Wednesday, November 15, 2023
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Ahsoka/rizon
People actually like deadly, what drugs are you on, and can I have some?
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deadly/rizon
don't stop me from having nightmares
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deadly/rizon
kicked Ahsoka/rizon (deadly)
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Rizon/rizon
[Ahsoka] Hey Assbutts and Non-Assbutts
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Ahsoka/rizon
joined #computertech
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deadly/rizon
Ahsoka ur such a dick i actually feel sorry for you
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deadly/rizon
i bet you need to wear a helmet 24/7
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phonekait/rizon
I already had to break up one fight this week at work
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Ahsoka/rizon
I'm never trying to be a dick, but I still seem to come off as one
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TheFatherMind/rizon
My wife is showering.. she is singing while doing so.. this stresses our cats out greatly.
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deadly/rizon
im sure astressed pussy is an unhappy pussy
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I like waking up in the morning.. so I tend to stay out of her way.
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blank_dvth/rizon
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I remember she told me a story once.. her and her older brother were arguing over something. her mother walks in.. tosses a knife on the floor in front of them and says something to the effect of, "Let me know who wins"
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Either they stopped fighting.. or one of them one.. I am still not clear on the outcome.
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phonekait/rizon
deadly: one thing you may learn is that when you have a woman, you do what it takes to keep her happy, because if she's not happy, you're not happy.
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phonekait/rizon
As the owner of a vagina, I know this rule very well
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* deadly's bullet ricochetes on cryptexx0, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
deadly > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 11.178s, which makes a total of 16 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks). \_X< *KWAK* [35 xp] [lucky shot]
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[itchyjunk]/rizon
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deadly/rizon
my mums irish well was born in ireland
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deadly/rizon
but still we can't fly the st george flag in england :(
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irish666/rizon
.yt These days if you say you’re English you get arrested and thrown in jail
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irish666/rizon
phonekait: I know an American who cares about England well… several inches of England anyways lul
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irish666/rizon
I work when I kinda wanna n tonight’s 2am bullshit
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vk2bio/rizon
joined #computertech
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irish666/rizon
Right now waiting for 9am Beijing for a shipper
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Internets/rizon
:: London, GB :: Wednesday Scattered Clouds 9C / 48F 9C / 48F :: Thursday Broken Clouds 9C / 48F 9C / 48F :: Friday Overcast Clouds 9C / 48F 9C / 48F :: Saturday Broken Clouds 11C / 52F 11C / 52F ::
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deadly/rizon
he chats shit his dole money goes in at that time :x
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Ahsoka/rizon
Couldn't imagine dealing with work at 2 am
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Clive_Rosfield/rizon
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Number1Stunna/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 23 minutes and 22 seconds ago.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.317s, which makes you a total of 689 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.03s, which makes you a total of 690 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a rusty mechanical duck.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 22 hours 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just bought sunglasses in exchange for 5 xp points. These glasses protect you against the dazzling effect of the mirror for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 19 hours 37 minutes and 15 seconds.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 5 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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Hks/rizon
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Hks/rizon
yeah some russian showed up to my party, never invited
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Hks/rizon
lost few of his teeth and now cops are picking him up
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Hks/rizon
whathever, punks like that pop up all over the place, think they're tough because they're from russia
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sdadasd/rizon
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Brothers In Arms (On The Night / Live In Rotterdam, Netherlands / 31st May 1992) :: (08:29) :: Views 65,295 :: Rating [+] 2,262 likes [+] 2,262 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Yeah, that is a Russain thing. I have experienced it in Los Angeles a few times. LIved in a building with a few Russian families.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
The men seem to like to drink a lot and then do stupid things too.
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Hks/rizon
just feel bad for the guests, didn't want them looking at this
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 1.497s, which makes you a total of 691 ducks (including 81 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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Hks/rizon
i'm 190lb at most and this guy was like 300. you should see the way he flew into the ditch
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foxy/rizon
yawns
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets foxy
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Ahsoka/rizon
pees on ComputerTech
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TheFatherMind/rizon
My wife wants to sing a breakup song with all of her heart.. so she came out into the living room.. I broke up with here.. now she will go sing the song, come back, and we get to makeup.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
hopes there will be sex.
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ComputerTech/rizon
wiggles at socraticDev
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socraticDev/rizon
pets ComputerTech
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Ahsoka/rizon
Hopefully not with sheep the typical computertech
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foxy/rizon
yawns again
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ComputerTech/rizon
stuffs a carrot into foxy's yawning mouth
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foxy/rizon
spits it out towards ComputerTech, hitting him in the eye
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ComputerTech/rizon
noms the flying carrot
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Angel/rizon
ComputerTech thinks foxy meant to say: its in your mouth
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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sdadasd/rizon
left #computertech
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets socraticDev
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socraticDev/rizon
leans into pettings
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socraticDev/rizon
noses a bowl of cold spaghett toward ComputerTech
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Ahsoka/rizon
pets ComputerTech with a cheese grater
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ComputerTech/rizon
dances
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ComputerTech/rizon
noms
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ComputerTech/rizon
cums at Ahsoka
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.23s, which makes you a total of 692 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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ComputerTech/rizon
shakes hips
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Museum of Hip-Hop Panel - SNL :: (05:50) :: Views 1,540,085 :: Rating [+] 41,690 likes [+] 41,690 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.849s, which makes you a total of 693 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 3/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.089s, which makes you a total of 694 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.298s, which makes you a total of 695 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I am in my recliner chair.. watching my big ass TV in the living room.. and I have a little stool to my right with a 27" screen to my right.. keep the keyboard on my lap and the mouse sits on sort of board thing on the armrest.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
So I am just laying here remote controlling my clients computers.. every now and then your little duck flys accross my screen and I just hit the key.
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Rizon/rizon
Serion is on the channel right now!
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Dancing in the Street (2002 Remaster) :: (03:25) :: Views 1,197,334 :: Rating [+] 15,274 likes [+] 15,274 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [2/4] Spoon Me :: A more "[appropriate]" way of [saying] "[fuck me]" ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/4] Spoon me :: To [engage] [in the act] of [Spooning] ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [3/4] There's me spoon :: Interchangeable with "[pardon me]" / / If your stomach makes a particularly loud [grumble], or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing poli... ::
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deadly/rizon
yeah watch the video you'll know what i mean lol
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deadly/rizon
basically cudle me in bed to keep me warm lol
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ComputerTech/rizon
hugs deadly
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ComputerTech/rizon
throws hoody at deadly
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deadly/rizon
when i go for a piss i'll get my hoody
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blink/rizon
russian standard vodka of course
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deadly/rizon
russians drink seamen with vodka in some places
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deadly/rizon
ive seen it on a documentary many years ago
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Ziginox/rizon
Paul Ryan will provide our workers with the skills to cut the children with the saw
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ComputerTech/rizon
gulps
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blink/rizon
i drank like a fish and we had a kid last year
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ComputerTech/rizon
pukes
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deadly/rizon
just random jizz mixed with vodka lol
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Viva Las Vegas (2003 Remaster) :: (04:44) :: Views 616,447 :: Rating [+] 6,504 likes [+] 6,504 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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blink/rizon
made some amazing steaks on the bbq tonight
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blink/rizon
top sirloins, bout an inch thick
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blink/rizon
i like diff cuts for diff dinners
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Viva Las Vegas :: (02:43) :: Views 323,042 :: Rating [+] 4,828 likes [+] 4,828 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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HksPL/rizon
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Hks/rizon
joined #computertech
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Bad To The Bone :: (04:53) :: Views 40,313,613 :: Rating [+] 574,818 likes [+] 574,818 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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blink/rizon
going to port it to my psvita, need the full version
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blink/rizon
np: Blink-182 - Edging on Album:One More Time... - Genre[Rock] - Bitrate[263 kbps] - [01:33 / 02:29]
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Peorth/rizon
I'm sure they still exist, I doubt they're being sold anymore.
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blink/rizon
the homebrew scene is alive lately... every model is hackable
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deadly/rizon
i reember buying apsp off someone on irc for 300 quid never used it lol
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blink/rizon
sweet End3r - got a place i can snatch it from?
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End3r/rizon
lemme see if i can compress it any
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DuckHunt/rizon
deadly > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.055s, which makes you a total of 17 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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deadly/rizon
can i ask a reasonably personal question?
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deadly/rizon
do you remember the sinbad films from early
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I remember Vertical Hold.. Does anyone else here remember V-Hold?
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Compy/rizon
barges in
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drwho/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.73s, which makes you a total of 696 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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blink/rizon
ididnt realize this came out. used to play this back in 95 :D
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ChanStat/rizon
(UserStats): (deadly) Lines: 2,030 Words: 7,108 Letters: 34,872. Most active at 10:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 5 out of 329 users with 198 lines today. Quote: just ordered a burger king ;)
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deadly/rizon
helping ComputerTech out on chanstats
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deadly/rizon
kicked Ahsoka/rizon (deadly)
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Rizon/rizon
[Ahsoka] Hey Assbutts and Non-Assbutts
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Ahsoka/rizon
joined #computertech
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.498s, which makes you a total of 697 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 37 (duck atomizer). \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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deadly/rizon
i;ll get everyone to put you on ignore
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powermail/rizon
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mrinf/rizon
no that's 'if it doesn't work out' mindset/culture
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Ahsoka/rizon
It's not funny to threaten them with thier trigger when they are harmlessly joking
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deadly/rizon
only messages you on main when you pm it
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deadly/rizon
stop commenting/targeting me and we'll leave each other alone
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Ahsoka/rizon
I find your lack of humor annoying but if you didn't take my jokes so personal I wouldn't have anything against you
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Ahsoka/rizon
I always thought I clarified in here to never take me seriously unless I say I'm being serious