IRC Driven

[07:15:50] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth, did you know? french fries aren't cooked in france.

[07:16:13] Mikoolo/rizon they are cooked in greece!

[07:33:39] Mikoolo/rizon .yt my baby shot me down

[08:14:55] Mikoolo/rizon He's Belt Sander, Peorth.

[08:54:12] Mikoolo/rizon You should start presenting yourself in the style of James Bond, Sander.

[08:54:16] Mikoolo/rizon I am Sander, Belt Sander.

[08:55:52] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine getting a brand new belt sander, put like a rubber belt on it and lube all over it and use it on your wife, Sander.

[08:56:13] Mikoolo/rizon Apply new lube quite often.

[08:56:25] Mikoolo/rizon I can imagine it would fly off quite fast.

[09:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon craigslist

[09:05:50] Mikoolo/rizon Instagram

[09:06:20] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know.

[09:06:51] Mikoolo/rizon I know I wouldn't get much being one eyed and fat.

[09:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon Not american fat, just european fat.

[09:07:06] Mikoolo/rizon It's less fat than american fat.

[09:07:26] Mikoolo/rizon But it narrows down the target crowd.

[09:07:37] Mikoolo/rizon And gets less people paying me for my services.

[09:08:07] Mikoolo/rizon If you look good and well built and hung you could probably get quite a lot.

[09:08:44] Mikoolo/rizon You could aim for rich 50+ women pomf.

[09:08:52] Mikoolo/rizon Offer them your services as a boytoy.

[09:09:28] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[09:09:32] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[09:09:35] Mikoolo/rizon Cold outside.

[09:09:38] Mikoolo/rizon Well

[09:09:39] Mikoolo/rizon Not cold.

[09:09:43] Mikoolo/rizon Just summer jacket weather.

[09:10:43] Mikoolo/rizon bbl

[09:10:44] Mikoolo/rizon store

[09:42:46] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[09:44:05] Mikoolo/rizon And?

[09:44:19] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah we had those too.

[09:44:25] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[09:44:37] Mikoolo/rizon Ours are as tame as the swedish army songs.

[09:44:43] Mikoolo/rizon Like low fat milk.

[09:45:20] Mikoolo/rizon No idea about those.

[09:46:53] Mikoolo/rizon I like the fr*nch foreign legion army songs, irish666.

[09:47:29] Mikoolo/rizon Like this one irish666 https://youtu.be/7byo_BTgHXQ

[09:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon Farewell Old Europe.

[09:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon Farewell old country to the burning sky of Algeria.

[09:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon May the devil take you away.

[09:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon Farewell remember, our life will end.

[09:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon We need sun, we need space to restore our carcasses.

[09:48:41] Mikoolo/rizon We The Damned of the whole earth, we the wounded of all wars, we cannot forget a misfortune, a shame, a woman whom we worshipped.

[09:48:42] Mikoolo/rizon We that have warm blood in the veins, cockroaches in the head, in the heart of sorrows, to receive, to give gnons, crenom of name without fear en route for the Legion.

[09:49:23] Mikoolo/rizon Hi comrades, let us give the hug, we will, with the backpack, gun in hand, make the same path together.

[09:49:24] Mikoolo/rizon To us the desert, as to the sailor the sea we need sun, space, to restore our carcasses.

[09:49:24] Mikoolo/rizon There

[09:49:30] Mikoolo/rizon Nuff spam for a while now.

[09:49:34] Mikoolo/rizon The song in english, irish666.

[09:49:56] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know if it's the whole one.

[09:50:06] Mikoolo/rizon But you can see the lyrics are quite powerfull.

[09:50:36] Mikoolo/rizon Swedish ones are like "And it was Kaboom kaboom from the bohus batallion, that went out with rifle and cannon."

[09:51:13] Mikoolo/rizon What about this one?

[09:51:14] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/zgbLY8cRGCw

[09:53:22] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[09:53:39] Mikoolo/rizon Scottish and Irish whiskeys are expensive in the US.

[09:53:42] Mikoolo/rizon Compared to europe.

[09:54:32] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[09:54:43] Mikoolo/rizon Told mum to order a Red Breast 12yo for christmas.

[09:54:47] Mikoolo/rizon For me.

[09:55:33] Mikoolo/rizon Red breast 12yo is like Jameson driving a Rolce Royce abbreviated from what I've seen whisky experts say.

[09:55:58] Mikoolo/rizon No idea

[09:56:17] Mikoolo/rizon Liqour stores in the US are the wild west.

[09:56:21] Mikoolo/rizon pomf

[09:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon Open one right outside the borders to a dry county and you can almost put whatever price you want on the stuff irish666.

[09:57:12] Mikoolo/rizon I pay for youtube premium, pomf.

[09:58:19] Mikoolo/rizon I've had quite a lot of different whiskeys in a short time.

[09:59:13] Mikoolo/rizon Want a imo good american whisky irish666?

[09:59:18] Mikoolo/rizon Bulleit Frontier Whiskey.

[09:59:31] Mikoolo/rizon It's imo good.

[09:59:57] Mikoolo/rizon This one irish666 https://youtu.be/rDkSBpEPUyI

[10:00:17] Mikoolo/rizon Theres rye in it.

[10:00:20] Mikoolo/rizon But not a full rye.

[10:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon No idea.

[10:01:06] Mikoolo/rizon But it's not a expensive one.

[10:01:09] Mikoolo/rizon It's on the cheap side.

[10:01:14] Mikoolo/rizon Also 90proof iirc.

[10:01:40] Mikoolo/rizon But if you want to surprise him tell her to buy a bottle of Nikka Coffey Grain Whisky.

[10:01:42] Mikoolo/rizon It's a japanese one.

[10:01:56] Mikoolo/rizon Tastes like Bulleit Frontier Whisky but tastier and a bit sweeter.

[10:02:04] Mikoolo/rizon Also like 2 times the price here in sweden.

[10:02:34] Mikoolo/rizon Now if he likes smokey stuff then tell her "Any Arran if you find one." or Talisker.

[10:02:48] Mikoolo/rizon Talisker is always a safe choice.

[10:03:27] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck I can drink Talisker 10yo like lemonade same with Tamnavulin Cherry Cask and the Tamnavulin is cheap really cheap but really good even for whisky beginners.

[10:03:48] Mikoolo/rizon Arran

[10:04:34] Mikoolo/rizon I had Arran Heavily peated sherry casks the weekend before I got hit by the bus so to say.

[10:04:54] Mikoolo/rizon 50% abv and it was like drinking guinness in comparison to other whiskys I've had.

[10:05:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's really tasty and it's filling.

[10:05:29] Mikoolo/rizon Svarg ain't a swedish word.

[10:05:38] Mikoolo/rizon Just say the g as a j.

[10:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon ANd you're good.

[10:06:05] Mikoolo/rizon We say the k.

[10:06:16] Mikoolo/rizon Varg is wolf.

[10:06:53] Mikoolo/rizon Here irish666 https://sv.bab.la/uttal/svensk/kvarg

[10:07:15] Mikoolo/rizon Click on the speaker to hear it.

[10:08:14] Mikoolo/rizon Just click on the speaker in the link I provided, irish666.

[10:08:17] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how you say it.

[10:08:52] Mikoolo/rizon Then how the fuck am I going to help if someone that says it better than me can't help?

[10:09:14] Mikoolo/rizon .kb pomf your jew stuff got old

[10:10:36] Mikoolo/rizon Hard K and a soft g, irish666.

[10:10:42] Mikoolo/rizon Just like the female voice says it.

[10:11:04] Mikoolo/rizon "<pomf> you cant stop me from being antisemetic"

[10:11:09] Mikoolo/rizon So the ban stays with other words.

[10:13:30] Mikoolo/rizon Want to learn a hard swedish word, irish666?

[10:14:29] Mikoolo/rizon I'll tell you this. You can never pronounce the swedish word right by looking at how it's spelled. It doesn't even feature our "weird" letters like å ä or ö in it, irish666.

[10:14:48] Mikoolo/rizon Genre.

[10:14:51] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the word.

[10:15:20] Mikoolo/rizon It's pronounciation would make any french nationalist jealous.

[10:16:39] Mikoolo/rizon Guess how to pronounce the swedish word, genre, irish666.

[10:16:50] Mikoolo/rizon GUESS

[10:17:29] Mikoolo/rizon French might have mastered silent letters but we mastered invisible letters that are pronounced.

[10:17:46] Mikoolo/rizon Schjanger, thats how you say genre.

[10:18:07] Mikoolo/rizon https://sv.bab.la/uttal/svensk/genre

[10:18:11] Mikoolo/rizon Click on the speaker.

[10:19:08] Mikoolo/rizon Perfect.

[10:19:12] Mikoolo/rizon Learn finnish then :D

[10:20:07] Mikoolo/rizon You need to stuff a frog down your throat to speak danish.

[10:20:19] Mikoolo/rizon Dutch is like speaking german but with water in your mouth.

[10:20:46] Mikoolo/rizon You do have.

[10:20:53] Mikoolo/rizon We also have the rolling R sound.

[10:21:36] Mikoolo/rizon Don't worry.

[10:21:39] Mikoolo/rizon Most swedes can't.

[10:21:42] Mikoolo/rizon And I can't.

[10:22:12] Mikoolo/rizon here irish666 https://youtu.be/66fULfwb2X4

[10:22:31] Mikoolo/rizon Han är ute på en åker och åker.

[10:22:39] Mikoolo/rizon He's driving on a field.

[10:24:39] Mikoolo/rizon Far får får får?

[10:24:52] Mikoolo/rizon Nej får får inte får, får får lamm.

[10:25:01] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Far, får får får?

[10:25:15] Mikoolo/rizon Father, does sheep get sheep? *

[10:25:25] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm.

[10:25:34] Mikoolo/rizon sheep gets lambs *

[10:25:40] Mikoolo/rizon get*

[10:26:40] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[10:26:59] Mikoolo/rizon Theres more of Mastering Swedish.

[10:27:02] Mikoolo/rizon Quite a lot.

[10:28:08] Mikoolo/rizon But finnish is a modern language, irish666. It's gender neutral before gender neutral got popular.

[10:29:06] Mikoolo/rizon Is it?

[10:29:52] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://i.imgur.com/NGdwEK4.jpeg

[10:33:14] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en kuusi palaa

[10:33:23] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en kuusi palaa heti

[10:33:42] Mikoolo/rizon Kuusi palaa is a tricky word combination in finnish, irish666.

[10:33:54] Mikoolo/rizon It can be "The spruce is on fire."

[10:33:57] Mikoolo/rizon Or "The spruce returns."

[10:34:05] Mikoolo/rizon And more stuff.

[10:34:17] Mikoolo/rizon https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ca4d322b1bfb8971c39e6275705838a3-lq

[10:35:14] Mikoolo/rizon Here irish666 if you're bored https://youtu.be/K8OvpTGF4dM

[10:36:29] Mikoolo/rizon English is also quite tricky since it's not phonetically consistent, irish666.

[10:44:09] Mikoolo/rizon One of my favourite finnish words is lohikärme.

[10:44:14] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en lohikärme

[10:44:21] Mikoolo/rizon .t en fi dragon

[10:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en käärme

[10:45:22] Mikoolo/rizon .t en fi pig

[10:45:29] Mikoolo/rizon .t en fi land

[10:45:36] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en maansikka

[10:45:45] Mikoolo/rizon .t en fi strawberry

[10:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the one.

[10:46:06] Mikoolo/rizon Direct translations are fun.

[10:46:50] Mikoolo/rizon Strawberry in swedish, direct translation, would be Stråbär.

[10:47:20] Mikoolo/rizon Swedish word for strawberry is jordgubbe but if we translate that one directly to english it becomes Earthman.

[10:47:57] Mikoolo/rizon .t en sv billberry

[10:48:01] Mikoolo/rizon .t en sv bilberry

[10:48:07] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en blåbär

[10:52:35] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en blåhaj

[10:52:46] Mikoolo/rizon .t en sv great white shark

[10:54:13] Mikoolo/rizon Sander https://youtu.be/dOsKrKchTLY

[12:12:18] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[12:13:26] Mikoolo/rizon Hows your day been so far?

[12:13:52] Mikoolo/rizon Same.

[12:33:30] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg here have some severe hooliganism beware content might cause uncomfort in some people https://youtu.be/bFvqf8Z13PU

[12:37:55] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg, why do blind people not skydive?

[12:38:08] Mikoolo/rizon It scares the shit out of their dogs.

[12:42:50] Mikoolo/rizon It's the name for a desk thats no longer in production at ikea, wildting2.

[12:53:49] Mikoolo/rizon hi irish666

[12:56:13] Mikoolo/rizon Whats up irish666?

[12:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[12:57:09] Mikoolo/rizon Don't worry. You'll hit 185 a couple of times more until it stabilizes.

[12:57:52] Mikoolo/rizon You should celebrate each time it gets 185 or below with a nice burger, irish666.

[12:58:37] Mikoolo/rizon Heres the best diet plan ever https://youtu.be/1NjTWvl8x-U

[13:00:36] Mikoolo/rizon I don't recommend buying ar-18 parts from china, irish666.

[13:02:07] Mikoolo/rizon Why force?

[13:03:09] Mikoolo/rizon Just look at these tasty tasty soon to be lasagna, burgers, meatballs, steaks, irish666 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UJ4tsOaRb54?feature=share

[13:45:14] Mikoolo/rizon What building did they jump off from, irish666?

[13:45:17] Mikoolo/rizon Or bridge.

[13:45:43] Mikoolo/rizon Skin colour doesn't matter.

[13:47:39] Mikoolo/rizon Have spare clothes in a water/airproof bag.

[13:47:46] Mikoolo/rizon And a blanket.

[13:50:16] Mikoolo/rizon irish666

[13:50:40] Mikoolo/rizon Look for air drafts.

[13:51:10] Mikoolo/rizon No

[13:51:17] Mikoolo/rizon One candle is enough.

[13:51:38] Mikoolo/rizon Or a blanket, a really thin low weight blanket.

[13:51:49] Mikoolo/rizon See if it moves anywhere then theres a draft.

[13:52:57] Mikoolo/rizon I would make sure ground insulation is ok.

[13:55:02] Mikoolo/rizon I would collect spruce shoots during early summer to dry them for tea or eating or making tea from fresh spruce shoots, irish666.

[13:55:25] Mikoolo/rizon Did you try goodle, bluejay?

[13:55:30] Mikoolo/rizon google*

[13:57:02] Mikoolo/rizon I don't know much about linux, bluejay.

[13:57:06] Mikoolo/rizon But I know google.

[13:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon Have you tried rufus instead bluejay?

[14:00:10] Mikoolo/rizon Seems to me that it's not a strange issue just a strange need.

[14:42:56] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[14:43:10] Mikoolo/rizon He's comparing Bulmers vs Magners bottle by bottle.

[14:43:16] Mikoolo/rizon To determine if they taste different or not.

[14:43:26] Mikoolo/rizon He's on pair 4 right now.

[14:45:14] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad his accent is so heavy he's ashamed to voice chat with it.

[14:45:38] Mikoolo/rizon My accent is so non-understandable that irish666 was the only one to understand me.

[14:46:18] Mikoolo/rizon For some reason he kept shouting "STOP THAT FAKE IRISH ACCENT OR I'LL SEND THE ENTIRE CREW OF FATHER TED TO YOUR PLACE!"

[14:47:16] Mikoolo/rizon I did manage to convey him a northern swedish inbreathing sound. The northern swedish yes.

[14:47:37] Mikoolo/rizon .yt the strange inbreathing yes of northern sweden

[14:47:56] Mikoolo/rizon Want to voice chat on discord with me?

[14:52:22] Mikoolo/rizon Wrong one

[14:52:25] Mikoolo/rizon There

[14:56:28] Mikoolo/rizon Not this one. It's the sequel, Sander.

[14:57:31] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a baby.

[14:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't hating it so far tho.

[14:58:09] Mikoolo/rizon But his nephew should just be dragged by 4 horses heading into 4 different ways.

[15:22:02] Mikoolo/rizon Get off the washing machine.

[15:25:24] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[15:25:37] Mikoolo/rizon zof I don't think those two mix well.

[15:25:48] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences.

[15:26:13] Mikoolo/rizon Bring your daughter to work M-W, \g.,

[15:26:45] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[15:27:03] Mikoolo/rizon Unionise \g.

[15:27:52] Mikoolo/rizon Would be cheaper if people WFH.

[15:28:04] Mikoolo/rizon No need to have huge expensive locale for the company.

[15:28:47] Mikoolo/rizon And you also have to spend multiple hours with HR because of you telling your co-workers to stop disturbing you.

[15:29:58] Mikoolo/rizon I have to say this.

[15:30:08] Mikoolo/rizon Seeing the first 3 eps of Frasier 2023.

[15:30:19] Mikoolo/rizon That 90's show was a much better revival.

[15:31:02] Mikoolo/rizon The nephew in Frasier 2023 should be drawn and quartered asap.

[15:31:22] Mikoolo/rizon The show doesn't need a comic relief like that.

[15:31:36] Mikoolo/rizon When Frasier's british colleague works as one too.

[15:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon The nephew is annoying, \g.

[15:36:33] Mikoolo/rizon I don't hate the show.

[15:36:38] Mikoolo/rizon But the nephew just needs to be removed.

[15:36:48] Mikoolo/rizon All the bad parts of Niles but none of the good.

[15:37:21] Mikoolo/rizon Take Niles and remove all the wit and multiply the goofyness and you got his nephew.

[15:38:37] Mikoolo/rizon That 90's show is good. All around loads of new characters and good performance from both them and the old characters.

[15:38:52] Mikoolo/rizon While Frasier is the only old one in the revival.

[15:39:25] Mikoolo/rizon Sure the show is about him but that fucking nephew should just be deleted or re-written asap.

[15:40:08] Mikoolo/rizon 20s

[15:40:12] Mikoolo/rizon Acts like 10.

[15:40:42] Mikoolo/rizon As if Daphne would have let him grow up to be like that.

[15:41:05] Mikoolo/rizon She would have forced him to play rugby or something to man up.

[15:41:59] Mikoolo/rizon Niles

[15:42:13] Mikoolo/rizon He ain't.

[15:42:20] Mikoolo/rizon But Daphne is british.

[15:43:41] Mikoolo/rizon He's not even a snob like Niles or Frasier. Just a complete moron.

[15:43:47] Mikoolo/rizon Freddy is good tho.

[15:43:50] Mikoolo/rizon Frasiers son.

[15:43:56] Mikoolo/rizon He takes after his grandpa.

[15:45:18] Mikoolo/rizon The old one was great.

[15:45:23] Mikoolo/rizon The nephew is annoying af.

[15:45:26] Mikoolo/rizon In the new one.

[15:47:06] Mikoolo/rizon Right now I can't get mad at you for that, Fensta.

[15:47:49] Mikoolo/rizon That 90s Show sequel has a good premise, nostalgia for people that grew up in the 90's.

[15:48:19] Mikoolo/rizon Kitty is still as awesome as ever.

[16:25:55] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:26:02] Mikoolo/rizon .w Dungannon, US

[16:26:11] Mikoolo/rizon .w Dungannon us

[16:26:35] Mikoolo/rizon .w lulea, us

[16:26:38] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[16:27:07] Mikoolo/rizon .w Fish

[16:27:26] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech I found a place you and I should move to.

[16:27:30] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satan's Kindgom

[16:27:34] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satan's Kingdom

[16:27:37] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satans Kingdom

[16:27:56] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satans Kingdom, vt

[16:28:08] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satans Kingdom, ma

[16:28:10] Mikoolo/rizon ok ok

[16:28:20] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satans_Kingdom,_Massachusetts

[16:28:58] Mikoolo/rizon It's annoying that openweathermap is fucking inconsistent with search results.

[16:29:07] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[16:29:32] Mikoolo/rizon [20:20] <&@Mikoolo> .w Satans Kingdom

[16:29:32] Mikoolo/rizon [20:20] <+Internets> :: Satans Kingdom, USA :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 13.67C / 56.606F :: Pressure 1014mb :: Humidity 79% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4937280 ::

[16:29:43] Mikoolo/rizon It worked 2 days ago.

[16:30:58] Mikoolo/rizon .w Kill Devil Hills

[16:31:04] Mikoolo/rizon That one works tho.

[16:31:08] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a nice place ComputerTech.

[16:33:53] Mikoolo/rizon What do you think the weather is at x-nnaise ComputerTech?

[16:34:02] Mikoolo/rizon .w mayo

[16:34:08] Mikoolo/rizon .w mayo, uk

[16:34:14] Mikoolo/rizon .w mayo, ir

[16:34:15] Mikoolo/rizon kk

[16:34:24] Mikoolo/rizon No love for mayo, ireland.

[16:34:27] Mikoolo/rizon wait it's ie

[16:34:33] Mikoolo/rizon .t mayo, ie

[16:34:38] Mikoolo/rizon .w mayo, ie

[16:34:39] Mikoolo/rizon kk

[16:34:39] Mikoolo/rizon fu

[16:52:02] Mikoolo/rizon Whats that green stuff irish666? Spinach?

[16:59:13] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[17:06:29] Mikoolo/rizon Poor duck carcass.

[18:00:13] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech bullied another one out from #Computertech

[18:02:12] Mikoolo/rizon Passive aggressively ignoring him, h4.

[18:19:55] Mikoolo/rizon Hello.

[18:23:13] Mikoolo/rizon No

[18:23:43] Mikoolo/rizon Can't afford having fun yet.

[18:23:53] Mikoolo/rizon What about you?

[18:23:58] Mikoolo/rizon Did you do anything fun today?

[18:24:14] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't done that yet.

[18:24:55] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences.

[18:33:36] Mikoolo/rizon .kb \ !bang

[18:33:43] Mikoolo/rizon .kb \g !bang

[18:34:30] Mikoolo/rizon A hail of shotgun pellets, Peorth.

[18:35:04] Mikoolo/rizon We call it hagel in sweden. I suspect they call it something similar in the netherlands.

[18:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en hagel

[18:35:15] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv nl hagel

[18:43:19] Mikoolo/rizon Leprosy, \g.

[18:43:21] Mikoolo/rizon Not rabies.

[18:43:36] Mikoolo/rizon Irish druids created leprosy as a way to turn all their enemies into leprechauns.

[18:43:44] Mikoolo/rizon But they failed.

[18:43:57] Mikoolo/rizon It escaped the confines of the druidic laboratories.

[18:44:01] Mikoolo/rizon Before it was completed.

[18:44:51] Mikoolo/rizon I'll send you a can of the finest swedish fermented fish as a gift \g.

[18:45:48] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech you being a peskytarian. Would you open and taste a can of the finest swedish fermented fish if I got you one?

[18:46:33] Mikoolo/rizon I would give you 100quid if you opened it in the house, ComputerTech.

[18:47:50] Mikoolo/rizon I would deliver it in person, ComputerTech.

[18:48:02] Mikoolo/rizon They are banned onboard airplanes.

[18:49:14] Mikoolo/rizon Also ComputerTech. I wouldn't stick it in your butt unless you gave me consent. I solemnly swear on Swedish Meatballs.

[18:50:04] Mikoolo/rizon I heard he's Gary Glitter.

[18:50:26] Mikoolo/rizon Yes \g.

[18:51:17] Mikoolo/rizon Nah, ComputerTech is Gary Glitter, Kowal.

[18:52:49] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 ComputerTech has no idea who Gary Glitter is.

[18:54:36] Mikoolo/rizon Him taking this long to reply indicates he's googling.

[18:54:45] Mikoolo/rizon So.

[18:54:52] Mikoolo/rizon Inb4 a excuse from ComputerTech why it took so long.

[18:55:39] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 netsplit

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