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[04:59:17] h4/rizon i think the MIT license is worse

[04:59:24] h4/rizon that ^

[06:48:55] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk

[06:49:02] h4/rizon Softwarefehler

[06:49:04] h4/rizon kann man nix machen

[07:04:25] h4/rizon so UnemploymentTech

[07:04:30] h4/rizon aren't you gonna work today?

[07:04:33] h4/rizon hey Mikoolo o/

[07:04:37] h4/rizon hey ski o/

[07:04:42] h4/rizon based

[07:04:48] h4/rizon just irish things

[07:05:28] h4/rizon or less?

[07:05:33] h4/rizon client may come in early?

[07:05:41] h4/rizon what service will you offer this one?

[07:06:39] h4/rizon gay?

[07:30:12] h4/rizon die Fresse deadly!

[07:30:41] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk da gab es natürlich einen xkcd zu

[07:30:45] h4/rizon lass mich den finden :D

[07:31:11] h4/rizon !bang

[07:31:35] h4/rizon https://xkcd.com/2030/

[08:21:21] h4/rizon !bang

[08:21:23] h4/rizon !reload

[08:21:24] h4/rizon !bang

[08:43:07] h4/rizon calm your tits Mikoolo

[08:43:13] h4/rizon you don't have to pick fights with everybody

[08:43:33] h4/rizon why?

[08:44:23] h4/rizon fun seems to be one-sided

[08:44:38] h4/rizon yeah

[08:44:45] h4/rizon but with morons like Zack you can tell that they want it

[08:45:00] h4/rizon and lets be honest

[08:45:09] h4/rizon if someone really shows he does not appreciate the back and forth

[08:45:14] h4/rizon but gets agitated or angry

[08:45:15] h4/rizon even i back down

[08:45:20] h4/rizon exceptions are a thing ofc

[08:45:20] h4/rizon :D

[08:45:31] h4/rizon but you'd have to be a real piece of shit for that

[08:46:06] h4/rizon Mikoolo you are not alone in that assessment :D

[08:46:33] h4/rizon first one to send a heart wins

[08:46:45] h4/rizon gj

[08:46:51] h4/rizon first one to suck off ComputerTech gets a trophy!

[08:47:06] h4/rizon not that desperate :D

[08:47:31] h4/rizon see you're still on it

[08:47:37] h4/rizon just let Ahmad be

[08:47:41] h4/rizon he got shit to blow up

[08:47:57] h4/rizon found a piece of metal though :D

[08:48:21] h4/rizon Mikoolo is officially micro-chipped

[08:48:25] h4/rizon by Microsoft

[08:48:46] h4/rizon when he's sleeping he is twitch-streaming reviews of windows 11

[08:48:58] h4/rizon only a tinfoil hat can save Mikoolo now

[08:49:12] h4/rizon calm down brothers

[08:49:16] h4/rizon let us pray!

[08:49:30] h4/rizon dear father

[08:49:36] h4/rizon i have actually no idea how a prayer goes

[08:49:45] h4/rizon i usually don't talk to the air

[08:49:53] h4/rizon thank god for my huge penis

[08:49:55] h4/rizon and my small balls

[08:50:09] h4/rizon the americans?

[08:50:20] h4/rizon by the way of bombing the shit out of cities

[08:50:26] h4/rizon AMEN

[08:50:38] h4/rizon s/AMEN/HEY MAN/

[08:50:49] h4/rizon based

[08:50:55] h4/rizon why are you awake ysalamiri?

[08:51:02] h4/rizon saw you chatting 7 hours ago

[08:51:08] h4/rizon were you still awake or did you get up really early?

[08:51:24] h4/rizon sad news Mikoolo

[08:51:33] h4/rizon my niece won't spend the day and night here this weekend

[08:51:35] h4/rizon sadly

[08:51:50] h4/rizon had a little argument with my sister

[08:51:59] h4/rizon she is now kinda pissed at me

[08:52:02] h4/rizon i'm kinda pissed at her

[08:52:15] h4/rizon and she wants some distance for a few days

[08:52:19] h4/rizon stfu deadly

[08:52:32] h4/rizon brush your teeth and try to save what you can

[08:52:53] h4/rizon i don't find jokes about pedophilia entertaining at all

[08:53:13] h4/rizon the mere idea of adults doing shit like that to kids upsets me

[08:53:19] h4/rizon and makes me wanna torture motherfuckers

[08:53:32] h4/rizon bad enough that shit exists in this world

[08:54:05] h4/rizon <&deadly> rather have bad teeth then molest my niece :)

[08:54:12] h4/rizon also the fact that you said then instead of than

[08:54:15] h4/rizon gives this all the wrong context

[08:54:41] h4/rizon still not funny

[08:54:44] h4/rizon people like helenah exist

[08:54:46] h4/rizon and should not

[08:54:50] h4/rizon nothing to jest about

[08:55:12] h4/rizon because there has never been any indication that she's pedo in any way

[08:55:36] h4/rizon ysalamiri even worse

[08:55:38] h4/rizon she is pregnant too

[08:55:53] h4/rizon not saying it's not partly my fault

[08:56:12] h4/rizon but rather give her some time to process it without annoying

[08:56:20] h4/rizon sis

[08:56:23] h4/rizon helenah is a dude

[08:56:35] h4/rizon who does not want to be a dude

[08:56:44] h4/rizon understandable

[08:56:47] h4/rizon omfg gq

[08:56:57] h4/rizon that gq was flirting with me at some point

[08:57:06] h4/rizon and then it got really hostile towards foxy

[08:57:07] h4/rizon :D

[08:57:19] h4/rizon ye

[08:57:34] h4/rizon lol

[08:57:58] h4/rizon gq really creeped me out

[08:58:02] h4/rizon and those pics it sent

[09:06:33] h4/rizon eww

[09:06:36] h4/rizon break his legs deadly

[09:39:46] h4/rizon ye shall be forgiven

[09:40:03] h4/rizon you should be ever so lucky that Mikoolo and his pirate aren't setting sails for your town

[09:40:15] h4/rizon s/pirate/parrot/

[12:39:32] h4/rizon good news ComputerTech

[12:39:39] h4/rizon it's friday! And we all know what that means

[12:39:42] h4/rizon MAGNERSDAY!

[12:40:16] h4/rizon what's the point? He got internet

[12:40:21] h4/rizon he will find manly bodies if he wants to

[12:40:23] h4/rizon also this is irc

[12:40:34] h4/rizon if manly body is what you call these whales in here

[12:43:20] h4/rizon take your meds please

[12:43:24] h4/rizon you are turning into Zack 2

[12:43:30] h4/rizon nobody wants to be a Zack

[12:43:53] h4/rizon i don't know

[12:43:55] h4/rizon look around

[12:44:01] h4/rizon o/ wez

[12:50:51] h4/rizon Mikoolo no i did not

[15:07:49] h4/rizon cheesecake probably

[15:45:05] h4/rizon eww

[15:45:15] h4/rizon as if you could find that dick

[15:45:45] h4/rizon follow the beer

[15:46:03] h4/rizon eww

[15:46:05] h4/rizon what a misfit

[15:46:49] h4/rizon they gave up on improving it

[15:46:56] h4/rizon like all that cheap beer

[15:47:02] h4/rizon they rely on those who can't go without beer

[15:47:09] h4/rizon taste is secondary at best

[15:47:22] h4/rizon Mikoolo you wouldn't believe it

[15:47:28] h4/rizon but there is actually an american beer i like

[15:47:40] h4/rizon Miller

[15:48:04] h4/rizon have not tried Budweiser

[15:48:08] h4/rizon only the czech one

[15:49:15] h4/rizon https://thumb.approvedfood.co.uk/thumbs/75/1000/1000/1/src_images/miller_genuine_draft_american_lager_330ml.jpg

[15:49:17] h4/rizon even looks like piss

[15:49:17] h4/rizon :D

[15:49:36] h4/rizon probably

[15:49:42] h4/rizon look at the eagle!!

[15:49:45] h4/rizon it tastes like freedom

[15:50:18] h4/rizon tastes like human suffering

[15:52:26] h4/rizon the fuck is that can of sugar doing there?

[15:53:01] h4/rizon disgusting!

[15:53:06] h4/rizon who ruins beer with cola?

[15:53:13] h4/rizon we need to build camps again

[15:53:16] h4/rizon outrageous

[15:55:51] h4/rizon so should we ask Mikoolo to leave because of ruining beer?

[15:57:13] h4/rizon all of them?

[16:00:46] h4/rizon gj

[16:22:04] h4/rizon =D

[16:27:27] h4/rizon i only pay for games on GOG

[16:27:34] h4/rizon while i think steam is great

[16:27:38] h4/rizon i just don't want it on my machine

[16:28:20] h4/rizon what's it about?

[16:29:59] h4/rizon fucking youtube

[16:30:00] h4/rizon hey Hotties

[16:46:05] h4/rizon Mikoolo none

[16:46:11] h4/rizon would be preferable

[18:00:38] h4/rizon K

[18:29:04] h4/rizon Hey there MasterQueef o/

[18:32:16] h4/rizon .seen MasterQueef

[18:32:24] h4/rizon he is probably incognito right now

[18:32:29] h4/rizon hiding as Volkswagen

[18:32:31] h4/rizon or something

[18:32:52] h4/rizon please no jokes about MasterQueef Mikoolo

[18:33:08] h4/rizon he is a well respected queen

[18:33:10] h4/rizon *queef

[18:33:11] h4/rizon er

[18:33:14] h4/rizon ah you get the point

[18:33:47] h4/rizon you mean the sporty Volkswagen?

[18:40:08] h4/rizon but mercedes benz is not volkswagen

[18:40:10] h4/rizon audi is

[18:53:46] h4/rizon "lan"

[18:53:54] h4/rizon cüs digga

[18:54:38] h4/rizon wait what?

[18:55:11] h4/rizon Nasie ist ein Deutscher

[18:55:12] h4/rizon er versteht mich

[18:55:48] h4/rizon haha

[18:56:01] h4/rizon try Näschen

[18:56:22] h4/rizon that's Näs-chen, not Näsch-en

[18:56:40] h4/rizon yes

[18:56:49] h4/rizon isthmus :D

[18:56:54] h4/rizon .t en de isthmus

[18:56:56] h4/rizon oh

[18:57:02] h4/rizon how do you pronounce that?

[18:57:28] h4/rizon oh alright

[18:57:30] h4/rizon almost german

[18:57:41] h4/rizon that is even a german word

[18:57:45] h4/rizon *mind blown*

[18:57:56] h4/rizon oha

[18:58:03] h4/rizon die Aortenisthmusstenose

[18:58:37] h4/rizon sure thing

[18:59:01] h4/rizon lets just go to the FKK Strand

[18:59:05] h4/rizon i can whip it out there

[18:59:21] h4/rizon it's compact

[18:59:41] h4/rizon you don't blow into Küken

[18:59:44] h4/rizon wth is wrong with you?

[19:00:15] h4/rizon filth!

[19:00:35] h4/rizon just another old perv on irc

[19:02:51] h4/rizon n8 Mikoolo o/

[20:38:43] h4/rizon huh

[20:38:44] h4/rizon .quote last

[20:39:24] h4/rizon .quote read 766

[20:39:35] h4/rizon .quote read 765

[20:39:40] h4/rizon .quote read 764

[20:41:38] h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[20:41:49] h4/rizon it's friday

[20:41:52] h4/rizon and you are still sober?

[20:41:58] h4/rizon what a bitch

[20:51:09] h4/rizon you dare doubt me?

[20:51:47] h4/rizon waste your time why don't you

[20:53:04] h4/rizon why?

[20:53:39] h4/rizon .u polytoxica

[20:53:45] h4/rizon internet too dumb to know

[20:58:19] h4/rizon dude

[20:58:30] h4/rizon du frisst TAbletten wegen einer Erkältung?

[20:58:35] h4/rizon einfach durchstehen vallah

[20:58:39] h4/rizon sei ein Mann habibi!

[21:01:32] h4/rizon na gut du alte Mundnutte

[21:01:47] h4/rizon Männergrippe ist krass

[21:51:26] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk don't pick that fight

[21:51:32] h4/rizon Amiga600 is ... how to put this?

[21:51:44] h4/rizon he was once on about some conspiracy garbage

[21:51:49] h4/rizon seems eccentric

[21:51:58] h4/rizon sagen wir so

[21:52:05] h4/rizon er wäre bei Pegida mitgelaufen und hätte geschrien, wer das Volk ist :D

[21:52:17] h4/rizon und was weg muss

[21:53:07] h4/rizon ist ja jetzt nicht so, als wäre irgendeine andere Nase auf der Position irgendwie anders

[21:53:21] h4/rizon kann mir im Endeffekt gleich sein, wer sich Kanzler schimpfen darf

[21:53:37] h4/rizon yeah but i found out i really don't care about him either

[21:53:56] h4/rizon and he finally managed to stop annoying me

[21:54:01] h4/rizon so i don'T wanna poke him to start again

[21:54:15] h4/rizon oh let me check the alist

[21:54:18] h4/rizon right, i can'T

[21:54:19] h4/rizon ...

[21:54:23] h4/rizon ja echt mal ComputerTech

[21:55:04] h4/rizon .akick list

[21:55:08] h4/rizon uuuh

[21:55:12] h4/rizon zato too?

[21:55:44] h4/rizon i hate that i know most of these people

[21:55:59] h4/rizon but i like that i argued with almost all of them :D

[21:56:07] h4/rizon they are on akick because i know them?

[21:56:29] h4/rizon not really necessary either

[21:56:38] h4/rizon indeed

[21:57:34] h4/rizon i think someone will be downgraded to @

[21:57:50] h4/rizon and you had to test it with me?

[21:58:14] h4/rizon yeah right

[21:58:19] h4/rizon next time try it with bandit

[21:58:22] h4/rizon lets see how that works out :D

[21:58:42] h4/rizon incredibly rude

[21:59:02] h4/rizon and you thought i would start abusing that lol

[21:59:48] h4/rizon you better deadly

[21:59:49] h4/rizon !

[22:00:02] h4/rizon night cunt o/

[22:00:12] h4/rizon huuuuge dick

[22:00:15] h4/rizon but pea-sized brain

[22:01:07] h4/rizon !bang

[22:01:22] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk cuntly?

[22:01:34] h4/rizon i do know ComputerTech :O

[22:02:02] h4/rizon yeah but germans had Wehrwölfe

[22:02:07] h4/rizon the h is not a typo

[22:03:07] h4/rizon that's ComputerTech's trigger discipline

[22:03:23] h4/rizon easy

[22:03:31] h4/rizon before firing, he presses 'R'

[22:03:33] h4/rizon to reload

[22:05:38] h4/rizon jein

[22:06:06] h4/rizon :)

[22:06:23] h4/rizon ich hab gerade wieder meine Liegestütze gemacht

[22:06:29] h4/rizon fühl mich jetzt ganz kräftig

[22:06:38] h4/rizon könnt ne Coladose mit der Hand zerquetschen

[22:07:07] h4/rizon rude

[22:07:12] h4/rizon did he just call me a liar?

[22:07:27] h4/rizon too german??

[22:07:30] h4/rizon pff

[22:07:32] h4/rizon his english sucks

[22:07:36] h4/rizon he probably means two germans

[22:07:39] h4/rizon and just called me fat

[22:07:48] h4/rizon is that it?

[22:07:55] h4/rizon are you saying i'm a chubby mcchubster?

[22:08:06] h4/rizon wow

[22:08:07] h4/rizon !

[22:08:10] h4/rizon yeah

[22:08:15] h4/rizon really rude!

[22:08:23] h4/rizon do you think i chose this life!?

[22:08:31] h4/rizon do you think eating three pizzas a day is fun??

[22:08:38] h4/rizon GETTING FAT TAKES STRENGTH

[22:08:41] h4/rizon AND DEDICATION

[22:08:50] h4/rizon to eat without being hungry at all

[22:09:00] h4/rizon keeping your daily steps <100 over weeks

[22:09:38] h4/rizon i think so too

[22:09:44] h4/rizon he keeps laughing like this was all a joke

[22:10:04] h4/rizon !bang

[22:10:07] h4/rizon !reload

[22:10:18] h4/rizon the guy with the 15 yo wife beat me to it

[22:10:37] h4/rizon na ja

[22:10:40] h4/rizon sie ist nicht mehr 15

[22:10:47] h4/rizon aber bei dem Altersunterschied

[22:10:54] h4/rizon kann sie kaum >15 gewesen sein, als die geheiratet haben

[22:11:27] h4/rizon er sagte auch sie ist zwischen 25-40 Jahre jünger als er

[22:11:41] h4/rizon er sieht jetzt nicht wie 60 aus

[22:11:42] h4/rizon :D

[22:11:57] h4/rizon joa

[22:12:03] h4/rizon oder das Bild ist fake

[22:12:31] h4/rizon don't HUH us!

[22:13:22] h4/rizon rude

[22:13:33] h4/rizon second time you just popped in to insult the poor guy

[22:13:46] h4/rizon laughing pretty loud

[22:14:09] h4/rizon dinner

[22:14:11] h4/rizon at 23:14

[22:14:13] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk

[22:14:15] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk!!

[22:14:20] h4/rizon der isst um 23:14 zu Mittag

[22:14:21] h4/rizon !!

[22:14:31] h4/rizon ja der Irre

[22:14:53] h4/rizon von wegen der arbeitet

[22:15:02] h4/rizon solche Essenszeiten kenne ich nur aus der Arbeitslosigkeit

[22:15:43] h4/rizon ganz meine Meinung

[22:20:51] h4/rizon nn o/

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