IRC Driven

[04:17:14] Kumool/rizon WHERE!?

[04:18:07] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:09] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:11] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:13] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:17] Kumool/rizon !reload

[04:18:20] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:22] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:25] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:26] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:28] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:30] Kumool/rizon !reload

[04:18:32] Kumool/rizon !reload

[04:18:36] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:38] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:18:39] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:19:03] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: ?

[04:19:18] Kumool/rizon i shot it down then I free it

[04:19:22] Kumool/rizon this is a vegan household

[04:19:38] Kumool/rizon you should play with your duck

[04:20:06] Kumool/rizon XD

[04:20:24] Kumool/rizon imma duck right now

[04:21:24] Kumool/rizon that's why I drilled a hole in the bed

[04:22:20] Kumool/rizon wait

[04:22:35] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: do the japanese pillows come with a fleshlight?

[04:23:45] Kumool/rizon esjay: don't know why you need to drill on some worms but ok

[04:24:30] Kumool/rizon esjay: do you think necrophilia is better because its more squishy?

[04:25:37] Kumool/rizon ba dum tish

[04:25:53] Kumool/rizon esjay: time to apply the scientific method

[04:26:03] Kumool/rizon in the UK?

[04:26:17] Kumool/rizon does the UK even have serial killers?

[04:26:30] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: ergo is like therefore

[04:26:43] Kumool/rizon .w ergo

[04:26:50] Kumool/rizon smaht

[04:27:03] Kumool/rizon !bang

[04:27:14] Kumool/rizon TheFatherMind: that was fucked up

[04:27:20] Kumool/rizon stupid fast, nice nice

[04:27:38] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: I've accepted my dumbness

[04:28:03] Kumool/rizon nope

[04:28:08] Kumool/rizon helena is back

[04:28:17] Kumool/rizon apparently she's fine

[04:28:20] Kumool/rizon yeah

[04:28:29] Kumool/rizon every time I'm there geo is gone

[04:29:16] Kumool/rizon I'll talk to him when I see him

[04:29:21] Kumool/rizon I'm barely sleeping anyway

[04:29:59] Kumool/rizon esjay: hey now she has some weird cancer thing

[04:30:41] Kumool/rizon woah what happened

[04:31:21] Kumool/rizon so she was talking about game of thrones?

[04:32:05] Kumool/rizon I think being a pedo is about the opposite problem

[04:34:02] Kumool/rizon mmm

[04:34:59] Kumool/rizon this reminds me there was a guy with a tumor that started becoming a pedophile, was a family man and everything, but after the tumor his entire personality changed

[04:35:28] Kumool/rizon nah

[04:35:31] Kumool/rizon its all brain stuff

[04:35:39] Kumool/rizon removed the tumor, personality changed back

[04:35:43] Kumool/rizon nothing to do with mortality

[04:35:54] Kumool/rizon we are nothing more than brain chemistry

[04:36:34] Kumool/rizon I've talked to helena she seems fine, hasn't talked to me about weird fantasies

[04:37:19] Kumool/rizon aren't memories the same as experiences

[04:37:55] Kumool/rizon how are you ysalamiri ?

[04:38:09] Kumool/rizon eeeey

[04:38:38] Kumool/rizon but really, stop that, you gonna die jaundiced

[04:39:05] Kumool/rizon I mean, couldn't stop my father, drank himself to death, so :w/e

[04:39:51] Kumool/rizon esjay: so experience is the active state of living and memories are the stored form of that experience?

[04:40:17] Kumool/rizon but experience is usually talked about as memories

[04:40:55] Kumool/rizon vaccines kill

[04:41:20] Kumool/rizon BILL GATES IS ROBBIND YOU BLIND

[04:42:02] Kumool/rizon I wonder if bill gates has ever used irc

[04:42:24] Kumool/rizon are you bill gates that's why you're pro vaccines

[04:42:29] Kumool/rizon mind control

[04:43:59] Kumool/rizon esjay: can I consult you about my issues?

[04:44:21] Kumool/rizon It hurts when I insert a whine bottle on my scrotum

[04:44:29] Kumool/rizon esjay: why doctor?

[04:44:36] Kumool/rizon pls help

[04:46:10] Kumool/rizon :D

[04:46:56] Kumool/rizon why is everyone a doctor on irc, helena is a health nut, geo is in medicine, and now another doctor

[04:48:54] Kumool/rizon aaalrighty then

[04:49:43] Kumool/rizon even worse

[04:50:57] Kumool/rizon psychiatry huh... no wonder the channie has attracted all of these nutjobs, myself included

[04:51:30] Kumool/rizon NiniGeo2: prove it, write an irc client that doesn't suck balls

[04:52:12] Kumool/rizon can't rebuild bwf, its #politics and everytime I'm there I just want to punch henry, even though he's great

[04:52:44] Kumool/rizon Syndus: kupo?

[04:52:58] Kumool/rizon kupopo!?

[04:55:48] Kumool/rizon I can't even, Syndus did you google or just get the reference to an obscure character in a not quite liked FF game?

[04:56:05] Kumool/rizon nice

[04:56:54] Kumool/rizon but that could be anything, crystal chronicles, 4

[04:57:07] Kumool/rizon nice

[04:57:09] Kumool/rizon get it!

[04:57:32] Kumool/rizon the problem is vivi is just yoda baby, but for fft black mages

[04:57:52] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: q of ching?

[04:58:14] Kumool/rizon sure, but FFT came before FF9, so to me its just the black mage yoda baby

[04:59:05] Kumool/rizon well, not a slum, even the slums here are cement :)

[04:59:51] Kumool/rizon weak

[04:59:56] Kumool/rizon /ignore

[05:00:22] Kumool/rizon but why

[05:00:46] Kumool/rizon it looks cool yeah but the story is so weak honestly

[05:00:59] Kumool/rizon squall is so whiny

[05:01:14] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: final fantasy 8

[05:01:53] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: the main character is a teenage military soldier that basically mopes all the way like a bitch, he has a cool gunsword and screams out edgelord

[05:02:23] Kumool/rizon Syndus: no offense

[05:02:55] Kumool/rizon C: like windows C:?

[05:03:32] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: windows 7!? how do you even run that

[05:03:52] Kumool/rizon oh, that's why you don't click on urls, probably using IE

[05:04:02] Kumool/rizon click on an url might get a virus

[05:11:00] Kumool/rizon niece porn?

[05:11:23] Kumool/rizon now we know where helena got the fantasies

[05:12:05] Kumool/rizon esjay: how about the keyblade logo?

[05:12:24] Kumool/rizon esjay: the kingdom hearts logo is kinda meh

[05:13:22] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: psst, there's one called kowaresamono risa

[05:13:34] Kumool/rizon you didn't hear it from me

[05:14:05] Kumool/rizon I don't know what you can even do in IE to protect yourself from all the ads in pron websites

[05:14:08] Kumool/rizon hiya yox

[05:14:14] Kumool/rizon hiya foxy*

[05:15:01] Kumool/rizon merican huh

[05:15:08] Kumool/rizon florida?

[05:15:16] Kumool/rizon no, like, midwest

[05:15:34] Kumool/rizon ah

[05:15:49] Kumool/rizon welp thank you for popeyes and raising my cholesterol

[05:16:50] Kumool/rizon no idea what that is

[05:17:14] Kumool/rizon gumbo... the green plasticine man?

[05:17:31] Kumool/rizon oh right gumby

[05:17:47] Kumool/rizon etouffee?

[05:17:51] Kumool/rizon you mean stew?

[05:18:14] Kumool/rizon fancy french

[05:18:24] Kumool/rizon no indians here, so no curry

[05:19:07] Kumool/rizon Syndus: don't mope a la squall

[05:19:29] Kumool/rizon :(

[05:19:56] Kumool/rizon aren't crawfish just the cockroaches of the sea?

[05:20:17] Kumool/rizon YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[05:20:55] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: its basically spicy KFC

[05:21:30] Kumool/rizon church biscuits are the best, especially the honey glaze which is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

[05:22:12] Kumool/rizon ysalamiri: what else would you talk about?

[05:22:47] Kumool/rizon or medical stuff because everyone on irc is dying from old age

[05:23:00] Kumool/rizon I think Syndus is ignoring me

[05:25:34] Kumool/rizon that's how mcdonalds get you

[05:25:56] Kumool/rizon I swear, I always hear people craving mcdonalds like some sort of addiction, and no one cares for the taste either

[05:27:00] Kumool/rizon imma go eat

[05:29:57] Kumool/rizon Syndus: out of curiousity, after FF10 I find all the RPGs to suck, can you recommend something that doesn't?

[05:30:38] Kumool/rizon Syndus: don't troll

[05:30:47] Kumool/rizon I'm serious!

[05:31:06] Kumool/rizon hmmm ok

[05:31:14] Kumool/rizon I don't mean FF centric

[05:31:20] Kumool/rizon grandia?

[05:31:28] Kumool/rizon that's psx right? I'll give it a go

[05:31:42] Kumool/rizon esjay: that's not an rpg

[05:32:10] Kumool/rizon if dark souls is an rpg then so is skyrim

[05:32:37] Kumool/rizon I mean like turn based, has an overworld type

[05:33:26] Kumool/rizon esjay: yes its a role playing game, but to compare FF to it is just crazy, they're hella different in feel and goals

[05:33:45] Kumool/rizon did it

[05:34:01] Kumool/rizon I'll give grandia a try

[05:34:32] Kumool/rizon no lie, whenever I play breath of fire (1) I fall asleep

[05:34:35] Kumool/rizon has happened TWICE

[05:36:00] Kumool/rizon esjay: I played unlimited saga so no, not gonna do that

[05:36:08] Kumool/rizon not playing any saga series

[05:36:46] Kumool/rizon esjay: and I heard it was depressing

[05:38:01] Kumool/rizon ok I'll give alundra, grandia, chain of echoes, lunar, front mission, star ocean a try, thanks everyone

[20:18:11] Kumool/rizon p*****?

[20:18:14] Kumool/rizon !bang

[20:18:16] Kumool/rizon !bang

[20:18:34] Kumool/rizon you dick

[20:18:58] Kumool/rizon :)

[20:19:43] Kumool/rizon 29C is cool man, freezing

[20:20:19] Kumool/rizon I'm used to 90F so 84F is super cool

[20:20:50] Kumool/rizon you europeans are not going to trick me

[20:20:58] Kumool/rizon MERICA

[20:21:11] Kumool/rizon MERICANS USE FAHRENHEIT

[20:21:23] Kumool/rizon WE CANT SPELL BUT WE DAMN WELL WILL NOT USE ANYTHING ELSE

[20:21:43] Kumool/rizon Mikoolo: yeah he would and I would be delighted

[20:22:15] Kumool/rizon Mikoolo: you seem obsessed, did you develop a crush

[20:22:52] Kumool/rizon I will search for duds and tell him he has romance waitin for him

[20:23:11] Kumool/rizon h4 sucks

[20:23:19] Kumool/rizon drowses you with water

[20:23:24] Kumool/rizon FOR NO REASON

[20:23:29] Kumool/rizon WHAT IF I GET A COLD!?

[20:23:43] Kumool/rizon I WILL HAUNT YOU IF I DIE h4

[20:24:16] Kumool/rizon 16:18:21 &h4 | !shop 16 Kumool

[20:24:19] Kumool/rizon BOOM

[20:24:41] Kumool/rizon lies

[20:24:44] Kumool/rizon only you could be this evil

[20:24:53] Kumool/rizon the computer catched the virus from YOU

[20:24:58] Kumool/rizon because you're so evil

[20:25:13] Kumool/rizon what are they?

[20:25:28] Kumool/rizon that's still evil!

[20:25:37] Kumool/rizon way worse

[20:28:15] Kumool/rizon Mikoolo: sociopaths don't feel anything, aren't they evil?

[20:28:33] Kumool/rizon you are

[20:29:44] Kumool/rizon h4: god is defined by the bible as goodness, ergo to be good is to follow god, to commit evil is to sin

[20:29:48] Kumool/rizon bless he bless he

[20:30:45] Kumool/rizon h4: only if you sin, and you are born with sin, so you're evil no matter what you do

[20:31:27] Kumool/rizon bb

[20:31:37] Kumool/rizon the hell does that mean

[20:31:57] Kumool/rizon you grow hair if you masturbate?

[20:32:07] Kumool/rizon wait is semen a cure for hair loss?

[20:32:32] Kumool/rizon ew no

[20:32:38] Kumool/rizon I don't want your "stuff"

[20:33:19] Kumool/rizon that's hilarious

[20:33:53] Kumool/rizon esjay: perfect for your next tattoo

[20:34:25] Kumool/rizon h4: 4/10

[20:34:41] Kumool/rizon Mikoolo: 6/10

[20:34:54] Kumool/rizon I'm just going to rate dad jokes now

[20:35:14] Kumool/rizon 7/10

[20:35:17] Kumool/rizon very nice

[20:35:39] Kumool/rizon Time to cure the receding hairline

[20:35:47] Kumool/rizon bbls

[20:36:16] Kumool/rizon it might cure my myopia

[20:36:44] Kumool/rizon semen is the cure for everything

[20:38:24] Kumool/rizon I may be too stupid for that joke

[20:38:50] Kumool/rizon .d council worker

[20:38:59] Kumool/rizon .u council worker

[20:39:24] Kumool/rizon .u bogan

[20:39:42] Kumool/rizon now I'm even more confused

[20:42:18] Kumool/rizon ah a road worker

[20:42:34] Kumool/rizon what council?

[20:42:37] Kumool/rizon is this the LOTR

[20:42:52] Kumool/rizon ok

[20:43:36] Kumool/rizon ah, you guys have private roads

[20:45:08] Kumool/rizon isn't a council worker anybody that works for the council? so like, it could be a politician and a road worker

[20:46:40] Kumool/rizon wait, what am I saying, politicians don't work so a politican can't be a council worker

[20:46:49] Kumool/rizon hehaha -_-

[20:47:07] Kumool/rizon ok I get it, brain fart over

[20:47:34] Kumool/rizon QUICK! POUR SEMEN!

[20:47:47] Kumool/rizon BE CAREFUL OF THE HAIRS

[20:48:26] Kumool/rizon we already have a blind person, we can't have 2!

[21:13:35] Kumool/rizon hey ct

[21:17:00] Kumool/rizon SCHWING

[21:17:05] Kumool/rizon no petting please ComputerTech

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive