IRC Driven

[06:52:12] Mikoolo/rizon Morning irish666

[06:52:21] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[06:52:48] Mikoolo/rizon May I have your bank account balance?

[06:53:17] Mikoolo/rizon Don't worry.

[06:53:25] Mikoolo/rizon I'll make sure you end up as fancy feast instead.

[06:54:52] Mikoolo/rizon Don't hide your face like that irish666.

[06:54:55] Mikoolo/rizon You're not hideous.

[06:55:29] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[06:56:35] Mikoolo/rizon I started reading the swedish police's diciplinary boards annual report yesterday. It's for the year 2022, irish666.

[06:56:55] Mikoolo/rizon So far it's more boring than for the year 2020.

[06:57:03] Mikoolo/rizon 2020 was wild.

[06:57:16] Mikoolo/rizon Police left service weapon in clothing store changing booth.

[06:57:34] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[06:57:54] Mikoolo/rizon Also another police forgot his service weapon in the police station toilet.

[06:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon Some other cop or police employee had something like 30 malnourished cats in their home and got a warning, irish666.

[06:59:40] Mikoolo/rizon The cats were taken care of tho.

[07:06:31] Mikoolo/rizon Ah I found it now.

[07:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Åtalet: Administratören har i en fastighet haft 16 katter som inte haft möjlighet att gå

[07:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon ut. Hon har uppsåtligen eller av oaktsamhet dessutom inte gett katterna tillräckligt med

[07:06:44] Mikoolo/rizon vatten eller tillräcklig tillsyn och inte heller hållit förvaringsutrymmena rena.

[07:06:46] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[07:06:47] Mikoolo/rizon Fail

[07:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en ut. Hon har uppsåtligen eller av oaktsamhet dessutom inte gett katterna tillräckligt med

[07:07:13] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en vatten eller tillräcklig tillsyn och inte heller hållit förvaringsutrymmena rena.

[07:07:47] Mikoolo/rizon She wouldn't get fired if she was convicted.

[07:45:56] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, Neo_Nemesis.

[07:46:47] Mikoolo/rizon I heard his mum tried to drown him in a bucket full of poutine when he was 9.

[07:47:25] Mikoolo/rizon Ok, ChRoNiC was 4 when his mum tried to drown him in a bucket full of poutine.

[07:47:54] Mikoolo/rizon And look at the food I mentioned, Neo_Nemesis.

[07:48:29] Mikoolo/rizon .cc poutine

[07:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon Poutine is the squeaky cheese and fries with gravy the canadanians eat, Neo_Nemesis.

[07:49:12] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[07:49:16] Mikoolo/rizon Cheese curds, Neo_Nemesis.

[07:49:40] Mikoolo/rizon I think he stopped taking his thorazine, h4.

[07:50:38] Mikoolo/rizon I think he's trying to sell you a knock-of rolex watch, h4.

[07:51:05] Mikoolo/rizon I'd love to have a real rolex watch h4. They are cool af inside.

[07:51:33] Mikoolo/rizon I saw a video of a guy repairing a rolex watch h4. I watched it nonstop for a hour.

[07:51:46] Mikoolo/rizon They are fucking wild inside.

[07:52:10] Mikoolo/rizon Any ww2 watch would be worth 4 digits euros, h4.

[07:52:58] Mikoolo/rizon Is it too much work if I ask you for a picture of the watches?

[07:56:11] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[07:56:17] Mikoolo/rizon You can take all the honours h4.

[07:58:19] Mikoolo/rizon Euuuw

[07:58:28] Mikoolo/rizon TOuching it is disgusting.

[07:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon Not too often coz she wants to have that barnyard smell so ComputerTech won't leave here.

[07:59:31] Mikoolo/rizon I was wondering the same when his nick didn't autocomplete.

[08:04:04] Mikoolo/rizon What kind of sandwich h4?

[09:20:43] Mikoolo/rizon What kind of cheese, h4?

[09:30:46] Mikoolo/rizon Mum's dead bf's dad just called.

[09:31:20] Mikoolo/rizon Man haven't seen the man since the bf's funeral. He's a worry wart but a nice man overall.

[09:31:42] Mikoolo/rizon worrywart*

[09:45:18] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah yeah, heel hillary to you too.

[09:50:53] Mikoolo/rizon No

[09:51:16] Mikoolo/rizon It's however probably a crime if you want a red christmas, Neo_Nemesis.

[09:52:02] Mikoolo/rizon And a brown christmas would probably smell so much that no one would want to visit you, Neo_Nemesis.

[09:53:02] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because they drive off the road to avoid you Neo_Nemesis.

[09:53:43] Mikoolo/rizon Just remember to put on winter tyres, Neo_Nemesis.

[09:53:53] Mikoolo/rizon And other people should remember this too.

[09:54:08] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences.

[09:54:52] Mikoolo/rizon How much snow and ice do you get down there in the south Sander?

[09:55:03] Mikoolo/rizon .w den hague

[09:55:07] Mikoolo/rizon .w the hague

[09:56:04] Mikoolo/rizon Thing with all-season tyres is that you need to change them more often since they see use all year round, Sander.

[09:56:42] Mikoolo/rizon I can buy you a car instead for you having to lease one, Sander.

[09:57:10] Mikoolo/rizon This car Sander https://youtu.be/cmGHmKohMvU

[09:57:28] Mikoolo/rizon Yes

[09:57:34] Mikoolo/rizon You can have non-studded ones aswell.

[09:58:11] Mikoolo/rizon Also. I personally do not have a car or drivers license so I am answering for people in general for my area.

[09:59:24] Mikoolo/rizon No you're not. You're a Belt Sander.

[09:59:42] Mikoolo/rizon You drive on the left side Neo_Nemesis? D:

[10:00:12] Mikoolo/rizon We drive on the right side here with the drivers seat on the left.

[10:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Right hand goes on the gear stick.

[10:01:15] Mikoolo/rizon The mailman drives right sided cars.

[10:01:24] Mikoolo/rizon Easier to reach the mailbox.

[10:01:27] Mikoolo/rizon Without getting out of the car.

[10:21:27] Mikoolo/rizon h4 metal gear solid collection releases today.

[10:22:55] Mikoolo/rizon Wait a while wez.

[10:22:58] Mikoolo/rizon It's a sloppy port.

[10:23:09] Mikoolo/rizon 720p on pc.

[10:23:30] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the resolution, not the price in pennies, wez.

[10:34:16] Mikoolo/rizon The sun has moved now to a good place. Now I can walk in shade to the store.

[10:37:10] Mikoolo/rizon I hate the sun shining in my eye.

[10:37:49] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[10:38:09] Mikoolo/rizon I just can't see anything as I don't have sunglasses or a brim on my beanie.

[10:38:26] Mikoolo/rizon And have to walk with this permanent squint while outside.

[11:34:24] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/kJtIWLqr_MY

[11:52:09] Mikoolo/rizon Rico is indeed second to Joseph.

[11:52:24] Mikoolo/rizon .yt joseph vs Rico dredd

[11:54:07] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/fgtyCF4lqfk

[11:55:03] Mikoolo/rizon spam

[11:55:22] Mikoolo/rizon UPTIME: 76 days, 13 hours, 44 minutes

[11:55:32] Mikoolo/rizon OS: 64 bit Windows 10 Home (Version 10.0 2009 Build 19045.3324), CPU: 12 x AMD Ryzen 5 5600X 6-Core Processor @ 3700 MHz 3072 KB Cache, MEM: 16310 MB, 39% (6357 MB) free, DISKS: total 1,58 TB - 500 GB free, GFX: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 8192 MB, SCREEN: Generic PnP Monitor, 1920 x 1080 @ 32 bit, 60 Hz, AUDIO: NVIDIA High Definition Audio, UPTIME: 76 d, 13 h, 45 m

[11:56:27] Mikoolo/rizon See that Dickgrayson? I am running 12 5600x on this computer.

[11:56:49] Mikoolo/rizon And it's not because it counts each thread as a core.

[11:56:58] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not the reason for the 12 x.

[11:57:04] Mikoolo/rizon Absolutely not.

[11:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon Dickgrayson learn japanese with me https://youtu.be/_NHpSaa-UmE

[11:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon I am getting a 4070ti or 4080 as soon as my money comes in.

[12:00:08] Mikoolo/rizon I always skip atleast one generation.

[12:00:26] Mikoolo/rizon Skipped the 3000 series coz they were hella expensive so I upgraded everything else instead.

[12:00:51] Mikoolo/rizon It runs good but the gpu is weak today.

[12:01:11] Mikoolo/rizon But I noticed a performance increase when I upgraded from my 2600k to this 5600x.

[12:01:20] Mikoolo/rizon Not a huge one.

[12:01:24] Mikoolo/rizon But still a noticable one.

[12:01:51] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences.

[12:02:58] Mikoolo/rizon My mums bf died 2 years ago too. Brain tumor. He was a good man sad that he passed.

[12:03:13] Mikoolo/rizon No, 3 years ago.

[12:03:38] Mikoolo/rizon They were together for a bit over 10 years.

[12:04:14] Mikoolo/rizon I spoke with his father earlier today. Me and my big bro calls him grandpa out of habit.

[12:04:49] Mikoolo/rizon He's a worrywart and was worried when he heard about my accident.

[12:05:17] Mikoolo/rizon Always nice when your parent finds a good/decent man/woman after breaking up and such.

[12:06:12] Mikoolo/rizon I treat my step-neice as good as I treat my nephew. I don't favourize either one of them.

[12:06:40] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro is the same and the neice likes him better than her bio dad.

[12:15:52] Mikoolo/rizon I see.

[12:16:06] Mikoolo/rizon You're a enemy to The Brotherhood of the Goose, Kowal.

[12:16:49] Mikoolo/rizon Your chance to encounter wild geese will increase 5 fold for next year Kowal.

[12:17:54] Mikoolo/rizon Good.

[12:18:03] Mikoolo/rizon It's easier to hit you when they drop their bombs from the sky.

[12:20:10] Mikoolo/rizon I will take that into consideration, Sander.

[12:22:36] Mikoolo/rizon Ah founders edition.

[12:22:40] Mikoolo/rizon I heard they are quite loud.

[12:23:23] Mikoolo/rizon Founders edition.

[12:23:42] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[12:23:46] Mikoolo/rizon Founders Edition.

[12:24:33] Mikoolo/rizon I have been looking at gpu reviews for a week now.

[12:25:06] Mikoolo/rizon A AIO watercooled 4090 would have been nice to have tbh.

[12:25:51] Mikoolo/rizon 24

[12:26:11] Mikoolo/rizon I also looked at laptop 4090's.

[12:26:31] Mikoolo/rizon They are like better than desktop 4080's but worse than 4090.

[12:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah. And hella expensive.

[12:27:40] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[13:02:37] Mikoolo/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS hates us on the other side of the pond, h4.

[13:05:18] Mikoolo/rizon Morning h4.

[13:05:22] Mikoolo/rizon Morning everyone.

[13:05:38] Mikoolo/rizon Even tho I woke up 6½ hour ago.

[13:06:14] Mikoolo/rizon You say freedom but yet theres bald eagles in captivity in the US, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS. :(

[13:06:26] Mikoolo/rizon We should free them!

[13:07:42] Mikoolo/rizon Those o's look like dick heads.

[13:07:57] Mikoolo/rizon s/sticky webs/Robin's semen

[13:08:03] Mikoolo/rizon :>

[13:10:12] Mikoolo/rizon Spiderman, quick, name the strongest Spider character in marvel.

[13:10:43] Mikoolo/rizon You're slow. Here's the answer.

[13:10:46] Mikoolo/rizon Spider-Ham

[13:10:56] Mikoolo/rizon Aka Peter Porker.

[13:11:12] Mikoolo/rizon He has toon force powers.

[13:11:38] Mikoolo/rizon He was a innocent normal spider until he got bitten by a radio active pig, Spiderman.

[13:12:18] Mikoolo/rizon I am talking about Spider-ham.

[13:12:21] Mikoolo/rizon Not Spider-pig.

[13:12:30] Mikoolo/rizon https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Porker_(Earth-8311)#Powers

[13:12:38] Mikoolo/rizon Spider-ham is a real marvel character.

[13:13:16] Mikoolo/rizon Second strongest Spider character is Spider-Mobile aka Peter Parkedcar.

[13:13:33] Mikoolo/rizon https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Parkedcar_(Earth-53931)

[13:13:37] Mikoolo/rizon He's also real, Spiderman.

[13:16:58] Mikoolo/rizon Earth -22 Batman > All other Batmans

[13:17:51] Mikoolo/rizon Not today.

[13:18:07] Mikoolo/rizon h4 can I kick it?

[13:18:42] Mikoolo/rizon I am always grumpy.

[13:19:18] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck now I want to watch that movie.

[13:19:38] Mikoolo/rizon This is a great movie h4 https://youtu.be/2A-SOVQvPyg

[13:21:59] Mikoolo/rizon Poke it with a sharp stick and see if it flails its arms around, foxy.

[13:26:21] Mikoolo/rizon He's getting spanked by his mum for not drinking magners on weekdays.

[13:26:27] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why he's not here right now.

[13:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon Agreed.

[13:29:46] Mikoolo/rizon Nice Peorth.

[13:29:54] Mikoolo/rizon See h4, this is why I am scared of him.

[13:31:31] Mikoolo/rizon \o/

[13:32:14] Mikoolo/rizon Coz my radiators ain't fully set to being hot, h4.

[13:33:57] Mikoolo/rizon I don't have one.

[13:34:10] Mikoolo/rizon I would have been scared shitless if I suddenly found a sofa in my apartment.

[13:36:26] Mikoolo/rizon Either one of them.

[13:36:40] Mikoolo/rizon The sofa would have scared me out of the apartment and call my mum.

[13:37:19] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah and she has one of the spare keys to the apartment.

[13:40:33] Mikoolo/rizon Did it escape?

[13:43:26] Mikoolo/rizon So it's a golden duck.

[14:02:31] Mikoolo/rizon Did you get a good lock on the knob?

[14:02:47] Mikoolo/rizon Did you check if LPL has had his grubby little fingers on that same model End3r?

[14:02:54] Mikoolo/rizon grabby*

[14:03:26] Mikoolo/rizon I almost forgot until now, thanks a lot h4.

[14:04:01] Mikoolo/rizon It was always Peorth's channel.

[14:04:46] Mikoolo/rizon End3r mind telling what lock brand and model you got?

[14:05:34] Mikoolo/rizon So no packaging for it inside?

[14:05:49] Mikoolo/rizon Or name on the receipt?

[14:05:58] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[14:06:50] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah but if you're going to use it as your mancave and have nice cool stuff in it.

[14:08:51] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/gJrSWXFXvlE oo a new video

[14:12:50] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah it's a feature, wof.

[14:12:54] Mikoolo/rizon Not a design flaw.

[14:18:17] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[14:18:24] Mikoolo/rizon |:

[14:43:32] Mikoolo/rizon Should we h4?

[14:43:36] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck jan6 that is.

[14:44:07] Mikoolo/rizon Thats obvious.

[14:46:54] Mikoolo/rizon What is the insane asylum resident saying now?

[14:47:38] Mikoolo/rizon So just the usual diarrhea.

[14:53:05] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[14:54:03] Mikoolo/rizon h4, caller id was invented so you could evade people like ah soka.

[14:56:20] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[14:56:41] Mikoolo/rizon Now Frogorg. Let me ask a personal question. My answer is 12 years to it.

[14:56:55] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg, how long ago was the last time you had sex?

[14:57:17] Mikoolo/rizon Because I suspect you might have a kid somewhere when you started doing dad jokes now, Frogorg.

[14:59:37] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg I realized today that hamburgers are just deconstructed pierogis.

[15:05:07] Mikoolo/rizon He's so scared of you h4 that he has to do it from a safe distance.

[15:07:16] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast you ain't so ugly that you had to be deported to canada to increase tourism attractiveness, h4.

[15:09:06] Mikoolo/rizon Not any canadian was deported from ireland, h4.

[15:21:30] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[15:22:23] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah, h4. WHenever I want to see ah soka I can just do .log.

[15:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon Nice 3rd Lukoil exectuive to die of natural causes the past 18 months.

[16:10:54] Mikoolo/rizon TIL

[16:11:03] Mikoolo/rizon Epic Game Store runs in Unreal Engine 4.

[16:20:21] Mikoolo/rizon What now phonekait?

[16:20:39] Mikoolo/rizon You did a :/ face.

[16:21:13] Mikoolo/rizon Nevermind then.

[16:24:12] Mikoolo/rizon Here phonekait have a large batch of jellybeans https://i.redd.it/qqafjkhwp6s11.jpg

[16:26:41] Mikoolo/rizon Here a short swedish historylesson. Polydactyl cats are called Skeppskatt in sweden, phonekait, Shipcat.

[16:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon Because they were considered to bring luck and were better at catching rats.

[16:27:09] Mikoolo/rizon And were used a lot on boats.

[16:46:28] Mikoolo/rizon Wb ComputerTech.

[16:46:32] Mikoolo/rizon Where have you been?

[16:48:14] Mikoolo/rizon I agree.

[16:49:55] Mikoolo/rizon .kb tr spam

[16:52:51] Mikoolo/rizon I think he considers that as having a good time, phonekait.

[16:58:40] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[16:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait please apologize to ComputerTech. He stopped fucking sheep. He now pulls his pants down and bends over for the ram down at the sheep pens.

[16:59:55] Mikoolo/rizon Indeed, valware.

[17:05:36] Mikoolo/rizon .w dungannon, us

[17:06:29] Mikoolo/rizon als ComputerTech

[17:06:54] Mikoolo/rizon asl then.

[17:08:17] Mikoolo/rizon Does Cano's have good pizza, ComputerTech?

[17:09:08] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you ComputerTech.

[17:09:38] Mikoolo/rizon For revealing that you've never been to Dungannon or know that Cano's is a italian/pizza restaurant there, ComputerTech.

[17:20:00] Mikoolo/rizon You're feeding his sexual fetish if you chase after him, h4.

[17:20:33] Mikoolo/rizon He likes to pretend to be french so a german can chase him so he can roleplay being a resistance fighter being interrogated by a blonde blueyed man in a black trenchcoat.

[17:21:40] Mikoolo/rizon It's sexual, h4. He wants to resist so the blonde blueyed guy in the black trench coat will torture him with the meat stick.

[17:22:28] Mikoolo/rizon !bottomduck

[17:30:07] Mikoolo/rizon The exotic sheep from across the pond D:

[17:39:42] Mikoolo/rizon h4 modern gpus are annoying. They are all so fucking fat.

[17:39:55] Mikoolo/rizon 4080 series takes up 3 fucking slots on the back panel.

[17:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon I am looking at AIO watercooled ones Peorth.

[17:43:08] Mikoolo/rizon Oh thouse are thin Peorth. But also noticably expensiver.

[17:44:03] Mikoolo/rizon But I'll probably use the gpu as long as I've used my 1070. 5 years. So might be worth it.

[17:44:47] Mikoolo/rizon ASUS GeForce RTX 4080 16GB Noctua OC <- this one is one huge fat boi.

[17:45:04] Mikoolo/rizon https://cdn.inet.se/product/1600x900/5413415_19.png

[17:45:07] Mikoolo/rizon Just look at it.

[17:46:33] Mikoolo/rizon Don't slip.

[18:04:45] Mikoolo/rizon 51gb is nothing.

[18:05:15] Mikoolo/rizon 200gb?

[18:05:18] Mikoolo/rizon And 120fps?

[18:05:31] Mikoolo/rizon Can I pick either one of them?

[18:07:43] Mikoolo/rizon Well. I blame paradox, h4, Frogorg.

[18:07:52] Mikoolo/rizon They've become worse with time.

[18:08:02] Mikoolo/rizon Look at Bloodlines 2 as an example.

[18:08:08] Mikoolo/rizon 3rd? Dev change now.

[18:08:48] Mikoolo/rizon Or 2nd dev change to a 3rd one.

[18:08:51] Mikoolo/rizon The chinese room.

[18:10:02] Mikoolo/rizon If we blamed communism a white van would grab us from the street.

[18:10:52] Mikoolo/rizon Nah comrade. We'd have potatos.

[18:10:56] Mikoolo/rizon All the potatos we could eat.

[18:11:20] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4. This one is quite catchy https://youtu.be/Gu0TurCDC94

[18:12:07] Mikoolo/rizon You need Potato Pride, Number1Stunna!

[18:22:06] Mikoolo/rizon Why zof?

[18:37:36] Mikoolo/rizon h4 remember the most evil nazi you could kill in Wolfenstein New Order?

[18:37:56] Mikoolo/rizon Or was it The Old Blood.

[18:38:18] Mikoolo/rizon Old blood

[18:38:20] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/yBH5jtlUOhg

[18:53:00] Mikoolo/rizon !shop 1 ComputerTech kick

[18:53:52] Mikoolo/rizon Fine phonekait.

[18:54:17] Mikoolo/rizon Nothing yet.

[18:54:42] Mikoolo/rizon I got the perfect solution now phonekait.

[18:55:00] Mikoolo/rizon Video you pouring them in the toilet, phonekait.

[18:55:40] Mikoolo/rizon How big is your alcohol allowance, ComputerTech?

[19:00:22] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech. Have you ever pressed your computer screen and wondered why nothing happens?

[19:00:52] Mikoolo/rizon I don't believe you.

[19:01:06] Mikoolo/rizon That answer came too fast and too rushed that you missed writing I and made a i.

[19:01:21] Mikoolo/rizon Usually your i's are always I.

[19:06:22] Mikoolo/rizon It's just strap-on action.

[19:06:53] Mikoolo/rizon You're starting to sound a bit like ah soka now. phonekait.

[19:07:20] Mikoolo/rizon I will go to bed soon, does it count as fucking off?

[19:08:05] Mikoolo/rizon And ComputerTech hides the 20" strap-on inside him.

[19:08:22] Mikoolo/rizon He has stopped fucking sheep phonekait. Please apologize to him.

[19:08:34] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech now pulls down his pants and lets the Ram shag him down at the sheep pens.

[19:08:54] Mikoolo/rizon He's no longer the fucker but the fuckee.

[19:09:21] Mikoolo/rizon He's the recepticle of the sheep cock.

[19:09:33] Mikoolo/rizon receptacle*

[19:09:52] Mikoolo/rizon You're actually accurate with that.

[19:15:37] Mikoolo/rizon Sup Walmart Greeter.

[19:17:11] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/ov9P0clx_5s

[19:19:39] Mikoolo/rizon This is a good alternative to your alcohol consumption, ComputerTech. https://youtu.be/__EBp8AtO5Y

[19:25:41] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech I got something for you to do.

[19:25:49] Mikoolo/rizon That imo any british citizen should do.

[19:26:15] Mikoolo/rizon It won't be anything that prevents you from drinking alcohol and it won't be anything disgusting either.

[19:26:32] Mikoolo/rizon You should read Terry Pratchetts Discworld books, ComputerTech.

[19:27:08] Mikoolo/rizon Don't get close to him ComputerTech. He might cut your heart out.

[19:27:43] Mikoolo/rizon I forget how unculturized you are sometimes, ComputerTech.

[19:27:46] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/KBIdcUxdgo0 here

[19:28:13] Mikoolo/rizon Grab your heart and pull it out.

[19:28:22] Mikoolo/rizon Forgot there wasn't any sharp objects.

[19:29:41] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech “Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying 'Got rocks in your head?' to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.”

[19:31:01] Mikoolo/rizon “No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpork. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops.”

[19:49:09] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[19:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon !!!!

[19:51:54] Mikoolo/rizon I did nuffin' this time.

[19:52:19] Mikoolo/rizon I did something the other time, ComputerTech.

[19:52:24] Mikoolo/rizon But nuffin' this time.

[19:52:39] Mikoolo/rizon .quote add ~ComputerTech sips wof's tequila

[19:52:47] Mikoolo/rizon You started weekday drinking again I see, ComputerTech.

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