikoolo/rizon It's quite unique. Half the song is in finnish the other half in japanese, Chiester.

[19:56:21] Mikoolo/rizon wof ComputerTech heres a blonde https://i.imgur.com/jMku6B9.jpg

[19:58:41] Mikoolo/rizon Go to work but look for a new job inbetween, Frogorg.

[20:06:22] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search kowal

[20:06:32] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 344

[20:06:40] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 43

[20:06:46] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 162

[20:07:19] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search urine

[20:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search piss

[20:07:34] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 705

[20:07:39] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[20:07:41] Mikoolo/rizon Yes he did.

[20:08:47] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 550

[20:09:08] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 216

[20:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a good thing to search in the quotes for h4. Thanks for the idea.

[20:09:51] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search feces

[20:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon .quote poop

[20:10:12] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search poop

[20:10:55] Mikoolo/rizon Another good tip.

[20:11:00] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search diarrhea

[20:11:08] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 20

[20:11:24] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 233

[20:11:36] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 240

[20:12:00] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 334

[20:12:17] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 695

[20:12:40] Mikoolo/rizon I can see now why you miss Sushi-chan if what ah soka claimed was true, h4.

[20:14:26] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like diarrhea Juest?

[20:14:33] Mikoolo/rizon Spiders?

[20:15:27] Mikoolo/rizon h4 do you have a vore fetish where you want to be eaten by a female?

[20:15:55] Mikoolo/rizon What do you think about preying mantises then?

[20:16:04] Mikoolo/rizon praying?

[20:16:37] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't all female spiders start munching on the male spider after being inpregnated? Unless the male spider manages to flee.

[20:17:46] Mikoolo/rizon Cheapskates.

[20:20:25] Mikoolo/rizon Here have this one h4 https://i.redd.it/jo5pj0sy3ru91.png

[20:21:31] Mikoolo/rizon To compete with ComputerTech?

[20:21:53] Mikoolo/rizon He saw what ComputerTech was learning and said "Hold my beer!" and found something less usefull.

[20:23:26] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech going to his parents bedroom in the middle of the night https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/This-artist-makes-funny-comics-that-will-make-your-day-better-5e1ed463f3309__880.jpg

[20:30:18] Mikoolo/rizon drwho you should find some place that uses some old programming language that they can't replace and learn it.

[20:31:28] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get paid well drwho.

[20:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine being the last one that knows the language at your workplace and you threaten to quit if you don't get a raise.

[20:32:45] Mikoolo/rizon And then they deny it and you go out the front door without looking back.

[20:33:28] Mikoolo/rizon Write "I keep the IT infrastructure alive" or whatever you do.

[20:34:20] Mikoolo/rizon Also add "I need a raise more than anyone else here coz I am alone keeping a sinking ship afloat with ducttape and witchcraft."

[20:35:00] Mikoolo/rizon But I don't think they might like the humor.

[20:35:08] Mikoolo/rizon So find some fancy way to write it in that makes sense.

[20:35:27] Mikoolo/rizon And also shines at the importance of you being there.

[20:35:47] Mikoolo/rizon And that it would be to their best interests to keep you happy with a nice raise.

[20:35:54] Mikoolo/rizon In a non threatening way.

[20:36:19] Mikoolo/rizon You absolutely do not want to write it in a threatening way if you ain't already looking for a new job.

[20:36:37] Mikoolo/rizon Coz it could backfire.

[20:37:54] Mikoolo/rizon Indians that would need to learn the programming languages, be on site and fix printer issues.

[20:38:10] Mikoolo/rizon 2usd / hour?

[20:38:21] Mikoolo/rizon Thats fair.

[20:38:33] Mikoolo/rizon No idea what you make tho.

[20:38:46] Mikoolo/rizon And ain't really interested.

[20:38:54] Mikoolo/rizon I'd just be jealous.

[20:39:15] Mikoolo/rizon Coz if I was making mad dough I'd buy that 1000 usd LEGO Titanic set.

[20:39:40] Mikoolo/rizon 700 usd*

[20:39:54] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/lego-titanic-10294 it's huge

[20:39:57] Mikoolo/rizon 9090 pieces.

[20:40:05] Mikoolo/rizon 135cm long.

[20:40:11] Mikoolo/rizon 54"

[20:40:19] Mikoolo/rizon 7" wide and 18" high

[20:41:20] Mikoolo/rizon I want it but I wouldn't pay for it unless I was making mad dough.

[20:44:17] Mikoolo/rizon He shot it?

[20:44:33] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[20:44:39] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[20:44:44] Mikoolo/rizon True.

[20:44:51] Mikoolo/rizon 3.8s is an eternity.

[20:46:17] Mikoolo/rizon You don't like the blonde I provided? :(

[20:46:43] Mikoolo/rizon Where I highlighted you.

[20:48:20] Mikoolo/rizon bbl repositioning my vertical position to a horizontal one

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