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[09:55:29] Mikoolo/rizon A morning.

[10:17:34] Mikoolo/rizon Australians are just desert brits.

[10:18:02] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[10:18:26] Mikoolo/rizon Nah. I walk on the ground so I ain't australian.

[10:19:03] Mikoolo/rizon The non-french part of canada are just snow brits.

[10:19:15] Mikoolo/rizon The french part of canada are snow frogs.

[10:20:00] Mikoolo/rizon I'm from a place up north Oizys. Where we have the letters å ä ö in our alphabet.

[10:20:31] Mikoolo/rizon I can make one ü.

[10:20:40] Mikoolo/rizon But you should use the double s instead for ü, n0s3y|afk.

[10:20:59] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[10:21:00] Mikoolo/rizon Thas better.

[10:21:59] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine if someone wrote ßutter, n0s3y|afk. As in "I am spreading ßutter on my bread."

[10:22:40] Mikoolo/rizon Yee.

[10:22:53] Mikoolo/rizon And say å ä ö as a a o.

[10:23:00] Mikoolo/rizon Or use them as such.

[10:24:08] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences, Sander.

[10:24:14] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get a second coffee soon.

[10:25:15] Mikoolo/rizon Truly horrible to have to move around while only having had one coffee.

[10:26:03] Mikoolo/rizon You should buy one of these Sander https://www.cremashop.se/content/galleries/joy-resolve/barisieur/joy-resolve-barisieur-7103.jpeg

[10:27:14] Mikoolo/rizon https://joyresolve.com/products/barisieur-black-coffee-alarm-brewer

[10:27:55] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a review of it by a world championship barista winner, Sander. https://youtu.be/UALN1ZoN6bA

[10:30:17] Mikoolo/rizon You're not forced to use it for milk.

[10:31:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's not cheap tho.

[10:31:54] Mikoolo/rizon So it's a hard sell.

[11:13:47] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[12:19:57] Mikoolo/rizon G'day, HelderHeid.

[12:20:11] Mikoolo/rizon @seen \g

[12:25:38] Mikoolo/rizon .t nl en DOEF !! oep ze bakkes joenge !!

[12:25:48] Mikoolo/rizon .t DOEF !! oep ze bakkes joenge !!

[12:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon I see.

[12:26:23] Mikoolo/rizon Immigration level of dutch?

[12:27:37] Mikoolo/rizon Now I started singing the best dutch pop song since WW2 in my head.

[12:28:03] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/-dn7FtPVvoA

[12:36:39] Mikoolo/rizon Are you winning daughter?

[13:13:02] Mikoolo/rizon On The Block, Sander?

[13:44:24] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/CglNRNrMFGM

[13:44:34] Mikoolo/rizon Yes. It's the red river in egypt.

[14:18:28] Mikoolo/rizon G'day.

[14:57:29] Mikoolo/rizon I got a fractal design define d

[14:57:32] Mikoolo/rizon define s*

[14:57:44] Mikoolo/rizon 3 hdd/ssd slots.

[14:57:51] Mikoolo/rizon That doesn't disrupt air flow.

[14:58:15] Mikoolo/rizon Also easy to cable manage it.

[14:58:38] Mikoolo/rizon You can pull and hide all the cables between the left side panel and the interior wall.

[14:59:36] Mikoolo/rizon I got the special edition of the define s and paid

[14:59:39] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 799sek to usd

[15:00:02] Mikoolo/rizon But it's not a huge case.

[15:00:47] Mikoolo/rizon The non glass panel one comes with sound dapening stuff on both side panels.

[15:00:52] Mikoolo/rizon dampening*

[15:01:06] Mikoolo/rizon Loudest thing on my computer is the mechanical hdd.

[15:01:29] Mikoolo/rizon But I don't think they make the define s anymore. Atleast not available at the store that I bought it from.

[15:01:52] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.fractal-design.com/products/cases/define/define-s/black/

[15:05:26] Mikoolo/rizon I like the special edition because of the orange highlights and stuff on it. Makes it easy to know what can be removed and stuff at a quick glance.

[15:06:31] Mikoolo/rizon The thing I dislike is that you have to yank out the front panel with force to get it off.

[15:30:47] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/three-brothers-jailed-for-sexual-abuse-of-child-relatives-1548314.html

[15:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon We should just nuke ireland.

[15:32:40] Mikoolo/rizon Or napalm bomb it.

[15:34:47] Mikoolo/rizon Then spread agent orange all over ireland.

[15:34:52] Mikoolo/rizon No h4. Lets nuke Ireland.

[15:35:15] Mikoolo/rizon If we help your bf ComputerTech escape, then we can nuke Ireland?

[15:35:21] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[15:35:41] Mikoolo/rizon Napalm bomb it then, h4.

[15:36:01] Mikoolo/rizon I will accept that if you get rid of Denmark at the same time, h4.

[15:36:47] Mikoolo/rizon You only say that because germany imports loads of pork from denmark, h4.

[15:37:08] Mikoolo/rizon They are tainted.

[15:37:46] Mikoolo/rizon Once they start doing maths in a retarded danish way they are lost, h4.

[15:37:50] Mikoolo/rizon Maths and counting.

[15:38:25] Mikoolo/rizon nioghalvfems

[15:38:31] Mikoolo/rizon Thats ninety nine.

[15:38:35] Mikoolo/rizon .t en de ninety-nine

[15:39:25] Mikoolo/rizon :<

[15:39:28] Mikoolo/rizon You're lost.

[15:40:20] Mikoolo/rizon And the germans that live in sweden are as tainted in your eyes as the ones in denmark are in mine, h4?

[15:52:47] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:26:08] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. Spoke with the insurance company this morning.

[16:26:21] Mikoolo/rizon They need some more time and more info from my medical journal.

[16:26:45] Mikoolo/rizon I hope I get atleast around 30000€.

[16:27:16] Mikoolo/rizon No

[16:35:05] Mikoolo/rizon So no one pm'd you, Cronus.

[16:35:51] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't seem like you sent it to the right person, yournamehere.

[16:36:49] Mikoolo/rizon Stop that.

[16:39:44] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. The woman from the insurance company said they recommend that I get my sick leave extended so I sent a message to the doctor that wrote out my current sickleave.

[16:40:20] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg ☺

[16:41:05] Mikoolo/rizon 😥

[16:42:23] Mikoolo/rizon 🐑🤺

[16:43:10] Mikoolo/rizon Extension?

[16:43:14] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't get a reply yet.

[16:43:58] Mikoolo/rizon They usually take a day or two to reply, HelderHeid.

[16:44:28] Mikoolo/rizon And the extension will occur retroactively.

[16:54:31] Mikoolo/rizon I asked for the end of the year HelderHeid.

[16:54:43] Mikoolo/rizon Who's a ginger foxy?

[16:54:53] Mikoolo/rizon I got brown hair tho.

[16:54:58] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a brunette.

[16:55:07] Mikoolo/rizon That was from the blood.

[16:55:32] Mikoolo/rizon It stained it.

[16:56:11] Mikoolo/rizon Never heard of woad.

[16:57:20] Mikoolo/rizon Just say you appreciate women even when they are on their period, Cronus.

[16:57:28] Mikoolo/rizon And thats why your beard is red.

[17:18:06] Mikoolo/rizon Say hi to her from me, Frogorg.

[17:34:56] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech has been awfully quiet today.

[17:35:14] Mikoolo/rizon I wonder if he's involved in the thing I linked earlier.

[17:37:30] Mikoolo/rizon No

[17:40:30] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is already corrupted by alcohol abuse.

[17:53:29] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[17:53:56] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4 https://www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/courts/2023/11/06/woman-and-her-three-sons-jailed-over-sexual-abuse-of-child-relatives/

[17:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[18:00:04] Mikoolo/rizon True.

[18:00:25] Mikoolo/rizon I saw the headline at a swedish forum.

[18:00:30] Mikoolo/rizon Wouldn't have heard about it otherwise.

[18:02:21] Mikoolo/rizon Or never getting laid and deadly feels sorry for him.

[18:02:42] Mikoolo/rizon HA HA Ha HA?

[18:02:55] Mikoolo/rizon Ok.

[18:10:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/dmj4Pw73ajY

[19:20:14] Mikoolo/rizon His nipples are exploding with delight, h4.

[19:20:18] Mikoolo/rizon Let them explode!

[19:21:53] Mikoolo/rizon I'm sending a vhs of my great grandparents (mothers mums side) for digitalization tomorrow.

[19:22:13] Mikoolo/rizon It was videotaped in august 1998.

[19:22:34] Mikoolo/rizon I don't have a vhs player and the tape ain't rewinded :D

[19:23:47] Mikoolo/rizon I don't have a vhs player.

[19:24:08] Mikoolo/rizon Would cost more to get one and the thing to connect it to the computer than to have my friends company handle it.

[19:26:21] Mikoolo/rizon Tho I ain't asking the friend for "friend price" coz I haven't seen the guy for like 20 years.

[19:26:40] Mikoolo/rizon Would be a asshole/karen move to do so.

[20:05:21] Mikoolo/rizon Who is 60, h4?

[20:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[20:05:43] Mikoolo/rizon It's lower than that.

[20:05:56] Mikoolo/rizon He can barely tie his shoes.

[20:06:01] Mikoolo/rizon Who?

[20:06:22] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[20:06:48] Mikoolo/rizon Kinda annoying to have her on you-know-what but less annoying than to see it.

[20:07:30] Mikoolo/rizon Oh she's american.

[20:14:31] Mikoolo/rizon Lets learn martial arts together, h4. https://youtu.be/pmi7p1E8eZk

[20:18:55] Mikoolo/rizon I wanted to learn systema for a while many years ago.

[20:19:05] Mikoolo/rizon But there was no local systema places in my area.

[20:20:26] Mikoolo/rizon How many years ago was this?

[20:21:01] Mikoolo/rizon You should call him and say "You still interested in Craft Manga?"

[20:21:12] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[20:22:17] Mikoolo/rizon h4, Warum trinken Mäuse keinen Alkohol? Sie haben Angst vor dem Kater.

[20:23:06] Mikoolo/rizon Was macht ein Clown im Büro? – Faxen

[20:24:00] Mikoolo/rizon Welche Sprache spricht man in der Sauna? – Schwitzerdeutsch

[20:24:58] Mikoolo/rizon Wo wohnen Katzen? – Im Miezhaus

[20:27:56] Mikoolo/rizon h4 TIL you guys also got "All the kids" jokes.

[20:27:57] Mikoolo/rizon Alle Kinder bleiben am Abgrund stehen, nur nicht Peter, der läuft noch‘n Meter.

[20:29:04] Mikoolo/rizon Alla barnen tittade in i ugnen utom Knut han tittade ut.

[20:29:21] Mikoolo/rizon All the kids looked into the oven except Knut he looked out.

[20:35:12] Mikoolo/rizon All the kids played in the sandbox except Angeline. She was everywhere because she found a mine.

[20:36:48] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en der kette

[20:36:56] Mikoolo/rizon The tracks on the tank?

[20:37:08] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[20:38:09] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[20:38:33] Mikoolo/rizon Alla barnen spelade monopol utom Anette, hon spelade rysk roulette.

[20:38:51] Mikoolo/rizon All the kids played Monopoly except Anette, she played russian roulette.

[20:39:28] Mikoolo/rizon Alla barnen lekte kannibaler utom Arne, för han blev chili con carne.

[20:40:44] Mikoolo/rizon Alla barnen leker bödel utom Bengt, för honom har de redan hängt.

[20:41:14] Mikoolo/rizon Seems like we posted the same joke at the same time h4.

[20:41:29] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv de Alla barnen leker bödel utom Bengt, för honom har de redan hängt.

[20:41:55] Mikoolo/rizon lol

[20:41:59] Mikoolo/rizon Cyancalium

[20:42:22] Mikoolo/rizon .t Alle Kinder besichtigen Löwen im Tierpark, nur nicht Jutta, die ist Futter.

[20:42:44] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[20:43:04] Mikoolo/rizon All the kids danced around the fire except Brigitte they fried her in the middle. or something.

[20:43:50] Mikoolo/rizon All the kids danced around the bonfire except Mitch, they burned him as the Witch.

[20:45:05] Mikoolo/rizon He got hit by a car.

[20:45:25] Mikoolo/rizon .t namehere> https://litter.catbox.moe/my7hpi.jpg

[20:45:28] Mikoolo/rizon fuclk

[20:45:35] Mikoolo/rizon .t Allen Kindern steht das Wasser bis zum Hals, nur nicht Heiner, der ist einen Kopf kleiner

[20:46:24] Mikoolo/rizon We have or had a organisation here called Rädda Barnen, Save the Children.

[20:46:31] Mikoolo/rizon But Rädda can also mean Scared.

[20:46:36] Mikoolo/rizon The Scared Kids.

[20:46:44] Mikoolo/rizon So we have a joke.

[20:47:01] Mikoolo/rizon Hur gör man dom rädda barnen ännu räddare? Ge dom en orm.

[20:48:00] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also stupid jokes like. "Watch out for the cliff!" "What cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

[20:48:29] Mikoolo/rizon So you ain't going to talk with snek today zof?

[20:48:51] Mikoolo/rizon He's the only one that I've seen claim to have a rizon career, zof.

[20:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon I advice against claiming to have a rizon career.

[20:49:45] Mikoolo/rizon You might summon snek and make him jealous.

[21:02:17] Mikoolo/rizon RippedFrog.

[21:03:02] Mikoolo/rizon Soon Frogorg will be able to crack coconuts with his bare hands.

[21:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon 10 years from now he'll be able to do it with just a finger.

[21:03:35] Mikoolo/rizon Don't undersell yourself.

[21:11:33] Mikoolo/rizon Ok last eyedrop then bed.

[21:15:46] Mikoolo/rizon There there foxy. One day they'll notice you.

[21:16:23] Mikoolo/rizon Yes?

[21:16:50] Mikoolo/rizon If you want I can act a bit like ComputerTech.

[21:17:10] Mikoolo/rizon No, spam his nick.

[21:17:23] Mikoolo/rizon Fair enough.

[21:18:57] Mikoolo/rizon His parents probably cut him from the internet.

[21:19:01] Mikoolo/rizon Coz he's on it too much.

[21:19:49] Mikoolo/rizon His ass is atleast here.

[21:25:56] Mikoolo/rizon Compass how does it feel to be stuck on ComputerTech?

[21:26:22] Mikoolo/rizon Does he sit on any comfortable places, Compass?

[21:33:43] Mikoolo/rizon I found a pic of my great grandpa

[21:39:45] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester there?

[21:40:25] Mikoolo/rizon Wanna see my great grandpa from mothers side?

[21:41:07] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/trvOsbt.jpg

[21:41:09] Mikoolo/rizon There Chiester.

[21:41:37] Mikoolo/rizon Taken during the winter war.

[21:41:58] Mikoolo/rizon .t verikauha

[21:42:15] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en veri kauha

[21:42:47] Mikoolo/rizon Aah

[21:45:59] Mikoolo/rizon I found him on this website Chiester https://www.sotapolku.fi/

[21:46:23] Mikoolo/rizon OMG

[21:46:30] Mikoolo/rizon ARE YOU HERE THROUGH MAGIC END3R?

[21:46:42] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[21:46:47] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[21:47:00] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences.

[21:47:17] Mikoolo/rizon I hate it when my internet connection goes down.

[21:47:23] Mikoolo/rizon It makes me feel stressed and shit.

[21:47:29] Mikoolo/rizon Like, withdrawal.

[21:57:48] Mikoolo/rizon Try different spellings, Chiester.

[21:58:05] Mikoolo/rizon I verified the picture of my great grandpa with my aunt first.

[21:58:13] Mikoolo/rizon She's the oldest of my mums siblings.

[21:58:47] Mikoolo/rizon But those cheek bones and ears were still that noticable when he was in his late 90's.

[22:00:14] Mikoolo/rizon Could have been worse, n0s3y|afk. You could have taken an arrow to the knee.

[22:00:49] Mikoolo/rizon Thats what I do, n0s3y|afk.

[22:03:30] Mikoolo/rizon Nice Chiester.

[22:06:11] Mikoolo/rizon .t Ranstankkarykmentti

[22:06:15] Mikoolo/rizon .t Ranstankka rykmentti

[22:08:42] Mikoolo/rizon Ok

[22:08:50] Mikoolo/rizon Ich going ze bedden und sleepen.

[22:09:06] Mikoolo/rizon Gutten nachten!

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