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[06:42:36] Mikoolo/rizon a morning

[06:42:40] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[06:47:01] Mikoolo/rizon You should go to bed ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[06:47:28] Mikoolo/rizon It's quite late there.

[06:47:36] Mikoolo/rizon .cc current time visconsin

[06:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satans Kingdom

[07:27:49] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth, praise our alien hamster overlord? https://i.imgur.com/RxIA4GZ.mp4

[07:35:09] Mikoolo/rizon There. Not dusty anymore.

[07:35:33] Mikoolo/rizon Are you in a big apartment or are you not a tanami mat, Tanami?

[07:35:46] Mikoolo/rizon TATAMI

[07:35:50] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the fucking mat.

[07:36:40] Mikoolo/rizon Have this as an apology Tanami. https://i.imgur.com/RxIA4GZ.mp4

[07:36:51] Mikoolo/rizon It's cute and safe for work.

[07:53:08] Mikoolo/rizon The cool thing about getting older is that you hear from your skeleton a lot more.

[08:26:13] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:28:03] Mikoolo/rizon .yt the most annoying sound in the world

[09:35:16] Mikoolo/rizon Are you winning son?

[09:37:12] Mikoolo/rizon I know.

[09:37:25] Mikoolo/rizon If you looked at my following sentences you see I figured out it's Tatami.

[09:39:29] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck I need to buy a new mouse tomorrow.

[09:39:44] Mikoolo/rizon The double clicking occurs more often now.

[09:47:31] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because movie makers and script writers use laptops because they want to sit at starbucks and look important, Kowal.

[09:49:03] Mikoolo/rizon This somehow reminded me of when I call a friend of mine, Kowal.

[09:49:08] Mikoolo/rizon We have the same firstname.

[09:49:42] Mikoolo/rizon We say "Hi X" a couple of times first and it aggravates his gf.

[09:49:56] Mikoolo/rizon Especially when we do it in person.

[09:50:48] Mikoolo/rizon I've told him we need to find a third person with the same name.

[09:51:09] Mikoolo/rizon Then we could sort of loop it forever.

[09:51:28] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine if either one of us finds the right person.

[09:51:44] Mikoolo/rizon "Hi X this is X say Hi to X."

[09:51:57] Mikoolo/rizon "Hi X I'm X I see you're friends with X."

[09:54:44] Mikoolo/rizon Want to see something cute and yet terrifying that you probably have seen before Kowal?

[09:54:58] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/jvUcsq0sJng

[10:34:04] Mikoolo/rizon Try !BANG and using pure hate towards all ducks.

[10:34:39] Mikoolo/rizon I hope the NBA and NFL fans fight each other.

[10:35:33] Mikoolo/rizon Also sucks to be a NBA/NFL player and a fan of the other sport.

[11:46:25] Mikoolo/rizon I recommend getting out from Harzilein.

[12:08:44] Mikoolo/rizon brb connecting router

[12:12:20] Mikoolo/rizon Hello

[12:16:25] Mikoolo/rizon Afternoon, irish666.

[12:17:03] Mikoolo/rizon Full irish breakfast?

[12:18:16] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/mWJVYbTIlJ8

[12:47:37] Mikoolo/rizon You may do what you want with the can.

[12:47:55] Mikoolo/rizon Gift it. Open it at a subway station or cinema.

[12:48:18] Mikoolo/rizon I do not recommend opening it indoors at your home.

[12:48:32] Mikoolo/rizon Or in a car you own.

[12:48:46] Mikoolo/rizon The smell will go away after a while.

[12:49:04] Mikoolo/rizon You can run from it but you can't hide from it.

[12:52:47] Mikoolo/rizon I got snow.

[12:52:48] Mikoolo/rizon Do you?

[12:54:53] Mikoolo/rizon You need to add that to the bot, CoolKevin.

[12:55:00] Mikoolo/rizon Or just do.

[12:55:03] Mikoolo/rizon .w London, US

[12:55:47] Mikoolo/rizon You reminded me of Temple of Doom, wildting2.

[12:56:00] Mikoolo/rizon Where they eat the monkey brains.

[12:56:18] Mikoolo/rizon Is that Chinatown in London?

[12:56:44] Mikoolo/rizon Temple of Doom, Harzilein.

[12:57:21] Mikoolo/rizon I saw that movie Harzilein. I need to listen to the audiobooks.

[12:58:18] Mikoolo/rizon Who cares about age recommendations on books Harzilein?

[12:59:15] Mikoolo/rizon The Amazing Maurice is a book targeted for young adults and it's a great book.

[13:05:36] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 don't lie to CoolKevin. You were born in RoI and sneaked into UK on a Potato boat.

[13:08:04] Mikoolo/rizon .u huh

[13:12:11] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/zoRFnt0HZiA

[13:22:10] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech you really want to get her pregnant with your child?

[13:22:49] Mikoolo/rizon They can get someone else pregnant tho, ComputerTech.

[13:24:07] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech nsfw https://i0.wp.com/www.sexylosers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sl201.jpg

[13:25:33] Mikoolo/rizon I found that webcomic by accident many years ago, h4.

[13:26:53] Mikoolo/rizon h4 heres the story of how ComputerTech's first born child was concieved. https://i.redd.it/obwqevmb1ir51.jpg

[13:27:08] Mikoolo/rizon This one is sfw.

[13:27:51] Mikoolo/rizon Fine.

[13:28:25] Mikoolo/rizon The UK equivalent of FDA?

[13:28:53] Mikoolo/rizon FMA

[13:30:02] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because they need to supply the irish population with potatssium irish666.

[13:30:12] Mikoolo/rizon They have a higher need than normal citizens.

[13:31:24] Mikoolo/rizon Eat plantains then, irish666. ;>

[13:45:35] Mikoolo/rizon Found the new mouse I'm getting tomorrow.

[13:45:43] Mikoolo/rizon Logitech 305 Lightspeed.

[13:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon G305 *

[13:53:28] Mikoolo/rizon irish666

[13:54:56] Mikoolo/rizon I need to have some lawyers verify the legality of this offer first, irish666.

[13:55:52] Mikoolo/rizon .u pukka

[13:56:02] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en pukka

[13:56:09] Mikoolo/rizon .t en fi push

[13:56:34] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en pukkaa

[13:56:37] Mikoolo/rizon Hmm

[13:57:00] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't want to translate it to push, irish666.

[13:58:38] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en pukata

[13:58:52] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en puka

[13:58:54] Mikoolo/rizon kk

[13:58:55] Mikoolo/rizon FU

[13:59:21] Mikoolo/rizon I should have been taught how to spell shit in finnish by my grandma

[14:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon It's a norwegian so no, irish666.

[14:01:42] Mikoolo/rizon Don't worry Valware. I write irish666 have london instead for irish666 of london.

[14:02:57] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I don't know to handle this when people say I am right, please help.

[14:04:13] Mikoolo/rizon Shure, I'll try to find something to say incorrectly, Valware.

[14:07:09] Mikoolo/rizon Whats stylisation in there, Valware?

[14:09:41] Mikoolo/rizon I thought you ment the punctuation.

[14:11:47] Mikoolo/rizon Eat well and grow horizontally, irish666.

[14:15:03] Mikoolo/rizon Don't worry irish666. You'll die at the end of your life.

[14:17:40] Mikoolo/rizon I think it's the lack of medication.

[14:17:51] Mikoolo/rizon Or too much self medication.

[14:18:30] Mikoolo/rizon I am kinda happy I never went past weed except two times I tried shrooms, h4.

[14:18:40] Mikoolo/rizon Beginners shrooms. psilocybine shrooms.

[14:19:43] Mikoolo/rizon The shrooms were awesome h4. Especially the second time when we were 4 people that ate cubensis and went out in the nearby forest.

[14:20:41] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't filth, h4 :(

[14:25:02] Mikoolo/rizon Oh. You were talking to her?

[14:25:16] Mikoolo/rizon Kinda annoying sometime when I don't see other people.

[14:26:04] Mikoolo/rizon Nah. ComputerTech loves her too much to allow me to kickban her, h4.

[14:46:53] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get snow soon, Chiester.

[14:48:46] Mikoolo/rizon You too irish666. You're also part of my prayers.

[14:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon I'm agnostic.

[14:50:00] Mikoolo/rizon I say. Please [Insert Diety Of Your Choice] Please give irish666 and Chiester snow.

[14:52:34] Mikoolo/rizon No one wants to see slush on any street.

[14:52:45] Mikoolo/rizon Also. I might go to helsinki next year.

[14:52:48] Mikoolo/rizon Metallica is playing there.

[14:52:53] Mikoolo/rizon In June iirc.

[14:53:05] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro is going there with his wife and the kids.

[14:53:28] Mikoolo/rizon Both will be almost 9 then and they love metal.

[15:14:37] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/50NuiQGcrZc

[15:18:55] Mikoolo/rizon Black pudding burger patty?

[15:19:03] Mikoolo/rizon Liver patty?

[15:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon Did you airfry it to make it healthy?

[15:20:19] Mikoolo/rizon Learn how to cook irish666.

[15:20:49] Mikoolo/rizon Ya'll eat takeout/takeaway/takeoff so damn often in this channel.

[15:21:32] Mikoolo/rizon If you're ever here I'll introduce you to a delicious northern swedish specialty, irish666.

[15:21:42] Mikoolo/rizon Stekt Palt med fläsk och smör.

[15:22:06] Mikoolo/rizon Fried potato dumpling with pork and butter.

[15:22:55] Mikoolo/rizon Oh is that one active again, irish666?

[15:23:53] Mikoolo/rizon Here irish666 https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ouzCiDxZI7s/VZ1htbvz1oI/AAAAAAAAg48/nlr8rsFUTiw/s1600/2015-07-08%2BPalt%2Bmj%25C3%25B6lkstuvad%2B03.jpg

[15:24:00] Mikoolo/rizon Thats Stekt Palt med Fläsk och Smör.

[15:24:11] Mikoolo/rizon But the lingonberry jam ruins it :(

[15:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon https://receptfavoriter.se/sites/default/files/pitepalt_85_1060.jpg

[15:25:04] Mikoolo/rizon This is a filled palt.

[15:25:19] Mikoolo/rizon See the crust thingy on it irish666? Thats concentrated potato.

[15:25:29] Mikoolo/rizon You get almost a weks worth of potato in those 3 balls in the picture.

[15:25:32] Mikoolo/rizon weeks*

[15:25:57] Mikoolo/rizon Eat two and you enter a state of food comatose.

[15:26:27] Mikoolo/rizon MI6?

[15:27:31] Mikoolo/rizon Looks delicious.

[15:27:45] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad someone with parkinsons spilled some of the pasta on the table.

[15:28:38] Mikoolo/rizon Your kcal counting reminded me of this classic song I've posted many times before, irish666. https://youtu.be/e1sI3pXo9pQ

[15:51:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thats just his body temperature, zof.

[15:52:28] Mikoolo/rizon I believe they prefer the term differently alive.

[15:54:18] Mikoolo/rizon There was once a hotkevin but he was only alive for a short while in the oven, Valware.

[15:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon And lets not forget cutekevin who met a dyslexic murderer.

[15:55:26] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulations herr h4.

[15:56:55] Mikoolo/rizon Did you mean to reply thank you but in danish?

[15:58:54] Mikoolo/rizon Change the g for a k, h4.

[15:59:25] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[15:59:40] Mikoolo/rizon Thats polish tho.

[15:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon But it's better.

[15:59:48] Mikoolo/rizon .t dk en tak

[15:59:53] Mikoolo/rizon ah

[15:59:59] Mikoolo/rizon da is danish

[16:00:30] Mikoolo/rizon Or he's trying to break into his mums bedroom after she put locks on it.

[16:01:08] Mikoolo/rizon I think so.

[16:01:18] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why he's all cuddly with older men on irc.

[16:01:41] Mikoolo/rizon He gets the attention from older men that he never go from his real dad.

[16:02:01] Mikoolo/rizon got*

[16:43:36] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait this ain't cat but it's the next best thing https://youtu.be/NKnlMCsf7o4

[16:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad Eddie is a dog phonekait.

[16:48:49] Mikoolo/rizon .yt eddie frasier

[16:49:42] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait, buy a kitten for your boss for christmas.

[16:50:02] Mikoolo/rizon Buy him one of thouse naked cats.

[18:10:36] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not nice of you, ComputerTech.

[18:11:35] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech. Lets meet up in Dungannon when I get my money. You can show me the dungheap and buy me a glass of magners at the local pub.

[18:12:16] Mikoolo/rizon When you've seen one big city you've seen them all, ComputerTech.

[18:12:26] Mikoolo/rizon Small villages and towns are more interesting.

[18:13:27] Mikoolo/rizon .cc population of dublin

[18:13:40] Mikoolo/rizon .cc population of lulea

[18:13:58] Mikoolo/rizon Wait thats the wrong dublin.

[18:14:01] Mikoolo/rizon .cc population of

[18:14:12] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you Sander.

[18:14:31] Mikoolo/rizon Did you get in in the end?

[18:14:47] Mikoolo/rizon Did you get in in the end, ComputerTech?

[18:15:04] Mikoolo/rizon Did you get the door open ComputerTech?

[18:15:11] Mikoolo/rizon Did you get in trough it?

[18:15:34] Mikoolo/rizon Don't look at me like a madman with your multiple questionmarks.

[18:16:05] Mikoolo/rizon “Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.”

[18:16:05] Mikoolo/rizon ― Terry Pratchett, Eric

[18:16:17] Mikoolo/rizon Same goes with question marks.

[18:16:46] Mikoolo/rizon Terry Pratchett, one of the greatest satirists of modern time.

[18:18:32] Mikoolo/rizon h4, do you know how witches like to be burned?

[18:18:41] Mikoolo/rizon Reluctantly.

[18:20:47] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah something serious now h4.

[18:20:56] Mikoolo/rizon I might by something like these for the switch joycons https://media.power-cdn.net/images/h-f9f15f466cee16a1c3c44ee7f6dccf3c/products/2354470/2354470_4_600x600_t_g.webp

[18:25:34] Mikoolo/rizon I can tell you with some certainty that it wasn't me, ComputerTech.

[18:28:32] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is quite the expert of that already considering the weeks he's spent bent over with the ram down at the sheep pens, phonekait.

[18:29:15] Mikoolo/rizon Read the sentence again, phonekait.

[18:29:52] Mikoolo/rizon They are consenting if they initiate the act by sticking their penis into ComputerTech's anus.

[18:29:56] Mikoolo/rizon Voluntarily.

[18:30:41] Mikoolo/rizon I doubt ComputerTech is so evil that he forces the sheep ram to stick it's penis in ComputerTech's ass.

[18:34:21] Mikoolo/rizon .t en nl sheep ram

[19:04:20] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/OFQQALduhzA

[19:04:32] Mikoolo/rizon All you need to know about weeaboos, ComputerTech.

[19:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon h4 what do you call a southern american girl that can run faster than her brothers?

[19:07:29] Mikoolo/rizon A redneck virgin.

[19:24:34] Mikoolo/rizon !request kick ComputerTech for spam

[19:26:47] Mikoolo/rizon Fine.

[19:26:56] Mikoolo/rizon I'll say something that will turn that :( to a :), ComputerTech.

[19:27:02] Mikoolo/rizon Are you ready?

[19:27:22] Mikoolo/rizon I see you are not.

[19:27:30] Mikoolo/rizon I'll go to bed instead then.

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