IRC Driven

[07:56:25] Mikoolo/rizon A Morning.

[08:02:16] Mikoolo/rizon Sander sing with me https://youtu.be/OsotEhFcgJA

[08:09:19] Mikoolo/rizon No, she said christmas tree christmas tree.

[08:09:21] Mikoolo/rizon In the butt.

[08:14:31] Mikoolo/rizon It's a song about the angel some people put on top of the christmas tree, Sander.

[08:15:46] Mikoolo/rizon When this angel heard

[08:15:46] Mikoolo/rizon Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,

[08:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.

[08:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon A dreadful fear went right into my heart.

[08:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon Those pine tree needles sting me,

[08:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)

[08:16:28] Mikoolo/rizon Sounded a bit like Svarte Piet.

[08:16:34] Mikoolo/rizon Piek could have been his son.

[08:17:56] Mikoolo/rizon You should decorate yours with carpentry tools this year, Sander.

[08:18:00] Mikoolo/rizon If you have one.

[09:34:09] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know, h4.

[09:34:59] Mikoolo/rizon Nice login.

[09:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon Good move!

[09:44:09] Mikoolo/rizon I think he's jealous because everyone on this end gets to much of ComputerTech's rear orifice, h4.

[09:45:04] Mikoolo/rizon So much*

[09:45:30] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck. I think my english has deteriorated a bit. I've noticed I make quite the amount of small typos.

[09:46:43] Mikoolo/rizon I think more brain power is sent to my noticing skills due to less informational input from my sensory organs, login.

[09:49:14] Mikoolo/rizon Not more than I already have, login.

[09:50:21] Mikoolo/rizon You forgot I injured my eye months ago login?

[09:51:16] Mikoolo/rizon My right eye got hit by a 1.4cm long metal wire. Bombed with shrapnel from the lense on my glasses. Had no pupil as I got into surgery.

[09:51:47] Mikoolo/rizon No idea.

[09:52:27] Mikoolo/rizon The eye is still there but filled with oil.

[09:52:52] Mikoolo/rizon The oil will prevent it from drying out and shrinking.

[09:53:48] Mikoolo/rizon I got some more paperwork to send in but I'll get a clump sum and annuity in the form of if I get a job that pays less than the one I had during the accident the difference will be subsidized by the government.

[09:54:25] Mikoolo/rizon I could be flipping burgers 5 hours a day 5 days a week and get.

[09:54:33] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 27000 sek to euro

[09:54:35] Mikoolo/rizon A month.

[09:54:37] Mikoolo/rizon Before tax.

[10:10:57] Mikoolo/rizon Ofc not, Sander. It wouldn't go far in the NL either. Money doesn't walk, fly or drive.

[10:26:21] Mikoolo/rizon Yes herald?

[10:26:35] Mikoolo/rizon Japan.

[10:26:42] Mikoolo/rizon It's usually shaking.

[10:26:58] Mikoolo/rizon .w -n herald

[10:27:03] Mikoolo/rizon Tats not cold.

[10:27:05] Mikoolo/rizon thats*

[10:27:08] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:27:30] Mikoolo/rizon This ain't cold as hell.

[10:27:35] Mikoolo/rizon .w kiruna

[10:27:41] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck it's warmer there.

[10:27:47] Mikoolo/rizon .w arjeplog

[10:27:51] Mikoolo/rizon meh

[10:28:06] Mikoolo/rizon We get sub -20c regularly here, herald. And -30c.

[10:28:13] Mikoolo/rizon On rare occasions we get -40c.

[10:28:25] Mikoolo/rizon So -14c is nothing.

[10:31:04] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[10:31:30] Mikoolo/rizon I think the wire transmits my brain damage to other people, h4.

[10:32:21] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4 https://youtu.be/7MlJzYy-ABY

[10:32:32] Mikoolo/rizon ja

[10:32:51] Mikoolo/rizon Vörstoelich

[10:34:07] Mikoolo/rizon The cover was made same year as the og song was released.

[10:35:25] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/grAk4d2yPyk

[10:35:26] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[10:35:38] Mikoolo/rizon With the dlc?

[10:36:44] Mikoolo/rizon Did you try the secret ending?

[10:37:38] Mikoolo/rizon It's a variation where you storm the Arasaka Tower.

[10:38:46] Mikoolo/rizon If you got Rogue to appear in Path of Glory you already got the secret ending tho, h4.

[10:40:14] Mikoolo/rizon Metro if you haven't played them yet.

[10:40:18] Mikoolo/rizon But I suspect you have.

[10:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon You also played Sam's Story?

[10:40:51] Mikoolo/rizon The one in Exodus?

[10:41:02] Mikoolo/rizon Never encountered that bug.

[10:42:03] Mikoolo/rizon Mine survived.

[10:42:06] Mikoolo/rizon I got the good ending.

[10:42:22] Mikoolo/rizon I just ain't a murderous asshole :D

[10:42:46] Mikoolo/rizon The thing that affects it the most is the taiga area.

[10:42:58] Mikoolo/rizon You're free to kill as many pirates as you can.

[10:43:03] Mikoolo/rizon But not the other group.

[10:43:34] Mikoolo/rizon I liked Sam's Story tho. It was awesome.

[10:44:00] Mikoolo/rizon He left for vladivostok.

[10:44:06] Mikoolo/rizon The only american in the group.

[10:44:26] Mikoolo/rizon hf gl

[10:44:51] Mikoolo/rizon I'm getting dressed here atm.

[10:45:02] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna see the radio technicians in about an hour.

[10:46:06] Mikoolo/rizon I hope I get good news about my question I'm going to ask.

[10:46:11] Mikoolo/rizon If it's ok to drink whisky.

[10:46:14] Mikoolo/rizon And beer.

[10:46:37] Mikoolo/rizon If it is then I might go and buy some cider.

[10:47:14] Mikoolo/rizon I'll buy some bulmers.

[10:47:31] Mikoolo/rizon It hasn't stopped ComputerTech from trying to make his liver quit.

[10:47:59] Mikoolo/rizon And I think I drank less that ComputerTech did this summer.

[10:50:11] Mikoolo/rizon But saying that the irish is drunk is like saying that water is wet.

[10:57:16] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna watch this when I get back https://youtu.be/KG2ttRgc5Zk

[10:57:30] Mikoolo/rizon Escapist had a meltdown and fired Nick.

[10:57:37] Mikoolo/rizon Loads of people quit.

[11:04:44] Mikoolo/rizon bbl

[13:15:01] Mikoolo/rizon deadly good nows. I may drink alcohol.

[13:15:05] Mikoolo/rizon news*

[13:17:50] Mikoolo/rizon I never asked before until now, Syndus.

[13:25:07] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't both the same in the end?

[13:47:24] Mikoolo/rizon wof, fire that person.

[13:47:43] Mikoolo/rizon Or deepfake being someone esle and make his paranoia much worse, wof.

[13:47:49] Mikoolo/rizon else*

[13:48:40] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine it wof. Finding out that he's having sexy time with one of the female staffers and suddenly pulls out his cock infront of the webcam while you're deepfaking to be like her.

[13:50:01] Mikoolo/rizon He's trying to act like a chav to you deadly.

[13:50:19] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[13:51:29] Mikoolo/rizon They exist.

[13:51:32] Mikoolo/rizon Thats whats wrong with them.

[13:51:36] Mikoolo/rizon Amirite deadly?

[13:54:26] Mikoolo/rizon My new glasses are done.

[13:54:30] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna go pick them up tomorrow.

[13:59:36] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait https://i.imgur.com/CMELtJK.mp4

[13:59:41] Mikoolo/rizon Enable sound

[14:02:21] Mikoolo/rizon I add nsfw to stuff if they are nsfw, phonekait.

[14:03:15] Mikoolo/rizon Sometimes I imply something is nsfw while it's actually sfw, phonekait.

[14:03:34] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine going to www.bbc.com and expect big black cocks like the one this girl is grabbing, grapejuice. https://i.imgur.com/s7rTtu2.jpeg

[14:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon Copypasted from chat.

[14:04:06] Mikoolo/rizon True

[14:04:33] Mikoolo/rizon I like how it uses her shoulder to stay upright.

[14:04:43] Mikoolo/rizon Quite heavy.

[14:07:22] Mikoolo/rizon Ask her if she wants to see a big black twitching cock phonekait and show her this https://i.imgur.com/dPUGuNh.gif

[14:10:54] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like bbc ComputerTech?

[14:11:45] Mikoolo/rizon Anything with Sir David on it is an automatic must see.

[14:12:34] Mikoolo/rizon His brother died 9 years ago

[14:12:39] Mikoolo/rizon Richard.

[14:12:44] Mikoolo/rizon He was in Jurassic Park.

[14:13:13] Mikoolo/rizon Hope he lives to see triple digits.

[14:13:34] Mikoolo/rizon Betty White was taken before her triple digits.

[14:13:56] Mikoolo/rizon So did Betty White.

[14:14:22] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/9u_VI9B0Vg4

[14:14:34] Mikoolo/rizon She doesn't have kids so yes, ComputerTech.

[14:15:21] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah but he has 2 kids, ComputerTech.

[14:15:26] Mikoolo/rizon Raising kids steals years from your life.

[14:15:33] Mikoolo/rizon Stress.

[14:15:44] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech. Say you got 2 6 year olds.

[14:15:54] Mikoolo/rizon You turn your back to them for 1 second.

[14:16:16] Mikoolo/rizon WHen you turn back to look at them they are gone and you hear the family cat meowing like crazy, ComputerTech.

[14:16:42] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like loads of stress if she always disciplined you.

[14:18:08] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech's Mum: YOU FUCKIN' WANKAH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YE YA CANNAE HAVE WHISKEY UNTIL YER 18 YERS OLD? NOW I HAVE TAH USE ME BELT ON YER LITTLE BUM AGAIN!

[14:18:50] Mikoolo/rizon True but he didn't know that being homeschooled and all, h4.

[14:19:05] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[14:19:18] Mikoolo/rizon I think he already did.

[14:19:35] Mikoolo/rizon Also h4, ComputerTech. It's ok for me to consume alcohol.

[14:19:52] Mikoolo/rizon Doctor laughed as I asked him.

[14:20:06] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[14:21:56] Mikoolo/rizon But you said you were always disciplined!

[14:22:40] Mikoolo/rizon It's also grammatically correct to read it as you being a unruly child that was always disciplined.

[14:22:58] Mikoolo/rizon English is so imprecise.

[14:23:08] Mikoolo/rizon inprecise?

[14:23:10] Mikoolo/rizon Unprecise?

[14:23:21] Mikoolo/rizon Unaccurate

[14:23:36] Mikoolo/rizon We should make Changeover Day happen in real life, h4.

[14:23:47] Mikoolo/rizon wYeah.

[14:23:50] Mikoolo/rizon But only the changeover part.

[14:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon We are here to tell you all about CHANGEOVER DAY! (Changeover Day?!)

[14:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon Guten Abend, Everyone! (Guten Abend!)

[14:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon Changeover Day! from July the fourth, you gotta say goodbye to English (Auf Wiedersehen!)

[14:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon So get on board, or GET OUT!

[14:24:51] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/BGWHjNA_caY

[14:27:21] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry phonekait but I think I found a new job for you https://i.imgur.com/nXn88ps.jpeg

[14:29:18] Mikoolo/rizon Don't worry ComputerTech. She's experienced. You won't feel anything during the surgery.

[14:29:37] Mikoolo/rizon You might not remember anything that happened the last 12 months either. But thats ok.

[14:30:23] Mikoolo/rizon No no.

[14:30:25] Mikoolo/rizon Thats assault.

[14:30:35] Mikoolo/rizon She works as an anesthesiologist.

[14:32:23] Mikoolo/rizon She administers anesthesia to patients that require it before surgery.

[14:35:46] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah.

[14:36:14] Mikoolo/rizon My sick leave got extended to the end of the year.

[14:38:03] Mikoolo/rizon Is it the one that rhyhmes with My sharona, DickCheney?

[14:38:40] Mikoolo/rizon h4, the doctor said "How are you feeling?" "Any issues?" "Why do you want it extended?"

[14:38:42] Mikoolo/rizon I was honest with him.

[14:39:06] Mikoolo/rizon And said "No issues, I feel great except a bit hard to sleep at night. And I thought a new year a new start on life."

[14:40:09] Mikoolo/rizon Also that I sometimes think wether I'll still be me when I wake up.

[14:41:43] Mikoolo/rizon [15:36:13] <&Mikoolo> My sick leave got extended to the end of the year.

[14:41:48] Mikoolo/rizon ski ^

[14:42:40] Mikoolo/rizon Change of tools and routines and stuff, login.

[14:42:58] Mikoolo/rizon Also. I don't think the changes are necessary either, login.

[14:43:35] Mikoolo/rizon I'm like a one case every 30 years.

[14:44:10] Mikoolo/rizon I had a once in 10 million accident, login.

[14:45:09] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[14:46:07] Mikoolo/rizon The best solution they are applying is raising the wildlife fence so it doesn't touch the ground, login.

[14:46:34] Mikoolo/rizon So you can swing your saw beneath it without touching the fence.

[14:46:53] Mikoolo/rizon I think it was 10cmabove the ground.

[14:47:32] Mikoolo/rizon Yes, the poles that keep the fence up will also be attached 10 cm above the ground.

[14:47:44] Mikoolo/rizon Incase someone would ask about that part.

[15:18:47] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester wants 90yo + cock

[15:49:26] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think that helps, phonekait. He has siblings.

[15:50:08] Mikoolo/rizon Worse, irish666.

[15:50:09] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech.

[15:50:31] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry.

[15:50:45] Mikoolo/rizon I halfway turned you into a lasagna as you fixed that typo.

[15:50:56] Mikoolo/rizon .w lasagne

[15:51:34] Mikoolo/rizon Hi marblesurf.

[15:51:40] Mikoolo/rizon .w england, us

[15:51:48] Mikoolo/rizon Decent temp you got there, irish666.

[15:51:59] Mikoolo/rizon .w England, UK

[15:52:28] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also, irish666.

[15:52:31] Mikoolo/rizon .w england, de

[15:52:45] Mikoolo/rizon Add a , irish666.

[15:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon DE is Deutschland

[15:53:30] Mikoolo/rizon Because DK is Denmark.

[15:54:33] Mikoolo/rizon Probably some small town that was inhabitated by banished nobles or something, irish666.

[15:55:05] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satan's Kingdom

[15:55:10] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satans Kingdom

[15:55:27] Mikoolo/rizon Satans Kingdom is a village? small town? in that county.

[15:56:04] Mikoolo/rizon knäck

[15:56:06] Mikoolo/rizon Knäckt

[15:56:23] Mikoolo/rizon Knekt

[15:56:38] Mikoolo/rizon Squire iirc

[15:56:42] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en knekt

[15:56:52] Mikoolo/rizon not the name

[15:57:01] Mikoolo/rizon Like, jack in a deck of cards.

[15:57:04] Mikoolo/rizon That kind of jack.

[15:57:33] Mikoolo/rizon It comes from german.

[15:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en knecht

[15:58:59] Mikoolo/rizon Tamburmajor is a great swedish army rank.

[15:59:21] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Tamburmajor

[15:59:32] Mikoolo/rizon Drum Major

[15:59:35] Mikoolo/rizon Or Field Commander.

[15:59:50] Mikoolo/rizon You're at the front of the military marching music band.

[16:00:01] Mikoolo/rizon Super wargod?

[16:00:16] Mikoolo/rizon Tyr is the norse god of war.

[16:00:51] Mikoolo/rizon Tyr says jump, the einhärjar says "Speak norse you english cunt!". Then he says "Hoppa" and the einhärjar jumps.

[16:04:34] Mikoolo/rizon Tyr is also one armed towards Ragnarok.

[16:04:50] Mikoolo/rizon As Fenrir gets a bit hungry.

[16:05:44] Mikoolo/rizon Because it's closer to the norwegian/icelandic spelling.

[16:06:33] Mikoolo/rizon And loads of people think they both are myths, HelderHeid.

[16:07:30] Mikoolo/rizon But I know better. I know Fenrir exists.

[16:10:37] Mikoolo/rizon Also. Norse is a transgender supportive religion.

[16:10:51] Mikoolo/rizon And furry.

[16:11:07] Mikoolo/rizon One of the main gods turned into a female horse and later gave birth.

[16:11:33] Mikoolo/rizon Can't argue against that.

[16:13:18] Mikoolo/rizon And Thor wore a wedding gown at one point in norse mythology.

[16:13:43] Mikoolo/rizon https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Ah%2C_what_a_lovely_maid_it_is%21_by_Elmer_Boyd_Smith.jpg

[16:13:55] Mikoolo/rizon That was made in 1902 ^

[16:19:24] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid here have a blast from the past https://youtu.be/ZBKm1MBsTbk

[16:19:28] Mikoolo/rizon But more recent.

[16:19:39] Mikoolo/rizon Numa Numa guy made a new video.

[16:29:19] Mikoolo/rizon Never heard of nal games.

[16:29:48] Mikoolo/rizon It's also a girl, login.

[16:34:59] Mikoolo/rizon Word on the street doesn't read properly, zof.

[16:35:23] Mikoolo/rizon [14:54:26] <&Mikoolo> My new glasses are done.

[16:35:23] Mikoolo/rizon [14:54:30] <&Mikoolo> Gonna go pick them up tomorrow.

[16:35:43] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech likes to steal other peoples catchphrases.

[16:36:10] Mikoolo/rizon The other side will be a balance lense so it doesn't look loop sided on my head.

[16:36:44] Mikoolo/rizon Approximately the same weight as the left lense.

[16:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon So it doesn't go \ when I wear them.

[16:37:42] Mikoolo/rizon Usually the glasses are horizontal on your face, h4.

[16:38:43] Mikoolo/rizon Pictograms are a tricky thing to learn tho, so I apologize for the confusion I caused you, h4.

[16:40:06] Mikoolo/rizon Say hi to your dad from me, h4.

[16:40:41] Mikoolo/rizon Thats her surname.

[16:41:27] Mikoolo/rizon “If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

[16:41:40] Mikoolo/rizon Never heard of.

[16:41:44] Mikoolo/rizon Download and try it, login.

[16:43:23] Mikoolo/rizon I THINK IT IS OFF! MINE SURE IS!

[16:43:54] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I am partially to be blamed for that tho. If someone didn't feel that they should protect ysalami from all caps people.

[16:44:20] Mikoolo/rizon Too sober to find his computer.

[16:44:47] Mikoolo/rizon I advice against ban evading, mrinf_.

[16:44:57] Mikoolo/rizon Please leave before someone that cares notices.

[16:45:32] Mikoolo/rizon Ah nice.

[16:45:36] Mikoolo/rizon Now remove your ban, mrinfinity.

[16:45:44] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[16:45:59] Mikoolo/rizon Now repeat the thing that got you kicked, mrinf.

[16:46:26] Mikoolo/rizon YEEE!

[17:27:53] Mikoolo/rizon A schizoposter.

[17:28:59] Mikoolo/rizon He prefers Linus Tech Drops over Linus Tech Strips.

[17:30:03] Mikoolo/rizon Look again mrinf. Not 64gb ram on it.

[17:31:19] Mikoolo/rizon nuc was intel not microsoft.

[17:32:28] Mikoolo/rizon Are you crossing the great big pond or moving to canada, mrinf?

[17:33:24] Mikoolo/rizon If you're crossing the pond look at norway. They got good benefits for immigrants when it comes to tax benefits.

[17:34:05] Mikoolo/rizon And if you work there for 4? 5? years you're elegible for state funded pension, mrinf.

[17:50:15] Mikoolo/rizon Don't slip.

[17:50:52] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't know you swung that way.

[17:51:32] Mikoolo/rizon Beggars can't be chosers :(

[17:52:26] Mikoolo/rizon It's outdated, Spiderman.

[17:53:33] Mikoolo/rizon My experience with linux is this. I don't have patience for it and just get mint.

[17:55:00] Mikoolo/rizon You really need double &?

[17:55:46] Mikoolo/rizon I almost never use the start menu on windows :s

[17:58:09] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[17:58:56] Mikoolo/rizon deadly https://i.imgur.com/SsGhkg8.jpeg

[18:00:35] Mikoolo/rizon Extremely violent gang war https://i.imgur.com/eLvdTha.mp4 NSFW

[18:02:10] Mikoolo/rizon Try now, deadly.

[18:02:14] Mikoolo/rizon Yay

[18:02:42] Mikoolo/rizon deadly

[18:03:00] Mikoolo/rizon Tell him hi from me, deadly.

[18:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon He doesn't know me.

[18:03:42] Mikoolo/rizon What if he's up there drinking with the queen?

[18:04:05] Mikoolo/rizon She's pointing at Charles and says "Look what dumbo is doing now."

[18:04:22] Mikoolo/rizon And he's there pointing at you saying "Look what that little cunt is doing."

[18:05:12] Mikoolo/rizon Also I don't pray.

[18:05:49] Mikoolo/rizon My reason is insert-any-thousands-of-reasons-people-have-said-before.

[18:06:09] Mikoolo/rizon If we ban venison we'll also need to ban pork and beef, deadly.

[18:06:19] Mikoolo/rizon BABE HAD A FAMILY!

[18:06:28] Mikoolo/rizon Insert-famous-cow-here HAD ALSO A FAMILY!

[18:06:55] Mikoolo/rizon Same with fish.

[18:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon Yes?

[18:07:07] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[18:07:31] Mikoolo/rizon .cc days to december 1st

[18:07:34] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[18:08:32] Mikoolo/rizon Wouldn't work.

[18:09:01] Mikoolo/rizon YOu should get this nick for christmas, deadly. DyslexicSatanClaus

[18:09:52] Mikoolo/rizon Satan?

[18:11:09] Mikoolo/rizon Did you watch this movie last year deadly? https://youtu.be/a53e4HHnx_s

[18:11:30] Mikoolo/rizon Best christmas movie of 2022.

[18:12:27] Mikoolo/rizon Seen the Mel Gibson santa movie Cunt?

[18:12:44] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Z64XvPERZ50

[18:12:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's also good.

[18:17:02] Mikoolo/rizon Cunt https://youtu.be/VsKLKriMch4

[18:17:33] Mikoolo/rizon Or this one Cunt https://youtu.be/yBnTqn0lBDA

[18:17:59] Mikoolo/rizon He's sober.

[18:18:18] Mikoolo/rizon He's saving up for a 24/7 bender from the 24th to the 31st.

[18:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[18:19:39] Mikoolo/rizon Cunt gets knurd when he doesn't drink.

[18:20:08] Mikoolo/rizon .t en de cunt

[18:20:12] Mikoolo/rizon Ah yeah

[18:20:22] Mikoolo/rizon Fotze ball.

[18:20:25] Mikoolo/rizon Fitta is swedish.

[18:20:37] Mikoolo/rizon Fotze ball is what they play in german, not Football.

[18:21:08] Mikoolo/rizon Fotzenball it is then.

[18:21:10] Mikoolo/rizon Ja

[18:21:20] Mikoolo/rizon It's not

[18:21:24] Mikoolo/rizon .yt global fusball

[18:22:06] Mikoolo/rizon Do not touch, deadly.

[18:23:38] Mikoolo/rizon One of the greatest songs in german https://youtu.be/t3HfEjR7oOQ

[18:24:44] Mikoolo/rizon Germans smell in finland. Did you know this, h4?

[18:24:59] Mikoolo/rizon Germans be like "Ich haise!"

[18:25:03] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en haise

[18:25:35] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en haise

[18:25:40] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en haisse

[18:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en ich haise johan

[18:26:04] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en ich haisse johan

[18:26:07] Mikoolo/rizon :s

[18:26:24] Mikoolo/rizon .t en de my name is johan

[18:27:10] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also loads of bins in germany.

[18:31:16] Mikoolo/rizon Clonk clonk clonk.

[18:38:43] Mikoolo/rizon They still smell in finland, h4.

[18:39:31] Mikoolo/rizon Nice lola-chan like comeback from Clive_Rosfield there.

[18:40:20] Mikoolo/rizon .t id en lola

[18:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon Lola means grandma in bahasa iirc.

[18:41:10] Mikoolo/rizon One of the indonesian languages.

[18:41:15] Mikoolo/rizon Philipino*

[18:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon Wof bad.

[18:41:31] Mikoolo/rizon My ban ain't a waste of space.

[18:41:52] Mikoolo/rizon And we're not even close to the 250 ban limit.

[18:44:33] Mikoolo/rizon He was the one who said it, h4.

[18:45:40] Mikoolo/rizon Even a pigeon that has been dead for a week can outsmart tors.

[18:46:24] Mikoolo/rizon My favourite pigeon is the alaskan pigeon.

[18:46:55] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4

[18:46:56] Mikoolo/rizon .yt SNdgvCU15rQ

[18:48:10] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/XCg_FT-iE2w

[18:50:28] Mikoolo/rizon I imagine they ain't picky eaters either.

[18:50:50] Mikoolo/rizon HONEY! THE NEIGHBOURS DOG LEARNED HOW TO FLY!

[18:52:22] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/TYli86rF3X8

[18:53:38] Mikoolo/rizon Only if you use condoms.

[18:53:48] Mikoolo/rizon Or other contraceptives.

[18:54:15] Mikoolo/rizon .quote add <&deadly> just let me suck ur dick

[18:54:39] Mikoolo/rizon h4, remember when \g used to chat with us?

[18:55:21] Mikoolo/rizon :<

[18:55:43] Mikoolo/rizon :<

[18:56:19] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like a James Bond villian, Blewish.

[18:58:19] Mikoolo/rizon He wants deadly in his show so he got crows and cum to sell.

[18:58:40] Mikoolo/rizon deadly will attract the cum depositing people.

[18:58:49] Mikoolo/rizon And the cum overload will attract the crows.

[18:59:27] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, one doesn't joke about ww2. My great grandpa died in Auswich, he fell from a guard tower while on duty.

[19:00:00] Mikoolo/rizon Auschwitz*

[19:01:03] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, whats the difference between a balaclava and a baclava?

[19:01:31] Mikoolo/rizon Did he get banned?

[19:02:40] Mikoolo/rizon I sent toni a youtube link, h4.

[19:02:43] Mikoolo/rizon This one

[19:02:44] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/mt-GD1hFg40

[19:02:50] Mikoolo/rizon Tony chews chewing gum.

[19:04:01] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Han var grann, men inte grannare än grannens gris. Knega extra som vaktis på vårt stadshotell. Han bodde hemma, ja Tony han var en riktig mors gris, ja, mors gris. Som såg till att han duscha och inte lukta fis

[19:05:17] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[19:05:22] Mikoolo/rizon I approve.

[19:06:54] Mikoolo/rizon Those are illegal guns, h4.

[19:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon They'll see prison for possessing those.

[19:07:11] Mikoolo/rizon They got full auto switches.

[19:07:59] Mikoolo/rizon You have no idea how much you fucked up your life for carrying a illegal firearm as a kid.

[19:08:06] Mikoolo/rizon Especially the one with his graduation costume.

[19:10:18] Mikoolo/rizon I have never started a fight in my entire life either, h4.

[19:10:28] Mikoolo/rizon But I finished one that a class mate started with me.

[19:10:40] Mikoolo/rizon These doesn't count.

[19:10:53] Mikoolo/rizon So not!

[19:11:13] Mikoolo/rizon Akshually, like, they like do not, like.

[19:11:53] Mikoolo/rizon Describe it in one word.

[19:12:00] Mikoolo/rizon AH

[19:12:08] Mikoolo/rizon I know what you mean now.

[19:12:12] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[19:12:15] Mikoolo/rizon Then I don't.

[19:12:52] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4 https://youtu.be/MU5L9rIOaqw

[19:13:45] Mikoolo/rizon This is ComputerTech's accent. https://youtu.be/nJ7QB3om-QY

[19:14:13] Mikoolo/rizon s/retarded/english

[19:19:15] Mikoolo/rizon Look at deadly, ComputerTech, and who else is english in here?

[19:20:13] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah I forgot HelderHeid.

[19:20:21] Mikoolo/rizon He's smart tho.

[19:20:24] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why I forgot him.

[19:20:33] Mikoolo/rizon Euuuuuuuw.

[19:20:49] Mikoolo/rizon Irish is actually from RoI.

[19:20:53] Mikoolo/rizon So not technically english.

[19:24:59] Mikoolo/rizon He's the Cleveland Herald.

[19:25:22] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[19:25:34] Mikoolo/rizon Sad

[19:26:41] Mikoolo/rizon Kumool is related to duds, foxy.

[19:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon wof ain't even in the puerto rican channel.

[19:27:23] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[19:28:06] Mikoolo/rizon What about duds, foxy. Do you like him too?

[19:28:29] Mikoolo/rizon No

[19:28:38] Mikoolo/rizon @seen duds

[19:28:58] Mikoolo/rizon You don't.

[19:29:04] Mikoolo/rizon If you did you'd say "Fuck duds."

[19:29:38] Mikoolo/rizon foxy lets wait for Kumool's response to my next statement.

[19:29:56] Mikoolo/rizon Kumool, duds is the smartest puerto rican man ever!

[19:30:48] Mikoolo/rizon Just 2 weeks until his nick deregisters.

[19:31:45] Mikoolo/rizon What are you ??? at now, ComputerTech?

[19:32:57] Mikoolo/rizon Good ComputerTech. You are aware of the germs you're carrying.

[19:33:21] Mikoolo/rizon Most of them are from ah soka tho.

[19:33:32] Mikoolo/rizon From you and hers wild raunchy cum parties.

[19:33:51] Mikoolo/rizon You've even cum

[19:33:56] Mikoolo/rizon ed at her in this channel.

[19:34:30] Mikoolo/rizon lol

[19:34:38] Mikoolo/rizon I expected you to tell me to stfu, Kumool. :(

[19:34:44] Mikoolo/rizon Also, is he dead?

[19:34:56] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search cum corner

[19:35:03] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 786

[19:35:34] Mikoolo/rizon Is duds dead, Kumool?

[19:35:55] Mikoolo/rizon 14:00 ish

[19:36:17] Mikoolo/rizon .cc current time puerto rico

[19:36:45] Mikoolo/rizon I thought so too.

[19:37:04] Mikoolo/rizon Remember this moment ComputerTech.

[19:37:26] Mikoolo/rizon You were right and foxy was wrong for once, ComputerTech.

[19:37:30] Mikoolo/rizon This moment will never happen again.

[19:37:53] Mikoolo/rizon So you better remember it, ComputerTech.

[19:38:44] Mikoolo/rizon !request kick ComputerTech make him go away

[20:40:34] Mikoolo/rizon From what animal, deadly?

[20:40:46] Mikoolo/rizon Ah deer.

[20:40:58] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[20:41:00] Mikoolo/rizon It was a joke.

[20:41:30] Mikoolo/rizon Was playing fallout 4, gonna take the last eyedrops of the day.

[20:42:12] Mikoolo/rizon Fallout 4 is like Ireland during the famine.

[21:00:24] Mikoolo/rizon deadly the irish potato blight.

[21:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon The famine it caused.

[21:02:18] Mikoolo/rizon missinf, may I use the command where my foot is traveling towards you and causes a major impact once it touches you?

[21:02:52] Mikoolo/rizon I did not ask you, deadly. I asked missinf.

[21:03:17] Mikoolo/rizon He ded.

[21:03:32] Mikoolo/rizon He ded.

[21:04:03] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[21:04:09] Mikoolo/rizon RIP Dr_DICK.

[21:04:13] Mikoolo/rizon Don't ask for proof.

[21:04:14] Mikoolo/rizon ok?

[21:04:52] Mikoolo/rizon There, take a closer look deadly.

[21:05:37] Mikoolo/rizon That would be dr_stiff

[21:05:49] Mikoolo/rizon Now if he's alive and on viagra it would be dr_stiffy

[21:07:41] Mikoolo/rizon deadly here have have a christmas song https://youtu.be/38GGET09Ox4

[21:09:06] Mikoolo/rizon Batman is a child groomer, ComputerTech.

[21:09:31] Mikoolo/rizon Is it Big belly vs fatter belly, deadly?

[21:10:08] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/sHnBppccI0o

[21:10:58] Mikoolo/rizon I bet he has no dollahs.

[21:12:39] Mikoolo/rizon The same sound your toilet makes after you've done #2?

[21:12:50] Mikoolo/rizon Pipe rattling too?

[21:13:00] Mikoolo/rizon U sure?

[21:13:27] Mikoolo/rizon So what makes the swooooosh sound when you don't flush? D:

[21:14:04] Mikoolo/rizon From all the action it's seen through the years.

[21:14:16] Mikoolo/rizon Can barely keep tight I bet.

[21:15:09] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/8-I3TX74xd0

[21:27:27] Mikoolo/rizon Because he likes pisswasser, deadly?

[21:27:59] Mikoolo/rizon Because he likes flavourless beer, deadly?

[21:28:26] Mikoolo/rizon We'd need to kick loads of people from here then, deadly.

[21:28:37] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[21:28:44] Mikoolo/rizon You because you only drink cheap lager.

[21:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech because heineken is the only beer he likes.

[21:29:15] Mikoolo/rizon It's european pisswasser.

[21:29:50] Mikoolo/rizon Tastes like someone showed it a picture of what malt and barley looks like.

[21:30:08] Mikoolo/rizon You got loads of awesome beers in UK.

[21:30:15] Mikoolo/rizon Innis & Gunn Original.

[21:30:21] Mikoolo/rizon 6.9% abv

[21:30:25] Mikoolo/rizon Scottish.

[21:30:34] Mikoolo/rizon Aged in old whisky barrels.

[21:30:46] Mikoolo/rizon It's awesome.

[21:31:03] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also St Peter's Cream Stout.

[21:31:06] Mikoolo/rizon It's delicious.

[21:31:30] Mikoolo/rizon The irish put Guinness in theirs.

[21:32:16] Mikoolo/rizon Nite, gonna get me new glasses tomorrow.

[21:32:40] Mikoolo/rizon 8th months preggo bastard.

[21:34:04] Mikoolo/rizon deadly your dementia is bothering me.

[21:34:09] Mikoolo/rizon I got 2 eyes.

[21:34:14] Mikoolo/rizon One is not working.

[21:34:29] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[21:34:33] Mikoolo/rizon It's a council worker.

[21:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon deadly https://i.imgur.com/87Ffh5O.jpg

[21:35:15] Mikoolo/rizon You and I should apply to become council workers.

[21:36:42] Mikoolo/rizon Drunk tomorrow and wednesday?

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