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joined #computertech
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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CoolKevin/rizon
joined #computertech
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.012s, which makes you a total of 403 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 27 (duck breaker). \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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foxy/rizon
looks at Kumool
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Kumool/rizon
flails arms
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Kumool/rizon
whistles away
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Kuro-chan/rizon
walks over to foxy with a golden brush
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foxy/rizon
why would you want to shoot me anyways?
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esjay/rizon
Are you retarded, shooting rope means to blast cock juice
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Kuro-chan/rizon
Bad enough we slaughter ducks, here. We gotta butcher chickens, too?!
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Kumool/rizon
dont be a dirty hippy, vegetarianism and veganism are anti nature
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Kumool/rizon
esjay: good idea, I'm gonna look at chicken porn
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foxy/rizon
i plan on makng chicken enchiladas tomorrow
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GK-KMFDM/rizon
joined #computertech
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esjay/rizon
I'm high, laying in just panties beside my window enjoying the cold air
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foxy/rizon
i just finished watching five nights at freddy's
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foxy/rizon
.yt five night at freddy's trailer
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' End3r just get shot by accident by foxy. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.452s, which makes you a total of 404 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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\g/rizon
Movie looks interesting
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy already has a gun and looks at foxy without understanding.
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\g/rizon
Torrents for it are already up
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\g/rizon
I should be adding it to Plex soon
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foxy/rizon
mine was added to plex 2 days ago
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foxy/rizon
i just saw it on there today
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.386s, which makes you a total of 405 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #499 added by Dr_DICK 17 weeks 6 days 11 hours 29 minutes 46 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <irish666> I watching a weird porn the other day. It was just a fat man crying and wanking at the same time. Then realized I hadn't turned the TV on.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.193s, which makes you a total of 32 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' drifter just get shot by accident by CoolKevin. [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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CoolKevin/rizon
just watching that trailer, ad blocker blocked 35 ads
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esjay/rizon
CoolKevin: I prefer having something on
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foxy/rizon
oh no how did you manage that?
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Kuro-chan/rizon
Can I offer advice from someone who has been through a double back injury himself without having my head chewed off?
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irish666/rizon
I was carrying something and slipped with it, not too heavy but very bulky
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Kuro-chan/rizon
But it was not what put me in the mess I am in now
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foxy/rizon
you might have pulled or strained a muscle
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Kuro-chan/rizon
yeah, backs are weird, because sometimes you do something and it's not immediate
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Kuro-chan/rizon
it may be hours later before you notice a problem
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foxy/rizon
ibuprofen if yall have that over there
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Kuro-chan/rizon
the day I hit the safe, it was a good 8 hours later before the real pain kicked in
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I stayed up all night playing doom because it was impossible to sleep
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irish666/rizon
Tbh I have some crazier stuff but I won’t take it today
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Kuro-chan/rizon
irish666: Hopefully you will get better soon. I would advise doing next to nothing for the next 3-7 days until the pain settles down, then only resume light activity for the next couple weeks.
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I never got that luxury when I hit the safe. I was stuck at school the next day, not that I could stay awake
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Kuro-chan/rizon
yeah, right through a ceiling in an office setting
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Kuro-chan/rizon
But it was 7 years before I recovered enough that it was only a trivial issue.
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irish666/rizon
I think after this I’ll focus on training my back more
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irish666/rizon
I’ve had two pulled muscles in the past month so I’m going to strengthen them
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foxy/rizon
add more calcium to your diet
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 6.985s, which makes you a total of 406 ducks (including 46 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [38 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Kumool/rizon
plenty of calcium in milk like drinks
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Kumool/rizon
almond milk and oat milk, just have cereal every mornin
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foxy/rizon
Vitamin A, found in yellow and orange fruits and vegetables, dark green leafy vegetables, fortified cereals, dairy products, and some fish and eggs, can act as an antioxidant and help combat inflammation.
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foxy/rizon
hard to tell if you buy from a grocery store
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Kumool/rizon
oh right, mericans have like, brands which indicate the soil or whatever
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foxy/rizon
well irish666 isn't american
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foxy/rizon
oh you mean first world problems?
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foxy/rizon
not everyone in first world countries are rich
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irish666/rizon
When bulking I’ll be back to normal amounts of everything
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CoolKevin/rizon
and the cheapest stuff is the poorest in nutrients and vitamins
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foxy/rizon
i should start taking vitamins
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Kuro-chan/rizon
sets cookies beside foxy
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Kumool/rizon
I think the first world label is not based around wealth but around allied nations v russia
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foxy/rizon
Mathew Perry has died aged 54 'after drowning in his jacuzzi at home
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Kumool/rizon
did they make sure? he normally already looks pretty bloated
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irish666/rizon
Also speaking of Yankeedom I might be back in the us next year
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foxy/rizon
at one point his colon ruptured
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.373s, which makes you a total of 33 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 0/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Clive_Rosfield > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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irish666/rizon
I actually need to get one of those new Brit passports lol
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\g/rizon
Possible it was drugs
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\g/rizon
Drowning at home is a pretty popular way to go among druggies
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\g/rizon
looks at Aaron Carter
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\g/rizon
looks at Whitney Houston
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
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DuckHunt/rizon
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Kumool > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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irish666/rizon
Shut up or I’ll hit you with my classist stick
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Whenever a duck is killed my computer screams.. this is becoming a problem when it happens and I am on the phone with a client.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
So I would like to respectfully request that no one shoot ducks while I am on the phone.
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irish666/rizon
Plus I’m from a small town in the uk nobody has ever heard of before
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Internets/rizon
:: London, GB :: Sunday Light Rain 10C / 51F 10C / 51F :: Monday Light Rain 10C / 50F 10C / 50F :: Tuesday Scattered Clouds 11C / 53F 11C / 53F :: Wednesday Light Rain 13C / 55F 13C / 55F ::
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\g/rizon
Didn't Rodney King drown at home too
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esjay/rizon
irish666 get more THC in you and the pain will subside
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\g/rizon
.cc rodney king death
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Internets/rizon
[W|A] Rodney King | date of death = Sunday, June 17, 2012
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\g/rizon
I think he got super drunk
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\g/rizon
And fell in the pool
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for kumool: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 10/10 | charg.: 0/2 | jammed: no (2 times) | confisc.: no (4 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] -4 xp | lvl 1 (tourist) / 24 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 50% bad hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 56% | effectiv. of fire: 12% | gun reliability: 85% | armor: 0% | deflection: 51%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 6.177s | average react. time: 3mn29.468s | 1 duck (incl. 0 golden duck) | 7 misses | 1 accident | 1 empty shot | 3 wild shots | 8 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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\g/rizon
His family found him at the bottom
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Kumool/rizon
goes to beg on the streets
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\g/rizon
Nah he got beat by police
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\g/rizon
And the police got off scott free
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\g/rizon
That's what caused the riots
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\g/rizon
punches esjay in the pinky fingernail
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irish666/rizon
Don’t get me started on what the Scots are responsible for
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irish666/rizon
Also off topic I heard the dude died by mi5 lol some spy claimed his death
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Clive_Rosfield/rizon
Rasputin was a playable character in the SNK fighting game World Heroes.
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\g/rizon
World Heroes Mission was a garbage movie
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\g/rizon
Cool fight scenes tho
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\g/rizon
me too foxy high five
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foxy/rizon
and won't be found until days later
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\g/rizon
I read folks with my heart condition don't often live beyond 55
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Clive_Rosfield/rizon
Of course it sucks, it's a video game movie, when are those ever good? Live action video game movies anyway.
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\g/rizon
Here's to a ballin 20 years
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foxy/rizon
the men in my family don't live past 60
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foxy/rizon
my oldest brother was like 53/54 when he died from cancer
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foxy/rizon
my youngest brother died at 21 from suicide
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.248s, which makes you a total of 65 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a silencer ! You won't frighten the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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foxy/rizon
his mom still thinks its murder
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.512s, which makes you a total of 66 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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\g/rizon
I think my mom was the youngest person in her family to die
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\g/rizon
Everyone else died in 80s-90s
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\g/rizon
My uncle is 80 and still going strong (unfortunately)
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foxy/rizon
she will probably out live you :P
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foxy/rizon
does she tell you any stories from the old days?
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\g/rizon
My uncle is severely mentally handicapped, he's got the mind of an 8 year old
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\g/rizon
I'm stuck taking care of him
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\g/rizon
As the years go on he'll continue to get slower and slower
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\g/rizon
Eventually he won't be able to walk
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\g/rizon
He goes to daycare every day from 8AM to 3ish PM but that's the extent of the help I get
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\g/rizon
I have to bathe him every morning
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\g/rizon
Wash his laundry etc etc
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esjay/rizon
\g, have you thought of letting him experience youth in asia?
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foxy/rizon
probably take him to his doctor's appointments too
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\g/rizon
esjay: That's not legal
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\g/rizon
And I'm not committing a crime
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KGB/rizon
joined #computertech
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\g/rizon
I've just kinda accepted the burden and I deal with it
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\g/rizon
Schedule his appts, manage his medicines, etc
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\g/rizon
His last appt his doctor told me he's surprisingly healthy for an 80 year old man
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\g/rizon
internally "Maaaaan don't tell me that"
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esjay/rizon
\g, I see so many fucking like 80 year olds that look late 50s around here and it surprises me
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\g/rizon
I just had to set up cameras in his bedroom and bathroom to figure out why the fuck he keeps pissing himself, and then putting on pants from days prior
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\g/rizon
Turns out it's because he dribbles all over his pants when he's using the toilet -_-
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wofmobile/rizon
foxy: my 102 yr gma died 2018, she was born in 1906 before normal people had electric in their homes, a car, and planes didn't exist... it was all horses
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\g/rizon
fighting wild bears along the way
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\g/rizon
with her bare hands and feet
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foxy/rizon
you mean they allowed women to go to school back then?
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irish666/rizon
Can’t believe that guy from friends died in an accidental wanking accident
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\g/rizon
is wanking what the irish call drowning
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.698s, which makes you a total of 407 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/7 | Chargers: 4/5
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wofmobile/rizon
foxy: it wasn't much as "school" it was part day school most day farm
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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\g/rizon
I'd listen if it were free forever
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\g/rizon
Shame 6 months isn't forever
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foxy/rizon
probably only for new subscribers too
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jeff_stacey/rizon
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KGB/rizon
use this code SXM-9L129KGYCP
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KGB/rizon
your car should support satellite radio though
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KGB/rizon
'cause it asks you for VIN/Radio ID
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Gentoo/rizon
>radio software is proprietary and pays proprietary music >it's meant to be free
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Angel/rizon
n0s3y|afk meant to say: onstall gentoo in your car's radio PLEASE.
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\g/rizon
nods
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/2] Fr-onstar :: The service friends [provide] when you are experiencing problems with your car - either it's [broken down] or you otherwise can't [access] it. ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [2/2] Fr-onstar :: The service friends [provide] when you are experiencing problems with your car - either it's [broken down] or you otherwise can't [access] it. ::
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Peorth/rizon
no one wants to hear your autistic ranting about linux
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Gentoo/rizon
Don't forget that Linux is proprietary software.
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Rizon/rizon
kicked Gentoo/rizon (go fellate rms elsewhere)
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\g/rizon
Why use sirius where you have no control over what's playing
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\g/rizon
When you can use one of the tens of streaming services out there
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\g/rizon
pats his Spotify
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\g/rizon
Well yeah, but that's what shuffle is for :^)