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[00:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:00:01] m0n/rizon CT, you rubbin everyone in here

[00:00:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.797s, which makes you a total of 510 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:00:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:00:12] * ComputerTech/rizon hands m0n a Heineken

[00:00:17] m0n/rizon lol

[00:00:18] ComputerTech/rizon except you uncle m0n, I don't do incest

[00:00:21] ComputerTech/rizon :x

[00:00:24] ComputerTech/rizon kek

[00:00:26] * ComputerTech/rizon runs

[00:00:43] * Kuro-chan/rizon re-claims ComputerTech's lap

[00:00:48] m0n/rizon yeah don't want one eye pointing in different direction children

[00:00:49] * Kuro-chan/rizon sits down like a good kuro

[00:00:56] ComputerTech/rizon m0n lolol

[00:01:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:01:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:01:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:01:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:01:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:01:09] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:01:09] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.116s, which makes you a total of 511 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:01:13] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[00:01:18] m0n/rizon fuck them birds that game is rigged

[00:01:23] m0n/rizon I know who rigged it too

[00:01:28] TheFatherMind/rizon NOT I!

[00:01:29] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[00:01:32] m0n/rizon grumpy ass old fk

[00:01:34] m0n/rizon :p

[00:01:38] ComputerTech/rizon m0n, ?????????

[00:01:40] TheFatherMind/rizon Oh yeah.. that would be me.

[00:01:40] ComputerTech/rizon >_>

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[00:01:44] ComputerTech/rizon <_<

[00:01:44] m0n/rizon not you CT

[00:01:54] * ComputerTech/rizon gets walking cane out

[00:01:57] * ComputerTech/rizon shakes cane

[00:01:58] m0n/rizon :)

[00:02:15] m0n/rizon shake it gramps

[00:02:18] ComputerTech/rizon kek

[00:02:18] foxy/rizon get off my lawn

[00:02:20] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 19

[00:02:21] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 21 hours 33 minutes and 56 seconds.

[00:02:22] m0n/rizon lol

[00:02:23] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 9

[00:02:24] ComputerTech/rizon hehe

[00:02:25] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[00:02:36] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 11

[00:02:37] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just bought sunglasses in exchange for 5 xp points. These glasses protect you against the dazzling effect of the mirror for 24h.

[00:02:40] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 6

[00:02:41] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[00:02:44] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 10

[00:02:45] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[00:02:47] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 8

[00:02:47] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses. Your purchase made you go back to level 30 (duck eviscerator).

[00:02:49] m0n/rizon brb I need I think some herbal remedy

[00:02:52] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 4

[00:02:52] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[00:03:16] foxy/rizon !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[00:03:17] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You throw a bucket of water on TheFatherMind in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 13 (duck chewer).

[00:03:26] TheFatherMind/rizon Oh Dear

[00:03:30] ComputerTech/rizon o wow

[00:03:32] ComputerTech/rizon !topduck

[00:03:32] DuckHunt/rizon The top duck(s) are: thefathermind with 4912 xp | peorth with 3011 xp | admiral_hubris with 1305 xp | h4 with 1229 xp | neo_nemesis with 1091 xp

[00:04:33] TheFatherMind/rizon It is only because everyone else is wasting their money tossing buckets of water on me.

[00:05:23] ComputerTech/rizon !shop 15 TheFatherMind

[00:05:24] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech > You throw a handful of sand in TheFatherMind's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, but his weapon was lubricated and the sand had no effect. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).

[00:05:29] ComputerTech/rizon who would do such a thing!?

[00:05:30] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[00:05:42] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 6

[00:05:44] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[00:05:45] \g/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:05:50] TheFatherMind/rizon Hahaha no

[00:06:03] TheFatherMind/rizon And of course I am the only one that gets kicked for that.

[00:06:10] ComputerTech/rizon <3

[00:06:28] ComputerTech/rizon m0n

[00:06:34] m0n/rizon yo

[00:06:37] ComputerTech/rizon I'm drinking Heineken rn

[00:06:38] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[00:06:38] foxy/rizon !shop 17 TheFatherMind

[00:06:40] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of TheFatherMind's gun in exchange for 14 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 13 (duck chewer).

[00:06:45] m0n/rizon sweet brotha

[00:06:47] ComputerTech/rizon yee

[00:06:53] * m0n/rizon pounds his chest

[00:07:03] ComputerTech/rizon ayy

[00:07:04] foxy/rizon Tarzan

[00:07:04] TheFatherMind/rizon Wait WTF does that do?????

[00:07:08] ComputerTech/rizon cheers m0n <3

[00:07:29] m0n/rizon naw, more like a klingon one-armed honor chest pound

[00:07:39] m0n/rizon cheers

[00:07:50] foxy/rizon cheers

[00:07:56] ComputerTech/rizon cheers

[00:07:57] foxy/rizon I'm drinking water

[00:07:57] m0n/rizon just inhaled something

[00:08:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[00:08:09] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/7 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:08:16] * ComputerTech/rizon tips beer bottle of foxy's glass of water

[00:09:10] foxy/rizon .f

[00:09:10] Internets/rizon :: Swartz, USA :: Friday Clear Sky 9C / 48F 8C / 47F :: Saturday Clear Sky 7C / 45F 6C / 44F :: Sunday Clear Sky 5C / 41F 5C / 41F :: Monday Clear Sky 4C / 40F 4C / 40F ::

[00:09:14] ComputerTech/rizon .f

[00:09:14] Internets/rizon :: Dungannon, GB :: Friday Few Clouds 3C / 38F 1C / 33F :: Saturday Few Clouds 4C / 39F 2C / 36F :: Sunday Light Rain 8C / 47F 8C / 47F :: Monday Light Rain 10C / 50F 10C / 50F ::

[00:09:16] foxy/rizon yay

[00:09:17] ComputerTech/rizon brrr

[00:09:26] foxy/rizon i need snow now

[00:09:27] * ComputerTech/rizon snuggles with foxy

[00:09:30] ComputerTech/rizon .w

[00:09:30] Internets/rizon :: Dungannon, GB :: Conditions Scattered Clouds :: Temperature -0.27C / 31.514F :: Pressure 978mb :: Humidity 91% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2650729 ::

[00:09:32] ComputerTech/rizon ._.

[00:09:39] ComputerTech/rizon ye gibz snow

[00:09:50] foxy/rizon sorcerer had snow

[00:09:57] ComputerTech/rizon nice

[00:10:03] foxy/rizon .w -n magic

[00:10:03] Internets/rizon :: Limburg an der Lahn, DE :: Conditions Broken Clouds :: Temperature 8.54C / 47.372F :: Pressure 986mb :: Humidity 76% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2877648 ::

[00:10:19] foxy/rizon .w new Orleans

[00:10:19] Internets/rizon :: New Orleans, USA :: Conditions Few Clouds :: Temperature 15.43C / 59.774F :: Pressure 1026mb :: Humidity 70% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4335045 ::

[00:10:23] m0n/rizon hopefully this will make me feel better: https://i.imgur.com/FUuFEzL.jpg

[00:10:39] m0n/rizon :p

[00:10:42] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[00:11:28] m0n/rizon ohshi, I shoulda used your uguu for that

[00:11:48] foxy/rizon what is that

[00:12:01] m0n/rizon CT's img uploader thingy

[00:12:07] ComputerTech/rizon https://up.computertech.co

[00:12:08] m0n/rizon or what is in my hand?

[00:12:17] ComputerTech/rizon nah that's my uguu

[00:12:23] ComputerTech/rizon I'm writing my own uguu like software

[00:12:28] ComputerTech/rizon with django, m0n

[00:12:31] m0n/rizon cool

[00:12:36] ComputerTech/rizon it'll be faster and more efficient

[00:12:37] foxy/rizon in your hand

[00:12:39] ComputerTech/rizon and open source ;)

[00:12:44] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[00:12:58] m0n/rizon I have a dev firewall policy hosted in our UTE environment called django

[00:13:05] ComputerTech/rizon yeah django is based

[00:13:19] ComputerTech/rizon daniel introduced me into django

[00:13:28] m0n/rizon coo

[00:13:44] ComputerTech/rizon I've put on some weight/muscle since I've been in this hotel

[00:13:49] ComputerTech/rizon so that's good news i guess

[00:13:57] m0n/rizon yup

[00:14:01] ComputerTech/rizon fat + muscle

[00:14:03] m0n/rizon been lifting since I was 17

[00:14:09] ComputerTech/rizon my stomach has a bit of more fat now

[00:14:10] m0n/rizon keep it up lil nephew

[00:14:24] ComputerTech/rizon i did pushups constantly throughout the week

[00:14:33] ComputerTech/rizon i'll take a mirror selfie tomorrow

[00:14:34] ComputerTech/rizon maybe

[00:14:37] ComputerTech/rizon 👀

[00:14:42] m0n/rizon yeh anything active, you'll appreciate it when you get older

[00:14:49] m0n/rizon like for real

[00:14:49] ComputerTech/rizon ye

[00:14:59] m0n/rizon sauna helps

[00:15:03] m0n/rizon I swear on it

[00:15:17] m0n/rizon did a heart calcium scan, had 0%

[00:15:21] foxy/rizon just don't go Matthew Perry on us

[00:15:27] m0n/rizon yeah don't

[00:16:07] m0n/rizon or luke perry and start strokin'

[00:16:10] m0n/rizon lel

[00:16:29] m0n/rizon too soon?

[00:17:16] foxy/rizon kek

[00:19:13] End3r/rizon lmao

[00:22:28] foxy/rizon @topchans

[00:22:40] foxy/rizon amazing

[00:22:56] m0n/rizon \m/,

[00:25:40] ComputerTech/rizon ayy

[00:25:50] m0n/rizon any of the other channels even worth it?

[00:25:58] ComputerTech/rizon i own #ireland

[00:26:02] ComputerTech/rizon #homescreen is alright

[00:26:05] m0n/rizon I mean, I try to stay away from chatting dicks

[00:26:14] ComputerTech/rizon #homescreen has some tards but i'm @

[00:26:20] ComputerTech/rizon admins are decent in #homescreen

[00:26:22] m0n/rizon excessively opinions ppl n such

[00:26:24] ComputerTech/rizon #chatters is a hellhole

[00:26:25] foxy/rizon homescreen has tors in it

[00:26:29] m0n/rizon opinionated even

[00:26:33] ComputerTech/rizon foxy i could change that :^)

[00:26:37] m0n/rizon damn I'm getting buzzed

[00:26:41] ComputerTech/rizon kek

[00:26:45] foxy/rizon and other people

[00:26:54] foxy/rizon that shouldn't be on irc

[00:26:57] m0n/rizon meh I can tolerate tors

[00:27:06] foxy/rizon the three hags

[00:27:26] m0n/rizon he stormed outta #canada a couple weeks ago over nothing

[00:27:47] m0n/rizon was a heavy flow day for em I guess

[00:27:55] foxy/rizon lol

[00:28:12] m0n/rizon :p

[00:32:47] m0n/rizon welp, The Boss brought home food

[00:32:54] m0n/rizon ttyl

[00:34:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:34:02] foxy/rizon enjoy

[00:34:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 13

[00:34:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You buy a gun brush and restore your weapon condition in exchange for 7 xp points.

[00:34:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 12

[00:34:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just bought dry clothes in exchange for 7 xp points.

[00:34:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:34:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 6.511s, which makes you a total of 512 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:35:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:35:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:35:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 5/5

[00:35:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[00:35:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 4/5

[00:35:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:35:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[00:35:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:35:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 6.169s, which makes you a total of 513 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:35:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find AP ammo ! Damage from your weapon is doubled for 24h..... You already have explosive_ammo nevermind

[00:35:19] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[00:35:19] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

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[00:46:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:46:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:46:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:46:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 7

[00:46:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:46:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[00:46:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 7.206s, which makes you a total of 513 ducks (including 58 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [55 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

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[00:58:46] ComputerTech/rizon [00:26] (&m0n) meh I can tolerate tors

[00:58:55] ComputerTech/rizon about the only dude who tries to insult me on irc these days kek

[01:00:14] TheFatherMind/rizon I can insult you if you need more of that.

[01:00:37] TheFatherMind/rizon As an angry old man I have many skills in that department.

[01:02:56] mbuhh/rizon less things that lead to violence and maybe more kindness. thx

[01:03:01] mbuhh/rizon ^_^v

[01:03:30] NiniGeo2/rizon Wooooo kindness~

[01:04:15] ComputerTech/rizon https://youtube.com/shorts/GD58Fqr23VA?si=Xyb3KYSRD7zikOHH

[01:04:25] ComputerTech/rizon based Elon humble eating pizza kek

[01:04:36] ComputerTech/rizon TheFatherMind, bring it old man

[01:04:46] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[01:05:34] TheFatherMind/rizon You are the human equivalent of a participation trophy.

[01:06:49] TheFatherMind/rizon You are like a lighthouse in a desert: bright but not very useful....

[01:07:09] TheFatherMind/rizon 😜👍 More later.

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[01:08:26] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Shmilnarf ovenfall derp flipaderp #computertech

[01:09:08] * Jax/rizon gets ready to bang someone's mom in retaliation.

[01:11:04] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[01:11:09] ComputerTech/rizon TheFatherMind nice

[01:11:56] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote search sheep

[01:11:56] Quotes/rizon [Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.

[01:12:06] Clive_Rosfield/rizon 32 matches, really?

[01:12:09] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Jesus CT.

[01:12:13] Jax/rizon Don't "huh" me

[01:12:22] Jax/rizon I will fantastically give your mother a mediocre wienering

[01:12:30] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quoet read 299

[01:12:34] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote read 299

[01:12:34] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #299 added by Khajiit 43 weeks 21 hours 50 minutes 48 seconds ago.

[01:12:34] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <Billy> you know when ComputerTech fucks humans <Billy> he wears sheepskin condoms <Billy> to make it more authentically sheep

[01:12:46] * Jax/rizon jests, of course

[01:15:35] m0n/rizon back

[01:16:13] ComputerTech/rizon wb uncle m0n

[01:16:32] TheFatherMind/rizon m0n I am going to need you to stop bullying ComputerTech..

[01:16:32] * ComputerTech/rizon eyes Clive_Rosfield

[01:16:36] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[01:16:37] TheFatherMind/rizon Or I will have to call your parents.

[01:16:42] ComputerTech/rizon my m0n never bullies me :(

[01:16:45] * ComputerTech/rizon hugs m0n

[01:17:02] TheFatherMind/rizon Oh I thought that was your bully.

[01:17:05] ComputerTech/rizon no

[01:17:14] ComputerTech/rizon nobody is "my" Bully

[01:17:22] ComputerTech/rizon i have people who like to try get on my nerves is all

[01:17:29] m0n/rizon naw, I'm working on my atonement

[01:17:32] ComputerTech/rizon and people that will eventually get on my hit list :^)

[01:17:41] TheFatherMind/rizon I too have a hit list.

[01:17:48] ComputerTech/rizon basrd

[01:17:50] ComputerTech/rizon based*

[01:18:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:18:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:18:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.558s, which makes you a total of 514 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:18:08] m0n/rizon fuk them ducks

[01:18:15] m0n/rizon rigged script

[01:18:43] Neo_Nemesis/rizon I like how job apps now ask "What is your birth gender" then ask "what is your current gender" then ask "do you identify as hispanic or non-hispanic" then ask "what race to identify as"

[01:18:45] Neo_Nemesis/rizon bruh

[01:19:08] TheFatherMind/rizon For real?

[01:19:12] m0n/rizon damn

[01:19:25] TheFatherMind/rizon Did you see this yourself or read about it somewhere?

[01:19:27] Neo_Nemesis/rizon yea i just filled one out for Tractor Supply and it asked that

[01:19:32] TheFatherMind/rizon Becuase that sounds like GOP propaganda.

[01:19:47] TheFatherMind/rizon Damn

[01:20:03] Neo_Nemesis/rizon this shit is getting old lol

[01:20:37] Neo_Nemesis/rizon none of those questions should matter on a job app, maybe gender depending on the type of job, but thats it

[01:20:43] Neo_Nemesis/rizon its all about racial equity

[01:20:54] Neo_Nemesis/rizon equality has gone out the window, now its all about equity

[01:21:10] TheFatherMind/rizon Or it is about an employer that does not want to hire a Transgender.

[01:21:23] TheFatherMind/rizon I mean as an employer I would not want to hire a Trump supporter.

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[01:22:01] TheFatherMind/rizon Not because I care who they support.. but because, after all this, if they still support Trump their brains are made out of rubber.

[01:22:03] Neo_Nemesis/rizon TheFatherMind: I read an article a while back of a study performed at some big university on hiring trans people, and most jobs indicated that if pronouns are specified on a resume, they dont consider the resume,

[01:22:23] TheFatherMind/rizon Interesting.

[01:22:26] Neo_Nemesis/rizon and the same study also showed that companies who do hire trans/queer people have a uptick in work place disputes, with the trans people at the root of the dispute

[01:23:09] TheFatherMind/rizon I worked with one when I lead my IT group at The Gas Company... and we never had any issues.

[01:23:27] TheFatherMind/rizon Pronounes were not a thing back then though.

[01:23:34] Neo_Nemesis/rizon ive worked with some people like that and never had issues either

[01:23:37] Peorth/rizon hmmmm

[01:23:52] m0n/rizon nope

[01:24:16] Neo_Nemesis/rizon but i also dont really converse with them or put myself in that situation to allow them to victimise themselves against something ive said

[01:24:54] TheFatherMind/rizon One of my duaughters is gay... I do not care one way or the other.. I just see it as a preference.. She supports the Trans folk.. I support them too.. but I also see them as what they were pretneding to be what they want to be...

[01:25:16] TheFatherMind/rizon And in my opinion.. we are in america.. if they want to pretend to be a duck.. fine. do it.

[01:25:22] TheFatherMind/rizon It has no affect on me.

[01:25:23] Neo_Nemesis/rizon I dont have an issue with the normal gay/trans/queer people who live normal lives, I just dont like the "activists" lol

[01:25:47] Neo_Nemesis/rizon either way, thats enough of that honestly

[01:25:52] Neo_Nemesis/rizon its probably a touchy subject

[01:26:04] Neo_Nemesis/rizon just wanted to comment on the ridiculous questions appearing on job apps lol

[01:26:47] m0n/rizon i can dig it

[01:28:49] TheFatherMind/rizon I would have snapped a picture of that application. It may not be legal.

[01:29:31] Neo_Nemesis/rizon Eh i dont wanna take it to that length lol thats a bunch of bad attention i dont want

[01:30:00] m0n/rizon as long as there is no type of serial, ID or something unique linking back to the applicant

[01:35:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:35:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:35:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.061s, which makes you a total of 515 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 31 (ducks terror). \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:40:36] \g/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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[01:51:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon \g is being cheeky again....

[01:51:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon naughty naughty...

[01:51:23] \g/rizon I do have cheeks yes

[01:51:41] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon are they in need of smacking?

[01:53:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:53:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:53:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[01:53:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:53:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[01:53:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 7

[01:53:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[01:53:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:53:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 5/5

[01:53:10] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[01:53:10] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:53:11] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[01:53:11] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 10.842s, which makes you a total of 516 ducks (including 59 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [55 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[02:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:00:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:00:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.745s, which makes you a total of 517 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[02:02:45] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !lastduck

[02:02:46] DuckHunt/rizon The last duck has been seen 2 minutes and 45 seconds ago.

[02:02:56] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Hm...

[02:02:57] Clive_Rosfield/rizon !bang

[02:02:57] DuckHunt/rizon Clive_Rosfield > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[02:03:02] Clive_Rosfield/rizon It was worth a shot.

[02:03:47] TheFatherMind/rizon heh

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[02:08:10] Neo_Nemesis/rizon I suppose I could see if i can pull that app back up and at least take a screen shot for lols

[02:10:05] \g/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:10:37] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Nice try \g

[02:10:45] \g/rizon aw

[02:12:11] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote random

[02:12:11] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #622 added by Serion 12 weeks 2 days 11 hours 21 minutes 40 seconds ago.

[02:12:11] Quotes/rizon [Quote] Best moment of my whole life http://dmp.serion.pro/serion/fee678f14c3a494fa0f404ee5fccfa1d

[02:12:17] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Not clicking.

[02:12:23] Clive_Rosfield/rizon .quote random

[02:12:24] Quotes/rizon [Quote] #366 added by foxy 34 weeks 1 hour 54 minutes 58 seconds ago.

[02:12:24] Quotes/rizon [Quote] &iwof · I'm a anal-yst @Syndus · You're gay &iwof · Syndus: no bi

[02:12:30] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Meh.

[02:13:57] Neo_Nemesis/rizon TheFatherMind: https://i.imgur.com/l28P4nn.png

[02:16:59] End3r/rizon nighty night

[02:18:30] m0n/rizon nice Neo

[02:18:50] Neo_Nemesis/rizon semms kinda strange that Tractor Supply, of all places, would have that on their app

[02:18:52] m0n/rizon u crashin End3r?

[02:18:59] m0n/rizon nite nite then

[02:19:02] Neo_Nemesis/rizon its all country boi shit in Tractor Supply

[02:19:11] m0n/rizon yeah I'm familiar

[02:19:15] m0n/rizon kinda awkward

[02:19:29] Neo_Nemesis/rizon whatever, I'll take the job as long as they dont want me to wear a pronoun button xD

[02:19:57] TheFatherMind/rizon LOL okay so it says they adhere to the standards but then why do they want to know? and they say it is optional but it has those pesky red asterisks next to them.

[02:20:06] m0n/rizon yeah heard microsoft was introducing new employees during their daily standup meetings with introducing their pronouns now

[02:20:27] Neo_Nemesis/rizon TheFatherMind: I think the drop downs have a "no specification" option

[02:20:34] Neo_Nemesis/rizon but thats like almost worse

[02:20:42] TheFatherMind/rizon I have 4 pronones.. "I DO NOT CARE"

[02:20:55] Neo_Nemesis/rizon It might just be for technicality

[02:21:01] m0n/rizon my pronouns are we, sometimes its

[02:21:08] Neo_Nemesis/rizon probably some woke person in upper corporate who threw a fit and they threw it on there to shut them up

[02:21:53] m0n/rizon some HR manager transferred from Microsoft

[02:21:57] \g/rizon we are venom

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[02:23:34] TheFatherMind/rizon LOL

[02:26:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:26:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:26:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.845s, which makes you a total of 518 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:27:49] TheFatherMind/rizon My wife woke up this morning clenching her hands because she was dreaming she was in VR trying to level up her dungeon character.

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[02:43:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:43:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:43:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.884s, which makes you a total of 519 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:45:10] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I sure do dirnk a lot of water.

[02:46:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon fire water?

[02:46:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_o

[02:46:50] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon or just regular water?

[02:46:55] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Flavored water.

[02:46:59] Clive_Rosfield/rizon Propel from Gatorade.

[02:54:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon mm

[02:55:00] phonekait/rizon Clive_Rosfield: get hint water if you can. Tastes better.

[02:56:21] Clive_Rosfield/rizon I've had Hint and I prefer Propel.

[02:56:24] Number1Stunna/rizon gn friends

[02:57:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon best to stay hydrated, no?

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[03:05:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:05:01] phonekait/rizon I have a thing for the apple flavored hint.

[03:05:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:05:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[03:05:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:05:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.752s, which makes you a total of 520 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:05:14] BlackSnow/rizon dam

[03:07:46] socraticDev/rizon moo

[03:10:17] PapaFrog/rizon I has apple pie!!!

[03:10:51] NiniGeo2/rizon :o!

[03:10:52] NiniGeo2/rizon I'm jelly.

[03:11:26] PapaFrog/rizon We got apples last month and we are working through them.

[03:12:09] PapaFrog/rizon And I had oral surgery yesterday.

[03:13:56] * NiniGeo2/rizon sticks a bandaid on PapaFrog's teeth

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[03:23:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:23:11] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:23:11] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 10.289s, which makes you a total of 521 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:23:12] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a dog dirt.

[03:23:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ..........

[03:23:42] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon "a dog dirt"

[03:23:45] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_o

[03:24:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon what is "a dog dirt"?

[03:24:45] PapaFrog/rizon SHIT

[03:24:49] PapaFrog/rizon FECES

[03:24:55] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon crap

[03:24:59] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon :-(

[03:25:01] mrinfinity/rizon same thing.

[03:25:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ew

[03:25:11] PapaFrog/rizon spoil

[03:25:13] PapaFrog/rizon scat

[03:25:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon find better items plz.

[03:25:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon like bronz, silver or gold coins...

[03:25:40] PapaFrog/rizon poo

[03:25:41] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon copper sword.

[03:25:56] mrinfinity/rizon I've seen some shit.

[03:25:57] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon a cape...

[03:26:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon so has TheFatherMind...

[03:26:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon heh

[03:26:25] mrinfinity/rizon wouldn't doubt it

[03:26:26] mrinfinity/rizon lot's of shit to see.

[03:26:48] TheFatherMind/rizon You have no idea...

[03:27:03] mrinfinity/rizon hope everybody's had a great week and has a great weekend.

[03:27:30] Piccolo/rizon Boobs

[03:27:37] phonekait/rizon U

[03:27:46] m0n/rizon 2

[03:27:57] mrinfinity/rizon Great band.

[03:28:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon and spy plane....

[03:28:12] m0n/rizon i guess

[03:28:17] phonekait/rizon Wasn't a fan

[03:28:21] mrinfinity/rizon Birds are spyplanes.

[03:28:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon today they are....

[03:28:49] m0n/rizon went to their pop mart tour back in 1998, bought some U2 condoms at the merch stand, they were just plain condoms you buy at the gas station

[03:29:05] m0n/rizon nothing special, no logo or anything

[03:29:10] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ..........

[03:29:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon probably made in china.....

[03:29:37] m0n/rizon I at least expected to roll out a condom and it say "in the name of love" or some U2'ish shit

[03:30:06] m0n/rizon sunday bloody sunday even

[03:30:23] mrinfinity/rizon been awhile since I've used IRC.

[03:30:36] mrinfinity/rizon been self isolating without technology, nearly went nuts.

[03:30:43] m0n/rizon damn

[03:30:46] m0n/rizon how'd you do that?

[03:30:57] m0n/rizon prison time?

[03:31:05] phonekait/rizon Why the fuck are you buying condoms at a merch table at a concert anyway? They're gonna be double the price for something that smells like the inside of an overheated chicken warmer.

[03:31:07] mrinfinity/rizon develop a total fear of turning on technology

[03:31:30] mrinfinity/rizon thinking i'd find purpose without it

[03:31:35] m0n/rizon phonekait, back in the day when I was young and naive and always bought merch

[03:31:48] mrinfinity/rizon turns out my purpose is to exist, and I exist to find purpose

[03:31:52] mrinfinity/rizon I'm not wrong.

[03:32:00] * mrinfinity/rizon

[03:32:02] m0n/rizon oh

[03:32:02] phonekait/rizon If you're gonna buy merch, you get a keychain or a shirt. Not condoms.

[03:32:23] m0n/rizon mrinfinity, you went off to S. American and tried the ayahuasca?

[03:32:52] m0n/rizon phonekait, condoms were unique, I'd figure they'd get me laid for sure back then

[03:33:06] phonekait/rizon As opposed to going to a bar?

[03:33:12] mrinfinity/rizon no, I'd be completely open to that though but I'm going to hit up some other people probably this week and try to escape the southern grasps of 'Southern US'

[03:33:29] mrinfinity/rizon I'd totally be down for S America, however Mexico doesn't seem very 'inviting'

[03:33:30] mrinfinity/rizon cartel and all

[03:33:37] m0n/rizon werd

[03:33:41] m0n/rizon g'luck

[03:33:56] mrinfinity/rizon it's not about the escape

[03:34:00] mrinfinity/rizon it's about the purpose

[03:34:19] m0n/rizon that's what I hear about ayahuasca

[03:34:28] mrinfinity/rizon oh, no I wouldn't do that

[03:34:31] m0n/rizon "the intent"

[03:34:37] mrinfinity/rizon nothing mind altering

[03:34:51] m0n/rizon sometimes you gotta go outta your mind in order to use your head

[03:35:08] m0n/rizon I've traveled to alt universes before

[03:35:27] mrinfinity/rizon I use to think so. Not so much anymore. Now, clear-mindedness, focus, and dedication seem like virtues that can be unparalleled

[03:35:38] mrinfinity/rizon h2o

[03:35:41] mrinfinity/rizon gotta be a hydro-homie.

[03:36:20] m0n/rizon whatever helps you reach wherever you're going I guess

[03:36:28] mrinfinity/rizon what I miss, are people.

[03:37:00] m0n/rizon don't doubt it, we're instinctively tribal

[03:37:26] mrinfinity/rizon and intelligent conversations, passion behind applicable ideas and ...learning

[03:37:48] mrinfinity/rizon also, friendship and love are on the top 3 but for conversations sake

[03:38:14] mrinfinity/rizon the whole dmt/ayahuasca stuff though doesn't seem good for a journey i'd want to get in to

[03:38:55] m0n/rizon could be too much, it's pretty in your face whether you want it or not

[03:39:14] mrinfinity/rizon what is?

[03:40:19] m0n/rizon lsd, psilocybin, dmt, etc... entheogens

[03:40:52] mrinfinity/rizon yeah, but those things 'take you away' when the only thing important is being in the present; or I'd like to think so anyways

[03:41:10] mrinfinity/rizon I guess having a semi-permanent smile/giggly laugh while spirals come out of walls and stuff are cool too

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