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[05:45:45] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[05:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon I am fresh outa the shower.

[05:45:56] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[05:55:35] Mikoolo/rizon I think he faked it if you accidentally shot him, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[05:55:37] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[05:56:12] Mikoolo/rizon Or did I miss something?

[05:56:41] Mikoolo/rizon Aaaaah

[05:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon For duckhunt

[05:57:30] Mikoolo/rizon I got the bot on ignore.

[05:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon Why?

[05:57:58] Mikoolo/rizon I'm going to go get an x-ray later today h4. My bus leaves in 1:20 hours.

[05:58:38] Mikoolo/rizon I swear I am not up at this hour because I think it's fun.

[05:58:49] Mikoolo/rizon Already did :D

[05:58:55] Mikoolo/rizon I woke up 05:30.

[05:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon No tmi would be describing the feeling as it pushes through the sphincter and the smell, h4.

[05:59:54] Mikoolo/rizon I poop every morning if I am going somewhere.

[06:00:09] Mikoolo/rizon Coz usually the jobs I've had so far takes us far far away from toilets.

[06:00:21] Mikoolo/rizon So gotta have a nice empty colon.

[06:00:42] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why I double poop.

[06:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Sometimes.

[06:00:56] Mikoolo/rizon Oh god.

[06:01:22] Mikoolo/rizon Sometimes I text my mum "Thanks for making me a boy." when I see the state a public toilet is in when I only need to pee.

[06:03:03] Mikoolo/rizon Whats the longest you've gone without pooping h4?

[06:03:22] Mikoolo/rizon Mine is 3 or 4 days.

[06:03:43] Mikoolo/rizon When I did muster.

[06:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon .t en sv muster

[06:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon .t en sv muster conscription

[06:04:16] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv de mönstring

[06:04:21] Mikoolo/rizon That.

[06:04:51] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck.

[06:04:54] Mikoolo/rizon You got me beat.

[06:05:05] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[06:05:28] Mikoolo/rizon Could have gone in the bushes.

[06:06:14] Mikoolo/rizon I've done it twice.

[06:06:16] Mikoolo/rizon But man.

[06:06:19] Mikoolo/rizon enough scat talk

[06:06:25] Mikoolo/rizon Lets save it for when sushi-chan is around.

[06:06:54] Mikoolo/rizon And I am gonna put on my stihl boots.

[06:06:56] Mikoolo/rizon We got snow.

[06:07:01] Mikoolo/rizon And I haven't bought new winter shoes yet.

[06:07:10] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[06:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunrise hamburg

[06:07:30] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunrise lulea

[06:07:35] Mikoolo/rizon Hey

[06:07:45] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunrise hamburg december 21st

[06:07:53] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunrise lulea december 21st

[06:07:56] Mikoolo/rizon Ha!

[06:08:08] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunset hamburg december 21st

[06:08:13] Mikoolo/rizon HAHAHAHA

[06:08:19] Mikoolo/rizon You got loads of sun in winter, h4.

[06:08:25] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunset lulea december 21st

[06:08:48] Mikoolo/rizon Come here and say it ain't enough.

[06:09:14] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't bitter.

[06:09:18] Mikoolo/rizon I am rude.

[06:09:32] Mikoolo/rizon Also bbl, bus to the city center leaves in 10 minutes.

[14:44:41] Mikoolo/rizon Home!

[14:59:01] Mikoolo/rizon Those people should use hand sanitizer as lube on each other, foxy.

[15:00:22] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking young pretty nurse failed to jab me 2 times in a row with the contrast fluid needle today.

[15:00:57] Mikoolo/rizon The old wrinkly nurse she did it in one go afterwards.

[15:00:59] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah blink.

[15:02:51] Mikoolo/rizon I had to go to the next town over for the x-ray this time, blink.

[15:03:39] Mikoolo/rizon The first nurse asked "Have they ever had trouble jabbing you before?" I told her "No, never."

[15:03:58] Mikoolo/rizon no

[15:04:18] Mikoolo/rizon I was too busy looking at her face than to notice any vodka in her breath, blink.

[15:04:46] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah phonekait. Nurses in sweden wear clothes.

[15:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know what they wear over there.

[15:44:37] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/NMw1yBG.mp4

[15:47:43] Mikoolo/rizon h4 have you ever realized that September, October, November and December ain't the 7th, 8th, 9th or 10th months of the year?

[15:52:16] Mikoolo/rizon People still play TF2?

[15:52:29] Mikoolo/rizon Years ago.

[15:54:34] Mikoolo/rizon Please, do not fuck deadly.

[15:55:12] Mikoolo/rizon We don't need more than one deadly on this planet.

[15:55:43] Mikoolo/rizon Suuure.

[15:56:32] Mikoolo/rizon I am agreeing with you deadly. I am not disputing your claims of being "awesome".

[15:58:15] Mikoolo/rizon deadly left or right, pick fast!

[15:58:47] Mikoolo/rizon Ok not fast enough.

[15:59:57] Mikoolo/rizon Is that you ington?

[16:00:39] Mikoolo/rizon I'll keep your secret.

[16:01:39] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[16:02:46] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like crpgs, Lex?

[16:03:39] Mikoolo/rizon Would you appreciate it if I help you to be productive by banning you from this channel until you ask for it to be removed, Frogorg?

[16:04:56] Mikoolo/rizon I take that as a no, Frogorg.

[16:06:51] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[16:08:11] Mikoolo/rizon Get Pillars of Eternity if you want another good crpg, zof.

[16:08:45] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah but the other one has a subtitle.

[16:08:49] Mikoolo/rizon The first one doesn't.

[16:11:55] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I am tempted to get an orange pi 5.

[16:12:17] Mikoolo/rizon No idea

[16:12:25] Mikoolo/rizon But it can run Half Life 2 in 1080p.

[16:13:08] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah, Raspberry has better support for that.

[16:13:42] Mikoolo/rizon No idea.

[16:13:54] Mikoolo/rizon But I've been thinking about getting a raspberry pi for years.

[16:14:13] Mikoolo/rizon Just saw the orange pi 5 running half life 2 the other day.

[16:14:19] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/qaTsAGSo94U

[16:15:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/qaTsAGSo94U?t=132 crashes on that timestamp to desktop.

[16:15:50] Mikoolo/rizon Thanks but no thanks.

[16:16:11] Mikoolo/rizon It saddens me when a proper english bloke like yourself rejects proper cider for shit, deadly.

[16:16:44] Mikoolo/rizon SHAME!

[16:17:11] Mikoolo/rizon It's noff not nov.

[16:17:13] Mikoolo/rizon Smirnoff

[16:17:29] Mikoolo/rizon And smirnoff ice is for kids.

[16:17:51] Mikoolo/rizon Taste it and say it ain't for kids, deadly.

[16:18:18] Mikoolo/rizon See deadly. Chiester agrees with me.

[16:18:55] Mikoolo/rizon Kopparbergs and Rekorderlig are also alco pops.

[16:19:01] Mikoolo/rizon ALco pop

[16:19:12] Mikoolo/rizon CoolKevin is cooler than water, Lex.

[16:19:33] Mikoolo/rizon @seen CoolKevin

[16:20:14] Mikoolo/rizon We're not, deadly.

[16:20:22] Mikoolo/rizon We're hating products not people.

[16:21:03] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't had kassler for years now.

[16:21:20] Mikoolo/rizon I don't like it much but now I want some.

[16:21:58] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:22:18] Mikoolo/rizon -10c is nothing.

[16:22:29] Mikoolo/rizon Why rip me, Lex?

[16:22:52] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a fair point from the one from a country that kneeled down to suck on it, deadly.

[16:23:01] Mikoolo/rizon DANELAW!

[16:23:10] Mikoolo/rizon Make england scandinavian again!

[16:23:55] Mikoolo/rizon h4, is Lex ComputerTech in disguise? It's doing the furry owo things.

[16:24:39] Mikoolo/rizon Oh wait.

[16:24:48] Mikoolo/rizon h4! Good news!

[16:25:04] Mikoolo/rizon I can tell Lex about myself! They might not have heard about it yet!

[16:25:22] Mikoolo/rizon I know!

[16:25:34] Mikoolo/rizon But I'll wait a week.

[16:25:37] Mikoolo/rizon To see if they stay.

[16:25:42] Mikoolo/rizon Then I can tell them.

[16:26:02] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not a bad idea.

[16:26:13] Mikoolo/rizon But it would take effort.

[16:27:17] Mikoolo/rizon I just ignore those when I google a issue I'm having with something computer related, h4.

[16:27:20] Mikoolo/rizon And go straight to forums.

[16:27:59] Mikoolo/rizon It has worked for me so far.

[16:28:47] Mikoolo/rizon Does ddg.com work?

[16:28:58] Mikoolo/rizon Or does it direct you to some other place than duckduckgo?

[16:30:06] Mikoolo/rizon People use bing?

[16:41:29] Mikoolo/rizon Connection Failed, attempting reconnection in 10 seconds.

[16:51:20] Mikoolo/rizon https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3113183979.3788/gsss,extra_large,product_square,1000x1000.jpg

[16:59:28] Mikoolo/rizon They have a competition, quartzhrts.

[16:59:42] Mikoolo/rizon The winner gets a weekend date with ComputerTech's mum.

[17:00:33] Mikoolo/rizon Found this and I hate it. https://i.imgur.com/SXMM87C.jpeg

[17:01:11] Mikoolo/rizon I expected to hate it less if I posted it in here but I don't.

[17:09:15] Mikoolo/rizon Miggy-Kun, PapaFrog or Frogorg?

[17:09:35] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[17:09:37] Mikoolo/rizon Toy trains

[17:10:07] Mikoolo/rizon Those old ancient vintage collectable ones?

[17:11:05] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds old enough for you to find schematics and be able to repair them yourself unless you fuck up and it causes a fire.

[17:11:28] Mikoolo/rizon Have you seen his mum, quartzhrts?

[17:13:12] Mikoolo/rizon Reply: "I'm busy at the sheep pens with my pants down and bent over a haybale, wof." - ComputerTech

[17:13:57] Mikoolo/rizon She's fine.

[18:01:08] Mikoolo/rizon Ducks?

[18:02:10] Mikoolo/rizon Well, please do that right when someone joins, that'll make them think theres a duck, Sander.

[18:02:22] Mikoolo/rizon !bang

[18:05:36] Mikoolo/rizon !votefor deadly

[18:07:33] Mikoolo/rizon Do you mean the word Fuck, TheFatherMind?

[18:07:48] Mikoolo/rizon It's a fucking versatile word that needs to be fucking used whenever the fuck you can.

[18:08:24] Mikoolo/rizon Have you seen the video about the word fuck, TheFatherMind?

[18:08:38] Mikoolo/rizon TheFatherMind https://youtu.be/26UA578yQ5g

[18:08:42] Mikoolo/rizon That one Sander

[18:09:52] Mikoolo/rizon Are you aware of this one TheFatherMind? https://youtu.be/A8zWWp0akUU

[18:11:32] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't seem like you've seen that second video then, TheFatherMind.

[18:14:17] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no slang in the video TheFatherMind.

[18:15:36] Mikoolo/rizon Now you see a slang, zof.

[18:15:51] Mikoolo/rizon Where?

[18:15:54] Mikoolo/rizon WHO LIED?

[18:18:42] Mikoolo/rizon yourn't'll*

[18:20:07] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah I was gonna put in a new discworld audiobook in my phone.

[18:20:46] Mikoolo/rizon TheFatherMind pick a number from 1 to 40.

[18:21:02] Mikoolo/rizon Or one between 0 (if 0 comes before 1) and 41

[18:22:02] Mikoolo/rizon I'll give him some more time to chose a number first, Fensta. Then I'll take your suggestion.

[18:22:16] Mikoolo/rizon 4 is Mort.

[18:22:23] Mikoolo/rizon The book about Death's apprentice.

[18:24:21] Mikoolo/rizon Sad news. I have accepted that it's christmas. I bought Julmust today.

[18:24:50] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en julmust

[18:24:55] Mikoolo/rizon .u julmust

[18:27:44] Mikoolo/rizon Fensta I'll pick 21 instead, sorry.

[18:27:51] Mikoolo/rizon Even tho TheFatherMind never picked a number.

[18:28:07] Mikoolo/rizon 21 is Jingo, the 4th Sam Vimes book.

[18:47:59] Mikoolo/rizon deadly fix your shit.

[18:48:12] Mikoolo/rizon You're having a irc epilepsy attack.

[18:48:28] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[18:50:53] Mikoolo/rizon Cheetos is a shitos.

[18:51:15] Mikoolo/rizon shit os, deadly.

[18:51:30] Mikoolo/rizon cheet os

[18:51:41] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not what I said.

[18:55:59] Mikoolo/rizon Need ducttape deadly?

[18:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon I kan ghet you ducttape, deadly.

[19:03:32] Mikoolo/rizon I can't remember when you had a connection issue last time, deadly.

[19:05:34] Mikoolo/rizon When in doubt blame ComputerTech.

[19:23:35] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulations End3r!

[19:23:45] Mikoolo/rizon Hurray!

[19:25:28] Mikoolo/rizon Just cancell the download and play ion fury instead, End3r.

[19:36:06] Mikoolo/rizon You learned to know ComputerTech, TheFatherMind.

[19:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon .u IFC

[19:52:25] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester lets sing together https://youtu.be/NAg4YvV0Ma0

[20:16:18] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en perse

[20:27:16] Mikoolo/rizon nite

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