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[06:02:35] h4/rizon oh my

[07:45:39] h4/rizon don't mind him Neo_Nemesis

[07:45:48] h4/rizon ChRoNiC is a moron and currently either intoxicated or off his meds

[07:46:04] h4/rizon just ask him about being Rizon itself

[07:46:06] h4/rizon when he was 8

[07:46:20] h4/rizon also he is THE MASTERHACKER

[07:46:31] h4/rizon he hacked into government agencies when you were still sucking on your moms teet

[07:46:33] h4/rizon but unfortunately

[07:46:37] h4/rizon he lost all skills

[07:46:42] h4/rizon when he hit his head real hard

[07:46:45] h4/rizon haha :D

[07:46:47] h4/rizon not even

[07:46:58] h4/rizon he also was a major drug dealer

[07:47:04] h4/rizon i think probably friends with Pablo Escobar

[07:47:09] h4/rizon but he was ~11 at that time

[07:47:12] h4/rizon so it was not made public

[07:47:19] h4/rizon sadly he got high off his own supply

[07:47:24] h4/rizon and lost all his hacking skills

[07:47:25] h4/rizon real shame

[07:47:41] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis take a guess :D

[07:47:46] h4/rizon you know it's north america

[07:47:59] h4/rizon Mikoolo long sentences confuse him

[07:48:02] h4/rizon you have to keep it short

[07:48:11] h4/rizon he gets agitated, punches his teddy bear

[07:48:26] h4/rizon i think he is canadian

[07:48:56] h4/rizon he joined another channel and started by calling a female chatter there a whore

[07:49:04] h4/rizon specifically my whore

[07:49:11] h4/rizon he is obsessed with me as well

[07:49:33] h4/rizon these fducks are the real deal

[07:50:10] h4/rizon lol

[07:50:21] h4/rizon somebody care to interpret that?

[07:50:43] h4/rizon oh

[07:50:48] h4/rizon are watches still a thing?

[07:50:52] h4/rizon haven't worn one in decades

[07:51:19] h4/rizon ChRoNiC must be real fun inside your head

[07:51:45] h4/rizon Mikoolo my granpa used to collect watches and i inherited them

[07:51:54] h4/rizon no clue if any of them are worth a lot

[07:51:58] h4/rizon they are collecting dust

[07:52:21] h4/rizon funny you should mention

[07:52:26] h4/rizon i think his first watch is among those too

[07:52:49] h4/rizon so Mikoolo

[07:52:55] h4/rizon wanna do a one-two on ChRoNiC?

[07:53:33] h4/rizon actually yeah :D

[07:53:36] h4/rizon i have no idea where they are

[07:53:44] h4/rizon somewhere in a cupboard i suppose

[07:53:50] h4/rizon i shall see if i can find them later

[07:54:05] h4/rizon ChRoNiC can't even afford the chronic

[07:55:04] h4/rizon oof

[07:55:08] h4/rizon what mom? :D

[07:55:52] h4/rizon so Mikoolo

[07:56:01] h4/rizon don't you wanna do the one-two punch on him with me?

[07:56:08] h4/rizon you ban i kick?

[07:56:30] h4/rizon sounds great

[07:56:35] h4/rizon set the ban :D

[07:56:54] h4/rizon huuuuuui

[07:57:01] h4/rizon nice!

[07:58:02] h4/rizon oops

[07:58:45] h4/rizon i assume she takes a bath from time to time

[07:58:59] h4/rizon then again...

[07:59:03] h4/rizon she is watching anime non-stop

[07:59:07] h4/rizon playing computer games

[07:59:19] h4/rizon lol why is ComputerTech not in here?

[07:59:26] h4/rizon :D

[07:59:35] h4/rizon rightfully so

[07:59:51] h4/rizon lets see who we have to thank for his disappearnce

[08:00:24] h4/rizon [02:13:08] Rizon [Rizon@Services.Rizon.Net] hat den Modus +b *!*@ComputerTech.Network gesetzt

[08:00:24] h4/rizon [02:13:05] Peorth [Rind@dorm.clocktower.ac.uk] hat den Modus -e ComputerTech!*@* gesetzt

[08:00:24] h4/rizon [02:13:08] ComputerTech [computerte@ComputerTech.Network] wurde aus #computertech von Rizon [Rizon@Services.Rizon.Net] hinausgeworfen: Requested

[08:00:28] h4/rizon nice

[08:01:36] h4/rizon time for a sandwich

[08:01:43] h4/rizon then for some work x(

[08:13:56] h4/rizon Mikoolo just some whole wheat breat with cheese and salami

[08:14:00] h4/rizon toasted

[08:14:01] h4/rizon ofc

[08:34:05] h4/rizon ba dum tss

[08:34:08] h4/rizon zurück im Reich?

[08:34:33] h4/rizon endlich

[08:34:38] h4/rizon wieder halbwegs gesundes Essen

[08:34:43] h4/rizon keine fetten Pickups

[08:35:01] h4/rizon keine Bullen, die dich abknallen, weil deine Haut im Schatten dunkel aussah

[08:35:02] h4/rizon !bang

[08:35:16] h4/rizon +1 für den Döner

[08:35:21] h4/rizon .kb Komputer

[08:35:23] h4/rizon !!

[08:35:43] h4/rizon als würde man das so schnell verlernen :D

[08:37:07] h4/rizon lol echt?

[08:37:10] h4/rizon hast du abgewürgt?

[08:37:31] h4/rizon Wat wackelt denn das scheiß Auto so!?

[08:37:39] h4/rizon *prügelt aufs Armaturenbrett*

[08:37:51] h4/rizon joa ich denke schon

[08:38:09] h4/rizon also ehrlich

[08:38:13] h4/rizon als Deutscher ist das oberpeinlich

[08:38:34] h4/rizon oof

[08:38:35] h4/rizon ja großes Land

[08:38:58] h4/rizon fair-use-klausel wesbezüglich?

[08:39:35] h4/rizon huh

[08:39:37] h4/rizon hätte ich auch erwartet

[08:39:46] h4/rizon würdest du hierzulande sicher auch kriegen

[08:39:49] h4/rizon was für einen hast gemiete?

[08:39:53] h4/rizon gemietet*

[08:40:13] h4/rizon ist die normale Limousine oder?

[08:40:52] h4/rizon ja sieht wie Insignia aus

[08:41:02] h4/rizon oder Astra mit Arsch

[08:41:12] h4/rizon die winzigen Seitenfenster :D

[08:41:17] h4/rizon moderne Autos sind so hässlich

[08:42:10] h4/rizon na ja gibt durchaus hässlichere Chevrolets :D

[08:42:18] h4/rizon hätte auch ein Spark werden können x(

[08:42:28] h4/rizon pure Anomie in diesem Land

[08:43:02] h4/rizon !bang

[08:43:18] h4/rizon das ist das neue Englisch

[08:43:20] h4/rizon gewöhn dich besser dran

[08:43:24] h4/rizon HEIL OLAF

[08:43:57] h4/rizon Herr Scholz, können wir den Krieg gegen England gewinnen?

[08:44:01] h4/rizon Ja, könnten wir.

[08:44:35] h4/rizon pff

[08:44:37] h4/rizon $w olaf scholz

[08:45:01] h4/rizon ah 2018-2021

[08:45:04] h4/rizon cumex! Never forget!

[08:45:19] h4/rizon who?

[08:46:08] h4/rizon tories were the conservatives?

[08:47:39] h4/rizon oh god

[08:47:43] h4/rizon they can't be any good lol

[08:48:08] h4/rizon child labour? That's just so the little ones can get a lot of experience for their resume

[08:50:26] h4/rizon wasn't there something about illegal child labour in a slaughterhouse just recently?

[08:50:32] h4/rizon fuck i don't even remember the state that happened in

[08:50:36] h4/rizon much less the city

[08:51:30] h4/rizon hold on, i'll try to find it

[08:53:17] h4/rizon ah yes

[08:53:20] h4/rizon an ohio poultry plant

[08:53:41] h4/rizon children as young as 13 have ben working overnight shfts to clean the companies' plants

[08:54:33] h4/rizon https://www.npr.org/2023/09/25/1201524399/child-labor-perdue-farms-tyson-foods-investigation

[08:55:02] h4/rizon child labour in one of the richest country on this planet

[08:55:06] h4/rizon despicable

[09:44:25] h4/rizon gouda

[09:44:46] h4/rizon Supernebel

[09:44:52] h4/rizon die Amis haben einfach die krassesten Sachen

[09:49:04] h4/rizon !bang

[09:50:58] h4/rizon probably

[09:51:11] h4/rizon i will just take the woke christmas

[09:52:11] h4/rizon no

[09:52:13] h4/rizon he is american

[09:52:20] h4/rizon a single snowflake can cause a mass crash

[09:52:24] h4/rizon they can't drive in mist

[09:52:28] h4/rizon how do you expect them to drive during snow?

[09:52:52] h4/rizon i know the feeling

[09:52:54] h4/rizon it's always the others

[09:52:58] h4/rizon they're all morons

[09:52:59] h4/rizon except me ofc

[10:30:22] h4/rizon let me fix that

[10:30:28] h4/rizon there you go

[10:32:44] h4/rizon thx

[10:36:49] h4/rizon .w -n Mikoolo

[10:36:55] h4/rizon yeah the sun must be really brutal

[10:36:56] h4/rizon .w

[10:37:40] h4/rizon does it hurt?

[10:37:58] h4/rizon then what's the big deal?

[13:01:49] h4/rizon wait a minute

[13:01:55] h4/rizon are we worth less than wildting2?

[13:17:45] h4/rizon Mikoolo did you take a nap?

[13:18:23] h4/rizon obviously

[13:18:23] h4/rizon :D

[13:18:31] h4/rizon i mean if you haven't taken a nap

[13:18:34] h4/rizon you are sure to be grumpy

[13:18:38] h4/rizon and he just asked for it

[13:18:45] h4/rizon oh he left already

[13:24:15] h4/rizon i think i know that one

[13:24:24] h4/rizon is killpid one of their ensemble?

[13:25:11] h4/rizon where it belongs

[13:31:51] h4/rizon why are you shaking Mikoolo?

[13:33:22] h4/rizon you sure?

[13:33:32] h4/rizon now that Peorth has left your shaking has stopped

[13:33:50] h4/rizon what makes you think he's not just hiding behind the sofa?

[13:33:58] h4/rizon ready to jump out at any second to give you a heart attack

[13:34:05] h4/rizon oh that kinda ruins my logic then

[13:35:43] h4/rizon with or without Peorth hiding behind it?

[13:37:03] h4/rizon based

[13:37:08] h4/rizon it's best to ask mom, she might know more :D

[13:37:20] h4/rizon from last time she came over and couldn't stop herself from cleaning the apartment

[14:03:11] h4/rizon hey guys

[14:03:16] h4/rizon remember when computertech was in here?

[14:03:23] h4/rizon i think the channel is much more enjoyable now

[14:04:43] h4/rizon End3r: s/his own/Peorth's/

[14:39:21] h4/rizon gj Kowal

[14:39:23] h4/rizon nice guy of the day

[14:39:36] h4/rizon all hail Kowal, fuck jan6!

[14:45:13] h4/rizon oh look at misses culturally educated

[14:45:18] h4/rizon she knows all about that one country she lives in

[14:45:19] h4/rizon canada

[14:45:33] h4/rizon who cares? She is internet-smart after all!

[14:46:18] h4/rizon oh is that right?

[14:46:22] h4/rizon and what word would that be?

[14:46:37] h4/rizon convenient for you

[14:47:21] h4/rizon nothing worth anybody's time really

[14:47:29] h4/rizon she just dropped a line of hearsay

[14:47:37] h4/rizon and ran away hissing when asked for details

[14:49:07] h4/rizon since you know all about that Ahsoka

[14:49:13] h4/rizon it should not be hard for you to find that word

[14:49:28] h4/rizon enlighten us oh internet wise person

[14:57:10] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:12] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:14] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:15] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:16] h4/rizon !reload

[14:57:17] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:18] h4/rizon !reload

[14:57:19] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:21] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:23] h4/rizon !reload

[14:57:23] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:24] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:26] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:28] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:30] h4/rizon !bang

[14:57:32] h4/rizon ffs

[14:57:48] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[14:57:55] h4/rizon jan6 you have been replaced

[14:57:58] h4/rizon Kowal is much cooler than you

[14:58:01] h4/rizon ALL HAIL KOWAL!

[14:59:53] h4/rizon zof drugs, bitches and lego

[15:00:03] h4/rizon !bang

[15:00:05] h4/rizon :O

[15:00:11] h4/rizon very

[15:00:13] h4/rizon good shot though

[15:00:16] h4/rizon ALL HAIL KOWAL

[15:01:16] h4/rizon :O

[15:01:21] h4/rizon that dude be flipping mad

[15:03:14] h4/rizon fucking immigrant

[15:03:23] h4/rizon stealing our jobs!

[15:03:31] h4/rizon from us hard working americans

[15:03:36] h4/rizon who would rather die than call in sick!!

[15:03:49] h4/rizon guns > work > life

[15:05:00] h4/rizon glad i'm not from that place

[15:05:31] h4/rizon it's my face

[15:05:35] h4/rizon can't help it

[15:08:41] h4/rizon that could be any canadian around here :D

[15:10:39] h4/rizon wow good shot Peorth

[15:36:32] h4/rizon Mikoolo you want to see her?

[15:36:45] h4/rizon i mostly find myself annoyed by her

[15:39:27] h4/rizon oh god kevin

[15:39:42] h4/rizon i thought it was just a name

[15:39:58] h4/rizon but you really seem to be a Kevin

[15:40:11] h4/rizon LARD HELP UPS

[15:40:13] h4/rizon *US

[17:17:38] h4/rizon also here btw

[17:17:43] h4/rizon i enabled Neo_Nemesis to set the ban

[17:17:45] h4/rizon then kicked him

[17:17:45] h4/rizon :D

[17:17:53] h4/rizon no quote here though

[17:18:04] h4/rizon .quote read 761

[17:18:10] h4/rizon wtf? :D

[17:18:15] h4/rizon .quote read 760

[17:18:29] h4/rizon oh Angie

[17:18:46] h4/rizon see you tomorrow ComputerTech o/

[17:18:53] h4/rizon oh did he!?

[17:19:02] h4/rizon i thought he was just laughing because he was nervous

[17:19:06] h4/rizon THAT FUCKER

[17:19:38] h4/rizon oh we will get him

[17:19:50] h4/rizon !request kick ComputerTech for insulting the german Lichtfigur Angela Merkel

[17:19:54] h4/rizon now we just have to wait

[17:20:46] h4/rizon have to stop you right there

[17:20:49] h4/rizon resistance fighters were tough

[17:21:03] h4/rizon ComputerTech is

[17:21:06] h4/rizon well, you know, ComputerTech

[17:22:21] h4/rizon !topduck

[17:34:39] h4/rizon thx for filling the request Peorth o/

[17:44:33] h4/rizon Mikoolo enough with the fat-shaming!

[17:44:49] h4/rizon also i think the actual gpu is not that fat

[17:44:54] h4/rizon it's the cooling unit and the fans

[17:45:43] h4/rizon all sizes are beautiful!

[17:45:50] h4/rizon bbl shower

[18:04:22] h4/rizon oh yeah Frogorg

[18:04:30] h4/rizon cities skylines 2 has been released

[18:04:32] h4/rizon 51G !!!

[18:04:38] h4/rizon can't wait to bitch about it

[18:05:02] h4/rizon you should have seen the size of the first game

[18:05:06] h4/rizon and the better performance

[18:05:10] h4/rizon with almost the same graphics

[18:05:21] h4/rizon cut a 0

[18:05:42] h4/rizon i'd wish i could take a dump on them

[18:05:45] h4/rizon but no, the first one ran okay

[18:09:14] h4/rizon i blame capitalism

[18:09:17] h4/rizon and the third reich

[18:10:37] h4/rizon we'd starve on the way

[18:12:24] h4/rizon Number1Stunna if only that were the only problem :D

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