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[15:40:12] Mikoolo/rizon So you're medicated now and thats why you're back as Syndus?

[15:40:19] Mikoolo/rizon Or he needs to group piccolo to syndus, foxy.

[15:40:57] Mikoolo/rizon He did.

[15:41:03] Mikoolo/rizon Now they molest him.

[15:41:36] Mikoolo/rizon He calls it that while we all know the years of sheep molestation he's done has brainwashed them by now.

[15:41:56] Mikoolo/rizon They got stockholm syndrome and various other psychological ailments.

[15:54:45] Mikoolo/rizon Just don't smoke reefers while at work, phonekait.

[15:55:30] Mikoolo/rizon reefer is another name for marijuana.

[15:59:41] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/cGnBIOI11rE

[16:01:39] Mikoolo/rizon Swenglish.

[16:09:22] Mikoolo/rizon Are you winning son?

[16:46:13] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/sGEg14Z6lLU

[16:58:29] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 did you hear? ComputerTech changed name on his network from TechNet to TroubleNet to honour The Troubles.

[16:58:37] Mikoolo/rizon of*

[17:04:44] Mikoolo/rizon $tell \g https://youtu.be/bgmtdxEQmfw

[17:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait ^

[17:08:46] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[17:09:19] Mikoolo/rizon This ain't chilly.

[17:09:48] Mikoolo/rizon Already got snow.

[17:09:59] Mikoolo/rizon But soon we'll have more snow.

[17:10:05] Mikoolo/rizon ANd -20c

[17:10:14] Mikoolo/rizon Hope we reach some sub -30c days this winter.

[17:18:20] Mikoolo/rizon It's indeed rigged maaminf.

[17:18:42] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[17:18:57] Mikoolo/rizon They said we could call them whatever we wanted the other day.

[17:19:52] Mikoolo/rizon The opponent would forfeit due to getting an heartattack from seeing ah soka.

[17:20:08] Mikoolo/rizon So would 90% of the audience.

[17:20:36] Mikoolo/rizon 10% of the audience would nod and think "thats my fetish."

[17:20:53] Mikoolo/rizon The workers would run away to avoid being blamed for something.

[17:22:43] Mikoolo/rizon Workers = floor staff, match organizers and all that.

[17:51:42] Mikoolo/rizon *plap* *plap* *plap*

[17:52:07] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait any reason for the 0's you randomly type from time to time?

[17:52:39] Mikoolo/rizon I take that answer that it's a tick you got.

[17:54:49] Mikoolo/rizon You should just put her on you-know-what.

[17:56:05] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is a Erika machine, HelderHeid.

[17:56:24] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/rcVb6l4TpHw

[17:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon Yes but it won't hide you, I mean, him from the surveilance camera that the paranoid employer has installed in the office, phish.

[17:59:06] Mikoolo/rizon What about sharing anime openings and endings, h4?

[18:02:33] Mikoolo/rizon What about anime scenes then h4?

[18:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/QiHt1sGj2nw

[18:04:22] Mikoolo/rizon Hellsing Ultimate is awesome.

[18:05:42] Mikoolo/rizon I hope drifters anime gets continued

[18:06:33] Mikoolo/rizon I love the op.

[18:06:47] Mikoolo/rizon DRIVING TWISTING TURNING SIDEWAYS!

[18:07:29] Mikoolo/rizon I CAN'T TAKE THIS PRESSURE NO MORE! GOTTA LOVE LIKE A HURRICANE!

[18:07:44] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/cXabZ_-QPb0

[18:10:24] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[18:10:57] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[18:11:13] Mikoolo/rizon I can live with these consequences.

[18:11:32] Mikoolo/rizon I can't get cute at all.

[18:12:18] Mikoolo/rizon Nooo!

[18:12:49] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4 https://youtu.be/AgBUP8TJqV8

[18:12:55] Mikoolo/rizon German music for you!

[18:13:24] Mikoolo/rizon Well, partially german.

[18:13:55] Mikoolo/rizon No

[18:14:13] Mikoolo/rizon Thats in english tho.

[18:15:01] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Sy0oj1MyeUE

[18:15:04] Mikoolo/rizon Here some german music.

[18:15:13] Mikoolo/rizon h4 loves it.

[18:15:30] Mikoolo/rizon Heard that song h4?

[18:15:44] Mikoolo/rizon .yt hier komt alex

[18:15:52] Mikoolo/rizon Thats good german music.

[18:16:06] Mikoolo/rizon .yt 99 luftbaloons nena

[18:16:11] Mikoolo/rizon Thats good german music.

[18:16:17] Mikoolo/rizon FINE

[18:16:24] Mikoolo/rizon I got one card left up my right sleeve.

[18:16:28] Mikoolo/rizon Want me to do it h4?

[18:16:58] Mikoolo/rizon This is the best german song ever created in all german music history

[18:16:58] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/1T14eOUf-28

[18:19:33] Mikoolo/rizon Fine

[18:19:35] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4

[18:19:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/7MlJzYy-ABY

[18:19:44] Mikoolo/rizon JA

[18:20:01] Mikoolo/rizon DAS IST EIN SONG FRÜM DIE 1978 DEUTSCHLAND!

[18:20:28] Mikoolo/rizon HEY

[18:20:33] Mikoolo/rizon THATS FORBIDDEN!

[18:20:48] Mikoolo/rizon There.

[18:20:51] Mikoolo/rizon I fixed it h4.

[18:20:58] Mikoolo/rizon .k deadly

[18:21:41] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4 https://youtu.be/ieFL-Cd86uM

[18:22:25] Mikoolo/rizon I've heard like all of Dschingish Khan's songs.

[18:22:29] Mikoolo/rizon They ain't hardly known to me.

[18:22:52] Mikoolo/rizon This is their hit, h4 https://youtu.be/_-sQtx4Yrhk

[18:24:10] Mikoolo/rizon h4 one last german song.

[18:24:11] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/CFAGJ59r4RA

[18:24:29] Mikoolo/rizon -tl

[18:24:58] Mikoolo/rizon More UK rap deadly?

[18:30:00] Mikoolo/rizon h4 here, the second best version of YMCA. https://youtu.be/grAk4d2yPyk?t=29

[18:36:37] Mikoolo/rizon deadly's gf https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VwqIc3OQfOU?feature=share

[18:42:23] Mikoolo/rizon What concert only costs 45cents? 50cent featuring nickelback.

[18:42:54] Mikoolo/rizon What did it say now h4?

[18:43:30] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think she has heard any other german bands.

[18:43:48] Mikoolo/rizon Fensta you need to listen to Grobschnitt.

[18:44:37] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/HqcV6HSh6bk

[18:44:41] Mikoolo/rizon Grobschnitt ^

[18:45:30] Mikoolo/rizon If you like music similar to Rammstein you should listen to megaherz, Fensta. They debuted a year before Rammstein.

[18:45:41] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/0gN3IfMHCF0

[18:45:43] Mikoolo/rizon Megaherz ^

[18:46:31] Mikoolo/rizon Megaherz formed in 1993, Rammstein in 1994.

[18:49:26] Mikoolo/rizon Not cool zof.

[18:50:49] Mikoolo/rizon Do you wish to sue zof for loss of income from having your disability welfare withdrawn, whhels?

[18:51:37] Mikoolo/rizon .u EE

[18:51:58] Mikoolo/rizon Etiopian Escape, HelderHeid.

[18:52:07] Mikoolo/rizon Escapee*

[18:52:46] Mikoolo/rizon What network is that deadly?

[18:53:03] Mikoolo/rizon So just EE?

[18:53:07] Mikoolo/rizon It's not an acronym?

[18:53:17] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a stupid name for a network.

[18:53:31] Mikoolo/rizon Never mess with electrical eels.

[18:53:40] Mikoolo/rizon Those fuckers are mean sons of bitches.

[18:54:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/SJ2GFDOcs04

[18:55:41] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a crocodile tho.

[18:57:17] Mikoolo/rizon He got something to do then.

[18:57:45] Mikoolo/rizon So deadly is doing him a favour incase he didn't have anything better to do.

[19:04:13] Mikoolo/rizon Dredd.

[19:11:39] Mikoolo/rizon /nick ACoolerKevinThanCoolKevin

[19:13:51] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck

[19:14:18] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking exempt.

[19:14:38] Mikoolo/rizon I appreciate your effort.

[19:33:34] Mikoolo/rizon Just got a shopping list for mum. Gonna leave it outside her apartment door.

[19:33:37] Mikoolo/rizon She might have the rona.

[19:33:47] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna go shop for her while I get my eyedrops tomorrow.

[19:34:03] Mikoolo/rizon She didn't want to borrow my switch so she can play video games.

[19:36:01] Mikoolo/rizon Had her to clarify wether she wanted with or without bits in her orange juice concentrate.

[19:36:10] Mikoolo/rizon I know some people really really hate bits in it.

[19:39:03] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[19:41:51] Mikoolo/rizon Doing 2 40 year olds in a row. You're the man, h4!

[19:44:42] Mikoolo/rizon He probably got lost on his way home from Dublin.

[19:47:30] Mikoolo/rizon Don't workout too much Frogorg.

[19:47:52] Mikoolo/rizon You can have leg day on monday, arm day on tuesday, body day on wednesday, then leg day on thursday and so on.

[19:49:11] Mikoolo/rizon You saw Frogorg the other day h4. He can squeeze coal into diamonds.

[19:51:02] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid this is Frogorg https://i.imgur.com/4cw0XLK.mp4 lower the volume before clicking.

[19:52:14] Mikoolo/rizon How much do you bench Frogorg+

[19:52:15] Mikoolo/rizon ?

[19:52:30] Mikoolo/rizon How many repetitions?

[19:52:49] Mikoolo/rizon The mouth was creepy HelderHeid.

[19:52:54] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't mind the eyes.

[19:53:50] Mikoolo/rizon Bend over Fensta. I need to check your calves.

[19:54:04] Mikoolo/rizon calfs*

[19:54:35] Mikoolo/rizon fuckable ugly = fugly

[19:54:58] Mikoolo/rizon Don't be demeaning to yourself, Fensta.

[19:56:47] Mikoolo/rizon PapaFrog, thats just frog things. To a human you could have been very handsome for all you and your family know.

[19:57:42] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I've met 2 women above 60 that I could see myself banging.

[19:58:02] Mikoolo/rizon One of them looks like she's mid 40s in age.

[19:58:12] Mikoolo/rizon And fit.

[19:59:02] Mikoolo/rizon She was my supervisor and she saw us all as her kids, h4.

[19:59:28] Mikoolo/rizon Was gonna meet up with her this week but she got sick and had to cancel.

[19:59:32] Mikoolo/rizon Indeed, Fensta.

[19:59:34] Mikoolo/rizon Momzoned.

[20:00:14] Mikoolo/rizon The 68 year old nurse that washed me at the ICU/Observation ward was also hot h4. She looked to be in her early 50's.

[20:00:20] Mikoolo/rizon And fit.

[20:00:50] Mikoolo/rizon Todays teachers and educators tend to have more sex with their students than their predecessors, atleast in the USA.

[20:02:03] Mikoolo/rizon https://eu.newsherald.com/story/news/2020/05/17/arizona-teacher-to-be-sentenced-for-having-sex-with-13-year-old-she-may-have-been-grooming-another-s/112576380/

[20:02:33] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[20:04:57] Mikoolo/rizon Valley girl accents are annoying.

[20:05:15] Mikoolo/rizon They are not as bad foxy.

[20:05:30] Mikoolo/rizon I also dislike the accent that some gay men adopt.

[20:07:18] Mikoolo/rizon 99% of all female pornstars have the same transformations with makeup, h4.

[20:10:07] Mikoolo/rizon Same with male pattern baldness being a sign of high testosterone levels and stuff, Fensta.

[20:11:07] Mikoolo/rizon I'm also bald Fensta.

[20:11:27] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[20:11:35] Mikoolo/rizon They would just kill us all if we're in the same place.

[20:11:43] Mikoolo/rizon To remove defective genes from the gene pool.

[20:11:54] Mikoolo/rizon What age did you two start going bald?

[20:12:00] Mikoolo/rizon I started at the age of 25.

[20:12:38] Mikoolo/rizon I noticed loads and loads of hair falling off after each shower. I used to have pretty long hair back then.

[20:13:13] Mikoolo/rizon I am going to buy a hat for next year.

[20:13:24] Mikoolo/rizon And a eyepatch.

[20:13:44] Mikoolo/rizon I'll look like a permanent larper but I'll accept it.

[20:14:34] Mikoolo/rizon I am going to get a fedora.

[20:14:48] Mikoolo/rizon Fedora = Indiana Jones hat.

[20:15:00] Mikoolo/rizon Not the small brimmed one, those are trilbys.

[20:15:19] Mikoolo/rizon I think I could pull off a fedora.

[20:15:23] Mikoolo/rizon What do you think h4?

[20:15:26] Mikoolo/rizon You've seen me.

[20:16:57] Mikoolo/rizon A fishing hat.

[20:17:38] Mikoolo/rizon Oh.

[20:17:41] Mikoolo/rizon He's back.

[20:17:51] Mikoolo/rizon No thanks.

[20:18:20] Mikoolo/rizon So had a good day at work for mum and pop, ComputerTech?

[20:19:05] Mikoolo/rizon Working for your parents, Fensta?

[20:19:11] Mikoolo/rizon Same.

[20:19:35] Mikoolo/rizon Last time me and my dad worked together on something we screamed at each other whole day about how to remove floor boards from the barn.

[20:20:03] Mikoolo/rizon An atheist that says "Jesus fucking christ".

[20:20:04] Mikoolo/rizon Good.

[20:21:21] Mikoolo/rizon " It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!" - Terry Pratchett

[20:22:03] Mikoolo/rizon Nice diss towards ComputerTech, Fensta.

[20:22:05] Mikoolo/rizon I approve!

[20:22:28] Mikoolo/rizon Don't be shy.

[20:25:22] Mikoolo/rizon Heres another nice quote ComputerTech.

[20:25:31] Mikoolo/rizon "No it's not!" said Constable Visit. "Atheism is a denial of a god." "Therefore It Is A Religious Position," said Dorfl. "Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks Of The Gods Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Denial. Therefore, Atheism Is A Form Of Belief. If The Atheist Truly Did Not Believe, He Or She Would Not Bother To Deny."

[20:25:36] Mikoolo/rizon Also from Terry pratchett.

[20:26:08] Mikoolo/rizon Hey!

[20:26:10] Mikoolo/rizon Thats bad Peorth!

[20:26:46] Mikoolo/rizon Want to join us h4?

[20:39:31] Mikoolo/rizon !bang

[20:39:49] Mikoolo/rizon ^5 Sander

[20:40:36] Mikoolo/rizon He's a midget, Sander.

[20:41:35] Mikoolo/rizon I should have called you a shortie, dwarf, ladder carrier, stunty.

[20:41:42] Mikoolo/rizon Stump.

[20:41:59] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[20:42:16] Mikoolo/rizon In roman numerals.

[20:43:59] Mikoolo/rizon That scenario made me laugh.

[20:44:37] Mikoolo/rizon Hey.

[20:44:43] Mikoolo/rizon You need to mention the eye too.

[20:45:01] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[20:45:39] Mikoolo/rizon She would have called the cops then.

[20:48:56] Mikoolo/rizon .u pantiken

[20:49:02] Mikoolo/rizon .u panteken

[20:49:10] Mikoolo/rizon o

[20:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a funny name your parents gave you, single - thank god.

[20:50:24] Mikoolo/rizon Thought I reached it the day I joined rizon.

[20:50:37] Mikoolo/rizon Also, bed time.

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