IRC Driven

[04:31:46] h4/rizon good for you

[04:32:50] h4/rizon enjoy it

[13:32:11] h4/rizon oh wow ComputerTech

[13:32:16] h4/rizon all the starts have aligned!

[13:32:20] h4/rizon it's friday, you can get wasted

[13:32:21] h4/rizon congratulations!

[13:32:26] h4/rizon *stars

[13:35:21] h4/rizon bold assumption you make there Mikoolo

[13:35:35] h4/rizon as if their alcohol consum was in any way related to the sense of taste

[13:35:38] h4/rizon it's about the effect

[13:35:46] h4/rizon they can't taste it anyways

[13:36:04] h4/rizon there is a reason alcoholics end up with the cheapest beer available

[13:36:08] h4/rizon the taste does not matter

[13:36:42] h4/rizon he's an alcoholic with a rich mommy :D

[13:36:51] h4/rizon foxy please quote it

[13:36:56] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[13:37:12] h4/rizon double-tip!

[13:37:17] h4/rizon :O

[13:37:19] h4/rizon triple-tip

[13:37:31] h4/rizon i shall just assume you guys forgot your hats

[13:37:53] h4/rizon counts as hat

[13:38:00] h4/rizon wow foxy

[13:38:05] h4/rizon he will hear from me about this

[13:38:16] h4/rizon :D

[13:38:23] h4/rizon invalid datetime format

[13:38:36] h4/rizon with 40?

[13:39:06] h4/rizon but would certainly attract looks

[13:39:23] h4/rizon just be super polite about it

[13:39:28] h4/rizon that makes it even worse

[13:39:37] h4/rizon because they want to rip you a new one for the hat

[13:39:39] h4/rizon but you are too nice

[13:40:02] h4/rizon but they will feel bad about it

[13:40:06] h4/rizon if you are super polite and nice

[13:40:16] h4/rizon Frogorg how does one apply for jobs in 2023?

[13:40:28] h4/rizon networking via xing, linkedin and what other garbage social media crap ther eis?

[13:40:30] h4/rizon *there is

[13:40:45] h4/rizon or simply putting out your resume

[13:41:15] h4/rizon i can only advise against that Mikoolo

[13:41:39] h4/rizon Frogorg but the whole point of this linkedin piece of crap is for qualified people to get headhunted

[13:41:49] h4/rizon what other reason would there be to ever sign up for that crap?

[13:42:42] h4/rizon when i finished my bachelor's degree they told me i was now able to be part of an elite group on xing (which is something like a localized linkedin garbage kinda thing)

[13:42:50] h4/rizon and i told them i wouldn't use that ever

[13:43:16] h4/rizon i really don't appreciate these services where people jerk off about their shitty careers

[13:43:43] h4/rizon it is tough to find a job without having good connections

[13:43:59] h4/rizon companies invite you and you got all of a couple hours to make them want you

[13:44:13] h4/rizon the whole concept is garbage, they should put on a show for me instead

[13:44:34] h4/rizon their requirements are mostly over the top and more of a wishlist thuogh

[13:44:50] h4/rizon so many times i prepared for an interview by reading into things they had as a requirement

[13:44:57] h4/rizon just to find out they don't care about that specific one at all

[13:45:01] h4/rizon they just added it

[13:45:05] h4/rizon to find better candidates

[13:45:59] h4/rizon that's totally what people in shows and movies can do, right?

[13:46:03] h4/rizon be proficient in five languages at once

[13:46:32] h4/rizon and totally achievable

[13:47:00] h4/rizon ewww

[13:47:10] h4/rizon du nimmst Dinge in den Mund Sander

[13:47:13] h4/rizon die würde ich mit der Hand nicht anfasen

[13:47:15] h4/rizon *anfassen

[13:48:11] h4/rizon just clone existing software in a language of your choice

[13:48:17] h4/rizon put it on a self-hosted git server

[13:48:25] h4/rizon send them a link to your git server along with your application

[13:48:40] h4/rizon Frogorg and git push

[13:48:41] h4/rizon :D

[13:48:54] h4/rizon Sander but Frogorg does not speak german

[13:48:59] h4/rizon at least not that good

[13:49:14] h4/rizon yes Frogorg

[13:49:19] h4/rizon he is not german

[13:49:23] h4/rizon he has no hate towards poland

[13:50:06] h4/rizon oh you mean that

[13:50:42] h4/rizon Mikoolo i had no energy for homemade projects when i was a software developer

[13:50:57] h4/rizon still

[13:51:04] h4/rizon if you work with that stuff all day

[13:51:08] h4/rizon you don't do it to unwind

[13:51:26] h4/rizon Frogorg same

[13:52:26] h4/rizon agile DevOps teams

[13:52:32] h4/rizon there is that word again

[13:52:34] h4/rizon agile

[13:53:41] h4/rizon Experience in agile environment, experience with DevOps, SCRUM and LEAN

[13:53:44] h4/rizon and again

[13:54:59] h4/rizon 151.2 hours holiday per year including 1 Diversity Day per year

[13:55:06] h4/rizon why holiday by hours?

[13:55:14] h4/rizon .cc 151.2/36

[13:55:22] h4/rizon 4.2 weeks is not a lot

[13:55:52] h4/rizon Mikoolo i would prefer that to LEAN

[13:55:59] h4/rizon read that too

[13:56:03] h4/rizon is that common in nl?

[13:56:26] h4/rizon hey look Frogorg

[13:56:26] h4/rizon Dino Dzankovic, Recruiter via dino.dzankovic@rabobank.nl

[13:56:29] h4/rizon dude sounds polish himself :D

[13:57:15] h4/rizon oh right

[13:57:20] h4/rizon that's more slovenia

[13:57:30] h4/rizon sorry for my cultural ignorance

[13:57:36] h4/rizon we only invaded these places :|

[13:57:54] h4/rizon switzerland

[13:58:02] h4/rizon can i say italy?

[13:58:08] h4/rizon we were there after all

[13:58:09] h4/rizon in numbers

[13:58:29] h4/rizon in the end they really didn'T want us there anymore :D

[13:58:49] h4/rizon i also think they capitulated before us and were more or less just annexed

[13:59:01] h4/rizon germans

[13:59:03] h4/rizon me too Mikoolo

[13:59:27] h4/rizon no

[13:59:31] h4/rizon you got that all wrong

[13:59:39] h4/rizon austria was never meant to be its own state

[13:59:44] h4/rizon they were always meant to be germans

[13:59:54] h4/rizon ^

[13:59:57] h4/rizon with funny talking germans

[14:00:04] h4/rizon !bang

[14:00:06] h4/rizon mostly

[14:00:11] h4/rizon a german can understand them

[14:01:04] h4/rizon Ahsoka it is not wise to speak without having any knowledge about the topic at han

[14:01:05] h4/rizon d

[14:04:18] h4/rizon Ahsoka are you sure you want to discuss hearsay?

[14:04:51] h4/rizon obviously you have heard wrong

[14:06:01] h4/rizon lol Sander

[14:06:34] h4/rizon haha

[14:07:21] h4/rizon the brit with the umbrella

[14:08:11] h4/rizon i always suspected Ahsoka got all her knowledge from comedy and youtube crap

[14:09:30] h4/rizon .yt How to pronounce ch in german

[14:10:13] h4/rizon not the one i wanted

[14:10:15] h4/rizon but fuck it

[14:15:24] h4/rizon who could he possibly mean?

[14:23:18] h4/rizon gay

[14:27:41] h4/rizon .yt honest trailers ahsoka

[14:35:02] h4/rizon Mikoolo don't have to tell me lol

[14:35:17] h4/rizon it is well known that i detest americans and their weird imperial system

[14:35:40] h4/rizon deadly: s/ras/razzer/

[14:36:05] h4/rizon that will ruin it

[14:36:08] h4/rizon he started with a b

[14:36:59] h4/rizon tip your cap

[14:38:08] h4/rizon !bang

[14:38:11] h4/rizon !reload

[14:38:11] h4/rizon !bang

[14:38:12] h4/rizon !bang

[14:38:14] h4/rizon !reload

[14:38:15] h4/rizon !bang

[14:52:54] h4/rizon clickbait

[14:53:05] h4/rizon they expect me to watch 29 minutes to know what the discovery is?

[14:53:06] h4/rizon NEVER!

[14:53:42] h4/rizon that sounds interesting though

[14:57:32] h4/rizon than they got fucking people.

[14:57:37] h4/rizon so a lot of them are virgins?

[14:58:35] h4/rizon ASIAN MURDER HORNETS

[14:58:49] h4/rizon like these little psychos fly around looking to kill

[14:59:04] h4/rizon youtube is such a shithole

[15:02:52] h4/rizon <&Mikoolo> They pile up on the hornet and start generating heat.

[15:02:55] h4/rizon i read that

[15:03:01] h4/rizon in Spektrum der Wissenschaft

[15:03:11] h4/rizon and i think someone even shared a video here

[15:03:19] h4/rizon probably you

[15:06:10] h4/rizon maybe i did after reading about it then

[15:09:01] h4/rizon !bang

[15:20:33] h4/rizon given them to some koreans

[15:20:38] h4/rizon they can make a nice meal out of them

[16:02:27] h4/rizon was?

[16:02:28] h4/rizon WAS?

[16:02:33] h4/rizon WELCHEN JETZT?

[16:04:05] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk digga

[16:04:12] h4/rizon fand da jetzt nicht viel geiles dran :D

[16:10:16] h4/rizon ja das bei Rezepturen fiel mir auch auf

[16:10:28] h4/rizon ja fick die Säcke

[16:32:29] h4/rizon what's \gays problem again?

[16:32:38] h4/rizon why kick deadly over and over?

[16:32:52] h4/rizon again?

[16:33:25] h4/rizon thought small pp

[16:33:40] h4/rizon maybe some of his coins lost worth?

[16:34:52] h4/rizon speak for yourself american

[16:36:26] h4/rizon somebody makes that joke every other day

[16:36:54] h4/rizon disgusting

[16:36:57] h4/rizon we should purge them all

[16:37:24] h4/rizon da juckt ihm gleich das Höschen :D

[16:38:00] h4/rizon lets not forget something about fucking sheep

[16:38:16] h4/rizon can we count the alcoholic thing?

[16:38:20] h4/rizon i mean that's not a joke to me

[16:38:24] h4/rizon it just happens every day :D

[16:38:45] h4/rizon btw are you aware that he has broken his own promise of not drinking during the week?

[16:39:59] h4/rizon translation fails

[16:40:04] h4/rizon $tr da juckt ihm gleich das Höschen

[16:40:12] h4/rizon somewhat better

[16:56:01] h4/rizon well said

[17:41:51] h4/rizon :O

[18:18:06] h4/rizon oh god

[20:10:28] h4/rizon I'm going to make a controversial statement.

[20:10:33] h4/rizon Zack == moron

[20:14:38] h4/rizon <%Clive_Rosfield> Nah, I'm just fucking with him.

[20:14:42] h4/rizon my my, aren't you successful :D

[20:26:28] h4/rizon oh shit

[20:26:28] h4/rizon :D

[20:49:37] h4/rizon Mikoolo have you played it?

[20:49:43] h4/rizon hands down one of the best games

[20:49:45] h4/rizon yes

[20:49:49] h4/rizon n8 deadly

[20:58:56] h4/rizon oh witcher 3 was awesome as well

[20:58:59] h4/rizon played it several times

[20:59:06] h4/rizon i recommend the novels

[20:59:24] h4/rizon shows that devs of the game actually gave a fuck about the witcher saga

[20:59:27] h4/rizon unlike that netflix crap

[21:06:49] h4/rizon wild hunt?

[21:07:16] h4/rizon .yt witcher 3 drink up theres more

[21:07:19] h4/rizon enjoy

[21:07:23] h4/rizon think of gwent :D

[21:25:48] h4/rizon the one before netflix?

[21:25:50] h4/rizon fuck no

[21:26:01] h4/rizon wasn't it polsih?

[21:26:03] h4/rizon *polish

[21:26:20] h4/rizon Frogorg i was made aware of a black metal song

[21:26:33] h4/rizon that is polish, kinda sounds good but the band is most definetely neonazi

[21:26:45] h4/rizon and now i'm curious what they are actually singing about

[21:27:01] h4/rizon yes

[21:27:06] h4/rizon although i could ask the internet i guess

[21:27:12] h4/rizon .yt honor antichrist's hammer

[21:28:07] h4/rizon the only other noteworthy black metal bands i can dig up are scandinavians

[21:28:11] h4/rizon and i can't understand those either

[21:28:40] h4/rizon i closed the tab, i could not make out any words :D

[21:28:51] h4/rizon Frogorg no need to at all dude :P

[21:28:59] h4/rizon i will probably listen another 5-10x to it

[21:29:02] h4/rizon and will forget about it :D

[21:29:14] h4/rizon lemme check em out

[21:29:32] h4/rizon these polish neonazis are well understandable, only not the language

[21:29:45] h4/rizon but most black metal bands i can't even tell if they are using words

[21:29:50] h4/rizon or just trying to eat the mic

[21:30:15] h4/rizon i can guess given who that band associated with

[21:30:25] h4/rizon and given that it's the most popular black metal neonazi band in poland :|

[21:30:43] h4/rizon oh lol

[21:30:49] h4/rizon i guess that tells me enough about them

[21:30:53] h4/rizon Mikoolo that is horrible

[21:31:02] h4/rizon absolutely disgustingly horrible

[21:31:06] h4/rizon the vid is funny

[21:31:10] h4/rizon the music is pain

[21:31:22] h4/rizon assume it is :P

[21:31:25] h4/rizon thx

[21:40:56] h4/rizon <&Mikoolo> These then h4 https://youtu.be/krdi3JfQDCg

[21:41:00] h4/rizon that's better

[21:41:33] h4/rizon haha

[21:41:34] h4/rizon what?

[21:41:40] h4/rizon Zack noticed he got banned?

[21:43:11] h4/rizon that was one in a hundred Mikoolo

[21:43:18] h4/rizon a link of yours that i actually enjoyed

[21:43:22] h4/rizon that led me to more music i like :D

[21:43:37] h4/rizon which one?

[21:44:00] h4/rizon Nachts steht Hunger starr in unser'm Traum?

[21:44:07] h4/rizon that was 1 out of 100 too :D

[21:44:33] h4/rizon i don't recall

[21:46:12] h4/rizon that's nice too

[21:49:42] h4/rizon goddamn it

[21:49:49] h4/rizon it's almost 0 ?

[21:49:58] h4/rizon that zato guy with his dj battle

[21:49:59] h4/rizon >.<

[21:50:04] h4/rizon !bang

[21:50:12] h4/rizon !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[21:50:16] h4/rizon hate that dude now

[21:50:18] h4/rizon !shop 15 TheFatherMind

[21:50:19] h4/rizon !shop 14 TheFatherMind

[21:50:37] h4/rizon hey esjay o/

[21:50:46] h4/rizon Mikoolo can't go to bed yet

[21:50:50] h4/rizon wanted to play cyberpunk

[21:50:52] h4/rizon six hours ago :D

[21:51:29] h4/rizon nite then o/

[21:54:13] h4/rizon ^

[22:14:20] h4/rizon well well well

[22:14:49] h4/rizon should never raise your hands around me

[22:14:58] h4/rizon never drop your defense!

[22:15:21] h4/rizon that does not make any sense

[22:15:36] h4/rizon i just gave you 10 seconds of processing time

[22:15:39] h4/rizon and it does not make sense

[22:16:03] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis nobody should encode videos in asf these days

[22:16:54] h4/rizon no

[22:16:59] h4/rizon asf is clearly a format

[22:17:12] h4/rizon $w asf video

[22:17:16] h4/rizon there!

[22:17:19] h4/rizon oh god

[22:17:22] h4/rizon Microsoft

[22:17:26] h4/rizon proprietary

[22:17:27] h4/rizon burn it with fire

[22:17:41] h4/rizon you are confusing them to asf

[22:17:51] h4/rizon ComputerTech i'm all ears

[22:17:56] h4/rizon give me a reason to use asf

[22:18:06] h4/rizon hold on

[22:18:09] h4/rizon i most likely can't

[22:18:16] h4/rizon maybe if i find some ancient windows xp

[22:18:27] h4/rizon what's wrong with .webm?

[22:18:31] h4/rizon or even better

[22:18:32] h4/rizon .mkv

[22:20:00] h4/rizon well it can

[22:20:02] h4/rizon what about handbrake?

[22:20:03] h4/rizon !bang

[22:20:12] h4/rizon !reload

[22:20:23] h4/rizon i could throw water on you

[22:20:29] h4/rizon if you want me to

[22:20:32] h4/rizon but only then!

[22:20:39] h4/rizon you can throw water on yourself?

[22:20:54] h4/rizon !shop 16 h4

[22:21:00] h4/rizon that motherfucker!!

[22:21:15] h4/rizon water is wet

[22:21:35] h4/rizon !bang

[22:21:38] h4/rizon lucky you

[22:21:52] h4/rizon ComputerTech rub me off

[22:21:54] h4/rizon i mean dry

[22:21:55] h4/rizon :D

[22:22:11] h4/rizon you used to be an adventurer like ComputerTech

[22:22:15] h4/rizon but then you took a slug to the knee

[22:22:47] h4/rizon no

[22:22:52] h4/rizon i want to be dried

[22:23:03] h4/rizon not patted like the other godless creatures here

[22:23:16] h4/rizon Ahsoka what are you trying to do here?

[22:23:20] h4/rizon why is your hand down there?

[22:23:36] h4/rizon are you blushing??

[22:23:54] h4/rizon he is blushing?

[22:24:01] h4/rizon oh no

[22:24:07] h4/rizon i never had to do that

[22:24:13] h4/rizon i was never useful for army service

[22:24:23] h4/rizon i went in and told them how shitty my eyes are

[22:24:27] h4/rizon before they could even touch my balls

[22:25:01] h4/rizon glad i'm not american

[22:25:09] h4/rizon i'd still have been good enough to die in afghanista

[22:25:11] h4/rizon or irq

[22:25:14] h4/rizon *iraq

[22:25:24] h4/rizon while...delivering...freedom...and democracy

[22:25:28] h4/rizon yeah that's it

[22:25:32] h4/rizon freedom and democracy

[22:25:48] h4/rizon engineers these days, huh?

[22:25:54] h4/rizon cramming all of freedom and democracy into a bomb

[22:25:58] h4/rizon that can be dropped on children

[22:25:59] h4/rizon amazing

[22:26:13] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis before the ukraine war started

[22:26:20] h4/rizon i joked with a friend that now would be the perfect time

[22:26:28] h4/rizon to buy shares with all those german weapons manufacturers

[22:26:42] h4/rizon but we ultimately decided that financial gain is not worth the loss of moral

[22:27:04] h4/rizon i don't know

[22:27:10] h4/rizon sure we'd have made money

[22:27:26] h4/rizon shortly after the german state granted a 100 billion € package for our army

[22:27:42] h4/rizon but i really don't want to enable these filthy people

[22:27:55] h4/rizon every euro given to them would be wrong

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive