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[07:31:13] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't unban you.

[07:31:17] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know who did.

[07:32:38] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[07:32:44] Mikoolo/rizon Ban evading it is.

[07:33:49] Mikoolo/rizon <pomf> you cant stop me from being antisemetic <- in pm after I banned him the first time, Peorth.

[07:34:24] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[07:38:26] Mikoolo/rizon People should hate everyone equally. I even hate my own swedes. Even fake ones like sweatyballsack.

[07:38:53] Mikoolo/rizon aka swedishmeatball

[07:40:37] Mikoolo/rizon I have a solution for that fifel.

[07:40:43] Mikoolo/rizon I am a pessimistic optimist.

[07:40:50] Mikoolo/rizon I expect the worst from people I meet.

[07:41:00] Mikoolo/rizon This way I ain't disappointed if I am proved wrong.

[07:41:53] Mikoolo/rizon Sometimes I get angry if I am proved right to. So you're kinda right, fifel.

[07:42:46] Mikoolo/rizon Like this summer. Some guy from southern sweden got angry coz he had to walk in a swamp area. He convinced the 60 year old somalian that the supervisor was going to pick up me and a colleague so they left us stranded on the motorway.

[07:43:19] Mikoolo/rizon If he hadn't done that he wouldn't have been fired and been able to see me walk in a swamp area.

[07:43:49] Mikoolo/rizon And heard me scream aswell.

[07:46:41] Mikoolo/rizon The somalian guy is cool tho.

[07:46:48] Mikoolo/rizon I don't blame him for it.

[07:49:17] Mikoolo/rizon Worked with the somalian for months before the southern swedish guy appeared. So I knew how he is. A bit guillible due to not being good at swedish and often accepting things at face value when it came to the job if someone acted like they knew their shit.

[07:52:37] Mikoolo/rizon Remember one day when I told him to sit in the shade and threw one of my water bottles to him. He was exhausted. He wanted to continue to work and didn't listen to me.

[07:52:44] Mikoolo/rizon Sunny as fuck and warm that day.

[07:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon But we didn't have much left to cut down either but quite the walk back to the car.

[07:55:55] Mikoolo/rizon In the line of work I've been in for 3 years team spirit is important since we're isolated from help if shit happens so gotta try to be friendly and helpful with each other. When shit hits the fan you want help asap and not be unfriendly with your co-workers so they might think "Meh Mikoolo that asshole, he can wait 5 minutes longer being under that spruce."

[07:58:09] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[07:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon Two years ago at a different job a colleague was sick when we started working there. When he came back I showed him piles of toiletpaper on the ground. Pointed on my eyes and then on the ground and said "Watch where you walk." that guy was a 50ish year old syrian.

[07:59:29] Mikoolo/rizon East european truckers used that place as a toilet when they sleept in their trucks overnight.

[08:00:28] Mikoolo/rizon We found all kinds of shit there. Sometimes even litteral shit.

[08:00:50] Mikoolo/rizon One quite nice looking sleeping area with a worn out sleeping back and cooking utensils.

[08:01:26] Mikoolo/rizon This area was also right in the middle of a shopping/industrial district in town.

[08:01:51] Mikoolo/rizon We found tents, bicycles, one gaming monitor.

[08:01:54] Mikoolo/rizon Car seats.

[08:02:17] Mikoolo/rizon It was used as a dump by people.

[08:04:14] Mikoolo/rizon Whats funny is that immigrants tend to like me. I try to speak slowly and short sentences so they don't get loads and loads of information at once to decipher. I use simple swedish unless I notice that they are good at swedish.

[08:05:56] Mikoolo/rizon Could also be part due to my grandma being a finnish evacuation child from WW2 and she never learned more swedish than "Jag kan inte prata svenska." "I can't speak swedish." and she lived in sweden for over 60 years.

[08:13:50] Mikoolo/rizon I hate I can't talk simple.

[08:20:45] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a nice rule of thumb. Pretty much all 4 letter words where I is the second letter and E is the 4th the I turns into AJ and the E is silent.

[08:20:49] Mikoolo/rizon In english.

[08:21:07] Mikoolo/rizon Rice? No, Rajs!

[08:21:32] Mikoolo/rizon Or AI instead for AJ.

[08:22:31] Mikoolo/rizon Sometimes it also works for 5 letter words like slime.

[08:24:42] Mikoolo/rizon Where were you from now, fifel?

[08:26:17] Mikoolo/rizon Nice. The country where you have to wear helmets incase of dropbears and swooping magpies.

[08:26:21] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[08:29:59] Mikoolo/rizon What time of year does australia have the most pleasant overall temperature fifel?

[08:30:26] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[08:31:13] Mikoolo/rizon Never visit northern sweden in may.

[08:31:48] Mikoolo/rizon Mid june to mid august is best to visit northern sweden if you want summer and sunshine.

[08:32:11] Mikoolo/rizon January to march if you want winter. February is the coldest month.

[08:32:26] Mikoolo/rizon Up here?

[08:32:32] Mikoolo/rizon Oh no.

[08:33:05] Mikoolo/rizon We get like 30c to 35c when in the sunlight.

[08:33:47] Mikoolo/rizon We can go as low as -42c on super rare occasions.

[08:34:00] Mikoolo/rizon Unless you head further north than I am.

[08:34:02] Mikoolo/rizon During winter.

[08:34:13] Mikoolo/rizon Then -42c are more common but still rare.

[08:34:30] Mikoolo/rizon But overall I'd say we range from -30c to 30c.

[08:35:50] Mikoolo/rizon I kinda want to visit australia once in my life. Look at Ayers rock.

[08:36:46] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[08:37:22] Mikoolo/rizon I'd probably be in sydney for like a day or two. I like seeing country side too.

[08:37:35] Mikoolo/rizon It's kinda. If you've been to one big city you've been to all of them.

[08:38:12] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[08:38:35] Mikoolo/rizon I used to watch The Flying Doctors when I was younger.

[08:39:18] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah I sorta understood that from the tv show.

[08:39:29] Mikoolo/rizon And everyone drinks beer at the local pub.

[08:40:29] Mikoolo/rizon What does a beer at a bar cost in your area?

[08:40:56] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 98 sek to aud

[08:41:11] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the price of a beer at a pub/bar here.

[08:41:31] Mikoolo/rizon Prices may vary depending on the brand.

[08:41:37] Mikoolo/rizon But thats the average price.

[08:42:07] Mikoolo/rizon It's 10 times cheaper to buy beer from the state owned liqour stores.

[08:42:30] Mikoolo/rizon Cheaper than here for sure.

[08:44:01] Mikoolo/rizon Thats quite expensive.

[08:45:09] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 52sek to aud

[08:45:20] Mikoolo/rizon Thats for 2litres of 5.2% abv beer here.

[08:45:26] Mikoolo/rizon One of the cheapest brands.

[08:45:40] Mikoolo/rizon From the liqour store.

[08:46:00] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[08:47:08] Mikoolo/rizon And you have to be rich to be a smoker in australia.

[08:48:18] Mikoolo/rizon mhm

[08:48:49] Mikoolo/rizon 40 aud for a pack of marlboro.

[08:49:31] Mikoolo/rizon 10 aud in sweden.

[09:50:15] Mikoolo/rizon Buy a chandelier that swashbucklers and medieval heroes can grab and swing from, Frogorg.

[09:50:20] Mikoolo/rizon can't*

[09:53:24] Mikoolo/rizon Also, found a promising tv show.

[09:53:29] Mikoolo/rizon Bodies from 2023

[09:53:52] Mikoolo/rizon British cop investigates a murder. Finds out the exact same body has appeared twice in history.

[09:54:08] Mikoolo/rizon They didn't eat well during those time so they were pretty lean, Frogorg.

[09:54:16] Mikoolo/rizon And they didn't wear heavy plate armor either.

[09:54:51] Mikoolo/rizon Usually the enemy is wearing heavy plate armor and the medieval time hero would find a weak point with their rapier.

[09:54:54] Mikoolo/rizon Or saber.

[09:55:08] Mikoolo/rizon This is the common movie trope.

[09:57:02] Mikoolo/rizon Might this ikea product be of interest Frogorg? https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/ikea-ps-2014-pendant-lamp-white-copper-color-30311492/

[09:57:57] Mikoolo/rizon I think it's cool af.

[09:58:45] Mikoolo/rizon You can get stickers and make it look like The Death Star from Star Wars.

[10:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon Oh got that one will be bright and eye piercing if you pick the wrong light bulbs.

[10:02:50] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/3OBFc0C9TbM

[11:42:51] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, I got a challenge for you.

[11:43:44] Mikoolo/rizon No nose powder or alcohol from November 24th to December 24th.

[12:04:10] Mikoolo/rizon Do you accept my challenge, deadly?

[12:04:24] Mikoolo/rizon No alcohol or nose powder for a month.

[12:08:28] Mikoolo/rizon Weakling :(

[12:17:02] Mikoolo/rizon He failed his own promise phonekait.

[12:17:08] Mikoolo/rizon He said he'd only drink on weekends.

[12:17:14] Mikoolo/rizon He had a magners on thursday evening.

[12:17:50] Mikoolo/rizon Who what, phonekait?

[12:18:18] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[12:18:48] Mikoolo/rizon She must have missed the thousands of times we've mentioned that he has advanced.

[12:18:58] Mikoolo/rizon CT now likes to get fucked by the ram down at the sheep pens.

[12:20:15] Mikoolo/rizon my baby shot me down

[12:23:22] Mikoolo/rizon .yt bang bang my baby shot me down

[12:50:01] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait is a masochist? D:

[12:52:41] Mikoolo/rizon You must be if you're offering Clive_Rosfield a job, phonekait.

[12:52:46] Mikoolo/rizon Not because you put up with us.

[13:04:12] Mikoolo/rizon And drinking all the bleach at work, phonekait.

[13:04:19] Mikoolo/rizon And other stuff he finds under the kitchen sink.

[13:05:03] Mikoolo/rizon Hi irish666

[13:06:14] Mikoolo/rizon You'll work for us minimum wage, irish666.

[13:06:59] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 bus gives no fucks https://youtu.be/u-8qd_5_sAo

[13:07:41] Mikoolo/rizon Again? Or the same les miserables show?

[13:09:51] Mikoolo/rizon You can change the height on the bus due to air suspension, Number1Stunna.

[13:10:31] Mikoolo/rizon And for old auntie Lizzy 80 yo to get on the bus.

[13:13:02] Mikoolo/rizon And move out of the way when the bus doesn't stop.

[13:13:18] Mikoolo/rizon It's like none of them wants to die and become a martyr for their cause.

[13:18:57] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 thing is. None of them realize that it's better to get an education in whatever field and invent something that creates less carbon footprints and stuff.

[13:23:16] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a bad idea Number1Stunna.

[13:23:28] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine if a family of four drive into one of the speedbumps.

[13:23:40] Mikoolo/rizon And then one of the family members die.

[13:23:59] Mikoolo/rizon Coz the car drove into the siderails or the speed bumb crashed through the front window.

[13:24:13] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[13:25:04] Mikoolo/rizon Someone removed my addition.

[13:25:21] Mikoolo/rizon There Batmanhush.

[13:52:50] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/2T68vR07Q4w

[14:34:44] Mikoolo/rizon ooooof

[14:35:03] Mikoolo/rizon You should move to a 1st world country, esjay.

[14:35:39] Mikoolo/rizon You'd get overtime for the 20 extra hours an the union would want to talk with the company if you're forced to work them or does not get overtime pay.

[14:37:13] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[14:37:39] Mikoolo/rizon You can get one too Batmanhush, nice.

[14:38:16] Mikoolo/rizon Don't you have like 4 - 5 computers running at once Batmanhush?

[14:44:39] Mikoolo/rizon You should have done this instead foxy.

[14:44:43] Mikoolo/rizon .u luck of the irish

[14:45:24] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is just not irish enough. Him being a french man larping as an irish person.

[14:46:06] Mikoolo/rizon This is also why he doesn't voice chat. Because of his french accent.

[14:46:15] Mikoolo/rizon Amirite ComputerTech?

[14:46:45] Mikoolo/rizon She's american, ComputerTech. She couldn't tell a irish accent from a french one.

[14:47:26] Mikoolo/rizon See ComputerTech. She compares american french with french french.

[14:51:14] Mikoolo/rizon A anti semite, ComputerTech.

[14:51:36] Mikoolo/rizon "<pomf> you cant stop me from being antisemetic!" in pm after I banned him.

[14:59:50] Mikoolo/rizon Thats worse.

[15:01:41] Mikoolo/rizon Herr h4

[15:02:52] Mikoolo/rizon I managed to get h4's swinging cock on video for you ComputerTech. https://i.imgur.com/wvNXRrn.gif

[16:12:15] Mikoolo/rizon Being a habitual bleach drinker isn't contagious.

[16:16:08] Mikoolo/rizon \g, zack.

[16:20:30] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/2T68vR07Q4w

[16:26:14] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/khFb4FTJ4Jo

[16:50:59] Mikoolo/rizon SHOOT THE FUCKING DUCK PHONEKAIT!

[16:51:02] Mikoolo/rizon SHOOT IT DEAD!

[16:51:07] Mikoolo/rizon YOU CAN DO IT!

[16:51:35] Mikoolo/rizon Thanksgiving is saved! Duck on the table! Fuck turkey!

[16:52:08] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[16:52:12] Mikoolo/rizon It tastes good not foul.

[16:55:55] Mikoolo/rizon Wham you're dead.

[16:56:32] Mikoolo/rizon It should follow the same rules as in the manga/anime, updog.

[16:56:40] Mikoolo/rizon You need to know the name of the person.

[16:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon The exact spelling iirc.

[16:56:59] Mikoolo/rizon And I guess imagine what the person looks like aswell as you write it?

[16:57:41] Mikoolo/rizon Which one of them?

[16:58:43] Mikoolo/rizon At the UN building or livestream?

[16:59:02] Mikoolo/rizon Not really. A new person would just take his place.

[16:59:16] Mikoolo/rizon And as they all keep dying they would start an international investigation

[16:59:35] Mikoolo/rizon All the agencies start working together because of this unknown player.

[17:00:08] Mikoolo/rizon So they can start fighting after finding him.

[17:02:37] Mikoolo/rizon And civil war.

[17:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon They would see it as their duty to start killing people with a different political ideology than themselves as they would believe their leaders were killed by the other parties.

[17:04:39] Mikoolo/rizon What would be better since you can sort of control the person with the death note is make a prolific, not the top brass, right wing politician admit they were homosexual and kill themselves while crying about the wrongs they've done.

[17:05:43] Mikoolo/rizon Just killing them right off would be like letting 20 spiders escape before you set the house on fire, updog.

[17:08:28] Mikoolo/rizon You're not thinking outside the box.

[17:08:45] Mikoolo/rizon and did you even read this updog? <&Mikoolo> What would be better since you can sort of control the person with the death note is make a prolific, not the top brass, right wing politician admit they were homosexual and kill themselves while crying about the wrongs they've done.

[17:09:26] Mikoolo/rizon Then why kill from the other party aswell?

[17:09:57] Mikoolo/rizon You could make the next deaths seem like accidents. Like, a pilot having a heart attack in a private jet where some other politicians are in.

[17:10:25] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why you make it look like suicides or accidents.

[17:10:32] Mikoolo/rizon Not like some magic force killed them.

[17:11:26] Mikoolo/rizon What you could also do is have a politician go to a gay bar where some right wing guy goes in with a rifle shooting people and killing the politician.

[17:11:52] Mikoolo/rizon And headlines would be "Right wing politician killed in gay bar shooting, one of the victims."

[17:12:09] Mikoolo/rizon That alone would start speculations and theories about the persons sexuality.

[17:12:29] Mikoolo/rizon deadly

[17:12:40] Mikoolo/rizon 19:12

[17:13:09] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get auto brewery syndrome, deadly.

[17:13:52] Mikoolo/rizon It's a syndrome/disorder where stuff like bread starts fermenting and producing alcohol in your guts/stomache, deadly.

[17:13:59] Mikoolo/rizon And you'd get drunk from eating toast.

[17:14:15] Mikoolo/rizon It's a real thing believe it or not, deadly.

[17:14:58] Mikoolo/rizon No updog. That would lead to people believing someone is pulling strings in the background.

[17:16:22] Mikoolo/rizon You have to think about possible consequences and be multiple steps ahead, updog.

[17:17:27] Mikoolo/rizon But do horses consider the names humans gave them their real name, updog?

[17:17:37] Mikoolo/rizon Or do they have horse language names?

[17:18:54] Mikoolo/rizon And all horses except the one you bet money on dying all at once or in the same race would start an investigation.

[17:20:04] Mikoolo/rizon And the race results wouldn't be accepted.

[17:20:12] Mikoolo/rizon And everyone would get their money refunded.

[17:21:34] Mikoolo/rizon The race results would be disqualified.

[17:23:42] Mikoolo/rizon Whats better is check the news for bank robberies or money transporting truck robberies and when the perpetrators have been identified. Make them call a burner phone in an area where they change cellphone antennas from the one in your home area updog.

[17:23:57] Mikoolo/rizon And make the robbers tell you where they are then kill each other.

[17:24:05] Mikoolo/rizon Then you head there, pick up the money and leave.

[17:24:34] Mikoolo/rizon And the cops would think theres a robber out there that survived but none can pin point you to it, updog.

[17:27:43] Mikoolo/rizon Your wife also drools in her sleep?

[17:29:37] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[17:29:45] Mikoolo/rizon Linus mentioned stewart in the wan show.

[17:29:59] Mikoolo/rizon Linus likes him.

[17:30:07] Mikoolo/rizon Said stewart should come to floatplane.

[17:31:07] Mikoolo/rizon Only fox news guy I know is that one.

[17:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon But forgot his name until now.

[17:32:01] Mikoolo/rizon 10 times more?

[17:32:10] Mikoolo/rizon Damn

[17:32:19] Mikoolo/rizon I thought it was a typ first.

[17:32:24] Mikoolo/rizon typo*

[17:41:28] Mikoolo/rizon Are you going to start weekday drinking again ComputerTech?

[17:42:01] Mikoolo/rizon Why are you stocking up on it then?

[17:42:13] Mikoolo/rizon You can just head to the store on friday next week then.

[17:46:01] Mikoolo/rizon @seen sushi-chan

[17:46:07] Mikoolo/rizon She ded.

[17:46:23] Mikoolo/rizon s/slappy/ComputerTech

[17:53:02] Mikoolo/rizon Heineken?

[17:53:16] Mikoolo/rizon Thats cider.

[17:53:36] Mikoolo/rizon You shouldn't drink more today if you can't tell cider and beer apart.

[17:54:05] Mikoolo/rizon Have you heard ComputerTech's favourite song, \g?

[17:54:19] Mikoolo/rizon no

[17:54:21] Mikoolo/rizon Better up \g.

[17:54:29] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/lzGkB6YO9Yc

[17:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon No thats the bad one.

[17:54:51] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/72U3UbfJG40

[17:54:52] Mikoolo/rizon This one

[17:55:55] Mikoolo/rizon Legend says that you can hear ComputerTech over the irish isle on the weekends. You can hear him sing.

[17:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon I am a cider drinker

[17:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon I drinks it all of the day

[17:55:57] Mikoolo/rizon It soothes all me troubles away

[17:56:44] Mikoolo/rizon Thought you were gonna play Sonic Unleashed.

[17:56:56] Mikoolo/rizon Frontiers*

[17:58:11] Mikoolo/rizon want a tv show tip \g?

[17:58:21] Mikoolo/rizon Well it's a netflix show.

[17:58:47] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/RyZjIPB8paw

[18:03:06] Mikoolo/rizon He's paraplegic, \g.

[18:03:09] Mikoolo/rizon No arms no legs.

[18:03:15] Mikoolo/rizon He uses voice to text to communicate on irc.

[18:04:32] Mikoolo/rizon ...

[18:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah.

[18:05:51] Mikoolo/rizon From got renewed for a 3rd season.

[18:05:59] Mikoolo/rizon From is great.

[18:33:27] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech. How does your backside feel?

[18:35:10] Mikoolo/rizon You invest money in things, updog.

[18:35:21] Mikoolo/rizon There. You know as much as I do now, updog.

[18:36:13] Mikoolo/rizon .u cud

[18:36:34] Mikoolo/rizon Or offered you cuddling, h4.

[18:58:47] Mikoolo/rizon Nah you're Puerto, Rico.

[18:58:54] Mikoolo/rizon You're not Kenobi Rico.

[18:59:09] Mikoolo/rizon Or Rico Dredd, Rico.

[18:59:18] Mikoolo/rizon You could be Rico Dredd, Rico.

[18:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon Joseph Dredd's clone brother.

[19:03:52] Mikoolo/rizon It's missing american football.

[19:04:39] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-07/9/14/enhanced/webdr11/original-1647-1436467620-3.jpg

[19:05:55] Mikoolo/rizon You do not like the term I call people that say "Gucci", Rico.

[19:06:39] Mikoolo/rizon I got many problems.

[19:10:34] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you find someone that can cook in the kitchen soon and you'll have 98 problems left.

[19:22:24] Mikoolo/rizon Ever seen a scared cat phonekait? https://i.imgur.com/D3JwJwH.jpeg

[19:30:17] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech my condolences. Heard your boyfriend got Foot-and-mouth disease.

[19:31:17] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-and-mouth_disease

[19:33:59] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech h4 if we ever meet irl lets play this game together https://i.imgur.com/HLmXhP1.mp4

[19:45:59] Mikoolo/rizon It does.

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