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[05:56:57] h4/rizon :O

[05:57:31] h4/rizon i detest you getting up that early without having to work Mikoolo

[05:57:34] h4/rizon you should stop that!

[05:58:38] h4/rizon oh fair

[05:58:44] h4/rizon gotta take a shit before and all

[05:58:55] h4/rizon huh

[05:58:55] h4/rizon tmi

[05:59:11] h4/rizon usually takes me a cup of coffee or two to drop one

[05:59:18] h4/rizon even worse when i have to work on premise

[05:59:29] h4/rizon i get up way too early for my colon to be ready

[05:59:43] h4/rizon so i have to take a shit in the office instead

[05:59:53] h4/rizon as long as i'm getting paid

[06:00:32] h4/rizon does not work for me all the time

[06:00:49] h4/rizon but my body is trained to prevent me using toilets i don't want to use

[06:00:59] h4/rizon so it gets pushed back to evening

[06:01:07] h4/rizon double poop

[06:01:08] h4/rizon lol

[06:01:21] h4/rizon my highly efficient mind thinks you poop multi-threaded

[06:01:45] h4/rizon you'd be surprised how filthy germans in

[06:01:48] h4/rizon .t de en behörden

[06:01:50] h4/rizon sind

[06:01:52] h4/rizon are

[06:02:02] h4/rizon you look at some of those fat sloppy fuckers

[06:02:03] h4/rizon !bang

[06:02:05] h4/rizon !reload

[06:02:05] h4/rizon !bang

[06:02:07] h4/rizon !bang

[06:02:08] h4/rizon !bang

[06:02:19] h4/rizon and the toilets

[06:02:21] h4/rizon disgusting

[06:02:30] h4/rizon no wonder my body knows how to prevent me from taking a shit there and then

[06:04:19] h4/rizon oh god

[06:04:27] h4/rizon it was when i was in elementary school

[06:04:36] h4/rizon we went to that island amrum in the north sea

[06:04:43] h4/rizon and i really did not like going on public toilets

[06:04:47] h4/rizon i think it was five days

[06:04:52] h4/rizon it hurt like fucking hell the last day

[06:05:00] h4/rizon and then it was really difficult to shit at all

[06:05:12] h4/rizon it's not like i wanted this

[06:05:16] h4/rizon my body decided that for me

[06:05:28] h4/rizon my parents were shocked when they heard

[06:05:47] h4/rizon lol in the bushes

[06:05:57] h4/rizon i only had to do that once in life

[06:06:25] h4/rizon yeah

[06:06:28] h4/rizon don't wanna wake up Juest

[06:07:14] h4/rizon .w

[06:07:18] h4/rizon yeah we got...autumn

[06:07:28] h4/rizon i somewhat hope for a lot more snow this year

[06:07:40] h4/rizon yeah

[06:08:35] h4/rizon well

[06:08:41] h4/rizon it's still not enough

[06:08:44] h4/rizon winter is depressing

[06:08:46] h4/rizon always dark

[06:09:08] h4/rizon don't want to become as bitter as you :D

[06:09:59] h4/rizon [06:57:58] <&Mikoolo> I'm going to go get an x-ray later today h4. My bus leaves in 1:20 hours.

[07:53:25] h4/rizon he is too spammy for my liking

[07:53:39] h4/rizon also the fact that his messages arrive via trashrelay annoys me

[07:54:05] h4/rizon check out voidlinux tonychess747

[07:54:22] h4/rizon also stop talking shit

[07:54:27] h4/rizon The web browser of mozilla (which is chromium Google-based)

[07:54:41] h4/rizon literally the only browser that is not based on that chromium ad platform

[07:55:04] h4/rizon <TonyChess747> Howcome nobody denounce those things?

[07:55:11] h4/rizon easy, people aren't smart enough to care

[07:55:25] h4/rizon they just want stuff to work so they can access service xy which everyone uses

[07:55:31] h4/rizon they don't give two shits about it

[07:55:40] h4/rizon think outside the box

[07:55:52] h4/rizon you'd be surprised how many people don't even mind ads while browsing

[07:56:04] h4/rizon who just accept all and any prompts by any program or page

[07:56:13] h4/rizon just to get that prompt out of their way

[07:56:20] h4/rizon they don't read nor understand what they just agreed to

[07:56:28] h4/rizon they haven't changed anything

[07:56:34] h4/rizon firefox was never based on chromium

[07:56:47] h4/rizon and it will never be

[07:57:13] h4/rizon right

[07:57:19] h4/rizon surely you are right

[07:57:26] h4/rizon you have seen it in code after all

[07:57:35] h4/rizon it seems so

[07:58:08] h4/rizon hey!

[07:58:17] h4/rizon he grepped the code

[07:58:20] h4/rizon and found chrome

[07:58:21] h4/rizon !

[07:58:42] h4/rizon right

[07:59:13] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk do you think computerbild is available in english? :D

[07:59:20] h4/rizon there must be an equivalent

[07:59:43] h4/rizon no

[07:59:44] h4/rizon they did not

[08:00:30] h4/rizon n0s3y|afk handle this please

[08:00:34] h4/rizon i gotta buy groceries :D

[08:00:45] h4/rizon just nod and smile

[08:01:50] h4/rizon uhm

[08:01:54] h4/rizon so i don't have to later?

[08:01:59] h4/rizon but you got a point there

[08:02:04] h4/rizon at this time all the old farts are around

[08:02:15] h4/rizon oh ja

[08:02:21] h4/rizon Brille zuhause vergessen

[08:02:27] h4/rizon hält Kassierer das Portemonnaie hin :D

[08:02:59] h4/rizon ach halt den Rand Tony

[08:03:07] h4/rizon du hast doch keinen blassen Schimmer, was du da laberst

[08:03:17] h4/rizon Randfigur

[08:03:24] h4/rizon haha

[08:03:25] h4/rizon wait

[08:03:32] h4/rizon that was a thing at pizza hut even in germany decades back

[08:03:43] h4/rizon and i'm sure you can buy that frozen somewhere

[08:03:49] h4/rizon or just make it yourself

[08:03:56] h4/rizon i mean preparing a dough is trivially easy

[08:04:12] h4/rizon yournamehere echt mal

[08:04:13] h4/rizon stirb einfach

[08:04:23] h4/rizon unbelievable

[08:04:32] h4/rizon yournamehere free to be shot on a weekday

[08:04:58] h4/rizon haha :D

[08:05:02] h4/rizon wait

[08:05:07] h4/rizon weren't you the one eating frozen pizza?

[08:05:10] h4/rizon or was that another german?

[08:05:13] h4/rizon might have been toni

[08:05:55] h4/rizon he must have inhaled some RMS

[08:06:01] h4/rizon digga Aldi Süd

[08:06:05] h4/rizon richtig low

[08:06:23] h4/rizon 461g

[08:06:25] h4/rizon ja geil

[08:06:27] h4/rizon locker 3000 kcal :D

[08:06:47] h4/rizon das Spiel?

[08:07:15] h4/rizon wenn ich Aldi Süd sehe

[08:07:18] h4/rizon kommt norddeutsche Wut in mir hoch

[08:07:29] h4/rizon gleich als FAss :D

[08:07:36] h4/rizon F-Ass

[08:07:38] h4/rizon :O

[08:08:00] h4/rizon hm

[08:08:05] h4/rizon nun ist Bier eher was für Kerle

[08:08:17] h4/rizon I've just found myself.

[08:08:19] h4/rizon LOL

[08:08:23] h4/rizon congrats tonychess

[08:08:45] h4/rizon klingt nach Zucker in Plastik

[08:08:52] h4/rizon ich muss mir heute ne Pizza backen

[08:08:59] h4/rizon hab noch Reste von gestern übrig, die verarbeitet werden wollen

[08:09:13] h4/rizon igitt

[08:09:19] h4/rizon ich find sogar Cola ekelhaft

[08:09:26] h4/rizon und das ist auch nur Zucker in Plastik

[08:09:44] h4/rizon hab noch ne Flasche Cola von meiner Feier vor drei Monaten hier rumstehen

[08:09:53] h4/rizon stfu Tony

[08:10:00] h4/rizon aber

[08:10:01] h4/rizon ABER

[08:10:06] h4/rizon Rum kann man auch so trinken

[08:10:37] h4/rizon Tony you're the equivalent of a facebook user who just read about vaccines and how they kill freedom-loving americunts

[08:10:43] h4/rizon only you found out what a keyboard and mouse do

[08:10:50] h4/rizon now you dive into shit you hardly understand

[08:10:54] h4/rizon draw the wrong conclusions

[08:10:59] h4/rizon and bitch about it to the wrong people

[08:11:12] h4/rizon try facebook instead, sure these morons over there will believe you since they can't possibly know any better

[08:11:39] h4/rizon ja

[08:11:41] h4/rizon auch

[08:11:43] h4/rizon hade <3

[08:17:07] h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech <+tr> [T] <TonyChess747> lol..what? ...Im ..im...bugged..im bugged! all over!

[08:17:19] h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech hey look, one of your projects has come alive :D

[08:18:26] h4/rizon yeah, ComputerTech

[09:13:30] h4/rizon oh god

[09:13:33] h4/rizon you are still here?

[09:13:46] h4/rizon <TonyChess747> Im bullyied all around. Im gangstalked...by an army of guys all around.

[09:13:47] h4/rizon gay

[09:38:03] h4/rizon oh wow

[09:38:06] h4/rizon is that you logout?

[09:38:15] h4/rizon or that other guy that came in here talking about being homeless

[09:38:46] h4/rizon so you are homeless and got access to the internet in a shelter

[09:38:55] h4/rizon and the first thing you do is connecting to an irc sever

[09:38:56] h4/rizon *server

[09:39:03] h4/rizon to tell us how mozilla based their browser on chrome

[09:39:04] h4/rizon !bang

[09:39:18] h4/rizon get help idiot

[09:51:46] h4/rizon always knew there was some IE in that thing

[09:51:51] h4/rizon just the awesomeness of the browser

[09:51:53] h4/rizon i felt it!

[10:14:58] h4/rizon can someone over there get rid of that idiot?

[10:36:15] h4/rizon !bang

[10:36:16] h4/rizon !bang

[10:36:17] h4/rizon !bang

[10:36:18] h4/rizon !bang

[10:36:19] h4/rizon !bang

[10:36:21] h4/rizon !reload

[11:55:07] h4/rizon depends on the arm you are stretching

[11:55:09] h4/rizon oh

[11:55:12] h4/rizon the right one

[11:55:15] h4/rizon pun intended

[11:55:44] h4/rizon but yes that is appropriate

[11:55:51] h4/rizon once the aryans take control of the world again

[11:55:58] h4/rizon you will be a great commodity

[11:58:29] h4/rizon !bang

[11:58:31] h4/rizon !reload

[11:58:32] h4/rizon !bang

[15:52:14] h4/rizon !bang

[15:52:21] h4/rizon what?

[15:52:24] h4/rizon did you smoke weed?

[15:52:42] h4/rizon huh

[15:52:48] h4/rizon fuck you :D

[15:52:56] h4/rizon that would make sense

[15:54:14] h4/rizon :O

[15:54:25] h4/rizon :OO

[15:54:45] h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech tensions in your channel are rising! Peorth and deadly just took off their shirts and scream at each other

[15:55:09] h4/rizon yeah you are <3

[15:55:52] h4/rizon an awesome piece of meat

[15:55:55] h4/rizon works

[15:56:00] h4/rizon well not you ofc

[15:56:03] h4/rizon the assumption works

[15:56:52] h4/rizon deadly don't take these insults from Mikoolo!

[15:56:57] h4/rizon he's nothing but a swede!

[15:57:08] h4/rizon what's he gonna do? Throw with ikea furniture?

[15:57:21] h4/rizon stuff you with those disgustingly sweet mini cakes?

[15:57:28] h4/rizon oof

[16:00:15] h4/rizon oof

[16:00:19] h4/rizon trying really hard Mikoolo :D

[16:01:38] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg!!

[16:01:48] h4/rizon you bought Cities Skylines 2

[16:01:55] h4/rizon for real?

[16:02:01] h4/rizon and you regret it?

[16:02:58] h4/rizon so what was the bad decision then?

[16:03:15] h4/rizon but

[16:03:18] h4/rizon :(

[16:03:40] h4/rizon you are working on your relationship to strangers in textbased chat

[16:03:46] h4/rizon how could that not be productive?

[16:08:32] h4/rizon Mikoolo first or second?

[16:08:38] h4/rizon there are two games

[16:12:09] h4/rizon it has an M2 slot

[16:12:10] h4/rizon right?

[16:12:17] h4/rizon unlike the rpi5 where you need an additional module

[16:12:27] h4/rizon thing with these chinese boards is

[16:12:38] h4/rizon getting a distro

[16:12:53] h4/rizon i got a banana pi 2 and other than some debian version supplied by the vendor itself

[16:12:56] h4/rizon which i really don't trust

[16:13:01] h4/rizon there is no available distro

[16:13:20] h4/rizon even some ODROID boards

[16:13:36] h4/rizon what do you want to use it for?

[16:13:54] h4/rizon then rather go with something more supported

[16:14:00] h4/rizon like the raspberry pi

[16:14:30] h4/rizon would that not require it to run windows?

[16:14:36] h4/rizon or did they emulate it with wine?

[16:14:39] h4/rizon oh the horror :O

[16:16:39] h4/rizon shame

[16:16:40] h4/rizon SHAME

[16:18:19] h4/rizon dude lol

[16:18:20] h4/rizon smirnoff ice

[16:18:23] h4/rizon i drank that with 13

[16:18:24] h4/rizon to be cool

[16:18:39] h4/rizon alco pops

[16:19:01] h4/rizon disgusting

[16:19:09] h4/rizon and those abominations where they took proper beer

[16:19:12] h4/rizon and mixed cola in it

[16:19:13] h4/rizon filthy!

[16:24:56] h4/rizon yay?

[16:25:18] h4/rizon oh god

[16:25:22] h4/rizon good guess Lex

[16:25:26] h4/rizon it has to do with the eyes

[16:25:53] h4/rizon can't you just write a blog post about it?

[16:26:00] h4/rizon https://blog.computertech.co when?

[16:26:11] h4/rizon i mean it's simply DRY

[16:26:17] h4/rizon Don't Repeat Yourself

[16:26:40] h4/rizon ofc they do

[16:26:46] h4/rizon people who got interesting stuff to tell at least

[16:26:56] h4/rizon meaning people in the computer industry

[16:26:59] h4/rizon security researchers

[16:27:00] h4/rizon the like

[16:27:48] h4/rizon Mikoolo your first mistake is using google

[16:27:53] h4/rizon as far as i have heard

[16:28:01] h4/rizon a lot of garbage gets pushed to the top of the search results

[16:28:13] h4/rizon the quality of results has decreased significantly

[16:28:28] h4/rizon have not used google in a decade though

[16:28:33] h4/rizon duckduckgo actually works for me

[16:28:53] h4/rizon duck.com is a thing

[16:29:45] h4/rizon obviously not

[16:29:57] h4/rizon but it's still better than google or bing

[16:51:28] h4/rizon here we go!

[16:59:05] h4/rizon quartzhrts yeah it got reset a month ago

[16:59:08] h4/rizon !topduck

[19:37:05] h4/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS based show

[19:59:37] h4/rizon oh dear

[19:59:44] h4/rizon we actually got something in common Clive_Rosfield :O

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