IRC Driven

[07:53:49] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/2lG2a2G.jpeg

[07:56:47] Mikoolo/rizon $tell ComputerTech this one fits you perfectly https://i.imgur.com/ATetULJ.jpeg

[08:50:42] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:52:51] Mikoolo/rizon Thats too much corpse for me, fifel.

[08:56:13] Mikoolo/rizon This woman is a poor wife. She spent too much time on balancing on stuff than on cooking, cleaning and child rearing. https://i.imgur.com/wKxxrmG.mp4

[08:56:32] Mikoolo/rizon But I have to admit. Thats quite impressive.

[08:59:30] Mikoolo/rizon Dead the first time he snorted coke https://i.imgur.com/sE3tVG5.mp4

[08:59:52] Mikoolo/rizon Yes. He used to identify himself as a she before snorting coke.

[08:59:56] Mikoolo/rizon deadly*

[09:01:55] Mikoolo/rizon Don't do coke girls or you'll turn into middle aged bald men with weight issues.

[09:05:15] Mikoolo/rizon h4 should I send this to my friend who got his 3rd kid earlier this year? https://i.imgur.com/wfni9su.mp4

[09:05:47] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck it you're taking too long to reply.

[09:28:56] Mikoolo/rizon I think you need to lose weight if your clothes size is X34-HLK.

[09:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg

[09:31:42] Mikoolo/rizon He hates dumle D:

[09:37:14] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry h4. I made frogorg leave.

[14:24:18] Mikoolo/rizon What about Lyke Skywalker, wez?

[14:24:30] Mikoolo/rizon Or Dorth Vader?

[14:24:46] Mikoolo/rizon Or his slave name. Analkin Skywalker.

[14:25:34] Mikoolo/rizon Should I have pointed out it's Obiwan and not Obewon, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS?

[14:26:17] Mikoolo/rizon What about Quill Gong Djinn, wez?

[14:35:00] Mikoolo/rizon Yes foxy. It was wez. Thats why I asked ADMIRAL_HUBRIS if I should have pointed it out instead for being cheeky as he called me.

[14:36:28] Mikoolo/rizon Whats why ct advanced to being sheep shagged instead for a sheep shagger, End3r.

[14:41:40] Mikoolo/rizon So when are you inviting us all over for some chow meow, End3r?

[14:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[14:42:17] Mikoolo/rizon Yet*

[14:43:45] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast your garden is free from small birds and rodents.

[14:57:02] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/U8ygcb2ouX0

[15:01:33] Mikoolo/rizon When are you going to catch them irish666? Before they cross the thames?

[15:02:35] Mikoolo/rizon Why are you two still together?

[15:02:58] Mikoolo/rizon Does it take it in the rear end?

[15:03:35] Mikoolo/rizon She*

[15:04:21] Mikoolo/rizon Not bragging about it so it's a no.

[15:17:22] Mikoolo/rizon No wildting2. Coors light.

[15:17:41] Mikoolo/rizon What beer then?

[15:18:18] Mikoolo/rizon I had millers once.

[15:18:24] Mikoolo/rizon It tasted even less than budweiser.

[15:18:34] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[15:20:11] Mikoolo/rizon WHILE EATING A MARGHERITA AND DRINKING MARGARITAS!

[15:22:27] Mikoolo/rizon One of the best US beers I've had was Untitled Art: Florida Weisse. A sour beer with passionfruit in it.

[15:22:36] Mikoolo/rizon It was nice having ice cold on a hot summer day.

[15:23:03] Mikoolo/rizon Tasted a bit like a cider.

[15:24:50] Mikoolo/rizon Not anymore if they are being sold at IKEA, h4.

[15:25:16] Mikoolo/rizon Can you tell me the exact bag mine are in wildting2?

[15:25:22] Mikoolo/rizon So I can buy them back.

[15:26:17] Mikoolo/rizon Huvudroll would be mainrole.

[15:26:34] Mikoolo/rizon Like Arnold in Terminator.

[15:26:39] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[15:27:43] Mikoolo/rizon Nice, polish cream fudge.

[15:29:35] Mikoolo/rizon So. What time should we arrive for the peking duck, wildting2=

[15:29:35] Mikoolo/rizon ?

[15:33:46] Mikoolo/rizon wildting2 great news! New Gojira movie!

[15:33:47] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/r7DqccP1Q_4

[15:42:08] Mikoolo/rizon Angry Joe.

[15:42:30] Mikoolo/rizon Did you know Angry Joe is in Witcher 3, h4?

[15:42:50] Mikoolo/rizon He is.

[15:43:00] Mikoolo/rizon He voices a character in it.

[15:43:23] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/GiBqet2Ba-Q

[15:44:41] Mikoolo/rizon Witcher 3 has so many easter eggs that you miss hundreds of them each playtrough.

[15:46:02] Mikoolo/rizon One of my favourite easter eggs is the asterix one in Blood and Wine.

[15:46:27] Mikoolo/rizon The names and that joe and some others voices the trolls, h4.

[15:46:44] Mikoolo/rizon The troll names.

[15:46:55] Mikoolo/rizon Jesse, Joe and Dodger.

[15:47:02] Mikoolo/rizon Uniquely named trolls out in nowhere.

[15:47:18] Mikoolo/rizon Did you like the Asterix easter egg in Blood and Wine then h4?

[15:47:44] Mikoolo/rizon When you go to the bank to get your money.

[15:48:33] Mikoolo/rizon paperchase is the sidequest name.

[15:48:38] Mikoolo/rizon It's kinda unmissable.

[15:49:29] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/07XVEvSazLM

[15:49:32] Mikoolo/rizon In german for you h4.

[15:50:36] Mikoolo/rizon Wait, ain't that dutch?

[15:52:21] Mikoolo/rizon It's a old videoformat.

[15:56:24] Mikoolo/rizon The matchstick girl in Witcher 3 Blood and Wine is one of my favourite characters.

[15:56:35] Mikoolo/rizon She's right up a drug dealer in there iirc.

[16:06:17] Mikoolo/rizon Trolls are overall my favourite characters in the game, h4. I never killed trolls unless I was forced to do it.

[16:06:31] Mikoolo/rizon They are these ugly mother fuckers but they are also so damn innocent and naive.

[16:07:03] Mikoolo/rizon Like the troll that wanted to join the army.

[16:07:21] Mikoolo/rizon Or the shoe trolls.

[16:12:16] Mikoolo/rizon Drive circles around k, ComputerTech.

[16:17:47] Mikoolo/rizon This years christmas movie https://youtu.be/yBnTqn0lBDA

[16:22:25] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/SgPQ6W0lnpU

[16:52:57] Mikoolo/rizon I wonder why my neighbour is screaming whenever she's talking on the phone.

[16:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon Like she's doing now.

[16:57:19] Mikoolo/rizon She's not swedish.

[16:57:29] Mikoolo/rizon Or scandinavian.

[16:57:41] Mikoolo/rizon My dad also screams like that on the phone.

[16:58:04] Mikoolo/rizon If my neighbour wasn't 19 years old I'd think she was a non-techie grandma.

[16:58:16] Mikoolo/rizon Sure she can be a non-techie anyway.

[16:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon heh

[16:59:14] Mikoolo/rizon That reminds me.

[16:59:26] Mikoolo/rizon Have I told you about the car trip my dad and his cousin had h4?

[17:00:05] Mikoolo/rizon They went on a 200km car trip and both needs hearing aids and none of them used theirs.

[17:00:32] Mikoolo/rizon When they arrived at the destination they found out they had two different conversations with each other.

[17:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[17:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon I heard this from the cousins wife.

[17:02:10] Mikoolo/rizon Male pride to not use hearing aid.

[17:02:16] Mikoolo/rizon Grandpa used his tho.

[17:03:54] Mikoolo/rizon You need to provide a microscope first Clive_Rosfield.

[17:04:43] Mikoolo/rizon Clive_Rosfield, a microscope is a magic scientific instrument that makes these small invisible things visible when you look at the tube shaped end of it.

[17:05:19] Mikoolo/rizon Damn it h4.

[17:05:25] Mikoolo/rizon It's not a musical instrument, Clive_Rosfield!

[17:05:53] Mikoolo/rizon Thats good tho.

[17:06:12] Mikoolo/rizon Lets try.

[17:06:30] Mikoolo/rizon Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha thats-so-funny Clive_Rosfield.

[17:07:32] Mikoolo/rizon IRCmoderator I dare you to use the nick IRCoperator.

[17:08:31] Mikoolo/rizon Or Nessun.

[17:08:36] Mikoolo/rizon Nessun is a great nick, IRCmoderator.

[17:08:38] Mikoolo/rizon Use it.

[17:09:09] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok, irish666. Go be terrible. Greet the english and shake hands with them.

[17:09:21] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[17:10:58] Mikoolo/rizon Don't fall for that trick from apple.

[17:11:29] Mikoolo/rizon Airpods Pro 3 are incoming, irish666.

[17:12:15] Mikoolo/rizon Sad to hear that Chiester.

[17:12:20] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get 2m snow soon.

[17:12:41] Mikoolo/rizon Russians don't invade Finland during winter.

[17:13:59] Mikoolo/rizon They must be awesome at compromising, Chiester.

[17:14:37] Mikoolo/rizon I couldn't have done it without your guidance, h4.

[17:15:31] Mikoolo/rizon But he's like ah soka, h4. Come in, say something stupid then they find a ball of yarn that occupies their attention for 2 hours.

[17:17:14] Mikoolo/rizon I'm gonna buy a pair of audiophile headphones soonish I think, irish666.

[17:17:42] Mikoolo/rizon Not sure yet irish666.

[17:17:51] Mikoolo/rizon Might be the Sennheiser d60? I think.

[17:18:40] Mikoolo/rizon Or those sony studio headphones I don't remember the name of.

[17:19:15] Mikoolo/rizon ha-ha-ha bigger lol than h4's huge lol.

[17:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon I can laugh for you foxy.

[17:19:42] Mikoolo/rizon Ha-hA-HA!?!

[17:20:02] Mikoolo/rizon I can try again if it's not good enough.

[17:20:28] Mikoolo/rizon HA-HA-HA!?!

[17:21:27] Mikoolo/rizon Slapp is fucking annoying.

[17:21:56] Mikoolo/rizon Can I kb slapp on sight if it enters this channel?

[17:22:17] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech might cry otherwise.

[17:22:56] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think I've warranted to get akicked from here, yet.

[17:24:08] Mikoolo/rizon I think I will withdraw myself from the zack interactions for now. It feels a bit unfair 3 vs 1.

[17:25:56] Mikoolo/rizon No. 3 vs 1.

[17:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon Not 3 on 1.

[17:27:02] Mikoolo/rizon Sure we can all 3 stand on zack laying on the ground. Then we'd be 3 on 1.

[17:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon But he probably has a fetish for being stepped on.

[17:28:12] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you Number1Stunna. You're now my english teacher.

[17:38:39] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds accurate, phish.

[17:39:19] Mikoolo/rizon phish I found ComputerTech https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9839989/Chinese-man-dies-20cm-eel-inserted-rectum.html

[17:42:32] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[17:43:31] Mikoolo/rizon Remember! Don't snort coke or the same thing will happen to you as did to deadly. This was deadly when she snorted coke the first time https://i.imgur.com/sE3tVG5.mp4

[17:55:17] Mikoolo/rizon 99% of all rap is crap imo.

[17:55:51] Mikoolo/rizon h4 should I stfu? I don't think sushi-chan has heard.

[17:57:24] Mikoolo/rizon Why break a running concept and talk about other topics.

[17:58:22] Mikoolo/rizon I take h4's silence as a yes to my question.

[17:58:37] Mikoolo/rizon Nothing important.

[17:58:48] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[17:59:01] Mikoolo/rizon He's waiting for the other germans to get active so they can speak german together.

[17:59:25] Mikoolo/rizon DAS IST SER GUT DEUTSCHE!

[17:59:40] Mikoolo/rizon Try writing h4 sushi-chan.

[17:59:46] Mikoolo/rizon You highlighting him might draw him out.

[18:00:01] Mikoolo/rizon h4 wier sprechen deutsche!

[18:00:49] Mikoolo/rizon You can only repeat it 4 times sushi-chan.

[18:00:57] Mikoolo/rizon The 5th one ruined it.

[18:01:24] Mikoolo/rizon Well technically you said h4 once and repeated it 4 times after that initial one.

[18:02:28] Mikoolo/rizon You should avoid making any noise or leave your closet if you're in a horror movie.

[18:02:40] Mikoolo/rizon Also have some bottles in the closet incase you need to pee.

[18:03:02] Mikoolo/rizon Having a bucket incase you need to poop is game over because the smell will reveal your position.

[18:03:49] Mikoolo/rizon Also if you have a panic room it better be at ground level or in the basement with food for weeks.

[18:04:34] Mikoolo/rizon So you can wait for rescue without being afraid that the killer will make your panic room fall down the floors and hurt you inside it by making you bounce around in there like a ping pong ball.

[18:05:43] Mikoolo/rizon haunted toilets is a common trope in japanese movies and anime.

[18:05:52] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[18:06:27] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanako-san

[18:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon "Hanako of the Toilet"), is a Japanese urban legend about the spirit of a young girl named Hanako-san who haunts school toilets. Like many urban legends, the details of the origins of the legend vary depending on the account; different versions of the story include that Hanako-san is the ghost of a World War II–era girl who was killed while playing hide-and-seek during an air raid, that

[18:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon parent or stranger, or that she committed suicide in a school toilet due to bullying.

[18:07:21] Mikoolo/rizon The Hanako-san character has appeared in film, literature, manga, anime, and video games. She made her first cinematic appearance in the 1995 film Toire no Hanako-san, directed by Joji Matsuoka,

[18:07:48] Mikoolo/rizon And Tetsuo, sushi-chan.

[18:07:55] Mikoolo/rizon Never forget Tetsup.

[18:07:58] Mikoolo/rizon Tetsuo*

[18:09:09] Mikoolo/rizon wait a little bit longer incase h4 arrives, sushi-chan.

[18:10:16] Mikoolo/rizon Might be a side effect of their presence or them spending energy to move object.

[18:11:19] Mikoolo/rizon What if you start seeing your breath as if you were in a -20c envoirment?

[18:12:53] Mikoolo/rizon front

[18:13:17] Mikoolo/rizon Get your back infront of me, ComputerTech.

[18:14:05] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech want a pro-tip when it comes to eating pizza from a new pizzeria?

[18:14:27] Mikoolo/rizon Always get the margherita from a new place, ComputerTech.

[18:14:33] Mikoolo/rizon It's the cheapest one on the menu.

[18:14:59] Mikoolo/rizon And if they fuck up the basics then you'll be happy you didn't spend more money on a different pizza.

[18:16:14] Mikoolo/rizon I'll send my temps to you ComputerTech.

[18:16:15] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[18:17:06] Mikoolo/rizon Why do you have a webcam in your shower, sushi-chan?

[18:17:48] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah sushi-chan. Wanna trade selfies with me? A selfie or me for a selfie of you. I can go first. In pm ofc.

[18:17:54] Mikoolo/rizon of me*

[18:18:12] Mikoolo/rizon Ok then sushi-chan.

[18:18:13] Mikoolo/rizon Take care!

[18:18:28] Mikoolo/rizon You should send him a sexy pm first, sushi-chan.

[18:18:30] Mikoolo/rizon Before you go.

[18:18:47] Mikoolo/rizon Like "Invade me like the germans did in the 40's. " but in french, sushi-chan.

[18:19:03] Mikoolo/rizon It's $ not .

[18:19:26] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[18:19:42] Mikoolo/rizon Take care.

[18:20:07] Mikoolo/rizon And he her.

[18:21:16] Mikoolo/rizon He's the one complaining about missing her when she's active.

[18:23:44] Mikoolo/rizon Poland

[18:24:03] Mikoolo/rizon the netherlands, luxembourg.

[18:24:21] Mikoolo/rizon This is a classic case of shyness, foxy.

[18:24:54] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is a shy innocent guy in real life and he feels like he can't talk with his crush.

[18:26:03] Mikoolo/rizon .quote add <&Mikoolo> h4 is a shy innocent guy in real life and he feels like he can't talk with his crush. <&h4> ofc i can't talk to angela merkel <&h4> it's not like i have her on speed-dial

[18:37:35] Mikoolo/rizon Like a sticky one on the side of the toilet bowl?

[18:37:56] Mikoolo/rizon Instead for falling down it goes a bit to the side and sticks there.

[18:38:30] Mikoolo/rizon Angela Merkel was voted as the sexiest woman in Germany 2023.

[18:39:24] Mikoolo/rizon Sushi-chan has been here for years.

[18:39:28] Mikoolo/rizon You're a newcomer.

[18:40:03] Mikoolo/rizon You are indeed forgiven.

[18:40:08] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search sushi-chan

[18:40:14] Mikoolo/rizon Damn thats a lot.

[18:40:24] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 2

[18:40:39] Mikoolo/rizon She got a 1 digit quote number!

[18:41:01] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search Mikoolo

[18:41:07] Mikoolo/rizon I don't.

[18:41:16] Mikoolo/rizon I got a 2 digit one at best.

[18:41:22] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 60

[18:42:08] Mikoolo/rizon .chanmap

[18:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon .chanstats

[18:42:30] Mikoolo/rizon Everyone orbits around DuckHunt

[18:43:48] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[18:43:56] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck I am the 2nd most active chatter in here.

[18:44:21] Mikoolo/rizon He was too shy ComputerTech.

[18:44:48] Mikoolo/rizon He can't.

[18:44:51] Mikoolo/rizon I am holding him.

[18:45:01] Mikoolo/rizon Punch him more.

[18:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon Want to bend over and pull your pants down, ComputerTech?

[18:45:30] Mikoolo/rizon He doesn't seem to give consent.

[18:45:33] Mikoolo/rizon So no penetration.

[18:46:00] Mikoolo/rizon you reminded me of a horrible song now h4.

[18:46:22] Mikoolo/rizon .yt mi mi mi

[18:47:50] Mikoolo/rizon Ever seen those corned beef cans in stores h4?

[18:48:03] Mikoolo/rizon Go look after them next time.

[18:48:09] Mikoolo/rizon They are halal approved too.

[18:48:19] Mikoolo/rizon They are made in brazil iirc.

[18:50:18] Mikoolo/rizon It needs more polygons ComputerTech.

[18:50:43] Mikoolo/rizon Well. Rizon has/had a official shortstack developer, h4.

[18:50:46] Mikoolo/rizon Dwarf.

[18:50:57] Mikoolo/rizon .u shortstack

[18:51:31] Mikoolo/rizon Shortstack is used on dwarves, goblins, hobbits and such, h4.

[18:51:44] Mikoolo/rizon He is quite short so he does have a solid base, ComputerTech.

[18:52:52] Mikoolo/rizon brb

[18:54:57] Mikoolo/rizon Back.

[18:55:13] Mikoolo/rizon I actually had to brb but unlike zack I didn't announce what I was going to do.

[18:57:26] Mikoolo/rizon socraticDev, ComputerTech wiggles his butt when he wants something in it.

[19:22:19] Mikoolo/rizon He might be constipated, updog.

[19:22:30] Mikoolo/rizon Hard to get the words out.

[19:23:05] Mikoolo/rizon Poop knife is a real thing Juest.

[19:23:07] Mikoolo/rizon .u poop knife

[19:24:38] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/XT3Iprb.gif

[19:26:16] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/XT3Iprb.gif Juest

[19:28:38] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/2n4uJaI.gif

[19:55:33] Mikoolo/rizon As long as you don't spread your poop bacteria and stains on others then I don't care what you do with your poop, Juest.

[19:56:08] Mikoolo/rizon what do you feel about urine, h4?

[19:56:33] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/XR1GF-AgSPQ

[19:58:42] Mikoolo/rizon I saw 2 guys 1 horse a little bit older than that, h4.

[19:59:17] Mikoolo/rizon You can watch the documentary about it, h4.

[20:00:21] Mikoolo/rizon That sounds polish.

[20:01:07] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:01:16] Mikoolo/rizon I don't even know what that is.

[20:03:04] Mikoolo/rizon They did warn that they didn't reach the minimum system requirements they aimed for.

[20:04:13] Mikoolo/rizon Not out here yet.

[20:04:28] Mikoolo/rizon Reviewers got pre day 1 patch version of the game, Frogorg?

[20:04:56] Mikoolo/rizon Theres always a day 1 patch regardless, Frogorg.

[20:05:56] Mikoolo/rizon It did get a day 1 patch, h4.

[20:08:33] Mikoolo/rizon This reminds me of the og dragons dogma on 360/ps3. That game ran like shit.

[20:08:40] Mikoolo/rizon Performance wasn't fixed with either console.

[20:08:51] Mikoolo/rizon But the remaster runs flawlessly.

[20:09:13] Mikoolo/rizon I was on win 7 and it ran like shit h4.

[20:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon No hardware change just updated to win 10 and it ran A LOT better.

[20:10:18] Mikoolo/rizon Whats your hardware if you don't mind answering, Frogorg.

[20:11:27] Mikoolo/rizon Btter than I have.

[20:11:35] Mikoolo/rizon I got a 5600x and a 1070.

[20:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 250pln to euro

[20:12:32] Mikoolo/rizon Graphis ain't important imo. Gameplay and performance is. Imo.

[20:12:43] Mikoolo/rizon graphics*

[20:14:46] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg that video doesn't have the patch that came 2 days ago.

[20:15:08] Mikoolo/rizon aerobed99 43 poäng 2 dagar sen

[20:15:08] Mikoolo/rizon City Planner Plays already said on discord that a patch came out today with significant improvements. Not perfect, but significant

[20:17:01] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/wyNiXYC9eoM

[20:21:24] Mikoolo/rizon It'll improve.

[20:21:47] Mikoolo/rizon But I am going to do something real important here now.

[20:22:00] Mikoolo/rizon I am going to enter a horizontal position.

[20:22:14] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[20:22:24] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna lay down on my bed with my blanket on top.

[20:22:26] Mikoolo/rizon of me.

[20:22:27] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[20:22:31] Mikoolo/rizon I WANT SNOW

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